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  • @Memenade
    @Memenade  4 роки тому +1446

    Expect a new video of changing topic every day at 4pm GMT 0 (aka British time) and a new episode of Juicy Memes at 7pm GMT 0 every day!
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  • @iceking313
    @iceking313 4 роки тому +3708

    Me: drops eraser
    Eraser: *gains* *invisibility*

  • @lxverdant1837
    @lxverdant1837 4 роки тому +6288

    Happiness: exists
    Schools: _"Let it die, let it die, let it shrivel up and die!"_

  • @ahvhv
    @ahvhv 4 роки тому +1744

    What teachers teach:
    2+2=4
    What's on the homework:
    6+34+5=?
    What's on the test:
    If Johny had 5 apples how much coins would he have if you calculate the mass of sun and shave a parrot

    • @isucklolmc3878
      @isucklolmc3878 4 роки тому +81

      idk why this made me laugh much more than the video

    • @shahanshahpolonium
      @shahanshahpolonium 4 роки тому +24

      stop inserting totally random and *un-possible* scenarios on a totally possible situation,
      btw u got me at the parrot part

    • @vipkxdx7
      @vipkxdx7 4 роки тому +11

      No cap😂😂

    • @1040p-c7s
      @1040p-c7s 4 роки тому +3

      ......I didn't even understand that.

    • @schnitts7683
      @schnitts7683 4 роки тому +18

      EASY um.... apple pie?

  • @stick69420
    @stick69420 3 роки тому +361

    Someone: **hits my head with sports ball in dodgeball**
    Me:
    *peace was never an option*

    • @juliaslavova9672
      @juliaslavova9672 3 роки тому +7

      Literally my friend Walter in dodgeball he was hit in the head and went rapid fire there was no where to evade it we had bury our fellow comrades

    • @CHRF-55457
      @CHRF-55457 3 роки тому

      @@juliaslavova9672 lol

    • @Jellyfish-2000
      @Jellyfish-2000 3 роки тому

      @@juliaslavova9672 lol

    • @ghostwolfv1457
      @ghostwolfv1457 2 роки тому

      us not me

    • @webtoon.crumblchar
      @webtoon.crumblchar 2 роки тому

      US

  • @thearcadehackerofficial
    @thearcadehackerofficial 4 роки тому +593

    Student: on phone
    Teacher: takes phone
    Student: pulls out another
    Teacher: you weren’t supposed to do that

    • @spragurk
      @spragurk 4 роки тому +20

      Student: *Is extremely rich and takes out the entire stock of Galaxy Note 10+*

    • @lumbago9379
      @lumbago9379 4 роки тому +18

      teacher: WAIT THATS ILLEGAL

    • @thearcadehackerofficial
      @thearcadehackerofficial 4 роки тому +1

      *HELLO* *THERE* yes, that would have been funnier

    • @randomguyonyoutube9738
      @randomguyonyoutube9738 4 роки тому +7

      Theacher : tajes the other phone
      Student : take an other phone
      Teacher : *WAIT THAT'S ILLEGAL*

    • @quandaledingle6207
      @quandaledingle6207 4 роки тому +1

      Ok boomer

  • @theitalianstallion973
    @theitalianstallion973 4 роки тому +1960

    Teacher: puts a meme from 2009 in her presentation
    Also teacher: I have achieved comedy

    • @sivaalteredspringbonnie9956
      @sivaalteredspringbonnie9956 4 роки тому +6

      Hello

    • @deezychesse
      @deezychesse 4 роки тому +7

      Show ek kid friendly school memes that are not dead and tell them this is what we laugh at

    • @erinyoung24
      @erinyoung24 4 роки тому +9

      Students: Ight imma head out

    • @hamnakhan9060
      @hamnakhan9060 4 роки тому +2

      Wow 2009 my birthday

    • @MintyyIsOdd
      @MintyyIsOdd 4 роки тому +1

      I had an old 4th grade teacher.
      She had the drake meme in her presentation which said
      Teaching students like a boring teacher -_-
      Teaching students with humor ^_^

  • @thegreatf7711
    @thegreatf7711 4 роки тому +580

    Adult: *sees back to school ads*
    The same adult: *old vietnam war memories*

  • @chrisbulman550
    @chrisbulman550 3 роки тому +95

    Question: Johnny has 41968 cakes, he eats 41867. What does Johnny have
    Me: DIABETES

  • @theawesomegt1774
    @theawesomegt1774 4 роки тому +323

    Me: *Uses mental math*
    Math Teacher: wHeRe Is YoUr WoRk?

    • @scoutintime
      @scoutintime 4 роки тому +9

      WE WERE TAUGHT MENTAL MATHS SINCE YEAR ONE, CHARLOTTE! HOW THE FUCK DO YOU EXPECT US TO NOW DROP THAT?!

    • @zapsticks2677
      @zapsticks2677 4 роки тому +7

      Ikr I hate it when they make us show work it takes more time than needed

    • @theawesomegt1774
      @theawesomegt1774 4 роки тому

      Bill Cipher Ikr

    • @moonegoat8220
      @moonegoat8220 4 роки тому +4

      Ikr, I can do an entire problem in my head, and turn it in and the teacher be like:
      *Show your work.*

    • @theawesomegt1774
      @theawesomegt1774 4 роки тому

      i_killmaster1000 Cool Gamer Two yeah

  • @andreibr2539
    @andreibr2539 4 роки тому +369

    Class: "Casually doing test"
    That one competitive kid: *Flips paper violently*

    • @skelet8337
      @skelet8337 4 роки тому +4

      Just to make his classmates look at his answers 300iq

    • @kechkur2800
      @kechkur2800 4 роки тому +1

      Potato Boy it’s always the fat kid that is dramatic about his coughs and i’m the one with asthma 😒

    • @TheStarGardens
      @TheStarGardens 2 роки тому

      True, there's atleast 1 kid like this in every class.

