I call that serial killer behavior. I'm afraid that he's gonna hurt someone cause the release of hurting himself has gotten a bit dull. lmfao criminal minds special coming soon?
interestingly, it looks like the kicks at 11:00 were all aimed to where he was last time like, he dives left, then the next shot they kick left and he stays in the centre, then they shoot middle and he dives right, etc
7:10 this is my favourite part of poofs videos. I haven’t finished watching but he has a ridiculous lead to where the video should probably end pretty soon. But the fact there is damn near 10 minutes left and the title of the video is a good indicator that he is about to get screwed by party Phil beyond belief😂😂😂😂
English is not my first language so we had different versions of this, they all rhymed in my native language but they were basically "1st if burnt, 2nd is golden, 3rd are in a forest chasing a sausage..." these sound so goofy in english loool
The mean value of a fair die is 3.5, so for 10 dice 35 is average. Poofesure seemed to get quite a few above that this time but he usually gets below 35 lol.
poof bro i just wanna say you and coryxkenshin have been getting me through my depression big time. You don't even know how much everyday I look forward to watching your videos. They really make me laugh and now-a days I hardly genuinely laugh anymore so...Thank you poof :)
Poofesure at 7:11-7:17:“I just wonder how the game is gonna slow us down now. We have a sizeable lead”. Me checking the duration of the video, seeing that there’s still 9 minutes left: “Oh noes”.
Achshually, it's"First is the worst, second is the best, third is the one with a hairy chest"... It's like that so it rhymes and it's what makes it so easy to remember...
The fact that Poofesure almost finishes every Wii Party game and ends up getting put in last place every single time is enough to convince me Wii Party really is rigged
Wussap poof. I’ve been watching since 2020. Your Mario Kart and Wii Sports videos got me through covid! I honestly really appreciate your channel. Thank you poofesure!
It's written in the holy book of Matt. Chapter 7 "Overwhelming success", verse 2.1 "And lo, Matt did face the admiring crowd and said follow unto me the following commandments. Commandment one - Matt always wins. There are no further commandments so lets party"
is this actually a surprise at this point tho
Play wii party garden gridlock
I love you
Nah it aint
Same
ya
This is the calmest loss…
Either he’s completely defeated,
his blood pressure can’t take it,
or he’s doing something to keep his cool
🍃
He did say he's playing with himself
@@DasGoodSoup weeeeeeeeeed
Probably all of them
@@DasGoodSoup frfr
15:15 the grunts and him saying “knit” had me laughing out loud absolutely amazing 😂
Knit ~ 😩
@@chrism.1749 Them strings makin' me act up... 🧶🥵
i'm still laughing and i am sweating
I'm ngl those noises were sussy
That part made me wHeEze
9:16 he didn’t scream, he didn’t murder another Wii remote, or laugh maniacally. I call that character development
His therapy and anger management sessions are paying off
@@VortexKiller2 fr
He expects it at this point
I call that serial killer behavior. I'm afraid that he's gonna hurt someone cause the release of hurting himself has gotten a bit dull. lmfao criminal minds special coming soon?
@@Thatonefuckinguy ?
"I only play with myself" - Poofesure, December 13th, 2022
Fun fact: This is also Taylor Swift's birthday
How did you know so fast
@@mrlogic7327 He says it in the start of the video
YMCA!
🏳️🌈
"oh no is it a woman? Thank god"
~Also Poofesure, December 13th, 2022
15:11 Wow this man was really into the game
"I only play with myself"
- poofesure, 2022
*YMCA intensifies
@@RiqMoney817 arm muscles intensify
so inspirational
@@Ihaveabasicname Indeed.
I remember him making that exact same joke, Rainbow flag and everything. But I can't remember the video he first did it
Poofesure: Plays 3 MATTS
Also Poof: Is very angry and surprised when he loses
Because he wins almost every minigame
@@danielyuan9862 its so common to him its not even that bad anymore
Super rigged
game is literally iin matts favor
nooo u spoiled the vid I think :(
15:09 bro was playing with one hand I swear
was looking for this comment 💀
the way he just says knit at the end
@@SeptillionSeven knit ~ 😩
hear me out PLEASE
Hahahaha and then “…. knit” at the end 😂😂😂
“I only played with myself” cut to knitting mini game 15:09 😂
I only play with myself
The most iconic line in poof history
More like the most relatable line
@@Yoshisawesome true
@@Yoshisawesome true
@@Yoshisawesome true
@@Yoshisawesome true
Everyone talking about "I only play with myself" but no one talks about Poof literally playing alone :(
Kinda sad if you think about it. He mostly plays alone but sometimes with people but not a wii party game (I think💀).
