His Personal Assistant Exposed The Truth | The Yard
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- Опубліковано 19 тра 2024
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This week, the boys are joined by Nick Yingling! The boys discuss a new patreon goal, how the boys are doing in the $150,000 COD tournament, and how aiden went on a long acid trip with his cosmonaut friends... (Episode 123)
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00:00:00 - intro
00:00:33 - welcome back to the yard
00:00:52 - yingling and slime have a fight
00:03:27 - nick yingling, the businessman
00:04:15 - 'so it's kinda like falco..'
00:06:28 - nicks ass debate
00:07:20 - ludwig hit the 1,000 pound club
00:08:10 - zipper 2 vs slime
00:10:48 - dark yingling
00:11:50 - Weekly ShakeDrizzle Segment
00:15:03 - living with shake
00:16:00 - yingling stopped smoking
00:16:50 - the final straw that broke joshman
00:20:47 - laser sight on the manscaped razor
00:21:10 - nicki minaj cod skin
00:22:58 - joshman needs to be revived
00:24:00 - 3-dots
00:26:13 - aidens acid trip
00:33:13 - scheduling drugs 2 months in advance
00:35:10 - doing acid in school
00:38:15 - the family wants to be together more
00:43:09 - beerio shamed yingling
00:47:06 - how many beerio kart matches have you played?
00:49:29 - drama over a vape at a wedding
00:51:44 - Hello Fresh!
00:54:08 - having a kid
00:55:06 - would 50 year old ludwig hang out with us?
00:55:52 - ludwig didn't want to hire yingling
00:56:45 - the mario slack incident
00:58:40 - yingling at the subaton 2.0
00:59:57 - yinglings most vunerable moment
01:01:59 - drunk yingling lost at night in vancouver
01:04:15 - rolling down the stairs in the poop house
01:07:55 - nick & yingling have been learning COD terminology
01:08:20 - nick learns the wrong callouts
01:10:56 - the boys talk about the COD tournament
01:19:15 - nick sneaks to another toilet for just the bidet
01:21:35 - getting surgery
01:24:33 - slime's forever grudge against ludwig, stanz & atrioc has new evidence
01:25:50 - panda express
01:31:14 - things we like about ludwig
The Yard is a show hosted by Ludwig, Nick, Slime, and Aiden.
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Aiden putting "do acid" in his calendar 2 months in advance is the most Aiden thing ever
Ok big fish theory
@@Wokeuplatethebreakfastclosed bro I made a joke based on surface level information about his personality and a thing he actually did that's not parasocial
Ok sophomore album
It's not good to do it too often, a lot of people who do psychedelics schedule that type of thing
The entire family roleplay bit is probably a top 5 moment in Yard history
One of my favorite bits thus far. Slime and Nick not only being gay but also lesbians who occasionally(?) hook up with their adopted(??) son Aiden killed me
The aristocrats
@@alystairAristocats
Nick is right, I totally thought yingling was a responsible, suit-wearing, business man/nerd before this episode 😂
I thought he'd have a neat ginger beard or something too
That's Wang
I thought so too tbh but then they mention something about how he smokes that shit that made Ted talk and how he seemed to be just perpetually stoned and I pretty much expected what we got
@@the_sad_wallet1553I think I saw how he looked on Twitter. But like yeah they mention how he’s hitting the Penjamin constantly. This is exactly what I’d expect.
Idk, with how much they talked abiut Nick hitting the pen, or the jokes about the Rick and Morty weed pen, and all the times they brought up his insane questions, I pretty much expected the exact opposite, but was glad he wasn't full on weed guy personality.
They finally brought forth Ludwig's strongest soldier
LOL
The family dynamics between these loving moms and their children are perfect
Honestly Yingling is like a combination of all the yard cast. Ludwig’s god fuelled wrath, Aidens similar voice tone and defensiveness, Slimes general humor and then vague parts of nick
*and Nick's first name
@@malt5948 Fuck how did I miss that
Back to my suit and tie life
haha
We need Aimen to take every Drug there is for podcasting reasons. His stories are always hilarious. Also Slime and Nick roasting while genuinely caring is heartwarming.
DMT next
Imagine Slime on LSD
yeah and for the finale he can take them all at once
too be fair hes pretty much only done the ones that are very much safe for adults and just awesome and theres like kinda not many left of those
they remind me of my friends whenever i do drugs and its kind of distressing
I gotta say, despite never having appeared in any episode, Zipper2 is potentially the funniest person in The Yard Extended Universe™
well she did zipper for the Italy ep. I think thats where the name originates
Zipper 3 drawing sonic porn clears imo
@@alexantone5532 I'm pretty sure that was also zipper2 LOL
@@alexantone5532 zipper 3 wasn't even christened when this happened, it was zipper 2.