    • @cristinazarategonzalez5831
      @cristinazarategonzalez5831 Рік тому

      but gets a 0 :v

  • @cardinalhamneggs5253
    @cardinalhamneggs5253 4 роки тому +432

    Teacher: "Don't eat unless you have enough for the class!"
    Me: Pulls out 34 bags of chips, eats all of them myself. "Never said I have to SHARE them!"

  • @realspiritcookies1137
    @realspiritcookies1137 3 роки тому +50

    Power goes out:
    1st graders: Screaming
    7th graders: “Welcome To The Dark Zone”

  • @yuanonio3502
    @yuanonio3502 4 роки тому +556

    Kid that wasnt listening : *Gets question right*
    Teacher : You weren’t supposed to do that.

  • @whoknows1447
    @whoknows1447 4 роки тому +758

    Student: "is happy"
    Teacher: We don't do that here.

    • @rickydbz1777
      @rickydbz1777 4 роки тому

      For u thats the case

    • @smauggez
      @smauggez 4 роки тому +6

      🇧🇬

    • @Awaifn
      @Awaifn 4 роки тому

      That's in quotes meaning you said
      Is Happy

    • @rickydbz1777
      @rickydbz1777 4 роки тому

      @@Awaifn is happy? Haha

    • @gamingstudios-cf2qf
      @gamingstudios-cf2qf 4 роки тому

      And that is why I'm an optimist during school.

  • @mysticalx7974
    @mysticalx7974 4 роки тому +497

    Smart kid: **crying because gets a bad grade on exam**
    C students: first time?

    • @cobypassmore960
      @cobypassmore960 4 роки тому +15

      That’s what happened to me I got and f for the first time in my life I’ve always got a and b so I cried

    • @isucklolmc3878
      @isucklolmc3878 4 роки тому +1

      @@cobypassmore960 really ?

    • @e3rthon443
      @e3rthon443 4 роки тому +1

      Coby Passmore How old are you

    • @AlexFernandez-ty7qd
      @AlexFernandez-ty7qd 4 роки тому +8

      I was a straight A sometimes I got B’s student and also called the “quiet one” by my other students
      When we had to go home because of lockdown my teacher actually almost CRIED LIKE NO JOKE
      And my nickname most of the time was “the smart one”
      When I got put into a group to do work people would say they were lucky

    • @asovietplaytpus5828
      @asovietplaytpus5828 4 роки тому +6

      @Itz Frxtyz Could have an Asian parents, they are *very serious* about school work. I know cause i have Asian parents.

  • @whittierebreightleydumlao1665
    @whittierebreightleydumlao1665 3 роки тому +76

    Me : gets bullied*
    Also me * fights back
    Teacher : listen here you little sh*t

  • @usbaldo2k174
    @usbaldo2k174 4 роки тому +342

    Me: *not paying attention*
    Teacher: *calls on me for correct answer*
    Me: *says random shit*
    Teacher: correct
    Me: could I be the green ninja??

  • @labscience8271
    @labscience8271 4 роки тому +753

    School: if you drop out you will be homeless
    Bill Gates: you sure 'bout that?

    • @kechkur2800
      @kechkur2800 4 роки тому +14

      my dad: are you sure about that?

    • @memerminecraft3226
      @memerminecraft3226 3 роки тому +5

      Invard Kamprid (creator of IKEA):oh I don’t think so

    • @SARDINE4K
      @SARDINE4K 3 роки тому

      My dad didn’t go to college

    • @SARDINE4K
      @SARDINE4K 3 роки тому

      And he’s kinda rich

    • @kechkur2800
      @kechkur2800 3 роки тому +1

      @@SARDINE4K same except for the rich part he’s middle class

  • @mineandshot
    @mineandshot 4 роки тому +518

    Me: Is Mad all the time
    Dad: “Be Positive”
    Me: Is happy and laughing
    Dad: “Be Quiet!!”

    • @JoshandCoco
      @JoshandCoco 4 роки тому +3

      Wait! You have a Dad?

    • @mineandshot
      @mineandshot 4 роки тому +4

      Akuma No Misumi No😔

    • @JoshandCoco
      @JoshandCoco 4 роки тому +4

      @@mineandshot 0h.... im sorry bro
      Neither do I 👊🏻

    • @mineandshot
      @mineandshot 4 роки тому +2

      Akuma No Misumi says He was gonna get Some grape juice

    • @amaofficialx
      @amaofficialx 4 роки тому +1

      💀

  • @cristianmejia7002
    @cristianmejia7002 3 роки тому +321

    Quiet kid: "It's time now" *reaches in bag*

  • @Halodium
    @Halodium 3 роки тому +515

    Teacher: the test is easy.
    The test: if mike eats a penny what is the height of his shoe on the side of a leaf

    • @imnotblue1893
      @imnotblue1893 3 роки тому +5

      100 likes but no comments lol

    • @mr.carnotaurus4168
      @mr.carnotaurus4168 3 роки тому +9

      MAN SO FUCKIN RIGHT

    • @tmcttf8087
      @tmcttf8087 3 роки тому +3

      Pretty much.

