These guys at their age , this makes them happy , passing the time . Better than being on the couch drinking beer . They got off their ass and doing something they love . More power to them ...
My favorite part about this whole video is that THIS IS A REAL DAD BAND with real people who ACTUALLY take their career seriously! Keep on rockin' on the weekends at the bar metal-dads!
marc raygun NO WAYYYY 🤣🤣🤣. That just adds so much more beauty to their already illustrious mystique as “The Worlds Worst Metal Band”. Someone ought to make a mockumentary styled reality show similar to Trailer Park Boys about these guys delusions of grandeur. I would so watch that! So long as they are completely oblivious to why people are watching their reality show, it would be comedic gold. Just sayin 😂
Lots of raw footage was shot for such a documentary and what I saw made my face hurt with laughter sadly no editior ever found and it never got finished
marc raygun This story just keeps getting better and better 😂😂😂. You got any footage from this elusive documentary? Asking for a very famous friend in Hollywood (who doesn’t exist) lol. Would that get them to release it lol?
I've played over the last 35 years, and what I appreciate about these guys, is them jamming, in a room, together with a simple video on them and INTO it. That is what it's all about for me.
Bands like Venom and Hellhammer were not much better than this in the early days... And now they're major influences to some of the most talented musicians in metal music. In all honesty, I've heard bands that are a thousand times worse than this. These people are making music and they have the courage to play it in front of others... Rather than mocking them, people should be encouraging them. Anyone can improve with practise and support.
They can improve with practise??? They're old as fuck, for heaven's sake!! I think they're straight retarded people. And don't compare them to Hellhammer, man... holy shit!!
whatever whatever Well, I wouldn't say that all pop music is rubbish but so much of what's been in the top 40 during the past fifteen years is worse than worthless.
2:03 I love these guys. Seriously the guitarist and bassist are just honestly really damn good and the singer just suddenly starts bopping like nobody's watching and it's just so fucking wholesome I can't help but wish them all the best.
@@saabninefive93 That and the intro of 1-2 FUCK YOU! But that dance was straight from the 20 minute workout from 1984. Or maybe "Running With Gileyad" or whatever his name was.
@@cuznred that's absolutely a valid concern and definitely something that shouldn't be overlooked. This is absolutely a real possibility and I think one that deserves more discussion lol. They're so good that they literally blew the hair off the top of their heads. That's commitment.
@@cuznred idk man. Dime store skunk Baxter from steely dan was shredding it. They're so good. They'll blow the hairs right off the top of your head if you're not careful.
"Mother... tell your children... not to go outsiiii-iiiide!" Probably the most appropriate lyrics coming from 4 dudes who look like they founded the sex offender list.
At least the drummer can keep a beat, the guitar can lead a solo, the bass can also keep a beat, and the lead singer has emotion. Most pop songs are just straight up crap compared to this, and most people can't even keep a consistent beat, sing, or even play an instrument like the recorder, so I have respect for these guys. Most pop singers can really only sing, and not even well, and somehow people love their songs.
@@nickdotjpg Pop offends me as a musician because of how bad it is, I'd take shitty metal over pop any day I'm not saying anything bad about you though, just my tatse
Well, they're seriously not bad. They seem to know what they're doing. Sure, they need more practice, but I would in no way call this "bad". It's got energy.
They're seriously not bad? LOLOLOLOL! Some people simply lack basic awareness, common sense, and insight. Maybe they were born without it. Maybe it got stolen? Maybe an unfortunate accident? The reasons are less important than the outcome. And in this case it's made an individual boldly declare that this collection of sub-garage level hobbyists who lack both skills, talent, and potential on any level in any current or alternate universe.....as being "seriously not bad". It sort of begs the question, what DOES someone like that consider "bad"?
It's not unlistenable or unwatchable, it's just a very generic song. PS: yes, they are really ugly, but senior metalheads don't have to be nice looking
Lol this made my night... All jokes aside. They're having fun and I'm willing to bet it was for shits and giggles. But I hope the senior center there at allows moshing
They ain't bad, the room has crappy acoustic and they need a decent mix. They can play their shit and the drummer can actually keep a beat, that alone puts them ahead of 90% of todays wannabe metal bands.
