Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 10-24-24 | Bill Burr

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  • Опубліковано 21 лис 2024

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  • @TheDozbergShow
    @TheDozbergShow 28 днів тому +32

    Just saw ol'Billy for that last show in Paris. His bit in french was great! He's one of us now!

  • @krmnych_backlog
    @krmnych_backlog 27 днів тому +31

    Once again, greetings from Ukraine! I'm in bootcamp now. Because of constant night-time air raids all of us newbie Ukrainian army guys and gals have to sleep in a vault underground, dozens of people on a floor in one room. It's no Holiday Inn, nothing comfy and cozy about it. The only thing that helps me to comfortably fall asleep is this podcast. Bill, if you see this comment, thank you. Love you to dеath❤🇺🇦

    • @Coheed2113allday
      @Coheed2113allday 26 днів тому

      Stay safe and stay strong. Fuck Russia

    • @RichardStandingCoud
      @RichardStandingCoud 25 днів тому +1

      I am a 64-year-old native🪶 from the Red lake Nation Minnesota . My Chippewa heritage honors you warriors highly. You are true warriors. Every morning I wake up and walk out to the Red lake shores, I face the morning sun coming up, I hold up my pinch of tobacco in one hand, and my eagle feather in the other, and I say prayers to all on planet Earth. Even all of you in Ukraine. Thank you for your service. Pass my proper to your brothers and sisters there. Long as you're fighting for good, I'm right there with you. I look at it as a tribal thing. We natives had to fight in our tribes for our lands. Vietnamese, with fighting for their lands, tooth, nails and lives. You're fighting for your land. I will send a special prayer out to you guys there in your bunker. Creator, loves the good. Soon as Teflon Don gets in, I think we can wrap this up. Putin is afraid of "The Don". The Middle East is, afraid of The Don. Hang in there buddy. Help's on the way. That's my American minute 🇺🇸

    • @stratocasterblue
      @stratocasterblue 25 днів тому +3

      @@RichardStandingCoud How many years did it take you to be town drunk

    • @robjohnston1026
      @robjohnston1026 16 днів тому

      @@stratocasterblueborn like that

    • @GFY0
      @GFY0 7 днів тому

      Right. And there's still service.. with all these air raids.

  • @ExpeditionOverlanding
    @ExpeditionOverlanding 28 днів тому +7

    For someone who is on the road rocking face with your stand up, plus the involvement in the movies you're in and somehow finding the time to do a podcast twice a week (consistently!), you are a BEAST. Your dedication to the profession is profound, my friend. Thank you for letting us into your world and being part of the process of your amazing success.

  • @MattyMatt80
    @MattyMatt80 28 днів тому +7

    Billy Burr back at it again! I hope I get the opportunity in my lifetime to see you live. Your character and comedic timing is just perfect and it’s so refreshing!! Especially as a lifelong lower upstate New York area.

    • @shelbyrobinson1783
      @shelbyrobinson1783 27 днів тому

      Where in upstate New York? I’m from Syracuse New York and saw him twice at the war memorial oncenter. (The place they filmed slapshot)

  • @chrismercer96
    @chrismercer96 28 днів тому +8

    BILL! I'm just about to eat dinner with my MOTHAAAA for her birthday, and NOW you drop the podcast. I have to fight my urge to listen while smoking outside of the restaurant... PRIORITIES!!!

  • @Dave-0
    @Dave-0 28 днів тому +28

    As soon as I run out of TP, I rush right over to the gym and scrape myself off with some shared equipment. Surely I’m not the only one.

  • @PoppaCYS
    @PoppaCYS 20 днів тому

    I'm glad I discovered the podcast... It's fantastic.

  • @Earth_wind_dan_fire
    @Earth_wind_dan_fire 25 днів тому

    Ok I listen to this podcast ever so often when I have time, but I have to say, having Bill’s wife on was GREAT. I love the back and forth and she brings a great perspective

  • @davidmalone4825
    @davidmalone4825 27 днів тому +1

    Saw him for the first time Wednesday night. Even funnier live and well worth it

  • @rondosavage9594
    @rondosavage9594 28 днів тому +4

    Ole Billy Croissant tryna alienate every profession one podcast at a time lol....good luck getting your next prescription filled in a timely manner.

  • @TercesGarret
    @TercesGarret 27 днів тому +1

    BILL PLEASE DO SOME BEGINNER MECHANIC VIDEOS!! You're the man for the job!!

  • @susanb5177
    @susanb5177 28 днів тому +2

    Watching Breaking Bad. I love his character on that show!
    Come to Harrisburg, PA. Bill, you have fans here!

