James Charles responded to me (He's not happy)

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  • @kazoo6711
    @kazoo6711 5 років тому +4858

    Lesbian makes fun of gay person 2019 (colorized)

    • @johndee2990
      @johndee2990 5 років тому +125

      Also known as a....
      "TERF War"

    • @yeoss
      @yeoss 5 років тому +11

      @@johndee2990
      OH HELL YEAH!

    • @staipe8472
      @staipe8472 5 років тому

      @Kazoo lol

    • @IncredulousMisanthrope
      @IncredulousMisanthrope 5 років тому +18

      @Emotional Machine Tis just a joke mate, relax.

    • @darrelsam419
      @darrelsam419 5 років тому +3

      Would this be considered what some people call "internalized homophobia"?

  • @joshwilliams3199
    @joshwilliams3199 5 років тому +4197

    James Charles can’t block you on Twitter if you’re already suspended....

  • @peepeepoopoovdbhxvbcc6683
    @peepeepoopoovdbhxvbcc6683 3 роки тому +348

    “What if i took them all at once, would I like super level up, or just, die instantly”
    Niall how are you still alive

    • @lunar8399
      @lunar8399 3 роки тому +5

      questioning the same thing

  • @Anonymous-eo2er
    @Anonymous-eo2er 4 роки тому +362

    So basically
    My friend, whom I don’t have an advertising contract with, promoted another bs brand (that also doesn’t do anything, yet claims to) so I broke down, started crying, and doubled my sub count while throwing false accusations....
    Sure

    • @masonlay3380
      @masonlay3380 3 роки тому +19

      Yeah, you hit the nail straight on the fucking head

  • @Mousehawk21
    @Mousehawk21 5 років тому +2997

    Pyro: Stop with the petscop comments.
    Also Pyro: Refrences petscop every video.

    • @BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n
      @BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n 5 років тому +15

      8X Scope > Petscop 2
      *Change my mind*
      -i am pubg virgin-

    • @cherrychubbz3389
      @cherrychubbz3389 5 років тому

      Thank god that you were in my recommendations. One of the best videos I've watched.

    • @SpAzMaTiCJ
      @SpAzMaTiCJ 5 років тому

      Cherry Chubbz .....what?

    • @TheRiolumon
      @TheRiolumon 5 років тому

      Mousehawk and new pet scop videos keep popping up

    • @catlluminati5645
      @catlluminati5645 5 років тому +1

      Also also pyro: Blatantly lies in the title of the video for views after gimping himself by spending $3,000 and getting like three views.

  • @mattieroark8833
    @mattieroark8833 4 роки тому +3369

    James Charles talks like he never breathes through his nose.

    • @ponponpatapon9670
      @ponponpatapon9670 4 роки тому +27

      @@Gh0sdeeri aka: It doesn't.

    • @MRMaMv
      @MRMaMv 4 роки тому +8

      @@Gh0sdeeri 3rd of the fallen annihilating the ann arbor of the world cup julue in the hood g can u hmu with the car for now or if u can get it fixe and the rate for the inconvenience is it gonna be busy with work n class and make sure to get a chance to check the schedule and the number of the car you know when u 3rd and the next w and the next day you know that you are u guys coming back to my friend I know u l u get the money back and available if needed for anything else good looks g can you know if u can get a good night sleep for a while back in the morning if you chill with the water is

    • @ruta3595
      @ruta3595 4 роки тому +25

      *loud mouth inhale* aaHELLO SISTERZ

    • @imnotafreakinrussianyes4785
      @imnotafreakinrussianyes4785 4 роки тому +6

      Mahmud Uddin was the way I was a kid in the middle and so Momma was the day I wanna play this is the best time I can do it haha was my first day of school and so far I have a lot to say this game has been so much more fun and more of one game I can not find this place to go for the first day in my opinion I was not sure I was able I had the opportunity for my friends but it is so Momma is my only complaint they don’t wanna was in a bad mood I was just so happy I got my back I wanna play it all of my favorite people and I was very disappointed when they had the best time of their service they were the only person they had and so they had to get them back to my car and so I had a good experience with my hair they had me and so I had them in the store with me they had a good selection and I got a good deal of it was in my car to shop and get them to be back in the shop they are awesome thanks guys I wanna is a great way of making them and they have them in their store they have great service they are always so good and so pleased with the price and the service I wanna is a good game for the kids they are the most honest and I don’t like this game they have a lot of fun and they are so fun to play and they have a great time with you guys and they are always horse racing so they have great game and great fun for them and to join me in a game or even a fun time game for a good night

    • @MRMaMv
      @MRMaMv 4 роки тому

      @@imnotafreakinrussianyes4785 lmaoo im deadd 😂😂

  • @mrfeeney6213
    @mrfeeney6213 4 роки тому +720

    “Use code beat kids 10%”-Pyrocynical

  • @teh_sea_moss9501
    @teh_sea_moss9501 4 роки тому +1837

    This video in a nutshell: *1st world p r o b l e m s*

  • @alien-probeunit4649
    @alien-probeunit4649 5 років тому +3786

    Pyro, we all experience puberty at some point, stay strong.

