"Sir, I`ve killed their Commissar" "You did WHAT?" "I`ve killed their leader, so now they are disorganised and we can crush them" "You fool, you killed the only thing that was holding them back, we are dead men"
Well... The Commissar was probably the only thing holding them back from suicide. Commissars don't usually hold Kriegers back if they can just overwhelm the enemy, but with the commissar now gone, the entire regiment will probably just rush the enemy trench and most of them will be cut down before reaching the enemy, making their sacrifice effectively useless. The Imperial Guard aren't stupid, they are willing to sacrifice most of their forces for a victory, but if that means they wouldn't have enough men to hold against a counter-attack they most likely just wouldn't attack and try to whittle down the enemy first. Kriegers are special in this because they only want about two things, to slaughter the Emperor's enemies and to die while doing so in an effort to redeem their irredeemable sin. They are a highly effective and elite unit, but without someone to control their efforts they can just end up dying before achieving victory.
@@lionhartjohn1000 The role of a Commisar in a Krieg regiment is less "charge!" and more "charge! But like, twelve feet to the left, so you don't run through the minefield by accident!"
A Kriegsmarine Commissar is only there to attempt to stop their men from blindly charging into unnecessary battles and focus them to where they are needed the most.
@@davidkueny2444 A Commissar is only needed when you need to motivate troops into fighting. When the Troops do not need much motivation to fight. You kind of need them on the side to make sure they do not waste any tactical advantage.
@@jackstrayfeald1007 Oh by the Emperor no, suicide would not please the emperor. Only righteous service ending in death on the field or at the command of righteous officers of the Imperium is an acceptable end for a Korpsman. Suicide is selfishness.
- "That fort will take at least 10,000 men to capture" - "We can spare 20,000, but no more than that" - "...What?" - "Alright, you've twisted my arm, 30,000" - "Huh? - "50,000! Take it or leave it!"
"Grr! 60,000 right now, because I also want to move on PAST the Fort sometime today, ASAP with a PDQ TODAY to take the next FIVE forts, two Fortresses, one Fortress City, and a Citadel housing at least 600 Chaos Marines!"
Wall of text about how Kriegsmen would make you beg for titans. Titans can be driven off by massed artillery fire or a few squadrons of canny pilots. Orbital fire can crush them like Guardsmen under an earth shaker. If you have none of the above, then all you need do is spread your army out, a titan’s reach is long but they are few. Even if your unit is caught by a god machine it is not too hard to survive, simply don’t fight it, don’t run for cover, weapons, fortifications, or armor, simply grab survival gear and run from your unit, those that would execute you would be too busy facing the titan. Titans are walking fortifications and artillery, their weapons are expensive to move, let alone fire, they won’t waste quake rounds, thousands of bolts, floods of plasma or promethium just to slay a single soldier, no they will be aiming their weapons towards the masses of soldiers or the heaviest war machines. The Death Korps is the opposite, they take whatever threats you send them as cordial invitations, they will see your unholy arms as chances to repent to their emperor, they will laugh in the face of torture. They WANT you to kill them, they won’t just let you, but they do want to die. The only thing they truly hate, is an enemy that ignores or them. If you run, they will hunt you down through the most inhospitable terrain to the most well-made fortress, they will break through, and they will expend every round, power-pack, and soul in their possession to do so, and with their ties to the right facets of the imperium they have each in spades.
@@quox3987 - They even got the Imperium's version of the Swiss Army Knife. So they know how to make a Heretic REALLY pay if they ever catch one. They have no issue with dealing with Heretics themselves. In fact, they embrace performing such tasks as much as possible. Why? Just look to their history. The Krieg are the ONLY Imperium Militium force to use Combined Arms Warfare. They're also the only ones trusted to never betray the Emperor and the Imperium while so equipped.
@@psychomantis9442 And kriegers wouldn't care about cluster munitions because they REALLY don't care about living. It will be down to the commissar attached to the kriegers to order them to take basic self preservation measures. But yeah kriegers left to their own devices are human lemmings.
@@libertinarey after listening thru the whole seige of Vraks, one thing I remember is they have no problem dying in service to the emperor, throwing their lives away to gain mere meters of soil... but that's different than throwing their lives away pointlessly, or without goal... My only point is, they entrench for a reason, and while this video is a fine marching formation, it's a bad battle formation. the death korps is both willing to die, and also not idiots, hence the massive amounts of artillery and fortifications..
Mhm you don't need cover lol kreig army's tens will fall but the battalion will just keep filling in there place trampling there bodies into the ground xddd No one could stop this army
I don't think there is a line for the Kriegsmen. If there is, they blast it with artillery and beat it into submission with their shovels before ignoring it.
Commissar: *Wakes up* Commissar: That was a nice nights rest... huh? where's my krieg unit... wait... why do i hear... Chao marines: *Distant incoherent screaming over the sound of shovel* Commissar: Oh. That explains a lot actually.
