How To Beat POOH & PIGLET In "Winnie-The-Pooh: Blood & Honey"

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  • @mehspongebob926
    @mehspongebob926 Рік тому +1881

    Amazing vid as always
    Have a damn good day 😄

  • @jvever4904
    @jvever4904 Рік тому +3627

    So the animals don't know how to get their own food, but Pooh can drive a car?? Wild.

    • @judehanma
      @judehanma Рік тому +183

      Thats the "human" part of "human-hybrid". Hes as smart as a human so he probably knew how to drive for some reasons.

    • @jebusdede7777
      @jebusdede7777 Рік тому +433

      @@judehanma but apparently not smart enought to hunt? this movie is goofy

    • @yagamilight3216
      @yagamilight3216 Рік тому +75

      @@jebusdede7777 it was winter and they were kids how they gon hunt

    • @liculle
      @liculle Рік тому +33

      ​@@judehanma wow I always see you in osu!mania comment sections but I wasn't expecting to find you here. 😅

    • @undead890
      @undead890 Рік тому +111

      Were you expecting peak cinema from a movie called "Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey"

  • @bigdexmedia5233
    @bigdexmedia5233 Рік тому +2972

    Turning your phones off while one of your friends is lost is by far the dumbest way to die in a horror film

    • @yougotnojams5066
      @yougotnojams5066 Рік тому +147

      thats the final nail to the coffin. its a nice concept, ill give it that but why would you restrict the only form of communication that you have easily accessesable to you incase of emergencies? its like they're begging to go missing

    • @seervr1715
      @seervr1715 Рік тому +3

      Yd

    • @Person-sf7ql
      @Person-sf7ql Рік тому +24

      Literally the worst friends on existence lmao like wtf were they thinking???

    • @costanvaarwel8932
      @costanvaarwel8932 Рік тому +27

      🎵 *"Dumb ways to die"* 🎵

    • @ashurad_fox5991
      @ashurad_fox5991 Рік тому +12

      It's a nice idea on some circumstances (especially if you consider the small cliche of "someone randomly calling you while hiding, and your ringtone is very loud) but on this occasion.. not really.
      The best option here for that is turn on vibrate only or silent.

  • @winters_revolt
    @winters_revolt Рік тому +715

    I feel like the whole premise falls apart instantly when you remember the fact that Rabbit is a gardener and plants stuff in bulk. I feel like he would have enough foresight to make food for the winter. Even a bad one such as the one described.

    • @mistwowlol
      @mistwowlol Рік тому +108

      Do they explain how the animals were eating BEFORE Christopher showed up, because- 😭

    • @winters_revolt
      @winters_revolt Рік тому +29

      @mistwowlol As far I know. Nope. They do not. And they are described as adolescent anthromorphs.

    • @nightdrivenen7909
      @nightdrivenen7909 Рік тому +12

      This Universe of 100 acre wood appears to be different than the one we know of from Disney. Due to trademark and all

    • @winters_revolt
      @winters_revolt Рік тому +22

      @NightDriven En7 I think even in the books, Rabbit was portrayed as having a garden. It just wasn't as much in the forefront as it was in Disney's. Either way, the question still stands.

    • @Williamafton1931
      @Williamafton1931 Рік тому +5

      I have a theory that this is a different universe like MCU so thing aren’t the same

  • @Reflectionmaterial
    @Reflectionmaterial Рік тому +176

    Laura was hogtied, she could not roll. Her only option was praying and reflecting on her life changing decision on why she remained in that hot tub with her eyes closed instead of running when a humanoid bear was creeping around as evident on her picture.

  • @craigskinkle
    @craigskinkle Рік тому +2739

    Saw this in the theaters with my brother. He mentioned the same thing about how Christopher should’ve gotten them a steady supply of food.
    Pooh & the gang are still technically animals. Domesticated animals begin to lose the ability to hunt for their own food & depend on their owners. They depended on Christopher for both food & guidance since he-in his youthful naïveté-didn’t consider what he was doing by dulling their natural hunting instincts & then abandoning them for his own life. He merely failed to realize the consequences for his actions if you think about it.

    • @lL338
      @lL338 Рік тому +139

      For stuffed animals/imaginary animals they feed themselves well enough in the books and cartoons.
      The donkey wouldn't have been the first to go if real life animal logic applies.

    • @dcole4741
      @dcole4741 Рік тому +80

      He was a little boy💀

    • @craigskinkle
      @craigskinkle Рік тому +71

      @@dcole4741 When most of us were kids & asked our parents for a dog or cat, they say taking care of them is a big responsibility. Some kids aren’t up for that as after a while they’ll get bored after a while. Christopher did it in this movie albeit older. He wasn’t old or emotionally mature enough to understand the responsibilities that came for feeding 5 crossbreeds. And look what happened? He left them to starve & Pooh Bear & friends resorted to cannibalism & gruesome slaughter to survive.
      His age isn’t an excuse for what he did. And if you think about it, all these deaths are technically his fault for abandoning them as Pooh & co. attacked all those people because they felt abandoned by Christopher

    • @craigskinkle
      @craigskinkle Рік тому +38

      @@lL338 Real life isn’t like cartoons & in this case they weren’t imaginary. They were real with real animal & human instincts like real emotions.
      Eeyore was the first to go because he was the biggest of them all. He’d have fed the other 4 & Pooh rolled high on his charisma.

    • @alicenthightower9161
      @alicenthightower9161 Рік тому +6

      ​@@dcole4741 ok...and?

  • @kayceecampos4886
    @kayceecampos4886 Рік тому +642

    weird that they starved while chris was away in college, wasn't rabbit a gardener or something like that? Plus I think I kinda remember that Pooh at least knows how to look for honey whenever he gets hungry.
    I probably would've bought the premise of the cast going feral more is if Chris still goes to college without telling Pooh and the others but then other Humans eventually found the hundred acre woods. Humans with more darker intentions, like maybe they started hunting the cast for sport or some shit like that. Eventually some characters like Eeyore got killed by Humans so Pooh and the rest finally banded together and killed back the hunters in retaliation but the experience has left them scarred against humans.
    As time passes. more humans keep coming. they keep killing them. their thoughts grow darker and christopher robin still hasn't returned and eventually they thought he grew up to be another cruel human. just like the rest.