    • @ram3716
      @ram3716 3 роки тому +9

      not me actually tryna solve it for a sec 😭

    • @nirvanchandra9103
      @nirvanchandra9103 3 роки тому +5

      Well, A leaf is usually 7 inches and shoes are 10 inches so i guess its 10????? (Btw R.I.P Mike)

  • @primordial4014
    @primordial4014 4 роки тому +544

    When a game of dodge ball begins:
    Girls in dodge ball: "So, what are you doing tonight?"
    The boys: "Grab your weapons, the war is starting."

    • @tomaslopez8306
      @tomaslopez8306 4 роки тому +9

      XD sooo true but just saying am on my dads phone and A girl and I do both talk to my BFFs and go to war so am both

    • @tomaslopez8306
      @tomaslopez8306 4 роки тому +3

      But still it’s soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo true

    • @itz.dan1
      @itz.dan1 4 роки тому +23

      Okay so that’s not ALL girls I literally go to war when I play dodge ball

    • @Squatplug1549
      @Squatplug1549 4 роки тому +3

      BRAISE FOR IMPACT!

    • @nicfarver3640
      @nicfarver3640 4 роки тому +2

      You should realy say is. SHUT UP AND CLOCK IN!.

  • @couldntthinkofaname2403
    @couldntthinkofaname2403 4 роки тому +386

    Girl: slaps me
    Teachers:
    Me: slaps girl back
    Teachers: DETENTION

  • @xxowlxx1376
    @xxowlxx1376 3 роки тому +85

    When you’re trying to solve for how many bananas Steve has and you get 13.8
    *Somethings wrong, I can feel it.*

  • @Zikuru
    @Zikuru 4 роки тому +481

    Girls:drops pencils*
    Everyone:*tries to give her the pencil*
    Boys:drops pencils*
    Everyone:*gives disgusted looks*

    • @pur3wrecks951
      @pur3wrecks951 4 роки тому +1

      Lol yes

    • @stnkykittn
      @stnkykittn 4 роки тому +8

      true and as a boy, thats sad

    • @c.w.b391
      @c.w.b391 4 роки тому +2

      Would Jesus like that no would God like that no now I’m not just saying this because I’m a boy,you know that all girls and boys are equal so wen you are going to sin just think What Would Jesus Do

    • @monkiprojekt9462
      @monkiprojekt9462 4 роки тому +1

      Its_me_CWB Initials calm down bro

    • @aja6376
      @aja6376 4 роки тому

      HeartLess Yt so true

  • @darkmonster6664
    @darkmonster6664 4 роки тому +158

    Nobody:
    Literally nobody:
    99.9% of germs at dishwashing soap commercials: *aigh't i'ma head out*

  • @nom8254
    @nom8254 4 роки тому +152

    Me: Hey, teacher, i'm getting bullied, can you please he-
    Teacher: *N O.*

    • @guinevereviolet1201
      @guinevereviolet1201 4 роки тому +9

      Nah, mine would just say "Just ignore them"

    • @nom8254
      @nom8254 4 роки тому +5

      Well, it always depends on the teacher
      BTW, can u explain me something?
      At my school, i am the quiet kid. But noone cares and keeps bullying me. Why.

    • @DaBrickyDrip
      @DaBrickyDrip 4 роки тому

      Why

    • @nom8254
      @nom8254 4 роки тому +1

      yea, but i'm a quiet kid cuz' i'm depressed

    • @vminisfuckingreal998
      @vminisfuckingreal998 4 роки тому

      @@Manzar534 "i have the best muscles in class" wow what a way to boost your ego big boy

  • @amun5807
    @amun5807 3 роки тому +29

    That first meme is a sad reality.. We lost tom that day but we won so his loss was justified

    • @CanadianReef
      @CanadianReef 2 роки тому +2

      It’s so true though

    • @devin8811
      @devin8811 2 роки тому +1

      We lost lots of brave men just for it to end in a tie

  • @lordroy88
    @lordroy88 4 роки тому +68

    Me: raises hand for 15 minutes
    Teacher: *I’m gonna pretend I didn’t see that*

    • @asphouir5463
      @asphouir5463 3 роки тому

      It's worse when you don't even raise your hand

  • @xenomnii3864
    @xenomnii3864 4 роки тому +260

    P.E. Teacher: We're gonna play a game of dodgeball
    Girls: No that's so unfair, go easy on us
    Boys: *Avengers, assemble.*

    • @dittepetersen5384
      @dittepetersen5384 4 роки тому +7

      Its stupid how People talk about girls being weak but we girls aren’t weak and stupid and girly :/

    • @dnfluffles772
      @dnfluffles772 4 роки тому +18

      @@dittepetersen5384 it's a sterotype and this video never said they were weak, u might not be physically weak but you mentality is weaker than a person on chemotheropy.
      Unless your not talking about the video, my bad then but if so..... Weak.