@@Ax_mlx he does play with people but the thing is it's almost never on the wii except those times with troydan and some other VERY rare occasions,,
@@P_araps Ah,okay thanks.
True. At least it doesn’t seem like he minds much lol
@@uncoolloser6233 Agree.
"There's not much to play on this game... when it's just you"
Fell that as someone who has no one to play with
bro same
So true, especially as a kid who wanted to play with others so badly…
I have friends but they dont llike playing video games like they’re all brain deas
I rented this game out as a kid from the dvd rental and ended up just playing the minigames on their own 💀
15:06 Poofesure has a knitting kink
Girls when they hit puberty: NO IM NOT READY FOR PERIODS!!
Boys when they hit puberty: 15:11
That's true. I did start knitting
Knit!
5:03 „first, the worst,
second, the best
third, the turn
fourth… exist“
Poofesure, 2022
Third the turd*
mm- 😖 mm- 😵💫 mm- 🥴 mmm- 😩 knit!
😭
0:17 I MISSED THE LOUD YMCA MEME😭😭
15:09 poof REALLY enjoys knitting...
0:14 Poofesure always has something very wise and important to say😂
“This is hard to do.”
*knits*
also poofesure:*moaning*
Is no one gonna talk about the very peculiar sounds Poof makes at 15:08?
half of the comments are mentioning that lol
I think the word your looking for is suggestive, not peculiar 🤭
@@subekennedy9554 I tried to put it lightly…
interestingly, it looks like the kicks at 11:00 were all aimed to where he was last time
like, he dives left, then the next shot they kick left and he stays in the centre, then they shoot middle and he dives right, etc
7:15 “we have a sizeable lead. Johnny sins sizeable.” Poor poof
7:10 this is my favourite part of poofs videos. I haven’t finished watching but he has a ridiculous lead to where the video should probably end pretty soon. But the fact there is damn near 10 minutes left and the title of the video is a good indicator that he is about to get screwed by party Phil beyond belief😂😂😂😂
8:58 my gut instinct was correct😂
"It blows that they made this game so you have to have friends" sums up my life pretty well.
“i only play with myself”
best poof quote to end the year
“I only play with myself” poofified classic quote
Poof went back 139 spaces in his first wii party u video, now he moved back 148.
"This game forces you to have friends"
Can we get an F for poof's imaginary friends
F
F for Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends.
8:58 That had to be one of the most painful experiences to happen💀
He's asking where Green Matt is.
He probably didn't wanna know.
I wouldn't.
@@the-boy-of-a-thousand-nameslmao
He went back nearly 150 spaces
@@anonymoususer2756wow
"I only play with myself"
Close your eyes at 15:11
"I just want to throw a fricken ninja star at everybody" -Proofesure, December 13 2022
long-time fans aren't even surprised at this point
no one’s surprised at this point
When Poof starts off with the line “i only play with myself” in the first 30 seconds. You *know* it’s gonna be a good one
Absolutely golden 🙏🏼 I’ve been binge watching your videos and then you surprised me w/ a new upload
Thank you, Mr. Poof !!!!
ngl i was rewatching your older wii party u vids and lowkey wanted a new one. thanks for uploading; it makes my night 💜
Poof is the only person that can get me to watch another video at 11:30 at night the night before my chemistry midterm
I feel you. Except mines marketing so not nearly as bad. Good luck on yours.
@@nolan13 thanks good luck on yours too 👍
Eyyy my Chem final is tomorrow too. Good luck to you both!
Wishing luck on of all you 🎉
Let’s get this bread 🙏🏼
Go to bed
5:15 If you mean like "1st is the worst, 2nd is the best, 3rd is the one with the treasure chest?" Then yes.
Mine was 3rd is the one with the hairy chest
Mine was "third is the one with the golden chest"
I think mine was third the golden bird at some point lol
English is not my first language so we had different versions of this, they all rhymed in my native language but they were basically "1st if burnt, 2nd is golden, 3rd are in a forest chasing a sausage..." these sound so goofy in english loool
I already knew Poof was gonna have a bad time when I saw how well the game was treating him in the beginning. I was waiting for the fuckening. 😂
It blows my mind that wii party U can be made harder and more unfair by playing with 3 Mats
7:12 "i wonder how the games gon-" *9 MINUTES LEFT*
"I have a sizeable lead"
*Looks at title*
The gay pride flag is my favorite running joke, especially because it isn't overused. You never expect it.
This man never fails to make me laugh.
i completely agree, man.
when poof got all the way back to green matt, i didnt even wait for poof to rage quit, I rage quitted myself💀
The mean value of a fair die is 3.5, so for 10 dice 35 is average. Poofesure seemed to get quite a few above that this time but he usually gets below 35 lol.
but i mean this game it definitely all got offset by the fact that he went back 100+ spaces
4:16 - And just to prove that, he just lost before even playing.