Korps commissar: tanks you say, and heavy units? Korps private: yessir, we are also outnumbered and surrounded Korps commissar: t h o s e p o o r b a s t a r d s
@@XxXDemonhunter Kinda? As they can just clone more kreigsmen but their still human and pretty out match by a lot things Eg. Chaos with their gods and the endless daemons,orks that can multiply like rabbits but one hundred times worse, trynids who can make more of themselves by eating biomass, and a whole bunch of other things like strategy and a good place to hold out against the kreigsmen. But they broken stalemates that have lasted for years.
@@Yesuliph yes they can. there is nothing stopping the people of krieg from feeling emotions. just that 90% of their emotions are Rage at the old krieg ruling class and shame that they turned krieg away from the imperium for so long.
@@kriegmans2344 Cultist: *WE NEED MORE CHAOS FORCES HERE NOW!!!!!* *Suddenly 30 warp portals open and thousands of Tzeencht Khornite and Slanesshi Deamons appear along with 3500 Chaos Marines*
Commissar: "One shudders to imagine what inhuman thoughts lie behind that mask. What dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty..." Krieg Soldier: *Happy gas mask noises
@@archdornan4389 hypothetical: khorne rarely gets the physical remnants of blood and skulls but vaporized or not wouldn't he get the warp essence of them?
@@robber233 Not really, Khorne derives power from deliberate, personal, and gratuitous bloodshed. An impersonal and unceremonious obliteration of an adversary is the exact opposite of all that Khorne desires.
no the commisars have to be like "No dont charge with nothing to fight with!" Kriegsmen: "HAHA SHOVEL GO SPLAT!" Their commisars have to basically keep them from killing themselves.
Commissars assigned to Death Korps regiments spend a lot of time curbing their charges overeagerness. As well they act as mediators between Krieg and non-Krieg regiments.
Lord Commander: Krieg, I want 5 regiments for trench combat and a siege. We expect 80% casualties. Krieg Commander: 10 regiments you said? Where do you want your 15 regiments of Krieg's finest to march?
I'm not versed in Warhammer Lore, but given the rest of the comments, I feel like the Krieg are the kinds of soldiers who would voluntarily commit suicide because they missed too many shots.
WH40k is a pretty fucked up universe to explore but the gist is; -The Universe fucking sucks -Krieg did bad things and now their world is dead -They live on a toxic world and their main export is Cannon fodder -Said Cannon Fodder (which is saying something compared to how the imperium treats the Guardsmen) is HUNGRY for death. Whether it's heretics, demons, xenos or even themselves
Long story short: Their planet once was a nice and heavily defended world that one day tried to secede from the Imperium. A war ensued then amongst the loyalists and the heretics (Separatists). The loyalist forces were ordered to regain control at all costs and that's exactly what they did: They unleashed a nuclear apocalypse on the planet, dooming Krieg to a nuclear winter and annihilating most of the population. Despite this, the war still continued until the loyalists won. When the Imperium authorities arrived, they declared that, for their treachery now Krieg had to a pay a tribute in the form of a heavy military contribution to earn redemption. As a result, the Krieg soldiers developed a mentality obsessed with sacrifice that put samurai and spartans to shame. Their motto is, in a nutshell, "Kill enemies of humanity no matter the price, our lifes are expendable".
"yeah hey could you send us a few companies of kriegsmen? we need to clear out the leftovers from the last WAAAGH" "im sorry all i heard was : cover every square inch of my planet with kriegsman boots"
@@greyknightjusticar8412 Platoon ? We are just a small group that somehow lost the main army. We do not represent more than 0,00000000000001% of the main army, with an approximation of three zero.
"COMMISAR! I MUST CHARGE FOR THE EMPEROR!" -Death Korps of Krieg Soldier "WHAT?! NO!" -Commissar "DO YOU WANT ME TO EXECUTE YOU FOR COWARDICE?!?!?!?!" -Death Korps of Krieg soldier
They march calmly. Each step taken lightly as to not wear their boots. Yet still the earth shakes. Yet still do their steps thunder like that of titans.
"Commander, we have secured the planet." "Outstanding, guardsman! Tell me, what did it cost us for such a victory?" "Not enough." "... I beg your pardon?" "Not enough, sir."
Wolfenstien? Hitler would join them, that i can say. Pokemon is screwed, not even Arceus can control the first wave DOOM is their paradise. Trenches and shovels galore! Fortnite would have the toxic tryhard 1 shoters but they will get obliterated by sheer number and the fact that they are 99% of the talent CS:GO is a bit hard but still. SHEER FORCE AND NUMBER. The Flood would be the only one to win, cause it profits on numbers
@@pixynowwithevenmorebelkanb6965 Necromorths from dead space would aslo win if thier was already a army of them I doubt the marker could make the soldiers of crieg go more insane that what they already are
Not going to lie, these guys are beyond Metal. Especially when you know the lore. The only Imperial Guard army that would charge a Tyrnaid invasion on an open battlefield with fixed bayonets, and win......