    • @marykateoneal352
      @marykateoneal352 Рік тому +60

      That's a good idea for a movie

    • @NonoKuya36
      @NonoKuya36 Рік тому +80

      It would apparently make too much sense compared to 'hur dur evil hybrid bear hangry'

    • @marykateoneal352
      @marykateoneal352 Рік тому +48

      @@NonoKuya36 Why can't people make good movies with actualy good storylines?

    • @rollingwithmoore
      @rollingwithmoore Рік тому +17

      That would have been a way better movie

    • @antiheroine3611
      @antiheroine3611 Рік тому +12

      There, you fixed it!

  • @cinnamonbits26
    @cinnamonbits26 Рік тому +249

    28:01 if Pooh can control bees or whatever and drive a car,then how did they wind up on the struggle bus? Also the way he dispatched those 3 after they all went in on Pooh at the same time; Pooh is very OP.

    • @Cozypenguin-nv8wj
      @Cozypenguin-nv8wj Рік тому +6

      I think the bees in my opinion are one of the most powerful things of pooh, it’s just so interesting

    • @zhuiwie8488
      @zhuiwie8488 Рік тому +7

      Pooh > Goku
      Fact or cap

    • @cinnamonbits26
      @cinnamonbits26 Рік тому +9

      I just don't get it. I agree the power is interesting, but how are we supposed to believe they had to eat Eeyore with those skills. Pooh can take on 4 men at once but can't take down woodland creatures for them to eat.

    • @Cozypenguin-nv8wj
      @Cozypenguin-nv8wj Рік тому +9

      @@cinnamonbits26 maybe if they make another pooh other characters come back and turn out to be good and come to robin and try to help him take down pooh because right now poohs looking like a dangerous Micheal myers wannabe.

    • @drakewasaloverboy
      @drakewasaloverboy Рік тому +1

      ​​@@zhuiwie8488if they make pooh able to destroy a universe then fax, if he cant then cap

  • @RhythmAnimates
    @RhythmAnimates 10 місяців тому +194

    Love how just about everyone can't wrap their heads around the fact that Poo can't hunt but learned how to drive a car, but nobody's talking about how they managed the get their own clothes and why they felt the need to have clothes in the first place

    • @terryalexander9069
      @terryalexander9069 7 місяців тому +4

      I didn’t think that and kida understood but I agree

    • @taroupriapus9760
      @taroupriapus9760 4 місяці тому +5

      I have tears in my eyes...why do they have to eat Eeyore😭😭
      People think this film is hilarious, but I kinda find it sad and distressing. My childhood memories are ruined

    • @EpicMehdi
      @EpicMehdi 27 днів тому

      ​@taroupriapus9760 that's the point of the movie

  • @deeznutsinurjaws5785
    @deeznutsinurjaws5785 Рік тому +791

    Lesson is dont go to a house in the woods with How to Beat as he will use you as a “meat shield” if anything goes wrong 😂

  • @manuelhuber2903
    @manuelhuber2903 Рік тому +143

    The most unrealistic thing in the movie in my opinion is, that throughout the years of people being eaten by a bear in that forest, noone even thought to inform animal control or something like that.

    • @Simply_Nara
      @Simply_Nara 7 місяців тому +11

      Well, You gotta be alive to inform animal control. LOL

    • @BleekXD
      @BleekXD 7 місяців тому +1

      @@Simply_Narareal

    • @eliseobonzon1922
      @eliseobonzon1922 6 місяців тому +1

      But what if no phones or Internet

    • @drakegotcakelol
      @drakegotcakelol 2 місяці тому

      @@Simply_Nara yeah but you really think if people go missing nobody is gonna notice ? or at the very least cops will be called to investigate the last known location from friends or family .

  • @MyOverlord101
    @MyOverlord101 Рік тому +158

    You know, seeing how durable Pooh is, it might have been a good idea that the one girl didn't shoot Pooh when she did. It seems like Pooh would've just shrugged it off, and would now know their location.

    • @Williamafton1931
      @Williamafton1931 Рік тому +9

      Plus if she did hit Pooh and kill him piglet would know where they were

    • @MyOverlord101
      @MyOverlord101 Рік тому +7

      @@Williamafton1931 Very true, and he would be aware they'd be armed and would take more precautions.

    • @fire_mex8430
      @fire_mex8430 Рік тому +2

      @@MyOverlord101 I didn't see the movie nor the video but if its a gun nothing stopping that! He can take precautions but he can't stop a bullet coming towards him!

    • @MyOverlord101
      @MyOverlord101 Рік тому +11

      @@fire_mex8430 Well, that is until you see how Pooh just shrugs off a truck running him into a burning vehicle, which should crush his spine. But he was only down for a few seconds, got back up, and walked and moved around like it was nothing. I'm gonna say he is pretty durable, like a bear, who can take several bullets from high powered rifles, shotguns, pistols, etc.

    • @greeninja1396
      @greeninja1396 9 місяців тому +2

      the revolver was literally bigger then a bmg eating sniper i think it would do more damage then a crowbar

  • @panosplays4297
    @panosplays4297 Рік тому +352

    This movie is something that someone with a child's fantasy thought of while being on an acid trip.

  • @Jininxica
    @Jininxica Рік тому +322

    so they cant feed themselves but pooh can drive a car...

    • @gustavabensberg4260
      @gustavabensberg4260 Рік тому +34

      Yes, very hard times indeed.

    • @myoghomwenigbinomwanhia3356
      @myoghomwenigbinomwanhia3356 Рік тому +3

      😂😂 that's crazy

    • @swaglevi4315
      @swaglevi4315 Рік тому

      micheal myers was a child when he was admitted to the mental hospital and he knew how to drive a car
      Maybe horror killers just naturally know how to drive

    • @PolskaQueen-
      @PolskaQueen- Рік тому +5

      you know, hunting and driving are very different things. besides at the time they were young and relied on him when they learned to drive a car it was most likely AFTER they grown up a bit, met more victims, learned to be reliable without someone aqnd BLAH BLAH.

    • @pouchonguersaint5289
      @pouchonguersaint5289 9 місяців тому +2

      ​@@PolskaQueen-That's not the only way to find food, you can pick fruits or other types of plant grown things. They aren't the same, although the intelligence involved is also different.

