My diamond, My brilliant, opulent, radiant, briopulent, opilliant, radilliant, radiopulant, GLIMMERING- -My diamond will suffice, or we'll never get through this. Of course, My Diamond. My brilliant, opulent diamond. *ahem*. My Diamond. My brilliant- -GET TO THE POINT YELLOW DIE-MOND So unprecedented, that one can't help but wonder, why. My diamond. My brilliant, opulent radiant gl- AHHH!
"BUT NONE OF THEM SAW SAUCE QUARTZ APPROACH" -Blue Die-mond. Im literally dying over here Sauce Television and then all of the sudden "Wouldent her Sapphires of seen Rose Quartz COMING" -Blue Die-mond Then im just over here bursting out laughing, Sauce Television you did good on this video please make more in the future as funny as this one
"As soon as that door opens, you're going to *die"* "I want to know what she thinks we're going to do with her." (Intense violin music) *BECAUSE I WANT TO SO SOMETHING WORSE"* (high pitched voice) "DO NOT ADDRESS ME WAR CRIMINAL"
RIP Yellow Die-mond and Blue Die-mond But wait... What about Pink Die-mond and White Die-mond??? Are they somewhere out there in space waiting for the perfect day to fuse and conquer the whole galaxy? We'll never find out I guess...
Which joke was the best? Let me know so I know what to make more of.
The zircon jokes
Sauce Television I was probably like probably
the part where the yellow Zircon kept going on and on about "my brilliant opulent diamond" and Yellow Diamond finally got so pissed off because of it.
Yellow Diamond getting triggered by the yellow Zircon XD
kink diamond
My diamond,
My brilliant, opulent, radiant, briopulent, opilliant, radilliant, radiopulant, GLIMMERING-
Teph *I'VE HEARD ENOUGH*
My diamond will suffice or we'll never get through this
Rip Yellow-Die mond
Teph jajajaja hi, i live in colombia, not english sorry
My diamond will suffice, or we'll never get throo this!
"Ha! Sounds like a solid confession to meme!" -Yellow Diamond 2017
_"h a"_
_Well, shit_
Spectra Dusker
That why the people on this world belive in!!!
Dimond
The peradactel!!!
And Defective pearl
And steven!!!
Spectra Dusker _ha_......_how did you do it_
Spectra Dusker "Huah."
"Did you do this or nut"
-Zircon 1901
Benjo Canarias
Correction, Blue Zircon.
Dyna-Might correction, Blue die-mond
It was meme alright
Error 404 likes
1901?
"the court remembers, and the court... Does not remember. " I died.
xD
Literally read this as she said it 😂😂😂😂
Yellow Diamond's face in 1:22 made burst out laughing in the entire neighborhood
agate
+dario ivanovski its a meme now its called yellow diamond trigger face just search it up you can see the whole episode
Zircon: STOP
Bd: How Did You Shatter Her?
Zircon: STOP! STOP STO-STOP!
1:38 the court remembers and the court does not remember XD
I need help!!!!
Xdd
Ur profile makes it even better XD
CERMIT
XD lol
agate
2:28 DID YOU DO THIS OR NUT?!?!?
You mean 2:33
That's what I said
Answer: Nut
Let's all just be amazed at the deductive reasoning by blue zircon for figuring out something only one person in the entire universe knew.
5 years of loyal service to the fandom and this is what I get?
Thanks for the heart
Pearllllll?!
The unluckiest SU fan in the galaxy
My diamond, my brilliant, opulant, radiant, GLIMMERING-
Robinat reoblentent
agate
Diamond
My diamond will sulphide.
My Diamond will suffice, or we'll never get through this.
...
IS THIS THE PUNISHMENT ?
XD
No I just wanted to
trap you
0:45
Fandom Orbiter995 kkk
Shamim akhtar i think he ment "IS THIS THE (PUN)ISHMENT" LOL
ONE MORE LIKE FOR 666
0:01 that's why the people of this world believe in
blue diamond
the peridactile
and defective pearl
AND STEVEN
My diamond, My brilliant, opulent, radiant, briopulent, opilliant, radilliant, radiopulant, GLIMMERING-
-My diamond will suffice, or we'll never get through this.
Of course, My Diamond. My brilliant, opulent diamond.
*ahem*. My Diamond. My brilliant-
-GET TO THE POINT YELLOW DIE-MOND
So unprecedented, that one can't help but wonder, why. My diamond. My brilliant, opulent radiant gl- AHHH!