Lars is an embarrassment to drummers everywhere. He owns the Metallica name and takes care of the books, or at least oversee them. Its great to have someone actually in the band that can do that -- they trust him, like Steve Harris. Cliff wanted him out, as did Dave. Lars and Peter Criss have been giving drummers a bad name since I was a tiny boy. Please, give us back Clive Burr and we'll give you both Peter and Lars. Metallica will just have to get a damn accountant like everyone else. And Spectre is right, its an open secret that Metallica uses session drummers, as did Kiss. Otherwise, they'd be in the studio for decades.
I definately wouldnt listen to this but they are not bad at all. In tune, on time and they can play their indtruments well. Singer sounds a bit funny but that's it
Sounded like the drummer was intending to hit the snare on the four and then the crash and kick on the and, but came in late and it messes up his count before he picks it back up. Even old mate Sean looked at him probably thinking wtf man. Drummer keeps a fairly consistent time though. He does slow down at some parts and then speeds up sometimes, but it's not that bad.
You know, I never saw a name given for this group. I have a couple of suggestions: "Prostate Check" or perhaps "Arrears in Child Support". How about "Credit Risk" or "The Long Yellow Toenails". I'll actually be humming this tune all day now. Tomorrow, I'll kill myself.
That riff is now engraved in my brain! 3-3-4-4-3-3-4---3-3-4-4-3-3-4----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------3--6--6-6-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------5--8--8-8--------------- Repeat ∞ times.
Well your one vote for late 90s Nu Metal vs our two votes for these dudes means that at this point in time its a fact that popular support is in favor of... These Dudes.
Yes, because a 3 person study definitely proves that something inherently opinionated is now fact. Also whoever said I was on 90s nu metal's side? I just said that your opinion was an opinion and not a fact.
dude it can't be called genius just cause it was old, sodom is old as sht or megadeth, but they have really good lyrics and megadeths guitar is considered one of the best in metal history
These guys just have no idea how to keep their hair in good shape. Their hair is all greasy, stringy, and in desperate need of a wash and some conditioner. Maintaining long hair is possible. Herman Li is in his 40s, has hair that reaches to his waist, and still looks like he's in his early 30s at most with no sign of balding.
StreakyAnchovy the difference is that Herman Li is a multi millionaire, these guys most likely aren’t. Rich people can get hair transplants, the best conditioners, etc
@@glurp2661 TBH I don't think Herman's had any hair implants. He hasn't quite said anything about those and he does have a bald spot or two, but that's kinda expected when you're like 40+. Also, it doesn't cost much to just at least wash your hair. And you don't have to dump a shitton of money on conditioner. Even the cheaper varieties can be helpful for maintaining your hair. These guys look like they last washed their hair a few weeks back. I get that sometimes, you might just be too tired to wash your hair but not doing so for more than two weeks is pretty gross.
It's incredibly closed minded and naive to dismiss an entire genre based on your preconceived notions about it, you should actually listen to a style of music you can properly judge.
Johnny Mickem different challenges to it is all im saying u can make a lot of cool beats but a main problem is u cant makle it sound too perfect or it wont sound good at all
Indeed, they are not that bad. I have heard way worse bands in open jams. At least these guys sound like a somewhat proper rock band and are having fun, and that is what matters.
My equipment is worse,my amp is only 40 W and my mic is plugged into a guitar amp (witch is a fucking line 6 by the way) Shure,that's more than enough to play alone but it is fucked up when i jam with my pals,anyway it is actually possible to make good jams with they're equipment,the only problem is that the guitar is way too low,but it isn't because of the amp cuz the bass is fine and the amps appear to have nearly the same pottency,so usualy the guitar would actually be louder than the bass,and the mic's volume is way too high,that guy screams as fuck so the mic's volume should be lower so the voice mixes up with the instrumental,conclusion When they learn how to equalize and set up they're stuff (and fucking play in time) they will sound good i think because the song isn't that bad anyway
Honestly, the rhythm section is holding it down here. I've noticed that in these "terrible band" videos, the drummer is almost always the only one who can at least somewhat play.