    • @ButtShit394
      @ButtShit394 5 років тому +46

      You got the best image

    • @OfficialUnderDog
      @OfficialUnderDog 5 років тому +17

      $5 it doesn't happen

    • @TheProsaicCult
      @TheProsaicCult 5 років тому +44

      Have you tried pasturized whale semen. Everyone in the U.S. is using it and with great results.

    • @treeclay1653
      @treeclay1653 5 років тому +5

      Uncle Phil Excuse me?

    • @solidclan2868
      @solidclan2868 5 років тому +9

      @@TheProsaicCult the fuck leme try cuz ur doctor phil

  • @5joe
    @5joe 5 років тому +2165

    “What if I took them all at once, would I like super level-up or just die instantly”
    Famous last words
    -Pyrocynical

    • @yea9677
      @yea9677 5 років тому +16

      LMAO the fact that you said “last words”

    • @breakingbadfan4541
      @breakingbadfan4541 4 роки тому +6

      Are you really lebron james??

    • @coopermerritt1292
      @coopermerritt1292 4 роки тому +2

      Spark r/foundthemobileuser

    • @breakingbadfan4541
      @breakingbadfan4541 4 роки тому +5

      @@coopermerritt1292 r/ihavereddit

    • @denisvalentin7728
      @denisvalentin7728 4 роки тому +1

      @@Spark--- Lebron is in his 30s hes not a young kid anymore. Just respect this man, okay?

  • @DragoN-ie3xi
    @DragoN-ie3xi 4 роки тому +77

    “If I take all of these, will I super levelup or just die”

    • @timothytosser288
      @timothytosser288 3 роки тому +2

      I over dosed on the gummy flintstone multi vitamins

  • @theycallme_wiah8067
    @theycallme_wiah8067 4 роки тому +211

    James Charles: *doesnt shout out Tati but instead a different brand with the same concept while being paid for it*
    Tati: “I feel so lonely in this community.”

  • @TheRealSebia
    @TheRealSebia 5 років тому +5971

    Pewdiepie: steals Pyrocynicals content.
    Pyrocynical: steals Pewdiepie's camera quality.

    • @halo7737
      @halo7737 5 років тому +57

      WoWz L00K WhaT I F0uNd I got nothing to say that’s just a good meme

    • @nitroh2657
      @nitroh2657 5 років тому +19

      DAMN

    • @yoghurtlord1745
      @yoghurtlord1745 5 років тому +42

      An eye for an eye.

    • @ltjj1799
      @ltjj1799 5 років тому +1

      It’s 1080 by 60 ???

    • @centuzezaim7471
      @centuzezaim7471 5 років тому +36

      @@ltjj1799 No one explain the joke for them, it's better that way

  • @dylanscott2732
    @dylanscott2732 5 років тому +2298

    I got silver on a reddit post once, you don't know the meaning of the word influencer

    • @ishaana3258
      @ishaana3258 5 років тому +82

      I THINK I’ve gotten 100 upvotes on a reddit comment, you don’t know the power I have acquired ok

    • @neal2399
      @neal2399 5 років тому +47

      Bitch I got gold from posting a loss.jpg meme using my switch controllers

    • @ClurTaylor
      @ClurTaylor 5 років тому +18

      Alright mate no one likes a boaster

    • @MetroidChild
      @MetroidChild 5 років тому +6

      This is the greatest comment I've seen this month.

    • @tataroonie6969
      @tataroonie6969 5 років тому +1

      Claire Rhiannon gO aWaY FeMaLe!

  • @cowofnormandy9209
    @cowofnormandy9209 4 роки тому +54

    3:23 i googled it, and eating a big amount of vitamin gummies at once can cause, dizziness, nausea, headaches, skin irritation, and joint pain. And, in very rare instances a coma, or even death! So, yes you could die from eating too much vitamin gummies.

    • @AEON_B
      @AEON_B 3 роки тому +4

      Bruh moment but what if i eat 10 hole packs of vitamins?

    • @J-cobDidADoooooo
      @J-cobDidADoooooo 3 роки тому +3

      @@AEON_B big brain

    • @sehnazdogubatkuzeyguneykus3028
      @sehnazdogubatkuzeyguneykus3028 3 роки тому +4

      @@AEON_B You level up to dead.

    • @spiced_rum
      @spiced_rum 3 роки тому

      flintstones gummies: you dare oppose me mortal?

    • @convergenceclown2386
      @convergenceclown2386 3 роки тому

      well, anything can cause that shit. except it’s a lot easier to dilute vitamins, then water.