  • @stemid85
    @stemid85 28 днів тому +5

    Ol Billy Frenchie boy learning a new language like a laaaadyyyyy😂

    • @dafen1641
      @dafen1641 27 днів тому

      How's it funny

    • @Coheed2113allday
      @Coheed2113allday 26 днів тому

      ​@@dafen1641his comment was funny. If you don't get it why listen to this podcast. Would make Bill laugh im sure

  • @MidnightEditor
    @MidnightEditor 28 днів тому +1

    Just saw you on your last date in Paris and It was "fantastique" ! I've been wanting to see you live for over a decade now and It was such a blast. Glad your and Nia are having a good time over here and "on behalf" of the city of Paris, we hope to seen you again soon !

  • @austinm8905
    @austinm8905 23 дні тому

    Don’t apologize for a long podcast mannnnn we love that

  • @clueken13
    @clueken13 24 дні тому

    The older I get the more I appreciate this man. Thank you, respect 🫡, and GFY!

  • @sofianee3580
    @sofianee3580 28 днів тому +4

    Saw him in Paris it was great

  • @ericwatts-et2nl
    @ericwatts-et2nl 28 днів тому

    I use your podcast to workout to. When Nia's on I have to give it up. You two are priceless.

  • @TurdFerguson643
    @TurdFerguson643 28 днів тому

    What a treat, a MMP that lasted my entire night shift at work

  • @thomasfengler3509
    @thomasfengler3509 28 днів тому +1

    Bruh! Listening to you is like reading a letter from home!

  • @ajw3833
    @ajw3833 23 дні тому

    Now I know where you got the inspiration for your woman/queen guy voice. Fun to hear you two chat like that, good bantery vibes

  • @IzzySoDope
    @IzzySoDope 28 днів тому +2

    Its like listening to an old friend i have no interest in meeting 😂

  • @champdeluxe3720
    @champdeluxe3720 24 дні тому +1

    What's a cat's favorite pop?
    meowtain dew

  • @es4941
    @es4941 28 днів тому +3

    Hey now. I work in a pharmacy (tech). It is far from "weighing pills" lol. The insurance shit alone would explode Bills brain ❤

  • @reefk8876
    @reefk8876 27 днів тому

    Yo Bill! So happy you’re out in Paris. Come out and chill with the people on Republique ✌🏽

  • @kelngu6011
    @kelngu6011 27 днів тому

    Loved this one. Thanks

  • @micklowrey1522
    @micklowrey1522 27 днів тому

    Thanks for checking in Bill

  • @illestlyrics
    @illestlyrics 28 днів тому

    lmao, that tom cruise part about memorizing lines and duct taping to the side of a plane.

  • @markl5998
    @markl5998 27 днів тому +1

    Billy Corgan could easily impersonate Bill Burr and buy a car

  • @s7v7nfiv5
    @s7v7nfiv5 27 днів тому +1

    Take a shot every time bill says uhm

  • @brandonyoung-kemkes1128
    @brandonyoung-kemkes1128 28 днів тому +1

    I want to hear just even two minutes of this guy do his set in French. I can’t speak French, but I still think it would be cool to hear.

  • @sageyragey5111
    @sageyragey5111 26 днів тому

    😂 is this how they make it, oh , I just eat it everyday 😂
    Snot flew out my nose!

  • @lanceprzybyla7662
    @lanceprzybyla7662 25 днів тому

    Hi everyone 👋 hope your having a wonderful weekend 🎉❤😊

  • @scottballiro617
    @scottballiro617 28 днів тому

    I like the take on the penguin. OG
    show is written pretty well.

  • @rkidlat
    @rkidlat 26 днів тому +1

    I want to do a podcast of me listening to Old Billy do just podcast

  • @scottballiro617
    @scottballiro617 28 днів тому +1

    Go to any protest while you are in France 😅

  • @joeterra.t
    @joeterra.t 28 днів тому +4

    06:30 Ol' Billy "Royale With Cheese" Burr

  • @machridom
    @machridom 28 днів тому

    Can't believe I got to see you tonight in Paris. Didn't even know you had a show tonight when I woke up this morning. I don't know how the fuck I missed that. But I was able to get a ticket on resale 45 minutes before the show starter. What a blast, it was hilarious with that "religious" cowd.

    • @reefk8876
      @reefk8876 27 днів тому

      How did you get the tickets? Can you just show up?

