STAN the WATER MAN

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  • Опубліковано 26 гру 2024

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  • @jjswifthd
    @jjswifthd 5 років тому +4603

    "I'm not giving you any crack today. I'm gettin you out of debt"
    *My heart*
    We found best boy.

    • @RaspBerryPies
      @RaspBerryPies 5 років тому +15

      Same!

    • @kamikazeyazzie
      @kamikazeyazzie 5 років тому +25

      I had to say that once in my life, and it wasn't about water, but I wish it was about water.

    • @bmannap7583
      @bmannap7583 5 років тому +11

      We found Best Buy

    • @jordandunlap2848
      @jordandunlap2848 5 років тому +1

      Omg this is funny as hell

    • @steele2015
      @steele2015 5 років тому +24

      Well, at the same time about a minute later he killed a man and robbed his house, so that might fracture that reputation.

  • @newyorkgirl1245
    @newyorkgirl1245 5 років тому +3557

    Jimmy: "There's one in the bedroom."
    Mark: "One what?'
    Jimmy: "An idiot who's about to get robbed!"
    BEST LINE EVER!!

    • @THE_JACOB
      @THE_JACOB 5 років тому +16

      when

    • @kodao.2
      @kodao.2 4 роки тому +31

      1:20:08

    • @raspyturd9420
      @raspyturd9420 4 роки тому +45

      i would say this is the best line...
      Jimmy: O-Oh your into dudes "too"?
      Mark: No NO NO No No the opposite, the opposite.
      I like me a lady.

    • @HiddenRealm
      @HiddenRealm 4 роки тому +31

      Stan*
      Goddamn, did nobody get I M M E R S E D?

    • @Ryomen_Sukuna_But_Russian
      @Ryomen_Sukuna_But_Russian 4 роки тому +3

      23:23

  • @jdtwinkletoes81
    @jdtwinkletoes81 5 років тому +3255

    Stan: I'm a great judge of character, and you seem like a good guy
    Jimmy: wanna buy some crack?

  • @isobelpalk5642
    @isobelpalk5642 2 роки тому +2220

    This is literally Mark's version of a little girl playing Barbies.

  • @breadmore529
    @breadmore529 5 років тому +1886

    My grandkids: Tell us a tale grandpa
    Me: What about the nicest crack dealer in all of Los Santos

    • @timtams_6
      @timtams_6 5 років тому +69

      I think you mean friendliest

    • @SofaPop.
      @SofaPop. 5 років тому +32

      Good ol friendly J

    • @stasiawtf
      @stasiawtf 5 років тому +13

      Friendly J

  • @feshniefox2235
    @feshniefox2235 5 років тому +4255

    Damn, I didn't expect Jimmy from the beginning to stick with you to the end. That was amazing!

    • @rocknroland1
      @rocknroland1 5 років тому +142

      Good ol' Friendly Jim!

    • @KK-tr3ef
      @KK-tr3ef 5 років тому +249

      He is in many more streams as well he’s by far my favorite character in the server

    • @krisymac3514
      @krisymac3514 5 років тому +196

      They legit become best friends in the game

    • @kiaz1st
      @kiaz1st 5 років тому +87

      KK1002 same, Jimmy is definitely my favourite character and I love hanging out in Shrimp’s streams

    • @Reijvi
      @Reijvi 5 років тому +13

      Wait, mark have played this before?

  • @laurenbassett507
    @laurenbassett507 5 років тому +503

    On twitch:
    Jimmy- Shrimp_
    Kiki- MiltonTPike1
    Trooper Emma Dupont- Kinamazing
    Officer Scarlett Winters- Spekel
    Trooper Ripley- TheMatt924
    The old guys that jumped Kiki are called the Prune Gang. Including:
    Eugene- Vader
    Gladys- MickDaInfamous
    Mel- Spaceboy
    (Thanks to replies for providing info).
    This is a GTA5 rp server called No Pixel. It's whitelisted and hard to get into (someone said the applications are currently closed due to backlog). A lot of streamers are on this specific server. If you seach No Pixel on Twitch, most streams have their character name tagged in as well so you can watch from their perspective.

    • @insignia9325
      @insignia9325 5 років тому +11

      Omg finally found the name of the person who voices kiki !!!

    • @RotorRad
      @RotorRad 5 років тому +5

      u forgot emma is Kinamazing

    • @jacobjohnmaloney
      @jacobjohnmaloney 5 років тому

      KIKI IS A MAN! 😮😂

    • @mr.x8468
      @mr.x8468 5 років тому +1

      did mark stream this?

    • @lau12345671
      @lau12345671 5 років тому +1

      @@mr.x8468 yes he did

  • @guppygirl1000
    @guppygirl1000 2 роки тому +1394

    Given that Jimmy's player is a streamer, you know he must be having fun if he's hanging around this weird, water-obsessed guy for so long.

    • @Donald6309
      @Donald6309 2 роки тому +38

      Breaking news: Fun for streamers = "Ha, guy likes water"

    • @zoeylammers3820
      @zoeylammers3820 Рік тому +81

      i wonder if he found out afterwards that it was Markiplier lmaoo

    • @thepotatolord1679
      @thepotatolord1679 Рік тому +118

      ​​​@@zoeylammers3820 he did, I believe in the next episode there's a point where you can see a stream notification on Mark's screen that says that shrimp_ subscribed, which is the streamer who played Jimmy

    • @agirlwholovesgod1645
      @agirlwholovesgod1645 Рік тому +137

      @@zoeylammers3820 moments after they met, he turned his mic off and said to his chat "i think this is markiplier". and started laughing. His POV is on youtube

    • @UncleSamAAAA
      @UncleSamAAAA Рік тому +8

      ​@@agirlwholovesgod1645can you link his pov?

