TV Licence Goon Visits - ep9
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- Опубліковано 2 лип 2024
- Let’s have a look at some tv licence goon visits, these ‘enforcement officers’ think they are something special, so let’s have a watch of them ‘at work’ shall we?
00:00 - Intro
01:03 - Textbook Example
02:27 - Talk Too Much
04:08 - Scummy Geezer
05:56 - Your Face Is Famous Now
07:24 - Another Face
08:11 - Last Face
08:35 - Message To The Goons
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Everything I learnt about dealing with uninvited visitors at the door, I learnt from my old Dad. Always, he said "Who are you? No, thanks."' Shut door. Done.
Don’t even answer the door, just keep repeating:-“I’m coming….”.
My dad was the same , he was brought up in occupied Amsterdam during the second wold war and had to deal with proper goons,so these clowns had no chance 😂
Yeah that's all you need to say, most of the time I don't even open the door.
Even if they offer sweets? 🤔
@@winklton lol!😂👍
They have no powers
Just close the door to these goons.
They do have powers ............ they have the power to lie through their back teeth in the hope they can get a conviction .
if they see recepticals such as sat dishes and Areias there's the potential for a warrant.
@@stuartpaul9211don't be daft....
Never ! Ever say you live there and always record ! Always ! And never have your tv visible to any window ! Never answer your door never ! Say anything unless it’s fuck off and no thanks, if you watch tv never watch the one in the living room ! Use a laptop or phone.
We should compile a National Goon Register with all their boat races on.
It would be the same as the National nonce register no doubt.
Suspect the turnover of staff is pretty high .Getting told to naff off 20 times a day & you might question your career choice .
Some of these clips are so old that the goons will have left or retired by now.
Nah...find out where the scum live...and have some fun
I suspect most of these xxxxx are already on a register for different reasons if you get my drift
When Jon casually said "scum" at the end I laughed my head off.😂😆😂
man with hat
I'm devastated, just moved house and then when I went back to hand the keys back to the landlord found out I had missed an actual visit, so never got the chance to say "thanks but no thanks"
It's on my bucket list to get a visit
Personally speaking, if I'm not expecting anyone I *never* answer the door.
Me too.😊
Same with me.
What if it's a neighbour or a delivery or something? Or something you would genuinely want to buy?
@@icantthinkofaname9935if it's a delivery that would be expected would it not?
@@icantthinkofaname9935 What?
Who buys from door to door salesmen any more anyway!
It's just been on the news that the Government is going to ban Cold Calling, I wonder if that will apply to the TV TAX GOONS?
@@sandrahoward5695 - It seems it is only a ban on cold calls selling financial products, I thought there would be a catch, but then the TV TAX GOONS are selling a financial product aren't they?
@@davemcbryde2294 I would say no. The act of paying for something doesn't make that something a financial product.
I cannot see the government actually do that, as to it's logical conclusion that would include political canvassing
The governemnt broke lockdown law when they made it illegal for me to work, completely destroying my life
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They had parties and got off with women while our nans died alone in hospital
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If the governement can break the law what hope do we have with a nation of sheeple idiots who vote them back in !!!!!! 😖🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪
Cold calling is something different. They’re not cold calling.
In the ten plus years of being licence free I have yet to get a knock. I'd love the chance to say 'no thanks' and shut the door, I feel I'm missing out ☺
I'm sure your mates, when they find out, will arrange one for you. Perhaps read your rights, handcuff you, take you to the pub for the laugh.
same here....very disappointing
Me too...im devastated they havnt turned up😢
They seem to target streets where they can spy on several properties at once like terraced housing, and where they can see there isn't a lose dog in the garden
I keep getting love letters but always get stood up... Although the latest one has a very official looking red number on it with the local town that supplies the goon.. Fingers crossed I get to say "no thanks" as i clise the door
REMEMBER FOLKS, YOU HAVE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO GAIN BY INTERRACTING WITH THESE BULLY BOYS. THE RULE IS SO SIMPLE; KEEP YOUR DOOR, AND MOUTH, SHUT! Thank you.
A locked door, is a happy door.
My threatograms have started again after two years of peace - after watching this, I'm.gagging for a visit !!
Mine ended in March. I haven't had the threats yet, I'm disappointed. But I keep getting reminders. I'm waiting for the knock so I can slam the dor in their face.
Mine is coming in 5 days. Got a ring doorbell now 😂
I recently cancelled my TV license officially, I am also %100 genuinely not watching TV etc but for years I was apprehensive about cancellation the license simply because of the anxiety of dealing with this situation. Watching a few videos on your channel has given me the confidence and knowledge on how to deal in this situation if it arises. Thanks.
Good for you !
I stopped paying 2 years ago and genuinely don't watch that filth !