    • @nathanpozos3118
      @nathanpozos3118 4 роки тому +4

      LILLIAN :} s w e e t s! In my 15 years of existence there is one thing you must remember......... always laugh at the stupidest shit

    • @loading685
      @loading685 4 роки тому +2

      Thanos and titans : You all will be the bravest who die under my hands

    • @kyberghost3607
      @kyberghost3607 4 роки тому +4

      LILLIAN :} s w e e t s! It’s just a joke based on stereotypes, not meant to be taken seriously. To be honest though every time we play dodgeball the girls are always chatting and the boys act like it’s war, lol...

  • @au_media22
    @au_media22 4 роки тому +171

    Me: not listening
    Teacher: *so you have chosen death*

  • @Jjer.z
    @Jjer.z 3 роки тому +22

    physics teachers: air resistance doesn't exist.
    meanwhile the air conditioner:

  • @itssouptime8038
    @itssouptime8038 4 роки тому +221

    Me: study’s for big test
    School: *gets canceled*
    Me: years of academy training wasted!!

    • @mus19990
      @mus19990 4 роки тому +8

      OOF I HATED THIS FIRST TIME I WANTED FREAKING SCHOOL 🏫 i forget french

    • @khaledsouadkia4952
      @khaledsouadkia4952 3 роки тому

      My school when we see another school on a trip: WORLD WAR 3 HAS STARTED

  • @giaolam580
    @giaolam580 4 роки тому +281

    Smart kid: * cry because get low score *
    Me: “First time?”

    • @AdvaTrix
      @AdvaTrix 3 роки тому +6

      A girl got An *B* in English and she cried
      I have a FRICKING E AND I DON'T CRY

    • @synykerplayz4187
      @synykerplayz4187 3 роки тому +3

      You: Enjoying your moment of lory because the smart kid finally got a low grade
      Also you: *The SMART KID got a LOW grade*
      *Insert "that's when he knew... he bleeped up" meme*

    • @CheaterClaiming
      @CheaterClaiming 3 роки тому +9

      @@AdvaTrix e = excellent b = bad

    • @AdvaTrix
      @AdvaTrix 3 роки тому

      @@CheaterClaiming true

    • @MikasaAckerman-ss8sb
      @MikasaAckerman-ss8sb 3 роки тому +2

      And that "low grade" was actually 99.99999%

  • @lk2704
    @lk2704 4 роки тому +182

    Lockdown Drill : **happens**
    Girls : How boring.
    Boys : Were taking heavy fire, I repeat. Man down, man down!

    • @cinamon146
      @cinamon146 4 роки тому +1

      Lol

    • @cinamon146
      @cinamon146 4 роки тому +11

      Call for back up

    • @justanadoptmeplayer4370
      @justanadoptmeplayer4370 4 роки тому +13

      /Real intruder breaks in/
      Me: So anyways, I hid in a drawer

    • @barbarapluchino8987
      @barbarapluchino8987 4 роки тому +4

      Boys: we’ve got to handle Charlie there taking down alpha let’s move!! Bro this is a underrated comment

    • @jynx2341
      @jynx2341 4 роки тому +3

      This is alpha 2-1 we are taking heavy fire at fox brown! I repeat we are talking heavy fire at fox brown, over!

  • @xtremegaming517
    @xtremegaming517 3 роки тому +43

    Teacher:no eating in online class
    The students when they are muted and have their camera off: I am 10 universes ahead of you master

  • @witchsayaka
    @witchsayaka 4 роки тому +120

    Everyone: YAY FRIDAY!!!
    Homework: I’m about to end this mans whole career.

    • @Jack-5718
      @Jack-5718 4 роки тому +1

      otvmagic gaming so true.

    • @bibipc8215
      @bibipc8215 2 роки тому +1

      Don’t forget about the one time where the teacher forgets about the homework, and then you have the annoying kid who reminds the teacher about the homework. (ik i am 2 years late but whatever)

    • @npb771
      @npb771 2 роки тому

      @@bibipc8215 I actually did this once. It was for the grade.

  • @totallynotsusie7284
    @totallynotsusie7284 4 роки тому +214

    Me: *finished with the test*
    Teacher: No you’re not, keep working until the class ends
    Me: *pretends to write for 30 mins*

  • @mynameisdario
    @mynameisdario 4 роки тому +125

    Americans: * can't wear hoodies at school*
    Me: "Is this some kind of american joke i'm too european to understand?"

    • @guillermo-cx4ze
      @guillermo-cx4ze 4 роки тому +16

      Teachers actually get mad at you for wearing hoodies

    • @justanadoptmeplayer4370
      @justanadoptmeplayer4370 4 роки тому +5

      @United States of America Unless your at mine you wear one you'll get a automatic warning unless your one of the "good kids"
      /Laughes in straight A student that doesn't pay attention but is shy so I'm a "Good student"

    • @justanadoptmeplayer4370
      @justanadoptmeplayer4370 4 роки тому +2

      @United States of America on- well that's actually sweet- I would pay for both reasons

    • @barbarapluchino8987
      @barbarapluchino8987 4 роки тому +1

      I can tell you’re Italian of of ur name bello lol 🇮🇹

    • @mynameisdario
      @mynameisdario 4 роки тому

      @@barbarapluchino8987 sei astuta ahahah

  • @antizx9677
    @antizx9677 2 роки тому +6

    Me: *"this onion won't make me cry"*
    Onion: *"one day memenade will upload his last video"*
    Me: 😭😭😭😱😨😭😭😭

