Imagine your whole purpose is being a guardian and protecting like a guard dog and no reward. That’s the golems life like an underpaid guardian or an abused chained guard dog
@@Spring-ness"from the moment you were caught in the skulk's tendrils as an axolotl, you became part of an amalgamation of captured souls the skulk uses for the sole purpose of defending itself." "A hivemind of sorts. When a shrieker detects danger, the skulk will send you in to act as it's immune response to deal with the threat. You are blind, and your hearing is so heightened to the point that most noises sound like someone scraping their nails on a chalkboard. However unlike most other mobs, you have a sense of smell, which allows you to sniff out the possible threat. However since almost all minecraft players *never* shower, their repulsive smell brings you great anger. When you finally dispach the threat, their soul gets added to the collective skulk hivemind, becoming as trapped within as you are now. The many souls stuffed inside your chest absolutely hate their eternally trapped existence, and will bellow out their anger towards anyone beyond your reach" "When a player with a rock on a stick, a string on a stick, or just a player with a death wish finally decides to end your sorry existence; the skulk will simply use the many souls you caught during your tenure to create another Warden in your likeness, or if you were slain near a skulk catalyst, simply bring you back to your cursed existence for a rematch." "To the skulk, you are nothing more than a white blood cell, to be it's shield against intruders, easily replaceable should you somehow fail. Doomed to be trapped in the skulk-warden cycle until someone takes a hoe to the skulk itself and sets you free."
can't be worse than player-created ones, it's just pure chance at that point where will you end up? an iron golem grinder? a flat world where you're just there because player got bored? maybe you might end up in someone's base and you might create fun moments together just kidding, you just ended up in a iron golem farm, bad luck i guess
Actually in the official Minecraft”mobiestiary”(probably didn’t spell it right)it says”the iron golems sort of just appear when a lot of villagers gather around”
Years ago one time I was just walking looking for a village but then I saw an abandoned one and surprisingly the iron golem was alive and he was running at me so I ran
I mean, Iron Golems are also just robots, so they could just not give a shit about being left behind because there isn't advanced enough technology in Minecraft for putting artificial intelligence or feelings into a robot. So uh... yeah
Creeper is way worse. If you are a creeper born, ''You are born as an orphen and kys just to annoy a player''. At least golems are useful. As a creeper, ''All what they'll remember of you is the mess you left behind'' is so sad
Now I feel bad for the iron golem. They should stop protecting the villagers if none of them appreciate it. Sounds like they treat the iron golem the way people treat Luisa Madrigal from Encanto. Imagine the iron golem rebelling and then killing the villagers who mistreated them. At least I’ve seen some videos on UA-cam where a villager was being kind to the iron golem and treating into with respect
Quick question, my brother always tells me people press a with their ring finger and I always thought you press s and w with ring finger and a with pinkey, which is actually normal?
"w" and "s" with ring finger is wild lol at least for me I press "a" with my ring finger and "s" & "w" with my middle finger and I think that's how most people do
A hamburger should be added to Minecraft, bread, steak, tomato, lettuce. Can't be no cheese cause that's on American type crap 😂😂😂, or no tool to make cheese at all
The player is usually the demon who chooses to make life suck for the others, but he can also choose to be an angel and care for the others. I play as an angel. I'm vegan, I upgrade villages to give villagers the best life ever, and I even save zombies with water when the sun comes up.
bro forget about golem farms
theres nothing scary about it. you born, and die not even understanding what happened.
I thought the golem being shredded was a reference to golem farms
Imagine being iron made of golem
Whoever was summoned by that...
BRO DOESNT KNOW HIS PARENTS
@@xerdox_animator what?
I had to use my two remaining braincells to process that comment..... Its still processing
*BrainError.exe*
True
This is why, when I'm not speedrunning, Ieave the golems alone
The saddest thing is that they just replace iron golems rather than just repair them… and that they don’t care…
That's why i always put on my Minecraft that mod that make any smith villagers repair the golem when he's damaged
@@mylesmichel9108that just means you have to hypnotize and shift the timeline enough to make villagers even a little bit empathetic
the mod is called village healthcare btw
and even worse thing that IT IS CHEAPER TO REPAIR A GOLLEM THAN TO RE-BUILD IT!!