  • @Mr2010forgeben
    @Mr2010forgeben 5 років тому +940

    "That's the difference between you and me Stan... I don't hit my friends."
    *Sad music plays*
    My heart broke

  • @Rewst0n
    @Rewst0n 5 років тому +3233

    "Is that a black belt in wooing?"
    "No, thats my seatbelt."
    Comedy gold

    • @Glorzo
      @Glorzo 5 років тому +30

      Rewston read this right as I watched that bit lol

    • @iii2524
      @iii2524 5 років тому +22

      Holy shit, same, what are the odds

    • @LmfaorozMinecraft
      @LmfaorozMinecraft 5 років тому +4

      Holy shit whats the timestamp?

    • @corbin1157
      @corbin1157 5 років тому +23

      1:45:25

    • @emersyn3783
      @emersyn3783 4 роки тому +1

      hahahaa

  • @youexplode
    @youexplode 5 років тому +965

    kiki and friendly j deserve an oscar for this improvised convo. actual comedy gold

    • @insignia9325
      @insignia9325 5 років тому +114

      Especially kiki when she pulled them over and sang the wire-song

    • @youexplode
      @youexplode 5 років тому +5

      Insignia oh hell yeah

    • @ImJustJorts
      @ImJustJorts 5 років тому +5

      But Kiki just screamed the whole time XD

    • @youexplode
      @youexplode 5 років тому +19

      Shnitzer Weesle i dont think you were paying much attention then

    • @Themonkey8myleg
      @Themonkey8myleg 5 років тому +29

      If I were Jimmy I would be laughing my ass off. Hats off to him.

  • @liamcole2701
    @liamcole2701 2 роки тому +901

    Jimmy going through every single person that Stan’s wife cheated on him with is fucking gold

  • @michellekaragianni375
    @michellekaragianni375 5 років тому +805

    Jimmy: don't tell anyone
    Stan: *gets a phone call*
    Stan: GUESS WHAT JUST HAPPENED

  • @macattack4
    @macattack4 4 роки тому +882

    I'm actually so into that plot though. Jimmy and Stan's friendship, Kiki's appearance halfway through, Jimmy saving Stan from a dark path of drugs, Emma and Bri, Bird Clown and Bear, just the whole story.
    Not to mention Stan's character development as he adapts to the hard life of the city. His innocence ruined as he recovers from his coma, remembering his ex wife and his sweet baby boy Roy the Water Boi and crashes his trucks all around the city. He grew up too fast...

    • @chunky8684
      @chunky8684 4 роки тому +18

      I also love how its the story of a delivery guy and then his friendships and lust for love deviates him from his job, but he's still known as STAN the WATER MAN

    • @thatsithlord9906
      @thatsithlord9906 4 роки тому +3

      Wait so are these random people on the server or his friends?

    • @AdmiralChops
      @AdmiralChops 4 роки тому +1

      Daniel Benitez Randoms.

    • @Mashy8722
      @Mashy8722 3 місяці тому

      Not to mention Jimmy trying to drop subtle hints to Stan that his child issssss prolly not his 😂😂

  • @crow8549
    @crow8549 5 років тому +8048

    As stupid as it sounds I actually got connected to Stan and Jimmys friendship

    • @Judarvis
      @Judarvis 5 років тому +201

      SAAAME lol. I love jimmy

    • @OurSongsArntOver
      @OurSongsArntOver 5 років тому +169

      i totally get it i love jimmy now

    • @inkdemon6065
      @inkdemon6065 5 років тому +230

      It's not stupid. Their friendship is beautiful.

    • @crow8549
      @crow8549 5 років тому +76

      @@inkdemon6065 I apologise, it *is* beautiful

    • @sanjifoodgod5132
      @sanjifoodgod5132 5 років тому +11

      Crow same bro lmao

  • @Lucinjection
    @Lucinjection 2 роки тому +570

    *kiki just casually walking up on jimmy n Stan while they're still arguing*
    Stan: "Maybe- Maybe you're not as good of a friend as I thought!"
    Kiki: *Dramatically Gasps while quickly leaving* "I'll give you guys some space.."
    Yeah Kiki has a comedic talent. I love her.

  • @vikramthampy1005
    @vikramthampy1005 5 років тому +2471

    By day: Stan The Water Man
    By Night: Wheeler the Oxy Dealer

    • @samiegordon6903
      @samiegordon6903 5 років тому +15

      i would like it, but you’re at 69 likes and that’s too good to mess up

    • @TheNutsMan
      @TheNutsMan 4 роки тому +27

      In the hood: Jack the dealer of crack

    • @Zevox144
      @Zevox144 4 роки тому +15

      His oxygen’s contaminated by hydrogen!

    • @nerohaze4458
      @nerohaze4458 4 роки тому +19

      Or Stan Wheeler the Friendly Dealer.

    • @rissadraws4747
      @rissadraws4747 4 роки тому +2

      AMAZING

  • @meggz35
    @meggz35 5 років тому +7494

    To everyone that’s confused about this: this is a new role playing mod for GTA V. You join a server with other players and every player has a character to act out. Yes, the voice chat is all improvised by each player. Yes, the other players realize they are playing with Mark. It is against the rules of the server to break character, which is why nobody says anything about it being Mark - if they did, they could be kicked off of the server.
    If you enjoyed this and want to see more, there are a LOT more hours of Mark streaming this on his Twitch channel, however the full streams include more of Mark being out of character and just figuring out the game, and aren’t just funny interactions from start to finish like this video. Still fun to watch though!
    Hopefully this cleared up some things I’ve seen a lot of people confused about!

    • @hamburgergirl220
      @hamburgergirl220 5 років тому +182

      THANK YOU

    • @meggz35
      @meggz35 5 років тому +43

      Hamburrgergirl you’re welcome! :)

    • @swayzee9811
      @swayzee9811 5 років тому +48

      How do they know it is mark did he tell them

    • @sweetjklol
      @sweetjklol 5 років тому +192

      Thank you very much... I couldn't figure out if it was actual people there in the moment responding to him, or if it was being added after the fact or something, everyone did so well with their characters and were so smooth!