    • @NapoOnPlay1000
      @NapoOnPlay1000 2 роки тому

      someone: onions cant make me cry
      reality: 😱😱😱😭😭💀💀💀

  • @goldexp1882
    @goldexp1882 4 роки тому +234

    Ninjago finally getting memes:
    *_"The greatest victory is that which has no battle."_*

    • @johnnybro2883
      @johnnybro2883 4 роки тому +1

      Yes

    • @themoocow7718
      @themoocow7718 4 роки тому

      Yes

    • @laurenjohnsen
      @laurenjohnsen 4 роки тому

      Yes

    • @shreylebean312
      @shreylebean312 4 роки тому +6

      Me: *is a ninjago fan since the series came out*
      Memes in 2019 : *has ninjago memes that I know from each episode*
      Me: visible happiness

    • @kat12444
      @kat12444 4 роки тому +1

      @@shreylebean312 same tho

  • @auskgd
    @auskgd 4 роки тому +497

    School: exists
    Every single teenager: AAAA

  • @fastlane200
    @fastlane200 4 роки тому +70

    Me: pulls out piece of paper for some activity
    The whole class:
    ILL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK

  • @vargabmitra4457
    @vargabmitra4457 3 роки тому +5

    8:44 literally the definition of the Indian education system

    • @varunsid8882
      @varunsid8882 3 роки тому +3

      True. Especially the last one.

    • @vargabmitra4457
      @vargabmitra4457 3 роки тому +2

      @@varunsid8882 yes

    • @icyhot5354
      @icyhot5354 3 роки тому

      I think that it's the definition of just about every education system on earth

    • @vargabmitra4457
      @vargabmitra4457 3 роки тому

      @@icyhot5354 mostly the Indian one

  • @tuuresarolahti6247
    @tuuresarolahti6247 3 роки тому +127

    The four horsemen of highscool humor:
    Terrorism
    Siiimp
    Racism
    Starwars

  • @ink8953
    @ink8953 4 роки тому +368

    Me: swears in class
    Teacher: who said that
    Girl in front: snitches
    Me: I'm in danger
    Wow 300 that's alot

  • @seensatan1543
    @seensatan1543 4 роки тому +73

    When the teacher tells the class to settle down and the class actually listens
    Teacher:Could I have been the green ninja?

  • @0Not_Important0
    @0Not_Important0 3 роки тому +9

    One time in math class I flipped the pages randomly and got the exact page my teacher wanted us to work on without knowing we would need our textbooks that day. My favorite school memory by far.

  • @yuanonio3502
    @yuanonio3502 4 роки тому +87

    History Teachers : You cant defeat me!
    Me: I know but he can.
    That kid that watches OverSimplified :

  • @JunHwaJun
    @JunHwaJun 4 роки тому +177

    Student: *laughs*
    Teacher: "sorry, we don't...
    *do* that here."

    • @wtf-hc3tp
      @wtf-hc3tp 4 роки тому

      That’s so true. Our teacher once said “no laughing in class.”

  • @willmc3916
    @willmc3916 4 роки тому +53

    math teachers last year: "you will learn this next year"
    math teachers this year: "you should have learnt this last year"

  • @jparcasm
    @jparcasm 2 роки тому +3

    Thanks school for:
    *Depression
    *Anxiety
    *Bullies
    *Fake friends
    *Heartbreaks
    *Making my parents scream at me for my grades

  • @greencheese2442
    @greencheese2442 4 роки тому +59

    Hapiness : *Exists*
    School : We don't do that here,
    Depression : *Exists*
    School : We Do that here.

  • @coryparsley3946
    @coryparsley3946 4 роки тому +332

    Girls: *Listen to Billie Eillish*
    *Depression has joined the server*

    • @georgepdfguy8272
      @georgepdfguy8272 4 роки тому +1

      CDP I was the 69nth like

    • @synix37
      @synix37 4 роки тому +3

      tøp gang BRO

    • @chaotic.nebula
      @chaotic.nebula 4 роки тому +7

      Those girls are SO ANNOYING. I listen to Billie Eilish because her music is catchy and I like songs about murder. But listening to music and then going "I hAve depReSsiOn" and laughing at the people who legitimately have depression like.
      Bruh. Stop.

    • @jamesg8257
      @jamesg8257 4 роки тому

      Lol.Soooo true tho

    • @bigsmoke394
      @bigsmoke394 4 роки тому

      @usa I listen to akon, I like his music but his songs are around 2009

  • @filipmadjar4603
    @filipmadjar4603 4 роки тому +122

    Torture in school in 1643: Click on the Fingers,...
    Torture in school 2020: Homework

    • @justanadoptmeplayer4370
      @justanadoptmeplayer4370 4 роки тому +4

      Wait, y'all going to school?

    • @galadato7425
      @galadato7425 4 роки тому +7

      Well, in homework we writing alot, and that hurt the fingers...so nothing changed from 1643

    • @theagaming7410
      @theagaming7410 3 роки тому

      Dude homework isn't hard if you actually PAY ATTENTION in class

    • @duhdiamondz3493
      @duhdiamondz3493 3 роки тому +1

      @@theagaming7410 its not hard usually just long and annoying lol

    • @theagaming7410
      @theagaming7410 3 роки тому +1

      @@duhdiamondz3493 agreed

  • @marky6465
    @marky6465 3 роки тому +2

    Girl: *Not Paying attention*
    Teacher: Dosnt care
    Boy: *Not Paying attention*
    Teacher: What’s the answer for number 10

  • @proudender880
    @proudender880 4 роки тому +49

    Girls during dodgeball: yeah they're totally dating
    Boys during dodgeball: I'M LOW ON AMMUNITION!!!