Pufflechops R.I.P YEELOW DIEMEND
0:46 Cause I want to do something worse * puts in box* ..... Is this the punishment
solitary confinement
@Majora's Mask Steven has been found guilty. Time for the punishment!
🤪
2:05
Steven: Just let him go!
**points at Blue Zircon**
Blue Diamond! The Peridactyl! And Defective Pearl!
Its confirmed
Rose quartz is a *sauce*
But none of them saw sauce quartz...
GODDAMMIT YOUR PROFILE PICTURE
HOW DID YOU SHASHAR KINK DIAMOND
Swap Au Tom the peridatooooo do that i didnt sharshar kink Diemond
Swap Au Tom
Get to the point yellow diemond
used my giant robot
Pearl did it
I slapped her to death
DO NOT ADRESS ME W A R C R I M I N A L!
agate
Ok, this is embarrassing and pretty funny as I do say so myself.
Blue Zircon: S T O P
Blue Zircon Hello Blue Zircon when did you reform
Blue Zircon it's uuuuuui
*S T O P*
Blue Zircon ‘big Zircon fan (me) sneaks up behind you’ OuO
"BUT NONE OF THEM SAW SAUCE QUARTZ APPROACH" -Blue Die-mond. Im literally dying over here Sauce Television and then all of the sudden "Wouldent her Sapphires of seen Rose Quartz COMING" -Blue Die-mond Then im just over here bursting out laughing, Sauce Television you did good on this video please make more in the future as funny as this one
blue:"I want to know what she thinks were going to do her because i want to do something worse"
steven:*in a empty Room* "is this the punishment?" lol
Yes, solitary confinement.
agate
IM SO GLAD I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT OF THE YELLOW DIAMOND FACE WHEN BLUE DIAMOND GASPED
So did I. Best part of the whole YTP!XDXD
the majestic tinfoil You are not the only one XD
Literally the best part tho XD
toastyjules ditto
I did I c8at type
2:03 my favorite part
Yes
Yellow diamond: “sounds like a solid confession to meme!”
Blue diamond: “ha”
GREEN SALT LAWYER IS ILLUMINATI CONFIRM
Nerdy Tem YOU MEAN SALTY GREEN ILLUMINATI YELLOW DIE MOND
Nerdy Tem yellow
Ashfur the blonde edgelord yellow
Ashfur the blonde edgelord its confirmed
its the lighting, Its yellow
I've only started watching your channel but it's hilarious
Same
3:12
You missed the perfect opportunity to add Holo-Pearl's "THRUST".
Oreo Surprise true
Is it just me or is that pose of Yellow Diamond standing when she was about the poof Blue Zircon so intimidatingly beautiful
0:26 my mum when i dont do my homework
yep...too true...
0:19 When i forgot to do my homework and i know whats going to happen!
Cheetos lover!!! can I have a Cheetos??
Cheetos lover!!! can I have a Cheetos?? LOL
fuck your homework
Ha Sounds like a solid confession to meme
HA
"rose wurtz did it"
...
YOU'RE ON A ROCK... FLOATING IN SP-
it's sad, i'm sad, i said... i miss u
...
♪HOW DID THIS HAPPEN♪
Teph ace. some of it's water
NOT ANYMORE THERE IS A BLANKET
NOW YOU CAN EAT SUNLIGHT
Tephlin the sun is a lazy fucker
PART 2 IS COMING SOON
whennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
Sauce Television yay!!!!!! 😃
Jeffy Cena Probably on thursday
Sauce Television its thursday
that means to 10000 months
2:02 XD
LumeOnutty
Illiumi *NUT* ti
Same! xD
Luumenas die-mond more like (ill) luumenati die-mond!!!
Blue Diamond's laugh at 2:10 is just the best, and I don't know why.
2:11
*"Kink Diamond.?"* -Wheezes-
Did I accidental cross out *wheezes*?*WHEEZES*!
Cybrina Cottons
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🐤🐤🐤🐤🐥🐥🐥🐣🐣🐣 🐥🐥🐥🐥🐤🐤
"disregard that last statement" lol ilaughed when she sits back
*the CN logo is upside down*
Yup
statement disregarded
*You mean reversed*?
Me too xD
Blue DIEmond: but none of them saw Sauce quartz approach?
Sauce quartz is my new favourite character
There is a fine line between mlg and ytp. This video combines them.
omg yes
"The court remember and... the court does not remember" 😂😂
DID YOU DO THIS OR NUT 👌👌😂
quality ytp
i enjoy d it
I laughed at this SU YTP so much I nearly peed myself😐btw this video is the first ive seen from you absolutely awesome YTP
I just laugh so hard when you zoom into yellow diamond concerned faces XDDDD
1:24 triggered
4:01 more triggered
STOP!
