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  • Опубліковано 21 вер 2024
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  • @arkatoshhd8517
    @arkatoshhd8517 3 роки тому +6681

    "Sir, I`ve killed their Commissar"
    "You did WHAT?"
    "I`ve killed their leader, so now they are disorganised and we can crush them"
    "You fool, you killed the only thing that was holding them back, we are dead men"

    • @legion4076
      @legion4076 3 роки тому +841

      *SOUNDS OF CHARGING KREIG GAURDSMEN WITH SHOVELS*

    • @MrJustonemorevoice
      @MrJustonemorevoice 3 роки тому +428

      *Cries in Chaos*

    • @lionhartjohn1000
      @lionhartjohn1000 3 роки тому +475

      Well... The Commissar was probably the only thing holding them back from suicide. Commissars don't usually hold Kriegers back if they can just overwhelm the enemy, but with the commissar now gone, the entire regiment will probably just rush the enemy trench and most of them will be cut down before reaching the enemy, making their sacrifice effectively useless.
      The Imperial Guard aren't stupid, they are willing to sacrifice most of their forces for a victory, but if that means they wouldn't have enough men to hold against a counter-attack they most likely just wouldn't attack and try to whittle down the enemy first. Kriegers are special in this because they only want about two things, to slaughter the Emperor's enemies and to die while doing so in an effort to redeem their irredeemable sin. They are a highly effective and elite unit, but without someone to control their efforts they can just end up dying before achieving victory.

    • @Tokito935
      @Tokito935 3 роки тому +192

      @@lionhartjohn1000 yes but shovel go brrrr

    • @ladywaffle2210
      @ladywaffle2210 3 роки тому +266

      @@lionhartjohn1000 The role of a Commisar in a Krieg regiment is less "charge!" and more "charge! But like, twelve feet to the left, so you don't run through the minefield by accident!"

  • @AngelDust6969
    @AngelDust6969 4 роки тому +4727

    The reason there's no commissar is because they either killed the Commissar for cowardice, or they started marching without the commissar.

    • @Life-tastic
      @Life-tastic 4 роки тому +224

      You are correct.

    • @Qardo
      @Qardo 4 роки тому +427

      A Kriegsmarine Commissar is only there to attempt to stop their men from blindly charging into unnecessary battles and focus them to where they are needed the most.

    • @davidkueny2444
      @davidkueny2444 4 роки тому +72

      @@Qardo that doesn't explain the lack of commissars in this video.

    • @Qardo
      @Qardo 4 роки тому +178

      @@davidkueny2444 A Commissar is only needed when you need to motivate troops into fighting. When the Troops do not need much motivation to fight. You kind of need them on the side to make sure they do not waste any tactical advantage.

    • @blanknoll9785
      @blanknoll9785 4 роки тому +17

      Qardo lol exactly gotta have em charge with the others eh

  • @jakefaulkner8381
    @jakefaulkner8381 3 роки тому +2331

    - "That fort will take at least 10,000 men to capture"
    - "We can spare 20,000, but no more than that"
    - "...What?"
    - "Alright, you've twisted my arm, 30,000"
    - "Huh?
    - "50,000! Take it or leave it!"

    • @FLJBeliever1776
      @FLJBeliever1776 2 роки тому +201

      "Grr! 60,000 right now, because I also want to move on PAST the Fort sometime today, ASAP with a PDQ TODAY to take the next FIVE forts, two Fortresses, one Fortress City, and a Citadel housing at least 600 Chaos Marines!"

    • @meeeeeeeedic630
      @meeeeeeeedic630 2 роки тому +118

      @@FLJBeliever1776 "1 million now! I would like to move the troops in the Eye of terror during the weekend!"

    • @SIGNOR-G
      @SIGNOR-G 2 роки тому +71

      @@meeeeeeeedic630 i like the idea that they go assault the Eye of Terror in the weekend almost like its a hobby.

    • @TheAkuandr3zShow
      @TheAkuandr3zShow 2 роки тому +37

      Fine! 200,000 you drive a hard bargain.

    • @TheAkuandr3zShow
      @TheAkuandr3zShow 2 роки тому +26

      @Perfection or Deletion 5 million, confirmed.

  • @remusgraecus9421
    @remusgraecus9421 4 роки тому +10139

    It is not a loop. It is just the first wave.

    • @nanozeitalter
      @nanozeitalter 4 роки тому +570

      the first wave of what?
      Like 500 Batallions just marching into pure death?

    • @yonneye2427
      @yonneye2427 4 роки тому +686

      The Antagonist. That is exactly how they are described. Except they usually win.

    • @liftfork
      @liftfork 4 роки тому +760

      This is their first wave?
      I didn't know they were so low on manpower, there's normally many more.

    • @blanknoll9785
      @blanknoll9785 4 роки тому +218

      The Antagonist indeed this is the first wave it’s mainly used to judge the enemy then send about say triple the enemy and rush a spot

    • @leviatant0219
      @leviatant0219 4 роки тому +227

      @@nanozeitalter that's the vanguard the real army is on her way

  • @comickazii6629
    @comickazii6629 4 роки тому +2571

    It didn't go unnoticed that they aren't all the same height. Humans vary in height and these are indeed, mere men.

    • @jonathonmiller3671
      @jonathonmiller3671 4 роки тому +240

      I mean to be far the Vitae Wombs could produce men of the same height. NOT to say that Kreig uses the Vitea Womb, that would be heretical.

    • @ominouslatinnoun9939
      @ominouslatinnoun9939 4 роки тому +128

      Jonathon Miller shhh, you don’t want those pesky Inquisitors to get suspicious.

    • @maxim6088
      @maxim6088 3 роки тому +62

      It weird though, I always thought they would be like clones from starwars (all the same physically)

    • @comickazii6629
      @comickazii6629 3 роки тому +47

      @@maxim6088 Its a common misconception, yes.

    • @maxim6088
      @maxim6088 3 роки тому +50

      @@comickazii6629 huh... Would you look at that, so they aren't clones? Krieg just has unlimited population?

  • @Arhainthemerc
    @Arhainthemerc 3 роки тому +554

    I listened to this while shoveling snow, now I have fortified trenches, pill boxes and artillery emplacements.

    • @ImperialGuardsman2
      @ImperialGuardsman2 Рік тому +16

      Did you also find yourself wearing a gas mask and carrying a lasgun on your back?

    • @НиколайМарковски-ш2ж
      @НиколайМарковски-ш2ж Рік тому +6

      That's right! ❤

    • @SteelLegionnaire
      @SteelLegionnaire Рік тому +12

      You called your homies: “Frank, bring the arty, we have xenos to purge.”

    • @Arhainthemerc
      @Arhainthemerc Рік тому +4

      @@ImperialGuardsman2 In life, war. In death, peace. In life, shame. In death, atonement.

    • @Arhainthemerc
      @Arhainthemerc Рік тому +3

      @@SteelLegionnaire and hanz is bringing the flamethrower

  • @AgentMarathon1
    @AgentMarathon1 3 роки тому +3548

    General Patton: “I don’t want them to love me, I want them to fight for me.”
    Kreig Korps: ...he knows us so well...

    • @greyknightjusticar8412
      @greyknightjusticar8412 3 роки тому +199

      And happy gas mask noises.

    • @themandaloriangamingnetwor4964
      @themandaloriangamingnetwor4964 3 роки тому +118

      @@greyknightjusticar8412 With their shovels proudly soaked in heretic blood

    • @codyparker679
      @codyparker679 3 роки тому +130

      Patton leading these men is easily the most OP army imaginable.

    • @MrJustonemorevoice
      @MrJustonemorevoice 3 роки тому +124

      Patton : (standing on the Trench wall smoking a stogie while bullets fly around him)
      Kriegers : *I love you*

    • @pixynowwithevenmorebelkanb6965
      @pixynowwithevenmorebelkanb6965 3 роки тому +8

      @@codyparker679 VS russians? i have no idea
      both are biased to death who knows

  • @stoutalarm8374
    @stoutalarm8374 4 роки тому +1630

    Normal soldiers “we can’t defeat the enemy, we don’t have any cover”
    Kreig soldiers “give me a shovel and I’ll make you some”

    • @Sanetless
      @Sanetless 4 роки тому +106

      Krieg soldier: "I AM the cover, for the men at my back."

