These guys at their age , this makes them happy , passing the time . Better than being on the couch drinking beer . They got off their ass and doing something they love . More power to them ...
I've played over the last 35 years, and what I appreciate about these guys, is them jamming, in a room, together with a simple video on them and INTO it. That is what it's all about for me.
@@saabninefive93 That and the intro of 1-2 FUCK YOU! But that dance was straight from the 20 minute workout from 1984. Or maybe "Running With Gileyad" or whatever his name was.
"Mother... tell your children... not to go outsiiii-iiiide!" Probably the most appropriate lyrics coming from 4 dudes who look like they founded the sex offender list.
I definately wouldnt listen to this but they are not bad at all. In tune, on time and they can play their indtruments well. Singer sounds a bit funny but that's it
Sounded like the drummer was intending to hit the snare on the four and then the crash and kick on the and, but came in late and it messes up his count before he picks it back up. Even old mate Sean looked at him probably thinking wtf man. Drummer keeps a fairly consistent time though. He does slow down at some parts and then speeds up sometimes, but it's not that bad.
Lol this made my night... All jokes aside. They're having fun and I'm willing to bet it was for shits and giggles. But I hope the senior center there at allows moshing
It's not unlistenable or unwatchable, it's just a very generic song. PS: yes, they are really ugly, but senior metalheads don't have to be nice looking
Lars is an embarrassment to drummers everywhere. He owns the Metallica name and takes care of the books, or at least oversee them. Its great to have someone actually in the band that can do that -- they trust him, like Steve Harris. Cliff wanted him out, as did Dave. Lars and Peter Criss have been giving drummers a bad name since I was a tiny boy. Please, give us back Clive Burr and we'll give you both Peter and Lars. Metallica will just have to get a damn accountant like everyone else. And Spectre is right, its an open secret that Metallica uses session drummers, as did Kiss. Otherwise, they'd be in the studio for decades.
That riff is now engraved in my brain! 3-3-4-4-3-3-4---3-3-4-4-3-3-4----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------3--6--6-6-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------5--8--8-8--------------- Repeat ∞ times.
It's incredibly closed minded and naive to dismiss an entire genre based on your preconceived notions about it, you should actually listen to a style of music you can properly judge.
Johnny Mickem different challenges to it is all im saying u can make a lot of cool beats but a main problem is u cant makle it sound too perfect or it wont sound good at all
Honestly, the rhythm section is holding it down here. I've noticed that in these "terrible band" videos, the drummer is almost always the only one who can at least somewhat play.
This is a classic example of a guitarist and bassist who can't find members and before they know it they've got 'the guy who walks the dog and sings a bit and used to friends with Lemmy' on vocals and 'uncle Pete's mate who started playing drums last year' and you can't say no to
Indeed, they are not that bad. I have heard way worse bands in open jams. At least these guys sound like a somewhat proper rock band and are having fun, and that is what matters.
It's Christmas day, and Johnny got his Fender squier strat and 20 watt amp with 'distortion'. Billy got his bass guitar and his 30 watt epiphone bass amp with real 'tone' controls. Timmy got the 'Mickey Mouse' drum set he's been asking for all year, and bobby got a 'real' microphone. This is their first attempt at making a 'song'.
true, burzum are a bit too mainstream for my liking. the whole stabbing your bandmate to death thing for attention has been done so many times *yawn*....ravenheart is where its at :D
These dudes are good. Not great, but they can play. Close your eyes and listen. You are just judging them on looks. You will all be old soon too. They are not the worst ANYTHING. Not by a long shot.
I honestly think they are great, They look and sound raw (the way rock n roll is supposed to be) unlike those super clean bands made by a bunch of pretty boys.
That was actually not that bad. The instruments were quite in tune, the vocals were fun to listen to, and I have heard tons of bands way worse than this. Besides, they sounded like they were really having fun with what they did, so kudos to that.
Honestly, this mostly just a really poorly recorded performance as opposed to a horribly played one. The static camera and the camera mic make this sound really bad. It's not as though the music is mind-blowing, but as far as I can tell it's played okay. It's very cringey, but that's something altogether different from a band that can't play their instruments at all. Complete would be a band that are truly horrible, except they somehow always end all together and that fact alone has vexed me for two years now.
