Funny how everyone is saying he looks like Thor when literally no one notices he’s wearing Thor’s Norse hammer around his neck Ok People I get it it’s mjlonir I know what it’s name is I didn’t know people were gonna flame me 🥲
_”I wrote a blog post on why I hate asmr, because this is what is does, it appeals to like, the male fantasy”_ My fantasy: Lord Farquaad Barber Shop ASMR RP
Its sad that the first thing i thought of was the symbol that americans usurped from norse mythology to represent they neo-nazi or white supremacist bullshit
@@purplepoet6147 In the recent attempted coup of the US capital, one of the guys who has been getting a lot of attention had several norse tattos including mjolnir, a valknut, and yggdrasil. And of course in typical american fashion. They are automatically racist symbols.
I find it funny how if Americans use the symbols, even if they themselves are not racist by any means, are automatically labeled racist for simply having said symbols on their person, or wearing said symbols.
I love this little detail on his neck, this little gold mjolnir. It seems like Thor was travelling through worlds and decided to stay as hair assistant cowboy, who hides mjolnir as golden necklace, so genius
@RIF this makes sense. But you have to be careful because he's small and lanky so he's a very dangerous opponent. But as we all know giant people are portraited as stupid in this kind of stories so you got the advantage, he will not think highly of you so you can't take him out when his not expecting
@RIF it's easy to take care of the guards, If i remember correctly the dragon was not happy with that yada yada guarding the princess thing so you may find an ally in her. But you have to find a day she's not busy with her mom duties
Why yes sir Fred, this was the most delightful royal grooming that I have ever gotten. The new hair cut is so pleasing and I do think Fiona will like it. Sir Fred I invite you to my most important wedding next week And I hope that I do see you there.
Then the real Lord Faarquad walks in and Fred rips of the mask to find out its the usual riff raff that has disguised himself to feel how it is to be treated well by Fred
I'd say he probably gets regular stuff and gold spray paint..... what we should ask for is Fred doing his setup of his props. Like he's the studio prop designer setting up for us the actor...... hmmmm. Please excuse me as I copy paste that as a new comment xD
It would have been brilliant if you started this video by pumping his chair up for two minutes straight 😂 I'm super short and always find it hilarious when it takes the hairdresser super long to get me high enough 😂❤️🌼
It finally happened, and it was well worth the wait. So good in fact, I fell asleep twice to this already, and have to rewatch it again. Also got insane tingles from the powdering. Hopefully, we get a certain Count visiting the barber shop soon too.
Plot twist. The "riff raff" is actually the king from far far away trying to sneak out to get a relaxing haircut from a barbershop recommended to him by the ugly step sister
That I could understand. I mean it could be before the marriage of him and Lillian. That would make Farquaad roughly 20 here at latest. I like to imagine that he took over young and with the "riff raff" being Harold this would be the case. If not, it could've been him in a disguise or a local just before Shrek 1.
There is no one else like you, you are the one and ONLY‼️ Continue to be amazing and support others along the way 💯Get your mental right for all the blessings you are about to receive, Always remember you are DESERVING 💯
“Of the Day” January 10, 2021 Thought of The Day “It always seems impossible until it's done.” Joke of the The Day What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? Same middle name. Random Fact of the the Day The flashes of colored light you see when you rub your eyes are called “phosphenes”. Celebrity Birthday of the Day 1981 Brian Joo, Korean-American K-pop and R&B singer (Fly to the Sky), born in Absecon, New Jersey Word of the of the Day haptic [HAP-tik] (Adjective) 1 : relating to or based on the sense of touch 2 : characterized by a predilection for the sense of touch
Hear me out, so the “friendly” barber series, we are the ugly stepsister, this obviously takes place in the Shrek universe because of Farqquad (meaning this is before Shrek 1, as Shrek is not a member of society yet, as such, the fairytail villains aren’t either)
@@jimbothetimbo6790 at least Dorris is respected unlike her sister so I can buy that. Like even before Shrek showed up. Yes she stays in the Poison Apple at the time, but you can tell no one dares mess with her as well as respects her. That's saying something considering the patreons.