@@ricochico1144 That's awesome lol
Yingling threatened to put a hole in the wall within the first thirty seconds this is gonna be awesome
Nick Yingling kinda look like if Ludwig was Québécois instead of normal French
No, you're right. This checks out
this thanksgiving i’m thankful to finally get a yingling yard ep
I always like hearing the yard boys talking about snus and tobacco products like Zyn because it’s such a good outside view into the depraved world of Swedish people lmao
For one, they’re talking about 3-dots and 4-dots; my coworkers (who are somewhere in the middle on the nicotine addiction spectrum) typically drop a dozen or so 5-dots a day. There is even an elusive 6-dot, though they don’t think it’s worth the extra cost for relatively little extra effect.
Stacking two pouches at the same time is also a common move, even the 54 year old middle class white women at my job do that pretty regularly. The most elusive is the so-called Albatross, which is where you put in 4 at the same time - that’s usually enough to get even the most jaded addicts to feel sick though.
Ultimately, I think the Americans/Australians still have a long way to go down into the pit of depravity before they reach the depths of the Swedish/Nordic worker. I know motherfuckers who will drop two or three 5-dots, a Celsius energy drink and two cups of coffee before 9 AM, and they’re not even the slightest bit wired.
jesus fuck
If you think they're not weird, they must be absolutely fucking miserable humans sober.
I had maybe a year or so where my breakfast consisted of Ritalin, coffee and 5 dot snus. I switched to non-stimulant ADHD meds, quit nicotine and am generally in a much better place nowadays, but sometimes I do miss that electric nauseating kick-in-the-face feeling of everything hitting at once right after waking up.
My friend once hit the double log where you fully line up top and bottom of your mouth. Mans threw up within the hour.
That's depressing
Very very good episode, guests with prior chemistry just have the IT factor when it comes to making good episodes, josh miles yingling etc
QT was one of the best too
Aiden is such a good story teller. This and his swift baby sitting story are top of all time. His stories feel like an eternity but you want to stay there the whole time
i go back to that swift story like once a month its amazing
Can someone tell me what episode the swift story is in???
@@RebekahKroezenepisode 7 “we took edibles before this podcast”
@@Butternoob2000 thank youuu
planning your LSD trip way ahead is definitely the most adult thing to do
Aiden's description of typing a text on acid sounds exactly like whenever i try to type something in a dream and that was honestly a more coherent message than I'd expect
Actually so nice to finally have Yingling on the podcast. The energy he gives off is like if Ludwig and Slime had a bastard lovechild
The boys and yingling were great this ep, but the sleeper MVP is Zipper2, every story she was a part of this ep was really funny.
Aiden talking about struggling to type while on acid, was so relatable. I did a lot of acid in highschool, and there is no greater struggle than trying to type a message or Google something while on acid. It is so hard. I once spent an hour trying to Google something because I kept getting distracted. Acid is wild😂
I’ve been a Yingling fan since he was on Radio Melee right before his Smash Summit appearance. The GOAT is finally being recognized by his friends!
1:26:05 aside from the seriousness of being swatted, it would be funny af if nick came into lud's stream, asked if he wanted panda express, and lud abruptly ends stream to go eat panda express.
I’ve never felt more represented as a Longshoreman than the occasional shout outs from slime about how are life is rough, thank you. (We get paid a lot but most of us are alcoholic)
that’s beast
If Blingbling doesn't hit the Penjamin once this episode...
him and snoop stopped smokin that Bhutanese shadow garden grown dark evil pack
were in the mines too deep i dont think i see a way out
Aiden is such a real one he did a really good job explaining acid :3
Finally, we get to meet the man, the myth, the legend, Nick Yingling.
Probably a contender for best episode, the energy was really high
I love how a couple episodes they were like "No! We can't say smoking is cool!" then this episode they're just talking doing acid and ecstasy
Slime saying he'll never do drugs while wearing a Marlboro cigarettes hat is peak content
I take acid and mushrooms the exact same way. I ask for a day off a couple weeks/month in advance, clean the night before and wake up early to take it. Having it planned out and being prepared is a great way to control your environment and prep your brain.
this episode solidified zipper 2 as a legend
Missed opportunity to have both Nicks dress the same to see if Slime could really tell them apart from the back
it's so great to finally see the legend himself, thick yingling
Aidan trying to say something and Slime immediately cutting him off to talk about his smooth balls is killing me rn
I enjoyed hearing the boys talk about drugs, its healthy to discuss every once in awhile. good on aiden for trying it and sharing his experience with us.
and it turns out not even acid can touch Aidens Massive Gamer Ego
perfect ending, i love what everyone had to say about lud
yeah i'm confused, was it purposefully cut out as a joke like they don't love anything about Lud or was it some kind of editing mistake?