That'll be a update in the game
this got recommended to me while I was building my armless iron golem.
😂😂
it sucked to be that iron golem that I built
Imagine your whole purpose is being a guardian and protecting like a guard dog and no reward. That’s the golems life like an underpaid guardian or an abused chained guard dog
Imagine your whole purpose to be a trader with a powerful being making you a slave
@@Chasemcc4096WHY it sucks to be a villager/wandering trader?
😭I was literally crying this is so sad
i feel sorry for the golems now look what they go through 😭
get over it, 3 iron ingots is 3 iron ingots
(dont forget the flower)
@@katyusha408 That's free bonemeal right there
or red dye
@katyusha408 that's crazy 💀
WOMP WOMP LOL ITS JUST 3 IRON INGOTS
u deserve way more subscribers keep going the good work
125K subs lol
You SHouldve Mentioned the Iron farm you get respawned to get murdererd again
thats so sad i'll never look at an iron golem like that again
Exactly I'm like what the fuck!
babe wake up he uploaded another one
1:16 I love how this is a castle in the sky reference
Dream: "womp womp" 💀
make the same series, but why its awesome to be born as
In conclusion, it sucks to be a minecraft mob
Except player itself
Unless you are the warden because it is seldom farmed and most players fly away instead of fighting.
@@Spring-ness"from the moment you were caught in the skulk's tendrils as an axolotl, you became part of an amalgamation of captured souls the skulk uses for the sole purpose of defending itself."
"A hivemind of sorts. When a shrieker detects danger, the skulk will send you in to act as it's immune response to deal with the threat. You are blind, and your hearing is so heightened to the point that most noises sound like someone scraping their nails on a chalkboard. However unlike most other mobs, you have a sense of smell, which allows you to sniff out the possible threat. However since almost all minecraft players *never* shower, their repulsive smell brings you great anger. When you finally dispach the threat, their soul gets added to the collective skulk hivemind, becoming as trapped within as you are now. The many souls stuffed inside your chest absolutely hate their eternally trapped existence, and will bellow out their anger towards anyone beyond your reach"
"When a player with a rock on a stick, a string on a stick, or just a player with a death wish finally decides to end your sorry existence; the skulk will simply use the many souls you caught during your tenure to create another Warden in your likeness, or if you were slain near a skulk catalyst, simply bring you back to your cursed existence for a rematch."
"To the skulk, you are nothing more than a white blood cell, to be it's shield against intruders, easily replaceable should you somehow fail. Doomed to be trapped in the skulk-warden cycle until someone takes a hoe to the skulk itself and sets you free."
You forgot the part where iron golems get used in iron ingot farms
Alternate ending: you were born in an iron farm.
can't be worse than player-created ones, it's just pure chance at that point
where will you end up? an iron golem grinder? a flat world where you're just there because player got bored? maybe you might end up in someone's base and you might create fun moments together
just kidding, you just ended up in a iron golem farm, bad luck i guess
Sometimes while im playing i stop by to heal the golem. Cus im just a kind guy.
Thanks man for the why it sucks to be born as iron golem
Now I lowkey feel bad for the iron golem farm I just created
Bro tried to give flower to a child, ofcourse why wouldn't people think he is a creep lol
they could have just built a wall instead of making an iron golem
the iron golem watching the wither storm approaching his village
Actually in the official Minecraft”mobiestiary”(probably didn’t spell it right)it says”the iron golems sort of just appear when a lot of villagers gather around”
honestly the entire minecraft world is so unbelievably cutthroat it's crazy
You forgot that one sweet player that fixes the golem then the player gets killed by another mob
me who finds a village and heals every single iron golem
as I formal village portector myself i can confirm this.
POV: average conscripted (drafted) soldier
videos like this have to be trending everywhere and it wont stop spamming like skeletons shooting arrows in your cave hunt for diamonds
i keep saying this on these videos alt title can be "why it sucks to be born ANYTHING in the demigurges world" even a virtual one.
Poor Iron Golem! I feel so bad! I am always nice to them.