@@pauliepaul3697 Same!😂
@@jamiecurran3544 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
My issue is that for twenty years, the BBC took my money, and gave large amounts of it to someone they knew was abusing kids in their care. Not one more penny will ever be given by me to an organisation like that, so I’ve removed their implied rights of access via phone, told them my name is ‘The Occupier’ when they asked for it, and I warned them if any of them turn up at my property, I will take a picture of them, and post it on the web with the words ‘paedophile supporter’ under it, because that’s what they are. Haven’t heard from them for years!
Very eloquently put 👌
The thought of giving the pedophile harbourers a single penny of my hard earned wages makes me sick with rage 😳
That's my stance too however all the TV shows the British Bullshitting Corperation make is all drivel anyway!😂
"TV LICENCE ENFORCEMENT OFFICERS"
sounds scary doesn't it 😂
No.
@@icdgyixifyinstereo
You liked your own comment?😂
They're no different to snake oil salesmen.
"Televison Watchers Action Team" has a catchier ring .
They ask, do you have a TV? TVs have absolutely nothing to do with TV licence.
Reply with is the pope polish or I would love to invite you in but we all have Covid at the moment and we’re under quarantine come back in six weeks when we get the all clear then cough in his face and shut the door
Why do transvestites need a license?
You need a license to own a television set. Period. Full stop.
@@MrWolfSnack Wrong. You need a licence to watch broadcast television.
All the jobs in the world and the apply to prosecute the most vulnerable in our society. Linekar should be outraged.
Hung by his bollocks
Last 3 years of being license free been getting a letter every month off these goons saying all the usual they’re giving me 10 days to get properly licensed “already are don’t need one “ and the regular ones starting investigation etc all they’ve got so far is I’m legal occupier and sir or madam 😂 last letter was threatening a visit from an enforcement orifice to check and question me under caution well gd look with that goons I’m moving this weekend 😂😂😂😂
If I was to get a visit, and they ask more than once if I am the legal occupy, I would close the door
Remember the Channel 5 show Cowboy Builders? THIS is the TV Licence Goons version ( hey Channel 5, here's an idea for a new tv show) 😂
Could you imagine shopping at Sainsburys and a guy from Tesco turning up and asking you if he can check your fridge because you must be shoplifting from them if you've not been buying from them.
What I really hate is when a door knocker says after the door has been opened ‘hi pal how are you’ I’m not you’re bloody pal piss off.
Got one the other day. He looked all official then he asked me when I opened the door....Do you live here? The response was..Ive not got time for this mate and shut door right in his face...Classic.....Lesson is do not give them the time of day...😂
😂🤣 I would have loved to see that!
Yeah.He thought he was Mr Important.....I think not baby puppy...As he wondered off , tail between his legs. So the motto to remember is Look, na mate, Close door ...
Years ago when a Goon knocked on the door of Drag Queen - Miss Kitty Litta - he was told: "The last man who knocked on my door ended up staying here for five nights! Up for it love?"😅
Throw a bucket of slops out of the upstairs window.
Who will do the cleaning up?
If someone knocks on your door ands asks "do you live here?" It's the equivalent of someone stopping you in the street and asking "where do you live?" It's not on. I'm at my mates house while he is away, and anybody that knocks on the door can all bog off. job done.
Your right never looked at it like that.😊
😄Well Done Mr Carne !! always fun the Goon one's
Even the goons in that first clip were ok as well , didn't push it , were polite , and just left ! So a bit of credit to them on this occasion !
The beardie one with the hat looks like a Morris Dancer who brews his own beer in the shed.
Keep up the good fight Jon 👊👍
I love these guys when they visit. I lead them to the dog compound in my back yard. However, I do need another visit, as I am having to buy dog food again.
Please don't feed junk food to your dog 😂
I feel sorry for Howard from the Halifax having to make a living as a TV license goon now 😂
lol
The fickleness of fame.
@@ChilliJonCarne brilliant what you do :)
Nah, Howard changed his name to James Cleverly and he's now in the Foreign Office........
Not to mention George Cloony
Mr Mori clipboard with the stupid hat must be in a very civilised part of the country. I can think of many areas where he wouldn't last five minutes with attitude like that.
What I don't understand is if a Corporation chooses to flood the whole country in elctrical signals and they can't control where it goes, who's problem is that?
... whose problem ...
@@SpeccyMan ...whom's problem...
@@SpeccyMan well, who's beaming out signals from all over creation?
Not the people being hounded by door knocking Goons trying to enter properties under false laws.
It is thou's problem! 😂
Well they can control who gets the signal if they wanted, but they know if they put it behind an encoded signal, no one would buy it……
👍🏿. Wow the Gone Visit is back on your channel 👍🏿. Best entertainment 😂
So they seem to be turning up in pairs now??? Intimidation tactics of course..!!
hazel what is your pp - i remember it from somewhere but i don't know how to do image search. it was an advert wasn't it? credit card or phone company? i love these obsolete characters - i always felt sorry for the little robot from when tv went to digital. 😃
The other person is a trainee that’s learning their tricks
How does a fish get caught? It opens it’s mouth.
mine is the most textbook...i dont answer the door to anyone i dont know, or not expecting
I've just had a letter to say I'm due a visit. Thing is it's addressed to "present occupier" so they don't even know who I am!!