    • @zingywolf7300
      @zingywolf7300 4 роки тому +6

      I have actually said this during dodge ball

    • @ChewyAC
      @ChewyAC 4 роки тому

      You are a legend

    • @MarisaKirisameFumo
      @MarisaKirisameFumo 4 роки тому

      @@zingywolf7300 Lmfao same

    • @hamham4904
      @hamham4904 4 роки тому +1

      Sexist

    • @MarisaKirisameFumo
      @MarisaKirisameFumo 4 роки тому +2

      @@hamham4904 Don't worry, it's nothing more than a joke :)
      Except the boys thing, we boys actually do talk like that during dodgeball xD

  • @chaoswarriorr7587
    @chaoswarriorr7587 4 роки тому +100

    Teacher: we are going to Ireland
    Girls:I can't wait to see the castle
    Boys:🍺

  • @starcrossing5797
    @starcrossing5797 4 роки тому +72

    Someone: *walks by my house*
    My dog: oh, so you’ve chosen death
    This literally happens all the time

    • @tomatowithatophat3029
      @tomatowithatophat3029 4 роки тому +2

      Wait the death part or your dog speaking?

    • @avanivaingankar7751
      @avanivaingankar7751 3 роки тому

      @@tomatowithatophat3029 oohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    • @WARL0CK_P4
      @WARL0CK_P4 3 роки тому

      My house is in front of a school. It is suffering

    • @WARL0CK_P4
      @WARL0CK_P4 3 роки тому

      @My Mum Calls Me Pokichu my house is infront of the school entrance

  • @Kosh60262
    @Kosh60262 3 роки тому +4

    Teachers who know about history and some games: ✅
    Teachers who focus on bad things and math: ❌

    • @mewmimo8465
      @mewmimo8465 3 роки тому

      Why no math
      Why oversimplified n stuff

  • @Kelsi.Is.A.W
    @Kelsi.Is.A.W 4 роки тому +49

    Kid: *wears hoodie*
    Teacher: Now This is an Avengers level threat-

    • @Marquploads
      @Marquploads 4 роки тому

      my cousin: *raise his hoodie*
      Teacher: did you got drugs?

  • @deluxewoods9276
    @deluxewoods9276 4 роки тому +65

    Me: “How Many Questions Are In The Test?”
    Teacher: “Yes”

  • @anavelgato
    @anavelgato 4 роки тому +228

    Memes are the reason I’m still alive

    • @MintPro47
      @MintPro47 4 роки тому +6

      Me too

    • @HariHaran-nn2pb
      @HariHaran-nn2pb 4 роки тому

      What about oxygen

    • @wojciechmikoajko6521
      @wojciechmikoajko6521 4 роки тому

      same

    • @dalledallas7290
      @dalledallas7290 4 роки тому

      Meanwhile in a shol in mexico teacher today we learn how to make heroin. american exchanch student theres something wrong ican feel it

    • @htxthewild5553
      @htxthewild5553 4 роки тому +1

      @Juan Cortez Muro it's not that funny Bitch

  • @ducknapper1906
    @ducknapper1906 3 роки тому +3

    4:51
    So when i was around 8 or 9 I had this sexist teacher. Now something the Internet agrees with (what i have heard) is that most female teachers that a strict are sexist. Not all of them are but most. I'm a boy and being one of the smartest, well-behaved students they were just as strict to me as they were to the silliest. To be honest there was never really a 'silliest student' because she was that strict. This is something I can also relate to since in Primary school and now i am one of the most well-behaved students in my class.

  • @monsoon861
    @monsoon861 4 роки тому +66

    Teacher: here's a good method
    Smart kid: actually theres another-
    Teacher: you dare challenge mortal

  • @Ryan-wd8im
    @Ryan-wd8im 4 роки тому +35

    girls playing dodgeball: so omg she did that like i was like "omg why gurll he was perfect for yo." yeah ikr right. he's sooo rude.
    boys:``FIRE THE CANNONSSSSSSSSSSS!`` *INTENSE WAR NOISES.* "I GOT HIM!" "HE'S DOWN YOUR BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD GAAAAAAAAAAAAAABAAGEEEE"

    • @tallest_wookie1842
      @tallest_wookie1842 4 роки тому +1

      LMAOOO IM WATCHINNG THIS At MIDNIGHT AND I CANT STOP LAUGHING!!!! 🤣🤣😂😂😂

    • @hwhsbsoi
      @hwhsbsoi 4 роки тому +1

      I love play im dodgeball war 😂😂

    • @skelet8337
      @skelet8337 4 роки тому

      When in high school the teacher stopped giving us to play dodge ball
      That's enough to make a grown man cry

  • @skippidyy
    @skippidyy 4 роки тому +72

    Teacher: forgets about homework
    That one kid: what about the homewo-
    Me: peace was never an option

    • @toni929ann
      @toni929ann 4 роки тому +2

      I'm a white girl😭

    • @toni929ann
      @toni929ann 4 роки тому

      @troll guy I mean sometimes I do but I tell the teacher in private because I'm afraid of failing, however, I don't wanna ruin it for everyone else, as a freshman in high school

    • @toni929ann
      @toni929ann 4 роки тому

      @troll guy I mean, I know it's bad, but I guess you can call it "fomo"

    • @toni929ann
      @toni929ann 4 роки тому

      @YoBoiSnyderGG_ 9 White men (especially if you're straight) have so much power

    • @Tripoloski132
      @Tripoloski132 4 роки тому

      Jnet Egiziaco ok sjw

  • @theobserver314
    @theobserver314 3 роки тому +5

    0:40
    A friend of mine did the same thing, except it was about soccer.