    • @tonyluong6732
      @tonyluong6732 4 роки тому +72

      you might think he's going to dig... no he's going to make cover with the bodies of his victims

    • @Noverian_
      @Noverian_ 4 роки тому +13

      Mhm you don't need cover lol kreig army's tens will fall but the battalion will just keep filling in there place trampling there bodies into the ground xddd
      No one could stop this army

    • @randomultramarine446
      @randomultramarine446 3 роки тому +5

      @@Noverian_ except for the god emperor

    • @dominickoquunn2324
      @dominickoquunn2324 3 роки тому +3

      It also said tech went backwards at some point

  • @simplewrites
    @simplewrites 3 роки тому +735

    Cadians:"We called you here to reinforce the east flank!"
    Kriegers:"Dont worry, we will become the east flank!"

    • @gmailquinn
      @gmailquinn 2 роки тому +46

      East flank is gone, there is only kreig

    • @einfachgaming3006
      @einfachgaming3006 Рік тому +18

      Forgets to pack winterclothing like a german boss XDDD
      Sidenote: I am german. Im allowed to make jokes about it.

    • @rytlocknroll
      @rytlocknroll Рік тому +11

      East? I thought you said Weast!

    • @lokl844
      @lokl844 11 місяців тому +2

      And here we go 🤌

    • @DarkVeghetta
      @DarkVeghetta 7 місяців тому +1

      The planet broke before the Guard did.

  • @VeryProfessionalGamer
    @VeryProfessionalGamer 4 роки тому +2345

    "Commander! Thousands are dead and we acquired only ten inches of ground! The fighting will continue for months!"
    "A total success then."

    • @BeatmasterAC
      @BeatmasterAC 3 роки тому +78

      Thousands? That's not even a Rounding error in the Imperiums Administratum

    • @doctorx7805
      @doctorx7805 3 роки тому +29

      It's enough to bring a smile to my face!

    • @thecosmicchief8465
      @thecosmicchief8465 3 роки тому +17

      Commissar: "I see this as an absolute win!"

    • @XxXDemonhunter
      @XxXDemonhunter 3 роки тому +2

      @@BeatmasterAC lol. why? are these troops endless? if they are endless, why didn't they conquered the entire galaxy ?

    • @Jdlm-xx7qc
      @Jdlm-xx7qc 3 роки тому +23

      @@XxXDemonhunter
      Kinda? As they can just clone more kreigsmen but their still human and pretty out match by a lot things
      Eg. Chaos with their gods and the endless daemons,orks that can multiply like rabbits but one hundred times worse, trynids who can make more of themselves by eating biomass, and a whole bunch of other things like strategy and a good place to hold out against the kreigsmen. But they broken stalemates that have lasted for years.

  • @metalmadness5851
    @metalmadness5851 4 роки тому +3973

    There is a fine line between self-sacrifice and suicide. The Death Korp does their best to blur that line as much as possible.

    • @ZedHunter25
      @ZedHunter25 4 роки тому +113

      Nah they just block others from taking the line from them lmao

    • @ugerwashy
      @ugerwashy 4 роки тому +125

      I don't think there is a line for the Kriegsmen. If there is, they blast it with artillery and beat it into submission with their shovels before ignoring it.

    • @Lulu-ex7fc
      @Lulu-ex7fc 3 роки тому +29

      They use their spades to throw dirt over the line before marching to their deaths over it.

    • @emielpeper9248
      @emielpeper9248 3 роки тому +44

      Yes. And that line is called the front line.

    • @aierune8201
      @aierune8201 3 роки тому +12

      oh no its pure suicide. the death korps of kreig do not give a fuck.

  • @КириллНегадов
    @КириллНегадов 3 роки тому +317

    As one said in comments to original video:
    "How many troops can you deploy?"
    "You mean in tons or hectare?"

    • @ideafountain4649
      @ideafountain4649 3 роки тому +29

      Adminustratum: *heavy breathing*

    • @lokl844
      @lokl844 11 місяців тому +3

      I need 4.5 hectares

    • @gabebear574
      @gabebear574 6 місяців тому +2

      The Corp dont have ships they make bridges between sectors with their bodies

    • @that_guy_that_plays_stuff
      @that_guy_that_plays_stuff 5 місяців тому

      @@lokl844 ja, heres 45

    • @deaeth1411
      @deaeth1411 3 місяці тому +4

      "How many troops can you deploy?"
      "Yes"

  • @darkawakening01
    @darkawakening01 3 роки тому +2084

    Commissar: "One shudders to imagine what inhuman thoughts lie behind that mask. What dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty..."
    Krieg Soldier: *Happy gas mask noises

  • @DustyGamma
    @DustyGamma 4 роки тому +533

    "Sir, where are we marching?"
    "To do the Emperor's bidding!"
    "Sorry sir, silly question."

    • @FuckTard-jp3sk
      @FuckTard-jp3sk 3 роки тому +1

      Why haven't we atoned for our ancestors sins thru a glorious suicidal human wave assault yet sir?

    • @greyknightjusticar8412
      @greyknightjusticar8412 3 роки тому +5

      *happy gas mask noises*

    • @LTDroz
      @LTDroz 3 роки тому +2

      MEN,SHOVELS AT THE READY!

  • @thecommentguy9380
    @thecommentguy9380 3 роки тому +232

    -My lord.
    -You've returned. So, how many soldiers did the corpse-emperor send to die?
    -My lord... It's the Death Korp
    -Oh...

    • @gmailquinn
      @gmailquinn 2 роки тому +18

      And I can't find their commisar

    • @nero756
      @nero756 2 роки тому +10

      @@gmailquinn also it seems like they brought some artillery

    • @nero756
      @nero756 2 роки тому +5

      @Jack Snow yes

    • @marcleslac2413
      @marcleslac2413 10 місяців тому

      ​@@gmailquinn"happy suicidal gasmask noises"

  • @mrwri
    @mrwri 4 роки тому +1569

    "I fear none of the corpse-emperor's mortal servants...
    but those *things* ..."

    • @astralbody13
      @astralbody13 4 роки тому +137

      No, I ain't talkin' about those freaks, alright?! They're not here are they?
      How do I get this fucking thing off?!?!

    • @mememachine3029
      @mememachine3029 4 роки тому +157

      One shudders to imagine what *loyal* thoughts lie behind that mask,
      What dreams of shovels can sustain such fanaticism.

    • @PurpleTomDayR
      @PurpleTomDayR 3 роки тому +33

      I've searched for an hour to find a non meme comment.

    • @mrwri
      @mrwri 3 роки тому +18

      @@PurpleTomDayR good luck

    • @kuyakyel324
      @kuyakyel324 3 роки тому +16

      @@PurpleTomDayR it’s from meet the pyro

  • @Rawkit_Surgeon
    @Rawkit_Surgeon 4 роки тому +1530

    Random Heretic: Incoming titan!
    Heretic with binoculars: no, much worse!

    • @diegoviniciomejiaquesada4754
      @diegoviniciomejiaquesada4754 3 роки тому +76

      Random Heretic Xenos A: **Earth shakes** A titan is coming!
      Random Heretic Xenos B (with Binoculars): **Looks at the horizon** No, Much much worse!!!!

    • @callumleslie1680
      @callumleslie1680 3 роки тому +37

      @@diegoviniciomejiaquesada4754 faintly in the distance " for Krieg and for the Emperor"

    • @quox3987
      @quox3987 3 роки тому +79

      Wall of text about how Kriegsmen would make you beg for titans.
      Titans can be driven off by massed artillery fire or a few squadrons of canny pilots. Orbital fire can crush them like Guardsmen under an earth shaker. If you have none of the above, then all you need do is spread your army out, a titan’s reach is long but they are few.
      Even if your unit is caught by a god machine it is not too hard to survive, simply don’t fight it, don’t run for cover, weapons, fortifications, or armor, simply grab survival gear and run from your unit, those that would execute you would be too busy facing the titan. Titans are walking fortifications and artillery, their weapons are expensive to move, let alone fire, they won’t waste quake rounds, thousands of bolts, floods of plasma or promethium just to slay a single soldier, no they will be aiming their weapons towards the masses of soldiers or the heaviest war machines.
      The Death Korps is the opposite, they take whatever threats you send them as cordial invitations, they will see your unholy arms as chances to repent to their emperor, they will laugh in the face of torture. They WANT you to kill them, they won’t just let you, but they do want to die. The only thing they truly hate, is an enemy that ignores or them. If you run, they will hunt you down through the most inhospitable terrain to the most well-made fortress, they will break through, and they will expend every round, power-pack, and soul in their possession to do so, and with their ties to the right facets of the imperium they have each in spades.