    • @connorplatt3761
      @connorplatt3761 5 років тому +26

      Thank you! How can I join this server

  • @JetX42
    @JetX42 5 років тому +365

    Things to include in the sequel
    - Joining the state troopers
    - Friendly Jimmy
    - Brie
    - A god damn therapist
    Edit:
    - Sweet baby boy Roy
    - Kiki

    • @lordkrythic6246
      @lordkrythic6246 5 років тому +1

      I would legit pay money to see Brie again.

    • @shrimpman4609
      @shrimpman4609 5 років тому +3

      And his sweet baby boy roy

    • @LesliePetersFilm
      @LesliePetersFilm 5 років тому +1

      Hey guys. My mom will buy me a nuclear warhead if i will have 10k happy supporters on my channel. Hope you like what i put out. I love you all!

    • @jeffpeterson756
      @jeffpeterson756 5 років тому +1

      And more robberies

    • @bengalnorr9624
      @bengalnorr9624 5 років тому +1

      Jesse McCree Don't forget Kiki!

  • @chefsbrocatakis831
    @chefsbrocatakis831 2 роки тому +2844

    The fact they brought this up in space with with markiplier legit brought a tear to my eye...

  • @EliteNeko420
    @EliteNeko420 4 роки тому +3536

    "How are you so stupid and so smart at the same time!?"
    That fits mark perfectly

    • @Wessssss21
      @Wessssss21 4 роки тому +191

      "You are letting the dumbest person get away with the smartest thing!" - JackSepticEye about Mark in Among Us.

    • @abic9048
      @abic9048 4 роки тому +17

      @@Wessssss21 I thought of that too 😂

    • @wjjxkskqkw
      @wjjxkskqkw 4 роки тому +5

      nice profile photo 👍 love that comic

    • @tobiuchiha8110
      @tobiuchiha8110 4 роки тому +4

      @@wjjxkskqkw I know what that comic is sadly so uh wtf

    • @CloneLoli
      @CloneLoli 4 роки тому +4

      @@wjjxkskqkw Hentai

  • @LegendOfTamora
    @LegendOfTamora 5 років тому +800

    Why is Stan The Water Man my socially awkward spirit animal

  • @FemboyPepsi
    @FemboyPepsi 5 років тому +541

    Jimmy: YOU DROPPED 37 WATER? NO WONDER YOU PISSED YOURSELF!

  • @strangely240
    @strangely240 2 роки тому +802

    Stan: "I feel morally in-incontinent at the moment."
    Jimmy: "Look a continent is a large land mass."
    god damn that took me out

  • @chokkulatte1363
    @chokkulatte1363 5 років тому +403

    Stan: the nicest crack dealer in all of Los Santos.
    Jimmy: maybe leave that last part ou-
    Stan: the nicest crack dealer in ALLLL of Los Santos.

  • @ultragaming4962
    @ultragaming4962 5 років тому +4524

    Other GTA players: *_Kill everyone and blow up their cars, and dominate the lobby._*
    Markiplier playing GTA: woter

    • @anthonyhero9605
      @anthonyhero9605 5 років тому +60

      Real American Hero 👌

    • @tatumfowler3603
      @tatumfowler3603 5 років тому +108

      Other GTA players: dude... that's not how you play...
      Markimoo: *water.*

    • @NonInterestingDude
      @NonInterestingDude 5 років тому +20

      It's not GTA V it's just the GTA V Files with the different GTA IV

    • @ferrisfamilygaming3876
      @ferrisfamilygaming3876 5 років тому +63

      this isnt normal gta online though. its a rp server. most rp servers have a certain way to behave and act or you risk being banned from the server.

    • @GamingWithHajimemes
      @GamingWithHajimemes 5 років тому +21

      well i mean this is gta roleplay not just your normal online lobby.

  • @eoinschell4721
    @eoinschell4721 4 роки тому +669

    Stan: "I don't remember kiki very well but..." *Continues to describe her with the precision of Edgar Alan Poe*

  • @dangerousrival5026
    @dangerousrival5026 2 роки тому +907

    Jimmy is exactly what i expect out of a gta roleplayer. Dudes obviously a pro, id trust getting crack from him anyday

  • @nagitoaussiemandias
    @nagitoaussiemandias 5 років тому +469

    I cant believe this youtube video about a man named Stan the Water Man has managed to create a universe that canonically explains misclicks, the fact that nobody ever sleeps, and physics-based visual differences

  • @adventuringwithdragons
    @adventuringwithdragons 5 років тому +877

    Jimmy is a goddamn saint.
    Jimmy: "Sweet little sunflower"
    Who even says that?!

    • @AlphadawgomegaloveFOB
      @AlphadawgomegaloveFOB 4 роки тому +7

      Saint jimmy? Green day?

    • @chunky8684
      @chunky8684 4 роки тому +18

      Stan: im going to make the call now!
      Jimmy: ᵃⁿᵈ ᴵ'ᵐ ᵍᵒᶦⁿᵍ ᵗᵒ ᵇᵉ ˢᵒᵇᵇᶦⁿᵍ ᶦⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ᶜᵒʳⁿᵉʳᵎ

    • @Andi-kd8bh
      @Andi-kd8bh 4 роки тому +6

      Ok but Friendly J is adorable

  • @alttany
    @alttany 5 років тому +581

    Jimmy carried Stan like a soldier carrying his fallen comrade out of harms way. God bless Jimmy and Stan's friendship.

    • @focalpoint._
      @focalpoint._ 5 років тому +10

      Stan: /me takes pill of oxy
      Jimmy: *_THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!!_*

  • @chxsitymxlone
    @chxsitymxlone 2 роки тому +328

    My favorite part is 1:46:00 “You dropped 27 bottles of water in right front of her and said ‘boots! Boots! Boots!’ like your Dora the f-cking explorer” LMAO.

    • @elaichi_wtf
      @elaichi_wtf 2 роки тому +5

      What was the streamers name that Jimmy was talking about?