  • @elana5886
    @elana5886 4 роки тому +62

    Most girls when playing dodgeball : *talks*
    Me: let the war begin

    • @toni929ann
      @toni929ann 4 роки тому +2

      Aww you're gay too?💖

    • @thehumanraceissofuckedup5855
      @thehumanraceissofuckedup5855 4 роки тому +1

      @@toni929ann ???

    • @toni929ann
      @toni929ann 4 роки тому +1

      @@thehumanraceissofuckedup5855 only lesbians like dodgeball. It's true

    • @toni929ann
      @toni929ann 4 роки тому +2

      @@feripineapple yea I'm sorry. I'm a huge stereotype for stuff like that😭

    • @matthew_natividad
      @matthew_natividad 4 роки тому

      *peace was never an option*

  • @3xtr3m39
    @3xtr3m39 4 роки тому +86

    Teacher: **Leaves class**
    Everyone:
    *Now this is an avengers level threat*

  • @kevin-zr6ke
    @kevin-zr6ke 3 роки тому +2

    On time I was playing dodgeball where one team had to infiltrate the enemies territory and I hid behind two people who were talking. So basically they were sand bags.

    • @icyhot5354
      @icyhot5354 3 роки тому

      One time it was 7th grade vs 9th grade and me and my friend snuck over to the 9th grade side and started hanging out and chatting but when the 9th grade started winning we started hitting them with dodge balls and ran back over to the safe zone, me and my friend felt like heroes

  • @Frostbite9862
    @Frostbite9862 4 роки тому +40

    My teacher: Go to the office!
    Me: Okay bye then
    My teacher: "You weren't supposed to do that"

  • @dunamoose3446
    @dunamoose3446 4 роки тому +32

    Kid: is twiddling thumbs
    Teacher: Give me your phone
    Kid: *You've activated my trap card*

  • @firsttimeright760
    @firsttimeright760 4 роки тому +16

    Sitting beside the smart kid: 😌
    Sitting beside your friend: 🙂
    Sitting in the back: 😄
    Sitting beside the window: 😎
    Sitting beside Best Friend: 😂
    Sitting beside the quiet kid: 🙄
    Sitting near the teacher: 😥
    Sitting beside a dumb girl: 😣
    Sitting beside family member: 😌
    Sitting beside cute girl/boy:😍
    Sitting on a wheely chair:
    *haha, I have the power to delete half the universe*

    • @user-so9bk4sg6z
      @user-so9bk4sg6z 4 роки тому +1

      Your forgot
      Being a social student sitting beside people you don’t normally talk to: 🤩

    • @firsttimeright760
      @firsttimeright760 4 роки тому

      @@user-so9bk4sg6z lol happens all the time

    • @user-so9bk4sg6z
      @user-so9bk4sg6z 4 роки тому

      Antoinette Mullins it doesn’t really happen to me much

    • @build2270
      @build2270 4 роки тому

      Wheres sitting by the cute girl / boy?

    • @firsttimeright760
      @firsttimeright760 4 роки тому

      @@build2270
      Forgot it soz

  • @couchpotato9166
    @couchpotato9166 2 роки тому +2

    Teacher: The test isnt actually that hard.
    The test: God bought 10 cakes,Dog ate 5 of it. What is the weight of god?

    • @NapoOnPlay1000
      @NapoOnPlay1000 2 роки тому

      question: 34 + G x 2736 x 72 = N
      Teacher: “Oh cmon that isnt hard enough “

  • @TDS25
    @TDS25 4 роки тому +71

    Teacher: "punishes class for being loud"
    The students who were actually behaving
    Me: me to

    • @imagez3221
      @imagez3221 4 роки тому

      I hate to do this I have to punish everyone Even the people being quite

    • @kechkur2800
      @kechkur2800 4 роки тому +1

      i hate it when the teachers do that 😠

    • @mmmlasagna12
      @mmmlasagna12 3 роки тому

      @@imagez3221 u r a teacher???

    • @imagez3221
      @imagez3221 3 роки тому

      @@mmmlasagna12 no that's what they say

    • @mmmlasagna12
      @mmmlasagna12 3 роки тому

      @@imagez3221 oh ok

  • @mc-ate-bit3814
    @mc-ate-bit3814 4 роки тому +34

    Supply teacher: If you misbehave, Your regular teacher will know
    Students: How bout i do anyway

  • @professionalpissdrinker5623
    @professionalpissdrinker5623 4 роки тому +37

    Me: finishes homework in class
    Teacher: *"I diagnose you with more homework"*

  • @ronaldmcdonald1396
    @ronaldmcdonald1396 3 роки тому +6

    Meaning of terrorism: the unlawful use of violence and intimidation, especially against civilians
    Dogeball...