Years ago one time I was just walking looking for a village but then I saw an abandoned one and surprisingly the iron golem was alive and he was running at me so I ran
Even worse is if the golem spawns in a small area full of Walter flowimg into lava aka an iron golem farm
wonder if any iron golem has ever gone postal
petition for nekoma to make a viedo about a spider's life
Villagers still get payback by players enslaving them and putting them in their farm
Why is it sucks to be born a warden
Make a video on it
im watching this while i stay afk in a golem farm
Can you do piglins next?
Pov:villagers made their own dad and some player murdered their dad
That zombie kill was brutal 1:40
Next video: Why it sucks to be born a Netherite Golem
I mean, Iron Golems are also just robots, so they could just not give a shit about being left behind because there isn't advanced enough technology in Minecraft for putting artificial intelligence or feelings into a robot. So uh... yeah
At this point it sucks to be born as anything 😭💀
Feels a tiny bit like the myth of talos
This probably the most saddest
"Why is it suck to be born as"
Video
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Creeper is way worse. If you are a creeper born, ''You are born as an orphen and kys just to annoy a player''. At least golems are useful. As a creeper, ''All what they'll remember of you is the mess you left behind'' is so sad
@Spring-ness but at least monsters still creepers friend 😭😭😭😭😭
Remember me when you hit 1 mil
Now I feel bad for the iron golem. They should stop protecting the villagers if none of them appreciate it. Sounds like they treat the iron golem the way people treat Luisa Madrigal from Encanto. Imagine the iron golem rebelling and then killing the villagers who mistreated them. At least I’ve seen some videos on UA-cam where a villager was being kind to the iron golem and treating into with respect
Quick question, my brother always tells me people press a with their ring finger and I always thought you press s and w with ring finger and a with pinkey, which is actually normal?
"w" and "s" with ring finger is wild lol
at least for me I press "a" with my ring finger and "s" & "w" with my middle finger and I think that's how most people do
Good video
that was my relation ship.
Tbh we players don't have an particular reason to kill villagers but since this video exist now we have on3
I think "the life of ..." would be better than "why it sucks to be ..." Sounds less sad, not every life in Minecraft has to be sad
Imagine an iron golem golem
Wither would be interesting, bc i actually think it has a great life
Bruh at this point this guy's gonna do "why it sucks to play Minecraft"
Every life in Minecraft is sad 😞
I wonder what it's like for snow golem?
Why do I feel bad now?😢
depressing
u forgot about those in a farm
did you use mine imator
Nope
Make a Video about Why it Sucks to be a Warden
Villagers are lowkey stupid. It takes 4 iron to repair an iron golem and 4 iron blocks to make an entirely new one.
Wow
Is there a mob that has a good life at all
No
Life of silverfish!
resuming this channel: why life sucks-
1:40 Headshot
Nao the red eyes is not the pupils look closely on the black part
Why it sucks to be a silverfish
just woke up and was blessed by a nekoma video 🙏
edit: i cried
Ender dragon nexttt
next ender dragon?
Why it sucks to be a youtuber named nekoma
It feels crazy to be this early
Cool
LOL i love this this is the most satire shit xddd
why only 458 likes? and 4 dislikes?!
Sad
Why is it suck to be suck
Today i killed one and a villager just looked at me while i did it and then proceeded to... Do farmer villager stuff ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I know where you got the idea from 😏
Hi
Hamburger
Very thoughtful
@@mounib..6160 HAMBURGER
@FreshnFake Fried chicken
A hamburger should be added to Minecraft, bread, steak, tomato, lettuce. Can't be no cheese cause that's on American type crap 😂😂😂, or no tool to make cheese at all
i hate villagies
Pls could u try why it sucks to be a ghast
Automaton
900th like!
when is player
The player is usually the demon who chooses to make life suck for the others, but he can also choose to be an angel and care for the others. I play as an angel. I'm vegan, I upgrade villages to give villagers the best life ever, and I even save zombies with water when the sun comes up.
@@DawnshieIdi'm vegan too but i still make the villagers into my traders
(aka slaves)
@@stelsle smh dishonorable
@@DawnshieId anything for the diamond armor
I don’t have any good ideas for the player sadly
Early
pov: how people treat ai