  • @illusion3409
    @illusion3409 Рік тому +61

    So she saw someone behind her in the photo and decided to chill in the pool with her eyes closed? The classic "If i cant see them then they can't see me"

  • @matthewmeep1578
    @matthewmeep1578 Рік тому +146

    This got to be the goofiest horror movie in a minute😂

  • @Shadowcat753
    @Shadowcat753 Рік тому +847

    Personally, if Pooh went fully feral here, via eating some of his friends, I have to wonder why even after all this time he didn't have more back-up to help him kill humans than just Piglet for this movie. I get that Piglet is his best friend, but Owl could be super-useful as his "eyes in the sky", pick-upped prey, and/or slashed people while flying. And Tigger, (who was my favorite as a kid), being a freaking tiger, certainly could help him hunt via his springy tail and likely big claws and fangs.
    I like big cats, but I wouldn't a tiger and bear at the same time myself. I have to hope that Tigger makes the sequel, if there is a sequel, because a pissed-off tiger and feral bear-human hybrid hunting humans sounds like a really hard to win slasher combo there. I'd honestly just watch to see if the humans could win or not.
    I get why Rabbit and the two Kangaroos weren't there - they'd be dinner long before the people were.

    • @erikho6936
      @erikho6936 Рік тому +157

      Thats because Tigger hasnt been made public domain yet

    • @jinception01
      @jinception01 Рік тому +119

      I think practically speaking it was just easier to make the killers Pooh and piglet. Owl would have been too expensive to make from a visual effects standpoint and a bouncing tiger would also be tough to get right without looking goofy

    • @Shadowcat753
      @Shadowcat753 Рік тому +23

      @@erikho6936 That makes sense there!

    • @rizkiramadhan9266
      @rizkiramadhan9266 Рік тому +6

      Or why they didn't hunt normal animals

    • @Shadowcat753
      @Shadowcat753 Рік тому +17

      @@rizkiramadhan9266 It might actually be harder for them to hunt certain animals (said because I've seen some animals hunt in real life). The senses humans have can be a lot less good than some creatures. A lot of successful animals hunt in packs and/or ambush others to make things work.
      Snapping turtles are often ambush predators as an example. Coyotes, when alone, will hunt field mice rather than a deer, so I have to assume hunting a lot of "normal" animals might be more difficult due to the struggle involved and that a lot of animals can literally smell blood.

  • @NellBell2003
    @NellBell2003 Рік тому +832

    I never knew such a movie existed. What a startling take of a childhood classic! :D

    • @grg7418
      @grg7418 Рік тому +18

      it just came out 🤗

    • @MAZZ0Murder
      @MAZZ0Murder Рік тому +34

      This movie popped up very shortly after Winnie the Pooh went to public domain XD

    • @damainman652
      @damainman652 Рік тому +4

      @@MAZZ0Murder are we talking about the original book or D. publication?

    • @RebekahSmithChildofGod7
      @RebekahSmithChildofGod7 Рік тому +5

      I thought this was a joke
      .....
      .....
      ....
      ..... I've officially lost all faith in humanity

    • @varisrevolver4061
      @varisrevolver4061 Рік тому +4

      @@damainman652 the whole universe essentially, for something to become public domain, you have to wait many years, and then anyone can make a film off them, no matter how bad

  • @brendenerlick2176
    @brendenerlick2176 Рік тому +27

    “I wouldn’t be above using one or all of them as a meat shield” -best quote ever

  • @silliez._.rayoko
    @silliez._.rayoko Рік тому +92

    [19:27]
    “I was expecting something more along the lines of Glock or similar semi-automatic pistol,not the howlitzer that she pulls out!That thing would make Clint Eastwood blush.”
    Literally favorite line from this entire video😭

    • @ryleymiller2940
      @ryleymiller2940 4 місяці тому

      from the looks of it, it seems to be a 500 magnum, basicly shoots bullets the same size as a 20 gauge shotgun shell

  • @classicrockkid345
    @classicrockkid345 Рік тому +622

    I think a better opening line would be "If you were stuck in a teenager's edgy gorefic, what would you do?"

    • @doct1400
      @doct1400 Рік тому

      The obvious answer is hope you die before things get completely out of hand.

    • @ladygrey7707
      @ladygrey7707 Рік тому +17

      Hit the nail in the coffin

    • @Imperial304
      @Imperial304 Рік тому +13

      The old narrator would have Derfenity said something like this

    • @SuperSwordman1
      @SuperSwordman1 Рік тому +22

      Yeah I really wonder who the hell wrote this and HOW are they a grown man? And keep in mind, he wants to do the same with Peter Pan and BAMBI

    • @smokeymcbongwater
      @smokeymcbongwater Рік тому +4

      I think it's great I love how it's ruining childhoods cuz it's putting a childhood character and making them evil I fucking love it

  • @rhinonanmune8791
    @rhinonanmune8791 Рік тому +95

    Who fucking sees and acknowledges a person behind them in a picture while outside all alone with BARELY anything on, then just Skyrims with a "Must've been the wind" and gets back in the hot tub to relax? Wtaf? This is why I just play horror games.

    • @jayz_ok9265
      @jayz_ok9265 Рік тому +20

      Fr...it was bright and clear too.....u could clearly see pooh staring at her in the picture..

    • @rhinonanmune8791
      @rhinonanmune8791 Рік тому +25

      @@jayz_ok9265 Right? Wasn't even a silhouette, it was a whole ass humanoid. Jeez

    • @Panda-cute
      @Panda-cute Рік тому +10

      Just horror movie logic. Can't have people too smart or you have to put mor effort into the plot. Like I see that in a pic I'm going in, locking everything, grabbing a gun and calling the cops. This movie seems pretty fun for a horror flick night but does break my enjoyment a little when hot tub girl is THAT dumb

    • @rhinonanmune8791
      @rhinonanmune8791 Рік тому +3

      @@Panda-cute It'd be nice to see more effort in a plot for once.