    • @machridom
      @machridom 27 днів тому

      ​@@reefk8876nah, someone put their ticket on a "resale" website because they had a family emergency

  • @d0ublestr0ker0ll
    @d0ublestr0ker0ll 28 днів тому +3

    Oh Jesus here goes Billy cigarette holder about to butcher French for an entire episode.

  • @rossw5576
    @rossw5576 28 днів тому

    Ol Billy Roasters! When you promote your next special please do the Jiminy Glick interview.

  • @RaymondYaworski
    @RaymondYaworski 26 днів тому

    You guys are hilarious.

  • @JShawnPaul
    @JShawnPaul 27 днів тому

    I’ve heard this airplane story before, but it’s always nice to hear Nia‘s voice

  • @nwill2355
    @nwill2355 28 днів тому

    Vachement bien, Billy bagger rider! Did you tell zee French that your new Road Glide could crush 7 Vespa riders at once? Hope your trip goes well!

  • @vietdungnguyen6612
    @vietdungnguyen6612 27 днів тому

    My week is flying by there's already the Thursday episode 😢

  • @lanceleader163
    @lanceleader163 27 днів тому

    Oh Geezus Oooooo it’s Ol’ Billy Boo Bucket back to haunt us with his presence.

  • @leundrewilliams2433
    @leundrewilliams2433 9 днів тому

    Good shit

  • @nedkent5239
    @nedkent5239 28 днів тому +6

    A wise man once told me: “You don’t NEED to have an opinion on everything!”.

    • @joeterra.t
      @joeterra.t 28 днів тому +3

      Yet he gave his to you.

    • @theeternalnow6506
      @theeternalnow6506 27 днів тому

      Your response makes no sense. He didnt say "on anything" but "on everything". ​@@joeterra.t

    • @champdeluxe3720
      @champdeluxe3720 24 дні тому

      A wise man speaks because he has something to say. A fool speaks because he has to say something.
      try again

    • @nedkent5239
      @nedkent5239 21 день тому

      @@joeterra.t😂😂😂

    • @joeterra.t
      @joeterra.t 21 день тому

      @@nedkent5239 Hey, someone got the joke. 🤣

  • @MikeThePole
    @MikeThePole 27 днів тому

    Listening to Nia laugh is the best part of these
    Edit an hour later into the podcast: Listening to Bill and Nia arguing about the breast feeding is even better

  • @RaymondYaworski
    @RaymondYaworski 26 днів тому

    Never be sorry for a long ep.

  • @kirstenferguson8204
    @kirstenferguson8204 28 днів тому

    Billy burrr I'm eating Mac n cheese right now 😂😂😂 thanks from Glasgow ach it's ok I'm still eating it 😂 that made no sense the dumbbells in the gym part

  • @Ann-io3lz
    @Ann-io3lz 26 днів тому

    The best 👏 annnnd happy spook season✨🙌😆 im on a zero sugar kick, to try heal gut health, so I cant be out there smashing candy bars 😢. Anywayz, thanks again for a brilliant podcast xx ❤U!!!

  • @joestar6194
    @joestar6194 22 дні тому

    The Penguin is not that critics cup of tea. If you get, you got it 😂

  • @blueeskii2418
    @blueeskii2418 27 днів тому

    Bill everytime he speaks French has issues swallowing you can hear his throat make weird gargling noises 😂

  • @dehonore
    @dehonore 27 днів тому

    Pete Rose Forever! The Hit King! The GOAT!!!!

  • @ahmedmetwaly4436
    @ahmedmetwaly4436 20 днів тому

    Billy i love you, your shit is the best

  • @Gary-nj5ci
    @Gary-nj5ci 24 дні тому +1

    Milk people not cows!

  • @TatiaMgow
    @TatiaMgow 24 дні тому

    So it sounds like you're not voting because you are in Paris. Way to go.

  • @s7v7nfiv5
    @s7v7nfiv5 27 днів тому

    21:59 when bills truck doesn't Wana start

  • @MrKevski808
    @MrKevski808 28 днів тому +2

    Nobody is rooting AGAINST Lebrons son. His son isnt good enuf to jump to the NBA.

  • @edgarbabayan9678
    @edgarbabayan9678 25 днів тому

    Ol billy fartin’ up a storm from all the escargot

  • @ProbabilityWave
    @ProbabilityWave 28 днів тому +2

    32:44 Old Fart Billy!

    • @reneefahner3486
      @reneefahner3486 27 днів тому

      Exactly . How come no one else hears this ? It’s more often than not .😌

  • @CT-Records
    @CT-Records 28 днів тому

    Ol' Billy-Bear Creeky Chair

  • @michaelentwistle5933
    @michaelentwistle5933 26 днів тому +1

    Bill. I love you bud but have a word with your pal Joe Rogan will you ?
    What was he thinking?

