Rating Everything From All Will Be One

[@D-Skotes]

Saying poison sucks?...... HE'S NOT COMPLEATED HE'S FAKING IT.

[@NightEver]

He needs to be compleated

[@deadlyslayer271]

Or just a follower of Urabrask.

[@RaceBandit]

_"Eww, Infect."_
_-Every sane MtG player_

[@NightEver]

@@RaceBandit ☠️

[@RaceBandit]

@@NightEver | My Modern deck is an Infect that can win on turn 2 or 3, and even I realize it's part of the problem. This shit makes Dynamax look slow! _(just in case you play pokemon)_

[@jacobbaush8641]

Y’all ever think sometimes Noah mispronounces cards by accident, but he has plausible deniability because of how often he does it on purpose

[@stevensavage9491]

Stop questioning the magician's tradition.

[@3xPin]

No. He is illiterate.

[@TzolkSp]

I agree. He would 100% mispronounce "plausible deniability" too.

[@Cleruian]

Yet Skrelv got 5/5...

[@commiecomrade2644]

engagement technique - all youtubers use it

[@TheSOGchronicles]

Noah joins phyrexia but still hates the mommy of machines
he would definitely be with Urabrask the based

[@TheSOGchronicles]

Why do I have over 100 likes!? This is a stupid comment

[@TheSOGchronicles]

Except for Urabrask
I truly believe he is the most based preator

[@RaceBandit]

Nah, Noah joining Phyrexia was a joke, as evidenced by him also hating poison counters.

[@TheSOGchronicles]

@@RaceBandit idk I'm not seeing any posion in red Urabrask is also red

[@timedGuano]

Noah's just afraid of being pegged by MOM. He'll come around. After the pegging.

[@dr.zoidberg8666]

Man is the most Gruul player I've ever seen in my life.

[@casteanpreswyn7528]

You say that like it's a bad thing.

[@187btokes]

@@casteanpreswyn7528 the only color dumber than red is any color with green attached to it. Trust me, I play Rakdos

[@espirius7573]

I was going to comment "Tell me you only play Gruul without telling me you only play Gruul." - but I like yours better.

[@jayredharpstudios9672]

​@@187btokes I'm pretty sure that you mean anything with white attached to it, trust me I have a Red-Black deck

[@Jay-qn4ez]

I watched the colors video and got that exact impression lmao

[@kierantaylor7513]

i really love how you give these objective videos that aren't at all shrouded by opinion. you get straight to the point and it is extremely helpful

[@rustaholic2546]

What a helpful and unbiased tier list

[@robertlaidlaw4592]

@@rustaholic2546 yea, its good that they made all the red and green cards especially likable this set. well done wotc

[@arsenicwafers7536]

Kinda glad you gave Skrelv 5/5
Because mite tribal looks like it would be fun.

[@Metroidf4n]

don't you mean it mite be fun?

[@RaceBandit]

Notice it was a _white_ card that got an easy 5/5.

[@intheftin2861]

Mite army arise with the juggernaut card!!

[@Ana_Al-Akbar]

But it is so unwhite!

[@brushwagg7735]

@@Ana_Al-Akbar
It’s a one drop with paragraphs of text on it. It’s the best kind of extremely white.

[@bodacious_b0808]

As a modern mill player. I was attacked as soon as the video started. 😢

[@typerez8132]

Not wrong tho

[@hearinstormborn]

Good

[@remy333]

Shame.

[@legendkiller1099]

Deserved

[@gonzalogarcia312]

Didn't you know the video is a 10 Red mana 10 generic 12/41 Red Phyrexian God with Haste, ward pay 10 life. Ability: UA-cam - Every new subscriber reduces the mana cost by 1 Red mana and 1 generic mana. Every subscriber after this card reaches 0 mana cost turns into a 1/1 follower with haste and prowess.

[@kalebstuart3083]

Noah we need a Friendship Tier List for each creature type. If Goblins aren't S Tier.

[@AsuraBoss]

Goblins are so friend that Krenko figured out a way to make more friends by laying down per turn.

[@CaesarShadowKnight]

Spice8Rack will promptly be informed about this.

[@jacobcain9008]

Slivers are S tier. They like to share.

