One of my favorite quotes is "Sloths aren't lazy, they're just saving their energy. Today that energy is released!" And I feel that fits this movie well
Alpha: "I just want to return to the rainforest." Which we know is a load of bull because she tried to kill Mattie who just wanted to get her back to the rainforest.
She didn't just try, she full on drove to a hospital to suffocated her after getting her run over by a car. For someone just wanting to go home she sure enjoys using her time to kill instead of actually trying to go home.
This is one of those movies where the only way to survive is to possess the ability of precognition. The fact that the sloth you just picked up wants to murder everyone in your home and can read and drive is not something any sane person would suspect. That sloth wasn't turned into a killing machine, it was one from the very beginning.
If Michael Myers or Jason, or any of the other iconic killers, monsters, demonic dolls, etc., becomes a problem, I vote we hire Alpha to kick all their arses? 🦥🦥🦥🦥🦥
imagine being "at the top of the foodchain" and still getting flatlined by a jungle teddy this is one of those comments which got more likes than the Have a damn good day comment wth
The thing has a genius-level IQ for a wild tree dweller. It can operate a vehicle, navigate its way around a computer, and dispose of its human victims. The sloth can survive being bludgeoned, stabbed, and shot repeatedly. This critter should be in the Mission Impossible staff.
That thing should be in a lab cuz if that thing lives in the wild, it should NEVER be able to do that. Or best, left in the rainforest where nothing can disturb it.
@@GDjuggi think you’re messing up what you said, sloths are so slow that they look at their arm and think it’s a branch so they latch onto it then let go with the other arm causing them to fall
Have a DAMN GOOD DAY! You guys also gotta cover how to beat Rec or Rec 2 since the outbreak would be different for special forces and what they could’ve brought and what guns and weapons would come in handy against the possessed infected
@@Crowner31 I guess your right that they don't experience empathy (and thus don't have laws) the way humans do. It just seemed like the sloth would be smart enough (what with the reading and writing comprehension) to understand her circumstances and not go "total annihilation" on the bystanders.
So, the video just started and... They actually did a fucking movie about a killer SLOTH?? Holy-shit man, I'm starting to think that a movie about a killer seahorse is possible
@@bobbybrown475 😂😂😂 Holy shit dude, you made me check my comment, for a moment I really thought "no way, I actually wrote horsea instead of seahorse, fuck my life"
If I was ever stuck in a house with that thing the first thing I'd would do would be to knock it out and then commit arson after hacking off its limbs because to me that is the SINGLE most effective way to kill that thing and if it doesn't kill it well at least it won't be able to kill anyone anymore
Ms may was the real O.G, actually pinning down and giving the sloth a good run for it's money, it's a shame she didn't finish it off when she had two chances to do so
Fuck yeah, I love sloths. Im rooting for him 100% I swear to god when I was in college a friend drew me as a sloth (because im lazy and look like one I guess) and I wish had that picture SO bad.
I like how despite driving stick murdering many and knowing how to work a phone she’s dumb enough to hear people wanna take her home want to go home but doesn’t want to go home
Yeah...if that thing managed to kill a gator no problemo then how the actual hell do you expect a bird to kill it when it took out a gator without even a scratch or bruise.
Say, something I would quite recommend is "How to Beat "Thanksgiving"! Its a horror movie with a very interesting premise, and lots of neat scenes! Anyways, great video as always!
i understand sloths have long claws and this one is possessed, but who tf is possessing her like no.1 step if a sloth can do this shit give it an exorcism
Ms. May should have really done what I'd do with any psycho-killer and/or monster-movie creature. I'm not against shooting things in the head if they are a legit threat, but Ms. May really dropped a ball that got her killed by NOT doing what I'd do. You can do either option with a wooden paddle: 1) Ensure the attacker's head has brains showing at a minimum if you're up against a literal monster, and/or 2) Beat all of its elbows and kneecaps to the point that they are unable to move. Either way, you have an enemy that's unable to fight and is either dying and/or is dead at that point. Seriously, it's that simple if your opponent has no Deadpool level healing factor! And Sloths can feel pain and don't have a healing factor to my knowledge!
I want to know your real name, How To Beat. I want to know how to address the man that’s giving me ideas on what to watch. So far your videos have found me lots of new movies to watch.
Bro he started talking about what my Science teacher told the class about ecosystems and food chains. Probably a week ago😂 Have a damn good day!!!❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
Have a damn good day!!!
you too!!
@@HowToBeatYT yo bro do you know Joe?
@@sarithaambalath6869who's joe?
@@Shin-godzilla..joe mama
@@Shin-godzilla..I can’t believe you fell for that😂
One of my favorite quotes is "Sloths aren't lazy, they're just saving their energy. Today that energy is released!" And I feel that fits this movie well
Alpha: "I just want to return to the rainforest."