I wonder how Fred reacted when he found out his favorite customer was eaten by a dragon and his girl left him?😫 We may just need a Depressed Barber Asmr roleplay after this
![[ASMR] 💈 Fastest Haircut, Eye Examination & Personality Test](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/ksfqgJzupJk/mqdefault.jpg)
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![[ASMR] The Lord Farquaad Complete Haircut and Razor Shave 👑💈](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/R6qkwDAM2p8/mqdefault.jpg)
HELLO THERE
HELLO!!
@@abel1685 Obi Wan Kenobi
General Fred! You are a bold one!
Finally! He’s done it!
General Kenobi
Lord Farquad :“Many of you will receive rude barbershop service, that’s the sacrifice I’m willing to make”
lol
Underrated comment.
How civilized
Lol
Love that
Fred talks like he’s gonna get guillotined if he isn’t 100% on the mark with his services
Mate I'm sorry but your comment was on 69 likes and I can't ruin that😂
@@helenaclifford1893 I respect that lol
@@crimsonstudios680 respect
I ruined it, now it’s 71 I’m so sorry
@@LT_Cryptid you’re fine, was just joking around
OH MY GOD- he actually did it- the Lord Faarquad experience😂😂
I love ur pfp!!!
Holy shit it’s Rex
But it’s a young Rex
For the mf republic!!!!
Damn clankas
Fun fact: His name is Farquaad because that's as close to f*ckwad they could come in a PG movie!
1000 iq
Did not even know that. Man, that was a great movie and this knowledge just made it even better
It makes sense now when I said f*ckwad as a toddler
“Think he’s compensating for something?”
big brain time
"she's married to the muffin man"
"The muffin man?!"
"The muffin man!"
“She’s married to the muffin man...”
@@meat1319 who lives on drewry lane
@@dylanmcnabb3040 BAM!WE HAVE IT MY LORD!
@@cannonredding3763 excellent bring it here!
Mrmangohead: i have the power to make u hurt ur ears
*over a million subscribers*
*decides to go full force meme*
*hero*
I mean...he IS Thor
A god
*THE GOD OF THUNDER*
I LIKED
Because that’s what heroes do
Farquaad finally got rid of his yee yee ass haircut.
Oml I'm dead 💀
Ahahaha I’m loving all those memes atm
Maybe Tanisha’ll call him back
Maybe fiona will call his dog ass
@Sandosam ??? I know what I have to do but I don't know if I have the strength to do it.
“Oh that necklace will be annoying for the cut”
Me: *He muggin me man*
Mexican dream runs in
*Mexican music intences*
HE'S MUGGIN YOU MANN...
I knew there were gonna be dream smp fans here 😆
I don't like him.....he's weird.
*CURSES OUT DREAM IN MEXICAN*
@@CLUNK909 Spanish*
Itachi
I know everyone says “he looks like Thor”, but isn’t it even weirder that he sounds kinda like Thor too?
I always thought so too
It's because he has an accent and is male I think
@@scp-682-cu6 doesn't everyone have an accent?
Yes and he’s wearing a similar hammer to Thor’s hammer around his neck as a necklace
Because he is
*No ones voice relaxes me INSTANTLY like Fred’s voice does. It’s pure magic*
I so agree! Fred for male ASMR, Maria for female ASMR.
i said i dont like magic
thats why is called fredsvoice
Bruhh
Mhmm
UA-cam: Want to sleep? I recommend you this video
Also UA-cam: *Puts a freaking Godzilla VS King Kong trailer...
BRUH
Dude I know exactly what you mean
Ad blocks my dear gentlemen
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*_Alternate title:_*
*_Thor makes a video cutting Lord Farquaad's yee yee ass haircut_*
thor: maybe Finona would call your dog ass back when she isnt fucking with monster or orge thing
thor: Miggeeetttttttttt
@@emperor_donell LMFAOOOOOOOO
He’s got thor
Ikr
He dose look like Thor
When you realize Lord Farquaad never got his chain back.
I kinda figured that after he took it off he wasn’t gonna go through the trouble of putting it back on the mic, lol.
He probably handed it back in hand.
Fred's making that side cash 😂 off to a pawn shop the chain goes
The madlad did it
Shrek: man thats messed up why don't you give him back his chain
Fred: what chain?