    • @Panda-cute
      @Panda-cute Рік тому +1

      @@rhinonanmune8791 absolutely agree

  • @thrust_5585
    @thrust_5585 Рік тому +172

    Can’t wait to see a “how to beat five nights at Freddie’s”

    • @ramah_sbinaty
      @ramah_sbinaty Рік тому +2

      Hell yeah🔥🔥

    • @cartoonkeeper
      @cartoonkeeper Рік тому +15

      Also movies like this or why Disney is absolutely terrified of any of their IP's going into the public domain because they know people will make stuff like this

    • @N_YT1
      @N_YT1 Рік тому +3

      ​@@cartoonkeeperik can't wait for the sequel becuase there's tigger hopping on his tail

    • @wedead4309
      @wedead4309 Рік тому +9

      @@cartoonkeeper Right lmao.. Like who thinks about making a slasher horror film the moment Winnie the Pooh becomes public domain lol

    • @cartoonkeeper
      @cartoonkeeper Рік тому +7

      @@wedead4309 apparently the person who wrote this movie

  • @Bownutz4ever
    @Bownutz4ever Рік тому +24

    If anything goes wrong during that trip it is Jessica's fault because she knows the her friend Maria's is having a stalking problem and in the middle of the woods turns off their phones

  • @diablojones
    @diablojones Рік тому +20

    I love how not only was she able to obtain a handgun in the UK, but that she has a MASSIVE hand cannon totally unsuited for personal defense.

    • @rosestar1324
      @rosestar1324 7 місяців тому

      Could have obtained it illegally or smuggled it in from a other country.

  • @Twisty._.
    @Twisty._. Рік тому +109

    *Finally, A worthy video for eating a dinner*
    Edit : Not a good idea...

    • @21amex
      @21amex Рік тому +2

      NO SHIT BROOOO

    • @dezi9820
      @dezi9820 Рік тому +1

      LMAO

    • @N_YT1
      @N_YT1 Рік тому +13

      If you ate bacon it was a good idea

    • @21amex
      @21amex Рік тому +2

      @@N_YT1 fr

    • @ISO1758
      @ISO1758 Рік тому +1

      I had hot Saudi and noodles💀

  • @ivanbluecool
    @ivanbluecool Рік тому +53

    Only good thing about this movie is the opening drawings and the ending not having final girl plot armor and instead Christopher Robin gets away.

    • @dlarenceparks2211
      @dlarenceparks2211 Рік тому +6

      How in the world did he survive getting slammed by a car or at least very hurt or at least bleeding it's kids sad since the whole thing happened because Chris had to grow up and leave which happens either way there's still the same old poor horror movie decision making that get people knock off or the famous tripping on air

    • @ivanbluecool
      @ivanbluecool Рік тому +5

      @@dlarenceparks2211 just horror movie logic. Nothing more.

    • @dlarenceparks2211
      @dlarenceparks2211 Рік тому

      @@ivanbluecool sighs yeah that all she wrote

  • @jacobkirby8240
    @jacobkirby8240 Рік тому +26

    You’re actually the one who helps me find ideas on what death game movies or shows I should watch. Thank you.

  • @sirajally8820
    @sirajally8820 Рік тому +31

    Remember kids you don't have to be faster than the killer you just have to be faster than your friends 😂😂

    • @JaxVargos
      @JaxVargos Місяць тому +2

      If I become a seriel killer I will purposely run past the slow ones and get the fast ones

  • @Darkpq1742
    @Darkpq1742 Рік тому +34

    How to Survive:
    1- If You find In a old Spot pots full of Blood..
    Get the hell out and call the police.

  • @Primson18
    @Primson18 Рік тому +126

    I'm honestly not surprised in every horror movie they end up dieing in the dumbest places such as facility,Woods, Escape rooms,Any thing that is literally a death trap they only want revenge revenge isn't always the answer to your problem

  • @happyvibez1265
    @happyvibez1265 Рік тому +54

    I like movies like this now and again cause it doesn’t have to be a cinematic masterpiece it doesn’t have to be amazingly scripted as long as they can follow a story line that makes sense to what they want to convey then movies like this are just a fun thing to enjoy now and again

    • @damonanjul6676
      @damonanjul6676 Рік тому +10

      The irony being the storyline was crap , made no sense and randomly went into stupid.

    • @Williamafton1931
      @Williamafton1931 Рік тому +1

      @@damonanjul6676if you tried to make a movie about a childhood bear that is now killing than it’s not easy because they had a low budget

    • @damonanjul6676
      @damonanjul6676 Рік тому +4

      @@Williamafton1931 the acting was crap …

    • @charmander3261
      @charmander3261 7 місяців тому +1

      ​@@Williamafton1931They didn't have to make this. They could've made a different movie but instead they saw easy money using the well known title which would've had people pouring in whether they tried or not. They didn't even try to have it make sense. A random comment in this comment section fixed the whole first chunk of the movie that would've actually made sense. They were greedy and rushed which is why it isn't typically seen as a good movie.

  • @marklabib7981
    @marklabib7981 Рік тому +22

    When I saw Pooh laying motionless on the 2 cars I was like “dangit another movie where there was a survivor that shouldn’t have survived yet still did” but when he came back to life and won I was like “thank you for making Pooh op

  • @Tuzzman234
    @Tuzzman234 Рік тому +22

    3:43 u can see owl and rabbit on the cave roof

    • @lukewebber97
      @lukewebber97 2 місяці тому

      Good spot I was laughing at this film so definitely missed a lot of minor details like this 😂

  • @DUDU-vp2yv
    @DUDU-vp2yv Рік тому +66

    Ngl If I'd see Pooh and his gang in the forest, as a kid, I ain't making no friends with them, IM RUNNING FOR LIFE. 😭

    • @MegaToonzNetwork
      @MegaToonzNetwork Рік тому +5

      No the Fuck you ain't! YOU FIGHTING THEM! *gives you AR-15 and TWO UZIS

    • @mohammadakod9359
      @mohammadakod9359 Рік тому

      @@MegaToonzNetwork 😂😂

  • @ScintillatingSusie
    @ScintillatingSusie Рік тому +31

    Do you think that Pooh and Piglet ate Rabbit and Owl as well? With how they aren't anywhere in the movie and that amount of blood in the jars can't just be from Eeyore

    • @murdermonkey_lol
      @murdermonkey_lol Рік тому +2

      Wasn't there also a Tiger?