Which we know is a load of bull because she tried to kill Mattie who just wanted to get her back to the rainforest.
She didn't just try, she full on drove to a hospital to suffocated her after getting her run over by a car. For someone just wanting to go home she sure enjoys using her time to kill instead of actually trying to go home.
Yeah, like go to Kayak and book yourself a damn flight, Alpha! What? Do you think they're gonna check the passport on a sloth?
Maybe the sloth didn’t know they we’re trying to bring her back home
@@Neptune807 she knew everything else.
Well She should’ve done it better Because she was on the sloth hunting List
This is one of those movies where the only way to survive is to possess the ability of precognition. The fact that the sloth you just picked up wants to murder everyone in your home and can read and drive is not something any sane person would suspect.
That sloth wasn't turned into a killing machine, it was one from the very beginning.
It's still a wild animal. You watch those things carefully.
@@Jenna2kOh shit, my car and all my friends just went missing, probably the Small animal that moves 10ft every day
@@Jenna2k a "wild animal" that can read, write and drive a freaking car. 🤣
@@lexa2310 A 'wise animal'
You mean precognition?
Being killed by a sloth must be the most embarrassing way to die.
Anyway, thanks for the upload, I am interested how you'd solve this killer sloth
No dying while taking a poop
3 toed sloths can gut you
IS THAT THE SLOTH from battle cats
@@knightsblight You're thinking of anteaters bro
@@Shadowstriker2018no, sloths have ripped off chimpanzee’s FACES before.
I never thought something so slow could be that dangerous
Fr
so slow that I can creat trap faster than slot finding me
I think it’s fast being able to almost teleport like shown when he can’t be. seen
FRFR
I mean Michael Myers..
This is such a fun 'turn your brain off' type of movie, Alpha is ICONIC holy shit...😂😂😂 The amount of beatings that crazy ass sloth took.
If Michael Myers or Jason, or any of the other iconic killers, monsters, demonic dolls, etc., becomes a problem, I vote we hire Alpha to kick all their arses? 🦥🦥🦥🦥🦥
imagine being "at the top of the foodchain" and still getting flatlined by a jungle teddy
this is one of those comments which got more likes than the Have a damn good day comment wth
Fr
"Jungle teddy" lamoo
"Jungle Teddy". 😄😄😄
I ate a jungle teddy.
they get erased from existence when they go down their tree to poop. Alpha is a true alpha
The thing has a genius-level IQ for a wild tree dweller. It can operate a vehicle, navigate its way around a computer, and dispose of its human victims. The sloth can survive being bludgeoned, stabbed, and shot repeatedly. This critter should be in the Mission Impossible staff.
That thing should be in a lab cuz if that thing lives in the wild, it should NEVER be able to do that. Or best, left in the rainforest where nothing can disturb it.
Scp foundation is needed for this ASAP
Very smart that they bite their arm thinking it’s food and fall from their tree killing themselves
@@GDjuggi think you’re messing up what you said, sloths are so slow that they look at their arm and think it’s a branch so they latch onto it then let go with the other arm causing them to fall
@@GB1510-yt 👍
Slaughterhouse is where the madness begins and ends. The Unkillable Sloth is still running at 100 m/ph.
Lucky for the sloth unplugging life support never has a ton of fail-safes and alarms we could see it specifically NOT removing🙄
These ending reactions have a perfect amount of rage not to much not to little its perfectly hilarious
I don't know why I'm so obsessed with movies summaries.
Btw, have a damn good day!
Have a DAMN GOOD DAY!
You guys also gotta cover how to beat Rec or Rec 2 since the outbreak would be different for special forces and what they could’ve brought and what guns and weapons would come in handy against the possessed infected
The sloth was actually pretty chill until it saw her owner took a photo with the animal trafficker
And then she killed everyone in the house who had nothing to do with it.
@@lexa2310well alpha was really pissed and animals don’t have laws
Yes it makes sense she would be furious.
@@Crowner31 I guess your right that they don't experience empathy (and thus don't have laws) the way humans do. It just seemed like the sloth would be smart enough (what with the reading and writing comprehension) to understand her circumstances and not go "total annihilation" on the bystanders.
@@lexa2310remember, she spit out her pills and all that abuse probably got to her
Moral of the story: Don't do something dangerous for clout especially wild animals
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Thats what he said in the beginning
no Moral of the story : animal abuse is sometimes right
Don’t do a wild animal? 🤨🤨🤨
"You're not dealing with the average sloth warrior anymore."
"Oh no, she's gone super sloth!!!"
