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  • @Poofesure
    @Poofesure  2 роки тому +2708

    is this actually a surprise at this point tho

  • @Sp3ctralI
    @Sp3ctralI 2 роки тому +3007

    This is the calmest loss…
    Either he’s completely defeated,
    his blood pressure can’t take it,
    or he’s doing something to keep his cool

  • @jonmann4980
    @jonmann4980 2 роки тому +1022

    15:15 the grunts and him saying “knit” had me laughing out loud absolutely amazing 😂

    • @chrism.1749
      @chrism.1749 2 роки тому +188

      Knit ~ 😩

    • @notYourBro44
      @notYourBro44 2 роки тому +96

      @@chrism.1749 Them strings makin' me act up... 🧶🥵

    • @safeuske3007
      @safeuske3007 2 роки тому +28

      i'm still laughing and i am sweating

    • @hhjjnggk6046
      @hhjjnggk6046 2 роки тому +55

      I'm ngl those noises were sussy

    • @annamae0011
      @annamae0011 2 роки тому +14

      That part made me wHeEze

  • @Sp3ctralI
    @Sp3ctralI 2 роки тому +2135

    9:16 he didn’t scream, he didn’t murder another Wii remote, or laugh maniacally. I call that character development

    • @VortexKiller2
      @VortexKiller2 2 роки тому +206

      His therapy and anger management sessions are paying off

    • @DEADCOLABOT
      @DEADCOLABOT 2 роки тому +16

      @@VortexKiller2 fr

    • @swordman128
      @swordman128 2 роки тому +66

      He expects it at this point

    • @Thatonefuckinguy
      @Thatonefuckinguy 2 роки тому +35

      I call that serial killer behavior. I'm afraid that he's gonna hurt someone cause the release of hurting himself has gotten a bit dull. lmfao criminal minds special coming soon?

    • @killthepandas.
      @killthepandas. 2 роки тому

      @@Thatonefuckinguy ?

  • @mricci07
    @mricci07 2 роки тому +4233

    "I only play with myself" - Poofesure, December 13th, 2022
    Fun fact: This is also Taylor Swift's birthday

    • @mrlogic7327
      @mrlogic7327 2 роки тому +50

      How did you know so fast

    • @mricci07
      @mricci07 2 роки тому +58

      @@mrlogic7327 He says it in the start of the video

    • @LieutenantLysol
      @LieutenantLysol 2 роки тому +33

      YMCA!

    • @laionyure
      @laionyure 2 роки тому +53

      🏳️‍🌈

    • @rexvermis
      @rexvermis 2 роки тому +68

      "oh no is it a woman? Thank god"
      ~Also Poofesure, December 13th, 2022

  • @PurpleXTiger9
    @PurpleXTiger9 2 роки тому +347

    15:11 Wow this man was really into the game

  • @martymoomcfarty
    @martymoomcfarty 2 роки тому +890

    "I only play with myself"
    - poofesure, 2022

    • @RiqMoney817
      @RiqMoney817 2 роки тому +24

      *YMCA intensifies

    • @VortexKiller2
      @VortexKiller2 2 роки тому +6

      @@RiqMoney817 arm muscles intensify

    • @Ihaveabasicname
      @Ihaveabasicname 2 роки тому +4

      so inspirational

    • @Ax_mlx
      @Ax_mlx 2 роки тому +1

      @@Ihaveabasicname Indeed.

