I Defended The Motherland From Nukes - Boris the Rocket
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- Опубліковано 23 тра 2021
- Your job as a soviet nuclear missile operator is to defend the motherland from her enemies and defend yourself from Siberian winters.
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"I will let this entire country get turned into a sheet of glass unless you apologise for being rude" -Captainsauce, May 2021
Cap can’t hide his Canadian identity.
Russians: comrades thiz iz war
My teachers when I call my friends shiort
it's in his dna to make people be polite
Lol i read this as he said that in the intro
Ok what is with this early upload, but hey I’m not complaining
Weird right?
Exactly!
Honestly
It’s not the first time he has uploaded early. It’s not common but not the first time.
@@warhawk_yt I know but it’s just rare
you know what's better than this video? this video once you imagine everyone with a russian accent struggling to talk as they down bottles of vodka
there is one but it's made by an actual russian
NGL I just like how the guy was whistling the Soviet Anthem.
The thumbnail looks like something you’d see after you take 5 Advil,smoked a blunt,downed a bottle of vodka and watching captainsauce before going to bed while the Soviet anthem is playing
@*insert generic funny username* and have the Soviet anthem playing
Yes
Ahhh yes...
No the bottle of vodka should be 10 bottles of whiskey and snorting cocain
i love how oddly specific that is
I don't think captainsauce knows how much of a change he has on people. He has made my life better by creating videos for me to block out reality for a while.
Imagine the frustration as you try to troubleshoot how to stop a nuke coming at you while a Soviet version of Bain from Payday yells at you
Alternative title: cap uploads earlier than usual
way earlyer than normal
I know it's not usual for cap. I don't get notifications till 7 or 8 a clock
@@stalkerslays9034 notifications are broken for me lol
Nah it’s actually late
@@stalkerslays9034 for me i don't get them untill 9 or 10 pm i think his social life might be dying
I suggest a relatively new game for you to try out on the channel: Stick it to the (Stick)man
I think it would fit your channel perfectly
i saw baronvon games playing that, its p[retty good
I played it, and it’s perfect
good idea
yes YES
Родина
Wasn’t expecting an upload yet but I’m not complaining 🎉
For once it’s uploaded when I can watch it
Uk problems
Do you think it will be a double upload today?
I loved this and how you interacted and presented it. It was like "Captain Sauce's Variety Show"! Literal tears from laughing so hard! The way it was edited was like "scene: [off screen instructions/action], [Captian Sauce reacts], [correct/incorrect action: possible second action], [off screen reaction], [insert punchline here] (fade to next scene).
...
BRILLIANT!
I lost my cat today thank you for making me smile
I feel so sorry for you 😞
Ooooof that sucks man
I’m sorry for your loss man, stay positive
@@andpad8380 cheers
@@badcreater3310 thanks
Please make this a series, this video game is amazing. It reminds me of some older survival games from the past.
Why does this look like real li- oh shii
*looks up and dies*
This is the earliest I’ve ever seen cap upload a video
"Nobody wants to get Boris' underwear, it is somehow rustier than the car."
CaptainSauce: "Boris no read so good"
*proceeds to read the entire paper*
I'd bet that the point of having the switches on the missiles at all would be so that they don't blow up while sitting around in the next room over.
Wow sauce, this is different from when you usually make a video
its may 24 weekend so
The missile is labeled "protivoraketa" or "anti-missile"
Ah Privet Comrade Lenin
Ah hello, comrade
A
Jdjvk
Might just be the most Canadian intro ever
This is so early for you cap
I was surprised to see him right now
Ikr
Yep, it’s a surprise, but a welcome one
pls make a serie of this because i really like this type of vids
Captain sauce is basically like why are you “Russian” me?
Cap you've been on a ROLL with these videos. My stomaches ached from laughing so hard 🤣.
YAy IM not LATE TO A CAPTAIN SAUCE VIDEO. OH BTW SAUCE MAKE SHURE TO TRY OUT THE BANJO UNIT IN TABS :D
Wut?!
Why are you yelling
Oh no, WHY DID YOU HELP THEM WE ARE ALL GONNA DIEEE
So, the Captain Sauce gets a character arrested for a joke he made... is this the first time?
11:45
Hey, uh, Cap? You do realize they have to store the missiles, right?
“I let this entire country be turned into a sheet of glass if you don’t apologize.” Me laughing because it’s random but funny af 😂🤣🤣🤣
0:48
Its expexted since he's Canadian 😆
"I don't need to be some kind of radar biologist"
A captainsauce video when I'm not sleeping or forcing myself to stay awake...impossible
ok new early record it was first 9: 30 second 7: 00 third 6: 30-6: 00 and our new record of early, 3: 30
i know getting very early know these days his social life must be dying
"Hey Jeeves, I haven't seen a woman with this many people inside of her ever since the last time I visited your mom."
Nice
Родина
zeb lun Да мой парень
Boris needs to return, this is a great game!
Boris the rocket
My brain:
Thomas the thermonuclear bomb
3:50 captainsauce:guilty of making jokes about our soviet values, when did i make a...
You got to admit that the rusty underwear was good...