  • @edviza1935
    @edviza1935 4 роки тому +60

    2:18 imagine getting copyright claimed for using your husbands song

    • @cassy121
      @cassy121 3 роки тому +3

      My grandfather is musician and he made a song and i got copyrighted for using it and i deleted my video bc it was shit

  • @emmanuel8538
    @emmanuel8538 5 років тому +1312

    Sister Pyro is never gonna make petscop 2 and that's the *Tea*

    • @colton8331
      @colton8331 5 років тому +52

      OH👏MY 👏GOD👏 THAT👏 IS👏 THE👏 FUCKING👏 TEA 👏SISTER EMAN!

    • @SPONKER420
      @SPONKER420 5 років тому +22

      uh oh gamer moment

    • @watersoup4497
      @watersoup4497 5 років тому +6

      Eman GOD DAMMIT WHEN IS PETSCOP 2 COMMING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • @SaladDongs
      @SaladDongs 5 років тому +1

      NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @zephyr1037
      @zephyr1037 5 років тому +1

      the spiffing brit fan here?

  • @bakerboy8821
    @bakerboy8821 5 років тому +3007

    Clickbaits title,
    Immediately tells the truth.
    +1 Charisma

    • @AGenericAlias
      @AGenericAlias 5 років тому +88

      Chaotic good

    • @arbilarmsltd.president3437
      @arbilarmsltd.president3437 5 років тому +7

      retards

    • @danebradbury5940
      @danebradbury5940 5 років тому +28

      @@arbilarmsltd.president3437 really? thats a pretty epic reply

    • @arbilarmsltd.president3437
      @arbilarmsltd.president3437 5 років тому

      @@danebradbury5940 1k likes my ass this is boring sub mediocre content, enjoy it as long as you can idk but this kind of clickbait is worse than CapsLock and shouldn't be praised

    • @uselesscasul3164
      @uselesscasul3164 4 роки тому +8

      MarkTere either you are joking, or you are forming a subjective view that I, with my superior intellect can say is objectively false

  • @okboomerbutitsacat8050
    @okboomerbutitsacat8050 3 роки тому +31

    "this is why I never do sponsor stuff"
    Raid shadow legends: allow us to introduce oursleves

  • @bestkilljoyy
    @bestkilljoyy 4 роки тому +246

    “..no all our clothing is epi- epicly made. I MEANT ETHICALLY MADE *OH MY GOD”*

    • @woobeewooo
      @woobeewooo 3 роки тому +6

      Ethically* (yes I just corrected the spelling on a one year old comment)

    • @jakesmith6186
      @jakesmith6186 3 роки тому +11

      @@woobeewooo not sure what's worse the fact you made a spelling correction on a 1 year old comment or the fact op corrected it

    • @sprtrnds7880
      @sprtrnds7880 3 роки тому +10

      @@jakesmith6186 when your comment gets more than 10 likes and still has a spelling error your account should get deleted

    • @willyum1620
      @willyum1620 3 роки тому +1

      @@sprtrnds7880 why should it matter if you know what he was trying to say

  • @sa-hh6dt
    @sa-hh6dt 5 років тому +1523

    james charles left you a message pyro!
    make petscop 2. Sister.

  • @Blondie5745654
    @Blondie5745654 5 років тому +1330

    The video started to buffer and I thought it was a meme and laughed

  • @doesthisIookinfected
    @doesthisIookinfected 3 роки тому +33

    Hearing James talk makes me want to inhale through my nose really hard.

  • @alex21091
    @alex21091 3 роки тому +82

    Shane Dawson being canceled can be traced to this one moment.
    James Charles and a bunch of gummies

    • @950theo
      @950theo 3 роки тому +9

      He deserves to be cancelled.

  • @Danielle-yc3mr
    @Danielle-yc3mr 5 років тому +2354

    James Charles takes vegan vitamins in the morning and meat rods at night

  • @FeelGoodeIncMusic
    @FeelGoodeIncMusic 4 роки тому +1557

    Holy God, Kylie getting copystruck by her husband is the best thing ever

    • @kalecardenas9645
      @kalecardenas9645 3 роки тому +6

      Ikr

    • @edp-xo1on
      @edp-xo1on 3 роки тому +6

      UA-cam drama is pretty crazy at the moment

    • @brhh
      @brhh 3 роки тому +14

      *Business is business, now let's go to MacDonald's*

    • @ccoberley395
      @ccoberley395 3 роки тому +1

      おとこエピック otokoeppiku

    • @gietskeet
      @gietskeet 3 роки тому +2

      It’s perfect

  • @mtkhan786
    @mtkhan786 3 роки тому +17

    I don't understand how Pyro can not care about what he's talking about in the slightest yet still somehow make it so entertaining.