Shrek: yeah what chain?
Btw this is a friday reference
what a gem of an idea, honestly how did he keep a straight face roleplaying this. Thanks for the 38 minutes of laughter and asmr.
Funny how everyone is saying he looks like Thor when literally no one notices he’s wearing Thor’s Norse hammer around his neck
Ok People I get it it’s mjlonir I know what it’s name is I didn’t know people were gonna flame me 🥲
exactly 😂😂😂😂
I mean, I did...
@@thickgus4289 good at least someone else did too
@@josemontesino1209 Indeed.
First thing I noticed 😂😂
_”I wrote a blog post on why I hate asmr, because this is what is does, it appeals to like, the male fantasy”_
My fantasy: Lord Farquaad Barber Shop ASMR RP
Few got me going there for a seck
Woah is that Chise Hatori in your pfp???
Instagram @rodriguesbattistoni
The way you addressed me as lord farquaad awakened something somthing in me
@KubsoniX I am the god of carrots I cannot be consumed by a mere 3 dimensional being.
What about 2d?
*summons Bugs Bunny*
Plot twist: lord Farquad is standing while he is getting his cut
Plot Twist: lord Farquaad is sitting in a elevated chair.
*Plot twist: Lord Farquad is sitting but he is just extremely tall*
Plot twist: lord Farquad is sitting on a chair but is using half a dozen phone books.
Standing in a chair
Plot twist: he is not only in an elevated chair, but he is using one of those boosters used for kids
How did I fall asleep to asmr and wake up to Fred calling me lord Faarquad I dont know what is going on
🤣omg really
69 like 😏😏
@Pernwill Antonio III Yadao that's a weird wish to be fulfilled
UA-cam autoplay. That's how. I've ended up in weirder places.
You: what time is it and what’s that sound
Fred: here’s some gingerbread lord faarquad
It took me a while to notice the Mjolnir necklace Fred was wearing
Fred: You have such a great sense of fashion
Me laying in bed in my pyjamas: I know, thanks
Good.
Yes.
I'm butt-naked. Whats my excuse?
@@poetsatyr638 BAHAHHAAHA
@@poetsatyr638 same
Did anyone notice the multiple portraits of Fred on the back wall.
Yep. I would hang on who in my room.
Me
I'm the 69th like 🌝
Yes
@@mintfreightage7670 wut
The mental image of Farquaad with a bucket on his head as though he were some sort of Skyrim shopkeeper is fantastic.
The Mjolnir amulet is nice regardless of thor references
Its sad that the first thing i thought of was the symbol that americans usurped from norse mythology to represent they neo-nazi or white supremacist bullshit
@@moguyep948 ...what?
@@purplepoet6147 In the recent attempted coup of the US capital, one of the guys who has been getting a lot of attention had several norse tattos including mjolnir, a valknut, and yggdrasil. And of course in typical american fashion. They are automatically racist symbols.
I find it funny how if Americans use the symbols, even if they themselves are not racist by any means, are automatically labeled racist for simply having said symbols on their person, or wearing said symbols.
This got dark really quick
A noble such as Lord Farquaad would not dare have his hair or ears touched by anyone who has less than a million subs.
I guess he grew a lot over 2 weeks. Unlike Lord Farquaad. Thor already got over a million subs.
7:13
Fred: So, Imma just pop this around here for yo-*softly brushed mic*
Mic: BASS
Me: *wakes up* The hell was that?
Fr😭😭
I made a comment going BMMMP and a timestamp about this very thing
This killed me XD
Fred's Wife: "He's probably thinking about other women..."
Fred:
Edit: 1k likes? My first time getting that many, thanks.
😂😂😂😂😂😂lmao
Wtf😂😂
😅😂
lmao
Her: I knew he was bi
I like how he road in on a carriage but they are using electronic razors
That’s how amazing Lord Farquaad is. They traveled to the future in order to give him only the most pristine of cuts.
@@novaz1721 Or their using m-magic
@@ciasharkvr3756 No, no. Lord Farquaad does not like magic, how dare you speak that heresy!
