(YTP) Yellow DIE-Monds Failed Trial Attempt | Steven Universe | Part 1

[@saucetelevision7915]

Which joke was the best? Let me know so I know what to make more of.

[@ashfur6719]

The zircon jokes

[@EggBeter]

Sauce Television I was probably like probably

[@viciousservant5151]

the part where the yellow Zircon kept going on and on about "my brilliant opulent diamond" and Yellow Diamond finally got so pissed off because of it.

[@spectradusker4305]

Yellow Diamond getting triggered by the yellow Zircon XD

[@fariniachocobo6514]

kink diamond

[@spectradusker4305]

"Ha! Sounds like a solid confession to meme!" -Yellow Diamond 2017

[@xf_art_]

_"h a"_

[@whitediamond2901]

_Well, shit_

[@generalgrievous2745]

Spectra Dusker
That why the people on this world belive in!!!
Dimond
The peradactel!!!
And Defective pearl
And steven!!!

[@doudidoda4737]

Spectra Dusker _ha_......_how did you do it_

[@thegoodworldarmyhasmoved8671]

Spectra Dusker "Huah."

[@squidp5066]

"Did you do this or nut"
-Zircon 1901

[@notsoanonymouself]

Benjo Canarias
Correction, Blue Zircon.

[@hectordanielsanchezcobo6457]

Dyna-Might correction, Blue die-mond

[@liszi7406]

It was meme alright

[@clodyellow8014]

Error 404 likes

[@AglazedDonut643]

1901?

[@tephlin1405]

My diamond,
My brilliant, opulent, radiant, briopulent, opilliant, radilliant, radiopulant, GLIMMERING-

[@artificialflavors2965]

Teph *I'VE HEARD ENOUGH*

[@19koffing]

My diamond will suffice or we'll never get through this

[@eeveeontheeeveelutionmaste9674]

Rip Yellow-Die mond

[@ELBLOGDETENORIO1]

Teph jajajaja hi, i live in colombia, not english sorry

[@mikasaackerman7127]

My diamond will suffice, or we'll never get throo this!

[@ritatakla9907]

"the court remembers, and the court... Does not remember. " I died.

[@winterwemoon3645]

xD

[@jlisaexe6964]

Literally read this as she said it 😂😂😂😂

[@darioivanovski33]

Yellow Diamond's face in 1:22 made burst out laughing in the entire neighborhood

[@pewpewpew8900]

agate

[@renniemarkgabbaoan856]

+dario ivanovski its a meme now its called yellow diamond trigger face just search it up you can see the whole episode

[@EdgeLord-yr6mr]

Zircon: STOP
Bd: How Did You Shatter Her?
Zircon: STOP! STOP STO-STOP!

[@ineedhelp1232]

1:38 the court remembers and the court does not remember XD

[@TerminatorGeForce]

I need help!!!!

[@thatboisans]

Xdd

[@tizzotyra]

Ur profile makes it even better XD
CERMIT

[@demondragon9392]

XD lol

[@pewpewpew8900]

agate

[@pearlpoint9838]

5 years of loyal service to the fandom and this is what I get?

[@pearlpoint9838]

Thanks for the heart

[@peridotandlazuli6526]

Pearllllll?!

[@SundaeSaurus]

The unluckiest SU fan in the galaxy

[@ahmajambe3879]

...
IS THIS THE PUNISHMENT ?
XD

[@fakepeanuts8511]

AhMaJambe! I found that funny too

[@emenadamc8419]

No I just wanted to
trap you

[@ThePotionMaster413]

0:45

[@ruanroyalegames6925]

Fandom Orbiter995 kkk

[@badardakillerop9004]

Shamim akhtar i think he ment "IS THIS THE (PUN)ISHMENT" LOL

[@ashurean]

Let's all just be amazed at the deductive reasoning by blue zircon for figuring out something only one person in the entire universe knew.