  • @TrideGD
    @TrideGD 2 роки тому +1

    5:10 hearing that song without it cutting short and in the context of portal 2 is terrifying

  • @willsmith5935
    @willsmith5935 5 років тому +712

    Pyro: Oh yeah so risky to sponsor ooga booga dalooga
    aLsO PyRo: tOdAy's SpOnSOR iS SwAgBuCkS!!1!

    • @hotsaucehysteria
      @hotsaucehysteria 5 років тому +11

      Swagbucks just smells like malware honestly

    • @bruhman2396
      @bruhman2396 5 років тому +3

      now thats just sad

    • @IJNAoba9-25-26
      @IJNAoba9-25-26 5 років тому +5

      “Ooga booga dalooga “
      Probably one of the best caveman words I’ve seen

    • @bruhman2396
      @bruhman2396 5 років тому +2

      im going to say the nooga nooga word

    • @oogabooga4047
      @oogabooga4047 5 років тому +1

      Fuck Dalooga

  • @petofjustice3192
    @petofjustice3192 5 років тому +491

    You know James Charles would‘ve uploaded Petscop 2 by now.

  • @jackal643
    @jackal643 3 роки тому +11

    James Charles sounds like he’s always about to yawn and it gives me anxiety

  • @astronomical8388
    @astronomical8388 4 роки тому +10

    11:41 *I DIDN'T NEED TO BE REMINDED OF HIS DEATH, THANK YOU*

    • @mide8845
      @mide8845 3 роки тому +1

      Who?? Ohh no, our boy anime died

  • @keeganbelanger3417
    @keeganbelanger3417 5 років тому +1113

    Pyro should charge $500 for a viewing of petscop 2

    • @Offdopp
      @Offdopp 5 років тому +25

      He would legit make like 10k from that tho

    • @Offdopp
      @Offdopp 5 років тому +6

      Minimum

    • @stangomango2015
      @stangomango2015 5 років тому +15

      That’s call having a UA-cam original series.

    • @tony-ci7zd
      @tony-ci7zd 5 років тому

      Will pay

    • @dantekross6489
      @dantekross6489 5 років тому +2

      How do I direct my salary to this?

  • @ratmandango9339
    @ratmandango9339 5 років тому +766

    How far we've come from that Leafy v Pyro playground insult video

  • @evanrosenberry8779
    @evanrosenberry8779 4 роки тому +9

    The way he says spotty at 2:28 kills me.

  • @shr3k0gr37
    @shr3k0gr37 4 роки тому +11

    I love how the timestamp covers the thumbnail, so it looks like james Charles just messaged pyro saying "P L A Y F O R T N I T E"

  • @joriskbos1115
    @joriskbos1115 5 років тому +2533

    "you can't put reality star and hard work in the same sentence"
    Challenge accepted:
    Reality stars don't do hard work

  • @icantbiteice
    @icantbiteice 5 років тому +1171

    So guys we did it we reached a quarter of a million pimples
    edit: I edited this with nothing added

  • @tea_owl0758
    @tea_owl0758 3 роки тому +3

    this videos A and B plot are so different but are relatable at the same time

  • @SludgeCorpInCorp
    @SludgeCorpInCorp 4 роки тому +4

    2:45 those laddys eyes are so big that people say that if you look into them for too long, you can see the mysteries of the universe

  • @thomaslentz7226
    @thomaslentz7226 5 років тому +783

    $500 ain't that bad considering you spent $3K on an E-girl

    • @pingeee
      @pingeee 5 років тому +10

      But it's James Charles...

    • @thomaslentz7226
      @thomaslentz7226 5 років тому +7

      MrPingeee at least you get to actually meet him in person

    • @hamboharambe9982
      @hamboharambe9982 5 років тому +41

      Did he really spend 5k just to get rejected by a thot? , that would be good if he hadnt spent 10 k with that bitch, but the reality is that he spent 50k in a e thot , imagine being this stupid , now pump it , i cant fucking belive that this motherfucker spent 250 million dollars just to get rejected by an e thot , really pathetic

    • @SrZXVpR
      @SrZXVpR 5 років тому

      Nah he spent 15k

    • @anxdmeme4208
      @anxdmeme4208 5 років тому +2

      It's possibly tax deductible as a business expense as a UA-camr though

  • @kingamer123
    @kingamer123 5 років тому +247

    Pyrocynical to Pewdiepie: please stop stealing my video ideas.
    Pyro to WillNe: nice Belle Delphine video you've got there

    • @bruhman2396
      @bruhman2396 5 років тому +4

      just like the simulations

  • @thesistasketches5898
    @thesistasketches5898 3 роки тому +5

    Listening to James Charles’ voice and then a normal-ish person speaking makes me realise just how fast James talks

  • @ninetwoeight928
    @ninetwoeight928 3 роки тому +2

    4:06 oh how the turntables

  • @LuxasVTUBER
    @LuxasVTUBER 5 років тому +1439

    *He'll unblock you when you upload Petscop 2*

    • @synical_zero0003
      @synical_zero0003 5 років тому +6

      As sad as it sounds, Pyro is not going to make a video on Petscop 2 anytime soon. I'm sorry, but that's the harsh reality.