    • @FLJBeliever1776
      @FLJBeliever1776 3 роки тому +30

      @@quox3987 - They even got the Imperium's version of the Swiss Army Knife. So they know how to make a Heretic REALLY pay if they ever catch one. They have no issue with dealing with Heretics themselves. In fact, they embrace performing such tasks as much as possible.
      Why?
      Just look to their history.
      The Krieg are the ONLY Imperium Militium force to use Combined Arms Warfare.
      They're also the only ones trusted to never betray the Emperor and the Imperium while so equipped.

    • @vilneil
      @vilneil 3 роки тому +12

      @@quox3987 DEAR GOD they so terrifiied , really dont want to become their enemy, feel like you fighting the spartan

  • @JrWyze
    @JrWyze 3 роки тому +165

    Korps commissar: tanks you say, and heavy units?
    Korps private: yessir, we are also outnumbered and surrounded
    Korps commissar: t h o s e p o o r b a s t a r d s

  • @LegendaryMercDC
    @LegendaryMercDC 4 роки тому +4158

    Girls: eww she has the same outfit as me!
    Boys:

    • @blanknoll9785
      @blanknoll9785 4 роки тому +120

      Me and the Korp: 🤨 did you guys here something I think I heard a traitor

    • @Reapus93
      @Reapus93 3 роки тому +45

      Enemy: (watches the korp March and starts to run) we can’t win against there awesomeness RUN!!!!!!!!!

    • @glennanderson4990
      @glennanderson4990 3 роки тому +16

      on point brother

    • @scottcantdance804
      @scottcantdance804 3 роки тому +36

      There is beauty in their uniformity.

    • @Рыцарьдлябедных
      @Рыцарьдлябедных 3 роки тому +17

      Boys:
      (sing)WE ARE LEGION OF LIGHT!!!!

  • @AnikaJarlsdottr
    @AnikaJarlsdottr 4 роки тому +3339

    THIS is how Krieg armies march to war. shoulder to shoulder, rifles ready and happy gasmask noises in the air.

    • @deshonbrown7284
      @deshonbrown7284 4 роки тому +68

      March for the Emperor!!

    • @OHSNAPPLEIMACAT
      @OHSNAPPLEIMACAT 4 роки тому +25

      I just think tf2 pyro noises

    • @toddkes5890
      @toddkes5890 4 роки тому +11

      And fingers off the triggers

    • @Yesuliph
      @Yesuliph 4 роки тому +4

      Can they even feel happiness?

    • @AnikaJarlsdottr
      @AnikaJarlsdottr 4 роки тому +34

      @@Yesuliph yes they can. there is nothing stopping the people of krieg from feeling emotions. just that 90% of their emotions are Rage at the old krieg ruling class and shame that they turned krieg away from the imperium for so long.

  • @chrisrowe5400
    @chrisrowe5400 3 роки тому +96

    Random Heretic, "Sir I killed their commander"
    Death Korps, "Let's march, We're free"

    • @gmailquinn
      @gmailquinn 2 роки тому

      I heard no whistle but also heretics must die

  • @EnRandomSten
    @EnRandomSten 4 роки тому +3675

    me and the boys when there is heresy afoot.

    • @notsocrazytank707
      @notsocrazytank707 4 роки тому +51

      Fellow AdMech acolyte spewing raw facts right there

    • @piratekingthaszar7912
      @piratekingthaszar7912 3 роки тому +53

      I'd give up my toaster to march with these guys.

    • @Cakelvr759
      @Cakelvr759 3 роки тому +31

      @@piratekingthaszar7912 unless you are extremly suicidal, have a fetish for bashing xenos with a shovel and german i think you would regret it

    • @piratekingthaszar7912
      @piratekingthaszar7912 3 роки тому +55

      @@Cakelvr759 dont we all have a fetish for using blunt force trauma on filthy xenos?

    • @IAmDdie1
      @IAmDdie1 3 роки тому +16

      @@Cakelvr759 their design actually has more WW1 French uniform influences.

  • @angeleaterstudios1004
    @angeleaterstudios1004 3 роки тому +2121

    I'm not versed in Warhammer Lore, but given the rest of the comments, I feel like the Krieg are the kinds of soldiers who would voluntarily commit suicide because they missed too many shots.

    • @olegkupran5284
      @olegkupran5284 3 роки тому +564

      No. When they miss too many shots, theyll pull out the shovels and go in the melee.

    • @Freak859
      @Freak859 3 роки тому +133

      @@Kenny212_2 Um, "Fix Shovel" would be, if possible, more likely for a Kriegs Guardsmen. ^^'

    • @Mefgar
      @Mefgar 3 роки тому +297

      WH40k is a pretty fucked up universe to explore but the gist is;
      -The Universe fucking sucks
      -Krieg did bad things and now their world is dead
      -They live on a toxic world and their main export is Cannon fodder
      -Said Cannon Fodder (which is saying something compared to how the imperium treats the Guardsmen) is HUNGRY for death. Whether it's heretics, demons, xenos or even themselves

    • @olegkupran5284
      @olegkupran5284 3 роки тому +73

      Just like my pal said, it's pretty fucked up. But fucked up in the good way. It's grim and dark

    • @user-unos111
      @user-unos111 3 роки тому +213

      Long story short:
      Their planet once was a nice and heavily defended world that one day tried to secede from the Imperium. A war ensued then amongst the loyalists and the heretics (Separatists). The loyalist forces were ordered to regain control at all costs and that's exactly what they did: They unleashed a nuclear apocalypse on the planet, dooming Krieg to a nuclear winter and annihilating most of the population.
      Despite this, the war still continued until the loyalists won. When the Imperium authorities arrived, they declared that, for their treachery now Krieg had to a pay a tribute in the form of a heavy military contribution to earn redemption.
      As a result, the Krieg soldiers developed a mentality obsessed with sacrifice that put samurai and spartans to shame. Their motto is, in a nutshell, "Kill enemies of humanity no matter the price, our lifes are expendable".

  • @blooscr33nthehoneybadger95
    @blooscr33nthehoneybadger95 3 роки тому +100

    Space Marine: "How many troops will you send in?"
    Death Korps of Krieg: "Yes."

  • @lamia197
    @lamia197 4 роки тому +1002

    Brain: watch it again.
    Me: Why? Its 50 min long
    Brain:

    • @LindwyrmSlayer
      @LindwyrmSlayer 3 роки тому +14

      Do it again.

    • @bruceweiner5306
      @bruceweiner5306 3 роки тому +13

      I hear that, I've fallen sleep to the the Ultramarine sax loop several times...I don't even like Ultramarines

    • @anuvav9524
      @anuvav9524 3 роки тому +4

      Thats my brain

    • @thyreradim7885
      @thyreradim7885 3 роки тому +1

      @@bruceweiner5306 fuckin same lmao

  • @archdornan4389
    @archdornan4389 3 роки тому +999

    Khorne cultists: "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD"
    Kriegers: "you won't live long enough to fully regret that wish"

    • @robber233
      @robber233 2 роки тому +10

      Khornate: Our blood or yours it matters not. We fulfill our purpose either way.

    • @archdornan4389
      @archdornan4389 2 роки тому +34

      @@robber233 If you vaporize them with artillery, Khorne gets neither blood nor skulls.

    • @robber233
      @robber233 2 роки тому +3

      @@archdornan4389 hypothetical: khorne rarely gets the physical remnants of blood and skulls but vaporized or not wouldn't he get the warp essence of them?

    • @archdornan4389
      @archdornan4389 2 роки тому +25

      @@robber233 Not really, Khorne derives power from deliberate, personal, and gratuitous bloodshed.
      An impersonal and unceremonious obliteration of an adversary is the exact opposite of all that Khorne desires.

    • @НиколайМарковски-ш2ж
      @НиколайМарковски-ш2ж Рік тому

      YEEEEEES! ❤

  • @CulltureShock
    @CulltureShock 3 роки тому +86

    A group of fish is called a School
    A group of squids is called a Squad
    A group of birds is called a Flock
    But a group of Krieg Guardsmen? is called the Black Death...
    And they are coming for You.

  • @patton1019
    @patton1019 3 роки тому +937

    Chaos Marines landing on Vraks: We're only fighting Guardsmen? Ha, too easy!
    Chaos Marines one year later: Seriously, what the fuck?!

    • @kriegmans2344
      @kriegmans2344 3 роки тому +108

      Krieg death korps:and that was only 0.0000000000000000000000000000001% of the army

    • @employervizor1559
      @employervizor1559 3 роки тому +39

      @@kriegmans2344
      Cultist: *WE NEED MORE CHAOS FORCES HERE NOW!!!!!*
      *Suddenly 30 warp portals open and thousands of Tzeencht Khornite and Slanesshi Deamons appear along with 3500 Chaos Marines*

    • @kriegmans2344
      @kriegmans2344 3 роки тому +63

      @@employervizor1559 so you broght the scouting Company?
      "Ok guys, bring in the nuclear bombs!"