STO-STOP!
*STOP*
*S T A H P !*
_stop!_
*S T A P ! !*
*w HEEZES*
Is that creature okay...?
I'm still baffled that there are people who willingly make subtitles for these and contribute them
That was the best ytp I've ever saw
Thanks for the laughs
4:01 I was dying💀💀
how come everytime YD makes one of those doubt faces the camera zooms it in
Spar Lamarca
Cuz its funny 🙃
Gosh, the subtitles are killing me X'D
"As soon as that door opens, you're going to *die"*
"I want to know what she thinks we're going to do with her." (Intense violin music) *BECAUSE I WANT TO SO SOMETHING WORSE"*
(high pitched voice) "DO NOT ADDRESS ME WAR CRIMINAL"
"Someone like you!!"
*yellow diamond gets angry and stands up*
"Uh, disregard that last statement"
*yellow diamond sits back down*
I come back to this and it’s STILL SUPER FUNNY!! 😭😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
STOP!
No. I want to STOP! hear what she STOP! has to sa-STOP!
STOP! STOP! XDDD
Omg thanks for over 50 likes :D
Eyeball *sTOP*
Wow 81 likes, thank you guys XD
Thanks for the 49 likes😂
this video is only 6 years old, why does it feel like a time capsule
Hands down the best YTP I've seen, congrats! This was hilarious
This was legendary back in the day.
“It’s that rose quartz?”
“No this is Patrick “
Deffective pearl!!! -jasper
Alfhayed Najal or was it peridot
Yellow Diamond: "The Court remembers, and the Court does not remember !" XD
I LOVE WHEN ONLY eye SAY PERIDACTOL
Wow it’s so good to come back to this
This was hilarious!!! XD
Uhh disregard that last statement!
*sits back down*
That was priceless. I laughed so hard . Great job
Sauce Quartz VS Kink Diamond
Whos more MLG
I want to (stop) know wh(stop)at she want (stop) to say
I was dying
Lali Vang I WAS DYEING TO!!!!!!!
STO-OP
_stop!_
*sto-stop!*
*_stop!_*
Lali Vang
S
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The first two seconds of this video is all the entertainment I need
PLEASE PUT IT ON A MINUTE LOOP
This made me laugh so much(on the inside). The fact that it's early in the morning, I tried my best to not laugh so I don't wake up my parents.
hah sounds like a solid confession to meme
my dimond killed me😂
METTATON EX ! Same XD My brilliant DIEMOND
1:45 S T O P
ST🔸P
Zircons cracked me up. Everything did!! I loved it
*[Thank you.]*
i eventually come back here when i'm out of brain cells, and it never gets old
"The Court remembers and the court does not remember" I'm legit crying rn xD
lol I love that Illuminati moment XD Yellow Zircon's face tho XD
1:31 I thought it was going to be white diamond but nope it was eyeball
thank you for reading ma mined XD
Omg I love the person who made the subtitles XD
I haven't laughed at ytp's for years, but this time...
THANK YOU DUDE
Do NOT! adress me, *WAR CRIMINAL!*
Guys!! Blue Zircon is voiced by Barb!!
croissant 910
...I don't get it, who?
croissant 910 No its not, She was voiced by Amy Sedaris
o she is
Sounds like a solid confession to meme
4:02 this word being used and existing in a society fully compromised of lesbians is in it of itself is pretty funny.
2:50 XD when blue said isn't it? And it zoomed in on this face I started to laugh and cried
3:49 she should have shot lasers out of her fingers
"The court remembers and the court does not remember"
I Laph Hard On This 0:44
very GOOD joke pacing. did a good job keeping the jokes constant
2:32 DIT YOU DO THIS OR NUT?! Lol
Best ytp ever Plz make part two soon good job dude
3:49 IT would be better if it was like this on the original
*E Y E* B A L L
This video is awesome good job
The last part at the end; this is the quality content I subscribed for!!
OK u earned a subber
RIP Yellow Die-mond and Blue Die-mond
But wait...
What about Pink Die-mond and White Die-mond???
Are they somewhere out there in space waiting for the perfect day to fuse and conquer the whole galaxy?
We'll never find out I guess...
Blue Zircon: woah... Don't say that! Especially not when you're out there!
Steven: Out where?
Blue Zircon: *OUT THERE* !
Me: 😂😂😂
This is one of the best YTPs of this episode I've seen thus far 😁😁😂😂👍👍❤️❤️❤️❤️😍
You have just earned another subscriber my dude