  • @haileecollins873
    @haileecollins873 5 років тому +1183

    Stan Wheeler: New In Town
    a netflix original comedy special

    • @wiggleforp
      @wiggleforp 5 років тому +29

      ima puushem, ima say iiim gayyyyyyy, no no thats too strong

    • @matthewchristeson6589
      @matthewchristeson6589 5 років тому +30

      @@wiggleforp Ok, ok....what am I gonna say? I'm gonna walk up to him..... I'm a puuuuush him. Say "I HAVE AIDS!" No, that's too strong!

    • @petefein
      @petefein 5 років тому +4

      I mean roosterteeth did red vs blue so... It could happen

    • @Fark_Binglington
      @Fark_Binglington 5 років тому +8

      The only reason John had frequent urination is because of how much water Stan gave him

    • @matthewchristeson6589
      @matthewchristeson6589 5 років тому +4

      @@Fark_Binglington Now he is able to get his Mary Jane, unless the dealer is like Friendly Jimmy.

  • @JaredReilly
    @JaredReilly 5 років тому +556

    Jimmy: "You're gonna manage a threesome over there!"
    Stan: "There's gonna be another girl?"
    ...Awkward silence and sirens...
    Stan: "Triplets..."

  • @MikeK313
    @MikeK313 5 років тому +642

    Stan - "I feel morally incontinent at the moment"
    Jimmy - "Look, a continent is a large land mass"

  • @identity-crisis-exe328
    @identity-crisis-exe328 2 роки тому +600

    Jimmy teaching him how to play by saying "use your x muscle" is the most wholesome thing I've seen all year

    • @Verasoul
      @Verasoul 2 роки тому +19

      That's just standard RP lingo. CinnamonToastKen did the same thing when teaching UberHaxorNova's Siz.

    • @jordan.emrys503
      @jordan.emrys503 2 роки тому +10

      ikr, that’s so precious and it made me giggle

    • @identity-crisis-exe328
      @identity-crisis-exe328 2 роки тому +6

      @@Verasoul i love that. I’ll have to watch more RP stuff then

    • @ilikebreadsticks1880
      @ilikebreadsticks1880 2 роки тому +3

      fellow Annus, hello

    • @identity-crisis-exe328
      @identity-crisis-exe328 2 роки тому +1

      @@ilikebreadsticks1880 hello :)

  • @austincoleman1284
    @austincoleman1284 5 років тому +705

    Damn Mark, you took improv classes and jimmy still kept up with you. Props to both of you

  • @kaytea0963
    @kaytea0963 5 років тому +4126

    It was at the moment when Stan dropped 37 bottles of water on the ground and shouted "BOOTS?!" That I knew mark had struck gold with this character

    • @ThatsABitPersonal
      @ThatsABitPersonal 5 років тому +22

      Katie Shumway time stamp please? I must see it!

    • @yungthicks
      @yungthicks 5 років тому +12

      Time stamp?

    • @kaytea0963
      @kaytea0963 5 років тому +81

      The scene starts at around 1:40:00 but the exact line I'm referring to is at 1:40:55
      3:09:09

    • @theycallmethehunter5096
      @theycallmethehunter5096 5 років тому +14

      420 likes, smoke weed every day 🌳

    • @yungthicks
      @yungthicks 5 років тому +6

      Katie Shumway thank you

  • @thecanadiandane7262
    @thecanadiandane7262 4 роки тому +6732

    I love how Jimmy went from: “I’ll just take this schmuck along for the ride” to: “Stan is my brother and I’ll stand by him no matter what” and I think that’s beautiful

  • @ayushchavaan2614
    @ayushchavaan2614 Рік тому +426

    After Iron Lung, i want this to be Mark's next film project 😂😂

  • @catlamp9894
    @catlamp9894 5 років тому +582

    I don't remember what happened before. At the beginning, I was falling, and then my feet found the ground. As I gathered myself, I realized that I had no memories, my mind so incredibly empty of all but one purpose.
    To deliver water

  • @kennedy6779
    @kennedy6779 5 років тому +683

    that was GOLD
    Mark: I feel- I feel incontinent-
    Jimmy: LOOK.... a continent is a large land mass
    Mark: NO INCONTINENT

  • @KuroZe1
    @KuroZe1 5 років тому +878

    Kiki :say silk 5 times
    Stan: silk, silk, silk, silk, silk.
    Kiki:what does cow drink??
    Stan: woter?
    Kiki: *screams in rage*
    Omg I lost it xD

  • @Demi_P
    @Demi_P 2 роки тому +361

    2:11:46
    Jimmy: **makes it very clear to not repeat that he or anyone called Stan a pimp**
    **seconds later**
    Stan: “MY FRIEND JIMMY SAID I WAS A PIMP!”

  • @Ola..
    @Ola.. 5 років тому +355

    "Look, I'm going to be very honest with you, I'm a prostitute. And not by choice"
    LMAO. I burst out laughing in the library. The best part about this roleplay is seeing Stan interact with Jimmy. Who knew Friendly J was also Funny J

  • @michaelurbanec2534
    @michaelurbanec2534 4 роки тому +3250

    “Don’t tell anyone I called you a pimp”
    Mark gets a call: “My friend Jimmy said I’m a pimp”

  • @dumbpostsyearly6126
    @dumbpostsyearly6126 3 роки тому +2650

    kiki: "STAN IF YOU GET IN THAT CAR I WILL SKIN YOU ALIVE"
    Mark: "I am in the car"

    • @allterrainvehicle3613
      @allterrainvehicle3613 3 роки тому +23

      Hes not a masochist

    • @dumbpostsyearly6126
      @dumbpostsyearly6126 3 роки тому +41

      @@allterrainvehicle3613 he’s a Markochist, he just wants to test his limits

    • @thekingpersonal9020
      @thekingpersonal9020 2 роки тому +15

      Who’s mark? There’s only Stan
      STAN IS LOVE STAN IS LIFE STAN IS LOVE STAN IS LIFE STAN IS LOVE STAN IS LIFE STAN IS LOVE STAN IS LIFE STAN IS LOVE STAN IS LIFE STAN IS LOVE STAN IS LIFE