    • @PhantomAarantula
      @PhantomAarantula 2 роки тому +11

      I remember him making that exact same joke, Rainbow flag and everything. But I can't remember the video he first did it

  • @tomtrapp6738
    @tomtrapp6738 2 роки тому +1162

    Poofesure: Plays 3 MATTS
    Also Poof: Is very angry and surprised when he loses

    • @danielyuan9862
      @danielyuan9862 2 роки тому +32

      Because he wins almost every minigame

    • @Pamda97
      @Pamda97 2 роки тому +8

      @@danielyuan9862 its so common to him its not even that bad anymore

    • @Pamda97
      @Pamda97 2 роки тому +15

      Super rigged

    • @Azazel0183
      @Azazel0183 2 роки тому +9

      game is literally iin matts favor

    • @TreeDocs
      @TreeDocs 2 роки тому

      nooo u spoiled the vid I think :(

  • @germzzs
    @germzzs 2 роки тому +525

    15:09 bro was playing with one hand I swear

    • @gummyloo8353
      @gummyloo8353 2 роки тому +70

      was looking for this comment 💀

    • @SeptillionSeven
      @SeptillionSeven 2 роки тому +61

      the way he just says knit at the end

    • @chrism.1749
      @chrism.1749 2 роки тому +55

      @@SeptillionSeven knit ~ 😩

    • @RIA-wv9ni
      @RIA-wv9ni Рік тому +19

      hear me out PLEASE

    • @TS1r731
      @TS1r731 7 місяців тому

      Hahahaha and then “…. knit” at the end 😂😂😂

  • @alittlekittycat21
    @alittlekittycat21 2 роки тому +151

    “I only played with myself” cut to knitting mini game 15:09 😂

  • @Supreme-Fishy
    @Supreme-Fishy 2 роки тому +616

    I only play with myself
    The most iconic line in poof history

  • @ChepettsYT
    @ChepettsYT 2 роки тому +601

    Everyone talking about "I only play with myself" but no one talks about Poof literally playing alone :(

    • @Ax_mlx
      @Ax_mlx 2 роки тому +55

      Kinda sad if you think about it. He mostly plays alone but sometimes with people but not a wii party game (I think💀).

    • @P_araps
      @P_araps 2 роки тому +41

      @@Ax_mlx he does play with people but the thing is it's almost never on the wii except those times with troydan and some other VERY rare occasions,,

    • @Ax_mlx
      @Ax_mlx 2 роки тому +3

      @@P_araps Ah,okay thanks.

    • @uncoolloser6233
      @uncoolloser6233 2 роки тому +18

      True. At least it doesn’t seem like he minds much lol

    • @Ax_mlx
      @Ax_mlx 2 роки тому +2

      @@uncoolloser6233 Agree.

  • @kirbothememe
    @kirbothememe 2 роки тому +211

    "There's not much to play on this game... when it's just you"
    Fell that as someone who has no one to play with

    • @Nintendo_nerd_64
      @Nintendo_nerd_64 2 роки тому +4

      bro same

    • @thebrightstartt9294
      @thebrightstartt9294 2 роки тому

      So true, especially as a kid who wanted to play with others so badly…

    • @bubaaaaaaaaa
      @bubaaaaaaaaa 2 роки тому

      I have friends but they dont llike playing video games like they’re all brain deas

    • @zoruasnivy
      @zoruasnivy 2 роки тому

      I rented this game out as a kid from the dvd rental and ended up just playing the minigames on their own 💀

  • @J316-o5j
    @J316-o5j 2 роки тому +42

    15:06 Poofesure has a knitting kink

  • @adriananimates7448
    @adriananimates7448 2 роки тому +80

    Girls when they hit puberty: NO IM NOT READY FOR PERIODS!!
    Boys when they hit puberty: 15:11

  • @etereneri
    @etereneri 2 роки тому +21

    5:03 „first, the worst,
    second, the best
    third, the turn
    fourth… exist“
    Poofesure, 2022

    • @swaggyamw
      @swaggyamw 7 місяців тому

      Third the turd*

  • @datguy8460
    @datguy8460 2 роки тому +30

    mm- 😖 mm- 😵‍💫 mm- 🥴 mmm- 😩 knit!

  • @BabyDigi
    @BabyDigi 2 роки тому +25

    0:17 I MISSED THE LOUD YMCA MEME😭😭

  • @STEVOBRADING
    @STEVOBRADING 2 роки тому +9

    15:09 poof REALLY enjoys knitting...

