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  • @Poofesure
    @Poofesure  11 місяців тому +1424

    i don't think one lucky thing happened to me the entire game

  • @ca_rck
    @ca_rck 11 місяців тому +2222

    The best part about this series is that it’s taken poof years to master some of these mini games instead of reading the instructions and just being good at them the first time around

    • @samuelbunkly2527
      @samuelbunkly2527 11 місяців тому +171

      poof would be unstoppable if he read the instructions.

    • @dertraudel
      @dertraudel 11 місяців тому +82

      Literally pushing a boulder up a mountain

    • @SlothPlayingGames
      @SlothPlayingGames 11 місяців тому +43

      If poof read the instructions he’d be more powerful than any man could ever imagine

    • @samuelbunkly2527
      @samuelbunkly2527 11 місяців тому +6

      @@SlothPlayingGames Oh my gosh! It's almost as if you asked chat gpt to "make a comment that means exactly the same as Samuel Bunkly2527's comment but without saying exactly the same words" then copied what it gave you, and pasted it into the youtube reply textbox and pressed reply! It's really crazy how that happens right???

    • @Elentrium
      @Elentrium 11 місяців тому +94

      @@samuelbunkly2527blud is pissed someone thought of the same thing as him 💀

  • @MoonWielder
    @MoonWielder 11 місяців тому +948

    From the title alone, I expected Poof to play Hide-and-Go-Beak against his will. He has a *LONG* history of raging at the ostrich in that minigame.

    • @jakecheesman2883
      @jakecheesman2883 11 місяців тому +37

      didnt get that one but it was the olympic pool game that was his demise in the end 😂😂

    • @mattlatakas7051
      @mattlatakas7051 11 місяців тому +12

      Or the space race one

    • @Xwarrior355
      @Xwarrior355 11 місяців тому +5

      And it’s not only just luck it’s fricking memory as well. Bro thought he ate game but Rui-Lin just bust his ass flat.

    • @arnoldgreen4278
      @arnoldgreen4278 11 місяців тому +8

      space race, ostrich, swinging one and swimming pool are his WORST

    • @maridiancrest243
      @maridiancrest243 11 місяців тому +5

      Or the asteroid dodging one

  • @-12Sided
    @-12Sided 11 місяців тому +165

    8:21 In the words of Poof himself,
    “Freakin Helen Keller saw that one coming”

  • @remysbff
    @remysbff 11 місяців тому +627

    Sometimes I think about the fact that Poof could’ve succeeded and moved on from this game several years ago… if he only read the directions

    • @cloudy_xDD
      @cloudy_xDD 11 місяців тому +8

      fr 💀

    • @Kmika00
      @Kmika00 11 місяців тому +24

      True but him failing consistently over and over honestly makes for seemingly endless content

    • @brandonsg1367
      @brandonsg1367 9 місяців тому +14

      He won first place nearly every time and got extremely unlucky with his rolls. It’s not his fault

    • @legendlalo
      @legendlalo 7 місяців тому +1

      @@brandonsg1367yeah but this is just one game out of hundreds he’s played, he generally does bad cuz he doesn’t know how the mini games are played or at least he didn’t used to

  • @carcosa_swamp
    @carcosa_swamp 11 місяців тому +98

    You can tell how not mad and how little he cares at the end by how calm he remains lmao

  • @rmullins9368
    @rmullins9368 11 місяців тому +318

    I like how at 1:10 Poof basically knows the speedrun strats for this shit because hes played it so much

  • @blueswingdown
    @blueswingdown 11 місяців тому +67

    8:10 "up there with greatest rolls of all time"
    *proceeds to -5 dice*
    "WENT FROM A 48 TO A 28"

  • @SpidermanTyler69
    @SpidermanTyler69 11 місяців тому +70

    13:46 poofesure cracks me up so so HARD I love his videos so much

  • @hailincore
    @hailincore 11 місяців тому +41

    Poof maturing is him not breaking something when he loses

  • @-12Sided
    @-12Sided 11 місяців тому +394

    For the new viewers, Poof is known for being such a chill and level headed UA-camr. And especially on any of these Wii Party videos, crank that volume up to the max. It’s like ASMR 🥰

    • @ChasinTracks
      @ChasinTracks 11 місяців тому +36

      I know right bro he is so calming I use his videos to sleep!!