Can't wait to shut the door in their faces!!
The electricity reader guy came round recently. I wouldn't confirm anything and he got asked, "Who are you?" a thousand times, and asked for proof before being allowed to look at the meter. I wasn't going to tolerate any license salesman doorstepping me and trying any con job.
I think the meter readers are from capita wouldn't superise me if they passed on any details if you had a tv on
@@chriswilliams209 Afterwards I did wonder....cheers. There was absolutely nothing to be passed on so it would be a bust anyway. ;)
I had a electric company salesperson claim they need to look at the meter a few years ago, they were using it as a ruse to get inside and then try and make you change suppliers, I didn't fall for it but it shows that you really need to question anyone who tries to get in your home.
@@chriswilliams209 If they did pass on any details they would be breaking the Data Protection Act as they are two separate departments dealing with different data.
If a meter reader turned up at my house ( a few have ) without prior warning, they are told to fuck off.
I give a reading myself every month.
If you want to come an inspect, you come when I am home and it suits me.
I have given them 3 dates and times.
For some reason , 1 AM on a Sunday morning does not work for them ….
Protest to abolish the TV licence
Reform say they will abolish the licence in thier manifesto 😉
They sent me a lovely red Christmas card last week, aww how well it burned brightly .
They definitely target addresses with a female name attached. It’s often poor single mothers or elderly women
and these bastards smell easy bonuses.
Despite whatever changes in society it's still women who are more likely to be at home during the day, minding the kids etc. So they know that they'll less likely have to face men on the doorstep.
Anybody involved in racketeering needs to be exposed. TV licence lickspittles and these simpletons that work for NCP.
7.17, the freeze frame ugly mug show,🤣🤣🤣🤣utter brilliant 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻🤣
Just had a visit from tv licencing got a sign on my door no leaflets or cold callers but still posted the leaflet through my door. His bright yellow car gave him away 😂. He didn't even knock the door.
That guy at 4:50 - I would treat as a hostile intruder at that moment. By closing the door on someone and/or telling them to leave, the implied right of access IS REMOVED at that point. The _implication_ is that you can approach a door without climbing over anything and the person opening the door lives there. The second _implication_ is that by closing the door, the access is removed. If he did that to me, I would then put my hands on him. No joke, no 'tough guy' exaggeration, he's getting physically turfed off my property.
I so want a visit, 11 years and countless letters and they never come.
Nicely explained sir👍
I would have you stay with the...who are you?
And the...no thanks not interested.
By the time I'd got my phone out, and got the video going, we'd both have aged considerably. Im tech useless.
🤷
I wonder how much commision they are payed to terrorise homeowners
Twenty odd Years ago I used to work for a tv licence call centre, I’m ashamed of that and the way I was then.
I like that jon when you freeze the Goons faces,let there friends if they have any see what low life,s they really are.
Keep going Jon
After 3 years of almost constant threatograms, they now appear to have given up, the threatened visits never did happen, and not heard from them for ages now!, shame really, i guess ill have to go back to buying firelighters.
Gee how can I book a visit🤣
This type of "licensing" would go over like a lead balloon in North America...
Thanks Jon. Great advice as always.
I'm waiting for the goon to call !!
I have a cord and plug 🔌 to put in my mouth and say it's a toaster 😅 ( young ones from the 80s for all those that are too young to remember)
😂
"It's okay lads, I always poo before I get up"
Thanks Jon, I’m looking forward to my first ever Goon visit and will send it straight over to you!!😂
I’ve been waiting for years for them to come but they never do. I even got a ring door camera specially ☹️
It's on my bucket list to get a visit
lmao @@winklton
Always interesting. Thank you.
The wildest thing about your guys tv license is that you basically are forced to pay so they can produce propaganda again you and your kin for a thousand years.
Just close the door on that Chatty Muppet.
I love your channel - and I don’t even need a licence to watch it !! :)
The goon with the beard and hat carrying the ‘mori’ board came to my house. He was very stroppy then i asked him to leave 😡
Looks like your typical Labour type.
Tell us more. Time of day, dialogue etc, brave lady.
It's funny, i was just thinking about these BBC license goons this morning. I was thinking about whhat kind of person actually does a job like this, and if they tell their friends exactly what they do.
That must be the most tedious/unsatisfying job ever… They even look gormless, although I guess they are at least working and not claiming benefits!
What a soul-destroying job.
Frankenstein comes a calling. And his sidekick at times. Well done chilly.