[@Raymond-bq9le]

My diamond, my brilliant, opulant, radiant, GLIMMERING-

[@bryanthe2mtengine369]

Robinat reoblentent

[@pewpewpew8900]

agate

[@bryanthe2mtengine369]

Diamond

[@comixgachaverse1256]

My diamond will sulphide.

[@gyrozeinkling]

My Diamond will suffice, or we'll never get through this.

[@BaxterDaTrashball]

0:01 that's why the people of this world believe in
blue diamond
the peridactile
and defective pearl
AND STEVEN

[@pineapplefam2600]

2:28 DID YOU DO THIS OR NUT?!?!?

[@flatbreadjk]

You mean 2:33

[@zackthesilvern6867]

That's what I said

[@Joseph_Drew_III]

Answer: Nut

[@tnarwhal]

My diamond, My brilliant, opulent, radiant, briopulent, opilliant, radilliant, radiopulant, GLIMMERING-
-My diamond will suffice, or we'll never get through this.
Of course, My Diamond. My brilliant, opulent diamond.
*ahem*. My Diamond. My brilliant-
-GET TO THE POINT YELLOW DIE-MOND
So unprecedented, that one can't help but wonder, why. My diamond. My brilliant, opulent radiant gl- AHHH!

[@jaysin8247]

Pufflechops R.I.P YEELOW DIEMEND

[@pineapplefam2600]

0:46 Cause I want to do something worse * puts in box* ..... Is this the punishment

[@mahlawn2808]

solitary confinement

[@cremmy_crem621]

@Majora's Mask Steven has been found guilty. Time for the punishment!

[@ashantilandrum3006]

🤪

[@mariaeduarda4647]

2:05
Steven: Just let him go!
**points at Blue Zircon**

[@minecraftfoxy]

blue:"I want to know what she thinks were going to do her because i want to do something worse"
steven:*in a empty Room* "is this the punishment?" lol

[@fandomguy8025]

Yes, solitary confinement.

[@pewpewpew8900]

agate

[@ashfur6719]

GREEN SALT LAWYER IS ILLUMINATI CONFIRM

[@flaimingmiaproductions3746]

Nerdy Tem YOU MEAN SALTY GREEN ILLUMINATI YELLOW DIE MOND

[@vincikeeper1581]

Nerdy Tem yellow

[@vincikeeper1581]

Ashfur the blonde edgelord yellow

[@kingsavagex1391]

Ashfur the blonde edgelord its confirmed

[@pinkpegacorn4283]

its the lighting, Its yellow

[@saucetelevision7915]

PART 2 IS COMING SOON

[@ROOTBEERMAN2]

whennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[@juhy.-.377]

Sauce Television yay!!!!!! 😃

[@saucetelevision7915]

Jeffy Cena Probably on thursday

[@perisnotl1023]

Sauce Television its thursday

[@roseoverkill2568]

that means to 10000 months

[@dr.badtimes3660]

Blue Diamond! The Peridactyl! And Defective Pearl!

[@bluezircon9995]

Ok, this is embarrassing and pretty funny as I do say so myself.

[@sharinadeguzman3301]

Blue Zircon: S T O P

[@ObiWanKenobi212]

Blue Zircon Hello Blue Zircon when did you reform

[@peridotandlazuli6526]

Blue Zircon it's uuuuuui

[@purpletailzz]

*S T O P*

[@quirkyeggmuffin]

Blue Zircon ‘big Zircon fan (me) sneaks up behind you’ OuO

[@aa-qi6fh]

HOW DID YOU SHASHAR KINK DIAMOND

[@xxxdarkwolfiexxx3519]

Swap Au Tom the peridatooooo do that i didnt sharshar kink Diemond

[@xxxdarkwolfiexxx3519]

Swap Au Tom
Get to the point yellow diemond

[@habit0rrabbit130]

used my giant robot

[@retro-san3102]

Pearl did it

[@leonchua5948]

I slapped her to death

[@rveann]

Its confirmed
Rose quartz is a *sauce*

[@spiknuki8774]

But none of them saw sauce quartz...