    • @CamarasaurusLover15346
      @CamarasaurusLover15346 11 місяців тому +22

      Yes he’s so wholesome and he never swears

    • @someguy787
      @someguy787 11 місяців тому +27

      I always listen to him with my kids 😊.

    • @TheAceAttoney
      @TheAceAttoney 11 місяців тому +10

      I know isn’t he the best it’s like best asmr I have ever seen u gotta crank that volume TO MAX its like food to the ears I highly recommend this do it

    • @iLoveBread260
      @iLoveBread260 11 місяців тому +12

      He is very nice and gentle with Wii remotes 😊

  • @ConnorMiller417
    @ConnorMiller417 11 місяців тому +148

    17:13 The moment we all clicked on this video to see. I love it when the game rigs it to screw Poof out of victory so he can rage. 😂

  • @thebeesknies
    @thebeesknies 11 місяців тому +91

    You gotta love it when Poof is complaining and the video hasn't even started

  • @AbsoluteLunatic123
    @AbsoluteLunatic123 11 місяців тому +12

    Poofesure you’ve inspired me to get Wii Party for my Wii this Christmas. I’m 14 and have had my Wii for 10 years. But thanks to you and TWD98, I still actively play it and it’s just amazing. YOU were the reason I beat Matt and Elisa in Wii sports 2 years ago, before 3 years ago I was shit. So THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!

  • @Jumz_
    @Jumz_ 11 місяців тому +14

    11:41 “Look for hearts, not sharts” - Poofesure 2023

    • @GlowingCross
      @GlowingCross 8 місяців тому

      That's actually a really good quote, date people with personalities, not people who give good sex

  • @nathankim7664
    @nathankim7664 11 місяців тому +84

    Poof's gotta put some strategy into his next playthrough. *DON'T* get first. Get third or even last on the first mini game.
    Also, *DON'T* get to the doors early. Let someone else waste their roll.
    Lastly, *DON'T* get to the final door first with the 40 roll requirement. It's a gamble, but getting 40 is much harder than 35.
    Thought he'd learned that by now. Or maybe *POOP* gets a high of winning every mini game and then regrets not waiting until the end.

  • @braydenmbve545
    @braydenmbve545 11 місяців тому +24

    You know it’s gonna be a great day when Poofesure uploads.

  • @julianvillarreal1450
    @julianvillarreal1450 11 місяців тому +16

    This is an amazing video. Looks like Beginner and Standard difficulty are harder on Wii Party U than they are on regular Wii Party.

  • @MarpleHoneyPie04
    @MarpleHoneyPie04 11 місяців тому +23

    Never seen a round where he’s so calm😅

  • @zexil1761
    @zexil1761 11 місяців тому +2

    UA-cam just asked me what I thought of the video. I gave it five stars and checked the life changing, inspiring and calming boxes

  • @aleksworld547
    @aleksworld547 11 місяців тому +11

    Dudy Dude’s luck is like Beef Boss but on steriods.

  • @StarGamerX17
    @StarGamerX17 11 місяців тому +51

    Poofesure thank you for always making me laugh every day no matter what you do, I love your positive personality with everything and you are very amazing in every way, those rage and funny moments too are funny but I also feel for you, hope you're having a great December!

    • @YodaPM999
      @YodaPM999 11 місяців тому +6

      "Positive" is not a word I'd use to describe a man who's known for getting so angry at video games and breaks wii remotes all the time.

    • @Kmika00
      @Kmika00 11 місяців тому +2

      @@YodaPM999lmao facts, he’s actually quite pessimistic

    • @StarGamerX17
      @StarGamerX17 10 місяців тому

      @@YodaPM999 besides all of that he’s a positive person

  • @remymcwin4673
    @remymcwin4673 11 місяців тому +8

    Bro the Rui-Lin mii looks like the main character from the movie Tusk 💀

    • @pumbusASMR
      @pumbusASMR 8 місяців тому +2

      what an obscure reference to a movie i think about way too much

    • @eurybiaball63
      @eurybiaball63 8 місяців тому +1

      You ruined your comment

  • @emiil1x
    @emiil1x 7 місяців тому +4

    1:00, when u say u dont like the food, but u have actually never tasted it before.

