China memes everything part 10: those who disagree raise your hand

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  • @ChinaInsiderWithDavidZhang
    @ChinaInsiderWithDavidZhang  2 місяці тому +2153

    This is a re-upload: I fat fingered and deleted the original one...

    • @fterhade5538
      @fterhade5538 2 місяці тому +1

      You're not being held gun point by the CCP right?

    • @HanzoHatt
      @HanzoHatt 2 місяці тому +66

      It would be pretty funny to see one person raise their hand and have everyone look at him/her

    • @monimonica9529
      @monimonica9529 2 місяці тому +24

      I Love your Hellmann's "Mayo" editing. After watching several Custome/Period CDramas I learned what it means. On another note, that brand-mark has been on the Argentinean market for Decades now. Mayo (= May month in Spanish but pronounced differently).

    • @Amaz-d8s
      @Amaz-d8s 2 місяці тому +7

      Oh damn, it's alright 😭

    • @monimonica9529
      @monimonica9529 2 місяці тому

      ​@@HanzoHatt...a suicidal folk, for sure.

  • @TheStr8tshooter
    @TheStr8tshooter 2 місяці тому +5591

    It’s crazy how governments like this directly exemplify 1984.

    • @coolkid006
      @coolkid006 2 місяці тому

      it's only a matter of time until the west adopts this practice.

    • @costine-yn6zc
      @costine-yn6zc 2 місяці тому +63

      im in class rn hiding my phone behind the large print version of 1984 while watching this

    • @TheStr8tshooter
      @TheStr8tshooter 2 місяці тому +15

      @ it’s a long book but written in a way to describe current day government overreach. The ending stays with you 😅

    • @ErnstHaft-k7x
      @ErnstHaft-k7x 2 місяці тому

      Same thing in western countries. In Germany, Austria, UK, etc. you can go to prison for ridiculing a politician. (But only the leftist ones. Ridiculing and insulting conservatives etc. is perfectly fine). You can go to jail for an illegal opinion. This is not a joke.
      Example: Claiming that an Arab with a German passport is not a German, but an Arab... can land you in prison for "Volksverhetzung" ("incitement of hatred").
      Claiming that a Transgender is not an actual woman can land you in prison. Burning a Quran is a crime, burning a bible is not.
      The German government is also constantly trying to ban other parties.
      We are all being ruled by cultural mar×ists that have infiltrated our governments.
      It's all out of the playbook of the Frankfurt School. Look it up.
      It already says a lot that you are allowed to openly voice your support for communism and celebrate communist mass murderers, but saying one positive thing about a certain man can land you in prison. Denying the Holodomor for example is apparently legally acceptable, denying the Holocaust is a crime.

    • @cheapcheese.
      @cheapcheese. 2 місяці тому +14

      It's basically mocking people because of how absurd it is. Its like they're saying "look how theres no one against us, i wonder why..." just to show there's nothing the citizens can do. There's no way they believe that people believe that.

  • @Someoneiswas
    @Someoneiswas 2 місяці тому +3770

    West Taiwan is so united.. 💀

  • @vaantsy
    @vaantsy 2 місяці тому +2076

    God, i love democracy.
    - Xi Jinping

  • @WinnieTheXidada
    @WinnieTheXidada 2 місяці тому +2836

    only 100%? Their little bro Kim got 105%

    • @Yummy-z6i
      @Yummy-z6i 2 місяці тому +37

      🤣

    • @unknownentity7408
      @unknownentity7408 2 місяці тому +93

      Exactly, like cmon try harder Winnie the pooh

    • @koolaid33
      @koolaid33 2 місяці тому +14

      Nice PFP

    • @6489Tankman
      @6489Tankman 2 місяці тому +6

      he is catching up like how china is catching up on nk living standards

    • @verttikoo2052
      @verttikoo2052 2 місяці тому +16

      Ruzzia is so advanced that they count the votes before the voting 🎉

  • @katsurashido4763
    @katsurashido4763 2 місяці тому +2117

    Mayo!
    Mayo!
    Mayo!
    Hotdog!