[@pepperbee_]

GODDAMMIT YOUR PROFILE PICTURE

[@eseeyah]

Ha Sounds like a solid confession to meme
HA

[@anthonyu4948]

2:03 my favorite part

[@magicmonkey7075]

Yes

[@yaahyaahyahh]

DO NOT ADRESS ME W A R C R I M I N A L!

[@pewpewpew8900]

agate

[@crankedfrankie6836]

IM SO GLAD I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT OF THE YELLOW DIAMOND FACE WHEN BLUE DIAMOND GASPED

[@toontic1543]

So did I. Best part of the whole YTP!XDXD

[@eyeballtheruby]

the majestic tinfoil You are not the only one XD

[@hellomynameisbob3063]

Literally the best part tho XD

[@mrinkdemon2651]

toastyjules ditto

[@muhammediqbal8004]

I did I c8at type

[@hudda7971]

"BUT NONE OF THEM SAW SAUCE QUARTZ APPROACH" -Blue Die-mond. Im literally dying over here Sauce Television and then all of the sudden "Wouldent her Sapphires of seen Rose Quartz COMING" -Blue Die-mond Then im just over here bursting out laughing, Sauce Television you did good on this video please make more in the future as funny as this one

[@tephlin1405]

"rose wurtz did it"
...
YOU'RE ON A ROCK... FLOATING IN SP-

[@turkletrenox3062]

it's sad, i'm sad, i said... i miss u
...
♪HOW DID THIS HAPPEN♪

[@youinanalternateuniverse]

Teph ace. some of it's water

[@RedactedGone]

NOT ANYMORE THERE IS A BLANKET

[@hyper.official]

NOW YOU CAN EAT SUNLIGHT

[@Tuntisch]

Tephlin the sun is a lazy fucker

[@Adam-bt5os]

Yellow diamond: “sounds like a solid confession to meme!”
Blue diamond: “ha”

[@Unitedzodiac]

0:26 my mum when i dont do my homework

[@zombies5100]

yep...too true...

[@OverSteam]

0:19 When i forgot to do my homework and i know whats going to happen!

[@jorgec.9860]

Cheetos lover!!! can I have a Cheetos??

[@comixgachaversealishalyash4819]

Cheetos lover!!! can I have a Cheetos?? LOL

[@lemig-3179]

fuck your homework

[@cybrinacottons894]

*"Kink Diamond.?"* -Wheezes-

[@cybrinacottons894]

Did I accidental cross out *wheezes*?*WHEEZES*!

[@jaysin8247]

Cybrina Cottons
S
T
A
P
H

[@leonardo-nl6lk]

🐤🐤🐤🐤🐥🐥🐥🐣🐣🐣 🐥🐥🐥🐥🐤🐤

[@andrewscott5775]

I've only started watching your channel but it's hilarious

[@kikikoko280]

Same

[@loose_screwed]

3:12
You missed the perfect opportunity to add Holo-Pearl's "THRUST".

[@aA-tl1qo]

Oreo Surprise true

[@esonym9888]

Blue Diamond's laugh at 2:10 is just the best, and I don't know why.

[@VeryRandomChannel]

2:11

[@mr.nugget1036]

2:02 XD

[@ja-cai]

LumeOnutty

[@tornamp3]

Illiumi *NUT* ti

[@winterwemoon3645]

Same! xD

[@spicyflamingo5769]

Luumenas die-mond more like (ill) luumenati die-mond!!!

[@johnnyswig9850]

"disregard that last statement" lol ilaughed when she sits back

[@opaskilylamoon9919]

*the CN logo is upside down*

[@ericleow62]

Yup

[@deffdefying4803]

statement disregarded

[@thuthuantranthi2375]

*You mean reversed*?

