I Destroyed Reality To Seduce Thicc Cthulhu - Sucker For Love
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- Опубліковано 30 вер 2020
- How far would you go to smooch an eldritch horror? Thiccc Cthulhu isn't easily impressed.
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I never thought I'd hear the words " we're just 1 Paper bag away from happily clapping Eldritch cheeks" yet it is still the best thing I've heard all year
Yep 2020 starting to look up
Max Kranenburg Cap says all sorts of ridiculous things in his videos, but that takes the cake.
Well her face _is_ kinda cute and stuff so in my opinion the bag isn't necessary
And the only good thing you'll here all year
aye 250th like
cthulu: elder god that is made for destruction
some pervert: hey lets turn this creep into a badass anime chick amiright?
you're calling the creator a pervert because you know you're into it.
@J'Andre Wilson I bet you're the creator -_-
@@wrinklybrain832 I like it
@@wrinklybrain832 No I am.
Kool
"oh damn! cthulu is thick!" i never thought i would ever hear that sentence
Dude same
Me too.-.
This is why women have a bottom bigger half
And
A man top bigger half.
Same
*thicc
Incognito mode ✅
Hand lotion ✅
Home alone ✅
Tissues ✅
Thicc Cthulhu ✅
These were the ingredients for the perfect night
Ahh, another fallen to the anime tiddies
@@breakingthegamewithjulian193 the poor boy
what are the hand lotion and tissues for?
@@kbecker3020 Shilcking
Yep
"One paper bag away from happily clapping eldritch cheeks"
-Captain Sauce 2020
As soon as I read this, he said it😂😂😂
s a u s e
How thicc is Cthulhu tho? On a scale of 1-DUMPER
Honestly i've seen worse no paper bag needed
@@DoomusBernal same dude
Cap: “Am I really so creepy a girl won’t even end my existence?”
Me: Same Bro
I am aware of the effect I have on woman
Cheers, I'll drink to that bro
Cheers mate lets break the glass and vomit your tablet from your large intestine- what
Stop it
oh its at 68 likes i will make it 69 keep it that way
"We're just one paper bag away from happily clapping Eldritch cheeks"
Fun Fact : Benjamin Franklin popularized the idea of putting a paper bag on because he would do any girl no matter what she looked like and occasionally didn't like what she looked like. He probably would have used a paper bag here as well.
This reminds me of prototype 2 starers
"Know some infected chicks are hot as along you put a paper bag over their hair"
"God DAMN it starers"
Show me a good time,jack!
So many comments are about this. Including my own!
"If it isn't a necronomicon what is it?"
"It's another beatiful day in Infinity Kingdom gathering wood"
Thanks UA-cam Ads
LMAO
thats funny
wait that happened to you tooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LMFAO
@@EpikMaldicion e
Happily clapping eldritch cheeks is a sentence I needed in my life and just didn’t realize it
😂😂😂😂
Ya same
Yaaaaaa😬😬😬😬
Holy crap this stupid comment blew up
same
"Cthulhu is thicc"
That's something i never though i would hear.
Same🤣😂 But I thought cthulu was male
@@natnaelhailu5765 Idk if eldrich gods have genders but uhh,
@@al-aminemiola9134 Depends. Some do, some don't.
@@ignisinfernal1843 oh, that’s cool
Mee too
Its quite possible that its Cthylla, Cthulhu's daughter. Yes... its a thing...
Wait WHAT
She acts more like she is Cthulu's daughter than a gender flip Cthulu herself.
Her name is Ln’eta idiot
@@GreggTheGrimReaper2maybe she changed her name
However, the reference to reality simply being a dream of hers actually aligns most with Azazoth.
"I would like to date and survive"
Sums up my whole existence
lmao (im 3 years late 😍)
"Sweet Jesus she has got a dumper like a truck"
He is really man of words
33:30 that moment when his smile turned down LMAO
Simp
@@liviwaslost how is this simping
@@supernovataco2452 Simp.
@@supernovataco2452 you cant argue with that logic
Master simper
Cthulhu the destroyer of worlds one look and you will go insane
Some guy: yeah that hot let’s make her a anime chick
I'm surprised that guy wasn't me
I think it is kinda weird but hey it is an anime chick
Didnt cthulhu have a sister or something
@@jonme225 no?
They're an old god, the leader of a group of gods who existed before the universe.
@@abithefallenhuman921 what about Kassogtha
i like how cap and l'neta both are disgusted and go "wait what?" when the protagonist doesn't back down on the squid
*Cap’s relative dies*
Cap: Wait, he’s fi- oh no he’s dead. G’dDAmN iT
Yh true
CaptinSauce: SWEET JESUS, she got a dumper like a truck!