Just going to point out there is a novel in which Ultramarines, kriegs, Mortificators and Kryptman team up to fight the tyranids called Warriors of Ultramar
Taken from somewhere else from the Imperium... ASTARTES: It takes years of training, meditation, conditioning, and hardship to produce a single battle brother. 10,000 of the finest warriors of mankind, capable of facing the most brutal and horrible terrors the galaxy can conjure and prevail. Our battle honors span millennia. Each Astarte is worth 1000 times his number. What ... are you looking at? Krieg Quartermaster : **staring at his notebook** Accounting for nominal casualty rates and allowing for shortages, my home-world produces enough troops and material to destroy your chapter every 96 hours. **closes notebook** Anyway, nice armor you got there. Paint that yourself?
Kriegsman Soldier to Quartermaster: "Those are rookie numbers!! Commissar: "Oh God-Emperor no" Kriegsman Soldier: "We'll break them every 8 hours if we killed our commissars and had reinforcements every hour." Astarte: "Why aren't you doing that?" Quartermaster: "Because I have to cleanup after them and not enough hands to grab the equipment. Besides, these bastards would just self-detonate their lasguns to do it." Commissar: "I hate my job" Kriegsman Legion in unison: "We do too!"
@@EricTheRedWiseman KHORNE berserkers: hahaha your Commissars are dead how do you plead for death corpse worshipper? Krieg: Gleefully so, heretic *DOOM MUSIC INTENSIFIES*
Rest of Imperium: "ok, there was no word from Krieg for a long time now, I guess it's a dead world, no one could- (20 divisions of Krieg suddenly appear and demand the harshest deployment available)
If yall wondering where this quote came from, its when the United States first joined WW1 and helped push the Germans out of France. The French decided to retreat and fortify Paris. Not the United States Army though, they dawned their gas masks and proceeded to shank/stab/shovel all of their enemies to death. (thinking about it, I think this is where the Krieg originated from). If you dont believe me look up the quote and you will see the aftermath.
@@omega_mlg1027 yeah the Krieg reminds me of the USMC, especially in ww1. They have the uniforms of other nations from WW1 but the way they fight and how they never retreat perfectly resembles the US Marines. The only time the US Marines retreated were when they were under the command of the Army.
A few details I'm really happy about: 1. Each Krieger is of a different height, instead of being a cloned model over and over and over again. 2. The helmets are bascinets without visors (or the brow plate is instead of it)
I noticed that the backs of their trenchcoats clip through their legs slightly when viewed from the front. That's totally not a big deal though, and I love the animation otherwise.
Kriegers are the type of soldiers that if their commissar told them "we march at dawn" then they would start marching at midnight carrying their commissars bed with them
Imperium: "The Empire is here for the Tithe we need 1/10 of your planetary forces ready for fighting." Krieg: "Why only 1/10th... all are ready, take all... or are your a heretic?"
More like they actually send the 1/10, confused as to why the Imperium asked for so little, and then the 1/10 is this entire video on loop for 12 hours
@@archdornan4389 Ten percent ? Why do you want 20% ? Where would you need to send 50% of krieg? 100% are ready, take them. The 300% of krieg population are ready and happy to serve the Emperor.
@@LTDroz *Millions of Cultist hassaly dig Mass fortifications trenches and Artillary cannons* *5 hours later the Krieg 125th 126th 127th 128th Regiments arrive*
The Death Korps of Krieg make the Nazis from the Wolfenstein games seem like a bunch of children playing Battlefield when comparing their battle tactics, scariness and over all badassery
The comissar takes their shovels away and then they just start marching. Then once they trampled him to death they each pick up their shovels and keep going
Imagine the mindset your only goal in life is to die for someone you will never meet and it brings you nothing but peace and content to achieve that goal no matter the pain or sacrifice. I'm jealous. At the end of the day how many of us would rather go out like that then falling apart from old age in a hospice.
Here's some useless inspiration: At my job, me and fellow operators are required to drive a vehicle around the premises of where we work to complete our hourly routes in a timely manner. One day, I felt like changing it up. Taking with me my Bluetooth Speaker, I hooked this marching rhythm up to it and went about doing my hourly routes without the use of a vehicle. To my surprise I was able to complete every route on time like I normally would when driving a vehicle. Goes to show that so long as you got a good rhythm to march to, you can do things just as fast and efficiently.
That's actually why armies use drums and marches: Loading a musket is a rather complex process. You need to do a lot of things not only in a specific order, but at a reasonable speed, AND more often than not, under some heavy pressure. That's why soldiers used to be trained to follow a rhythm and do things in unison. It was far less likely that they would commit a mistake and it raised their effectiveness in high pressure situations. There's a book called "Meaning in technology" by Arnold Pacey. It has a full chapter on rhythm, music and its relation with technology, like industrial machines making rhythmic noises, people's affection for the sound of Harley Davidsons, soldiers marching... it's a very interesting read I totally recommend.
Ever read the story of the tortoise and the hare? When you get a fast start on things, it's easy to slack off, whereas a steady pace can easily lead to the systematic thinking that lets you get things done
I imagine this is how it actually looks; an inexorable tide of lasguns, gas masks and aquilas marching fearlessly to whatever hellhole their leaders require them to die fighting for!
except imperial commissars have to actually order them to live basically because these soldiers are so suicidal. So it is more like marching fearlessly to whatever hellhole they decided to die in.
