I could care less about the video presentation.... The A.I. critique is absolutely HILARIOUS 😂😂 Oh, question...🤔. How would you know what cyanide tastes like? You wouldn't be around to give your opinion of the sides if you tasted it. 😏
I got the churro, the second I took a bite as I exited the subway, it was ROCK HARD. I had my mom take a bite and she almost chipped her tooth, then we microwaved it when we got home, still nothin.
Though the pretzel was invented in Germany and contained moisture, the original American pretzel was dry as the settlers removed the moisture as a preservation technique since this was before refrigeration. Subway wanted to pay tribute by replicating its likeness to show respect to the American settlers and didn't want to compromise the authenticity. That's why pretzels often comes with dipping sauce.
Come down to the one in Madisonville Tennessee the one by Ingles and ask for a foot-long churro and a foot-long cookie and a foot-long pretzel. They are the best ever we make them hot and fresh even better. You can ask if Faith is there and ask her to make it that’s what mine.
The pre-controversial Jared Fogle frequented Subway to LOSE WEIGHT, and now look at what Subway's doing. I guess prediabeetus and diabeetus is the franchises' main focus now.
Me: omg that looks so good Narrator: literally roasting everything💀 Pretzel: YOU SALTY TF Churro: your obviously dry as hell cuz you mad for no reason ✨PERIOT✨ Cookie: 😀-
Reviewing products with the sole intent of shitting on them is a weird flex! I know I'm not gonna like crack so you know what I do..... I don't try crack!
BTW, I don't delete comments. It's UA-cam doing that.
TRY YEMENI FOOD PLSS
i bet
@@Freepalestine44555😍
try palestinian and lebanese and syrian food and egyptian
@@palestinabaddie yum
The cruel summer in the background will never get old 😭😭
Fr I fuckin hate that song
That cookie looks good af you a lie
i tried it and it’s so yummy it taste like cookie pizza if you have ever had one
More than a thousand calories.
shit i would eat two im a fat fuck@@dinnerboons1504
So good like she lying
@@dinnerboons1504it’s 1440 calories 😭
It’s giving Ariana grande had me on the floor 😭💀
That killed my whole mood
@@rexxe001 fr
Not the Taylor Swift ai😭😭😭 but whoever did that should be jailed
I did that 😂
I believe they found the person and Taylor sued them
These video either catch me off guard or make me die of laughter 😂
" The Stanley girls are gonna stand these" 😂
"It looks ugly"
"Ofc you know what ugly is, everytime you check the mirror"
fr
2nd grade ahh insult
ok galaxy destroyer
Ok Mr. "I destroy galaxies for fun" looking ahh😭
@@PopTart-wt3ez good one
The Cookie has 1,400 Calories????
Maybe Lizzo is SHAKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
It’s a spices prices churro crisis followed by a spiceless, priceless pretzel crisis followed by a diabetic prices spices foot-long cookie crisis.
LMAO
Stop being RUDE
Please try Indian food, i want you to roast my culture and i will cry abt it 😊
I love the footlong cookie 🍪 ❤
I could care less about the video presentation....
The A.I. critique is absolutely HILARIOUS 😂😂
Oh, question...🤔. How would you know what cyanide tastes like? You wouldn't be around to give your opinion of the sides if you tasted it. 😏
Omg Im so hungry right now the churro and coockie looked good
TRY YEMENI FOOD PLEASE
The pretzel looked like a centipede
That’s a beetle
The churro is a 10/10 for me
“Oh my god it’s so long!” 💀💀
Is what I wish she would have said 🙏😔
As soon as i heard that i went to the comments
It’s more giving Ariana grandes favourite snack
i’m sure taco bell fan LOVES footlongs
I got the churro, the second I took a bite as I exited the subway, it was ROCK HARD. I had my mom take a bite and she almost chipped her tooth, then we microwaved it when we got home, still nothin.
Try all the footlong side kicks in newcastle pa they are really good
It’s giving Ariana GRANDE” 💀
I feel like they brought churros because Costco got rid of theirs
STOP DISSING ON SUBWAY FOOTLONG COOKIE!!!!!THAT THING IS HEAVENLY!(ok maybe I’m over exaggerating…)
Bro was having a bad day 😂
I started rolling on the floor when she said “ 3-D diabetes”
those look so delicious. I'd eat all three in one sitting
Stop the yap the cookie is sooo 🔥
"Its giving ariana gande, whit and spicy" NAHHHH😭😭
the audio... hmm. the video about you hating taylor... something is not adding up.
Bro who cares about how it looks it’s about how it tastes yall 👁️👄👁️
POV subway watches: 💀
Though the pretzel was invented in Germany and contained moisture, the original American pretzel was dry as the settlers removed the moisture as a preservation technique since this was before refrigeration.