Why? because Poison was hair metal? Man try to look past what Metallica and Megadeth said about hair metal, if you did your research you'd find that both bands actually toured with and opened with alot of hair metal bands back in the day and were closeted fans of Ratt and Dokken.
This is a classic example of a guitarist and bassist who can't find members and before they know it they've got 'the guy who walks the dog and sings a bit and used to friends with Lemmy' on vocals and 'uncle Pete's mate who started playing drums last year' and you can't say no to
Part of the melody reminds me of the theme song from the Munsters. The singer sounds like he is yelling at his dog for pissing on the carpet, but then he pulls it out of the fire when he breaks into jumping jacks.
Why do they all look like the alternate reality versions of the lead singer?
They came from 4 different realities to join together to form this masterpiece!
Flat as a fart......
Good question, maybe they're related?
😂
Holy shit, I'm just realizing this hahahahaha
Supergrunge janitorcore is my new favorite genre.
Þorn Yes
Hell ya
Fucking amen.
Janitorcore
Janitor WITH a drum!
These guys at their age , this makes them happy , passing the time . Better than being on the couch drinking beer . They got off their ass and doing something they love . More power to them ...
As terrible as it is, you have a point.
Agreed 🤘
At their age? They don't look terribly old to me. But I guess they do look old if your a 12yo.
Agreed
true i agree but that is some funny shit , but i don't think they care haha
"ONE, TWO, FUCK YOU!!" I died at that, I don't know why. xD
for shame. I started laughing when I realized Franklin Benjamin was reincarnated and attempted to death growl.
so did I!!!!!
I am gay I too xD
+I am gay... same here hahahahaha lol 😂😂😂😂😂
I am gay That intro had me crying laughing. XD
0:54 - At first I thought these guys had no stage presence, but then that kick came out of nowhere!
😳😂😂😂😭😭😭😭
And the elbow at 1:04? Genius.
Oh shit man... wow that kick was insane
Oh man, I'm dying 🤣🤣🤣
Nasty 🤘🧐
My favorite part about this whole video is that THIS IS A REAL DAD BAND with real people who ACTUALLY take their career seriously! Keep on rockin' on the weekends at the bar metal-dads!
The singers on the sex offenders register and none of them have kids....not joking , I am from same town in Wales
marc raygun NO WAYYYY 🤣🤣🤣. That just adds so much more beauty to their already illustrious mystique as “The Worlds Worst Metal Band”. Someone ought to make a mockumentary styled reality show similar to Trailer Park Boys about these guys delusions of grandeur. I would so watch that! So long as they are completely oblivious to why people are watching their reality show, it would be comedic gold. Just sayin 😂
Lots of raw footage was shot for such a documentary and what I saw made my face hurt with laughter sadly no editior ever found and it never got finished
marc raygun This story just keeps getting better and better 😂😂😂. You got any footage from this elusive documentary? Asking for a very famous friend in Hollywood (who doesn’t exist) lol. Would that get them to release it lol?
Just a few minutes so where I think
Haha its really not too bad, besides half the band looking like The Penguin from Batman.
Bass player looks like riddler older and on drugs
Danny Devito
you never seen anything until you see lil wayne play guitar
Yes, there is a time to wear a bandana on your head, and this is that time.
limzog9 At first I thought this was an unreleased episode of Always Sunny where Frank reunites with his old band.
Not even close to the worst.
yep, checkout the band "complete"
Agreed. I have heard bands way worse than this. At least the instruments are in tune, and the vocalist is entertaining.
I've played over the last 35 years, and what I appreciate about these guys, is them jamming, in a room, together with a simple video on them and INTO it. That is what it's all about for me.
Agreed. Music produced these isn't really music if you remove the subtle tinges of imperfection.
Bands like Venom and Hellhammer were not much better than this in the early days... And now they're major influences to some of the most talented musicians in metal music. In all honesty, I've heard bands that are a thousand times worse than this. These people are making music and they have the courage to play it in front of others... Rather than mocking them, people should be encouraging them. Anyone can improve with practise and support.
agreed
agreed
The instrument players aren't that bad either
They can improve with practise??? They're old as fuck, for heaven's sake!! I think they're straight retarded people. And don't compare them to Hellhammer, man... holy shit!!