“Johnny we need a big movie about a killer animal what cha got for us?”. “Well Tim we got a killer Sloth”. “What would we do without you Johnny”.
@ 4:43....looks like noone is home... Let me just swipe that exotic animal 😂😂
So, the video just started and...
They actually did a fucking movie about a killer SLOTH?? Holy-shit man, I'm starting to think that a movie about a killer seahorse is possible
Horsea: A Pokemon Terror Tale
@@bobbybrown475 😂😂😂
Holy shit dude, you made me check my comment, for a moment I really thought "no way, I actually wrote horsea instead of seahorse, fuck my life"
It's. . It's. . . . It's.
. .. . SSNAILL. Run
Squirrel Slaughter: the nutty horror
@@YourAverageWcuePlayer🤣🤣 I’m on the ground
Alpha is out here r killing crocodiles but bro suggests that they leave windows open and maybe an owl will take care of alpha💀
That's definitely the fastest sloth and somehow much more deadly kills than some 80s slashers movies
"embrace your inner jaguar and BITE THAT SLOTH!" omfg-
I still can't believe someone actually decided to call it slotherhouse
Thank you for your thorough comments on wildlife and biological impact of poaching 🙏
sloth: Im COMING for YOU!
me: waiting, slowly walkin away
Me: How about I ask a rescue center to bring you home to the rainforest of Panama? Or a wildlife rehab center?
Alpha: That’s better than killing.
If I was ever stuck in a house with that thing the first thing I'd would do would be to knock it out and then commit arson after hacking off its limbs because to me that is the SINGLE most effective way to kill that thing and if it doesn't kill it well at least it won't be able to kill anyone anymore
This is the funniest premise for a monster movie I've ever seen.
What would i do?
I know the perfect counter to this sloth. It'll be like king kong vs. Godzilla.
Send in....the honeybadger.
HAVE A DAMN GOOD DAY!
That sloth is slaying it 💅🏽
On a murder spree while maintaining Pantene level softness and bounce in her hair 💁🏾♀️
That sloth is like the evil animal version of Yor Forger.
I was almost willing to turn my brain off until I saw the sloth DRIVE A CAR💀
Imagine getting packed up by a sloth
Wdym who got packed up
@@GBBFanGangthe people in the movie bro
@@jay.isbored Who Sarah?
I’m scared to watch the scene where Sarah gets killed I just wanna know what happened to her
Nvm I watched it
So she stole the sloth? 🤣 thats how the problem started
Ms may was the real O.G, actually pinning down and giving the sloth a good run for it's money, it's a shame she didn't finish it off when she had two chances to do so
"when you're about to be killed by a sloth...". Never thought I'd hear that sentence spoken out loud 🤣🤣🤣
I'm convinced that the first idea for this movie was the title. Then they thought of how to best make use of this pun.
Omg the confused rant at the end had me screaming!!😂😂😂😂
The only reason that people think that sloths are harmless.... is that anyone that sees them angry isnt there to talk about it 😂
Finally seeing you do this movie makes me happy somehow tHank you!
I saw this movie last month and I thought it was good and my mom thought it was just plain dumb at sometimes. Overall, I recommend 6.5/10
Sounds like me and my dad after Puss In Boots 2
6.5/10 doesn’t really sound good
@@animodev2099A 6.5 out of ten is literally above average, how is that bad?
Ngl your mom is right
@@animodev2099it literally is.
Getting killed by an animal whose name literally means laziness is embarrassing... 😂😂
Fuck yeah, I love sloths. Im rooting for him 100%
I swear to god when I was in college a friend drew me as a sloth (because im lazy and look like one I guess) and I wish had that picture SO bad.
Day 1 of petitioning for you to do “How to Survive the Killer Sofa (2019)”
I've never heard of this; time to go a-searchin'
That sloth is like the evil animal version of Yor Forger.
Nah. That Sloth IS Anya…
@@bloodysweetzombiegirl Only if she’s not evil.
Nah it’s the return of Micheal Myers
Sloths are my favorite animal so that makes this even better or even worse. I don't know which one it is
And now imagine what a snail could do!
lol
Imagine how powerful UA-cam loading time on the worst device ever without Wi-Fi is💀
Already have killer snail movie called snails 😊
Amazing what the sloth can manage to do without thumbs...
I can't believe you covered this movie XD this is like something you'll find on dead meat lol. But I still loved this video
Ah yes, the 3-toed sloth.The most viscous animal and kills at much speed surprising to its speed
Nvm it’s not a 3-toes sloth
This is one of the only HTB video that isn't sponsored which is suprising
The amount of times he said Emily fd up is hilarious 😂
Sloth: sees oliver
Sloth: Im Alpha baby, *ANGY SENSES INCREASES*
That thing is no sloth
That thing is a Panamanian jungle god in the form of a sloth
"Influincers" doing stupid things seems to be a theme in modern horror movies.