I'm glad most of the comments are making fun in a respectful way, laughing with them, cause it takes a lot of nerve to put anything out on the internet, and I hate how mean people can be when someone isn't the most charismatic, attractive, talented, etc. Also, they're not bad for what they're aiming for
Why do they all look like the alternate reality versions of the lead singer?
They came from 4 different realities to join together to form this masterpiece!
Flat as a fart......
Good question, maybe they're related?
😂
Holy shit, I'm just realizing this hahahahaha
"ONE, TWO, FUCK YOU!!" I died at that, I don't know why. xD
for shame. I started laughing when I realized Franklin Benjamin was reincarnated and attempted to death growl.
so did I!!!!!
I am gay I too xD
+I am gay... same here hahahahaha lol 😂😂😂😂😂
I am gay That intro had me crying laughing. XD
These guys at their age , this makes them happy , passing the time . Better than being on the couch drinking beer . They got off their ass and doing something they love . More power to them ...
As terrible as it is, you have a point.
Agreed 🤘
At their age? They don't look terribly old to me. But I guess they do look old if your a 12yo.
Agreed
true i agree but that is some funny shit , but i don't think they care haha
Not even close to the worst.
yep, checkout the band "complete"
Agreed. I have heard bands way worse than this. At least the instruments are in tune, and the vocalist is entertaining.
I've played over the last 35 years, and what I appreciate about these guys, is them jamming, in a room, together with a simple video on them and INTO it. That is what it's all about for me.
Agreed. Music produced these isn't really music if you remove the subtle tinges of imperfection.
Haha its really not too bad, besides half the band looking like The Penguin from Batman.
Bass player looks like riddler older and on drugs
Danny Devito
you never seen anything until you see lil wayne play guitar
Yes, there is a time to wear a bandana on your head, and this is that time.
limzog9 At first I thought this was an unreleased episode of Always Sunny where Frank reunites with his old band.
If you can't bust moves like this guy does at 2:00, you're not a real front man. It's all about stage presence, my friends. And this man has it.
That is by far, the best part of the video.
@@saabninefive93 That and the intro of 1-2 FUCK YOU! But that dance was straight from the 20 minute workout from 1984. Or maybe "Running With Gileyad" or whatever his name was.
Dude just knew that Jane Fonda Workout VHS cassette would come in handy one day.
New genre of metal - Workoutcore!
He was "feelin' the music, man" too.
And he kinda looks like a Klingon, what do you reckon? ;-)
🤣
When your father starts listening to Slayer
Uhh dude, it’s 2019. Allot of fathers do or have listened to Slayer...
There's Slayer fans who have grandchildren, mate, and a lot of them could probably still go a lot harder than you.
Eerrr i guess im one of those dads who plays the album Reign in Blood then sing along with it lol
Lol I was listening to slayer from their first lp and am now in my mid 50’s, silly child
Piss off, kid. I was moshing to Slayer when you were still a mistake your father had yet to make.
You’re dying on the blade of a *KNIIIIIIFE!!!!!!!*
"ONE TWO, FUCK YOU"??????
TOO AWESOME TO BE REAL
These guys are not bad. If it was recorded in a proper studio, it would kick ass.
No it wouldnt
That and some supervision could take it a long way.
"Mother... tell your children... not to go outsiiii-iiiide!"
Probably the most appropriate lyrics coming from 4 dudes who look like they founded the sex offender list.
You win the internet comment list today!!
😂😂😂
LMAO!
You know how hard it is to read comments like this while trying to eat? I should have learned by now.
Coming from someone who probably has the scent of a 9 year olds kitty on his fingers
Why does that sound like something from the song Mother by Danzig
in all honesty the guitar solo wasn't half bad
no. it was like 5/8 bad.
i agree
awesome - any one can start a metal band!!!
and metal is for all ages
agreed on the solo
i bet these guys get all the chicks
Okay, so I'm not the only one. I thought the solo was pretty cool too. :)
I can't wait to get super old, all fat, loose my hair, and start a band with all my other old buddies. Shit's gonna rule!
Lol can I join your old man band?
Who wants to volunteer to be the guy wearing a silk button up shirt, with flames on the front, that they bought from Guitar Center??
Oscar Duarte I call Rhythm Guitar!
i call drums!
Sweet! Now who's gonna do lead guitar, bass and vocals?