  • @riichjayt1405
    @riichjayt1405 11 місяців тому +9

    We need a video of Poof trying to improve on the Lap Happy mini game 😂

  • @danteyazidjian9620
    @danteyazidjian9620 11 місяців тому +7

    Perhaps Poofessure is just the definition of a bad luck charm

  • @O_G8S
    @O_G8S 11 місяців тому +22

    I love how poof is so calm

  • @luketerry7519
    @luketerry7519 11 місяців тому +7

    Party Phil loves himself a schnoz

  • @Edens_Bones
    @Edens_Bones 11 місяців тому +7

    Ah yes, a Poofesure video that will probably be 90% screaming

  • @Zapzap3132jarek
    @Zapzap3132jarek 11 місяців тому +7

    13:46 we need a gaming league for Balloon Boppers

  • @shinycharizard6981
    @shinycharizard6981 11 місяців тому +3

    Probably the only Wii Party U series that he’s calm in this round

  • @veronika6723
    @veronika6723 11 місяців тому

    I love your uploads on Mondays, I have 8am (CET) classes and I always watch your videos before it. Thank you☺️🙏🏼

  • @kingbrettpro
    @kingbrettpro 11 місяців тому +6

    This title should've been "My worst nightmare comes true" because this was exactly Poof's worst nightmare, winning almost every mini-game and still losing because of the rigged dice rolls. I think the game's trying to tell him to smash stuff again, what do you guys think?

  • @theultimategamer7287
    @theultimategamer7287 11 місяців тому +8

    Great to see poof playing this game again

  • @just_an_elli
    @just_an_elli 11 місяців тому +4

    "red guy red guy Red Guy RED GUY 😫"

  • @quagsire_lover3235
    @quagsire_lover3235 11 місяців тому +3

    i'm a simple man. i see dudy dude with dice in his hands, i click.

  • @dylanbaptista1103
    @dylanbaptista1103 11 місяців тому +1

    and were back to the negative dice block scheming party phil

  • @brucelau2023
    @brucelau2023 11 місяців тому +1

    U know when it’s a good video when poofesure posts something Wii U Party on a Sunday night

  • @JustAPersonWhoComments
    @JustAPersonWhoComments 11 місяців тому +1

    I’m with you Poof. Because the CPU are trolling each minigame possible

  • @SchemeKing
    @SchemeKing 11 місяців тому +1

    Pooh is the best old school styled gaming channel 💯

  • @Torres289
    @Torres289 11 місяців тому +2

    Can’t roll above 30 to save his life

  • @CoasterMagicX2
    @CoasterMagicX2 9 місяців тому

    I love how you NEVER get that ball maze right even though it's the same maze every time.

    • @haris2761
      @haris2761 9 місяців тому +1

      Its not the same

    • @CoasterMagicX2
      @CoasterMagicX2 9 місяців тому

      @@haris2761 yeah I was wrong. It's slightly different each time. The general path is the same though

  • @coleleshin3129
    @coleleshin3129 11 місяців тому +4

    Love all your videos and the funny rage moments makes my day

  • @greenjeweltonebeetleemoji
    @greenjeweltonebeetleemoji 11 місяців тому +3

    everyday i come back from school i watch one of poof's videos. it helps remind me that even if i get shitty grades atleast im not poof

  • @speedymatt1236
    @speedymatt1236 11 місяців тому +5

    He’s really hitting a bone dry spell quite badly lately.

  • @butteryboi2072
    @butteryboi2072 11 місяців тому +5

    its because you dont shake the dice

  • @Eddielyric
    @Eddielyric 11 місяців тому +2

    I saw that 48 dice roll and was like some bs is gonna happen. 8:04

  • @veroxxkoek7149
    @veroxxkoek7149 8 місяців тому +1

    I didn’t know 12-35 was 23 poof?