This world might just be smart enough to know to use the auto driving and anti crack transportation systems
I love this little detail on his neck, this little gold mjolnir. It seems like Thor was travelling through worlds and decided to stay as hair assistant cowboy, who hides mjolnir as golden necklace, so genius
I WAS HOPING SO MUCH FOR THIS TO HAPPEN, I'M SO HAPPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
I love how he has to crouch down in order to look me eye to eye
@XLSwiftEditz I'm 6'1
1m75
well lord farquaad is really small...
@RIF this makes sense. But you have to be careful because he's small and lanky so he's a very dangerous opponent. But as we all know giant people are portraited as stupid in this kind of stories so you got the advantage, he will not think highly of you so you can't take him out when his not expecting
@RIF it's easy to take care of the guards, If i remember correctly the dragon was not happy with that yada yada guarding the princess thing so you may find an ally in her. But you have to find a day she's not busy with her mom duties
Why yes sir Fred, this was the most delightful royal grooming that I have ever gotten. The new hair cut is so pleasing and I do think Fiona will like it. Sir Fred I invite you to my most important wedding next week And I hope that I do see you there.
Literally Lord Farquaad is in Fred's comments. That's high class!
???
You. Ain't. Farquaad.
@@Vosik_Splicer_Archpriest before he was now he changed it was funny before but now oof
@@Vosik_Splicer_Archpriest yes he is
fred calling me lord farquaad is the biggest compliment ive ever gotten...
It's the biggest compliment one can get
‼️
Lord Farquaad!
Love Shrek and love Fred... perfect combination
I’ve finally found a fredsvoice video that makes me feel special
Then the real Lord Faarquad walks in and Fred rips of the mask to find out its the usual riff raff that has disguised himself to feel how it is to be treated well by Fred
Their is one imposter among us
Then the usual riffraff would have to be like 1' 2" or some shit
@@homonovus2505 yeah hes walking on his knees
Anyone else amazed by the pictures that he has in the background?
Yes, and they so look good, but I'm like 90% sure it's greenscreen.
Greenscreen
It’s a green screen lol.
@Smith Noah it’s a picture of Lord Farquaad
@Smith Noah I just realised it is literally just a paper printout
I love how if the camera is slow to focus on the object, he shoots the camera a death stare to make it focus.
Wait a moment, did he just casually steal that necklace from the lord?
@RIF he's the short guy from Shrek the king
@RIF he is your king
@RIF its alright that's how everyone is lmfao
@RIF I
@RIF I
Bro this is probably one of the best asmr on the internet possible..
Thank you Mr FBI
Probably but, not until he does a shrek asmr
You would know
“Large simp man examines a rather short medieval lord in higher class barbershop”
😂💀💀
Ironic.
Y E S
Funny if this were actually medieval times, you'd be doing the same thing.
My theory is that the person that was told to get out at the beggining is the same person who protagonist of the other rude barber videos xD
Fred liked you. So your theory is absolutely correct👌🏻
That and they're a local of Dulock.
Hi brother~ I really like your haircut rp, Thor video .
congratulations on a million🙋♂️🙇♂️
Brother???
@@cmoney1787 asmr brotherhood
@@cmoney1787 so we have our Loki
@@jameskeli61 💀
@@jameskeli61 yes just wait till we reach peak throg lord with alligator Loki and throg
Everything after 29:47 is all my favorite things. I love that spray and face tapping/hand sounds I wish it was so much longer
"No one is quite as high as you." How did he know?!?!?! Now i`m paranoid.
Imagine the person at the register when he goes to buy things like a gold bucket and a whole ton of gold scissors and bottles
I'd say he probably gets regular stuff and gold spray paint..... what we should ask for is Fred doing his setup of his props. Like he's the studio prop designer setting up for us the actor...... hmmmm. Please excuse me as I copy paste that as a new comment xD
Your pfp very wrong
@@carlosguzman4609 wow nobody asked
Sheeeesh
Lol some drama on an equipment question how do you do it people 😂
The first video in the "friendly" series that was actually friendly
lets be honest, all those dislikes are the gingerbread man that Fred and Lord Farquaad ate...
Shrek reference?!?!
@@Uzourath no he’s referencing the sponge bob fortnite crossover
@@valvewesman5801 I love that book!