[@Ol_White_Fatalis]

That Jace is gonna end up seeing more play in self milling strategies for graveyard shennanigans. Just wait and see 😁

[@Grogeous_Maximus]

And it's gonna end up getting banned.

[@burninggrapes9815]

@@Grogeous_Maximus lmfao you wish

[@questionyourself718]

@@Grogeous_Maximus why? This is far away from being banworthy.

[@Ol_White_Fatalis]

@@Grogeous_Maximus You guys calling for bans are always so dramatic xD. Idk about standard, but i don't think this card is extremely op or anything, just looks nice.

[@moowaffels]

Let me help you with pronunciations:
0:40 “capri son hellraiser”
6:07 “caca funny scamp”
6:22 “Tammy’s toes immobilize her”

[@westinrick802]

Toxic is such a cool mechanic. I love how wizards aren't afraid of tweaking a broken mechanic to make it more fair.

[@blaccoffee1]

What was the broken mechanic, and are you aware of Poisonous?

[@genzo454]

@@blaccoffee1 Infect was the mechanic they were mentioning.

[@The.QuasiOG]

If they really wanted to balance it, they would've added more cards that remove poison counters outside of Leeches, which is never getting reprinted

[@intheftin2861]

Just use thief of blood, infect so perfect with him, lot of infect players rage when i cast it

[@The.QuasiOG]

@@intheftin2861 I mean, Thief of Blood would remove any -1/-1 counters from creatures that were dealt damage from infect sources, or possibly remove +1/+1 counters from your opponents infect creatures if they buffed them that way. But it won't remove poison counters from players.
Thief of Blood's ability removes counters from all *permanents* when it enters the battlefield. "110.1 A permanent is a card or token on the battlefield."

[@GrumpyIan]

Remember this is the same guy that sold out to chat to remove his door.

[@percrunner1433]

You mean was the hero of UA-cam in that moment?

[@belethorofthegeneralgoodss348]

3:03 big win for Skrelv bros

[@belethorofthegeneralgoodss348]

4:44 big loss for Skrelv bros

[@skrelvthemite]

Twas a great moment

[@skrelvthemite]

@@belethorofthegeneralgoodss348 Twas an awful moment

[@element_119]

I'm actually really excited for Graaz, Unstoppable Juggernaut. I've been wanting to try making a colorless commander deck, but there aren't a lot of good commenders for such a thing

[@zerogamerpro3146]

As good and fun as he is, he has a huge downside as a commander: you have 0 cardraw and you need your card space for ramp. Trust me, I play colorless Kozilek for a reason. We still miss you Golos

[@hex8881]

@@zerogamerpro3146 If Golos weren't banned, Kozilek would be a lot cheaper, plus his intrinsic Draw to 7 and Counter by discard are strong enough, imagine if he also had Annihilator

[@zerogamerpro3146]

@@hex8881 yes but with golos you can find urza lands and eldrazi lands. Also, you can play the other coloured eldrazi.

[@Jim-of-Rohan]

Take a drink every time Noah says "alright."

[@phaseix5297]

I didn't want my liver anyway.

[@LegoCowManZ]

This is the first video from this channel I've seen and I can already tell you're a gruul beatdown player.

[@OwnRogers25]

I love that if there was single card this set that deserved a 6/5 rating it was going to be hexgold slash, lol. XD
I also read and heard that card as "if the opponent is being toxic, deal 4 damage to them and kill them".

[@davidlee9870]

Fr, this season is compelling me to make a poison counter deck.

[@TheLuckySpades]

2 cards gor 6/5, Living Cure also got that rating

[@TK-zd7ym]

The amount of cards he randomly gave 4 or 5/5 for having Toxic was the true hilarity

[@Rothruindir]

loved the Ultimate Punch reference from Hot Rod. one of my favorite comedies of all-time

[@brandongalvan6603]

What about Urtet, Remains of Memnarch? Solo myr video?

[@GRIMHOOD99]

Your reading is getting better.

[@Baleog18]

You say the word "alright" so many times, you could easily make a drinking game out of this video 🤣😜

[@eggmarket]

this may be the closest thing we've gotten to a "serious" noah vid

[@phantompop3192]

I’m against the toxic stuff, but I like the proliferate for my planeswalkers and +1/+1 counters.