Me: laughing my ass off
"Laughing my ass off."
Please tell me this was done on purpose.
@@MsMacintosh nope
Susana Munoz L. O. L
@@the_human_being001 :D
I'm in a grave but I'm still giving the government Some pretty good plans.
Best part is as soon as he saw her he IMMEDIATELY said “OoH sHE ThICc”
same
stop waching him piease he's evil
so your big boi doge name every pet nugger u ate
@@glados_portal_2 n o
@@glados_portal_2 RUDE!
10:50
Ln'eta:"I'm a cosmic entity beyond comprehension, so no amount of contact with me is safe for a human. Your mind could snap like a reed at any moment, actually!"
Me: *Looks at all the thiccness* "I can't imagine why."
I want him to play the full version so bad it's hilarious and she's extra thick
“I destroyed reality to seduce thicc Cthulhu.”
We all make mistakes in the heat of passion jimbo
Perfect In this context
........................
Not really a mistake
Mistakes?
There are no mistakes. Only happy little accidents
CaptainSauce: " Oh damn, Cthulhu is thiccc! "
Viewers: Ah yes, good content right here lads.
Edit: Since this comment is so damn popular maybe one of yall tell cap that theyve released the second and third dates. Might get a little weirder than expected.
Noicccccccccceeeeeeee
Lmao
I swear if there isn't an ending where you smash I'll be very upset
It's just a drawing.
Jeromiel Bonzo so?
Just his face when Cthulhu says ‘I can make it worthwhile.’ XD
11:00 checkpoint
I love how everyone is on about the thicc mind flayer, and I'm just here remembering that all the cuteness is a delusion as the world is turned into a gore-field around the protagonist.
Then you realize it is less Ln'eta kissing you, and more Davey Jones kissing you...... Yes complete with all them barnacles+sea snot.
That profile is the perfect reaction of everyone in this video
I could've read your comment earlier 🙄
10 months later I imagine the end of the world because of this video
@@greenblueyellowuno8139 bruh imagine cthuhlu sees this and tries this to end the world, bruh imagine who the hell would like that
“Damn, Cthulu is thicc”- captain sauce 2020
Yes
He isn't wrong
I hate you all
Yeah he did indeed say that
@@fritz5331 Listen...there's already rule 34 of her. This is the most Friendly one we'll get
“One paper bag away form happily clapping eldritch cheeks” captainsauce 2020 mission statement
6:32 "I have awoken thee O GREAT THICC ONE to clap your DIVINE CHEEKS!"
Spy: *takes off sexy cthulu outfit*
Spy: *"SeDuCe Me"*
Scout: I got a bucket of chicken
TF2 reference good
Pyro: *INTENSE MUMBLING*
Soldier: *That cthulu is a spy!*
Heavy and medic: *No*
Demoman: *YeS in a drunk voice*
@Doom6385 YT
ITS GONNA SHOVE THOSE TENTACLES UP YOUR ORAPHASES
"if its not a necronomicon, what is it?"
*red bull ad plays*
ah, i see now
Holy shit, bro.
@@shadeauxkasteur2537 indeed
That happened to me but with a UA-cam premium ad
@@superbkevin8002 sad
I got a soap ad
33:32 his face when he reads ahead i cant f-ing even
"SWEET JESUS SHE GOT A DUMPY TRUCK." Are the words I never knew I wanted to hear😂😂
Ln'eta: why did you break my heart?
Me:you were acting sus
SuperAran underrated
10/10 comment would like again
LOL AMONG US REFERENCE
These comments are as entertaining as a video itself
There is a Cthulhu among us
Me: well I want to die right now
Captain sauce: I wanna get a kiss from the thiccccc goddess
Same goddamnit
Makson Mc *wait,w h a t ?*
@@Vice_Asconti im saying that i wanted to die while going through this
Makson Mc oh well me too
Now it's time to bleach my eyes
10:04 If it's not a necrotonicon what is it? *Casually gets a merge mansion ad*
11:11 his face 🤣 I’m dying
“A demon dating simulator”
Let me say that again “A DEMUN DATING SIMULATOR”
Helltaker is THE DDS, this is the eldritch DS
Yes I do like a demun dating simulator every now and then.
helltakers neighbor
helltakers neighbor
*holy music stops*
*crusade begins*
*crusade stops*
*crusade thinks on whether they try to have an orgy with Cthulhu*
Bleach: needed
History: deleted
Phone: yeeted
Life: c o m p l e t e d
-Shakespeare
Yes
👌
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Yep
The fact that UA-cam suggested this to me means that I must have some problems 😂
He needs to replay this it’s got a lot more content now
"What necromonicon is bright pink?"