  • @Sya-N23
    @Sya-N23 2 місяці тому +760

    That man who's flipping through the paper gonna fear for his life after being late raising his hand

    • @Ayssssssse
      @Ayssssssse 2 місяці тому +8

      😂 he might be disspared by now

    • @MK_ULTRA420
      @MK_ULTRA420 2 місяці тому +5

      Don't worry, he's there to make sure it looks sort of natural.

  • @hans1783
    @hans1783 2 місяці тому +350

    Great power comes with……?
    No accountability.
    Anything besides that means the power isn't great enough.

    • @r.martin3494
      @r.martin3494 2 місяці тому +1

      "I'm Donald Thump and I approve this message!"

    • @sabinesa08
      @sabinesa08 2 місяці тому +1

      👍 exactly. A perfect description of a German leader😊

    • @sabinesa08
      @sabinesa08 2 місяці тому +3

      ​@@r.martin3494 no no..... Sleepy Joe, Kamel, and of course Fauci and Pelosi. I forgot...Victoria Nuland, Henry Kissinger, Larry the Fink, BillyBoy Gates and anybody else who are they are financing.😊

    • @memes_gbc674
      @memes_gbc674 28 днів тому

      @@sabinesa08 which of them are convicted felons

  • @samfitz9777
    @samfitz9777 2 місяці тому +193

    Scary and creepy. Imagine living in that hell.

    • @kikidapiki344
      @kikidapiki344 2 місяці тому +13

      If you're in America, prepare for this under the new administration.. 😢

    • @samfitz9777
      @samfitz9777 2 місяці тому +1

      @kikidapiki344 I guess he didn't want to do that to the USA the first time he was president. He was just biding his time huh. Do you hear your stupidity? HE WAS PRESIDENT ALREADY!

    • @Einaressence
      @Einaressence 2 місяці тому +27

      ​@@kikidapiki344 average liberal

    • @catscanhavelittleasalami
      @catscanhavelittleasalami 2 місяці тому +3

      Why create a fictional Hell when such countries exist?

    • @ogbumpsniff2640
      @ogbumpsniff2640 2 місяці тому +5

      Could be worse it could be like North Korea. Still not a place you’d want to live though.

  • @Phi.D.888
    @Phi.D.888 2 місяці тому +355

    If you dont want to be organ donors, raise your hand 🖐

  • @Unknown-ov5jn
    @Unknown-ov5jn 2 місяці тому +279

    "Mayo" 😂😂😂 I'm dead

    • @peggy_bobeggy
      @peggy_bobeggy 2 місяці тому +11

      if you dont know, it's actually means 'not'! (meiyou)

    • @Enesidaone
      @Enesidaone 2 місяці тому +4

      @@peggy_bobeggy Thank you, I was scanning the comments for a translation (or at least a transcription I could translate).

    • @behemoth4997
      @behemoth4997 2 місяці тому

      It really means to not have

  • @ralfdsouza-ko7dy
    @ralfdsouza-ko7dy 2 місяці тому +133

    Anyone who knows anything about human nature knows there's not unanimity in any large enough group about any topic.
    The earth is round

    • @ImNotaRussianBot
      @ImNotaRussianBot 2 місяці тому +7

      Nu-uh. It's a flat crepe inside a snow globe! 😠

    • @Masthegreatest08
      @Masthegreatest08 2 місяці тому

      ​@ImNotaRussianBot it's a trex go [I hate youtube guidelines] yourself

    • @adrianjamesdelfin7414
      @adrianjamesdelfin7414 2 місяці тому +1

      Uh-huh...
      Tell the flat earthers that.

    • @anotherguy9402
      @anotherguy9402 2 місяці тому

      Yes the earth is round like a snow globe

    • @Finn_553
      @Finn_553 2 місяці тому +2

      The earth is dinosaur-shaped

  • @hoangkimviet8545
    @hoangkimviet8545 2 місяці тому +68

    I remember a scene in a comedy film of Stephen Chow (probably "From Beijing with Love). The female character says: "Look! (To the television) Taiwanese congressmen fight each other. Unlike Chinese ones. Everyone raises their hands unianimoisly in agreement."
    Another thing I can relate is the New Year MV of the Malaysian singer Namewee. At the end, he imitates the scenario in this video as a way of sarcasm.