[@mcfructix7688]

''The only color to not being toxic is red '' Yeah but the goblin just kill you turn 3 witch sigarda's aid + Colossus hammer its a way more toxic ...

[@187btokes]

No, it's called winning smart

[@davidhouska2717]

Phyrexian Obliterator is by far one of the best black creatures ever printed... I played it in nonstandart formats for a long time. And - stick with me - 3/5?? I mean, that's underrated by someone who doesn't know, how much fun it is to play with it. TBF i don't like the art (original forever baby), I would give 4/5 'cose obvious things are obvious, othwervise it would be solid 5...

[@187btokes]

Did you have a stroke typing this?

[@davidhouska2717]

@@187btokes english is my third language and I still have issues with spelling... but meaning, i hope, was clear

[@187btokes]

@@davidhouska2717 I'm just messing with you, I could tell by the name and the spelling. Didn't mean to be a dick was just playing

[@henriquevital9307]

Vraska did pretty well in my sealed draft deck of the pre-release. Most of people there used toxic counter strategy, the toxic and proliferate cards just made poison usable.

[@187btokes]

Poison has always been useable
Fangbearer much

[@gonzalogarcia312]

I love the witty irony of this 😂🤣!! This video is hilarious!!

[@carlpalacios]

Alright, alright! sheesh just don't give me the poison counters XD

[@axelchannaux7901]

Noa I through you were completed, but you didn't rated 5/5 every card with phyrexian Artwork ?

[@ArcadeCrowMTG]

this man literally just shits on every thing I like to play in mtg and yet his vids are so funny I cant stop watching them lol

[@jameswulf]

Thankfully, the rc had a rare moment of clarity and don't see a big problem with Norn.

[@MrCaptainSquibbles]

Take a shot everytime you hear "alright"

[@mattmccloskey8102]

"Subscribe or I'll give you 10 poison counters" has got to be the best way to get people to subscribe to your channel

[@TheSOGchronicles]

10 poison counters it is then but I got that stupid white artifact horse that says I can't lose the game if it's on the fields!

[@insertnamehere9975]

As a moon-blue mill player I compleatly agree with everything you have said.

[@emilysmith2965]

New Atraxa is a lot better than she looks, especially in reanimator. Keyword soup 7/7 that can very easily draw three or four cards? That’s a game-winner.

[@braedongodwin2241]

As a Mono-white Toxic Aggro deck, my tilting ability brings me great joy

[@Dwed746]

It feels like the joke for this video went on for like 5 more minutes longer then it needed too, probably should have been half the length tbh.

[@last7116]

its because these are real (shitty) opinions, they just make them immune to criticism by hiding behind "comedy"

[@Dwed746]

@@last7116 we're reaching critical irony levels.

[@jerrysanchez5453]

Time to start every conversation with "i like collasal dreadmaw so..."

[@deadNdivine12]

Whew good thing I'm subscribed.. Can't go getting poison counters now

[@sithistheking1276]

I love infect and toxic and will probably make a poison commander deck

[@derHexenhammer]

"It doesn't counter, it doesn't draw. That's pretty unique among blue." 👌

[@EmberedLiznerd]

1:23 Tyrranax Rex clearly should be a 5/5 because as you said for Thrun, Breaker of Silence at 4:29 "whenever you see this text right here that says "This spell can't be countered," that's how you know it's a good card" and it has ward 4 which makes players that play any white, blue and black and any combination of those colors for exiling, destroying and bouncing sad.

[@RaceBandit]

He knew it wasn't really that close to Dreadmaw, instead of Carnage Tyrant, and that made him sad.

[@toedrag-release]

Has toxic so it's no longer fun

[@LaserAgentRyan]

1:30 it’s more of a completed carnage tyrant as I have said on the community post you made

[@YrualXIX]

impossible drinking game challenge: take a shot whenever Noah says ,,alright''...R.I.P.

[@D3S3R7]

"... I'll will rank every spoiler from Obi-Wan"

[@julesad1894]

I've been playing for some time and read the comments. Is it just me or people are really limited on what they think should be part of the game. Maybe its just me but loosing to mill, poison counters, heavy stax or whatever strategy you use to win is fun! I really enjoy the game because there is so much ways to win or control the game. More that in commander there is 4 people around the table so if you're nasty, players will regulate you. To all the nasty players who enjoy playing "toxic decks" you are loved and you have your place in this game

[@NotGiven-pj7sm]

It's like driving. It's not your fault everyone else is doing it wrong, they just are. Always.