    • @ScintillatingSusie
      @ScintillatingSusie Рік тому +2

      @@murdermonkey_lol Tiger wasn't in because of how Copyright Laws work. Only the book version of the Winnie the Pooh story went into the Public Domain and Tiger wasn't in there

    • @Williamafton1931
      @Williamafton1931 Рік тому

      Eeyore is huge plus humans might have came before Chris came also it is said they were somehow sleeping

    • @SomeRandomGuysjjs
      @SomeRandomGuysjjs 11 місяців тому

      It was confirmed that there’s a sequel in the works so rabbit and owl might be in that movie

    • @coolguy92317
      @coolguy92317 6 місяців тому

      I wanted a heffalump to come out at the end and eat winnie the pooh

  • @Zurround
    @Zurround Рік тому +52

    I wonder what level of physical strength and durability they have? Super human? I wonder if certain X Men characters like Wolverine or Sabretooth or maybe characters like Captain America or Spider man could take them on? I wonder how they would do against other horror icons like Jason Vorhees or Michael Myers?

    • @PabloHenrique92
      @PabloHenrique92 Рік тому +2

      If we are gonna go fictional characters vs Pooh and Piglet, I know one who would make quick work of both together(about a second and a half at most) without having any super powers(at least before getting his cursed armor that does him more harm than good, with said cursed armor, hell, he can even take beings like Pinhead or higher), just a lifetime of trauma, pain, hatred, bloodlust and will to live, to defy causality(that was an huge giveaway, huh?), and to protect the ones he loves and cares about(or if you happen to be in his way, he tells you to get out of it, you don't oblige and attack him, your funeral), the Black Swordsman, Guts, from Berserk, even before becoming The Black Swordsman with his trusty sword, Dragon Slayer, which is actually not a sword, it is too massive, thick, heavy and far too rough, it is much too big to be a sword, indeed, it is like a heap of raw iron, yet he wields it with an unprecedented agility and precision, he was already known as the One Hundred Men Slayer for standing his ground, holding off and killing an one hundred men army by himself in a single night even tho he nearly died(he was pretty weak compared to his Black Swordsman days, he didn't even had suffered the Eclipse nor had the Dragon Slayer yet), now that would be interesting, a mad dog cleaving a bear and a pig in less than a couple of seconds and just shrugging it off saying "I told you to get out of my way" while Skull Knight watched from far thinking to himself "the fuck Guts, they weren't even apostles, dude, I don't think the Godhand don't even acknowledge their existence, damn! I just want my mint-flavored behelits... Oh well, guess i'll have to settle for some pork chops and honey then, even tho i'm a literal skeleton, huh, better think of something about causality to tell him ASAP"

    • @hostilelikesfrenchfries
      @hostilelikesfrenchfries Рік тому +1

      Pooh is definetly strong as a bear but is not as huge and fast as a bear we can use this to our advantage and using any sharp weapon we could take pooh down
      Even though he can take hits he can still get his skin cut
      Piglet is like pooh but weaker but piglet knows how to use weapons

    • @Williamafton1931
      @Williamafton1931 Рік тому +2

      They would loose to every chracter you named

    • @Williamafton1931
      @Williamafton1931 Рік тому

      Expect maybe Micheal

    • @edvardhagerupgrieg724
      @edvardhagerupgrieg724 10 місяців тому

      ​@@Williamafton1931Nah Jason and Michael kicks Pooh's ass all day

  • @MarioCraft_YT
    @MarioCraft_YT Рік тому +98

    Well there go my childhood memories

  • @Rownoscc
    @Rownoscc Рік тому +540

    This movie is so stupidly good, the only reason I love it is because it turns my childhood show/book into a horror movie (which I weirdly love)

    • @jelmerpostma1902
      @jelmerpostma1902 Рік тому +37

      Did we watch the same movie?

    • @_Augasm
      @_Augasm Рік тому +27

      did you actually watch this movie?

    • @TheMoodyfire
      @TheMoodyfire Рік тому +23

      glad you like it! unfortunately its the opposite for me, i loved winnie the pooh as a child (my nickname is patterned after pooh), and i HATE this take 😭 childhood ruined frrr

    • @terrancesilvermistbenjamin9864
      @terrancesilvermistbenjamin9864 Рік тому +12

      Good? Nothing about this movie was good. It wasn't even entertainingly bad 😭 imo

    • @ItzLynnPlayz
      @ItzLynnPlayz Рік тому +14

      did you actually watch the movie and not just this video? 'cause the actual movie suck, it fails to even make you understand the storyline, it only has bloody kills and that's it. 💀

  • @knull416
    @knull416 Рік тому +19

    This movie is what happens when you let a 10 year old write a horror movie about Winnie the Pooh.

    • @evenhartwick4422
      @evenhartwick4422 5 місяців тому +1

      i dunno its pretty good for what it is. i mean how do you actually make a winnie the pooh horror film a cinematic masterpiece? its an inherently silly premise for a movie. i actually like that it took itself totally seriously as well, with such a ridiculous premise it was refreshing that they didn't really play it up as a horror comedy with a bunch of winks and nods to the audience like "yeah we get it this is silly" it did exactly what it needed to do

  • @sebCOMP
    @sebCOMP Рік тому +21

    Never go on a trip with How To Beat, if something goes wrong he will without a second doubt use you as a “meat shield “ 🤣

  • @krishanubanerjee6955
    @krishanubanerjee6955 Рік тому +146

    My take from this was that Christopher is an unhinged psychopath, and actually Pooh in disguise. His wife is a psychopath too and has dressed up as Piglet. The entire section before the opening credits can be described as something happening in Christopher's mind, making him an unreliable narrator.

    • @warmachine9316
      @warmachine9316 Рік тому +10

      Yea but I mean its Winnie the pooh how the hell can they grow that tall when in the regular ones they don't even grow

    • @ScottAKAFrenchie.VIVELAFRANCE
      @ScottAKAFrenchie.VIVELAFRANCE Рік тому +7

      Then how would the parts where Christopher and Winnie are in the same scene make sense?

    • @krishanubanerjee6955
      @krishanubanerjee6955 Рік тому +13

      @@ScottAKAFrenchie.VIVELAFRANCE Those scenes don't take place in reality. Those are all delusions in Christopher's mind. Classic psychopathic delusion!