@@malvin8233 The book based of that one page of the bible
Ginger but switch the first and third characters
“No, now bugger off”
Exactly how I’m going to answer the phone now
😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
Genuinely watched this video like upwards of 15 times now I love it
In Persian we don't call this Overly Friendly, we call this "Khayemali" which means "rubbing balls"
Quite the friendly terminology.
Best translation I have ever heard!
made me chuckle quite a bit
I'm going to use this for the translation but not from the original meaning.
What did we learn today kids...
BRO I SAW THE COMMENT ASKING FOR THIS THIS IS WHY WE STAN FRED JUST GIVE HIM HIS CROWN 👑👑👑👑
It would have been brilliant if you started this video by pumping his chair up for two minutes straight 😂 I'm super short and always find it hilarious when it takes the hairdresser super long to get me high enough 😂❤️🌼
Same
I'm the opposite, they sit me all the way down and ask me to huntch over a bit lol
It finally happened, and it was well worth the wait. So good in fact, I fell asleep twice to this already, and have to rewatch it again.
Also got insane tingles from the powdering. Hopefully, we get a certain Count visiting the barber shop soon too.
I didn't realize how much I needed this until I experienced it. It was the ray of happiness that I needed at this time.
This dude is respecting me more than my family does 💀
Good luck finding a healthy relationship
avengers: saving the world
thor: doing asmr
lmao
Asgard gets quite boring
SIKE I LIE, YOUR MOM'S A GUY
I have no idea what I just said
Saving the world from one yee yee ass haircut at a time.
I'm dead😂😂😂
I nearly spat out my tea when he said “have you grown a bit” 😂😂😂 6:00
The trees are speaking Ewokonees
I almost spilled my coffee on my new laptop XD.
@@Auzi-56 what is a ewack
@@mrcheese1659 yes
@@mrcheese1659 oh my young Padawan the history of Endor awaits you.
the tapping with water in the end right before the powder is insanely relaxing!!!!
Plot twist. The "riff raff" is actually the king from far far away trying to sneak out to get a relaxing haircut from a barbershop recommended to him by the ugly step sister
Chill with your fanfiction
Lolly Pop
Alladin with extra steps
That I could understand. I mean it could be before the marriage of him and Lillian. That would make Farquaad roughly 20 here at latest.
I like to imagine that he took over young and with the "riff raff" being Harold this would be the case. If not, it could've been him in a disguise or a local just before Shrek 1.
Just a simple man making his way in the asmr galaxy
This is the way
I love that all the pictures are of him in the background
Fred's Voice sure knows how to make you feel like royalty.
I love how we see ourselves get kicked out from another perspective
Lord Farquad gettin pampered, damn makes me wanna take his crown
Alternate name for the video : Watch Fred be a simp for Lord Farquad for the next 30 minutes.
lmao
Lmfao
Indeed
“Ooohh baby! That’s what I’ve been waiting for”
-some genius waiting for the Lord Farquad treatment
I need definitely more of this whole Shrek asmr !! Btw May the holy algorithm send its beam of attention on your Channel!
No one is quite as high as you
Me smoking weed: Hehe.
Omg😂😂😂😂😂
I let the voice of love take me *higher*
Snoop dog be like
Yezzir
I thought I was the only one who smoked before listening to asmr , Glad that people are getting medicated.
Lmao
Fred: “your wealthy so you can share”
Me: “LMAO he a gold digger”
True true but me when I remember this is HIS: “HES RICH”
That unexpected zoom-in on the Lord Farquaad picture almost made me laugh. It REEEAALLY caught me off guard
everything about this was exquisite, but the powder patting sent me to tingle heaven for sure.
The people who disliked this are the forest creatures *edit* I didn't actually realise I got this many likes until now lmao thank you
there are 12 imposter among us right now
69th like
Who may live in swamps
34 impostors
158
Fred, it’s been so long, Lord Farquaad needs a haircut again. When are you doing it?
Yo he dead he dont need a new one eny time soon
I really need a haircut but my local shops too busy, hello Fred.
Fred- “HELLO THERE”
in germany where i live every barbershop /friseur has closed in the moment so rasta is the best hairstyle you can do
Yes! He did it! And the camera is even put lower on this one, improving it by a ton
But is it really overly friendly? It just seems regular friendly to me.
