I don’t get why Dan says York is being used in a positive way, considering he most likely meant marching TOWARDS York, not for it in the memorial/vengeance way.
If they made this into a movie with the same look I probably would go see it. All they need is a couple of action scenes the game has the rest of the cut scenes in it already.
I just realized, those NPCs at 1:32 are doing the same exact combat as the next. How many of the Romans jump superman style into the barbarians? It is combat ctl C ctrl V and rotated 20 times. I cannot unsee it now
I’ve played this game for a solid year and a half and I can honestly say it is very easy even on legendary difficulty it’s pretty much a cakewalk but sometime you gets Surrounded by like 20 enemies and they can do a lot of damage in a short amount of time
I'm pretty sure they released this game 10 years ago but called it Spartan: Total Warrior and it was a little noticeably better. This is just fucking pathetic.
When this game came out it looked AMAZING. Truly a next gen visual experience... 3 years later and it looks rather sub par... Kinda strange to experience honestly.
...And so, our great hero Blandus Whiteus Genericus Characterus sliced through the barbarians with his mighty slicy stabs and avenged Maximus Backstorius, his father, and his offspring, who was also his wife, who was murdered. True story.
It's way too easy on the lower difficulties. The executions will go regardless of what you do, but the experience reward is a lot lower, and it breaks your bonus damage combo. The highest difficulty requires you to do it properly, or you get no execution reward.
It's like lineage 2 revolution mobile game or whatever it is which praticaly doesn't let u play cuz there's auto quest so it brings u to the mission objective and auto attacking. U don't even get to button mash
If the roman empire was still a thing and they controlled russia, the biggest meme on the internet (if not already) would be roman calling nico asking to go bowling.
I think no better line sums up this game than "Rome wasn't built in a day, but you can sure as shit beat this game in one."
I do wonder how many times he thought about using that joke in this video.
ChickenPox 543 might have taken him a day (?)
@Cypher expect for like skyrim
Daniscus the nerdicus
+Shevlan d
Dannicus Nerdus Cubicus.
Batman: Arkham Italy
Except this is a really shitty and boring game.
That moment at the speech where he yelled from the back was just golden xD
Especially because he got the sounding right.
Danicus Nerdcubidus Hardcastleus the son of Dadicus Nerdicus Cubidus and his journeys with Genericus Whitecus Charactures!
13:32 "We march . . . FOR YORK!"
They make great peppermint patties, I'd buy that for a dollar.
I don’t get why Dan says York is being used in a positive way, considering he most likely meant marching TOWARDS York, not for it in the memorial/vengeance way.
Jonathan Hughes peppermint chocolate, taste the sensation.
"cant be trusted to aim!i can aim by myself!"*misses*LOL
“You could have given me your flapjack recipe you bastard”
“BASTARDS”
😂😂😂
"This is a...reference!" Laughed myself into a pit
I remember this. They were just pushing next gen graphics, but they forgot that if the game itself was shit then no one would care about the graphics.
To be fair, it does look nice, even by today's standards. Shame about the gameplay looking as generic as a box of Special K.
0:40
Father of a murdered wife?
There are a few ways that can work, and only one of them is good.
If they made this into a movie with the same look I probably would go see it. All they need is a couple of action scenes the game has the rest of the cut scenes in it already.
I just realized, those NPCs at 1:32 are doing the same exact combat as the next. How many of the Romans jump superman style into the barbarians? It is combat ctl C ctrl V and rotated 20 times. I cannot unsee it now
Father of a murdered wife
So this is where he began... And now he wrestles with bears and angry men
Wat?
WWE
Ice Makeshift Rose SCIPIUS AFRICANUS HAS A TRAGIC BACKSTORY! WE HAVE FOUND HIS SECRET AND oh fuck it I really don't care
Connor Person Roman Reigns
I always play games like this on the easiest difficulty just to feel like a God all the time.
Brother? BROTHER!
tbh you will probs be the same on hardest
SonicViperGaming Me too
For some reason, i find this to be one of hes best vids. :v
+brage lundsten Completely agree. This video has everything. He's far funnier here than he is elsewhere.
How the fuckicus did I get hereicus a year onicus?
So is this the inspiration for Scipio Africanus?
no he was an actually Roman general
Rainer Kuusik I know he was a real guy, I was making a joke.
lostfan10000 and he was making a joke how this is a stupid game...the irony
7:25 “how the fuckicus did you get hereicus”
1:50 - "I'm probably nice as you get to know meeeee...." 😆
7:51 That roman in the background is Blair-Witching.
"its got skulls on it, are we the bad guys" nice Webb and Mitchell show reference
Its got skulls on it, are we the bad guys. Amazing reference
At least it wasn't a rat's anus
I’ve played this game for a solid year and a half and I can honestly say it is very easy even on legendary difficulty it’s pretty much a cakewalk but sometime you gets Surrounded by like 20 enemies and they can do a lot of damage in a short amount of time
13:04 lmao army taking all the credit
I genuinely cannot believe that this video is almost 5 years old
The intro:
ME A SCOTSMAN : AHAJJAHAHAHN GWAN YERSELF
6years and this still makes me piss myself laughingcus
4:55 TFW Your friends be kissing on the couch and you're the like fml
The lion head saying "rubbish" omfg, i cant:')
0:41 only just got that gladiator reference
You know the dev fucked up when Dan talks to us while editing like he did at 0:18
This video has some of Dans funniest jokes!