Well said; music is music and you can learn something from everyone.
I'd rather listen to this over most of the pop music on the radio.
I totally agree. This is vastly preferable to that limp-wristed "R&B" and that hateful, tuneless hip-hop.
+Jimmy Miotke What's wrong with pop music?
whatever whatever Well, I wouldn't say that all pop music is rubbish but so much of what's been in the top 40 during the past fifteen years is worse than worthless.
Cormac Moore True. I honestly like to listen to pop music, but a lot of it has been pretty much garbage.
I Fukn Agree.
2:03 I love these guys. Seriously the guitarist and bassist are just honestly really damn good and the singer just suddenly starts bopping like nobody's watching and it's just so fucking wholesome I can't help but wish them all the best.
What about the monster? He isnt gifted ?
I love this too.
Reminds me of Venom. Dying on a blade of a knife!!
One, two, fuck you! I don't know why I'm laughing so hard.
Its how he said it.. so weak lol.
He said it and did this body movement as if he's a cool badass 😂😂😂 I'm dying
i need see to someone that play bad like me for feel myself better HAHAHAHA
Lol FFDP ripoff!
If you can't bust moves like this guy does at 2:00, you're not a real front man. It's all about stage presence, my friends. And this man has it.
That is by far, the best part of the video.
@@saabninefive93 That and the intro of 1-2 FUCK YOU! But that dance was straight from the 20 minute workout from 1984. Or maybe "Running With Gileyad" or whatever his name was.
Dude just knew that Jane Fonda Workout VHS cassette would come in handy one day.
New genre of metal - Workoutcore!
He was "feelin' the music, man" too.
And he kinda looks like a Klingon, what do you reckon? ;-)
🤣
1:26 I just blew cheerios and milk all over my wall
When your father starts listening to Slayer
Uhh dude, it’s 2019. Allot of fathers do or have listened to Slayer...
There's Slayer fans who have grandchildren, mate, and a lot of them could probably still go a lot harder than you.
Eerrr i guess im one of those dads who plays the album Reign in Blood then sing along with it lol
Lol I was listening to slayer from their first lp and am now in my mid 50’s, silly child
Piss off, kid. I was moshing to Slayer when you were still a mistake your father had yet to make.
midlife crisis is real
HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE BR
Mike patton approves :v
Real metalheads dont make it to midlife bro. Get with the times
+Burning Tirez I'm a Metalhead and im middle aged so fuck you
Ha ha! Yes! Exactly right!
the singer has a adult diper on
If my band ever makes it, I promise to invite these guys to tour as our opening act.
Don't you worry that they might blow you off the stage with all this talent?
@@cuznred that's absolutely a valid concern and definitely something that shouldn't be overlooked. This is absolutely a real possibility and I think one that deserves more discussion lol. They're so good that they literally blew the hair off the top of their heads. That's commitment.
@@cuznred idk man. Dime store skunk Baxter from steely dan was shredding it. They're so good. They'll blow the hairs right off the top of your head if you're not careful.
Hey its the marmot man! Good to see you here. 😂
"Mother... tell your children... not to go outsiiii-iiiide!"
Probably the most appropriate lyrics coming from 4 dudes who look like they founded the sex offender list.
You win the internet comment list today!!
😂😂😂
LMAO!
You know how hard it is to read comments like this while trying to eat? I should have learned by now.
Coming from someone who probably has the scent of a 9 year olds kitty on his fingers
Why does that sound like something from the song Mother by Danzig
I can't wait to get super old, all fat, loose my hair, and start a band with all my other old buddies. Shit's gonna rule!
Lol can I join your old man band?
Who wants to volunteer to be the guy wearing a silk button up shirt, with flames on the front, that they bought from Guitar Center??
Oscar Duarte I call Rhythm Guitar!
i call drums!
Sweet! Now who's gonna do lead guitar, bass and vocals?
The Lead Singer ate too many “paint chips” as a child! Probably the Worst Singer I have ever heard! PATHETIC!
Looks like the guys from craigslist made a band
Indientis hahahahahahahahahha yes.
Wait actually? Idk
Yeah, or the janitors from my high school.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. I’m crying. That’s great.