    • @yungstupid9955
      @yungstupid9955 5 років тому +7

      @@synical_zero0003 wHeRes pEtScOp tWo ???

    • @iloveMRKO
      @iloveMRKO 5 років тому +1

      Luxas fleshlight

    • @leusmurphy
      @leusmurphy 5 років тому +4

      @@yungstupid9955 when jojo part 8 ends

    • @n0siiide
      @n0siiide 5 років тому +3

      Pyro: *Anger Intensifies*

  • @martianhermit
    @martianhermit 5 років тому +246

    James Charles, in the distance: ᵂᴼᴹᴾ ᵂᴼᴹᴾ ᵂᴼᴹᴾ

    • @wack5337
      @wack5337 5 років тому +9

      yeaeyaeyeaaaah

    • @ktvia
      @ktvia 5 років тому +5

      𝚠𝚘𝚖𝚙 𝚠𝚘𝚖𝚙 𝚠𝚘𝚖𝚖𝚖𝚙𝚙𝚙

    • @julianrodriguez1998
      @julianrodriguez1998 5 років тому +6

      SCP-230 HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT

    • @joanabrown8D
      @joanabrown8D 5 років тому

      cringe

    • @docpurps2878
      @docpurps2878 5 років тому

      Woop

  • @GuyWithAHat
    @GuyWithAHat 4 роки тому +4

    3:06
    Geez Pyro, you literally scared me with that

  • @posie_blue5910
    @posie_blue5910 3 роки тому +1

    these videos have been the thins keeping me going on the last week of remote learning

  • @navzy6211
    @navzy6211 5 років тому +657

    new pyro video, no bullying kids, no fortnite, no petscop 2.
    this aint it chief

    • @mirzak0079
      @mirzak0079 5 років тому +9

      Tbh James is a 6 year old mentally.

    • @george9181
      @george9181 5 років тому +7

      even worst... it’s not a mlg video

    • @scewt
      @scewt 5 років тому +2

      hes actually just keemstar at this point

    • @haileyc.2977
      @haileyc.2977 5 років тому +1

      *bruh*

  • @nono4296
    @nono4296 5 років тому +686

    Pyro originally had
    $3,500.69
    BUT he payed a egirl 3,000 to play minecraft and she refused but took the money

    • @gardenixu9291
      @gardenixu9291 5 років тому +14

      20 thousand dollars?

    • @nono4296
      @nono4296 5 років тому +20

      @@gardenixu9291 no
      Threethousand fivehundred and sixty nine cents

    • @Assault_Butter_Knife
      @Assault_Butter_Knife 5 років тому +21

      @@gardenixu9291 I can't believe that egirl sucked 50k out of his bank account

    • @rianan6620
      @rianan6620 5 років тому +8

      Last time i checked its around 80k

    • @lastchanceamv
      @lastchanceamv 5 років тому +10

      i cant believe he donated her a small loan of a million dollars

  • @andrewmurray9691
    @andrewmurray9691 Рік тому +2

    I love watching old pyrocyn

  • @campbellbuenzow7770
    @campbellbuenzow7770 4 роки тому +1

    At least you were honest immediately

  • @mehranskennedy9888
    @mehranskennedy9888 5 років тому +246

    He's not happy because you don't upload Petscop 2

    • @n0tlance314
      @n0tlance314 5 років тому +2

      Shut up

    • @kira64xyz
      @kira64xyz 5 років тому +3

      lance_b5 they hated jesus because he told them the truth

    • @jerry3306
      @jerry3306 5 років тому

      @@n0tlance314 no u

  • @jaykstah
    @jaykstah 5 років тому +689

    Brittard pyro gets triggered by "tea" bc it reminds him of the Boston tea party

    • @yakuzashibe
      @yakuzashibe 5 років тому +17

      They dumped it in the name of freedom, to hide the fact they didn't know how to make tea properly. This is why Britain will always reign supreme in the Tea business

    • @GammaWolf99
      @GammaWolf99 5 років тому +11

      cept for china, which britain stole the tea idea fom

    • @yakuzashibe
      @yakuzashibe 5 років тому +5

      @@GammaWolf99 I believe our tea was from India at the time, but it might of been China too. Either way, you make a good point

    • @the_numb_skull
      @the_numb_skull 5 років тому

      Yakuza Shibe I can make tea just as good as any Brit watch me uwu

    • @yakuzashibe
      @yakuzashibe 5 років тому +5

      @@the_numb_skull Have you even heard of a kettle? Do you know what mysteries lie inside one?