I definately wouldnt listen to this but they are not bad at all. In tune, on time and they can play their indtruments well. Singer sounds a bit funny but that's it
You think that's what "on time" is?
I'd hardly call that "in time"
Sounded like the drummer was intending to hit the snare on the four and then the crash and kick on the and, but came in late and it messes up his count before he picks it back up. Even old mate Sean looked at him probably thinking wtf man. Drummer keeps a fairly consistent time though. He does slow down at some parts and then speeds up sometimes, but it's not that bad.
Are you serious?
The tone, timing amd talent were none existent here but what you mean
Lol this made my night... All jokes aside. They're having fun and I'm willing to bet it was for shits and giggles. But I hope the senior center there at allows moshing
I don't know if they WERE having fun - the lead guy looked very unhappy, sorta like he was hoping it would end soon. Just like I felt I think.
leighatkins22 2:00 Argument = invalid.
colby shane Colbie?/
Donnie Hicks kinda lol Colby is how u spell my name
colby shane best comment ever lmfao
its hilarious that the singer just stares at the guitarist and waits for him to finish his solo lol
God, that's funnier after seeing this comment, lmao
Oh, a solo, is that what that was?
Then does jumping jacks
Just like Ozzy's corny @$$.
The Lead Singer ate too many “paint chips” as a child! Probably the Worst Singer I have ever heard! PATHETIC!
Still better than anything I've ever heard on a pop station.
Mongoose Motovlog
Which says a lot about the state of rock in 2018.
They both suck!
same
Have you tried Xm radio?
true, VERY true
Sounds exactly like any Guitar Center you walk into at any given time.
It's not unlistenable or unwatchable, it's just a very generic song.
PS: yes, they are really ugly, but senior metalheads don't have to be nice looking
TheDogs1504 Seriouslee?
Yeah, can't you see the awesomeness ?
TheDogs1504 Yeah, better than Slayer, Maiden, Judas Priest etc. And sexier. You're right. Peace dude
Snarl616 Serious? Who the fuck cares if you pretty or not on the fuckin metal scene? You look like a damn glamy 'guy' if I may call you that.
Ze Hardrock Read back my comment, troll. I won't waste my time with you
the drummer is better that lars ulrich
Lars was great on Justice, actually...
i headr a story that lars didnt even play on justice he got Another drummer do it for him
Lars is an embarrassment to drummers everywhere. He owns the Metallica name and takes care of the books, or at least oversee them. Its great to have someone actually in the band that can do that -- they trust him, like Steve Harris. Cliff wanted him out, as did Dave. Lars and Peter Criss have been giving drummers a bad name since I was a tiny boy. Please, give us back Clive Burr and we'll give you both Peter and Lars. Metallica will just have to get a damn accountant like everyone else. And Spectre is right, its an open secret that Metallica uses session drummers, as did Kiss. Otherwise, they'd be in the studio for decades.
Lars is the only drummer that matters. And you are just a weasel.
that IS lars
These guys absolutely crush. Where do I buy tickets for the next tour?
kinda sounds like a GG allin song lol
Bingo.
+Ayecie Bite it!
But he's not beating the shit out of people or throwing his own shit at the audience
Ayecie Yeah it kinda does except he isn't fighting people and shitting onstage
lol
Benjamin Franklin on the mike!!!!!!
Dads: The Band
I believe this is the title track of their first album called My Thermostat
Still better than any pop singer out there.
YES
Eh I don't know about that..
yes
Even *I* must disagree with this
Daniel Johnstone it has no autotune :)
Grandpa: smoking a cigarette outside
Me: ayo pops check out this metal band
Grandpa: hold my cigarette
Are you retarded?
2:02 those dank moves tho
Looks like he's giving aerobic classes 😂😂😂
For the first minute I started laughing my ass off that I actually watched the whole song and said to myself damn you guys are actually living though
I think these guys played at my wedding.
Chuck Wagon
Your icon is fitting. Carl would totally be at every one of these guys shows 😂
That riff is now engraved in my brain!
3-3-4-4-3-3-4---3-3-4-4-3-3-4----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------3--6--6-6-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------5--8--8-8---------------
Repeat ∞ times.
Thanks for the tabs. Im going to rock this out.
dave laz Heh.