"The kind you send thousands of dollars worth of iphone gift cards to Nigerian princess" Im dying...
**prince
@@BronzeTheCat shut
@@VidelBruh up
Bronze the BattleCat [3 ft. tall] e
@@ozryelscipio674 mail
You're a kid, you're a squid, you're a kid... you're a kid...? OH NO NO NO NOT LIKE THAT NOOOO!!
BOOM BOOM BOOM Fbi open up
How she go from thic tentacle girl ti winged bat squid
He should play "Sucker For Love First Date", I think it has this one and more. Or a part 2 of this I think.
26:00 people who knows sans aus and noot noot: *screaming*
CS: “Oh damn, Cthulhu is thick!”
Me: 👌👁👄👁
👌👁👄👁
nice likes bro
👌👁👄👁
*-T H I C C-*
varian what the flark are you doing while you're watching this sussy video
7:10 That sound bite will live forever
There's ALOT more to bare, for THIS Is only the beginning! :)
Ok
?
7:20 Dad is It you
MP: "Eh a Squid is fine too "
CPT. Sauce: " Wait what?"
Ln'eta:" Wait, What?
CPT. Sauce: "WAIT, WHAT?"
mE: "WAIT, WHAT?"
wait what? (did you even mean?)
My gosh shes thicc so yeah
Those lips!
"A Cat is fine too"
@@InSammity WAIT, WHAT?
CaptinSauce: " Tig ass bitties
Me:" have i been saying it wrong?
Yes, yes we have
@@Canine_Medal2316 no, no we haven't
Tig ol' bitties
33:55 Perfect timing
I hope Cap plays the newer version of this, it has 3 chapters and has changes to the first one (The new one is called 'Sucker for love: First Date')
People in the 80's: People will do amazing stuff with computers in 30 years!
What people do with computers:
@Cube Kristof Yeah I know right.
On first glance you could think CaptainSauce is a channel directed towards a younger audience because of the cheery bright intro, the name, his generally very nice and joking mood and generally the games but then you hear "We are one paperbag away from clapping eldritch cheeks" and this sort of surprise is what I am here for.
He sorta reminds me of my step dad by personality, but it's like a 30/70 ratio, and the 70 makes it that I can watch and laugh at the jokes without thinking of that lol
24:31
I love how there's a *goddamn middle finger*
at 9:39 Cap be like: *neuron activation*
"Because my dreams aren't real"
Boom, Lovecraftian lore in a nutshell, everything is an elder god's dream and nothing matters
...Which means that 2020 is an elder god's sick fantasy of torturing the population of Earth. Sounds about right.
Gotta love azathoth
33:33 the way his face goes from happy to instant regret is hilarious
funny indeed
15:28 OH GOD ITS THAT METAMORPHOSIS TITOE, ITS HAUNTING ME EVEN HERE
"we're just one paper bag away from happily clapping Eldritch cheeks."
Hahahaha, WHAT?!
"Why did you break my heart..?" Among Us players: You were kinda sus
So true
Lol
Bravo, you made me laugh. I shall give you the highest honor I can bestow.
A like
are you sure that you are not the imposter you are kind a sus
Ruby Jamil that’s caps I didn’t see you
Main character be like:
Ive won, but at what cost..
You're Sanity and...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................credit card
@@ronjayrose9706 a small price to pay for eldritch cheeks
[stop] raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i'm the ender lord
@@ronjayrose9706 better to be with the ones you love them be rich and be alone like me
Me: *tis a game * AHH RIGHT NO COST!!
10:20 bout to die breaking all the rules and ending life
27:10 *also screaming*
"Isn't supposed to be brown and bigger"
Cap: That's what she said
Us: Well, saw that coming
I didn't see that coming -quicklsilver 2015
@@vulpixdust1819 haha thats what she said
"Why is it pink? Isn't it supposed to be brown and bigger?", was the full quote
(Edit: I only say this because I think its funnier with this part, too)
Michael Scott would be proud
@@coltonbates629 Ehhhh close enough
Just like himself
Captain sauce’s content is completely unpredictable
Dr. Top Hat very _veeeeeeeeeeeeery_ true
Nobody can predict Ur next move, if U yourself do not know what U do
as it should be
exactly
Oh god yes
This man had me when he said clapping eldredge cheeks
0:42 Captain Sauce
"True love comes from the heart and soul , not from the mind and wallet"
Every girl on the planet would like to speak with you
That's deep
I got a like 27 sec later, damm people be thicc and quick tho
the girls on this planet: No
That sounds a lot like BULLS..T
"FOR WHAT REASON HAVE YOU AWOKEN ME AND BROUGHT ABOUT THE END OF REALITY?"