    • @fox-aden7251
      @fox-aden7251 2 роки тому +2

      @@dumbpostsyearly6126
      Yep

    • @CarterHansonlb
      @CarterHansonlb 2 роки тому

      Stan*

  • @saorise28
    @saorise28 2 роки тому +347

    1:41:46 I think the fact that Mark actually had 37 bottles of water amazed the guy so much he broke character for a second😂

    • @RaspBerryPies
      @RaspBerryPies 6 місяців тому +6

      I know right!! You can tell by the way he says it lol

  • @questingchris1699
    @questingchris1699 4 роки тому +673

    Stan: “I have no contacts... you’re the only person I have in my phone.”
    Jimmy: “Oh you saved my number?”
    Stan: “I diiid.”
    I don’t know why but that exchange gets a chuckle out of me every time.

    • @robinbowie8093
      @robinbowie8093 4 роки тому +4

      Timestamp? Trying to find it

    • @thetableoflegend9814
      @thetableoflegend9814 4 роки тому +19

      What makes me laugh is Jimmy being all flustered like “oh thank you. I didn’t save your number”

    • @legobrik
      @legobrik 4 роки тому +2

      @@robinbowie8093 2:29:58

  • @SmolSarahsYT
    @SmolSarahsYT 5 років тому +474

    Give Kiki her own series. "When I find you, Im going to Taxidermy you." is a damn mood.

    • @Varifyr
      @Varifyr 5 років тому +7

      She is intense...

    • @Varifyr
      @Varifyr 5 років тому +5

      2:50:00

    • @tlet3
      @tlet3 5 років тому +13

      The guy who rps her rps on Twitch, I forgot what he’s called but just look up “GTA V RP on Twitch”

    • @Acheria
      @Acheria 4 роки тому +16

      MiltonTPike1 on twitch

    • @ThatDudeWithBoobs
      @ThatDudeWithBoobs 4 роки тому +2

      @@Acheria Thank you, I fucking adore Kiki

  • @ayumi5218
    @ayumi5218 5 років тому +547

    Jimmy: I'm gonna be honest with you, I'm a *prostitute.*
    Me: I know I shouldn't be laughing, but it was just so sudden. 😂

    • @user-md3is4dq2d
      @user-md3is4dq2d 5 років тому +11

      Why shouldnt you be laughing? They said it to be funny

    • @ayumi5218
      @ayumi5218 5 років тому +7

      @@user-md3is4dq2d Oh no, I just meant that prostitution is not something to laugh at.

  • @Woopsleepygremlin
    @Woopsleepygremlin 2 роки тому +179

    I watch/listen to this video at least twice a year. Idk why. Jimmy is a mood and I love how he takes rping just as seriously as Mark, and he's just as good at it too. Touching story, beautiful representation of the power of friendship, love and acceptance. Thank you for helping me study and sleep and get commissions done, Water Man

    • @kaylahendricks3489
      @kaylahendricks3489 2 роки тому +8

      Same. Such a fun video and their commitment to their characters is hysterical. I just finished watching CallMeKevin’s no pixel rp and it’s just as funny if you’re interested in something similar. Instead of Staj the Water Man it’s Grognak the Destroyer Attorney at Law 😂

    • @Woopsleepygremlin
      @Woopsleepygremlin 2 роки тому +2

      @@kaylahendricks3489 I'll have to check that out, miss watching him 😆

  • @kannakamui1023
    @kannakamui1023 4 роки тому +3887

    Why, everytime I leave UA-cam on autoplay, and wake back up, it's always this video, no matter what, I could be watching Reddit readings, and it comes back to Stan, everything I do, it all circles back to Stan.

  • @marogns
    @marogns 5 років тому +489

    Jimmy: "KEEP YOUR VOICE DOWN"
    Stan: "i w o u l d n e v e r f u d g e y o u"

    • @Kassakohl
      @Kassakohl 5 років тому +18

      THE NICEST CRACK DEALER IN ALL OF LOS SANTOS

  • @thrawngames6282
    @thrawngames6282 5 років тому +390

    Kiki: "Yeah, have you ever asked how Stan identifies?"
    *Previously:* "Hi, I'm Stan the Water MAN"

  • @Byeahman
    @Byeahman Рік тому +88

    Since Mark is now seemingly entering the film business with Iron Lung, I seriously hope he makes a Stan the Water Man movie. That would be so much fun.

  • @chickenqueen3251
    @chickenqueen3251 5 років тому +398

    Stan: *freaking out* Friendly J, I need to ask you a question, Is that man going to survive?
    Jimmy: Probably not, I stabbed him really good.
    Stan: *continues to freak out*

  • @IamhereforSmosh
    @IamhereforSmosh 5 років тому +1150

    This was the funniest fucking thing I've ever watched.
    A great movie with a perfect protagonist! Stan's the man!!
    Full immersion, great characters, love, madness, drama, friendship!! I LOVED IT.
    I was laughing so much through all of it.

    • @sophieabbot1023
      @sophieabbot1023 5 років тому +6

      HereforRandL ahaha yes amazing movie would recommend

    • @theflyingdude6523
      @theflyingdude6523 5 років тому +8

      We neeeeeeeed moooooorrrrreeeeeee!

    • @recoil2187
      @recoil2187 5 років тому +10

      We need more of the adventures of Stan the water man and friendly J, the perfect duo! Not forgetting kiki of course

    • @keanukaleikini8866
      @keanukaleikini8866 5 років тому +1

      This is honestly his best Grand Theft Auto video 😂😂😂👌

    • @SkullCrusher757
      @SkullCrusher757 5 років тому +2

      yeah i quite litterally couldnt agree more even if i tried actually i could but then the fabric of reality would implode

  • @ambersolis3720
    @ambersolis3720 4 роки тому +827

    I laughed so much! It was so painful to watch!! Stan: I did give her a compliment. Jimmy: no you pissed your pants threw 27 bottles of water at her and just said “boots, boots, boots”

  • @littlemisshero5447
    @littlemisshero5447 2 роки тому +268

    I miss Stan the water man.. I know in my heart one day mark will bring him back to us. Maybe not today or tomorrow.. but soon. This city needs Stan the water man.