  • @wssd4015
    @wssd4015 11 місяців тому +2

    I love how you keep play this game even though it screws you like this. thanks for the entertainment poof

  • @FlowerKing-ib4rv
    @FlowerKing-ib4rv 11 місяців тому +1

    No matter how well Poofesure does in Wii Party or Wii Party U, he'll always get screwed over.

  • @Ragegamerix
    @Ragegamerix 11 місяців тому +1

    Pro tip: stop wasting luck on mini games and charge the dice

  • @sawmill035
    @sawmill035 11 місяців тому

    When you out all your life points into screaming stamina instead of luck.

  • @claudiolamantia7715
    @claudiolamantia7715 11 місяців тому

    Toilet time and Poofesure, what a wonderful combination

  • @Obviouseaintit123
    @Obviouseaintit123 11 місяців тому

    Someone tell Poof that on the swimming mini game, you dont follow the speed of the instructions, you do it as fast as you can...

  • @henrytheanglerfish6290
    @henrytheanglerfish6290 11 місяців тому

    Wow...this is honestly one of the unluckiest games I've ever seen Poof go through. And believe me, that's really saying something

  • @kurestyngrieve7964
    @kurestyngrieve7964 11 місяців тому +1

    2:16 THE GHOST RETURNS

  • @the-boy-of-a-thousand-names
    @the-boy-of-a-thousand-names 11 місяців тому +1

    3:49 - Damn you, Poof!
    I wanted to see if Yellow and Green tied.

    • @spingebill9962
      @spingebill9962 5 місяців тому

      I slowed it down. It appears yellow beat green but barely.

  • @TheReal00RJ
    @TheReal00RJ 11 місяців тому +1

    i have played that car minigame at least 100 times and the most options i have seen was 5

  • @cjscarsandcrap1749
    @cjscarsandcrap1749 11 місяців тому +4

    Hey, poof. I love you.

  • @MBYui
    @MBYui 11 місяців тому +3

    Wouldnt be out of Poofesure's best interests to blame us for his bad inputs

  • @joegru7280
    @joegru7280 11 місяців тому +1

    i fucking love this series

  • @jacobboc9549
    @jacobboc9549 11 місяців тому

    Risking it, have finals to study for, and I’ve been programmed for poof to put me to sleep. so let’s roll the dice 🎲

  • @Camblake2002
    @Camblake2002 11 місяців тому +1

    I have never seen poofesure so unlucky at this game in my life

  • @bobjoe3492
    @bobjoe3492 11 місяців тому

    Poof during the swimming mini game you don't go as fast as you can with the inputs, you have to time it with what comes up

  • @ThrillsofColdplay
    @ThrillsofColdplay 11 місяців тому +1

    Crazy he kept landing on the red spaces

  • @Caerere
    @Caerere 11 місяців тому +1

    First place should theoretically be better: you get 10 dice, with a good chance of a plus 20, whereas third place gets 4 dice, with a good chance of + 5 dice, which gets third to 9 dice total, without a chance of a plus 20.

  • @bervin3232
    @bervin3232 11 місяців тому +1

    Lmaoooo your videos make my day better. thank you poofesure

  • @weluvglo
    @weluvglo 11 місяців тому +1

    I doubt poof sees this, but he need to play the pirate party mode on the Sonic & the secret rings game for the Wii.

  • @maxpark2621
    @maxpark2621 11 місяців тому

    Poof It's okay! It happens to everybody! It's even possible to beat highway rollers by doing minigames by doing nothing!

  • @cassidyauld6413
    @cassidyauld6413 11 місяців тому

    i was about to go to bed but i gotta watch this. who needs sleep for my test tomorrow morning

  • @JustCallMeTiff.
    @JustCallMeTiff. 11 місяців тому +1

    i think poof couldve beaten this game so many times if he read the instructions

  • @AbbyTheStinky
    @AbbyTheStinky 11 місяців тому

    Oh boy a Poofesure video! I sure hope nothing bad happens in this video! Haha that would suck!