  • @thedudeabidesss
    @thedudeabidesss 28 днів тому

    Billyyyy 😊

  • @an3ony
    @an3ony 27 днів тому

    Ruben Kincaide over here

  • @pope1089
    @pope1089 27 днів тому

    Two years now trying to find a job, fucked everything up in my younger years from leaving shitty jobs, no references so nobody will hire me. Dont blame them, depressed out of my mind at 48 with not a pot to piss in. vent. great show as usual. Just end it all at this stage.

    • @Silence_Duder_Gooder
      @Silence_Duder_Gooder 27 днів тому +2

      Don't give up, pope... I know it's cliche, but like has been said before, "It's always darkest before the light." I've been there with you before, and I could be right there with you again, waiting in a soup line, needing a place to sleep. But I'm not giving up, so neither should you.

    • @Silence_Duder_Gooder
      @Silence_Duder_Gooder 27 днів тому

      ​@@pope1089, there has to be _something_ you have to fight for, no? In my 55 years on this planet, I've been _way down_ before. Again, I could be out there again very soon.
      If not for a friend, I would be out there now. I'm like you in that my resume sucks, nobody will hire me, and at this point, my body is so broken down from working construction for years, I don't think I can even hold a full-time job at this point without being in excruciating pain.
      But I'm not giving up.

    • @Silence_Duder_Gooder
      @Silence_Duder_Gooder 23 дні тому

      @@pope1089, there you go! Baby steps, my brother; baby steps.
      Have you considered SSI? I have. A good friend of mine mentioned that because he noticed how I couldn't hold down a job for over three to six months and thought that could be an option for me.
      I haven't done it, though, yet, because I may still be able to do _something_ productive. But if I can't, I will seriously look into that option, even though with all of the crap going on in our country and world, it seems like a futile endeavor.
      Keep your head up, especially when you're at your weakest point. Don't allow those negative thoughts to take over your mind. Sure, they will enter, as we are humans. But when they do, remember to tell yourself that you _do have worth,_ and you _will_ fight through it.
      Stay safe out there and good luck! 🤪

  • @ralphmaione3rd
    @ralphmaione3rd 28 днів тому

    Billy Boy!

  • @reggiekilgore7448
    @reggiekilgore7448 28 днів тому +1

    Way to go Billy blue balls like your ever gonna a read this shit

  • @briandoornink7597
    @briandoornink7597 28 днів тому +1

    What happened to Doug Stanhope? at some point old Bill said he was funnier than himself. He kind of disappeared.

  • @user-ic7gi7qd8p
    @user-ic7gi7qd8p 27 днів тому

    I hope that wasn't Paris, Canada?

  • @Silence_Duder_Gooder
    @Silence_Duder_Gooder 27 днів тому

    Bill, nothing in Ohtani's lifestyle suggests the guy was gambling on anything, let alone baseball or other sports for that matter. That being written, I'll say Dodgers in 7; each game will hopefully be a coronary game, ending the series with Ohtani facing the Yankees closer in the ninth inning, bases loaded, two outs, and a 3-2 count, watching Shoetime crush the ball into the right-field parking lot for a walk-off game and series end.
    1963 the Dodgers swept the Yankees not long after they moved to Chavez Ravine from the Coliseum.
    R.I.P. El Toro.

  • @john.johnb_online1438
    @john.johnb_online1438 20 днів тому

    1:17:21
    Frankfurt institute

  • @SouthSaxon27
    @SouthSaxon27 27 днів тому +1

    He was happy working at that McDonald's because they closed it and it was a stunt and he was happy he didn't have to truly work.

  • @gongqi67
    @gongqi67 28 днів тому

    Ol' Shoo Shoo La Poo Poo Billè

  • @BasilFawlty64
    @BasilFawlty64 27 днів тому

    Yeah, Bill, blahblahblah where's Nia? Pile of scooters? Jesus - where the fuck is Nia?

  • @zephobear
    @zephobear 28 днів тому

    Billy Baguette

  • @inuichiban6394
    @inuichiban6394 24 дні тому

    Yeah, nothing changes…other than the mortality rates…

  • @DRaquascapes
    @DRaquascapes 28 днів тому +1

    If things are going the way they are with east coast hiphop being embarrassing right now, then Yankees are going to lose to LA.

  • @PeeGeeThirteen
    @PeeGeeThirteen 24 дні тому

    à la prochaine fois = until next time

  • @Dkslong
    @Dkslong 26 днів тому

    Hey Bill check out Bad Brains for another punk band.