@@a-drewg1716 Commissars maintain the integrity of the chain of command and the fighting spirit, but they won't undermine competent commanders; and in this case, the commanders who send their fellow Kriegers into the meat-grinder lol.
A group of fish is called a School A group of squids is called a Squad A group of birds is called a Flock But a group of Krieg Guardsmen? is called the Black Death... And they are coming for You.
Doesn't matter what horrors the universe unleashes upon humanity...humanity knows how to unleash it's own horror...and that horror is in the form of the *DEATH KORPS OF KRIEG*
Distant thunder, rumbles to a rhythm. The ground shakes, with booted unity. The Death Korps of Krieg are on the move, and Death comes to those at the end of the solemn parade.
Man, Those Imperial boots sure are holding up to standard, 50 minutes of straight walking in rough wet Mud and their still good as new! Godspeed Krieg Brethren
Believe it or not, the Kriegers actually have pretty damn good equipment for an IG army. And their uniforms are meant to be as tough and long lasting as possible due to their form of warfare and that they will scavenge the forgiven for fitted equipment.
@@yurifier9649 cadia is a planet with an army.. Krieg is Army with a planet.. if 13 black crusade invade krieg instead of Cadia..chaos would lose as krieg doesn't even corrupted cadians are..also krieg holds more soldiers than cadians are.
Random heritic: Sir, its the enemy. Heritic leader: Space marines? Random heritic: No........its.....its ......ITS THE KREIG. Heritic leader: NAW SHIT.
Heretic General: Ok we have the Krieg Guard attacking from the west and Astartes from the east. I need volunteers to hold of the Space Marines *entire heretic force steps forward
You know the funny thing. I actually find this to be rather soothing and just had one of the most relaxing naps I have had in a very long time. Also I feel like I need a shovel for some reason.
@@X3105i my teacher seems to disagree with that statement. My sentiment was not appreciated. Got suspended long enough to shovel my way out. Praise shovel!
My brother, or sister, you do not need a shovel. You need a power-chainshovel. It is capable of diging, slashing, stabbing, bludgeoning and much more ! Available at your nearest forge world.
@@eurocrusader1724 kreiger 1: BAYONETS READY Commissar: No. This is the 8th time TODAY, we need reinforcements Kriegers: *Already charging* Commissar: Why, just why
![Death Korps of Krieg March [by Janovich] - 1 Hour Version](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/fdc7V8nChfs/mqdefault.jpg)
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It is not a loop. It is just the first wave.
the first wave of what?
Like 500 Batallions just marching into pure death?
The Antagonist. That is exactly how they are described. Except they usually win.
This is their first wave?
I didn't know they were so low on manpower, there's normally many more.
The Antagonist indeed this is the first wave it’s mainly used to judge the enemy then send about say triple the enemy and rush a spot
@@nanozeitalter that's the vanguard the real army is on her way
"Sir, I`ve killed their Commissar"
"You did WHAT?"
"I`ve killed their leader, so now they are disorganised and we can crush them"
"You fool, you killed the only thing that was holding them back, we are dead men"
*SOUNDS OF CHARGING KREIG GAURDSMEN WITH SHOVELS*
*Cries in Chaos*
Well... The Commissar was probably the only thing holding them back from suicide. Commissars don't usually hold Kriegers back if they can just overwhelm the enemy, but with the commissar now gone, the entire regiment will probably just rush the enemy trench and most of them will be cut down before reaching the enemy, making their sacrifice effectively useless.
The Imperial Guard aren't stupid, they are willing to sacrifice most of their forces for a victory, but if that means they wouldn't have enough men to hold against a counter-attack they most likely just wouldn't attack and try to whittle down the enemy first. Kriegers are special in this because they only want about two things, to slaughter the Emperor's enemies and to die while doing so in an effort to redeem their irredeemable sin. They are a highly effective and elite unit, but without someone to control their efforts they can just end up dying before achieving victory.
@@lionhartjohn1000 yes but shovel go brrrr
@@lionhartjohn1000 The role of a Commisar in a Krieg regiment is less "charge!" and more "charge! But like, twelve feet to the left, so you don't run through the minefield by accident!"
I listened to this while shoveling snow, now I have fortified trenches, pill boxes and artillery emplacements.
Did you also find yourself wearing a gas mask and carrying a lasgun on your back?
That's right! ❤
You called your homies: “Frank, bring the arty, we have xenos to purge.”
@@ImperialGuardsman2 In life, war. In death, peace. In life, shame. In death, atonement.
@@SteelLegionnaire and hanz is bringing the flamethrower
The reason there's no commissar is because they either killed the Commissar for cowardice, or they started marching without the commissar.
You are correct.
A Kriegsmarine Commissar is only there to attempt to stop their men from blindly charging into unnecessary battles and focus them to where they are needed the most.
@@Qardo that doesn't explain the lack of commissars in this video.
@@davidkueny2444 A Commissar is only needed when you need to motivate troops into fighting. When the Troops do not need much motivation to fight. You kind of need them on the side to make sure they do not waste any tactical advantage.