[@winterwemoon3645]

Me too xD

[@niki1801]

"The court remember and... the court does not remember" 😂😂

[@teacup4561]

quality ytp
i enjoy d it

[@TheShadowgirlaa12]

I just laugh so hard when you zoom into yellow diamond concerned faces XDDDD

[@ConnorM0618]

Is it just me or is that pose of Yellow Diamond standing when she was about the poof Blue Zircon so intimidatingly beautiful

[@eyeballtheruby]

STOP!
No. I want to STOP! hear what she STOP! has to sa-STOP!
STOP! STOP! XDDD

[@eyeballtheruby]

Omg thanks for over 50 likes :D

[@moved7814]

Eyeball *sTOP*

[@eyeballtheruby]

Wow 81 likes, thank you guys XD

[@lalivang2441]

Thanks for the 49 likes😂

[@nicocullenmcknight9940]

Blue DIEmond: but none of them saw Sauce quartz approach?
Sauce quartz is my new favourite character

[@thingtalope571]

There is a fine line between mlg and ytp. This video combines them.

[@brandon.r9239]

omg yes

[@CTL_]

4:01 I was dying💀💀

[@nazarfromua7941]

STOP!
STO-STOP!
*STOP*

[@zirgay7093]

*S T A H P !*

[@sludgeparties]

_stop!_

[@zirgay7093]

*S T A P ! !*

[@sludgeparties]

*w HEEZES*

[@zirgay7093]

Is that creature okay...?

[@PivotDragon88]

how come everytime YD makes one of those doubt faces the camera zooms it in

[@opaskilylamoon9919]

Spar Lamarca
Cuz its funny 🙃

[@kiancherrett8191]

I laughed at this SU YTP so much I nearly peed myself😐btw this video is the first ive seen from you absolutely awesome YTP

[@orangutansoda]

"Someone like you!!"
*yellow diamond gets angry and stands up*
"Uh, disregard that last statement"
*yellow diamond sits back down*

[@maum6401]

1:24 triggered

[@AbiRose539]

4:01 more triggered

[@ammi104]

Gosh, the subtitles are killing me X'D

[@greencyborgninjadude6094]

That was the best ytp I've ever saw
Thanks for the laughs

[@lalivang2441]

I want to (stop) know wh(stop)at she want (stop) to say

[@lalivang2441]

I was dying

[@user-dd2nd3uz9r]

Lali Vang I WAS DYEING TO!!!!!!!

[@pinkdiamond7750]

STO-OP

[@sludgeparties]

_stop!_
*sto-stop!*
*_stop!_*

[@jaysin8247]

Lali Vang
S
T
A
H
P

[@lolanakashima-brooke4899]

"As soon as that door opens, you're going to *die"*
"I want to know what she thinks we're going to do with her." (Intense violin music) *BECAUSE I WANT TO SO SOMETHING WORSE"*
(high pitched voice) "DO NOT ADDRESS ME WAR CRIMINAL"

[@cristinamotta4471]

“It’s that rose quartz?”
“No this is Patrick “

[@alfahid4904]

Deffective pearl!!! -jasper

[@callistrom3973]

Alfhayed Najal or was it peridot

[@sassulps5705]

DID YOU DO THIS OR NUT 👌👌😂

[@seviper2004]

That was priceless. I laughed so hard . Great job

[@allanthomas1110]

Yellow Diamond: "The Court remembers, and the Court does not remember !" XD

[@nob2243]

I'm still baffled that there are people who willingly make subtitles for these and contribute them

[@wapamokapowiePD0T]

1:45 S T O P

[@Mary-tt2dy]

ST🔸P

[@ohhididntseeyathere7012]

Sauce Quartz VS Kink Diamond
Whos more MLG

[@eyeballtheruby]

lol I love that Illuminati moment XD Yellow Zircon's face tho XD

[@bingobongo7895]

Hands down the best YTP I've seen, congrats! This was hilarious

[@redlovely1953]

This was hilarious!!! XD
Uhh disregard that last statement!
*sits back down*

[@RightAngleProductions]

"The Court remembers and the court does not remember" I'm legit crying rn xD

[@mikasaackerman7127]

Do NOT! adress me, *WAR CRIMINAL!*

[@Aliejha]

I LOVE WHEN ONLY eye SAY PERIDACTOL

[@SecondJoestar]

2:50 XD when blue said isn't it? And it zoomed in on this face I started to laugh and cried

[@40watt53]

This was legendary back in the day.