"ONE TWO, FUCK YOU"??????
TOO AWESOME TO BE REAL
At least the drummer can keep a beat, the guitar can lead a solo, the bass can also keep a beat, and the lead singer has emotion. Most pop songs are just straight up crap compared to this, and most people can't even keep a consistent beat, sing, or even play an instrument like the recorder, so I have respect for these guys. Most pop singers can really only sing, and not even well, and somehow people love their songs.
They can play instruments and they are speaking from their heart
yeah, no...
pop is significantly better than this shit my friend, and that's coming from a metalhead.
@@nickdotjpg Pop offends me as a musician because of how bad it is, I'd take shitty metal over pop any day
I'm not saying anything bad about you though, just my tatse
in all honesty the guitar solo wasn't half bad
no. it was like 5/8 bad.
i agree
awesome - any one can start a metal band!!!
and metal is for all ages
agreed on the solo
i bet these guys get all the chicks
Okay, so I'm not the only one. I thought the solo was pretty cool too. :)
Well, they're seriously not bad. They seem to know what they're doing. Sure, they need more practice, but I would in no way call this "bad". It's got energy.
Yeah its kinda like alternate current. Its nothing like direct though.
@@justink9445 😂
If they had decent amps and such with distortion they would probably sound way way better. Pedals wouldn’t hurt either
They're seriously not bad?
LOLOLOLOL!
Some people simply lack basic awareness, common sense, and insight. Maybe they were born without it. Maybe it got stolen? Maybe an unfortunate accident? The reasons are less important than the outcome. And in this case it's made an individual boldly declare that this collection of sub-garage level hobbyists who lack both skills, talent, and potential on any level in any current or alternate universe.....as being "seriously not bad". It sort of begs the question, what DOES someone like that consider "bad"?
@@Bhatt_Hole liek um n shitliek shit r whatev n liek shit butt um whatever liek bad is is betst
These guys are not bad. If it was recorded in a proper studio, it would kick ass.
No it wouldnt
That and some supervision could take it a long way.
When do these guys open up for Slayer?
J Starr What time is it now?
J Starr fuck that, when does slayer open up for them?!?!
Generic Internetter exactly, all other bands will be taking a back seat to them!
J Starr I think they are just as talented as slayer.
Roy Mercer Them is Fighting words Roy, you take that back or i will type something at you.
So this is what janitors do in their free time after school with the band room keys !!
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I guarantee that each and every one of these guys is the cool uncle...
One of them's on the register 😂
Or the funny uncle
It's not unlistenable or unwatchable, it's just a very generic song.
PS: yes, they are really ugly, but senior metalheads don't have to be nice looking
TheDogs1504 Seriouslee?
Yeah, can't you see the awesomeness ?
TheDogs1504 Yeah, better than Slayer, Maiden, Judas Priest etc. And sexier. You're right. Peace dude
Snarl616 Serious? Who the fuck cares if you pretty or not on the fuckin metal scene? You look like a damn glamy 'guy' if I may call you that.
Ze Hardrock Read back my comment, troll. I won't waste my time with you
Lol this made my night... All jokes aside. They're having fun and I'm willing to bet it was for shits and giggles. But I hope the senior center there at allows moshing
I don't know if they WERE having fun - the lead guy looked very unhappy, sorta like he was hoping it would end soon. Just like I felt I think.
leighatkins22 2:00 Argument = invalid.
colby shane Colbie?/
Donnie Hicks kinda lol Colby is how u spell my name
colby shane best comment ever lmfao
You’re dying on the blade of a *KNIIIIIIFE!!!!!!!*
Not great but atleast they can make a beat and hold it, ive heard worse
i've been worse
javier ba3 me too
oh god i used to play slipknot covers, nowadays im probably worse on the drums than this guy
Definitely better than Unicorns Killed My Girlfriend
xD
Its hell on earth
But you know what ? The band was not bad, but the front man was just awful
Cool profile pic maralyn manson👍
Lmao..is that a REAL band? Unicorns killed my girlfriend.. Hilarious name!
Funny thing is these guys are way better than all local bands I've heard.