    • @googleirl289
      @googleirl289 2 роки тому +12

      Something something Apollo and his gift of prophecy

    • @kirbcake
      @kirbcake 2 роки тому +17

      Well, looks like you got your wish

  • @JC-sm7tw
    @JC-sm7tw 5 років тому +363

    Jimmy was THE BEST thing about this. Besides Stan ofc.
    Mark needs to do more videos with him he's so freaking funny

    • @kiaz1st
      @kiaz1st 5 років тому +40

      He streams this gta rp pretty often on Twitch, and Jimmy makes regular appearances!

    • @iii2524
      @iii2524 5 років тому +53

      If I learned that Mark and the guy who played Jimmy became friends after this, that would make my entire year

    • @dupsztafion
      @dupsztafion 5 років тому +8

      @@kiaz1st really? then I really must see this bcs. this is comedy gold

    • @kiaz1st
      @kiaz1st 5 років тому +15

      @Bart Part Yup! And you should also check out the guy who plays Jimmy, he’s Shrimp_ on twitch!

    • @random-wv1vg
      @random-wv1vg 5 років тому +1

      Kia Not The Car Does he have a UA-cam? or any other platform?

  • @nael3911
    @nael3911 5 років тому +473

    "Friendly J! Tell me the truth! Is that man gonna survive?"
    "Prob'ly not, I stabbed him pretty good"

    • @mimsydreams
      @mimsydreams 5 років тому +17

      This is the moment I knew I loved this duo.

    • @insane7070
      @insane7070 5 років тому +5

      His twitch is shrimp_

    • @sophieabbot1023
      @sophieabbot1023 5 років тому +4

      This was a beautiful trust moment

  • @wujekmagik1149
    @wujekmagik1149 5 років тому +390

    "Do you want me to... Eat your Ramen?"
    "Stan.... STAN, NO!"
    Im dying XD help me please

  • @ashton7282
    @ashton7282 2 роки тому +112

    Really proud of Stan for his debut role in In Space With Markiplier. He was only in it for a little bit, but he really stole the show. I hope he goes places

  • @Sevenandalso7
    @Sevenandalso7 5 років тому +912

    Mark: “Your a good soul.”
    Jim: “Thanks, want to buy some crack?”

    • @fundiamond2118
      @fundiamond2118 5 років тому +1

      Lol Xd

    • @crabhm5537
      @crabhm5537 5 років тому +3

      ........ Hey............. Hey hey ......... U got some crack?

    • @underscorn
      @underscorn 5 років тому +5

      you're*

    • @geodespeil8276
      @geodespeil8276 5 років тому +1

      Jim Pickens is here! Oh no!

    • @aHumanBeing97
      @aHumanBeing97 5 років тому +2

      Mark: ye... (remembers he’s streaming). WATER IS MY CRACK!!

  • @thrawngames6282
    @thrawngames6282 5 років тому +500

    "I'm feelin real thirsty, I think I might need some Stan water *right from the tap* "

    • @stellapetty3179
      @stellapetty3179 5 років тому +10

      ThrawnGames i loved this part so much always gets we wheezing i can’t😂😂😂😂

    • @JenovaGirzz
      @JenovaGirzz 5 років тому +10

      I WAS SCROLLING WHILE WATCHING AND READ THIS AS IT WAS BEING SAID

  • @nathanhaimson
    @nathanhaimson 4 роки тому +681

    I cannot express how much I love Jimmy and Stan and how quick they just became ride or die. He's so fucking great.

  • @TheThinkingHound
    @TheThinkingHound 2 роки тому +765

    Well, after watching In Space with Markiplier, I guess Stan the Water Man is canonical our dad. Does that make us Roy?

  • @matthewwhite9287
    @matthewwhite9287 5 років тому +757

    Honestly the fact that this is all improvised is amazing, the characters are so well developed. Stan, the outwardly awkward but passionate guy with a motivation to sell water and reconnect with his son. Jimmy, the outwardly cool but internally insecure guy with a low confidence and a want to take Stan under his wing. Just fantastic.

    • @Wafflecop-hm3bd
      @Wafflecop-hm3bd 4 роки тому +60

      Let me tell you that in gta rp every single person takes their character VERY SERIOUSLY that’s why everyone’s so good at this (probably because they have been doing it for awhile as well)

    • @scarecrow582
      @scarecrow582 4 роки тому +20

      heh and then there's Kiki

    • @thesanityghost5342
      @thesanityghost5342 3 роки тому +1

      Yoga

    • @resonance1838
      @resonance1838 3 роки тому +6

      You can't forget the ghosts bro, that was CHARACTER!
      I-
      Wait..

  • @laurenbassett507
    @laurenbassett507 5 років тому +297

    "Stan remember when we were talking about the whole words thing? And how to use them?"
    "Y-yeah"
    "Ok, Choose better ones."
    Lol. The interaction with Kiki was one of the best parts of that stream.

  • @LaneGamesYT
    @LaneGamesYT 5 років тому +1108

    "DO YOU THINK YOU'RE A HARDASS, STAN?" - Kiki
    "I do get hard in nervous situations, but that's neither here nor there." - Stan

  • @kitcustard
    @kitcustard 2 роки тому +233

    the storyline and characters really are perfect. we need a 'stan the water man' 2!