  • @missb3964
    @missb3964 28 днів тому

    Billy is a French fry.

  • @m420-nd1if
    @m420-nd1if 28 днів тому

    what a cute couple

  • @albertocutcha5238
    @albertocutcha5238 28 днів тому

    Yo Billy, no IFR, hilarious on comparing payphone to scooters, just like gas station pump handles, gross

  • @dachshundsrule21
    @dachshundsrule21 27 днів тому

    3+ hours??? Can this be true???!!!!!!!

  • @RaymondYaworski
    @RaymondYaworski 28 днів тому

    Bill been a 46 year old fsn of yours,keep bustin chops....lol,ha,ha,IDK.

  • @markmcdonald8646
    @markmcdonald8646 27 днів тому

    Didn't he say he liked Sorcerer/Wages Of Fear not so long ago,

  • @Gary-nj5ci
    @Gary-nj5ci 27 днів тому

    Went to Walmart to lick the toilets.

  • @sagandalya108
    @sagandalya108 17 днів тому

    remarquable

  • @joeterra.t
    @joeterra.t 28 днів тому

    Ol' Billy Cheapskate

  • @richglauber
    @richglauber 24 дні тому

    I was ten years old when Sandy Koufax totally dominated my beloved Yankees in the 63 World Series. No contest, he was unhittable, even more than Pedro Martinez at his filthiest. So yeah, I can see where Pete was coming from. 'C'est vrai'

  • @Kimian111
    @Kimian111 27 днів тому

    I side with the guys on the breastfeeding thing. She got triggered out of habit of feeling like women are so persecuted. Come on. No one has to see breastfeeding. you can always bow over and turn your back and face the wall. The person who wrote the question has a simple question. His girlfriend made the big deal out of it, then the responses and events started getting mixed up. He said "Auck" and his girlfriend should have said, "Oh, that bothers you , huh. Here, let's us walk over this way. End of story. The writer was resenting the girlfriend's reaction to his little honest reaction. No one should give anyone shit for an immediate response to an event. It's one thing to respond to something. It's a whole different thing when someone else makes a stink out of that response.

  • @Earl_E_Burd
    @Earl_E_Burd 26 днів тому

    Does ol'Billy basketball head know that LeBron is one of the greatest passers? Couldn't tell if he was talkin about LeBalco or the hypothetical of BronnyJ.

  • @bschilli94
    @bschilli94 28 днів тому +2

    Fart 19:05

    • @josefmendez8524
      @josefmendez8524 28 днів тому +2

      JFC I love the fart call outs in the comment section. 😂 it's like a tradition now

    • @hjmism
      @hjmism 27 днів тому

      He was taking a sip of water.

    • @bschilli94
      @bschilli94 27 днів тому

      Olè Bill Butter Balls drinking water

  • @kirstenferguson8204
    @kirstenferguson8204 28 днів тому

    Midnight mac n cheese 👇 read on itl make sense in future 😂😂😂😂

  • @Kimian111
    @Kimian111 27 днів тому

    Bill, step back to the original complaint. His complaint was that he had a knee-jerk reaction to something. That is what should have been fine. His upset is that his girlfriend made a case out of it. That is what is f-ed. She was telling him that he can't have an opinion or preference without his girlfriend bringing up a total mentality over the specific even when the problem is his girlfriend's entitlement to challenge him on a reaction, regardless of what it was. If someone vomited next to him and he said "Auck" then his girlfriend jumped on him for having a real reaction. It's not the specific subject, it's the girlfriend ditching him. Then Nia is hung up on the ammo as if it was ammo against breastfeeding when he wanted ammo to call the girlfriend off of him just because he expressed a thought quietly. If she was vomiting, no one would care about that. No one would attack him telling him he is wrong for thinking a natural thing was gross, you know why? Because we know it's natural to puke, we don't scorn the person doing it, it's is just gross to some people to witness.

  • @alexhrnndz
    @alexhrnndz 28 днів тому +1

    Billy blue balls

  • @ricflair7603
    @ricflair7603 28 днів тому +1

    Acetate.

  • @jaumssi93
    @jaumssi93 28 днів тому

    F this old guy. Just listening every day to listen this guy to lose it😂😂😂😅 😢

    • @UncleFlaynus
      @UncleFlaynus 28 днів тому

      Your comment made no fucking sense. check your grammar and try it again.

  • @lisettespek8950
    @lisettespek8950 27 днів тому

  • @reneefahner3486
    @reneefahner3486 27 днів тому

    Bill swallows too loudly but it is his only flaw . 😇