  • @CharlesTCambron
    @CharlesTCambron 2 роки тому +98

    0:14 Poofesure always has something very wise and important to say😂

  • @selenagarzaprieto9282
    @selenagarzaprieto9282 2 роки тому +66

    “This is hard to do.”
    *knits*
    also poofesure:*moaning*

  • @SenseiblueTheCatboy
    @SenseiblueTheCatboy 2 роки тому +130

    Is no one gonna talk about the very peculiar sounds Poof makes at 15:08?

    • @P_araps
      @P_araps 2 роки тому +23

      half of the comments are mentioning that lol

    • @subekennedy9554
      @subekennedy9554 Рік тому +7

      I think the word your looking for is suggestive, not peculiar 🤭

    • @SenseiblueTheCatboy
      @SenseiblueTheCatboy Рік тому +5

      @@subekennedy9554 I tried to put it lightly…

  • @halt1931
    @halt1931 2 роки тому +9

    interestingly, it looks like the kicks at 11:00 were all aimed to where he was last time
    like, he dives left, then the next shot they kick left and he stays in the centre, then they shoot middle and he dives right, etc

  • @NeverSurrenderAttire
    @NeverSurrenderAttire 2 роки тому +11

    7:15 “we have a sizeable lead. Johnny sins sizeable.” Poor poof

  • @Mcdavidsburner
    @Mcdavidsburner 2 роки тому +86

    7:10 this is my favourite part of poofs videos. I haven’t finished watching but he has a ridiculous lead to where the video should probably end pretty soon. But the fact there is damn near 10 minutes left and the title of the video is a good indicator that he is about to get screwed by party Phil beyond belief😂😂😂😂

    • @Mcdavidsburner
      @Mcdavidsburner 2 роки тому +5

      8:58 my gut instinct was correct😂

  • @arkjag2991
    @arkjag2991 2 роки тому +38

    "It blows that they made this game so you have to have friends" sums up my life pretty well.

  • @gissellemartinez-thomas5344
    @gissellemartinez-thomas5344 2 роки тому +27

    “i only play with myself”
    best poof quote to end the year

  • @X_A_V_I_E_R_9_9
    @X_A_V_I_E_R_9_9 2 роки тому +31

    “I only play with myself” poofified classic quote

  • @ReeseDavidson
    @ReeseDavidson 2 роки тому +20

    Poof went back 139 spaces in his first wii party u video, now he moved back 148.

  • @313dz
    @313dz 2 роки тому +76

    "This game forces you to have friends"
    Can we get an F for poof's imaginary friends

  • @Ax_mlx
    @Ax_mlx 2 роки тому +38

    8:58 That had to be one of the most painful experiences to happen💀

  • @adamjohnson3720
    @adamjohnson3720 2 роки тому +17

    "I only play with myself"
    Close your eyes at 15:11

  • @SawyerGM
    @SawyerGM 2 роки тому +12

    "I just want to throw a fricken ninja star at everybody" -Proofesure, December 13 2022

  • @harukafan69420
    @harukafan69420 2 роки тому +25

    long-time fans aren't even surprised at this point

    • @lemon66111
      @lemon66111 2 роки тому +1

      no one’s surprised at this point

  • @MysticTheUnicorn
    @MysticTheUnicorn 2 роки тому +7

    When Poof starts off with the line “i only play with myself” in the first 30 seconds. You *know* it’s gonna be a good one

  • @pansita1001
    @pansita1001 2 роки тому +8

    Absolutely golden 🙏🏼 I’ve been binge watching your videos and then you surprised me w/ a new upload
    Thank you, Mr. Poof !!!!

  • @iforgot-
    @iforgot- 2 роки тому +12

    ngl i was rewatching your older wii party u vids and lowkey wanted a new one. thanks for uploading; it makes my night 💜

  • @TBone31
    @TBone31 2 роки тому +128

    Poof is the only person that can get me to watch another video at 11:30 at night the night before my chemistry midterm

    • @nolan13
      @nolan13 2 роки тому +8

      I feel you. Except mines marketing so not nearly as bad. Good luck on yours.