"Huh, wonder how that guy died"
>Probably Stabbed
This game should have been all about the co-op and multiplayer. The campaign should have been an unlocked, playable movie for the co-op.
Maximus Backstorius always kills me (maximus foreheadius too) (plotdevicicus too)
7:23 = perfection
I'm pretty sure they released this game 10 years ago but called it Spartan: Total Warrior and it was a little noticeably better. This is just fucking pathetic.
+Steven S Loved Spartan: Total Warrior. One of the best games of my childhood. Nothing like stabbing a guy in the chest, then punting him 100 feet.
+Nick Spillman Ever played a game called called Shadow of rome? My favourite game from my childhood.
Plotdeviceicus will be missed...
One of my favorite videos
I get the Goon Show reference at - --8:50-- - what do I win?
GOD OF WAR DID IT. GOD OF WAR DID IT.
(References. Yay.)
2:26 Long live Toto
Thisius isius thesius mostius iusius inius theius entireius worldius
That's a whole lot of iuseses
dan will be goo in gaming sins
That button was the view button and it replaces the back button
I wonder if Dan only knows love isnt always n time from gta san andreas. I do.
When this game came out it looked AMAZING. Truly a next gen visual experience... 3 years later and it looks rather sub par... Kinda strange to experience honestly.
Tallen Smith this game still looks fantastic...
***** I'd rate the visuals a 6.5-7 out of 10.
that's a way for you my friend
I could've sworn this was like 2016-17.
yeah i don't regret getting this for games with gold
"Ahh dementor. Ooh fruity dementor"
7:30 - 7:34 = Total War: Rome II in a nutshell.
...And so, our great hero Blandus Whiteus Genericus Characterus sliced through the barbarians with his mighty slicy stabs and avenged Maximus Backstorius, his father, and his offspring, who was also his wife, who was murdered. True story.
Me262 Spatz you forgot about our great hero hitting the enemy with a stick
It's way too easy on the lower difficulties. The executions will go regardless of what you do, but the experience reward is a lot lower, and it breaks your bonus damage combo. The highest difficulty requires you to do it properly, or you get no execution reward.
Deity of Large Scale Scuffle
It's like lineage 2 revolution mobile game or whatever it is which praticaly doesn't let u play cuz there's auto quest so it brings u to the mission objective and auto attacking. U don't even get to button mash
9:06 CAPTIAN ROME
7:23 XD
this is free on xbox live this month.
So it was the Romans that killed York? Not South? Damn, somebody should tell Carolina... references :)
References for days
I genuinely forgot this game existed
'aim phallus' i'm done, i'm done, i'm dying and done
1:43 Sherlock reference
Rysicus of Spider-icus-Manicus.
" this is a reference!" Hahahahhaha
Kinda feels like a Roman version of Gladiator or 300.
"Father of a murded Wife" how does this work??
"THIS IS A REFERENCE"
the fucking namicus are amazingicus
With games like this i always wonder, why didn't they just make a movie instead?
Plot deviceacus, where are yoooooouuuuuu
'My name is Blandest Whitest Genericus Characterius father of a murdered wife or something'
Whats the song he was singing in 2:28
Miko Raatikainen All you had to do was google the damn lyrics CJ! (Toto - Hold the Line)
nerd3 dislikes the game = Instant buy
this is sparta!
Scorpio!!! I heard he was a wrestler once...
Could anyone please tell me the song name that nerdcubed sang during the form a line?
Leon Smith Hold The Line - Toto
Late reply but thank you :D
Ryse: son of Cutscenes
What type of god of war is dis?
THIS IS SPARTA!
what is that song that nerd3 sang
why is this not a hell video?
Because it's not a poorly made game
Ryse: Son of cutscenes
Father to a murdered wife. Man Rome was weird
is he playing on the xbox one
i remember when i wanted this game, glad i didnt get it though
😳😳😳
FOR DORCHESTER
Is this like Assassin's Creed? Actually is it open world is what I meant to say
4:20 Bad lip syncing
Yay
I like Flapjacks
No triple a games without vengence what about angry birds? ......wait
THE VENGANCE HAS BEEN SPREADING
VENGEANCE
This made me FEEL like batman.
oh your the best
You know after the big fire in Rome emperor Nero blamed the Jews?? true story
If the roman empire was still a thing and they controlled russia, the biggest meme on the internet (if not already) would be roman calling nico asking to go bowling.
qte simulator 2014
Sherlock refrences
Sparta was a greek city not a rome city
jj sant roman you moronicus idioticus
At one point though, Greece WAS under Roman rule.
How to not do facial animation the game