    • @AbyssWatcher745
      @AbyssWatcher745 3 роки тому +64

      @@employervizor1559 Kriegsmen: Oh? Phew, I thought the siege was going to end soon.

    • @employervizor1559
      @employervizor1559 3 роки тому +17

      @@AbyssWatcher745
      *Suddenly a few dozen Bloodletters and Khorne Deomons emerge*
      Me: *BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!!!!*

  • @Bajicoy
    @Bajicoy 4 роки тому +897

    Lord Commander: Krieg, I want 5 regiments for trench combat and a siege. We expect 80% casualties.
    Krieg Commander: 10 regiments you said? Where do you want your 15 regiments of Krieg's finest to march?

    • @robertbuckey6517
      @robertbuckey6517 4 роки тому +104

      "Only 80%? Not interested."

    • @nanozeitalter
      @nanozeitalter 4 роки тому +73

      @@robertbuckey6517 20 regiments are ready for departure.

    • @johndoe-fy6jz
      @johndoe-fy6jz 4 роки тому +73

      @@nanozeitalter And then 30 regiments show up in the first wave...

    • @aennaenn7468
      @aennaenn7468 4 роки тому +81

      Apoligies, Lord Commander, we could only field 40 of the requested regiments.

    • @F1zzler
      @F1zzler 4 роки тому +12

      @@robertbuckey6517 NEXT!

  • @MrJustonemorevoice
    @MrJustonemorevoice 3 роки тому +111

    Commisar : "We march at dawn!"
    *Kriegers an hour before dawn*

  • @diegoviniciomejiaquesada4754
    @diegoviniciomejiaquesada4754 3 роки тому +1806

    Taken from somewhere else from the Imperium...
    ASTARTES:
    It takes years of training, meditation, conditioning, and hardship to produce a single battle brother. 10,000 of the finest warriors of mankind, capable of facing the most brutal and horrible terrors the galaxy can conjure and prevail. Our battle honors span millennia. Each Astarte is worth 1000 times his number. What ... are you looking at?
    Krieg Quartermaster : **staring at his notebook** Accounting for nominal casualty rates and allowing for shortages, my home-world produces enough troops and material to destroy your chapter every 96 hours. **closes notebook** Anyway, nice armor you got there. Paint that yourself?

    • @spartan115A
      @spartan115A 3 роки тому +95

      That's nice.

    • @EricTheRedWiseman
      @EricTheRedWiseman 3 роки тому +253

      Kriegsman Soldier to Quartermaster: "Those are rookie numbers!!
      Commissar: "Oh God-Emperor no"
      Kriegsman Soldier: "We'll break them every 8 hours if we killed our commissars and had reinforcements every hour."
      Astarte: "Why aren't you doing that?"
      Quartermaster: "Because I have to cleanup after them and not enough hands to grab the equipment. Besides, these bastards would just self-detonate their lasguns to do it."
      Commissar: "I hate my job"
      Kriegsman Legion in unison: "We do too!"

    • @stalinsoulz7872
      @stalinsoulz7872 2 роки тому +102

      @@EricTheRedWiseman KHORNE berserkers: hahaha your Commissars are dead how do you plead for death corpse worshipper?
      Krieg: Gleefully so, heretic *DOOM MUSIC INTENSIFIES*

    • @wingedhussars2833
      @wingedhussars2833 2 роки тому +36

      @@stalinsoulz7872 why do I feel like Khorne would absolutely love the Kreigers

    • @shawn3064
      @shawn3064 2 роки тому +21

      @@wingedhussars2833 Because of there will to sacrifice. It just means he gets more skulls

  • @ethicsgradient2525
    @ethicsgradient2525 4 роки тому +1247

    A lasgun generally does diddly to an ork. So we brought ten thousand lasguns.

    • @captainkarrian7892
      @captainkarrian7892 4 роки тому +83

      that's 10,000 lots of diddly

    • @Thorfinn_Son_Of_Thors
      @Thorfinn_Son_Of_Thors 4 роки тому +79

      Don't forget your shovels.

    • @timandshannon03
      @timandshannon03 4 роки тому +49

      Don't forget Bayonets, and Shovels.

    • @Peter_Turbo4
      @Peter_Turbo4 4 роки тому +41

      10,000?
      Only 10,000?????
      You’ll need roughly 100x that number to properly serve the forces of the imperium
      Probably even more

    • @ethicsgradient2525
      @ethicsgradient2525 4 роки тому +12

      @@Peter_Turbo4 Nonesense. We each shoot one hundred times each then go to the next war.

  • @markmulder9845
    @markmulder9845 3 роки тому +193

    Commissar: *Wakes up*
    Commissar: That was a nice nights rest... huh? where's my krieg unit... wait... why do i hear...
    Chao marines: *Distant incoherent screaming over the sound of shovel*
    Commissar: Oh. That explains a lot actually.

  • @silent0089
    @silent0089 4 роки тому +1387

    The Kriegs marching so hard, it creates enough bass from it
    Enough to make Noise Marines afraid of their doing

    • @faceless2302
      @faceless2302 4 роки тому +43

      hear the dirge of Krieg and despair!

    • @piratekingthaszar7912
      @piratekingthaszar7912 3 роки тому +15

      @@faceless2302 "This song terrifies Slaanesh!"

    • @arya31ful
      @arya31ful 3 роки тому +3

      Slaanesh whimpers through us!

    • @JeanLucCaptain
      @JeanLucCaptain 3 роки тому +6

      I heard the Titanicus and Death Korps had a heavy metal DEATH MARCH STEP competition 😂 THE KREIGSMAN WON.

    • @JeanLucCaptain
      @JeanLucCaptain 3 роки тому +1

      @@piratekingthaszar7912 THE DUBSTEP OF WAR😎

  • @AnikaJarlsdottr
    @AnikaJarlsdottr 4 роки тому +762

    Heretics: The ground is shaking, has the imperium brought a titan legion to face us?
    HEretic Officer: No.....much worse.

    • @anthonyjordanmoviesandmore2470
      @anthonyjordanmoviesandmore2470 3 роки тому +7

      Make it even worse shadia join in on the action to

    • @needs_more_dakka5774
      @needs_more_dakka5774 3 роки тому +10

      They will bury the enemy titans with the corpses of the fallen. Krieg or *otherwise.*

    • @robbomegavlkafenryka6158
      @robbomegavlkafenryka6158 3 роки тому +5

      ua-cam.com/play/PLx6N3LVwgba3NPL3beOWiwlocPb8AqFJu.html here’s a lore series that shows off just how far the death Korps will go

    • @AnikaJarlsdottr
      @AnikaJarlsdottr 2 роки тому +2

      @@needs_more_dakka5774 Krieg: If I die, I die with your blood on my shovel.

  • @BeatmasterAC
    @BeatmasterAC 3 роки тому +45

    Rogal Dorn: "...Yes Father. Besides the Black Templars, there is another Legion that are absolute Lunatics..."

    • @MasterCode86
      @MasterCode86 2 роки тому +4

      considering how emps acted later on, he does approve of krieg, he forgave them after all!

  • @nicholasthompson1387
    @nicholasthompson1387 4 роки тому +496

    To you, this is war. To the Krieg? It's a Tuesday...

  • @danconti5984
    @danconti5984 4 роки тому +3923

    this isn't their marching formation. It's their battle formation.

    • @GhostBear3067
      @GhostBear3067 4 роки тому +180

      There really is no difference with them. It is either this or entrenching, followed by this...

    • @psychomantis9442
      @psychomantis9442 4 роки тому +64

      I'd hope not... cluster munitions would have a field day..

    • @libertinarey
      @libertinarey 4 роки тому +154

      @@psychomantis9442 And kriegers wouldn't care about cluster munitions because they REALLY don't care about living. It will be down to the commissar attached to the kriegers to order them to take basic self preservation measures. But yeah kriegers left to their own devices are human lemmings.

    • @psychomantis9442
      @psychomantis9442 4 роки тому +143

      @@libertinarey after listening thru the whole seige of Vraks, one thing I remember is they have no problem dying in service to the emperor, throwing their lives away to gain mere meters of soil... but that's different than throwing their lives away pointlessly, or without goal... My only point is, they entrench for a reason, and while this video is a fine marching formation, it's a bad battle formation. the death korps is both willing to die, and also not idiots, hence the massive amounts of artillery and fortifications..

    • @polishpotatos9282
      @polishpotatos9282 4 роки тому +29

      Just a wall of lazguns and men who won’t die without being hit by a fucking space marines BOLTER.