[@sirspoonhead2892]

my dimond killed me😂

[@animecat4263]

METTATON EX ! Same XD My brilliant DIEMOND

[@seantheporcupine7979]

hah sounds like a solid confession to meme

[@DonatelloKavehrsace]

3:49 she should have shot lasers out of her fingers

[@thatruthfulliar]

This made me laugh so much(on the inside). The fact that it's early in the morning, I tried my best to not laugh so I don't wake up my parents.

[@BaxterDaTrashball]

Blue Zircon: woah... Don't say that! Especially not when you're out there!
Steven: Out where?
Blue Zircon: *OUT THERE* !
Me: 😂😂😂

[@nothingtodohere199]

1:31 I thought it was going to be white diamond but nope it was eyeball
thank you for reading ma mined XD

[@alexandrucalciu4806]

"The court remembers and the court does not remember"

[@kmart3453]

Guys!! Blue Zircon is voiced by Barb!!

[@softmushroombaby1320]

croissant 910
...I don't get it, who?

[@jimadvincula10]

croissant 910 No its not, She was voiced by Amy Sedaris

[@blueberry_dreams6834]

o she is

[@CedroEscarlate]

i eventually come back here when i'm out of brain cells, and it never gets old

[@sparrowwing5347]

2:26 The most beautiful thing I've seen for whole day

[@ladynova2587]

Turns out I paused this video at 1:17 and YD's face is just PRICELESS!!!

[@zackthesilvern6867]

2:32 DIT YOU DO THIS OR NUT?! Lol

[@kikikoko280]

Zircons cracked me up. Everything did!! I loved it

[@yellowzircon1652]

*[Thank you.]*

[@peterparkour9405]

Sounds like a solid confession to meme

[@ToolkaRoolka]

I haven't laughed at ytp's for years, but this time...
THANK YOU DUDE

[@galacticstar28]

I Laph Hard On This 0:44

[@ariira9331]

this video is only 6 years old, why does it feel like a time capsule

[@whyyou268]

I come back to this and it’s STILL SUPER FUNNY!! 😭😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mistystakes]

The first two seconds of this video is all the entertainment I need
PLEASE PUT IT ON A MINUTE LOOP

[@Kablowshky]

D
Di
Die
Die M
Die Mo
Die Mon
Die Mond
Die Monds
Die Mond
Die Mon
Die Mo
Die M
Die
Di
D
edit: 2 likes THANK YOU

[@xinveo9336]

Wow it’s so good to come back to this

[@themammoth9051]

As soon as that door opens you are going to DIE
- door opens -
- YELLOW DIAMOND ZAPS STEVEN AND HE BLOWS UP -

[@kamenvapor3658]

3:49 IT would be better if it was like this on the original

[@zombies5100]

Yellow: *gets up with shattering intentions* Nothing you say will save you now...
Blue Zircon: UHH DISREGARD THAT LAST STATEMENT!
Yellow: alright you are forgiven *sits back in chair*

[@a_boring_male]

Omg I love the person who made the subtitles XD

[@luiss428]

*E Y E* B A L L

[@skankytrashbag9808]

2:47 is this video in a nutshell

[@saucetelevision7915]

The internet: Isn't it?

[@akira7752]

OH BURRRRRN BURN!!!!!!! Jk I loved that vid please do more :)

[@devilvalii]

my diamond .my obviont glimary radiant .....😂😂😂

[@OppoRancisis]

Obviont? Do you mean opulent?

[@AtomiKeSportsOfficial]

2:33 okay now that is funny"DID YOU DO THIS OR NUT?" lol XD

[@lilly_furever4835]

YD: is that Rose quarts?
Caps: no this is Patrick