  • @nexusinc.4367
    @nexusinc.4367 2 місяці тому +53

    Pooh bear has a crazy adorable face for such a tyrannical dictator😂😂😂

    • @hirenahir76200
      @hirenahir76200 2 місяці тому +4

      Literally 😂😂 he doesn't even look like dictator 😂😂

  • @stevenmoore3480
    @stevenmoore3480 2 місяці тому +24

    So independent, so human.

  • @christiangauthier727
    @christiangauthier727 2 місяці тому +21

    Okay. This MAYO Meme just cracks me up every single time! 😂

  • @dehvvd
    @dehvvd 2 місяці тому +42

    Row 1: Mayo!
    Row 2: Mayo!
    Row 3: Mayo!
    Row 4: I’ll have jelly on mine please

    • @berkeliumk
      @berkeliumk 2 місяці тому

      Re-education camp you go!

  • @Bustafunny
    @Bustafunny 2 місяці тому +27

    West Taiwan...I'm calling China West Taiwan now

    • @kinggamer_15
      @kinggamer_15 2 місяці тому +2

      Winnie the Pooh would be upset, but nvm….

    • @JacobBunea84
      @JacobBunea84 2 місяці тому +2

      @@kinggamer_15He’d be upset we even said the word Taiwan and are on UA-cam. We’re good

  • @Max-0921
    @Max-0921 2 місяці тому +13

    Raises hand
    *gets taken out*
    MAYO😂

  • @agammuhajir2902
    @agammuhajir2902 2 місяці тому +5

    Reminds me of that family guy episode where they disband the local government.
    "Yes!"
    "No!"
    *Bang*
    "Yes!"

  • @sabinesa08
    @sabinesa08 2 місяці тому +2

    😂 100 % agreement. The dream of every western leader😊 They are trying to enforce it...but this will backfire!!!!

  • @bruce7sv
    @bruce7sv 2 місяці тому +7

    I don’t know why I found that so funny but that was hilarious mayo 😂

  • @nosieandfluffy9396
    @nosieandfluffy9396 2 місяці тому +9

    😂 this is how rubber stamp works. Not a single disagreement

  • @______IV
    @______IV 2 місяці тому +2

    DPRK considers itself a democracy too 😂. I can call myself a bird, but that doesn’t mean flapping my arms will make me fly.

    • @carlag.9914
      @carlag.9914 13 днів тому

      Same with Israel they claim as democratic society but if you challenge their national policies such as racism, fascism, terrorism, apartheidism, ethnocentrism and xenophobia you're a threat to the regime.

  • @AKASHDAS-lk5ox
    @AKASHDAS-lk5ox 2 місяці тому +21

    West Taiwan was hilarious

  • @BadenSondami
    @BadenSondami 2 місяці тому +55

    guys, I think China likes mayo

    • @PROVOCATEURSK
      @PROVOCATEURSK 2 місяці тому +1

      USA likes felons and "North Korean type of democracy + 1 party"

  • @DaT9065
    @DaT9065 2 місяці тому +14

    In vietnam is exactly the same

  • @WeWillAlwaysHaveVALIS
    @WeWillAlwaysHaveVALIS 2 місяці тому +13

    Emperor's new clothes shit, I can't see how Xi himself doesn't realise that this is going to backfire against him big time.

  • @mlsdok
    @mlsdok 2 місяці тому +23

    Damn! Just realised I forgot to buy mayo! (Heading out)

  • @r.martin3494
    @r.martin3494 2 місяці тому +1

    If David didn't approach various mayonaise makers before relasing this, he missed a trick, he should have contacted them. 😂

  • @sameerbhalerao431
    @sameerbhalerao431 2 місяці тому +10

    I have 3 members in my family and even they won't unanimously support me for anything 😁😁😁xie has done the incredible

  • @BarocaS2
    @BarocaS2 2 місяці тому +5

    😅 who do they think they're kidding 😂😂

  • @carloselfrancos7205
    @carloselfrancos7205 20 днів тому +1

    “没有” - my chinese friend, when I asked him about democracy

  • @kkemp221
    @kkemp221 2 місяці тому +21

    Is there anyone who dares to vote different from Xijinping?