  • @RUNAWAYTRAIN3010
    @RUNAWAYTRAIN3010 3 роки тому +204

    You know whenever I feel down depressed or angry I always watch this and IT PUTS A SMILE ON MY FACE

  • @juhaleinivaara7268
    @juhaleinivaara7268 4 роки тому +3073

    *International suicide awareness day*
    UA-cam recommends this video to me.

    • @Salamandeer
      @Salamandeer 4 роки тому +206

      Welcome to the krieg brother!

    • @aennaenn7468
      @aennaenn7468 4 роки тому +164

      Suicide would be a waste of a Korpsman.

    • @jackstrayfeald1007
      @jackstrayfeald1007 4 роки тому +57

      @@aennaenn7468 Suicide is literally all a Korpsman does...judging from thier battle tactics.

    • @aennaenn7468
      @aennaenn7468 4 роки тому +190

      @@jackstrayfeald1007
      Oh by the Emperor no, suicide would not please the emperor.
      Only righteous service ending in death on the field or at the command of righteous officers of the Imperium is an acceptable end for a Korpsman.
      Suicide is selfishness.

    • @avariciousandrew6921
      @avariciousandrew6921 4 роки тому +51

      You get to serve the Emperor and get the death you crave for. Win-win

  • @squirrellordsgaming2772
    @squirrellordsgaming2772 3 роки тому +903

    Not going to lie, these guys are beyond Metal. Especially when you know the lore.
    The only Imperial Guard army that would charge a Tyrnaid invasion on an open battlefield with fixed bayonets, and win......

    • @matthewbyrom5394
      @matthewbyrom5394 3 роки тому +26

      My favorite tactic in bf1 n 40k for the kaiser

    • @devincasebeer4459
      @devincasebeer4459 3 роки тому +73

      As a bug player, I would have to say that there would be no shame in such a defeat: there's no shame in losing to the best.

    • @Plague-speaker
      @Plague-speaker 3 роки тому +38

      Just going to point out there is a novel in which Ultramarines, kriegs, Mortificators and Kryptman team up to fight the tyranids called Warriors of Ultramar

    • @bloodraven1190
      @bloodraven1190 2 роки тому +15

      @@Plague-speaker Dead Men Walking, An under strength Krieg Regiment and PDF vs an awakening Necron Tomb World

    • @varun009
      @varun009 2 роки тому +13

      ****bayonets *affixed.
      "affix bayonets" not "fix bayonets" no guardsman dare leave his equipment in any state of disrepair for any period.

  • @JettMann8
    @JettMann8 Рік тому +18

    "Commander, we have secured the planet."
    "Outstanding, guardsman! Tell me, what did it cost us for such a victory?"
    "Not enough."
    "... I beg your pardon?"
    "Not enough, sir."

  • @DreamTheory1994
    @DreamTheory1994 4 роки тому +372

    krieg general "let me play for you the music of my people"
    *krieg infantry comes over the horizon.*

    • @anonguy772
      @anonguy772 3 роки тому +25

      "Neat, are those drums?"
      Krieg General: No, my friend. They're boots. Trillions of them.
      "I'm sorry, wha-"

    • @needs_more_dakka5774
      @needs_more_dakka5774 3 роки тому +6

      They march calmly. Each step taken lightly as to not wear their boots. Yet still the earth shakes. Yet still do their steps thunder like that of titans.

  • @ONInonymous
    @ONInonymous 3 роки тому +765

    "We needed a Battalion! WHY DID YOU SEND US AN ENTIRE ARMY!?"
    "Because we are The Death Korps."

    • @gewuerzwanze5627
      @gewuerzwanze5627 3 роки тому +81

      "yeah hey could you send us a few companies of kriegsmen? we need to clear out the leftovers from the last WAAAGH"
      "im sorry all i heard was : cover every square inch of my planet with kriegsman boots"

    • @manofironthathasntturnedcr9817
      @manofironthathasntturnedcr9817 3 роки тому +10

      @@gewuerzwanze5627 dont you mean with Krieg regiment ?

    • @greyknightjusticar8412
      @greyknightjusticar8412 3 роки тому +30

      Army?, this is just 1st platoon sir. The rest of the 20 regiments are still waiting for deployment.

    • @manofironthathasntturnedcr9817
      @manofironthathasntturnedcr9817 3 роки тому +16

      @@greyknightjusticar8412 Platoon ? We are just a small group that somehow lost the main army. We do not represent more than 0,00000000000001% of the main army, with an approximation of three zero.

    • @giganaut6007
      @giganaut6007 3 роки тому +19

      "no no, this is smallest regiment we have"

  • @bloodwriter1
    @bloodwriter1 6 місяців тому +6

    - Sir, the enemy launched an attack! Their whole army is marching toward us!
    - Whole army? This is only a reconnaissance squad

  • @eurocrusader1724
    @eurocrusader1724 4 роки тому +628

    Krieg Commisar: Who wants to die for the Emperor?!?
    Krieg Guardsman: YES!

    • @aierune8201
      @aierune8201 3 роки тому +10

      no the commisars have to be like "No dont charge with nothing to fight with!"
      Kriegsmen: "HAHA SHOVEL GO SPLAT!"
      Their commisars have to basically keep them from killing themselves.

    • @MrSplicer3
      @MrSplicer3 3 роки тому +4

      Commissars assigned to Death Korps regiments spend a lot of time curbing their charges overeagerness. As well they act as mediators between Krieg and non-Krieg regiments.

    • @asyrafamirul9395
      @asyrafamirul9395 3 роки тому +4

      The commissars will be shot for cowardice first before a kriegsman do, if ever

    • @LTDroz
      @LTDroz 3 роки тому

      Why do you think I took the job?

    • @FLJBeliever1776
      @FLJBeliever1776 2 роки тому

      @@LTDroz - Is that why it took Chaos Marines six months to take several yards on Vraks that one time?

  • @mr.r080t3
    @mr.r080t3 4 роки тому +649

    Clone army: *marches to clone army theme*
    Death Korp: *laces boots, grabs lasguns* hold mah beer.

    • @HiopX
      @HiopX 3 роки тому +11

      Pretty sure intoxication is against regulations

    • @OrDuneStudios
      @OrDuneStudios 3 роки тому +10

      @@HiopX they are based on WWI soldiers.
      They 100% or on something

    • @theashman7836
      @theashman7836 3 роки тому +4

      “Hold my beer, I won’t need it again!”

    • @salvadoraregullin4954
      @salvadoraregullin4954 2 роки тому +4

      I think a kriegsman Will be like
      Why we need a marching theme play by instumetns when our march is the theme

    • @Freeslanser
      @Freeslanser 7 місяців тому

      По пивку?😂😂😂

  • @mr.r080t3
    @mr.r080t3 3 роки тому +27

    dead heretic speaking to dead Krieg soldier in the bowels of hell: “how many of you were there?!”
    Krieg soldier: “Yes.”

  • @justsomerandompigeon5080
    @justsomerandompigeon5080 3 роки тому +359

    "You save your own life, you're a coward. You save another man, you prevented his glory. You're death korps, you're here to die"-unknown commissar

  • @tylrdean
    @tylrdean 4 роки тому +904

    Krieg infantry: Crests ridge line.*
    Khornate Berzerker: “Idon’twanna...”

    • @cobaltCarnivore
      @cobaltCarnivore 4 роки тому +29

      Over the ridge already? Bit late for backing out then, the artillery'll start shelling him any minute now.

    • @dusty-coolbro4880
      @dusty-coolbro4880 4 роки тому +20

      Other Khornate berserker: “why not?! Wait why do I hear boss music?”

    • @piratekingthaszar7912
      @piratekingthaszar7912 3 роки тому +11

      @@dusty-coolbro4880 third berserker: "that's not boss music, it's the sound of artillery..."