They ain't bad, the room has crappy acoustic and they need a decent mix. They can play their shit and the drummer can actually keep a beat, that alone puts them ahead of 90% of todays wannabe metal bands.
+0x777 yeah
They need better gear and someone to mix it they would sound fine.
Drummer fuck up @2:30
the drummer is better that lars ulrich
Lars was great on Justice, actually...
i headr a story that lars didnt even play on justice he got Another drummer do it for him
Lars is an embarrassment to drummers everywhere. He owns the Metallica name and takes care of the books, or at least oversee them. Its great to have someone actually in the band that can do that -- they trust him, like Steve Harris. Cliff wanted him out, as did Dave. Lars and Peter Criss have been giving drummers a bad name since I was a tiny boy. Please, give us back Clive Burr and we'll give you both Peter and Lars. Metallica will just have to get a damn accountant like everyone else. And Spectre is right, its an open secret that Metallica uses session drummers, as did Kiss. Otherwise, they'd be in the studio for decades.
Lars is the only drummer that matters. And you are just a weasel.
that IS lars
Sounds exactly like any Guitar Center you walk into at any given time.
The best part is when the singer starts running in place.
all on the sex offenders list
that should be their band name lol
Funny considering his opening lyrics.
LMMFAO that's PRICELESS :D
Holy shit dude. I just shit rainbows laughing at your comment, lol....
J Moon LOL No kidding. Sex Offenders would be the perfect name lol. In all seriousness lol
These guys absolutely crush. Where do I buy tickets for the next tour?
its hilarious that the singer just stares at the guitarist and waits for him to finish his solo lol
God, that's funnier after seeing this comment, lmao
Oh, a solo, is that what that was?
Then does jumping jacks
Just like Ozzy's corny @$$.
I definately wouldnt listen to this but they are not bad at all. In tune, on time and they can play their indtruments well. Singer sounds a bit funny but that's it
You think that's what "on time" is?
I'd hardly call that "in time"
Sounded like the drummer was intending to hit the snare on the four and then the crash and kick on the and, but came in late and it messes up his count before he picks it back up. Even old mate Sean looked at him probably thinking wtf man. Drummer keeps a fairly consistent time though. He does slow down at some parts and then speeds up sometimes, but it's not that bad.
Are you serious?
The tone, timing amd talent were none existent here but what you mean
they are not the worst band ever. not even close.
1:26 when the priest uses two fingers
I laughed my ass off at this
Oh Jesus🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Best comment on all UA-cam. 😁
Lol!!!!
You know, I never saw a name given for this group. I have a couple of suggestions: "Prostate Check" or perhaps "Arrears in Child Support". How about "Credit Risk" or "The Long Yellow Toenails". I'll actually be humming this tune all day now. Tomorrow, I'll kill myself.
When Angry Grandpa listen's to metal
kinda sounds like a GG allin song lol
Bingo.
+Ayecie Bite it!
But he's not beating the shit out of people or throwing his own shit at the audience
Ayecie Yeah it kinda does except he isn't fighting people and shitting onstage
lol
Punks not dead it just got male pattern baldness.
Grandpa: smoking a cigarette outside
Me: ayo pops check out this metal band
Grandpa: hold my cigarette
Are you retarded?
Still better than anything I've ever heard on a pop station.
Mongoose Motovlog
Which says a lot about the state of rock in 2018.
They both suck!
same
Have you tried Xm radio?
true, VERY true
This isn't a vintage video from 1776. You're telling that the lead singer isn't Ben Franklin??
Irishguy239 y
Your actually right. That's why he started this band. He just discovered electricity!😮
The opening riff starts off as the theme song for the Batman TV show and morphs into My Sharona.
That riff is now engraved in my brain!
3-3-4-4-3-3-4---3-3-4-4-3-3-4----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------3--6--6-6-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------5--8--8-8---------------
Repeat ∞ times.
Thanks for the tabs. Im going to rock this out.
dave laz Heh.
***** 1,5 years of playing guitar everyday and you can tab any riff.
Penguin772
Is that why it's wrong?? Its 0-0-3-2-0-0-3-2 and so on
iLiKeIkE12321 Oh, lol, maybe it is. Shit.
Beats any nu metal band of the late 90s and 2000s.