Subway wanted to pay tribute by replicating its likeness to show respect to the American settlers and didn't want to compromise the authenticity.
That's why pretzels often comes with dipping sauce.
"IT looks like Ariana grande"
"White and spicy"😂😂💀💀 and
"3D diabetes"
“This tastes like cyanide” 💀
Come down to the one in Madisonville Tennessee the one by Ingles and ask for a foot-long churro and a foot-long cookie and a foot-long pretzel. They are the best ever we make them hot and fresh even better. You can ask if Faith is there and ask her to make it that’s what mine.
Bro stop dissing my favourite Fast food store😐
How dare you to diss the Footlong cookie😔
Bro just roasted the whole thing💀
This dude needs to respect the churro bro its so good
Blud goes to yapping class💀
Yes
Damn why you buy it if you're Gonna complain about it.
“Omg it’s so long”
That’s what she said
I love how they took salt off the pretzel 😂
TacoBellFan22 needs a REFUND
Bro roasts company's
The pre-controversial Jared Fogle frequented Subway to LOSE WEIGHT, and now look at what Subway's doing. I guess prediabeetus and diabeetus is the franchises' main focus now.
He know he ate that shii up😂
The complain I can’t 😭
I’m so glad I’m not the only one who thought the churro was terrible
I tryed it before and it tastes good tbh
0:16 “OMG it’s so long” That’s what she said 😏🤣
The cookie is actually good LOL
As a subway employee this is propaganda and all three taste great I swear
I used to love Subway food.
we can tell shes a serious judge and being totally honest
Trying subways footling cookie ❌ Hating on Subway ✅
Bro is just going through every food menu at violating the people for no fucking reason
You said that Taylor Swift should be canceled, so why are you using one of her songs?
Have u not heard of sarcasm?
Me: omg that looks so good
Narrator: literally roasting everything💀
Pretzel: YOU SALTY TF
Churro: your obviously dry as hell cuz you mad for no reason ✨PERIOT✨
Cookie: 😀-
Do you eat electrocardiogrammed stargazy pie or something like damn
Nah all 3 are absolutely delicious and pretzels are supposed to be salty it’s part of the vibe!!! Are you crazy??!!
If I ever want to try something, but I’m poor af, I know who to come to 😂
Nah not the karen on youtube again
Why is it so dark?
Me:they fucking baked it thats why.
Why else would it be dark?😂
Nah it’s giving drake
Her ex probably works at subway
Cruel summerrrrr
Are all of these reviews honest? Also I’m stopping the kids from saying first
She was born without taste buds then
That looks so good and I just ate Subway so now I regret not getting the sidekicks! 😅
👇
“3D Diabetes“ 💀😭💀
Drake-😭✋
The pretzel is way over cooked. Most subway employees hate doing sidekicks. Idk why their so easy
Reviewing products with the sole intent of shitting on them is a weird flex!
I know I'm not gonna like crack so you know what I do..... I don't try crack!
Complain to much smh.
3D Diabetes XD
Not Krispy but okay
3D Diabetes
Thank you now I know not to ever eat these
Nah i was so close to roasting you bc you said “this prob has more than 1000 calories” i was abt to say you too😔
Why are u so rude about food like just eat it and stop complaining your the one who bought it.
Tell me you're new to this channel without telling me you're new to this channel:
@@han7oee no I see this channel on UA-cam shorts but it annoys me cos it’s not even funny like just eat
@@LivsbraceletsCo its supposed to be satire💀
@@stoopykaleb9971 okay well it’s not funny is it
@@LivsbraceletsCo it is funny😺 and if you really dont like the content, why comment🫠
Damn I had high hopes for that cookie
bro the churros too hard for me bru and the audacity they had to barely sprinkle the damn cinnamon
Isn't that what pratzels look like
"why is it so dark" - me who's black >:(
Wow earliest I’ve ever been
The 3-D diabetes
Just stop using that same song in every video
They’re not going to. If you hate it so much mute your device and read the subtitles.
Pretzel looks like a long coconut worm
Dang my mom said that her sister said that that stuff was so dry 😭
how are you going to say you hate Taylor Swift but you’re using her song for the audio?
Girl I know you ain't talking about that footlong cookie is buses
add nutella in a bowl with the pretzel one and it'll taste like heaven and diabetes
Who think the diabetes jokes should stop
Omg its so long!
Me: yes i know its big...above avrage...
Isn’t your content just with an AI voice being places and trying things?
Its not about how it looks its about how it tastes
3d diabete...
Come on ! It's just a churros!
Do u get fat from eating so much?