How's it going, my lord?
There is no one else like you, you are the one and ONLY‼️ Continue to be amazing and support others along the way 💯Get your mental right for all the blessings you are about to receive, Always remember you are DESERVING 💯
copy paste nehme ich mal an
Overly friendly? Hmmm -_- who are you and where's the real Fred?!?!
Who is this impostor?!
Okay yeah overused meme but
Fred sus
Their is one imposter amoung us
one of my favorite asmr
I feel like fred could persuade anyone angry just acting like a rp
"nobody is higher than you"
-fred 2021
Travis Scott:
Wait thats illegal
Snoop dog to you:are you challenging me?
At 19:10 i closed my eyes and I could literally smell the gingerbread. You're amazing
“Of the Day” January 10, 2021
Thought of The Day
“It always seems impossible until it's done.”
Joke of the The Day
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? Same middle name.
Random Fact of the the Day
The flashes of colored light you see when you rub your eyes are called “phosphenes”.
Celebrity Birthday of the Day
1981 Brian Joo, Korean-American K-pop and R&B singer (Fly to the Sky), born in Absecon, New Jersey
Word of the of the Day
haptic
[HAP-tik]
(Adjective)
1 : relating to or based on the sense of touch
2 : characterized by a predilection for the sense of touch
If I say that I love Fred's hands, may I be considered a haptic person? 😁
@@grumpy9721 no, that would be a misuse of the word
@@gusg6197 too bad! 😁😁😁
Yo dude that's awesome
Ewww a nurd!!!! EJMR is a nurd EJMR is a nurd lol
It must be difficult for him to do all of this while kneeling.
Either that or a really tall chair.
That's what she said... Or he..?
*_Wait_*
7:50 his smile makes me giggle. It’s just so innocent looking
Why does this kind of remind me of Lucious Malfoy whenever he talks to Voldemort🤣
“My Lord?”
Fred could do a good Lucious!
I believe so as well!
@@bekahrogers4568
As it so happens, he actually HAS done a Lucius Malfoy video! A quick search will find it. :)
@@lewascan2676 Oh really? Thanks for telling me!
Imagine that wasn't lord farquaad but riff raff in disguise as lord farqaad.
❤ the tapping on the powder case 🤯 .
The pictures of Fred in the back 😂😂😂
Hear me out, so the “friendly” barber series, we are the ugly stepsister, this obviously takes place in the Shrek universe because of Farqquad (meaning this is before Shrek 1, as Shrek is not a member of society yet, as such, the fairytail villains aren’t either)
@Oli Ver voiced by THE Larry King
@@jimbothetimbo6790 at least Dorris is respected unlike her sister so I can buy that. Like even before Shrek showed up. Yes she stays in the Poison Apple at the time, but you can tell no one dares mess with her as well as respects her. That's saying something considering the patreons.
Anyone else notice the zoom in on Farquaads picture in background. Attention to detail is 👌
Time is 4:04
Omg I’m surprised not a lot of people have noticed lol I lost my shit when I saw it
Should've started with:
"You're shorter than I expected"
That's what she said
@@abovemvphighlights5728 😂😂😂
@@abovemvphighlights5728 what's the length
feel like ive heard that somewhere
@@zjulesy Yeah me too pal
I wonder how Fred reacted when he found out his favorite customer was eaten by a dragon and his girl left him?😫
We may just need a Depressed Barber Asmr roleplay after this
I don't understand explain please
@@febe_38 lord Farquad was eaten by a dragon in the Shrek movie.
@@oleknowak283 okaaay I understand
Hallelujah, a Shrek comment, I was starting to get worried, that it's just me, who thinks about Shrek EVERY time, someone says "Farquard"...
Half of the comments on all Freds videos for the last 3 years: ThOr.
6:05 when you meet relatives you haven’t seen in months
LMAOOOOO
also recommended as a pickup line
Dear Fred, you are getting better and better at cutting hair, nice job!
This was one of the best ASMR experiences I've ever had.
only the people who had the previous haircut here will understand.
lol.
He kicked me out before farquaad came 😔
Indeed
What video was it?
@@dankmemes3645 it was one of the rude barbershop ones, not sure which one though since he's done so many.