    • @genericname42
      @genericname42 3 роки тому +4

      @@dusty-coolbro4880 and the noise marines running

    • @lopan1698
      @lopan1698 3 роки тому +9

      "We don't have enough bolt rounds, daemons, cyclonic torpedoes, or Phosphex for this shit. I'm out."
      - Perturabo

  • @soulsoul2385
    @soulsoul2385 3 роки тому +97

    "COMMISAR! I MUST CHARGE FOR THE EMPEROR!" -Death Korps of Krieg Soldier
    "WHAT?! NO!" -Commissar
    "DO YOU WANT ME TO EXECUTE YOU FOR COWARDICE?!?!?!?!" -Death Korps of Krieg soldier

  • @sethtermulo5604
    @sethtermulo5604 4 роки тому +614

    Death Korps soldiers marching to invade numerous other fandoms to bring them the glory of the Emperor

    • @thegreyeyedcat9142
      @thegreyeyedcat9142 3 роки тому +29

      Can they invade kpop

    • @Ghost-fv6lw
      @Ghost-fv6lw 3 роки тому +17

      The Emperor Protects

    • @pixynowwithevenmorebelkanb6965
      @pixynowwithevenmorebelkanb6965 3 роки тому +19

      Wolfenstien? Hitler would join them, that i can say.
      Pokemon is screwed, not even Arceus can control the first wave
      DOOM is their paradise. Trenches and shovels galore!
      Fortnite would have the toxic tryhard 1 shoters but they will get obliterated by sheer number and the fact that they are 99% of the talent
      CS:GO is a bit hard but still. SHEER FORCE AND NUMBER.
      The Flood would be the only one to win, cause it profits on numbers

    • @TheGuyWithABatsuit
      @TheGuyWithABatsuit 3 роки тому +1

      You are literally my clone

    • @mouseburger4183
      @mouseburger4183 2 роки тому +1

      @@pixynowwithevenmorebelkanb6965 Necromorths from dead space would aslo win if thier was already a army of them I doubt the marker could make the soldiers of crieg go more insane that what they already are

  • @Tounushi
    @Tounushi 4 роки тому +479

    A few details I'm really happy about:
    1. Each Krieger is of a different height, instead of being a cloned model over and over and over again.
    2. The helmets are bascinets without visors (or the brow plate is instead of it)

    • @choerm
      @choerm 3 роки тому +7

      I noticed that the backs of their trenchcoats clip through their legs slightly when viewed from the front. That's totally not a big deal though, and I love the animation otherwise.

  • @omega_mlg1027
    @omega_mlg1027 Рік тому +13

    "Retreat? Hell, we just got here!" I think that quote perfectly fits the Krieg.

    • @omega_mlg1027
      @omega_mlg1027 Рік тому +2

      If yall wondering where this quote came from, its when the United States first joined WW1 and helped push the Germans out of France. The French decided to retreat and fortify Paris. Not the United States Army though, they dawned their gas masks and proceeded to shank/stab/shovel all of their enemies to death. (thinking about it, I think this is where the Krieg originated from). If you dont believe me look up the quote and you will see the aftermath.

    • @callsigndisciple626
      @callsigndisciple626 Місяць тому +1

      @@omega_mlg1027 yeah the Krieg reminds me of the USMC, especially in ww1. They have the uniforms of other nations from WW1 but the way they fight and how they never retreat perfectly resembles the US Marines. The only time the US Marines retreated were when they were under the command of the Army.

  • @astranix0198
    @astranix0198 3 роки тому +331

    In Soviet Russia Commissar shoots you for cowardice.
    In Vraks YOU shoot commissar for cowardice.

  • @11cacoo
    @11cacoo 4 роки тому +1576

    The soviet mindset and the german technology. May the emperor have mercy on their enemies for the Korps will not.

    • @fenrir6002
      @fenrir6002 4 роки тому +136

      Most of WWI tech more-so, the coats are French, the masks are British, and the helms are German.

    • @AbrahamLincoln4
      @AbrahamLincoln4 4 роки тому +122

      @@fenrir6002 Imagine the Death Korps taking part in WW1. We would be all speaking German by now.

    • @TheShreddedSnorlax
      @TheShreddedSnorlax 4 роки тому +95

      If the emperor wished them mercy, he would not send the Death Korps...

    • @11cacoo
      @11cacoo 4 роки тому +51

      @@TheShreddedSnorlax true. If the korps was intended to have mercy it would have been issued some.

    • @astranix0198
      @astranix0198 3 роки тому +14

      @@fenrir6002 Every Death Korpsman is Mr. Worldwide

  • @hellsguardian316
    @hellsguardian316 Рік тому +12

    My response when the computer demands money in exchange for continued peace on Civ 5

  • @Sizdothyx
    @Sizdothyx 3 роки тому +231

    Dark Apostle: "A seismic disturbance?"
    Chaos Sorcerer: "No, my Lord ... Krieg Battle Formations."

    • @LTDroz
      @LTDroz 3 роки тому +1

      Those fuckers better be ready

    • @employervizor1559
      @employervizor1559 3 роки тому +3

      @@LTDroz
      *Millions of Cultist hassaly dig Mass fortifications trenches and Artillary cannons*
      *5 hours later the Krieg 125th 126th 127th 128th Regiments arrive*

    • @LTDroz
      @LTDroz 3 роки тому

      Huh, guess they weren’t

    • @employervizor1559
      @employervizor1559 3 роки тому +2

      @@LTDroz
      Cultist: Is it to late to surrender

    • @LTDroz
      @LTDroz 3 роки тому

      10000 years too late

  • @Mobius_118
    @Mobius_118 4 роки тому +277

    When someone insults you in Stellaris.

    • @marcusmyburgh3766
      @marcusmyburgh3766 3 роки тому +36

      "Hippitty hoppitty, your land is now the emperor's property."

    • @X3105i
      @X3105i 3 роки тому +5

      @@marcusmyburgh3766Well with the new Necroids DLC there will be dead to raise

    • @theicelandicnationalist2.023
      @theicelandicnationalist2.023 3 роки тому +4

      Well if only I had it on Pc and knew how to play it to begin with

    • @DonVigaDeFierro
      @DonVigaDeFierro 3 роки тому +12

      "Haha Ur species R smelly"
      "Ok, that's enough Casus Belli! Lower your shields and prepare to die!!"

    • @manofironthathasntturnedcr9817
      @manofironthathasntturnedcr9817 3 роки тому +4

      @@marcusmyburgh3766 hippitty hoppitty, no more city.

  • @RamC002
    @RamC002 3 роки тому +35

    astra militarum: we need 3 regiments for a siege.
    Krieg: here's 15

    • @richardlair6981
      @richardlair6981 2 роки тому +3

      "wait what?" "you've convinced me, 20."

    • @amaroon7358
      @amaroon7358 2 роки тому +1

      "Ok you know what if you insist here's 30"

    • @gmailquinn
      @gmailquinn 2 роки тому +1

      100 OR else: they keep on showing away to combat

  • @ryanwells1484
    @ryanwells1484 3 роки тому +195

    Imperium: "The Empire is here for the Tithe we need 1/10 of your planetary forces ready for fighting." Krieg: "Why only 1/10th... all are ready, take all... or are your a heretic?"

    • @anonguy772
      @anonguy772 3 роки тому +20

      More like they actually send the 1/10, confused as to why the Imperium asked for so little, and then the 1/10 is this entire video on loop for 12 hours

    • @archdornan4389
      @archdornan4389 3 роки тому +16

      Ten percent? Here's your twenty percent...
      *typing up orders for half the population*

    • @manofironthathasntturnedcr9817
      @manofironthathasntturnedcr9817 3 роки тому +17

      @@archdornan4389 Ten percent ? Why do you want 20% ? Where would you need to send 50% of krieg? 100% are ready, take them. The 300% of krieg population are ready and happy to serve the Emperor.

  • @vulkanprimarchofhugs7024
    @vulkanprimarchofhugs7024 4 роки тому +418

    THE EMPEROR IS PLEASED BROTHER NATOR

  • @Fackeldackel
    @Fackeldackel 3 роки тому +55

    The eye of Terror opens...
    Everyone: Oh shit...
    Kriegsman: My shovel, give me my shovel! Chaaaaarge!!!!

    • @gmailquinn
      @gmailquinn 2 роки тому

      I need a ship🙄🙄☺

  • @keithsimonh
    @keithsimonh 4 роки тому +227

    When Kreig deploys as riot control after a serious campaign, they call it a victory parade.

  • @thedeeds2939
    @thedeeds2939 4 роки тому +223

    Krieg after brutally slaughtering their commissar for taking their shovels away:

    • @anonguy772
      @anonguy772 3 роки тому +16

      The comissar takes their shovels away and then they just start marching. Then once they trampled him to death they each pick up their shovels and keep going

    • @LTDroz
      @LTDroz 3 роки тому +1

      Actually no, I got them to do this in exchange to allow them a shovel charge

  • @SilverGamingFI
    @SilverGamingFI 8 місяців тому +9

    Kriegers are the type of soldiers that if their commissar told them "we march at dawn" then they would start marching at midnight carrying their commissars bed with them

  • @oliverhoffmann1335
    @oliverhoffmann1335 4 роки тому +439

    "In life, war. In death, peace. In life, shame. In death, atonement."