    • @TBone31
      @TBone31 2 роки тому +4

      @@nolan13 thanks good luck on yours too 👍

    • @baileyp4158
      @baileyp4158 2 роки тому +6

      Eyyy my Chem final is tomorrow too. Good luck to you both!

    • @pansita1001
      @pansita1001 2 роки тому +3

      Wishing luck on of all you 🎉
      Let’s get this bread 🙏🏼

    • @AJX-2
      @AJX-2 2 роки тому

      Go to bed

  • @ttstrikehilariousdude
    @ttstrikehilariousdude 2 роки тому +37

    5:15 If you mean like "1st is the worst, 2nd is the best, 3rd is the one with the treasure chest?" Then yes.

    • @ilov3mys3lf100
      @ilov3mys3lf100 2 роки тому +13

      Mine was 3rd is the one with the hairy chest

    • @blanche__
      @blanche__ 2 роки тому +2

      Mine was "third is the one with the golden chest"

    • @_WeatherBoy_111
      @_WeatherBoy_111 4 місяці тому

      I think mine was third the golden bird at some point lol

    • @Just_Mila
      @Just_Mila 2 місяці тому +1

      English is not my first language so we had different versions of this, they all rhymed in my native language but they were basically "1st if burnt, 2nd is golden, 3rd are in a forest chasing a sausage..." these sound so goofy in english loool

  • @maximumwesley
    @maximumwesley 2 роки тому +27

    I already knew Poof was gonna have a bad time when I saw how well the game was treating him in the beginning. I was waiting for the fuckening. 😂

  • @Sakurao
    @Sakurao 2 роки тому +50

    It blows my mind that wii party U can be made harder and more unfair by playing with 3 Mats

  • @aestronk-hungryball
    @aestronk-hungryball Рік тому +1

    7:12 "i wonder how the games gon-" *9 MINUTES LEFT*

  • @DetectiveJones
    @DetectiveJones 2 роки тому +9

    "I have a sizeable lead"
    *Looks at title*

  • @abigbutterstick1780
    @abigbutterstick1780 2 роки тому +3

    The gay pride flag is my favorite running joke, especially because it isn't overused. You never expect it.

  • @AlexRailfanner
    @AlexRailfanner 2 роки тому +156

    This man never fails to make me laugh.

  • @lechilaquil2591
    @lechilaquil2591 2 роки тому +7

    when poof got all the way back to green matt, i didnt even wait for poof to rage quit, I rage quitted myself💀

  • @tom13king
    @tom13king 2 роки тому +22

    The mean value of a fair die is 3.5, so for 10 dice 35 is average. Poofesure seemed to get quite a few above that this time but he usually gets below 35 lol.

    • @Polyeith
      @Polyeith 2 роки тому +4

      but i mean this game it definitely all got offset by the fact that he went back 100+ spaces

  • @the-boy-of-a-thousand-names
    @the-boy-of-a-thousand-names 2 роки тому +7

    4:16 - And just to prove that, he just lost before even playing.

  • @jacobbelcher375
    @jacobbelcher375 2 роки тому +10

    Been falling asleep to your videos every night for years some how relaxing

  • @Glizard-Wizard
    @Glizard-Wizard 2 роки тому +18

    Poor poof, he had such a promising lead

  • @ODessa002
    @ODessa002 2 роки тому +37

    poof bro i just wanna say you and coryxkenshin have been getting me through my depression big time. You don't even know how much everyday I look forward to watching your videos. They really make me laugh and now-a days I hardly genuinely laugh anymore so...Thank you poof :)

    • @brysonduncan891
      @brysonduncan891 2 роки тому +5

      I'm going through a sad time in life but knowing God is with me I can do anything man So stay strong my Brother

  • @ReeseDavidson
    @ReeseDavidson 2 роки тому +6

    No matter what rocket you land on, you will always be 111 spaces away. That’s how it works.