A N I M E T I D D I E S
The only logical explanation
lol XD
I would give reality for those
*JOKE*
@Mackenzie Boehne to me it looks like night blight
WHEEZE
Glad you played this Cap!! Would love to see more!!
That intro alone made me laugh so hard that I was wheezing, you just got my sub
24:00 "Current objective updated: SURVIVE."
So I can do this combo
the constant dick jokes are making me laugh and smile slightly and i feel like my parents are questioning many things
captainsauce:she seemed disgusted in US a second ago
Me:Us! No you mean you.
Also just like he said in his battle cats series "Sometimes I need to take a step back and look at what I said" when he said "we're just 1 paper bag away from clapping eldrided cheeks."
I just want to say that I haven’t watched the Captain in a little while (and I’m deeply ashamed of myself), but I know I made the correct decision when less than one minute in I managed to actively injure myself laughing.
Never change, my guy. You’re a treasure.
Agreed
I strongly agree with this statement.
Agreed
Ln'eta: How could you-- why did you.. why did you break my heart?
Me: Cause you were acting sus
ln'eta was the impostor
@@matyasvodicska5710 yes
@@codesyth1820 but I saw you vent in electrical
@@bryansupan1730 ONE IMPOSTER REMAINING...
@@codesyth1820 but you kill red in electrical too
24:46 Eminem : snap back to reality!
At 33:36 when hem was reading ahead a bit and his smile turned real damn 😂
The end of the true ending is terrifying at first
Good enough
That's enough im satisfied now NO MORE OF THESE COMMENTS
"Oh don't make that face"
Captainsauce: proceeds to make "that" face
Character: "But I'll be long Dead by then!"
Cthulu: "Exactly!"
Captainsauce: "Awww..."
"I swear, if I turn these lights on and she wakes up, I'm going to back flip into the oblivion" 🤣
"Damn cthulu is thicc!"
Can't really blame him honestly
same
Guys, should Cap play Ace Attorney? That would be amazing with his bullshit remarks, stupid jokes bc he would be an attorney
As much as I would love that, actual video games are not Cap's memo.
𝙄'𝙇𝙇 𝙏𝘼𝙆𝙀 𝙔𝙊𝙐𝙍 𝙀𝙉𝙏𝙄𝙍𝙀 𝙁𝙐𝘾𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙎𝙏𝙊𝘾𝙆
Captain sauce is kinda thick if he plays it Dani 2020 ps im joking
YES,YES 100% YES
"if it's not a necronomicon then what is it"
Ad starts: "the new Chevy Silverado"
23:31 bad PUT HIM BACK AAAA-
33:30 that moment when his smile turned down LMAO
" clapping elder cheeks"
Captain Sauce
NOW I CANT UNSEE THAT DUDE
Il will not take that out my mind if I was u
. . .as you look behind the scenes you see the one who's pulling all of the strings
"We're just one paper bag away from happily clappin eldritch cheeks" i mean i would do the same but dame that had dieing
literally every thing sauce said had me saying "GOD SAUCE ITS AN OCTOPUS"
Cethullu(?) you mean
@@beewaare the correct spelling is ctuhulhu not hate just sayin to ya
@@chickenking1517 oh yeah I know it's not hate I just didn't know so a put (?) after it
Oh yeah the word was in the title I'ma dumbass
Technically anime girls and octopodes do have a connection
"Did you wake up becuase you hated those dreams" "No, but they are not real" all dreams have a meaning
"all dreams have a meaning"
My dreams:
Ayo bro throw this nail into this rat to get cheese
Haha! "A dumper like a truck!" Very entertaining commentary sir. I have now become a subscriber, due to these awesome reviews!
“We’re just one paper bag away from clapping some eldritch cheeks-“
When you summon a elder god but realise she's older than you by 69 million years: nice
Wait, but then the dinosaurs existed before her (I think)
Dai Jun lol true
*”For what purpose have you awoken me and brought about an end to this reality?”*
CaptainSauce: *Anime Tiddies*
ANYTHING TO GET THE IMPOSSIBLE
Correct
I want the tig bittys
So true
21:04 at least he got the anime girl treatment
Captain scauce: I got about a hundred thousand people judging me.
Me: I'm judging myself my guy