    • @ScottAKAFrenchie.VIVELAFRANCE
      @ScottAKAFrenchie.VIVELAFRANCE Рік тому +4

      @@krishanubanerjee6955 Ohhh, i read your comment and thought "wait so christopher was wearing the pooh costume?" did NOT realise that

    • @simpleplanfan011
      @simpleplanfan011 Рік тому +3

      @@ScottAKAFrenchie.VIVELAFRANCE If you’ve seen the show “Mr. Robot” it’s like that.

  • @randomnessltd
    @randomnessltd Рік тому +78

    Let's remember Christopher Robin-- the good Winnie the Pooh movie.

    • @snowthepro22
      @snowthepro22 Рік тому +4

      Yep

    • @TauTauofSkalga
      @TauTauofSkalga Рік тому +11

      the good ending (aka he taught them how to grow cauliflowers or something ending)

    • @randomnessltd
      @randomnessltd Рік тому +5

      @@TauTauofSkalga Yes, I do believe that that film really showed what CG is capable of. It really nailed the sewn fabric and stuffing look of actually stuffed animals-- but in a way that is completely innovative and all-around a marvel.

    • @megasnore123
      @megasnore123 Рік тому

      Visually, the movie was beautiful but it was pretty forgettable for me.

  • @majintv24
    @majintv24 Рік тому +42

    The not shooting pooh when hes unaware nakes sense to me. Shes not that close and may not have any practice even firing a weapon. If she misses it could mean alerting them to your position and ultimately mean a quicker death so i do think it was worth avaiding him for the koment

    • @Mikeafton19836
      @Mikeafton19836 Рік тому +2

      Plus If they hit whinnie piglet would know where they were plus we see that there is one bullet later in the movie

  • @m3ttleheart125
    @m3ttleheart125 7 місяців тому +3

    19:53 “I would’ve let that THANG RIP!!!!” Is the best line I was not expecting holy hell 😭😂🤣 FACTS THO

  • @Pippa87
    @Pippa87 Рік тому +103

    Here’s a question to anyone who has seen the movie: what happened to Owl and Rabbit?

    • @ISO1758
      @ISO1758 Рік тому +64

      Well since Pooh and piglet were traumatized since they ate eeyore they wanted revenge so owl and rabbit most likely escaped to avoid being tortured by them

    • @alicenthightower9161
      @alicenthightower9161 Рік тому +5

      isnt tigger in this?

    • @ISO1758
      @ISO1758 Рік тому +38

      @@alicenthightower9161 no he can’t be in the movie because his copyright has not run out yet

    • @gavinpaiz
      @gavinpaiz Рік тому +18

      If u look at the up right corner when Christopher robin was being dragged away owl and rabbit are there

    • @subjectdelta4758
      @subjectdelta4758 Рік тому +12

      My guess is if there’s going to be a Blood and Honey 2, Owl and Rabbit will join Pooh.

  • @tl8763
    @tl8763 Рік тому +82

    Just the fact that Pooh could drive a car was amazing enough for me.

    • @OwlskiTV
      @OwlskiTV Рік тому +1

      That's what I thought. xD

    • @harveyanimations8974
      @harveyanimations8974 Рік тому +1

      It’s not that hard, turn key, car turns on, make stick forward, press pedal

    • @OwlskiTV
      @OwlskiTV Рік тому +10

      @@harveyanimations8974 That requires knowing what a key is, what the gear stick does, or the what the pedals are for.
      We're not talking about humans who were brought up with things (we consider) everyday normalities, but animal anomalies that probably had no sense of the human world, outside of their interactions with Christopher.

    • @harveyanimations8974
      @harveyanimations8974 Рік тому

      @@OwlskiTV omg your absolutely right

  • @therandomnova
    @therandomnova 10 місяців тому +4

    watching this while home alone at 10 pm and hearing sounds 🔥🔥

  • @oddhuman2
    @oddhuman2 Рік тому +10

    The only thing im worried about is about the police thinking i killed them,like I came with everybody on a vacation on THE WOODS and somehow everybody died except for me like I ain't gonna say a humanoid pig and yellow bear came out and kill us

  • @theanathema3062
    @theanathema3062 Рік тому +27

    This was definitely one of the movies of all time

  • @elib2110
    @elib2110 10 місяців тому +4

    the death with the meat grinder is what kept me up at night

  • @jasminetoney500
    @jasminetoney500 6 місяців тому +4

    This movie gives kids nightmares

  • @DoomSlayer73529
    @DoomSlayer73529 Рік тому +54

    There were supposedly really better ratings for this movie but now I’m gonna watch it

  • @billie_eyelash7172
    @billie_eyelash7172 Рік тому +31

    Damn this movie is on a different level because normal horror movies mostly ends up with 1 or 2 survivors but this one have no one surviving

  • @fastjuiegaming9256
    @fastjuiegaming9256 Рік тому +11

    Man I hate bad endings in horror movies I definitely wasn’t expecting this

  • @sebastien4908
    @sebastien4908 Рік тому +7

    Somehow Piglet dies to a sledgehammer but Pooh gets shot, stabbed, bludgeoned, thrown off a speeding car, runover, and crushed by a speeding car but none of that shit kills him xd

  • @jonahkendle6349
    @jonahkendle6349 Рік тому +115

    Honestly I was so relieved this one didn't have a final girl survivors like so many others do

    • @REDACTED__007
      @REDACTED__007 Рік тому +4

      Same here 😅

    • @hhj186
      @hhj186 Рік тому +1

      @@codyjoe210 i was relieved like all girl survivors from nightmare on elm street, friday the 13, and chainsaw massacre movies

    • @danieldronzek8616
      @danieldronzek8616 Рік тому +2

      And in retrospect, it's kinda obvious that Robin was the final boy.

    • @Williamafton1931
      @Williamafton1931 Рік тому

      They had a final man for once

  • @drakeamougus2628
    @drakeamougus2628 Рік тому +22

    This movie is a fever dream.

    • @randomnessltd
      @randomnessltd Рік тому +2

      Yeah, it'll be a dream come true if I get a fever from this movie.

  • @Zurround
    @Zurround Рік тому +10

    I want a horror version of the Bernstein Bears but have them actually be NICE FRIENDLY BEARS and not scary like the monsters in this movie but the "horror" will be an evil human hunter who wants their heads on his wall.