***** 1,5 years of playing guitar everyday and you can tab any riff.
Penguin772
Is that why it's wrong?? Its 0-0-3-2-0-0-3-2 and so on
iLiKeIkE12321 Oh, lol, maybe it is. Shit.
the "1 2 fuck you!" at the beginning makes me laugh so hard
1:57 some of the best rock moves ever
lol
geez Rrez exercising?
They arent even bad, clickbait title
Chris Walker That isn't clickbait. It is an opinion.
They are quite fine... BUT the beginning killed me + 1:58 :D
ONE TWO FUCK YEAH
I think they are friends being part of a local band just for fun
Blep.
True
"ONE, TWO, FUCK YOU!" oh my god, that was amazing beyond words!
Better than any hip hop and they're playing real instruments not turntables or dub beats.
+bohdilama Right! At least they can play the actual instruments and not just "sample" cough cough "copy" other artists music.
+bohdilama Absolutely better than any of today's hip hop and crap on the radio and a autotune puke singing. Fucking Rock and Roll!
It's incredibly closed minded and naive to dismiss an entire genre based on your preconceived notions about it, you should actually listen to a style of music you can properly judge.
+AtrumCimex ikr and some electronic music takes more talent than most think
Johnny Mickem different challenges to it is all im saying u can make a lot of cool beats but a main problem is u cant makle it sound too perfect or it wont sound good at all
Honestly, the rhythm section is holding it down here. I've noticed that in these "terrible band" videos, the drummer is almost always the only one who can at least somewhat play.
What the hell? This is great! Sounds like HELLHAMMER and N.M.E.
For a second there, I thought it was Nicholas Cage on vocals after his acting career had tanked lol
The lead in - "1-2- Fuck You"....LMFAO!!!
This is a classic example of a guitarist and bassist who can't find members and before they know it they've got 'the guy who walks the dog and sings a bit and used to friends with Lemmy' on vocals and 'uncle Pete's mate who started playing drums last year' and you can't say no to
Maunder's School Of Popular Music Classic
all on the sex offenders list
that should be their band name lol
Funny considering his opening lyrics.
LMMFAO that's PRICELESS :D
Holy shit dude. I just shit rainbows laughing at your comment, lol....
J Moon LOL No kidding. Sex Offenders would be the perfect name lol. In all seriousness lol
The band isn't terrible, but they need to do something about that singer haha
+mitch mclean You think that music was ok? it sounded like fucking crap. Its the same fucking riff over and over again.
+Captain Shite Stain They are the next Slayer...
+mitch mclean Yeh, higher him up!
they're not that bad.
death metal isnt that bad.
Purple Bananer Yeah but some of it sucks.
Purple Bananer neither is deaf metal xD
there not that good, either
Indeed, they are not that bad. I have heard way worse bands in open jams. At least these guys sound like a somewhat proper rock band and are having fun, and that is what matters.
It's Christmas day, and Johnny got his Fender squier strat and 20 watt amp with 'distortion'. Billy got his bass guitar and his 30 watt epiphone bass amp with real 'tone' controls. Timmy got the 'Mickey Mouse' drum set he's been asking for all year, and bobby got a 'real' microphone. This is their first attempt at making a 'song'.
listen you don't have to be good at living your dreams as long as you're living them.
With heavy metal anything is possible
im impressed by how the guitarist and singer are clearly the same person in different parts of the room at one time. Magic 👍
This isn't even bad. This is actually pretty good. The instruments are played well and the vocals are quite unique, while all being well done
i respect any band that starts out with "1, 2, fuck, you..."
lol
This is actually pretty good. To put together an original song with a full band and have a good time doing it looks like an accomplishment to me.
They forgot to invite Yoko Ono as a guest vocalist.
sounds like early burzum
bwuhahaha
Actually this is so much better and trVer than any Burzum.
true, burzum are a bit too mainstream for my liking. the whole stabbing your bandmate to death thing for attention has been done so many times *yawn*....ravenheart is where its at :D
ichigo199 he even done time, escaped and is a nazi sympathiser... YAWN
Where can I buy cassette?
They’re singing
“Hell on Earth”. That’s what it’s like having to listen to them.
lol i actually like it
same pinch
Maybe you could a roady for them be their mascot or play piano
The best part at 3:28 "We finished it"
Singer: "One... Two... Fuck... You..."