Do you remember back when Cap had an upload schedule
He posts weekly now
Would love to see this become a series
*watches an ad about saving the ocean*
Sauce after the ad finished: So?
The guy from Thief Simulator when CaptainSause sees him again: Velcome back
I just watched Cap play Thief Simulator a few days ago.
This was so funny, and such a fun game. I’d definitely love to see this become a series! I want to see what happens to Boris. Lol
Please make this into a series, its great
16:18 It does actually say exit, just keep in mind it's not an exit from the reality that you're living in.
Idk why i thought he would be defending Canada, it's not like he's Canadian or anything.
Is this a joke? It doesn't seem like one. I'm gonna say its a joke
are you stupid anyone who watched for any lenght of time would know he is candian
@@Bittheking i was making a joke i know he's Canadian
@@ethanunglesbee1137 yes, it's a joke
*grabs shotgun* letś deal with this the soviet way.
Hey captain are you going to play Subnautica below zero I loved your let’s in the first game and I think a lot of people would like to see you play the new game
I have to deeply thank you for relaxing me and my brain these days. Just a few minutes of any video and im back on top!
captain sauce, you are my favorite you tuber and have helped my through lots of hard times, please keep making videos and i pray that you thrive and get tens of millions of subscribers.
I think this is caps way of telling us that he is a commie
Nah 30 second's in he made fun of Communism
I can’t wait to see what else this game has in store. Please play more.🙃
I really enjoyed this one Cap! Hope to see more in the future.
Alt title: I defended the genderswapped father large ourland from super misiles
its not a island, its ourland, not island, it sounds capitalism
@@MrJurgita ok
This is why captainsauce is not in a highly income profitable Department job dedicated to stopping nukes are any missile threats
This is so fun to watch especially with cap to commentate and I would love to see more.
I love that at 17:50 it doesn't specify what's in the bag, but the number is an actual GOST technical standard for coal quality.
I mean, maybe he would clutch up
Day 79 of telling captain sauce that he’s cool and epic and the best
Would love a series on this game, its great.
Was not expecting a video this early
Narrative of Self is the result of a feedback loop between “Separate Self” & Cosmos🎈
Ok
What you on about boy
Not what I was expecting on my recommend
Just wanted to tell you Cap. thank you i was having a really bad today almost had a nervous meltdown. but then i watched you and you quite literally kept me sain. you are the funniest youtuber i know and my number one youtuber. Thank you for the laughs and smiles. Keep tubbin Cap.
May you please make more and make this a series mister CaptainSauce.
"Could you imagine how nice it would be to go for a stroll in the woods without the immediate threat of the apocalypse?" Did you just summarize Siren Head accidentally?
“Don’t worry, I’m sure I’ll cuddle with your mama” - Captainsauce May 2021
Wow I didn't expect a video that quickly 😮
I would love a series cap! This reminds me of please dont touch anything and that series is amazing
He uploaded so EARLY today wow
yeah, it's 3am for me
It’s 3:40 for me
Cap are you going to be doing Subnautica belowzero now that it is fully out
Theirs a Don’t Escape 3, I’m just saying that you should probably play it.
I'd like to see you do a series on this!
Everyone knows that he should even been looking at this job like who exactly hired this maniac
This is weird I dont usually get a notification from cap till at least 7 or 8 a clock. Cause of the whole time difference between canada and were I live.
I would love to see this be a series
Yes please make this a series I would watch all the episodes 😀
I just want to say if anoyone sees this i just want to say. Have a Great Day or a Great weekend 🥰🥰
Oh that’s nice, thank you 😊 and you too ☺️
@@simonchristiansen3901 morning
M 💩 la kk
Thank you
I'm gear
Thanks Ludvig
Spaghetti
Spaghetti
Yo this would be a great series
Love your videos! Thank you for the content Sir!
"Can I turn you off?"
IT's called being a republican, Captain. You don't want that.
Why politics in a captainsauce comment section first he's Canadian he can careless😭
Day 61 of telling sauce samari giant can deflect ballista arrow and tank shots
I'm guessing that the radar and the control room are one stairway away from each other is because several people are supposed to work at the missile defense station, and you can see that because the kitchen and bedrooms have several seats and beds.
More Boris I would like to see it in a series
live in Russia and I know Russian
This didn’t age well
3:49 guilty for making jokes about our Soviet Values.
Cap: WHEN DID I MA- *flashbacks*
16:19
captinsauce: I DONT KNOW IF IT SAYS EXIT
russian people: it does
You are my favorite comrade. Long live the Soviet motherland!
Love your content keep up the good work and the amazing videos!
Thanks for the video, we are appreciative!
This is some of your best stuff.
We need more of this
Please continue this amazing game
Hope this one becomes a series.
Love your vids man keep doing what you do best.....protecting fluffles
I truly love seeing how far cap have come I have been here as long as 100k cap means so much to me and he have helped me threw many hard times I have had many different names on UA-cam but I hope you see this cap
I can’t believe I’ve been watching this guy for actually years now
Looking forward to this series
17:50 - resource pack:
State Standard
19242-73
Actually titled: "Brown coals, hard coals and anthracite. Size classification".
Please make this a series