  • @briannajuneau
    @briannajuneau 5 років тому +256

    Mark: *robbing house
    sleeping dude: stabs him
    Mark: *kukaw kukaw!*

  • @eclipselunar8498
    @eclipselunar8498 5 років тому +952

    1:46:21 I literally DIED laughing
    Jimmy: "You dropped 27 bottles of water right in front of her, pointed to her shoes and said: 'bOoTs, BoOtS, bOoTs'. "

    • @scubatuba3294
      @scubatuba3294 5 років тому +35

      I read this comment far before this moment actually happened, but I wasnt ready at all. I was not prepared. The way jimmy said it- everything, it was so fucking funny holy shit

    • @cloaker8362
      @cloaker8362 5 років тому +10

      Point at upper body
      Stan: bOo...

    • @caesarin0
      @caesarin0 4 роки тому +1

      @@cloaker8362 HOLD IT

    • @Lizzy-bear
      @Lizzy-bear 4 роки тому

      But it was actually 37 bottles. lmao

    • @gabrielgalasso4899
      @gabrielgalasso4899 4 роки тому +5

      Jimmy: "Dora the f***ing explorer

  • @BlueKirbyProductions
    @BlueKirbyProductions 5 років тому +477

    Honestly if this was a TV show I would watch every episode.

  • @calebgilstrap5092
    @calebgilstrap5092 Рік тому +33

    21:01 i can't help but appreciate how perfect the timing of that donation was. It starts immediately after the dealership man disappears and stan stops talking. Not only that, but it ends at even better timing too right as the dealer comes back and they start talking again like nothing happened. I love it.

    • @Tralfazz74
      @Tralfazz74 Рік тому +2

      I legit thought that was edited in

  • @jacobs.9797
    @jacobs.9797 5 років тому +457

    "You just dropped, 27 bottles of water in front of her and said, *boots*, *boots*...... *boots*."
    More of this this whole video was immensely entertaining!

    • @kristeneichlinger4419
      @kristeneichlinger4419 5 років тому +4

      Go to his twitch he has a bunch more of these!!

    • @pompador6486
      @pompador6486 5 років тому +3

      Jacob S. If they can make red vs blue a Netflix series then they can make this a Netflix series

    • @dennisparraga9626
      @dennisparraga9626 5 років тому +2

      How to talk to women 101

  • @blissfulspite8828
    @blissfulspite8828 3 роки тому +1873

    stan the man sounds and looks like a guy whos been homeschooled his entire life and was never around any other childrens and his parents convinced him that everyone will be nice to him if he is nice to them

  • @bluekanz9817
    @bluekanz9817 4 роки тому +867

    I don't know why but if im afk for too long UA-cam will inevitably bring me to this video. If I fall asleep I wake up to Stan the Water Man. Why, I don't know. I don't think I want to know. All I know is Stan haunts me if I'm gone for too long

    • @ShadowBorn-hr8dl
      @ShadowBorn-hr8dl 3 роки тому +22

      It's a gift enjoy it

    • @whippydaisy9819
      @whippydaisy9819 3 роки тому +10

      I- same

    • @poofsbing8003
      @poofsbing8003 3 роки тому +20

      Samee I usually fall asleep to game grumps and it eventually leads me here

    • @timelord4514
      @timelord4514 3 роки тому +6

      same

    • @FreakofNature147
      @FreakofNature147 3 роки тому +15

      That's funny, that's why I'm here again. I stopped it from bringing me here 100 times! Just yesterday I thought fuck it and let it play late at night. I paused it when I was tired and came back the next morning to finish it. It's too good.

  • @mrraisintheawsome
    @mrraisintheawsome 2 роки тому +103

    1:10:00 that long pause of Jimmy having absolutely no idea what Mark is on about really got me 😂

  • @mrwillham5393
    @mrwillham5393 4 роки тому +412

    “Friendly J i gotta ask you a question.. is that guy gunna survive?” Jimmy: “probably not i stabbed him pretty good”

  • @BravosBookstore
    @BravosBookstore 5 років тому +512

    Can we all agree that we need more Stan Stories in our lives?

  • @Dr3amW1zard
    @Dr3amW1zard 5 років тому +479

    Stan: "I think I'm ready for that crack"
    Jimmy: "..Wow that was quick".

  • @justaguy1042
    @justaguy1042 2 роки тому +105

    When Kiki first goes, “STAN. HELLOOO, STAAAN!”
    That is so damn funny

  • @ghostofthepresent5237
    @ghostofthepresent5237 4 роки тому +614

    9:52 J: "Thanks! Wanna buy some crack?"
    M: "Ah wup uh. Im mean I gotta save my money for the uh bike."
    1:08:51 M: "I think I'm ready for that crack."
    J: "Wow that was quick."

    • @saletzgy7820
      @saletzgy7820 4 роки тому +10

      Lol

    • @droop8911
      @droop8911 4 роки тому +6

      Do you think they knew they were talking to Markiplier?

    • @cranjismcbasketball4734
      @cranjismcbasketball4734 4 роки тому +8

      Skeeter01 probably, but they most likely never mentioned it bc of server rule I think

    • @pumpkintwig
      @pumpkintwig 4 роки тому +2

      @@saletzgy7820 WILLIAM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @leircrespo9973
      @leircrespo9973 4 роки тому +2

      I think Mark was on crack for the whole vid tho.. or his character TBH.

  • @sopiiii___
    @sopiiii___ 5 років тому +2021

    Dang, Stan. I felt sorry for him when he “broke up” with Jimmy, seriously.
    (Also, this role play was gold.)
    Edit: Two years later, and it's still incredibly funny XD

  • @Warner1929
    @Warner1929 4 роки тому +600

    *Stan* : I appreciate the male form, the bulging biceps, the throbbing torso...I can-
    *Jimmy* : Dude, if you're into guys. That's fine!
    *Stan* : No I'm not into guys. I just can appreciate-
    *Jimmy* : Stan! It's 2019, we're in Los Santos, San Andres. You don't need to worry about it. If you're gay, just say it!
    *Stan* : I'm not gay
    *Jimmy* : Okay, Stan. Whatever you say...
    ......
    *Me: ...OTP*

    • @green-fv7xs
      @green-fv7xs 4 роки тому +18

      2109

    • @evagathash1401
      @evagathash1401 4 роки тому +95

      The person who played Jimmy in this is called "shrimp_" on twitch and I watched his stream when he met Stan. He did, in fact, say that he was willing to go the gay route with Stan and try to hit on him, but he wasn't sure if Mark would be comfortable with that or not, and since it's a very strict rule that in that roleplay server in GTA, players are not allowed to know outside information that their character wouldn't know. But yeah, lmao, it's totally possible that the two characters were gay, or at least Jimmy was.