  • @hossboi52
    @hossboi52 11 місяців тому +1

    Poof you have to play fortnite's lego minecraft gamemode, they literally put Beef Boss in the game

    • @petal9577
      @petal9577 11 місяців тому

      I love Fort nite

    • @CollectorNamedW
      @CollectorNamedW 11 місяців тому

      @@petal9577Get off of UA-cam, kid

  • @sacredblu
    @sacredblu 11 місяців тому

    Every time I watch these videos I wonder why u struggle with minigames…….and then I realize u can’t read instructions lmao. It’s also funny when u screw up and can’t figure out why. Love the vids, keep up the quality my guy.

  • @Galactic_pls
    @Galactic_pls 11 місяців тому +1

    I genuinely have bad luck naturally so this video is just normal gameplay for me.

  • @blazelzyt
    @blazelzyt 11 місяців тому +5

    Go play Lego Fortnite you can ride beef boss

  • @benthecat4345
    @benthecat4345 11 місяців тому

    I think the swimming one is more about timing than speed so for the d-pad section that matches what the icon shows but I'm not sure if it actually is the case but you could try it and find out

  • @abay1worldofficial
    @abay1worldofficial 9 місяців тому

    Beef boss be making cameos

  • @timschulerii57
    @timschulerii57 11 місяців тому +1

    Ok...That 2nd player is bs. There's no way that coincidence is holding his hand to the end.

  • @AlexRailfanner
    @AlexRailfanner 11 місяців тому +4

    Always nice to see poofesure making wii party u videos.

  • @kyleyuen245
    @kyleyuen245 9 місяців тому

    What are the odds that poof is doing the d pad of the swimming one wrong because he's not holding the wiimote sideways

  • @SchemeKing
    @SchemeKing 11 місяців тому +1

    I put the vaseline back in the medicine cabinet when this dropped 😂

  • @johnjafon2410
    @johnjafon2410 6 місяців тому

    the asspull at the end was devastating

  • @codenamexelda
    @codenamexelda 11 місяців тому

    Luck is important in frippletown.

  • @salvatorezerilli5053
    @salvatorezerilli5053 11 місяців тому

    i live for poof videos
    wii party and wii party u will forever be in my heart

  • @therondanielson9962
    @therondanielson9962 11 місяців тому

    New poof upload, time to turn the volume down on my headphones 😂

  • @mattmojo105
    @mattmojo105 11 місяців тому

    I love it when he plays party games!!! I wish we would go back to Mario party 9 though.

  • @isaiahhatten7973
    @isaiahhatten7973 11 місяців тому

    Poofesure: Whose fault is that?
    Uhhh YOURS

  • @mayaford6122
    @mayaford6122 11 місяців тому

    Poof: I'm here to win
    Party Phil: 😏🤪😈

  • @slagmeister7962
    @slagmeister7962 11 місяців тому +1

    you should get 4 controllers and use your hands and feet

  • @mattlatakas7051
    @mattlatakas7051 11 місяців тому

    Green guy is Gavin Free's doppelganger with that nose of his lol

  • @BobaFett_
    @BobaFett_ 11 місяців тому

    The most calm guy I have ever seen

  • @Rogenien
    @Rogenien 11 місяців тому

    Next strat: play as the red one

  • @twiga2
    @twiga2 11 місяців тому

    the game is designed to ensure that all players that stay close to eachother its super rigged

  • @ravendecoux
    @ravendecoux 11 місяців тому

    Lol me when madden throws a “perfect bullet pass” 10 yards away from my receiver for the easiest interceptions of all time 👁👄👁

  • @sillaysophie
    @sillaysophie 11 місяців тому

    SINDE WHEN DID POOF HAVE 2 MILLION? I THOUGHT WE WERE STILL AT 100K..?

  • @Faden13
    @Faden13 11 місяців тому +1

    Bro i need to go to sleep but poofesure uploaded soooo

  • @adamdragontamer
    @adamdragontamer 11 місяців тому +3

    Poof's rage is unmatched 🥰

  • @Milk_Montage
    @Milk_Montage 11 місяців тому

    My fav father figure is back

  • @Sakura_XD_
    @Sakura_XD_ 11 місяців тому +2

    Hi poof I been watching you since 2019 and your videos are funny and creative thank you for making me laugh :)