That's a matter of opinion my good sir.
Quincy Hill Nope, that's a fact.
You saying it's fact doesn't make it any less of an opinion sir.
Well your one vote for late 90s Nu Metal vs our two votes for these dudes means that at this point in time its a fact that popular support is in favor of... These Dudes.
Yes, because a 3 person study definitely proves that something inherently opinionated is now fact. Also whoever said I was on 90s nu metal's side? I just said that your opinion was an opinion and not a fact.
Dads: The Band
I believe this is the title track of their first album called My Thermostat
They arent even bad, clickbait title
Chris Walker That isn't clickbait. It is an opinion.
They are quite fine... BUT the beginning killed me + 1:58 :D
ONE TWO FUCK YEAH
I think they are friends being part of a local band just for fun
Blep.
True
the guitar solo part was priceless.guy just stands there as if he's wondering if it will ever stop 😂
What the hell? This is great! Sounds like HELLHAMMER and N.M.E.
Benjamin Franklin on the mike!!!!!!
Still better than any pop singer out there.
YES
Eh I don't know about that..
yes
Even *I* must disagree with this
Daniel Johnstone it has no autotune :)
They’re totally fine! Clickbait.
Danny De Vito reprising his role of Penguin on lead vocals.
This is shit but I bet if this was some "early metal" from late 60's this would be considered classic and genius.
how much you willing to bet?
dude it can't be called genius just cause it was old, sodom is old as sht or megadeth, but they have really good lyrics and megadeths guitar is considered one of the best in metal history
You are wrong !
sounds like cookie monsters been drinkin
"ONE, TWO, FUCK YOU!" oh my god, that was amazing beyond words!
I think these guys played at my wedding.
Chuck Wagon
Your icon is fitting. Carl would totally be at every one of these guys shows 😂
When you keep your long hair no matter what. Their band name should be, "The Skullets" 💀👩
These guys just have no idea how to keep their hair in good shape. Their hair is all greasy, stringy, and in desperate need of a wash and some conditioner.
Maintaining long hair is possible.
Herman Li is in his 40s, has hair that reaches to his waist, and still looks like he's in his early 30s at most with no sign of balding.
StreakyAnchovy the difference is that Herman Li is a multi millionaire, these guys most likely aren’t. Rich people can get hair transplants, the best conditioners, etc
@@glurp2661 TBH I don't think Herman's had any hair implants. He hasn't quite said anything about those and he does have a bald spot or two, but that's kinda expected when you're like 40+.
Also, it doesn't cost much to just at least wash your hair. And you don't have to dump a shitton of money on conditioner. Even the cheaper varieties can be helpful for maintaining your hair.
These guys look like they last washed their hair a few weeks back.
I get that sometimes, you might just be too tired to wash your hair but not doing so for more than two weeks is pretty gross.
Better than any hip hop and they're playing real instruments not turntables or dub beats.
+bohdilama Right! At least they can play the actual instruments and not just "sample" cough cough "copy" other artists music.
+bohdilama Absolutely better than any of today's hip hop and crap on the radio and a autotune puke singing. Fucking Rock and Roll!
It's incredibly closed minded and naive to dismiss an entire genre based on your preconceived notions about it, you should actually listen to a style of music you can properly judge.
+AtrumCimex ikr and some electronic music takes more talent than most think
Johnny Mickem different challenges to it is all im saying u can make a lot of cool beats but a main problem is u cant makle it sound too perfect or it wont sound good at all
who's here from Jared Dines
Andrew Winslow Me!
Edgiest thing that Jared ever heard!
Hahaha!!!!
😂😂😂😂😂
ironically jareds band is actually the worst metal band ever
who the fuck is jared dines
Me
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This is like if ManBehindACamera cloned himself 3 times and they all started a Venom tribute band.
The band isn't terrible, but they need to do something about that singer haha
+mitch mclean You think that music was ok? it sounded like fucking crap. Its the same fucking riff over and over again.
+Captain Shite Stain They are the next Slayer...
+mitch mclean Yeh, higher him up!
2:02 guess it was a good time for his daily exercise.