    • @deannas2778
      @deannas2778 Рік тому +1

      Let's make it a group of hunters. And Mama Bear and papa bear have to do unspeakable things to protect their kids.

    • @Zurround
      @Zurround Рік тому +4

      @@deannas2778 And have some human characters not be hunters and be friends with the bears and try to save them, maybe the evil hunters get mad and kill the "nice" humans. Since those child books have other antrhopomorphized bear characters besides the main family some of those bears should get slaughtered by the evil hunters but maybe the main family survives.
      In Winnie the Pooh the characters went insane from the suffering they went through. Maybe the Bernstein bears go a tad insane from the trauma and PTSD and in the final scene the bear family is in their living room and enjoying "family time" together and on their wall lined up in a row over the fireplace are the heads of all of the hunters that tried to kill them and did kill some of their friends.

  • @DahliaNguyen
    @DahliaNguyen Рік тому +1

    I love how channels like this will show and narrate.scenes, then show how to beat it, that way it's entertaining, and you can say you've seen the movie

  • @starkille10r72
    @starkille10r72 Рік тому +16

    Never put yourself into a situation like that in the first place! I swear, horror movie characters get dumber and dumber every one I see. Best cast of characters was in The Thing (1982).

  • @HoiPolloiNtertains
    @HoiPolloiNtertains Рік тому +43

    I completely forgot this movie was a thing. Thank you so much for bringing this back to my attention. 😂

    • @jerseykid5644
      @jerseykid5644 Рік тому +1

      How in the hell did Walt Disney's productions allow this .This was not Walt Disney's foresight .For his creations .The people that run Walt Disney now all need to go .

    • @verne_hokkanen
      @verne_hokkanen Рік тому +2

      @@jerseykid5644 the original winnie the pooh creation is so old that the copyright has expired so disney cant do anything

    • @G0ld3nFW
      @G0ld3nFW Рік тому +2

      ​@@jerseykid5644 winnie the pooh is in the public domain now so shall tiger follow next year.

    • @LilFoxyCosplay
      @LilFoxyCosplay Рік тому +1

      ​@@jerseykid5644 winnie the pooh is public domain walt Disney did not create him

    • @danieldronzek8616
      @danieldronzek8616 Рік тому +1

      ​@@jerseykid5644 a) you forgot that the novel by a.a. milne came first and
      b the novel is public domain.

  • @itztayo4633
    @itztayo4633 Рік тому +5

    Props to Pooh not killing his childhood friend

  • @princesarma9273
    @princesarma9273 Рік тому +5

    The 4 guys couldn't do shit to Pooh because he is a bear hybrid and bears have a thick layer of fat under the skin. They can easily take blunt blows like that. But yah going for the joints,neck,eyes and skull should be a good idea.

  • @madmachanicest9955
    @madmachanicest9955 Рік тому +122

    It's interesting how often just fighting back is the standard survival tactic in these kinds of movies. Yeah you're probably going to lose but your aunts are always better if you have balls

  • @alchemist3661
    @alchemist3661 Рік тому +11

    *Winnie The Pooh becomes fairuse*
    MAKE IT A FUCKING HORROR MOVIE NOW

  • @dchappell05
    @dchappell05 Рік тому +3

    I was so relieved to have seen all of these girls die. None of them seemed worthy enough to have survived in a group situation, let alone a lone survivor one.

  • @queenkitten316
    @queenkitten316 2 місяці тому +2

    I was sad when I realized who Eeyour was because he's an adorable character.

  • @DefConprime28
    @DefConprime28 Рік тому +12

    When he told his fiance : I play with Pooh..... She thought something totally else

  • @raynightshade8317
    @raynightshade8317 Рік тому +27

    How did they survive before Christopher Robin showed up since they starved the moment he left?

    • @justinbrown1884
      @justinbrown1884 Рік тому +19

      You gotta remember they’re like animals. Him coming in and giving them food and teaching them stuff for those 8 years was like a form of domestication, and those animals relied on him for the stuff they use to get in the wild. He was too young to understand that but I think he should’ve showed them how to cultivate, instead of just leaving them out there dry, considering he was the first human they met and is why they have that hate towards all humans lol

    • @rollingwithmoore
      @rollingwithmoore Рік тому

      Right?

    • @deannas2778
      @deannas2778 Рік тому +4

      I mean when I watched the cartoon as a kid they were pretty self-sufficient and had their own systems in place. I mean Pooh wasn't the best at getting into the beehives and getting honey, but rabbit had a whole carrot farm if I remember correctly.

    • @raynightshade8317
      @raynightshade8317 Рік тому +1

      @@deannas2778 ya rabbit was entirely. Oddly you never see Owl or Rabbit in this

    • @Mikeafton19836
      @Mikeafton19836 Рік тому +1

      They relied on Christopher for so long they lost there skills at hunting

  • @nuggtina6133
    @nuggtina6133 6 місяців тому +4

    What happen to the other person?

  • @MollyDollyy774
    @MollyDollyy774 Рік тому +3

    I was waiting for a How to Beat of Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey,
    I really liked the movie, I found it really cool, I liked the Vibe’s,
    And the Idea, And in general, I just really liked it~

  • @tayplayzroblox
    @tayplayzroblox Рік тому +8

    I like how everyone dies and Christopher just runs away

  • @itz_kef
    @itz_kef Рік тому +353

    this is not my narrator😭

    • @Josewyd13
      @Josewyd13 Рік тому +29

      Fr i was like wtf happened 😭

    • @ceo4226
      @ceo4226 Рік тому +7

      Yes😭😭

    • @andreagaildelacruz8724
      @andreagaildelacruz8724 Рік тому +10

      He needed a break (as from what I jeard

    • @n.zx21
      @n.zx21 Рік тому +12

      Is anyone sad at the fact that nobody except Christopher lives 😔

    • @NoGudHaha
      @NoGudHaha Рік тому +2

      ​@@andreagaildelacruz8724hopefully

  • @woofwuf
    @woofwuf Рік тому +3

    Jesus Christ this was way more brutal than I thought it would be.