Qardo lol exactly gotta have em charge with the others eh
*International suicide awareness day*
UA-cam recommends this video to me.
Welcome to the krieg brother!
Suicide would be a waste of a Korpsman.
@@aennaenn7468 Suicide is literally all a Korpsman does...judging from thier battle tactics.
@@jackstrayfeald1007
Oh by the Emperor no, suicide would not please the emperor.
Only righteous service ending in death on the field or at the command of righteous officers of the Imperium is an acceptable end for a Korpsman.
Suicide is selfishness.
You get to serve the Emperor and get the death you crave for. Win-win
- "That fort will take at least 10,000 men to capture"
- "We can spare 20,000, but no more than that"
- "...What?"
- "Alright, you've twisted my arm, 30,000"
- "Huh?
- "50,000! Take it or leave it!"
"Grr! 60,000 right now, because I also want to move on PAST the Fort sometime today, ASAP with a PDQ TODAY to take the next FIVE forts, two Fortresses, one Fortress City, and a Citadel housing at least 600 Chaos Marines!"
@@FLJBeliever1776 "1 million now! I would like to move the troops in the Eye of terror during the weekend!"
@@meeeeeeeedic630 i like the idea that they go assault the Eye of Terror in the weekend almost like its a hobby.
Fine! 200,000 you drive a hard bargain.
@Perfection or Deletion 5 million, confirmed.
Girls: eww she has the same outfit as me!
Boys:
Me and the Korp: 🤨 did you guys here something I think I heard a traitor
Enemy: (watches the korp March and starts to run) we can’t win against there awesomeness RUN!!!!!!!!!
on point brother
There is beauty in their uniformity.
Boys:
(sing)WE ARE LEGION OF LIGHT!!!!
Random Heretic: Incoming titan!
Heretic with binoculars: no, much worse!
Random Heretic Xenos A: **Earth shakes** A titan is coming!
Random Heretic Xenos B (with Binoculars): **Looks at the horizon** No, Much much worse!!!!
@@diegoviniciomejiaquesada4754 faintly in the distance " for Krieg and for the Emperor"
Wall of text about how Kriegsmen would make you beg for titans.
Titans can be driven off by massed artillery fire or a few squadrons of canny pilots. Orbital fire can crush them like Guardsmen under an earth shaker. If you have none of the above, then all you need do is spread your army out, a titan’s reach is long but they are few.
Even if your unit is caught by a god machine it is not too hard to survive, simply don’t fight it, don’t run for cover, weapons, fortifications, or armor, simply grab survival gear and run from your unit, those that would execute you would be too busy facing the titan. Titans are walking fortifications and artillery, their weapons are expensive to move, let alone fire, they won’t waste quake rounds, thousands of bolts, floods of plasma or promethium just to slay a single soldier, no they will be aiming their weapons towards the masses of soldiers or the heaviest war machines.
The Death Korps is the opposite, they take whatever threats you send them as cordial invitations, they will see your unholy arms as chances to repent to their emperor, they will laugh in the face of torture. They WANT you to kill them, they won’t just let you, but they do want to die. The only thing they truly hate, is an enemy that ignores or them. If you run, they will hunt you down through the most inhospitable terrain to the most well-made fortress, they will break through, and they will expend every round, power-pack, and soul in their possession to do so, and with their ties to the right facets of the imperium they have each in spades.
@@quox3987 - They even got the Imperium's version of the Swiss Army Knife. So they know how to make a Heretic REALLY pay if they ever catch one. They have no issue with dealing with Heretics themselves. In fact, they embrace performing such tasks as much as possible.
Why?
Just look to their history.
The Krieg are the ONLY Imperium Militium force to use Combined Arms Warfare.
They're also the only ones trusted to never betray the Emperor and the Imperium while so equipped.
@@quox3987 DEAR GOD they so terrifiied , really dont want to become their enemy, feel like you fighting the spartan
As one said in comments to original video:
"How many troops can you deploy?"
"You mean in tons or hectare?"
Adminustratum: *heavy breathing*
I need 4.5 hectares
The Corp dont have ships they make bridges between sectors with their bodies
@@lokl844 ja, heres 45
"How many troops can you deploy?"
"Yes"
Brain: watch it again.
Me: Why? Its 50 min long
Brain:
Do it again.
I hear that, I've fallen sleep to the the Ultramarine sax loop several times...I don't even like Ultramarines
Thats my brain
@@bruceweiner5306 fuckin same lmao
this isn't their marching formation. It's their battle formation.
There really is no difference with them. It is either this or entrenching, followed by this...
I'd hope not... cluster munitions would have a field day..
@@psychomantis9442 And kriegers wouldn't care about cluster munitions because they REALLY don't care about living. It will be down to the commissar attached to the kriegers to order them to take basic self preservation measures. But yeah kriegers left to their own devices are human lemmings.