They actually have a target to meet first, then any sales after that they get the bonus (commission). I would imagine they don't get much more than minimum wage before that. As for travelling expenses, I have no idea.
I think there should be a National Goon Day were we remember the ones that have sadly fallen due to standing out in the cold waiting to not only have doors shut on them, but also to be captured in the process and the footage sent to Jon so we can all have a good laugh at them when they walk away looking like they think they've just won the lottery but forgot to buy the ticket!
Jon or anyone. Why is the government or all political parties ignoring the public dissatisfaction over the TV licence?
Because the CORRUPT PLOT TICIANS get a slice of the cake.
Second guy said like to come in and see if he has a tele? Why do they think you need a tv licence to have a tele? They dont even know their own bs
Thanks John I've shared on twatter
The first one was the best one, just don't interact, better still don't answer the door. You only become a target when you interact with them, they want the easy pickings. If you never answer they get very bored very quickly and leave you alone. Antagonise and you put a target on yourself.
If you live in a house, just get the blinds and angle them right. You can see them, they can't see you. Just don't answer the door.
I never answer my door to anyone. If I'm expecting someone they know just to come in. Whats with this culture of knocking and ringing doorbells surely its a relic by now. If I hear a knock at the door and i'm not expecting anyone i assume its a sales or some other door to door nonsense. see ya! great video though jon
Ure bang on with the face recognition keep it up. Show them all. Nice work 😂
I kind of agree with you, CJC, but if you are absolutely NOT going to divulge any information to the goons then yes, keep them at YOUR door for as long as you can! While they are wasting time fruitlessly at your address they can't be bothering someone else!
Back in the Studio eh ? I like your walk around on the Essex coast Chills.
Someone from Ipsos Mori called round my house not long after I moved in. They asked about my TV viewing and I told them I didn't watch TV and didn't have one. They asked if it was because I was (can't remember the exact wording) getting back at the BBC (it sounded like he was implying I was one of the people who dodge the license but don't watch TV) and I said it was because I got fed up of the programmes and the last straw was one where about women who thought their boyfriends were 'tools'. I said I hadn't watched TV for at least 12 years now and never will again. He said that I could still provide valuable data about why I don't watch TV and I said I really don't have any information I want to share that you will find valuable or interesting. I received letters from them every so often for a year or so and then they just stopped.
Can't understand why you interacted with them in the first place.
God bless you man, can't thank you enough
The video with two goons that's quite intimidating for some people why do they need two people?
It’s not just TV licence that get the cold shoulder on my door step,
Since lock down I’ve started working from home and it’s amazing how many Cold callers you get sometimes,
They all get the same, I answer the door, [it’s no one I know or it’s not the delivery I’m expecting], as soon as they start to speak I close the door and leave them talking to themselves while I go back to work.
Whoa, I'm amazed this still goes on in the UK. I was born and raised a yank but I plan on visiting. I can't wait to be around mostly Sane and cool people except these clueless prix LOL This whole thing is so dystopian
Thank you JON 👏👏👏👏
2nd one " so we can check you havent got a TV"......no relevance to a licence as we all know😂
love your comments, think they are awesome, I think the same about parking wardens..... trying to find a fine for a car....
This is why I answer my door with my Google nest doorbell talking by my phone through the camera and mic on the doorbell even if I'm at home
Do you remember The Word..!! There was a segment on the show call "I do anything to be ob TV" Like licking Arm Pits... Some ppl would do anything for a pound.. lol
I've been waiting for years..... still no goon turns up..
Didn’t the morí scum one even try the door handle when he was saying ‘come on how many TVs have you got’? It sounded like he was rattling the handle
The chap carrying the Ipsos Mori clipboard sounded like he could be one of our Aussie cousins. 😂
Got a letter saying I was to be prosecuted on the 4th May 2023, that I should be in when the goons did the visit, unfortunately for them I wasn't there... 😂😂
Some of us have to work for a living...
WTF is it with the Licence Goons. all 3 x clips that showed a "Ring Doorbell" and every single time, they knocked softly on the door rather than push the doorbell button. My home office is at the back of the house, i'd never hear someone knocking like that.
Isn't it better to keep them there, wasting their time? At least so long as you know your stuff.
Need episode 10 Jon, love your content. I cancelled my tv license just recently, if I get a visit, I will be sure to get in ouch so I can send you the video.
Never “remove their implied right of access”. They can use this to get a warrant!!😮
No,you are wrong,that is untrue- they cannot use removing the right of access to obtain a warrant - they have to provide proof and evidence that you were watching live tv to obtain a warrant from a court
What can happen if you take a 60 inch Smart TV with WiFi adapter and stand outside your local Paddy Power watching BBC live streams on their WiFi?😆 The TV License is a flawed concept.
Good video jon
He must be a Goon with a Hat like that. He looks ridiculous!