  • @itzchris-5879
    @itzchris-5879 4 роки тому +32

    Teacher: *starts reading*
    Classroom: *starts having a conversation with the teacher about something else and not work anymore*

  • @fortunes11
    @fortunes11 4 роки тому +59

    Me:* Sees thumbnail meme as the first meme in the vid *
    Also Me:
    “Impossible”

  • @NXVortex
    @NXVortex 4 роки тому +23

    Me: *laughs*
    Teacher: what are you laughing about
    Me: Nothing
    My brain: LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE

  • @aregularv1ncefan394
    @aregularv1ncefan394 3 роки тому +1

    Fun: exists
    Teacher: peace was never an option

  • @Jesse_636
    @Jesse_636 4 роки тому +14

    Teacher: all dumb people stand up please. Me: *stands up because I feel bad for the teacher* (since she was the only one standing)

  • @auskgd
    @auskgd 4 роки тому +46

    When your teacher says something wrong and you say he is wrong:
    *I used the teacher to destroy the teacher*

  • @brucehc4975
    @brucehc4975 4 роки тому +74

    Gym teacher: *joins other team*
    Girls: "no fair, that's cheating".
    Boys: *They have a cave troll*

  • @thecrap-crap2414
    @thecrap-crap2414 3 роки тому +9

    These aren't just memes they're realitys...

  • @aleksdedi9529
    @aleksdedi9529 4 роки тому +229

    Me: Opening a bag of chips.
    The whole class: ☭
    Edit:Wow guys thanks i never had this many likes
    Edit 2: :O Thanks for 100 likes

    • @foe4675
      @foe4675 4 роки тому +2

      The class: *I'm about to end this mans whole career*

    • @kura2216
      @kura2216 4 роки тому +1

      Communism joke are good for our health

    • @catpillow9130
      @catpillow9130 4 роки тому

      Lol

    • @schuhsuppe7228
      @schuhsuppe7228 4 роки тому

      I heard this comment!

    • @z3ddd
      @z3ddd 4 роки тому

      They be like 🏃 🏃🏃💨💨💨

  • @AustinIsBigMan
    @AustinIsBigMan 4 роки тому +11

    You forgot the
    Bully: *hits me*
    Teacher: ....
    Me: *punches back*
    Teacher: your getting a detention
    Me: but but but

  • @justanotherpersonontheinte4986
    @justanotherpersonontheinte4986 4 роки тому +10

    Girls on P.E: "Ugh I'm so tired....."
    Boys on P.E: *"DANIELS DOWN! GET A GODDAMN MEDIC!"*

  • @thattwopeople4071
    @thattwopeople4071 2 роки тому +1

    Random student in the class “I like school” other students “he’s to dangerous to be left alive.”

  • @teddy_077
    @teddy_077 4 роки тому +19

    Teacher: **turns off light to get everyone’s attention**
    Me: **jumps like an alarm went off**

  • @tanishqarora2647
    @tanishqarora2647 4 роки тому +229

    Cockroach: *Exists*
    14 year old white Billie Eilish Fangirls: *IM ABOUT TO RUIN EVERYONE'S EAR'S CAREER*
    Edit: (I know this is cringy but) OMG GUYS THANKS FOR THE LIKES I'VE NEVER GOT SO MANY

    • @dinorockchick0652
      @dinorockchick0652 4 роки тому +17

      I just step on it.
      Unless it flies. Goodbye, everyone within a 5 miles radius's ears.

    • @tanishqarora2647
      @tanishqarora2647 4 роки тому +2

      @@dinorockchick0652 trueeee

    • @noppio9487
      @noppio9487 4 роки тому +10

      What boys see: *a cockroach living its life*
      What girls see: *satan*

    • @joogthefat979
      @joogthefat979 4 роки тому +5

      More like literally any bug

    • @dinorockchick0652
      @dinorockchick0652 4 роки тому +2

      @@noppio9487 I just see a cockroach, is there something wrong with me?
      (Kidding)

  • @thepleo62
    @thepleo62 4 роки тому +13

    Teachers when a girl wears booty shorts:
    Teachers when I put on my hood:
    *i see you have chosen death?*

    • @guineapigtv5122
      @guineapigtv5122 4 роки тому +2

      Bro same! I’m in that situation all the time

  • @TH-th9ru
    @TH-th9ru 3 роки тому +3

    1:54 where it all began

  • @serdawg4247
    @serdawg4247 4 роки тому +20

    English: *exists*
    Me:
    “I was born at a very young age”

  • @foxprazision1695
    @foxprazision1695 4 роки тому +28

    When your team loses in dodge-ball but there is still 2 rounds left:
    "We may have lost the battle but not the war"

    • @skelet8337
      @skelet8337 4 роки тому +2

      When you think you lost because only the quite kid is left but actually he is a good at dodge ball and 1vall them

  • @vanukas8783
    @vanukas8783 4 роки тому +29

    School: exists
    School shooters: im very disappointed

    • @medobrundo421
      @medobrundo421 4 роки тому

      I'm*

    • @vanukas8783
      @vanukas8783 4 роки тому

      "uh its I'm" are you a teacher or just a nerd???

    • @medobrundo421
      @medobrundo421 4 роки тому

      @@vanukas8783 Well I guess I just like grammar correctness.

    • @vanukas8783
      @vanukas8783 4 роки тому

      Medo Brundo you dont use capital letters in the middle of the sentence.

    • @medobrundo421
      @medobrundo421 4 роки тому

      @@vanukas8783 If it's I, then you do.

  • @erenyeager9966
    @erenyeager9966 3 роки тому +4

    2:32 6ix9ine the snitch