@@libertinarey after listening thru the whole seige of Vraks, one thing I remember is they have no problem dying in service to the emperor, throwing their lives away to gain mere meters of soil... but that's different than throwing their lives away pointlessly, or without goal... My only point is, they entrench for a reason, and while this video is a fine marching formation, it's a bad battle formation. the death korps is both willing to die, and also not idiots, hence the massive amounts of artillery and fortifications..
Just a wall of lazguns and men who won’t die without being hit by a fucking space marines BOLTER.
Cadians:"We called you here to reinforce the east flank!"
Kriegers:"Dont worry, we will become the east flank!"
East flank is gone, there is only kreig
Forgets to pack winterclothing like a german boss XDDD
Sidenote: I am german. Im allowed to make jokes about it.
East? I thought you said Weast!
And here we go 🤌
The planet broke before the Guard did.
Normal soldiers “we can’t defeat the enemy, we don’t have any cover”
Kreig soldiers “give me a shovel and I’ll make you some”
Krieg soldier: "I AM the cover, for the men at my back."
you might think he's going to dig... no he's going to make cover with the bodies of his victims
Mhm you don't need cover lol kreig army's tens will fall but the battalion will just keep filling in there place trampling there bodies into the ground xddd
No one could stop this army
@@Noverian_ except for the god emperor
It also said tech went backwards at some point
"I fear none of the corpse-emperor's mortal servants...
but those *things* ..."
No, I ain't talkin' about those freaks, alright?! They're not here are they?
How do I get this fucking thing off?!?!
One shudders to imagine what *loyal* thoughts lie behind that mask,
What dreams of shovels can sustain such fanaticism.
I've searched for an hour to find a non meme comment.
@@PurpleTomDayR good luck
@@PurpleTomDayR it’s from meet the pyro
-My lord.
-You've returned. So, how many soldiers did the corpse-emperor send to die?
-My lord... It's the Death Korp
-Oh...
And I can't find their commisar
@@gmailquinn also it seems like they brought some artillery
@Jack Snow yes
@@gmailquinn"happy suicidal gasmask noises"
General Patton: “I don’t want them to love me, I want them to fight for me.”
Kreig Korps: ...he knows us so well...
And happy gas mask noises.
@@greyknightjusticar8412 With their shovels proudly soaked in heretic blood
Patton leading these men is easily the most OP army imaginable.
Patton : (standing on the Trench wall smoking a stogie while bullets fly around him)
Kriegers : *I love you*
@@codyparker679 VS russians? i have no idea
both are biased to death who knows
There is a fine line between self-sacrifice and suicide. The Death Korp does their best to blur that line as much as possible.
Nah they just block others from taking the line from them lmao
I don't think there is a line for the Kriegsmen. If there is, they blast it with artillery and beat it into submission with their shovels before ignoring it.
They use their spades to throw dirt over the line before marching to their deaths over it.
Yes. And that line is called the front line.
oh no its pure suicide. the death korps of kreig do not give a fuck.
Commissar: *Wakes up*
Commissar: That was a nice nights rest... huh? where's my krieg unit... wait... why do i hear...
Chao marines: *Distant incoherent screaming over the sound of shovel*
Commissar: Oh. That explains a lot actually.
me and the boys when there is heresy afoot.
Fellow AdMech acolyte spewing raw facts right there
I'd give up my toaster to march with these guys.
@@piratekingthaszar7912 unless you are extremly suicidal, have a fetish for bashing xenos with a shovel and german i think you would regret it
@@Cakelvr759 dont we all have a fetish for using blunt force trauma on filthy xenos?
@@Cakelvr759 their design actually has more WW1 French uniform influences.
It didn't go unnoticed that they aren't all the same height. Humans vary in height and these are indeed, mere men.
I mean to be far the Vitae Wombs could produce men of the same height. NOT to say that Kreig uses the Vitea Womb, that would be heretical.
Jonathon Miller shhh, you don’t want those pesky Inquisitors to get suspicious.
It weird though, I always thought they would be like clones from starwars (all the same physically)
@@maxim6088 Its a common misconception, yes.
@@comickazii6629 huh... Would you look at that, so they aren't clones? Krieg just has unlimited population?
Korps commissar: tanks you say, and heavy units?
Korps private: yessir, we are also outnumbered and surrounded
Korps commissar: t h o s e p o o r b a s t a r d s
outnumbered?
"Commander! Thousands are dead and we acquired only ten inches of ground! The fighting will continue for months!"
"A total success then."
Thousands? That's not even a Rounding error in the Imperiums Administratum
It's enough to bring a smile to my face!
Commissar: "I see this as an absolute win!"
@@BeatmasterAC lol. why? are these troops endless? if they are endless, why didn't they conquered the entire galaxy ?
@@XxXDemonhunter
Kinda? As they can just clone more kreigsmen but their still human and pretty out match by a lot things
Eg. Chaos with their gods and the endless daemons,orks that can multiply like rabbits but one hundred times worse, trynids who can make more of themselves by eating biomass, and a whole bunch of other things like strategy and a good place to hold out against the kreigsmen. But they broken stalemates that have lasted for years.
THIS is how Krieg armies march to war. shoulder to shoulder, rifles ready and happy gasmask noises in the air.