  • @ElPastalero
    @ElPastalero 4 роки тому +7

    James Charles sounds like he has a permanent cold

  • @m1lkw4t3r2
    @m1lkw4t3r2 4 роки тому +4

    2019 Pyro meet and greet; 99 cents

  • @casperhansen9955
    @casperhansen9955 5 років тому +830

    "My wife's boyfriend". Had to read that one twice

    • @zombrexgame6670
      @zombrexgame6670 5 років тому +21

      *bruh*

    • @ailahmashod
      @ailahmashod 4 роки тому

      EpicGamingWolf uuuuuuucuck

    • @pongck6014
      @pongck6014 4 роки тому +9

      . Is in the wrong place

    • @avzarathustra6164
      @avzarathustra6164 4 роки тому +4

      @talzii Oh I didn't of that, it could be a poetic way of talking about yourself

    • @McBadassish
      @McBadassish 4 роки тому +9

      @talzii It is a joke on cuckolding where someone is banging your GF or wife and you know about it and fully accept it.

  • @willbewonky5538
    @willbewonky5538 5 років тому +656

    James Charles just creeps me out. Everything about him makes me scream "no" internally.

    • @DanielMakesDecentContent
      @DanielMakesDecentContent 5 років тому +55

      Battle Ready Sandwich *Agrees in Spanish*

    • @lel2015
      @lel2015 5 років тому +32

      The way he did the ad made me cringe

    • @nunkatsu
      @nunkatsu 5 років тому +24

      @@DanielMakesDecentContent Duolingo bird is proud of you

    • @fluvee
      @fluvee 5 років тому +3

      Same

    • @benguthrie3286
      @benguthrie3286 5 років тому +1

      you must be a cat

  • @authornmalone
    @authornmalone 3 роки тому +4

    I have that very specific genetic deficiency.
    No chance in hell I'll trust anything that's a purple pill unless it's a prescription. That looks dodgy AF

  • @brettridel4510
    @brettridel4510 3 роки тому +8

    Would I just super level up, or just die instantly. He is a true comedian

  • @8b1t30
    @8b1t30 5 років тому +294

    If pyro gets responded to again he is legally skilled.

    • @jxmmyLIVE
      @jxmmyLIVE 5 років тому

      That's how responses work!

    • @joemungus2946
      @joemungus2946 5 років тому +1

      99% of commenters couldn't get it!

  • @mehmeh2094
    @mehmeh2094 5 років тому +244

    He said "like on tf2 a backstab on the back of a pyro" he is a pyro main, this is proof, he plays tf2 10 hours a Day, this is PROOF

  • @HiHi-ul1up
    @HiHi-ul1up 3 роки тому

    I agree red stone and lapis lazuli are so annoying when mining for diamonds they take up so much storage in your inventory

  • @jackfitzsimons2569
    @jackfitzsimons2569 3 роки тому +2

    14:51 Pyro DESTROYS James Charles WITH FACTS AND LOGIC

  • @BirdWord03
    @BirdWord03 5 років тому +3252

    😒✋ : Paying 500 to meet James Charles
    😏👉 : Paying 3000 to play Minecraft with Belle Delphine
    Edit: So guys, we did it. We used two over used memes and got over 1k likes for it.

    • @AWMC2023
      @AWMC2023 5 років тому +61

      And being stood up

    • @user-yb1wy7ej9w
      @user-yb1wy7ej9w 5 років тому +12

      L

    • @The40Oliver
      @The40Oliver 5 років тому +4

      16000 dollars to play minecraft

    • @chunkymilk7228
      @chunkymilk7228 5 років тому +1

      i hate james but i dont see a problem with the $500 tickets its not that much

    • @Take22952
      @Take22952 5 років тому +3

      The Anti Artists 420 likes

  • @Lerchs
    @Lerchs 5 років тому +575

    James Charles tickets: $500
    Petscop 2 Premiere tickets: $9999

  • @Server2008
    @Server2008 4 роки тому +3

    I like the russian minecrafter sound at 0:33

  • @shaggers8041
    @shaggers8041 3 роки тому +2

    Pyro is the only youtuber I've ever wanted to buy merchandise from

  • @rjctrjct4547
    @rjctrjct4547 5 років тому +283

    The government is using James Charles to make the frogs gay

    • @blacktemplarboy1323
      @blacktemplarboy1323 5 років тому +1

      *DoeS no OnE undErsTaNd tHat ?* 🎵

    • @yousefamr633
      @yousefamr633 5 років тому +1

      will the government did it because
      *the fricking frogs are gay now*

    • @yousefamr633
      @yousefamr633 5 років тому +1

      @@blacktemplarboy1323 tf is this Spanish

  • @PlatypusGB
    @PlatypusGB 5 років тому +2004

    Pyro's face looks like the CSGO minimap showing enemies

  • @swnwna8012
    @swnwna8012 3 роки тому

    Got an ad for "twisted tea" and I can say that I am not disappointed

  • @void5126
    @void5126 4 роки тому +3

    Pyro: you can NOT put reality star and hard work in a sentence together!
    Also pyro: **Does that**

  • @MATTMONSTER200
    @MATTMONSTER200 5 років тому +750

    Caveman: THE FIRST FOLDING PHONE!
    Flip Phone: Am I a joke to you?