  • @hex9930
    @hex9930 3 роки тому +195

    Here's some useless inspiration:
    At my job, me and fellow operators are required to drive a vehicle around the premises of where we work to complete our hourly routes in a timely manner. One day, I felt like changing it up. Taking with me my Bluetooth Speaker, I hooked this marching rhythm up to it and went about doing my hourly routes without the use of a vehicle. To my surprise I was able to complete every route on time like I normally would when driving a vehicle. Goes to show that so long as you got a good rhythm to march to, you can do things just as fast and efficiently.

    • @DonVigaDeFierro
      @DonVigaDeFierro 3 роки тому +22

      That's actually why armies use drums and marches: Loading a musket is a rather complex process. You need to do a lot of things not only in a specific order, but at a reasonable speed, AND more often than not, under some heavy pressure.
      That's why soldiers used to be trained to follow a rhythm and do things in unison. It was far less likely that they would commit a mistake and it raised their effectiveness in high pressure situations.
      There's a book called "Meaning in technology" by Arnold Pacey. It has a full chapter on rhythm, music and its relation with technology, like industrial machines making rhythmic noises, people's affection for the sound of Harley Davidsons, soldiers marching... it's a very interesting read I totally recommend.

    • @LordMyron09
      @LordMyron09 Рік тому +3

      Ever read the story of the tortoise and the hare? When you get a fast start on things, it's easy to slack off, whereas a steady pace can easily lead to the systematic thinking that lets you get things done

    • @НиколайМарковски-ш2ж
      @НиколайМарковски-ш2ж Рік тому

      That's Truth! ❤

  • @eurosalamander
    @eurosalamander Рік тому +12

    Krieg strategy in a nutshell: ”We’ve got more bodies than you have bullets and we are WAY more willing to spend them.”

  • @beskararmor7966
    @beskararmor7966 4 роки тому +356

    Imagine the mindset your only goal in life is to die for someone you will never meet and it brings you nothing but peace and content to achieve that goal no matter the pain or sacrifice. I'm jealous. At the end of the day how many of us would rather go out like that then falling apart from old age in a hospice.

    • @Ackalan
      @Ackalan 4 роки тому +6

      Welcome to Islam.

    • @beskararmor7966
      @beskararmor7966 4 роки тому +53

      @@Ackalan The Death Korp boys get more respect just because they are willing to do this without being promised 100 virgins when they die.

    • @CrazyDutchguys
      @CrazyDutchguys 4 роки тому +37

      It is better to die for the Emperor than to live for yourself

    • @Ackalan
      @Ackalan 4 роки тому +4

      @@beskararmor7966 Yes, but the way of life you described is how Islam functions. Don't be jealous, instead go out as a candidate for the Einhärjar.

    • @milkboythecontentcreator5420
      @milkboythecontentcreator5420 3 роки тому

      Me

  • @ordinarymagician3099
    @ordinarymagician3099 4 роки тому +1300

    I’m not even into warhammer but this video...
    *FOR THE EMPEROR*

    • @seventhegamingpoptart
      @seventhegamingpoptart 3 роки тому +26

      this video alone got me into Warhammer and it was about a few weeks ago

    • @ThatRatBastard
      @ThatRatBastard 3 роки тому +17

      The Guard has the most interesting lore hands down in all of 40k

    • @seventhegamingpoptart
      @seventhegamingpoptart 3 роки тому +2

      @@ThatRatBastard agreed

    • @funtimefredboi3877
      @funtimefredboi3877 3 роки тому +1

      @@ThatRatBastard execute me for Herresy later but imo
      The Necrons
      Are more interesting followed by early humanity 25000k till 30000k

    • @caedes4367
      @caedes4367 3 роки тому +7

      @@funtimefredboi3877 * looks at exterminatus button *

  • @720stinkyraccoon8
    @720stinkyraccoon8 3 роки тому +24

    Commissar: time to go back to the trenches!
    Krieg: *happy gas mask noises*

  • @needs_more_dakka5774
    @needs_more_dakka5774 4 роки тому +240

    No stomping needed. Their numbers are enough to shake the earth.

    • @blackpyro91
      @blackpyro91 4 роки тому +11

      Are those earth shakers sir. No. reinforcements

    • @FuckTard-jp3sk
      @FuckTard-jp3sk 3 роки тому +3

      Those are the earthshakers sending a preliminary bombardment soldier!

    • @codyparker679
      @codyparker679 3 роки тому +1

      They send out 50 million troops a year. Thats enough while marching to legit cause an earth quake

  • @timandshannon03
    @timandshannon03 4 роки тому +231

    Distant thunder, rumbles to a rhythm. The ground shakes, with booted unity. The Death Korps of Krieg are on the move, and Death comes to those at the end of the solemn parade.

  • @kennethclark4599
    @kennethclark4599 2 роки тому +14

    Gentlemen...
    Teach them how merciful hell is compared to us...

  • @kostic7825
    @kostic7825 4 роки тому +989

    Coronavirus: enters my body
    The Flintstones gummy vitamins I ate in 2006:

    • @FLJBeliever1776
      @FLJBeliever1776 3 роки тому +12

      @Evilmike42 - Yeah and the Heretics are all the same too. NOT!

    • @rogaldorn3525
      @rogaldorn3525 3 роки тому +7

      @Evilmike42 Well, it appears we have found the Nurgle worshipper

    • @davidt7498
      @davidt7498 3 роки тому +5

      😁

    • @AurelionSass
      @AurelionSass 3 роки тому +9

      This blight of Nurgle shall be swiftly dispatched.

    • @WesleyKwong
      @WesleyKwong 3 роки тому +4

      More like our immune system with defense cells like; neutrófilos

  • @darkmega97
    @darkmega97 3 роки тому +93

    50 full minutes and not a single one has sacrificed himself for the Emperor? These soldiers must be in physical pain over that

  • @guerney2000
    @guerney2000 3 роки тому +31

    Rest of Imperium: "ok, there was no word from Krieg for a long time now, I guess it's a dead world, no one could-
    (20 divisions of Krieg suddenly appear and demand the harshest deployment available)

  • @siralmondharsher767
    @siralmondharsher767 4 роки тому +204

    Man, Those Imperial boots sure are holding up to standard, 50 minutes of straight walking in rough wet Mud and their still good as new! Godspeed Krieg Brethren

    • @Life-tastic
      @Life-tastic 4 роки тому +22

      Believe it or not, the Kriegers actually have pretty damn good equipment for an IG army.
      And their uniforms are meant to be as tough and long lasting as possible due to their form of warfare and that they will scavenge the forgiven for fitted equipment.

    • @vernstein3877
      @vernstein3877 3 роки тому +1

      @@Life-tastic man, calling dead krieg soldiers "the forgiven" has to be one of the most krieg things i've seen all day

    • @Life-tastic
      @Life-tastic 3 роки тому +1

      @@vernstein3877
      Meh, it is their mindset.

  • @ender_slayer3
    @ender_slayer3 4 роки тому +3115

    Does anyone else want to start a militia and march down the street like this?
    Just me?
    Ok.

  • @nostalgicsparrow4169
    @nostalgicsparrow4169 3 роки тому +15

    The Death Korps of Krieg make the Nazis from the Wolfenstein games seem like a bunch of children playing Battlefield when comparing their battle tactics, scariness and over all badassery

  • @inquisitorthomasdefinitely536
    @inquisitorthomasdefinitely536 4 роки тому +579

    Fell asleep to this woke up on vraks

  • @MrOiram46
    @MrOiram46 4 роки тому +108

    Me: *Watches the credits of a movie for post credits scenes.*
    *The Visual Effects Department of every blockbuster film in the credits:*

  • @LookHereMars
    @LookHereMars 3 роки тому +11

    "If a Guardsmen says that he is not afraid of death he is either lying or is a krieger".

  • @jackgraves221
    @jackgraves221 4 роки тому +455

    You know the funny thing. I actually find this to be rather soothing and just had one of the most relaxing naps I have had in a very long time.
    Also I feel like I need a shovel for some reason.

    • @X3105i
      @X3105i 3 роки тому +20

      One always needs a shovel

    • @themaidenlesswretch7819
      @themaidenlesswretch7819 3 роки тому +12

      @@X3105i my teacher seems to disagree with that statement. My sentiment was not appreciated. Got suspended long enough to shovel my way out. Praise shovel!

    • @jarrodsteers8991
      @jarrodsteers8991 3 роки тому +10

      It's that lovely beat. You can feel it hammer in your soul.