    • @PhoenixRising-pc2fv
      @PhoenixRising-pc2fv 2 місяці тому +21

      No. They were all purged.

    • @kkemp221
      @kkemp221 2 місяці тому +4

      @PhoenixRising-pc2fv i thought so😅

    • @yarfadoibrahim8158
      @yarfadoibrahim8158 2 місяці тому

      ​@@PhoenixRising-pc2fv how did you know??

    • @GuyHoldingABird
      @GuyHoldingABird 2 місяці тому +10

      ​@@yarfadoibrahim8158 From a google search, UA-cam videos or a book about how most communist country leader like Stalin acts, a bit of reading and then followed by assumption when seeing Chinese government

    • @yarfadoibrahim8158
      @yarfadoibrahim8158 2 місяці тому

      @@GuyHoldingABird but what has xi done that is bad ??

  • @defaulted9485
    @defaulted9485 2 місяці тому +4

    "Pass"
    As it all was just an exam with firing squad on standby, Squid Game style

  • @IAMBATMAN3
    @IAMBATMAN3 2 місяці тому +6

    Imagine you accidentally raise your hand

  • @SilentNights185
    @SilentNights185 2 місяці тому +5

    They should have 3-4 say no for drama, kinda like the Jake Paul and Mike Tyson fight. 😂

  • @seansingh4421
    @seansingh4421 2 місяці тому +1

    Times like these makes Hu Jintao look like a saint.

  • @EVILBUNNY28
    @EVILBUNNY28 2 місяці тому +1

    The awkward shuffling of papers. Never known relative silence to sound so deafening

  • @jaskawal2967
    @jaskawal2967 2 місяці тому +1

    In India at every session you'd see the government and the opposition at each other throats about how the other one is in the wrong so this quiet "Mayo" it's really funny 😂

  • @silverwolf5643
    @silverwolf5643 2 місяці тому +2

    Feels like they're still stuck in the cold war for absolutely no reason

  • @Jdjdjfhehehd
    @Jdjdjfhehehd Місяць тому

    No one disagrees….in that entire auditorium….mayo😂 😂

  •  2 місяці тому +1

    You don't get disapeard, you get put into other people's bodies one liver, one heart, one eye at a time.

  • @locksmith7621
    @locksmith7621 2 місяці тому +1

    the last one to raise his hand going to a permanent vacation

  • @theentitledsiriowlsx
    @theentitledsiriowlsx 2 місяці тому +2

    They must be so united. I mean, having 900+ vote in favor is impressive for a democratic nation. My nation have 222, still chaos as heck.

  • @jackass6257
    @jackass6257 2 місяці тому +2

    Such a strong and unified gov! Because as we all know, one party governments are sooo great….

  • @mist_immortal
    @mist_immortal Місяць тому

    They're like shady little merchants selling mayonnaise under a tofu bridge😂

  • @KayB97
    @KayB97 2 місяці тому +1

    The last mayo sounded personal 😅

  • @heartintrovert6296
    @heartintrovert6296 2 місяці тому

    Thank you for being honest standing up for human rights.

  • @eljefeamericano4308
    @eljefeamericano4308 2 місяці тому

    It must be so confusing when they want to order lunch.
    "Want anything extra on your totally authentic sandwich?"
    "Mayo!"
    "Okay, Comrade!"

  • @MaximumRat
    @MaximumRat 2 місяці тому +1

    When you and your Bros are high and the lady at subway asks what you want in your footlong

  • @mr_chupacabras4012
    @mr_chupacabras4012 2 місяці тому

    It’s great to see true democracy in action!

  • @t0kigh02t7
    @t0kigh02t7 2 місяці тому +1

    Democracy at its finest.

  • @clementpruvost8670
    @clementpruvost8670 2 місяці тому +4

    Such democracy in action.