@@RavenLovesArt yeah the cut off is just a friendly lil jab at Lud. They compliment him often anyway so they gotta balance it out somehow
@@krysle3337 true, they can barely go one episode without calling him hot
it will forever haunt me that Yingling isn't a small asian boy
I also thought yingling was a stand up guy, but instead he just sounds exactly like aiden and slime put together
yingling is so unhinged... so electric w the boys
One of best episodes hands down.
I've been waiting for this day, thank you Thick Alan !
Slimes Bill clinton impression was insanely funny
So lets just replace Ludwig with Nick Yingling. This episode went hard.
actually one of my favorite episodes in a while. yingo is hilarious you guys gotta have him on again sometime
This is like the Final Destination of podcasts. great episode
Love waking up to new episodes from my favorite cat-and-mouse podcast
I took acid at school, it was an alternative school and I laid down on my English teacher's couch for 6 hours. She drove me and my brother home and her husband drove my car home but the trip itself was sooo good, I was staring at the fish tank she had and watching the little guys and she always played classical music which was so nice.
The funniest thing about the story of slime shaving his balls is the fact he’s listening to sir Chloe I CANNOT picture him listening to this while doing THAT
I have to work on thanksgiving but at least i get to enjoy the new pod while i work :)
Best episode yet.
Slime listening to Sir Chloe is the coolest thing I’ve ever heard!!!
This episode made me realize I’ve thought Yan and Yingling were the same person this whole time
at this point I've heard about the slime Panda Express Incident™ so much that I feel like I was there
Coming from the cod community it’s nice to hear nick bring up cod in the podcast and say names I know but nick knows the others don’t. Make me feel good
So do you guys think it would be cool to be, like, Ludwig’s personal assistant?
I did not expect Slime to pull out Sir Chloe as a recent listen
Yingo on the podcast is the my ultimate Thanksgiving miracle
every one of yingling's laughs is a different animal. i heard whale, horse, and monkey
This is a good thing right
@@yinglingnick yeah man, everyone needs someone with a wild laugh in the group, it's a passive buff to the convo
This might be the best episode today
Happy thanksgiving chucklers
love when nick is on. hes hilarious
Last episode I commented asking for Yingling on the pod and then it happened. Rad!
This is the best yard episode ever, it feels like yingling is a permanent member
36:40slime saying it’ll kill you into yingos genuine it will? was simply iconic
This is the latest I have ever been to an episode but it was still as hype as release
Yingling is so different from how I imagined
I remember my first acid trip. My friend back in hs asked me if I wanted to go to the mall. We went I the mall alright; and I got stuck in the bathroom stall for probably 30 min.
Nick(yingling )is like if Ludwig hadn't switched
im thankful for the yard
Ok I got a Valoranrt while listening to the episode and you guys helped me findijg my second esrpid and you are aweosme, love ya
Holy shit Archie, that cut to the premium preview was so abrupt and funny I audibly laughed in the gym 💀
never felt the boy's club vibes until slime said "bush city". that one stung LMFAOOOO
slime listening to sir chloe makes so much sense but its also really surprising bahaha
This episode is legendary
Hearing this today makes me wants to prepare for tomorrow to be an acid day
Slime would absolutely sleep Shake in a Chess boxing match
Very cool! Metalocalypse mentioned!!!
slime the sir chloe and envy corps goat
Best pod so far 😂
slime listening to Sir Chloe while shaving his pubes has shifted my worldview irreparably
Yingling ep goes crazy
Happy American Thanksgiving to everyone who celebrates! Thankful that Archie is British so he could upload this today.
thank you for giving :)
Yingling is so effortlessly cool
nicks voice is all of the bois on the yard voices mixed together
I cant belive me and slime both love Sir Chloe
I've been binging episodes like crazy and waiting with bated breath for this episode. It doesn't disappoint, yingling fucking rules
My main takeaway from Aiden's acid story is that dream texting and acid texting are the same thing
This is great, when will Thick Allen make an appearance?
With Zyn we were driving to Lake Havisu from Vegas and I hit what I dubbed the 4 corners where I packed 4 6mg ones one in each corner and thought I was gonna die
FINALLY A NICK YINGLING EPISODE LMFAOOO
The title should actually read: The man behind Yinglings Success | his assistant Ludwig
yingling has to be one of the best guests
amazing ep
So “the yard” to have Ludwig’s assistant on the pod without Ludwig
The Yard prison ep would go crazy
best ep yet
Happy Thanksgiving 🦃
i was imagining yingling like luca brasi for a while
Legendary ep