Been falling asleep to your videos every night for years some how relaxing
😄😄😄
Poor poof, he had such a promising lead
poof bro i just wanna say you and coryxkenshin have been getting me through my depression big time. You don't even know how much everyday I look forward to watching your videos. They really make me laugh and now-a days I hardly genuinely laugh anymore so...Thank you poof :)
I'm going through a sad time in life but knowing God is with me I can do anything man So stay strong my Brother
No matter what rocket you land on, you will always be 111 spaces away. That’s how it works.
Poof: *getting mad over the soccer minigame*
ad: it's gonna be loud, it's gonna be noisy
That saucer 9 minutes in was the most he has ever gone back I'm sure
I love how Alfonso just high fives red Matt while you’re having conversation about the game and just not noticing at that part ( 16:11 )
during my childhood it was "1st is the worst, 2nd is the best, and 3rd is the one with the hairy chest"
"I only play with myself"
I knew it
"What difficulty are you playing on?"
MATT.
15:20 holy shit if he was Yellow Matt he would have been so pissed because Yellow Matt should have got second
Yellow Matt was probably raging
I love how Green and Yellow Matt have completely normal names while poor Red Matt is called “FatHogMatt” it’s so sad but hilarious
Even Poof knew that everything started to fall apart when he got second place in a minigame for the first time
14:50 He keeps getting five fewer than the required amount.
I can't win: a hobbit's tale by Poofesure.
Poofesure at 7:11-7:17:“I just wonder how the game is gonna slow us down now. We have a sizeable lead”.
Me checking the duration of the video, seeing that there’s still 9 minutes left:
“Oh noes”.
0:18 - You are just lucky I wasn't going to sleep yet.
I see your comments everywhere
@@I_.-NHELV-._I Good for you! No one sees them on Skylight Awakens.
thank god he said the "play with myself" joke from when we first met
3:43 that rocket boost you up 30 spaces. So basically, that rocket is a rip off
As soon as I saw the rocket immediately assumes he would get a ufo and go all the way behind
5:10 yes, I do remember but not third… they got the hairy chest
“first is the worst, second is the best, third is the one with the hairy chest”
3:11 - Best roll of the episode!
7:40 - Every time time he says that, PAUSE!
“knits”
- poofesure 2022
9:00 "the saucer might run out of gas"
this murdered me faster than your wii remotes were
Poof: I only play with myself
YMCA plays with rainbow background
I couldnt keep a straight face listening to you moan 😂😂😭😭 15:09
15:08 When I heard this I was like 💀
Poofesure calm after a loss like that is scary, we can imagine the freak out next video
“This is what I like to choke in even thought it’s not that hard”
"I only play with myself"
~Poofesure,
December 13th 2022
"I only play with myself"
He like me fr
10:34
"Idk i was just hoping he'd shoot it at me" Proceeds to shoot it right at you LMAO
The only difference between this vid and older vids, only the uploaded date 😂😂
10:19 They Always shot where you went for the last shot (except the first one of course)
The reason that he's so calm is because he has been playing with himself...
Achshually, it's"First is the worst, second is the best, third is the one with a hairy chest"... It's like that so it rhymes and it's what makes it so easy to remember...
The fact that Poofesure almost finishes every Wii Party game and ends up getting put in last place every single time is enough to convince me Wii Party really is rigged
"as long as no one picks Mario hat I'm safe".
Everyone comes out wearing Mario hat
Wussap poof. I’ve been watching since 2020. Your Mario Kart and Wii Sports videos got me through covid! I honestly really appreciate your channel. Thank you poofesure!
its not a surprise, matt is unbeatable
what is this, Discount Mario Party?
Poor Man's Mario Party?
Pario Marty?
think about it this way poof, you never sim but you ALWAYS lose. think of it positively 😊
3:42 Poof you went from 142 to 111 spaces; the rocket is a set position though. No matter which rocket space you land on you always go to 111
Yo this the earliest I have ever been to a poof video I’m truly proud
5:17 I remember it being "First is the worst, second is the best, third is the one with the golden/hairy chest"
At least beef boss finally has the most length.
After years of watching Poof's Wii Party U vids I got a Wii U myself.
It IS much harder than Wii Party.
Not even raging, just bitterly resigned to his fate. Matt has broken poof.
It's written in the holy book of Matt. Chapter 7 "Overwhelming success", verse 2.1 "And lo, Matt did face the admiring crowd and said follow unto me the following commandments. Commandment one - Matt always wins. There are no further commandments so lets party"
I'm glad to see the rainbow edit gag is still around.