  • @4rifr0mthe3nd
    @4rifr0mthe3nd 2 місяці тому

    "West Taiwan" I'm gonna be dead 😂😂😂

  • @cloudysky-h4c
    @cloudysky-h4c 2 місяці тому +22

    Democracy is the best system , we can change leaders without fears

    • @franciscocz8384
      @franciscocz8384 2 місяці тому +1

      sure that´s why Trump has absolute power now haha

    • @ChristoffRevan
      @ChristoffRevan 2 місяці тому

      ​@@franciscocz8384Um, that's not even true. Just because a candidate you don't like got voted in, doesn't mean they're evil or a tyrant. Newsflash - not everyone thinks like you, and just because others think differently doesn't mean their viewpoints are wrong or invalid. There's more than 330 million people in the US...the idea that there's only one right way to think is very erroneous, especially considering there's more than 8 billion people on the planet

    • @sp-tw8ij
      @sp-tw8ij 2 місяці тому

      Try changing Trump. Now that he is in, USA has will become a dictorship. Only him and his family benefitting.

    • @evocati6523
      @evocati6523 2 місяці тому +5

      @@franciscocz8384 what absolute power? He has no more or less than the last one, dumdum

    • @franciscocz8384
      @franciscocz8384 2 місяці тому

      @@evocati6523 - July 2024: A Supreme Court ruling that former presidents have widespread inmunity from criminal prosecutions for actions taken while in office.
      - Republicans have control of both the Senate and the Congress. Trump can basically approve any law he wants.
      He has ABSOLUTE POWER like a dictator.

  • @graalwaragod588
    @graalwaragod588 2 місяці тому +3

    I think almost every president want to be president for life it's the system and their capabilities restricting them to do so.

  • @Seven-not-Six
    @Seven-not-Six 2 місяці тому +2

    _..."can't disappear everybody"..._

  • @justchilling5882
    @justchilling5882 2 місяці тому +3

    So many people in power asking for mayo.
    Maybe they eat 10 tons of mayo in a week.
    The West Taiwan mayo addiction is real.

  • @KylePatrick17
    @KylePatrick17 2 місяці тому +2

    I have an idea no hand raise!!!😂😂😂 mayoooooo

  • @Mr_Wolfkin
    @Mr_Wolfkin 2 місяці тому +3

    Bro must be really hungry, someone get him a sandwich with extra Mayo

  • @liz651
    @liz651 2 місяці тому +18

    Mayo
    If i disappear. You know what happened.😂

  • @whocares26475
    @whocares26475 2 місяці тому

    The dude that raised his left hand first then switched 😂

  • @eros5420
    @eros5420 2 місяці тому

    You couldn't get 2,900 people to agree unanimously on anything. There is always a contrarian or someone not paying attention. Lol. 😂

  • @Shishou_Shi
    @Shishou_Shi 2 місяці тому +1

    "Everyone raise your hands! Okay now everyone lower your hands!"

  • @AlexDaDermahurr
    @AlexDaDermahurr 2 місяці тому

    i love the mayonnaise image when they say none 😂😂😂😂

  • @WuLetaoAhs
    @WuLetaoAhs 2 місяці тому +9

    raised my hand(disappears the next day)

    • @akira8393
      @akira8393 2 місяці тому +1

      I was stretching.

  • @suhashegde9778
    @suhashegde9778 2 місяці тому

    That one guy who was late raising his hand, someone pls check on him.

  • @flipsilog_Gaming
    @flipsilog_Gaming 2 місяці тому

    Didn't know they love mayo that much in West Taiwan. 😂

  • @RavenHaili
    @RavenHaili 2 місяці тому +3

    Those that surround themselves with yes men are fools, even kings of old had Jesters that told them the hard truth with no repercussions.

  • @haveyouseenkyle2853
    @haveyouseenkyle2853 2 місяці тому

    This video lives in my head rent free

  • @moshunit96
    @moshunit96 2 місяці тому +1

    China a democracy? Lmao! Thats actually funny. They're not even close.

  • @squidward1901
    @squidward1901 2 місяці тому +1

    Patrick: the mayo is an instrument?

  • @GrimReefer1983
    @GrimReefer1983 2 місяці тому

    It's kinda impressive how these dictators has managed to keep over a BILLION people hostage for so long

  • @kayenbey
    @kayenbey 2 місяці тому +1

    Such an embarrasing joke of a government, and that's a frequent comment from my Chinese friends!