    • @haileyc.2977
      @haileyc.2977 5 років тому +4

      Matt when it's not folded it's around the width of a regular phone but when it's folded it about the width of two phones

    • @Anthonybrother
      @Anthonybrother 5 років тому +17

      @@ItsJustRengu shutup with your woosh you cretin, just because they don't laugh doesn't mean they don't get it, it can also mean they just thought the joke was barely funny.

    • @mettle4565
      @mettle4565 5 років тому +5

      Antonio Brother but brooo he got wh00shed like a cringe normie!!! lol reddit haha!!

    • @m1cra848
      @m1cra848 5 років тому +2

      mettle ikr!!!!! Lol hahaahahha ihavereditwhichisbasicallytwitterfor5yearolds xdxdxdxxdxdxdxsxdxsd that guy is such a normie haha XDXD haHahahahahHha😂😂😂

    • @ok-fo5wy
      @ok-fo5wy 5 років тому +1

      Omega 109 hahahahhah yea same hahahhahah this is a real bruh normie moment hahahha yeet whip Nae Nae xdxdxdxdxdxdxdxd

  • @noodlz.mp4819
    @noodlz.mp4819 5 років тому +1191

    Holy crap. A twenty minute video
    Pyro's thirsty for that ad

    • @NK-yu4uc
      @NK-yu4uc 5 років тому +5

      I didn't get any ads

    • @noodlz.mp4819
      @noodlz.mp4819 5 років тому +1

      @@NK-yu4uc you might have an adblocker or something
      The yellow bits on the timeline thing are midrolls (ads)

    • @gaminggamer2550
      @gaminggamer2550 5 років тому +4

      uhh I use adblock

    • @WiloPolis03
      @WiloPolis03 5 років тому +4

      Thirsty for that ad
      T h a t
      *a d*

    • @scumbag1731
      @scumbag1731 5 років тому +2

      Techno Demon the ads don’t even play for me half of the time

  • @Hepheat75
    @Hepheat75 3 місяці тому +3

    I miss old Pyro, he was so entertaining.

  • @lucasthephrog386
    @lucasthephrog386 3 роки тому

    Multiple people: Say that the pills are vegan.
    That one guy who is a carnivore: *goes bald*

  • @no-if1ol
    @no-if1ol 5 років тому +516

    I just noticed pyros bedding
    Can this man get any more british

    • @BigM1020
      @BigM1020 5 років тому

      n o dude you don’t have a snake or a spider

    • @darrelsam419
      @darrelsam419 5 років тому +5

      @@meemdispenser5149 He's not from Britian, he's from Sappho Islands.

    • @smuketherealbigboyman
      @smuketherealbigboyman 5 років тому

      MeeM Dispenser hahah funny lmao

    • @wal2er862
      @wal2er862 5 років тому +3

      When he starts invading other countries he would truly be british

    • @IncredulousMisanthrope
      @IncredulousMisanthrope 5 років тому

      @@wal2er862 it's called colonization....

  • @asgeir_helgi
    @asgeir_helgi 5 років тому +333

    There's not a single person on earth that is worth $500.
    Edit: People keep seeing this so I should specify, I meant that people aren't worth paying $500 to meet. I get why people took it differently and I should've made my point clearer.

    • @dr.anderson1847
      @dr.anderson1847 5 років тому +31

      Exept Pyrosynical

    • @steeledcelestial2958
      @steeledcelestial2958 5 років тому +1

      Jaminaminam Donald trump great memes

    • @steeledcelestial2958
      @steeledcelestial2958 5 років тому +7

      Jaminaminam family tho meeting family across the world is worth 500

    • @saskilla1945
      @saskilla1945 5 років тому +2

      Youre probably worth 1 stack of pennies

    • @DrowzyDruid
      @DrowzyDruid 5 років тому +2

      I'd sell my entire body for £50 to the RSPB

  • @giovannisoldovieri5270
    @giovannisoldovieri5270 3 роки тому +2

    3:07 POV: You are Dream's sink

  • @tylergates2488
    @tylergates2488 4 роки тому +3

    it's scary how accurate his jason nash impression is

  • @thatstopmotioner8119
    @thatstopmotioner8119 5 років тому +730

    Is no one gunna mention the fact he said “My wife’s boyfriend says he’s proud of me” lol