Me: Hell yeah, here we go!
I would hire these guys to play My Party.
Still better than 90% of retro thrash bands today....
They’re totally fine! Clickbait.
theyre not THAT bad they look funny.
They're actually real good , I dig it. Sounds like hellhammer or venon , cheers !
Correction. Best hilarious metal band.
Mike Patton Mike Patton? is that really you?
Mike Patton Mike Patton? is that really you?
I LOVE YOU.
Lol the awkward bouncing at 1:08
The bassist's little dance at 0:55
+Adriaan du Toit Pretty sure that was a spasm.
+1rcproductions pissed myself at your comment!
+Adriaan du Toit Kick the ball but completely miss dance! xD
He thought it was a dog trying to attack him. he is delusional.
These dudes are good. Not great, but they can play. Close your eyes and listen. You are just judging them on looks. You will all be old soon too. They are not the worst ANYTHING. Not by a long shot.
I would go see these guys a hundred times before I would watch a Justin Bieber show.
great now this song is stuck in my head and I have to keep coming back
Pee'd myselt at 1:05 when the lead singer strikes his arm powerful towards the wind of steel!
My man was kinda shredding , the solo was kinda cool
They're not that bad at all. Great guitar solo, actually. They're making music, putting it out there. More than most do.
This is the next megadeath
LOL
I honestly think they are great, They look and sound raw (the way rock n roll is supposed to be) unlike those super clean bands made by a bunch of pretty boys.
Damn imagine this song being recorded in studio. This song is pretty bad ass.
they just need practice, and a better singer
tbh I think they're just doing it for fun
and a better drummer
+ebsen raptzski their drummer is actually quite good.
And a better guitar player.
yeah i agree
awesome - any one can start a metal band!!!
and metal is for all ages
I didn't Know Nicholas Cage from Con-Air was in this video!!!
That was actually not that bad. The instruments were quite in tune, the vocals were fun to listen to, and I have heard tons of bands way worse than this. Besides, they sounded like they were really having fun with what they did, so kudos to that.
These guys are playin at my wedding
sounds like Venom! ahahahah
LOL IT kinda does !!!
wow, a whole band of former sex offenders
1. Skullet: check.
2. Crunchy Groove: check.
1:01-1:10 this guy look like hes dancing at homeschool prom
is that wormtail?
and the lead singer is Hairy Rotter :-)
Honestly, this mostly just a really poorly recorded performance as opposed to a horribly played one. The static camera and the camera mic make this sound really bad.
It's not as though the music is mind-blowing, but as far as I can tell it's played okay. It's very cringey, but that's something altogether different from a band that can't play their instruments at all.
Complete would be a band that are truly horrible, except they somehow always end all together and that fact alone has vexed me for two years now.
"what this band needs. ..is MORE COWBELL!" - C. Walken
1985 called...they don’t want you back.
I love it, sounds like a Hellhammer Demo
Reminds me of Venom. I love it.
The dancing during the solo was gazemazing, too bad he got too tired after negative 5 seconds
Never too old to rock!!! \m/ GREAT!!!
I'm glad most of the comments are making fun in a respectful way, laughing with them, cause it takes a lot of nerve to put anything out on the internet, and I hate how mean people can be when someone isn't the most charismatic, attractive, talented, etc.
Also, they're not bad for what they're aiming for
Hey not that bad actually!!! One Two fuck you...hahaha. Nice going fellas!!
They’re not fucking bad. Every metal band starts off this way.
The bassist definitely drives a Harley
Sounds like the new metallica album.
Stoli Monoli Ha! Ha! Ha! Thats funny! Looks like metalica to
sick solo
Bald on top, long at the back.....that's the look!
+Gordon Heaney Hey, if it was good enough for Benjamin Franklin on the $1 bill, it's good enough for us, Lol!
+Gordon Heaney great now all I can see is a fat devin townsend.
+cassandra5322 Dude, Dev's had his head shaved for quite awhile now.
These guys are better than Slayer, Metallica, and any other metal band.
lol.....bs! hope that was sarcasm
+Ben Middleton
One, Two, Fuck you! Lol, of course it was sarcasm. : )
+Layne thank god
Ardolf Hortler Black Sabbath was/is horrible
They were great
that's not that bad..