  • @ThePipofDespair
    @ThePipofDespair 2 роки тому +1

    Poof: *getting mad over the soccer minigame*
    ad: it's gonna be loud, it's gonna be noisy

  • @long_strong8843
    @long_strong8843 Рік тому +1

    That saucer 9 minutes in was the most he has ever gone back I'm sure

  • @JumaBoi06
    @JumaBoi06 2 роки тому +7

    I love how Alfonso just high fives red Matt while you’re having conversation about the game and just not noticing at that part ( 16:11 )

  • @kaelahorne8856
    @kaelahorne8856 2 роки тому +1

    during my childhood it was "1st is the worst, 2nd is the best, and 3rd is the one with the hairy chest"

  • @couragedadawg6210
    @couragedadawg6210 2 роки тому +3

    "I only play with myself"
    I knew it

  • @DragoNate
    @DragoNate 2 роки тому +1

    "What difficulty are you playing on?"
    MATT.

  • @HowellSzn
    @HowellSzn 2 роки тому +9

    15:20 holy shit if he was Yellow Matt he would have been so pissed because Yellow Matt should have got second

    • @prime_231
      @prime_231 8 місяців тому

      Yellow Matt was probably raging

  • @Yoshisawesome
    @Yoshisawesome 2 роки тому +3

    I love how Green and Yellow Matt have completely normal names while poor Red Matt is called “FatHogMatt” it’s so sad but hilarious

  • @cristiangomezmontt6248
    @cristiangomezmontt6248 2 роки тому +7

    Even Poof knew that everything started to fall apart when he got second place in a minigame for the first time

  • @danielbuddenmusic1502
    @danielbuddenmusic1502 2 роки тому +5

    14:50 He keeps getting five fewer than the required amount.

  • @yandereneko5523
    @yandereneko5523 2 роки тому +2

    I can't win: a hobbit's tale by Poofesure.

  • @joaquimpower477
    @joaquimpower477 2 роки тому +1

    Poofesure at 7:11-7:17:“I just wonder how the game is gonna slow us down now. We have a sizeable lead”.
    Me checking the duration of the video, seeing that there’s still 9 minutes left:
    “Oh noes”.

  • @the-boy-of-a-thousand-names
    @the-boy-of-a-thousand-names 2 роки тому +1

    0:18 - You are just lucky I wasn't going to sleep yet.

  • @tracer2328
    @tracer2328 2 роки тому +1

    thank god he said the "play with myself" joke from when we first met

  • @carterkoning1214
    @carterkoning1214 11 місяців тому +2

    3:43 that rocket boost you up 30 spaces. So basically, that rocket is a rip off

  • @someperson1549
    @someperson1549 2 роки тому +2

    As soon as I saw the rocket immediately assumes he would get a ufo and go all the way behind

  • @theastonvillaseal585
    @theastonvillaseal585 2 роки тому +6

    5:10 yes, I do remember but not third… they got the hairy chest

  • @JoshTheHod
    @JoshTheHod 5 місяців тому +1

    “first is the worst, second is the best, third is the one with the hairy chest”

  • @the-boy-of-a-thousand-names
    @the-boy-of-a-thousand-names 2 роки тому +5

    3:11 - Best roll of the episode!

  • @the-boy-of-a-thousand-names
    @the-boy-of-a-thousand-names 2 роки тому +3

    7:40 - Every time time he says that, PAUSE!