    • @MarshallLeeA
      @MarshallLeeA 5 років тому +28

      His ex has a new boyfriend, so

    • @turtIenator
      @turtIenator 5 років тому +30

      Good I’m glad his wife’s boyfriend is getting along with him

    • @WLPaulo
      @WLPaulo 5 років тому +21

      can anyone please sleep with my wife please just for tonight

    • @justsumdude7437
      @justsumdude7437 5 років тому +1

      No

    • @MarshallLeeA
      @MarshallLeeA 5 років тому +3

      @@WLPaulo Already did it. 😉

  • @raph2954
    @raph2954 5 років тому +291

    "Like tf2 in the back of a pyro"
    *shows footage of sniper getting backstabbed*

    • @lorandbarthes3156
      @lorandbarthes3156 5 років тому +1

      @5567 5555 More effort than your mom when she gave birth to you.

    • @sog3395
      @sog3395 5 років тому +11

      @@lorandbarthes3156 Nice one. I'm sure your friends are thrilled to be around you.

    • @semiorder47
      @semiorder47 5 років тому +1

      Lorand Barthes Oh shit look out guys, we got a badass here

    • @lorandbarthes3156
      @lorandbarthes3156 5 років тому +1

      me being like )-_-(

    • @lorandbarthes3156
      @lorandbarthes3156 5 років тому +1

      I just like my own comment & IDGAF

  • @OdiousBotch
    @OdiousBotch 4 роки тому +4

    I love the thumbnail only because pyro is literally incapable of that emotion

  • @augsa9128
    @augsa9128 3 роки тому

    Going to find the EPIC compilation

  • @jeffhaines4992
    @jeffhaines4992 5 років тому +277

    Gamora: did you get James Charles tickets
    Thanos: yes
    Gamora: what did it cost
    Thanos: everything
    SPOILERS
    Barney dies in endgame
    Caillou snaps and wipes him out

  • @LPSGAL1
    @LPSGAL1 5 років тому +849

    He protecc
    He attacc
    But most importantly petscop ain't coming bacc

  • @stupidlizardadventures9131
    @stupidlizardadventures9131 4 роки тому +1

    1:18 looks like I’m not gonna sleep anymore

  • @-murray-
    @-murray- 2 роки тому

    the birth of "not ethically made, epically made"

  • @TailsIsDisappointed
    @TailsIsDisappointed 5 років тому +247

    Can we give him a free one-way express ticket to Siberia? Heard its nice place this time of year.

    • @daquetv3683
      @daquetv3683 5 років тому

      Tails is disappointed in your recent decisions. Yeah the Mutants are swarming as well

    • @actuallynotfunny4551
      @actuallynotfunny4551 5 років тому

      Hi from Cro... Oh no dramaaa

    • @nathanslee3197
      @nathanslee3197 5 років тому +2

      Tails is disappointed in your recent decisions I’ve seen you nearly every video pretty cool

    • @edgy6562
      @edgy6562 5 років тому +6

      Yeah, there's a 5 star luxurious hotel called: *The Gulag*

    • @thesoviethelicopter7540
      @thesoviethelicopter7540 5 років тому

      да товарищ, Stalin give him free 48 year long gulag trip to Siberian wastelan-I mean paradise

  • @J-D03
    @J-D03 5 років тому +302

    Pyrocynical has kissed the merch you purchased.
    There's no way to undo.

  • @vincentdonald5353
    @vincentdonald5353 3 роки тому +1

    And also it’s like those products on TV you see it works but actually doesn’t when you get it

  • @devy1090
    @devy1090 4 роки тому

    20 min vid no ads
    respect+

  • @victoriaplayz339
    @victoriaplayz339 5 років тому +337

    Nobody:
    James Charles: HuGS FoR 10,000 mOnEYS

  • @maizahkaleem163
    @maizahkaleem163 5 років тому +159

    Alternate video title:
    Pyrocynical having a breakdown for 20 minutes straight

  • @fantasynerd383
    @fantasynerd383 4 роки тому +5

    Do it Pyro. Take all the vitamins at once and you will become super Pyro.

  • @fatcoccgirl
    @fatcoccgirl 4 роки тому +2

    James Charles: Today we are sponsored by Ru Paul
    Drag Queenz: *REEEEEEE*

  • @tz4759
    @tz4759 5 років тому +35

    "What if I eat them all at once,
    will I super level up, or just die instantly?"
    3:21 -Pyrocynical 2019

  • @thedivineoblivion9452
    @thedivineoblivion9452 5 років тому +208

    Pyro: *See 2 minute video of him saying epic* Do something better with your life.
    Also Pyro: Not making Petscop 2

  • @crazyb00s18
    @crazyb00s18 4 роки тому +14

    "My wife's boyfriend is proud of me"
    Hol up...

  • @bassofd00m
    @bassofd00m 3 роки тому +2

    this needs more wOop wOoP WoOP