  • @NJCNuke
    @NJCNuke 2 місяці тому +20

    No Xi, mayo (economical warfare) is not an instrument 🙂‍↔️

  • @Dr.Do0m
    @Dr.Do0m 2 місяці тому +2

    one guy didnt raise his hand fast enough!!!!! of with his head!!! said someone from west Taiwan

  • @chowhaw3267
    @chowhaw3267 2 місяці тому

    That is a hella great example of democratic 😂😂😂😂 with 0 opposition! Damn !

  • @Tchamaco
    @Tchamaco 2 місяці тому +4

    Things that make me go Hmmmm!

  • @ATalkingDoubleBarrel
    @ATalkingDoubleBarrel 2 місяці тому +1

    "Those who disagree, *raise your hands.."*
    ( -_•)▄︻テحكـ━一

  • @rayofhope1441
    @rayofhope1441 2 місяці тому

    When they say mayo mayo my mob screen popped up with HELLMANNS mayonnaise container😂😂😂😂

  • @ethanHEART1
    @ethanHEART1 2 місяці тому

    I will never get over “west Taiwan” 🤣

  • @jamesdarmady
    @jamesdarmady 2 місяці тому

    bro even i dont treat my citizens in tropico 6 like this.

  • @TechiesUnofficial
    @TechiesUnofficial 26 днів тому

    Now I’m hungry for “mayo” 😂

  • @JoseMorales-su8ol
    @JoseMorales-su8ol Місяць тому

    Send me some of that mayo for my street corn stand!!

  • @ChildrenoftheCorny
    @ChildrenoftheCorny 2 місяці тому

    I ordered one of your shirts. Been waiting 2 months for its arrival.

  • @last_vain4014
    @last_vain4014 2 місяці тому

    Mayo?😂 Looks like CCP got mayo brains 😅😂

  • @Ronkyort0dox
    @Ronkyort0dox 2 місяці тому

    The Chinese announcer's voice is soothing

  • @sammarithinang_pannarith
    @sammarithinang_pannarith 2 місяці тому

    Yeah, we’re not going to question it 😬

  • @RunGodRun
    @RunGodRun 2 місяці тому

    Maybe explain MAYO. Other than that.... keep rolling, my friend.

  • @PISLAAM
    @PISLAAM 2 місяці тому

    Winne the pooh : president of Cryna ❌
    Winne the pooh : cartoon character ✅

  • @MrNabura
    @MrNabura 2 місяці тому

    MAYO?! I laughed :')

  • @Tyrell_Corp2019
    @Tyrell_Corp2019 2 місяці тому

    Meanwhile, on this side of the globe, we’ve got people heading in the same direction all because of a slogan on a red hat.

  • @shadowfang-j4c
    @shadowfang-j4c 20 днів тому

    as someone from beijing , china that lives in Canada they were not saying "mayo" they were saying 没有 which means no.

  • @Lemonz1989
    @Lemonz1989 2 місяці тому

    One more thing about China. They have an incredibly impressive surveillance network, I mean “safety network” where they have something like 600 million cameras, and biometric data of an impressively large portion of their population, which includes fingerprints, hand prints, iris scans, vocal recognition and general facial recognition. They can often automatically identify people even with masks on.

  • @rentlesssuv
    @rentlesssuv 2 місяці тому +1

    Mayo, mayo, mayo , ketchup!! 🏃‍➡️

  • @Anonymous-ii2yq
    @Anonymous-ii2yq 2 місяці тому

    All of dystopian novels put together create this video. 😂

  • @Celebrindal333
    @Celebrindal333 2 місяці тому

    This reminds me of when my roommate wanted to buy Mayonnaise, they didn’t know what she wanted, and when she showed them her translator they read it and said “mayo,” lol she got so excited and kept saying “yes! That’s what I want” while they just kept saying “mayo” 😂 took a few rounds before we figured out what it meant.

  • @Off-HandedBarrel
    @Off-HandedBarrel 2 місяці тому

    This is why there isn't a Subway Restraunt in West Taiwan.

  • @Joebanana6969
    @Joebanana6969 2 місяці тому

    Somebody get them mayonnaise they need some😂