This movie was INCREDIBLY goofy. They said sus IN THE MOVIE. not like "sussing something out" like sus among us.
I don’t care how dangerous that sloth is it’s so cute I take, Best home defence animal
I love the commentary on the immorality of keeping exotic pets throughout the video
I like how despite driving stick murdering many and knowing how to work a phone she’s dumb enough to hear people wanna take her home want to go home but doesn’t want to go home
alternate title for the film which would have worked well for anime fans: So I'm a sloth so what? (3rd person only)
Hehe funni anime reference-
If I was in a room with a killer sloth I would have a conversation with it and become friends because sloth’s are my favorite animals 😁
Sloths are wild animals. This one might be smart but the fact it was able to do anything unwatched is crazy.
The Ending was the best😂😂 loved your outro💀💀😂😂I cant
First rule learnt from Zombieland: double tap, always!
Came for the cheesiness, stayed for the legit sloth conservation messaging.
That SLoth only wanted to go back after it was defeated. The other girl tried to return it and that sloth said no.
I like how he summarized the movie in 10 seconds at the end
Real way to beat it: call in the janitor from Willy’s wonderland
I never would have thought of it my real answer:don’t be mean to sloth in the first place and show nothing but affection
Please do more movies like this! These are hilarious and so fun to watch
HAVE A DAMN GOOD DAY!! 😅😅😅
Also, I would chuck the sloth into lava.
Or into whatever unsafe heavy machinery you got in your house
Gotta love the goofy horror movies
Hold up hold up
Slotherhouse?
Nah nah
"Slaughterhouse"
It's a joke dude
The sloth did a Michal Myers’s move
I love sloths so much for this changes my perspective so much
26:26 your asking a large bird to kill a sloth that killed a lizard 5× his size💀
The gator also had home field advantage
Yeah...if that thing managed to kill a gator no problemo then how the actual hell do you expect a bird to kill it when it took out a gator without even a scratch or bruise.
Say, something I would quite recommend is "How to Beat "Thanksgiving"! Its a horror movie with a very interesting premise, and lots of neat scenes! Anyways, great video as always!
she had a chance too kill but chose to wait, would've kicked her out the house the next year
You sound like Kuro Sensei, from assassination classroom. Love it.
if that sloth really wanted to go home why diden't she use the phone and the car to get to the rain forest
4:07 doesn't this imply they saw the shit with the croc go down?
How to beat it in 1 step:
1. Get an axolotl instead of instead of a sloth if you an exotic pet.
Yes, axolotl are awesome and need to be save
@@g.n.a4871 amen brother
I love this channel so useful info and also a funny dude 😂
i understand sloths have long claws and this one is possessed, but who tf is possessing her like no.1 step if a sloth can do this shit give it an exorcism
that sloth is slaying fr
my question how do you let a slow jungle animal kill you?
Their horror protagonist their brain power is 4
The fact that he said slaughterhouse and bloodbath in the same 15 minutes is epic
Moral of the story get a normal pet
A slot driving a mustang.
This is the sentence I never expected to Say or write... 😂😂
Imagine being killed by a sloth😑
Death-
Ms. May should have really done what I'd do with any psycho-killer and/or monster-movie creature. I'm not against shooting things in the head if they are a legit threat, but Ms. May really dropped a ball that got her killed by NOT doing what I'd do.
You can do either option with a wooden paddle: 1) Ensure the attacker's head has brains showing at a minimum if you're up against a literal monster, and/or 2) Beat all of its elbows and kneecaps to the point that they are unable to move. Either way, you have an enemy that's unable to fight and is either dying and/or is dead at that point.
Seriously, it's that simple if your opponent has no Deadpool level healing factor! And Sloths can feel pain and don't have a healing factor to my knowledge!
Bro I'm scared I got a pet sloth
Alpha Is The Cutest Horror Movie Villain In My Opinion
bro expects everybody to know what’s happening and to quickly know what the sloth is doing
I've seen my fair share of movies, but this one is one of the most absurd ones I've ever heard of.
Me: How high were you when you came up with that idea?"
The people who made this movie: "Yes!"
you HAVE to do this one movie, it's absolutely amazing
it's monster is called "your meat", the movie is "cest"
What a beautiful premise.
I want to know your real name, How To Beat. I want to know how to address the man that’s giving me ideas on what to watch. So far your videos have found me lots of new movies to watch.
Bro he started talking about what my Science teacher told the class about ecosystems and food chains. Probably a week ago😂 Have a damn good day!!!❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
I imagine that alpha wasn’t actually moving as fast as a dog and everyone just didn’t notice her