[@julesad1894]

@@NotGiven-pj7sm I may be wrong but I just think there is a lot of salty people playing Magic who don't like the feeling of feeling salty when they loose or get their plans countered. Feeling salty or disapointed is a big part of why you should enjoy the game! This means it matters and living these kind of emotions in a game makes it quite exciting no?

[@NotGiven-pj7sm]

@@julesad1894 And that's how magic is supposed to be, dammit! If you can't be salty when someone wins in a way specifically you don't like, when can you?!
(Side note, please learn what sarcasm is. It really will help you on the internet.)

[@pigzafrenzy]

@@NotGiven-pj7sm Calm down Richard

[@CLAREROMVoid]

Can you show us your top 5 decks and explain why? I just love your way of explaining things xD

[@GothamKnight-hsw4vx526430]

Resistance Skywarden is a 5/5 for flavour and lore reasons ALONE!! He's Ogre Resister from Mirrodin Besieged! He's such a chad

[@dantebonetespinosa4510]

Truly an amazing video. When Elesh Norn said "It's all will be one'in time" and one'd all over the place, this set will definitely become one of the sets of all time

[@thomaswhite2198]

Where's in the mind of a colorless player

[@YawgmothWasRight]

I swear if Skrelv isn't Tier SSS

[@skrelvthemite]

Easy 5/5

[@spidewebs8421]

With your ever growing fanbase the likely hood of seeing this is slime, however I only play commander and our house rule is 20 poison counters since it's half of 40 and ten is half of 20 for standard

[@highcountry4844]

vraann is a vampire thats why hes good

[@joelhaggis5054]

Didn't rate Sylvok Battle-Chair. It basically turns other creatures into Colossal Dreadmaw.

[@kaemonweber2082]

yknow i kinda wanna see someone build a poison deck w a ton of counterspells JUST to irritate this dood

[@npsantagada]

Everyone: proliferate on toxic counters
Me: so... One indestructible counter, two indestructible counters... Three...

[@TheAnonSamurai]

84k subs lmfao! With this content? Well done. Idk what you did right but well done. 🤣🤣🤣

[@LoneSkag]

Tbf you could run vraska as a sudo-arena that ups all your +1/+1 counters and removes stuff.

[@skeletonrowdie1768]

2:45 every non-rat magic player ever

[@AaronJuddMusic]

I have a slight speculation that you only like magic with one goal and one win con... cast creatures creatures fight... it's fun, kids can do it, but a little boring if it's the only tactic in the book.

[@AnimeProfilePicture]

The original thumbnail will remain in our hearts

[@lysander3262]

Are you implying that all of my permanent spells aren't already historic in my Jhoira deck?
...well, okay, there's a couple Goblins and a Fish. Still, almost no need for Mycosynth whatever!
Although
It would let me make them indestructible with Darksteel Forge...and reduce the cost more efficiently. Nevermind, you sold me, I'm give it a try.

[@phillipb69]

A man after my own heart with the ultimate punch reference

[@rondean2112]

I don't like going against mill. because it puts that factor of "yay, i get to play all my cards. and you don't". or just not play at all if you get milled out. now, people can say "well, what if for an example, your opponent is milling you. but, you draw like elixir of immortality". that would be a good counter in theory. in practicality tho, chances are the card is also getting milled.

[@YayapLives]

I wish Myr Converter had an activated cost of colorless phyrexian instead of 2 life.

[@seththeace6217]

Ok but the difference between wanderer ult and slaughter is you choose for your opponent for wanderer

[@dapperparraper860]

10:10 I think it makes sense as a Golgari ability as both Black and Green have haste as well as the ability to grant it and Green has a lot of creatures matter abilities.

[@chompyumyum4615]

HOT ROD REFERENCE GOT ME FREAKIN PUMPED! I'VE BEEN DRINKING GREEN TEA ALL GODDAMN DAY!