  • @vivekchannel4990
    @vivekchannel4990 Рік тому +3

    The day somebody makes a horror movie where the mc actually uses this information, is the day I start watching horror movies

  • @bhuuh3590
    @bhuuh3590 Рік тому +23

    You know a channel is undeniably amazing when you binge watch loads of their videos for 2 days straight 😀🙏 (thx for the amazing videos ❤)

  • @cediddalgi21
    @cediddalgi21 Рік тому +16

    Where is the old narrator

    • @vinnytran5204
      @vinnytran5204 Рік тому

      Unfortunately the narrator Justin Yu committed suicide in his own house 2 days ago at 7:41 in the morning

    • @MysteryMiseryOver
      @MysteryMiseryOver Рік тому +10

      That’s not even funny.

    • @cediddalgi21
      @cediddalgi21 Рік тому +1

      @@vinnytran5204 really? Are your sure?

    • @Helena-me6mp
      @Helena-me6mp Рік тому +2

      @@cediddalgi21 i dont think that this is true, as if hed counted it to the minute

  • @johansomeone1948
    @johansomeone1948 Рік тому +3

    I want a U.S Hollywood adaptation of this horrorflicc.
    With better budget, this would be much more awesome with better masks and skript.

  • @TheNamesDragon
    @TheNamesDragon Рік тому +15

    After Watching I Could Say A Few Things They Could Have Done As Well 😅
    1. When Piglet Was Tied Up They Could Have Gone For Pooh Since Piglet Was Helpless That Moment.
    2. When Maria (I Think) And Christopher Were Together They Could Have Drove Off While They Still Could, But That Plan Depends On How Much Gas The Car Still Has…
    3. (This Is Just A Little Thing I Should Bring Up Correct Me If I’m Wrong 😓) When You Said The Girl (I Don’t Remember Their Names Btw) Could Shoot Pooh So He Would Be Flying Out The Window 🪟 I’m Pretty Sure When You’re Shot When You Stand Up You Just Collapse (I Saw It A Few Times).
    Just Wanted To Say My Thoughts I Like Your Content Man! 😁👍
    (Also On Twitter They Revealed They’re Working On A Sequel Next Year If You’re Interested!)

  • @d15t0rted4
    @d15t0rted4 Рік тому +10

    We knew it was coming. But we could never be prepared 😂

  • @6packproductions710
    @6packproductions710 Рік тому +7

    This movie is yet another reminder that you always carry at least me clip or speed loader along with your pistol.

  • @Colechamdiceman
    @Colechamdiceman Рік тому +5

    So... instead of walking a few hundred feet to leave the forest to ask or seek for food... They just sat there and decided to eat their friend?

  • @seangreen7198
    @seangreen7198 Рік тому +3

    Didn’t rabbit have a big garden for all his food and if he just preserved foods or grew year round crops like potatoes they would have food all winter

  • @pearsrtasty3326
    @pearsrtasty3326 Рік тому +5

    hmmmm, i think i'm covered...i would be having bear steaks and pork chops for dinner for awhile ;)

  • @Styledd
    @Styledd Рік тому +11

    why isnt cinema summary doing commentary anymore?

    • @Simon05212
      @Simon05212 Рік тому +4

      He is, they're changing it with every video I think

    • @FaceFamous
      @FaceFamous Рік тому

      He hired more help

  • @cloudykid7278
    @cloudykid7278 Рік тому

    Okay, I wasn't expecting this to be covered but I indeed had a damn good day after seeing this on my recommendations

  • @yaxantonio3719
    @yaxantonio3719 Рік тому +6

    Welp there goes my childhood

  • @raynightshade8317
    @raynightshade8317 Рік тому +30

    Should have been "Blood is thicker than honey"

    • @pierre1069.
      @pierre1069. Рік тому

      but it isn't

    • @Williamafton1931
      @Williamafton1931 Рік тому

      @@pierre1069.depends how much blood there is

    • @areebsiddiqui758
      @areebsiddiqui758 11 місяців тому

      @@Williamafton1931 No it doesn't, The density of honey is far higher than blood. For example, 1 litre of honey is much heavier than 1 litre of blood.

  • @alexander.tahtadjian
    @alexander.tahtadjian Рік тому +16

    I can't believe someone decided to make a horror movie version of a childhood classic...I'm at a lost😐

    • @maximillian1109
      @maximillian1109 Рік тому +9

      It’s a rather common trope, actually. Taking something innocent and make it scary. Thats every haunted doll for you.xD

    • @thewhitewolf3426
      @thewhitewolf3426 Рік тому

      @@maximillian1109 I'm not sure haunted dolls count in many instances, because the dudes making the movies pick the most demonic-looking toys to use.

    • @rollingwithmoore
      @rollingwithmoore Рік тому +6

      Disney did the opposite and took what the Grimm Bros did and made it kid-friendly

    • @deannas2778
      @deannas2778 Рік тому +3

      I hate when they take innocent things and trying to make them all edgy. Like what they were about to do with the Powerpuff girls.

    • @thewhitewolf3426
      @thewhitewolf3426 Рік тому +2

      @@deannas2778 What we’re they going to do with the powerpuff girls?

  • @alyssa5955
    @alyssa5955 Рік тому +1

    The animated section is legitemetly good

  • @Alec122
    @Alec122 Рік тому +1

    Wow! Blood and honey did a collab we need to clap for how good this collab was!😅😊

  • @primuesplays5204
    @primuesplays5204 Рік тому +21

    Look what they did to my buddy Winnie 😣😣

  • @queenofdisney4932
    @queenofdisney4932 Рік тому +13

    Lesson for us all their don’t make friends with wild animals

  • @Erxt.33
    @Erxt.33 Рік тому

    I was waiting for this.

  • @jessicachell8993
    @jessicachell8993 Рік тому +1

    You know I really like the horror movie so I'm glad that there's a how to beat video on it

  • @vial7305
    @vial7305 Рік тому +12

    Moral of the story dont go to cabin in the woods

  • @maritzapoquiz132
    @maritzapoquiz132 Рік тому +10

    Pooh is like Micheal Myers right now. Also, this part could've been a reference to Halloween because the four men look like a mob and Ronnie the pooh is Michael Myers 27:34

  • @alessandro_uzuchiha8701
    @alessandro_uzuchiha8701 Місяць тому

    I like how you break it down but in reality you having so much stress to point where you wouldn’t be able to think

  • @suleymanfatehaasimbinmohdh6669

    The drop kick was hilarious 😂😂😂