March for the Emperor!!
I just think tf2 pyro noises
And fingers off the triggers
Can they even feel happiness?
@@Yesuliph yes they can. there is nothing stopping the people of krieg from feeling emotions. just that 90% of their emotions are Rage at the old krieg ruling class and shame that they turned krieg away from the imperium for so long.
Random Heretic, "Sir I killed their commander"
Death Korps, "Let's march, We're free"
I heard no whistle but also heretics must die
Chaos Marines landing on Vraks: We're only fighting Guardsmen? Ha, too easy!
Chaos Marines one year later: Seriously, what the fuck?!
Krieg death korps:and that was only 0.0000000000000000000000000000001% of the army
@@kriegmans2344
Cultist: *WE NEED MORE CHAOS FORCES HERE NOW!!!!!*
*Suddenly 30 warp portals open and thousands of Tzeencht Khornite and Slanesshi Deamons appear along with 3500 Chaos Marines*
@@employervizor1559 so you broght the scouting Company?
"Ok guys, bring in the nuclear bombs!"
@@employervizor1559 Kriegsmen: Oh? Phew, I thought the siege was going to end soon.
@@AbyssWatcher745
*Suddenly a few dozen Bloodletters and Khorne Deomons emerge*
Me: *BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!!!!*
Heretics: The ground is shaking, has the imperium brought a titan legion to face us?
HEretic Officer: No.....much worse.
Make it even worse shadia join in on the action to
They will bury the enemy titans with the corpses of the fallen. Krieg or *otherwise.*
ua-cam.com/play/PLx6N3LVwgba3NPL3beOWiwlocPb8AqFJu.html here’s a lore series that shows off just how far the death Korps will go
@@needs_more_dakka5774 Krieg: If I die, I die with your blood on my shovel.
Commisar : "We march at dawn!"
*Kriegers an hour before dawn*
"Sir, where are we marching?"
"To do the Emperor's bidding!"
"Sorry sir, silly question."
Why haven't we atoned for our ancestors sins thru a glorious suicidal human wave assault yet sir?
*happy gas mask noises*
MEN,SHOVELS AT THE READY!
Commissar: "One shudders to imagine what inhuman thoughts lie behind that mask. What dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty..."
Krieg Soldier: *Happy gas mask noises
Lol
Yes very true
_Do you believe in big E_
_In a Krieger's heart_
_How the battle can free him_
_Wherever it starts..._
I live. I die. I live again !!??
And 14 year old thought
Space Marine: "How many troops will you send in?"
Death Korps of Krieg: "Yes."
A lasgun generally does diddly to an ork. So we brought ten thousand lasguns.
that's 10,000 lots of diddly
Don't forget your shovels.
Don't forget Bayonets, and Shovels.
10,000?
Only 10,000?????
You’ll need roughly 100x that number to properly serve the forces of the imperium
Probably even more
@@Peter_Turbo4 Nonesense. We each shoot one hundred times each then go to the next war.
Khorne cultists: "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD"
Kriegers: "you won't live long enough to fully regret that wish"
Khornate: Our blood or yours it matters not. We fulfill our purpose either way.
@@robber233 If you vaporize them with artillery, Khorne gets neither blood nor skulls.
@@archdornan4389 hypothetical: khorne rarely gets the physical remnants of blood and skulls but vaporized or not wouldn't he get the warp essence of them?
@@robber233 Not really, Khorne derives power from deliberate, personal, and gratuitous bloodshed.
An impersonal and unceremonious obliteration of an adversary is the exact opposite of all that Khorne desires.
YEEEEEES! ❤
Rogal Dorn: "...Yes Father. Besides the Black Templars, there is another Legion that are absolute Lunatics..."
considering how emps acted later on, he does approve of krieg, he forgave them after all!
Krieg Commisar: Who wants to die for the Emperor?!?
Krieg Guardsman: YES!
no the commisars have to be like "No dont charge with nothing to fight with!"
Kriegsmen: "HAHA SHOVEL GO SPLAT!"
Their commisars have to basically keep them from killing themselves.
Commissars assigned to Death Korps regiments spend a lot of time curbing their charges overeagerness. As well they act as mediators between Krieg and non-Krieg regiments.
The commissars will be shot for cowardice first before a kriegsman do, if ever
Why do you think I took the job?
@@LTDroz - Is that why it took Chaos Marines six months to take several yards on Vraks that one time?
To you, this is war. To the Krieg? It's a Tuesday...
Krieg even means war
to you this is war, to them
its identity
Tuesday, around tea time.
@@maseshimlherdek7941 Gon' bring any biscuits as well?
You know whenever I feel down depressed or angry I always watch this and IT PUTS A SMILE ON MY FACE
Same for me
Me to...
happy gas mask noises
Black templar "this makes me smile"
Lord Commander: Krieg, I want 5 regiments for trench combat and a siege. We expect 80% casualties.
Krieg Commander: 10 regiments you said? Where do you want your 15 regiments of Krieg's finest to march?
"Only 80%? Not interested."
@@robertbuckey6517 20 regiments are ready for departure.