[@Lance_a_licious]

I cant wait to come back to this in 24 hours and read the rage comments

[@aflo4518]

Red is really getting shafted this set

[@crilleedara]

Bruuuuh I don't want 10 poison counters, so I subbed xP

[@jacopoabbruscato9271]

Noah convinced me to make a Gruul deck with Ruric Thar as commander, creatures only and punching combo decks in the face as the main strategy

[@Oneiric28]

Capricious Hellraiser might apparently seem a fast cast for 4/4 flying at cost 3 + free spell from graveyard, but this is actually not going to be that early, within first 3 rounds hardly you'll have at least 9 cards in the graveyard and 3 of those will be picked randomly

[@marcelofrmo]

As a blue player, I have to say I just agree with all reviews in this video.

[@zander62]

9:12 that was uncalled for

[@mantnants653]

9:10 DAMN BRO what have I done to you my boy?

[@felipecampos3045]

bloated constipation... holly crap, im still laughing xD xD

[@raptorj3sus309]

I like the Jason Steele take he has on everything lol

[@breakingblackmagic7617]

"Wizards": HEY ' i got a great idea.... lets make a thing called TOXIC!!! consumer":what does it do>?
wizards":ohhh, u know poison counters? SAME SAME...PEOPLE WILL LOOOOO HATE IT..

[@dannybrase1253]

Keep on speaking the truth: big monsters are good, poison is bad, and people need to know.

[@milinko4468]

I feel like poison should be increased to 20 for commander and even then I still hate it

[@Un-NainConnu]

today I matched against a phyrexian obliterator player, and I instantly conceeded when I had to sacrifice 9 FUCKING LANDS

[@Rosuna95]

I already hate Thrun, green is the worst for kill spells, better pray you have your beast within

[@jasonbarry3301]

Does he know the nissa elemental is only a 3/3 if you cast her for 5 >.>

[@RaceBandit]

Might count as egregious since his stance on green was "Just spend more mana."

[@anglepsycho]

Harmonic Sliver could counter the enchantments with toxic by removing them, couldn't it? Cause it permanently banishes those and artifacts.

[@RedMonkeBurn]

6:12 Mogg fanatic has finally returned

[@Kalibla]

We Need an "All Right" - Counter ;)

[@fobie7913]

How many times does he say "alright" in this video

[@SlocumJoe7740]

0:35 Poison counters in Commander is SO FUCKIGN broken. Like at least require more Counters for a Kill, we have WAY more health and with Proliferate you can just wipe a board in a single turn without a "Combo" and barely any lead up. Just a couple of shitty flyers to get a single counter on someone.

[@theprogressivecynic2407]

Vraska is actually really fun, but this is because it's a Vraska walker and thus has a gross wincon ult that absolutely nobody plays the card for. The draw + removal aspect makes it good enough without even considering the final ability.

[@187btokes]

Idk what your talking about. You can easily auto win the moment you drop her if you are smart enough to know how to get her in at enough loyalty the moment she drops. 18 poison counters in one turn

[@theprogressivecynic2407]

​@@187btokes Yes, if you are playing her with Doubling Season, you can instantly win. However, this is true for most planeswalkers with absolutely devastating ultimate abilities, and a lot of them can set up a kill on more than one player.

[@hugopringle1283]

This man has learned his teachings from the best praetor

[@robindiry6526]

First time buying a Set Display, since I just returned recently. I better get some of good commander outta these

[@Yourbeautiful666]

Mill and Poison are great. It’s facts.

[@coneman844]

I run a toxic commander deck but it’s pretty slow on purpose because I actually like playing the game

[@EpicHeroSandwich]

Zulaport Cutthroat is just another Elas also

[@ZachCl00n3y]

Magic the Noahs dream card:
This card costs X less
Every combat step that a player does not attack with a creature, put one counter on this card then deal that much damage to that player. Creatures with toxic and/or infect don't count as attackers for this ability
On every players end step they take as much damage as X multiplied by the number of poison counter inflicted this turn plus 1.
X is the number of toxin and infect keywords in play

[@noahwysocki1233]

You're absolutely right about Vraan, it's just a worse version of Elas at rare instead of uncommon.

[@collinbeal]

I'm really glad Magic the Noah reviewed the entire set, leaving no cards out.