    • @evalynwatson6631
      @evalynwatson6631 4 роки тому +1

      Evagathash I tried looking it up but I couldn’t find the stream or even a grand theft auto video

    • @alecblair11
      @alecblair11 4 роки тому

      @@evalynwatson6631 check his twitch vods

    • @AlyxDG
      @AlyxDG 4 роки тому

      @@alecblair11 Just checked. Farthest back it goes is 2 months.

  • @joserodiles212
    @joserodiles212 2 роки тому +359

    the trio of Stan, Jimmy, and Kiki is instantly iconic

  • @p1nstark
    @p1nstark 5 років тому +716

    Stan the water man
    The delivery man
    Feeding thirsty men
    Figuring out a plan
    To find a job at manhattan

  • @pepto843
    @pepto843 3 роки тому +1477

    Kiki was underrated, when she walked around the car to speak to jimmy “boom boom boom POW pow fashion” killed me

    • @drekthedestroyer2115
      @drekthedestroyer2115 3 роки тому +48

      I was drinking when she said she would execute both of them and i spit all over my desk

    • @nomadflbh
      @nomadflbh 3 роки тому +18

      But seriously. "Serious diva"

    • @kerisnyder8487
      @kerisnyder8487 3 роки тому +33

      Everything Kiki said was GOLD

    • @CrOzMyHeArT
      @CrOzMyHeArT 3 роки тому +19

      Kiki is a bad bitch and deserves the absolute best

    • @wilburson
      @wilburson 3 роки тому +19

      y’all SLEPT on kiki

  • @isaaccunningham59
    @isaaccunningham59 4 роки тому +499

    Jimmy: you’re sitting next to the master right now
    Stan: you have a black belt in wooing?
    Jimmy: well I have a seatbelt

  • @Ella-pb7pl
    @Ella-pb7pl Рік тому +41

    Years later and this video is still amazing. All the parts with Kiki in it make me laugh so much even now. Milton is so freaking funny.

  • @wormbag80
    @wormbag80 5 років тому +232

    "That's the difference between you and me,....I don't hit my friends"
    Jimmy is best boy

  • @Mcf4742
    @Mcf4742 4 роки тому +567

    Stan’s timeline so far:
    -Violent past his therapist helped him suppress
    -Apparently never touched a woman
    -Had a kid who looks nothing like him
    -Divorce after finding Frederike and his wife, apparently Frederike liked coffee
    -Moves to LS for a taxi job from the Eagle man
    -Apparently schedules a date with Kiki which he accidentally skips due to coma
    -Meets up with the old dude, cocaine in the face, coma.
    -Week later, wakes up with intense hate for coffee and need to impress his waterboy son, shenanigans ensue

    • @Sid369
      @Sid369 3 роки тому +25

      He came to L.S to help them with *water* and to destroy the *DEVILS JUICE* a.k.a Coffee ,Soda e.t.c BUT got a job as a Delivary boy to make some moneys

    • @IzraelGraves
      @IzraelGraves 3 роки тому +3

      Frédéric*

  • @wilshiretheorange6482
    @wilshiretheorange6482 5 років тому +346

    Friendly J: "How was the meditation?"
    Stan the Water Man: "I may have wet myself."
    Friendly J: "Again?!?!"
    Stan the Water Man: "Well the seat was already pissed in!"
    BEST. MOMENT. EVER.

  • @Ushygushy103
    @Ushygushy103 2 роки тому +87

    “YOU WERE CARRYING AROUND 37 BOTTLES OF WATER NO WONDER YOU PISSED YOURSELF”

  • @annaliseoakes1150
    @annaliseoakes1150 5 років тому +436

    Jimmy is not appreciated enough. I’m just saying if he had a UA-cam channel I would definitely sub.

    • @twiharryfan212
      @twiharryfan212 5 років тому +26

      He has a Twitch channel!! shrimp_ is his username!

    • @tinaffable
      @tinaffable 5 років тому +17

      He has a channel here and also goes by shrimp_ although he almost never uploads lol

    • @ghostking4415
      @ghostking4415 5 років тому +1

      I want him to

  • @mokufreeman4692
    @mokufreeman4692 4 роки тому +277

    I love how Jimmy and Stan are arguing about what Incontinency is while standing 6 feet away from the bedroom of a sleeping person they are robbing.

  • @johnpangarakis396
    @johnpangarakis396 5 років тому +354

    This was both the weirdest and most wholesome thing I’ve ever watched

  • @ZombieAndroid
    @ZombieAndroid Рік тому +33

    For everyone interested the guy who plays Jimmy still plays on nopixel, albeit rarely as a different character named Wingle Dan. Kiki doesn't play anymore. While most of the other people who Stan runs into still play. The old people who run into Kiki are Gladys, Eugene, and Mel all still play while the man who played Mel now plays as the very popular James Randal. Lang Buddah still plays and even became a very corrupt mayor for the city after buying the police department.

    • @vierots
      @vierots 11 місяців тому +4

      i'm curious what happened with jimmys streamer, for a while (not sure if it's still like this) he had a rule that you would get banned for mentioning mark or stan /:

    • @ZombieAndroid
      @ZombieAndroid 11 місяців тому +8

      @vierots I think the reason for that is because he has no say in Mark returning or not, so he was always sick of people asking. It ended up ruining the character of Jimmy because every time he played him, it made people want Stan back.

    • @vierots
      @vierots 11 місяців тому +1

      @@ZombieAndroid i had a feeling it was something like that, but didn't want to assume something i wasn't sure of:)