  • @ant51006
    @ant51006 2 роки тому +1

    “knits”
    - poofesure 2022

  • @warmwater9509
    @warmwater9509 Рік тому

    9:00 "the saucer might run out of gas"
    this murdered me faster than your wii remotes were

  • @cliffordowens4890
    @cliffordowens4890 2 роки тому +7

    Poof: I only play with myself
    YMCA plays with rainbow background

  • @zxflora8747
    @zxflora8747 2 роки тому +6

    I couldnt keep a straight face listening to you moan 😂😂😭😭 15:09

  • @magmacrash7483
    @magmacrash7483 2 роки тому +2

    15:08 When I heard this I was like 💀

  • @bjblade307
    @bjblade307 2 роки тому +3

    Poofesure calm after a loss like that is scary, we can imagine the freak out next video

  • @hotkokosart
    @hotkokosart 2 роки тому +1

    “This is what I like to choke in even thought it’s not that hard”

  • @dumbldawg744
    @dumbldawg744 2 роки тому

    "I only play with myself"
    ~Poofesure,
    December 13th 2022

  • @darkdomz
    @darkdomz 2 роки тому +2

    "I only play with myself"
    He like me fr

  • @justaguy2961
    @justaguy2961 2 роки тому +1

    10:34
    "Idk i was just hoping he'd shoot it at me" Proceeds to shoot it right at you LMAO

  • @JJstopmotion
    @JJstopmotion 2 роки тому +1

    The only difference between this vid and older vids, only the uploaded date 😂😂

  • @barmyjes3177
    @barmyjes3177 2 роки тому +5

    10:19 They Always shot where you went for the last shot (except the first one of course)

  • @krakenkrispykremelivinthedream
    @krakenkrispykremelivinthedream 2 роки тому +2

    The reason that he's so calm is because he has been playing with himself...

  • @TheEndermanTM
    @TheEndermanTM 2 роки тому

    Achshually, it's"First is the worst, second is the best, third is the one with a hairy chest"... It's like that so it rhymes and it's what makes it so easy to remember...

  • @rmejiarosales
    @rmejiarosales 2 роки тому +1

    The fact that Poofesure almost finishes every Wii Party game and ends up getting put in last place every single time is enough to convince me Wii Party really is rigged

  • @Lutozuto
    @Lutozuto Рік тому

    "as long as no one picks Mario hat I'm safe".
    Everyone comes out wearing Mario hat

  • @TheHeroAYD
    @TheHeroAYD 2 роки тому +4

    Wussap poof. I’ve been watching since 2020. Your Mario Kart and Wii Sports videos got me through covid! I honestly really appreciate your channel. Thank you poofesure!

  • @octo_gab
    @octo_gab 2 роки тому +24

    its not a surprise, matt is unbeatable

  • @DragoNate
    @DragoNate 2 роки тому +1

    what is this, Discount Mario Party?
    Poor Man's Mario Party?
    Pario Marty?

  • @katiesigler2811
    @katiesigler2811 2 роки тому +8

    think about it this way poof, you never sim but you ALWAYS lose. think of it positively 😊

  • @busybees2820
    @busybees2820 2 роки тому +9

    3:42 Poof you went from 142 to 111 spaces; the rocket is a set position though. No matter which rocket space you land on you always go to 111

  • @KamiWrldNetwrk333
    @KamiWrldNetwrk333 2 роки тому +3

    Yo this the earliest I have ever been to a poof video I’m truly proud

  • @danielbuddenmusic1502
    @danielbuddenmusic1502 2 роки тому

    5:17 I remember it being "First is the worst, second is the best, third is the one with the golden/hairy chest"

  • @Otakupatriot117
    @Otakupatriot117 2 роки тому +2

    At least beef boss finally has the most length.

  • @alex-sh5ed
    @alex-sh5ed 2 роки тому +5

    After years of watching Poof's Wii Party U vids I got a Wii U myself.
    It IS much harder than Wii Party.

  • @p.jmurray8700
    @p.jmurray8700 2 роки тому +1

    Not even raging, just bitterly resigned to his fate. Matt has broken poof.

  • @Matt-ol9js
    @Matt-ol9js 2 роки тому +1

    It's written in the holy book of Matt. Chapter 7 "Overwhelming success", verse 2.1 "And lo, Matt did face the admiring crowd and said follow unto me the following commandments. Commandment one - Matt always wins. There are no further commandments so lets party"

  • @the97show
    @the97show 2 роки тому +1

    I'm glad to see the rainbow edit gag is still around.