    • @themaidenlesswretch7819
      @themaidenlesswretch7819 3 роки тому +13

      @@jarrodsteers8991 correction: you can feel it shovel in your soul

    • @manofironthathasntturnedcr9817
      @manofironthathasntturnedcr9817 3 роки тому +1

      My brother, or sister, you do not need a shovel.
      You need a power-chainshovel. It is capable of diging, slashing, stabbing, bludgeoning and much more ! Available at your nearest forge world.

  • @tabris2746
    @tabris2746 4 роки тому +519

    (Endgame boss) why do I hear boss music that’s not mine?

  • @gandalf_the_purplewithredd2057
    @gandalf_the_purplewithredd2057 3 роки тому +14

    girls: i don't want to go to germany i want to go to paris!
    boys:

  • @void735
    @void735 4 роки тому +127

    Planet: *Refuse to pay tax*
    Imperium:

  • @dusty-coolbro4880
    @dusty-coolbro4880 3 роки тому +169

    Random ork “haha there’s some puny humies comin!!!”
    Other ork “hahaha!!! Wat?! The ground be shakin!”
    Other ork “wait....I hear boss music....”

    • @dekuthetechpriestoflondon6791
      @dekuthetechpriestoflondon6791 3 роки тому +9

      Other ork: oh no not them!!!!!!!

    • @kiwisinner
      @kiwisinner 3 роки тому +15

      @@dekuthetechpriestoflondon6791 *DEIZ DA UMIEZ WHO KRUMPD OUR STOMPA WIT SMOL DIGGAZ!*

  • @heavenascensiondio9907
    @heavenascensiondio9907 2 роки тому +17

    Heretics and Chaos Marines: Prepare to die! Servants of the Emperor!
    Death Korps: We are, how about you?

  • @thecalvatron1955
    @thecalvatron1955 4 роки тому +254

    I imagine this is how it actually looks; an inexorable tide of lasguns, gas masks and aquilas marching fearlessly to whatever hellhole their leaders require them to die fighting for!

    • @a-drewg1716
      @a-drewg1716 4 роки тому +14

      except imperial commissars have to actually order them to live basically because these soldiers are so suicidal. So it is more like marching fearlessly to whatever hellhole they decided to die in.

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 4 роки тому +6

      @@a-drewg1716 They have commanders that aren't commissars, so OP is correct.

    • @thecalvatron1955
      @thecalvatron1955 4 роки тому +1

      @@a-drewg1716 Commissars maintain the integrity of the chain of command and the fighting spirit, but they won't undermine competent commanders; and in this case, the commanders who send their fellow Kriegers into the meat-grinder lol.

    • @blanknoll9785
      @blanknoll9785 4 роки тому +1

      TheCalvatron well Krieg commissars are there to make sure they don’t just charge when they don’t hold an advantage or it’s just not the right time

  • @chezlonian
    @chezlonian 4 роки тому +130

    I appreciate that the animator didn't make one model and clone it a thousand times. If you pay close attention, you can see each soldier is a different height or build. Some of them have taller heads, some have broader shoulders.

    • @cailco100
      @cailco100 4 роки тому +8

      I didn't notice that. thanks adds... a little extra to the animation that would be missing without it

  • @SirMarshalHaig
    @SirMarshalHaig 2 роки тому +9

    They say the Emperor cries a miniscule tear, when a loyal subject dies.
    When the men of Krief go to war it rains.

  • @sataniccultist5995
    @sataniccultist5995 4 роки тому +387

    I am new to the 40k universe but the Death Korps of Krieg hold a special place in my heart.
    Also thank you making this long video, now excuse me as I march with my brothers to war and atonement!

    • @mysticnine
      @mysticnine 4 роки тому +10

      Welcome to the fandom! We have...such sights to show you.

    • @yourewallsareveryconvenien8292
      @yourewallsareveryconvenien8292 4 роки тому +6

      I'm also new to the Warhammer 40k despite i look at the wiki rarely but where should i begin?

    • @user-in1hz7ck3n
      @user-in1hz7ck3n 4 роки тому +1

      @@yourewallsareveryconvenien8292 X2

    • @AsuraBoss
      @AsuraBoss 4 роки тому +1

      Healthy A good place to start, at least to me, is the Horus Heresy series. It will give you a pretty solid foundation to start your interests off. The first book is Horus Rising.

    • @AsuraBoss
      @AsuraBoss 4 роки тому +2

      David Abraham Rangel Montoya see my other comment in this thread

  • @cjrdam6967
    @cjrdam6967 4 роки тому +136

    Can you imagine an actual army like this. They wouldn’t even need to know how to fight. Their incredible presence would be enough to make anyone demoralised enough to surrender

    • @cjrdam6967
      @cjrdam6967 4 роки тому +10

      Elijah Bice the Japanese kamikazed. They didn’t march to their deaths. They flew

    • @cjrdam6967
      @cjrdam6967 4 роки тому +6

      Elijah Bice ywas yeah it’s a smaller and less effective Krieg march

    • @AurelionSass
      @AurelionSass 3 роки тому +5

      @Elijah Bice Yeah but the Japanese got the Exterminatus ending tho.

    • @meanderthelost6029
      @meanderthelost6029 3 роки тому +3

      I get the DISTINCT impression that “surrender” is not their thing. For either party...

    • @codyparker679
      @codyparker679 3 роки тому +1

      This army in ww1 would just swarm. This was the red army but they didn't have the suicidal focused drive like krieg.

  • @misterrgutcheck4862
    @misterrgutcheck4862 3 роки тому +8

    I am reminded of a phrase i heard a while back. "It is a fool who picks fights with dead men."

  • @TheArmoredCmdr
    @TheArmoredCmdr 4 роки тому +181

    The Death Korps of Krieg in a nutshell: Will ask to be sent into a hell zone with nothing but a shovel

    • @dr.ivoeggmanrobotnik4011
      @dr.ivoeggmanrobotnik4011 4 роки тому +6

      And still kill a lot

    • @eurocrusader1724
      @eurocrusader1724 4 роки тому +9

      Even the regular comissars avoid these fuckers like the plague..
      A little bit TOO much eager sacrifice , even for a commisar.

    • @tempsinger7418
      @tempsinger7418 4 роки тому +9

      @@eurocrusader1724 kreiger 1: BAYONETS READY
      Commissar: No. This is the 8th time TODAY, we need reinforcements
      Kriegers: *Already charging*
      Commissar: Why, just why

    • @blanknoll9785
      @blanknoll9785 4 роки тому +2

      Temp Singer switch bayonets with shovels and we have a proper Krieg s men

    • @orien3582
      @orien3582 3 роки тому

      @@tempsinger7418 how that commissar hasnt already been shot or stabbed by one of them baffles me with thoughts like those

  • @HalfBakedHeroes
    @HalfBakedHeroes 4 роки тому +183

    Then they literally march over the Cadian Battalion they were sent to reinforce to engage the Necrons in melee skirmishing

    • @som3body990
      @som3body990 3 роки тому +7

      Until the Cadian's own imperial saint arrives.
      Imperial saint Simpkin of the Cadian XXth shock regiment.

    • @som3body990
      @som3body990 3 роки тому

      Until the Cadian's own imperial saint arrives.
      Imperial saint Simpkin of the Cadian XXth shock regiment.

    • @lloydbrianbonifacio8328
      @lloydbrianbonifacio8328 3 роки тому

      @@som3body990 cadia is destroyed but Krieg' not.

    • @yurifier9649
      @yurifier9649 3 роки тому +7

      @@lloydbrianbonifacio8328 ever heard of new cadia?
      FOR CADIA STANDS
      FOR THE PLANET BROKE BEFORE THE GUARD EVER DID

    • @lloydbrianbonifacio8328
      @lloydbrianbonifacio8328 3 роки тому +6

      @@yurifier9649 cadia is a planet with an army.. Krieg is Army with a planet.. if 13 black crusade invade krieg instead of Cadia..chaos would lose as krieg doesn't even corrupted cadians are..also krieg holds more soldiers than cadians are.

  • @Afrancis16
    @Afrancis16 3 роки тому +13

    Glad to see the scouting party is in good condition

  • @richardsousa2625
    @richardsousa2625 4 роки тому +61

    A boy watches the soldiers as they march.
    “Where are you going?” He asks.
    “To war.”

    • @Life-tastic
      @Life-tastic 4 роки тому +3

      These are Kriegers, they haven't gone to war in over 1000 years.
      They just go to die.

    • @EricTheRedWiseman
      @EricTheRedWiseman 3 роки тому +1

      "Praise the God-Emperor! Every day is a good day to die in his portrait of ash!"

    • @yentamoon1808
      @yentamoon1808 2 роки тому

      "To death"