Noah Lovotti best part of the video
xD
the "1 2 fuck you!" at the beginning makes me laugh so hard
they're not that bad.
death metal isnt that bad.
Purple Bananer Yeah but some of it sucks.
Purple Bananer neither is deaf metal xD
there not that good, either
Indeed, they are not that bad. I have heard way worse bands in open jams. At least these guys sound like a somewhat proper rock band and are having fun, and that is what matters.
I didn't know Danny Devito plays guitar or...holds a guitar.
+Iks Armada OR Josh Mostel (The Revolting Blob)
For the first minute I started laughing my ass off that I actually watched the whole song and said to myself damn you guys are actually living though
"Hell on Earth...warbling on a furn line!! Hell on Earth...blaarghablarghabluurrr....AHHHHHH!!!!" \m/ \m/
I was banging my head. this kicks ass
+Myth Plays its ok
+Diego Horta put the video speed at 1.5 or 2x normal,its awesome.
+Diego Horta put the video speed at 1.5 or 2x normal,its awesome.
+Diego Horta put the video speed at 1.5 or 2x normal,its awesome.
are u deaf?
Not bad, I've heard some bands that make my teeth grit. But this... this is tolerable.
Their equipment sucks. Their playing isn't that bad, it's not amazing but it's not terrible either.
fiveredpears uhhh...no
My equipment is worse,my amp is only 40 W and my mic is plugged into a guitar amp (witch is a fucking line 6 by the way)
Shure,that's more than enough to play alone but it is fucked up when i jam with my pals,anyway it is actually possible to make good jams with they're equipment,the only problem is that the guitar is way too low,but it isn't because of the amp cuz the bass is fine and the amps appear to have nearly the same pottency,so usualy the guitar would actually be louder than the bass,and the mic's volume is way too high,that guy screams as fuck so the mic's volume should be lower so the voice mixes up with the instrumental,conclusion
When they learn how to equalize and set up they're stuff (and fucking play in time) they will sound good i think because the song isn't that bad anyway
2:02 those dank moves tho
Looks like he's giving aerobic classes 😂😂😂
Honestly, the rhythm section is holding it down here. I've noticed that in these "terrible band" videos, the drummer is almost always the only one who can at least somewhat play.
They're better than Poison, at least.
Bruce Forrest yo, anyone is better than poison.
Poison? From Germany? I think not.
@@Queretonix and you're full of shit
Why? because Poison was hair metal? Man try to look past what Metallica and Megadeth said about hair metal, if you did your research you'd find that both bands actually toured with and opened with alot of hair metal bands back in the day and were closeted fans of Ratt and Dokken.
The main thing is their having fun !!!
So... This happens when a bunch of molester dudes make music together and have middle age crisis at the same time.
1:57 some of the best rock moves ever
lol
geez Rrez exercising?
This is a classic example of a guitarist and bassist who can't find members and before they know it they've got 'the guy who walks the dog and sings a bit and used to friends with Lemmy' on vocals and 'uncle Pete's mate who started playing drums last year' and you can't say no to
Maunder's School Of Popular Music Classic
Part of the melody reminds me of the theme song from the Munsters. The singer sounds like he is yelling at his dog for pissing on the carpet, but then he pulls it out of the fire when he breaks into jumping jacks.
ive heard worse bands man. at least these dudes play in tune and most of all theyre having fun doin it. go hard I say.
Dude 2:01 I about spit my shot of whiskey, and possibly have never laughed so hard in my life haha!
Tom Costin I laughed to tears 😂 They’re singing “Hell on Earth” That’s what it was like having to listen to them!
02:07 Never seen jumping jacks done live by a lead singer before
For a second there, I thought it was Nicholas Cage on vocals after his acting career had tanked lol
listen you don't have to be good at living your dreams as long as you're living them.
With heavy metal anything is possible
Where can I buy cassette?
theyre not THAT bad they look funny.
Who cares? They're obviously just doing it for fun, and they're clearly having fun with it.
This isn't even bad. This is actually pretty good. The instruments are played well and the vocals are quite unique, while all being well done
Correction. Best hilarious metal band.
Mike Patton Mike Patton? is that really you?
Mike Patton Mike Patton? is that really you?
I LOVE YOU.