@@nanozeitalter And then 30 regiments show up in the first wave...
Apoligies, Lord Commander, we could only field 40 of the requested regiments.
@@robertbuckey6517 NEXT!
I'm not versed in Warhammer Lore, but given the rest of the comments, I feel like the Krieg are the kinds of soldiers who would voluntarily commit suicide because they missed too many shots.
No. When they miss too many shots, theyll pull out the shovels and go in the melee.
@@Kenny212_2 Um, "Fix Shovel" would be, if possible, more likely for a Kriegs Guardsmen. ^^'
WH40k is a pretty fucked up universe to explore but the gist is;
-The Universe fucking sucks
-Krieg did bad things and now their world is dead
-They live on a toxic world and their main export is Cannon fodder
-Said Cannon Fodder (which is saying something compared to how the imperium treats the Guardsmen) is HUNGRY for death. Whether it's heretics, demons, xenos or even themselves
Just like my pal said, it's pretty fucked up. But fucked up in the good way. It's grim and dark
Long story short:
Their planet once was a nice and heavily defended world that one day tried to secede from the Imperium. A war ensued then amongst the loyalists and the heretics (Separatists). The loyalist forces were ordered to regain control at all costs and that's exactly what they did: They unleashed a nuclear apocalypse on the planet, dooming Krieg to a nuclear winter and annihilating most of the population.
Despite this, the war still continued until the loyalists won. When the Imperium authorities arrived, they declared that, for their treachery now Krieg had to a pay a tribute in the form of a heavy military contribution to earn redemption.
As a result, the Krieg soldiers developed a mentality obsessed with sacrifice that put samurai and spartans to shame. Their motto is, in a nutshell, "Kill enemies of humanity no matter the price, our lifes are expendable".
The eye of Terror opens...
Everyone: Oh shit...
Kriegsman: My shovel, give me my shovel! Chaaaaarge!!!!
I need a ship🙄🙄☺
The Kriegs marching so hard, it creates enough bass from it
Enough to make Noise Marines afraid of their doing
hear the dirge of Krieg and despair!
@@faceless2302 "This song terrifies Slaanesh!"
Slaanesh whimpers through us!
I heard the Titanicus and Death Korps had a heavy metal DEATH MARCH STEP competition 😂 THE KREIGSMAN WON.
@@piratekingthaszar7912 THE DUBSTEP OF WAR😎
"We needed a Battalion! WHY DID YOU SEND US AN ENTIRE ARMY!?"
"Because we are The Death Korps."
"yeah hey could you send us a few companies of kriegsmen? we need to clear out the leftovers from the last WAAAGH"
"im sorry all i heard was : cover every square inch of my planet with kriegsman boots"
@@gewuerzwanze5627 dont you mean with Krieg regiment ?
Army?, this is just 1st platoon sir. The rest of the 20 regiments are still waiting for deployment.
@@greyknightjusticar8412 Platoon ? We are just a small group that somehow lost the main army. We do not represent more than 0,00000000000001% of the main army, with an approximation of three zero.
"no no, this is smallest regiment we have"
"COMMISAR! I MUST CHARGE FOR THE EMPEROR!" -Death Korps of Krieg Soldier
"WHAT?! NO!" -Commissar
"DO YOU WANT ME TO EXECUTE YOU FOR COWARDICE?!?!?!?!" -Death Korps of Krieg soldier
In Soviet Russia Commissar shoots you for cowardice.
In Vraks YOU shoot commissar for cowardice.
krieg general "let me play for you the music of my people"
*krieg infantry comes over the horizon.*
"Neat, are those drums?"
Krieg General: No, my friend. They're boots. Trillions of them.
"I'm sorry, wha-"
They march calmly. Each step taken lightly as to not wear their boots. Yet still the earth shakes. Yet still do their steps thunder like that of titans.
"Commander, we have secured the planet."
"Outstanding, guardsman! Tell me, what did it cost us for such a victory?"
"Not enough."
"... I beg your pardon?"
"Not enough, sir."
Krieg infantry: Crests ridge line.*
Khornate Berzerker: “Idon’twanna...”
Over the ridge already? Bit late for backing out then, the artillery'll start shelling him any minute now.
Other Khornate berserker: “why not?! Wait why do I hear boss music?”
@@dusty-coolbro4880 third berserker: "that's not boss music, it's the sound of artillery..."
@@dusty-coolbro4880 and the noise marines running
"We don't have enough bolt rounds, daemons, cyclonic torpedoes, or Phosphex for this shit. I'm out."
- Perturabo
Death Korps soldiers marching to invade numerous other fandoms to bring them the glory of the Emperor
Can they invade kpop
The Emperor Protects
Wolfenstien? Hitler would join them, that i can say.
Pokemon is screwed, not even Arceus can control the first wave
DOOM is their paradise. Trenches and shovels galore!
Fortnite would have the toxic tryhard 1 shoters but they will get obliterated by sheer number and the fact that they are 99% of the talent
CS:GO is a bit hard but still. SHEER FORCE AND NUMBER.
The Flood would be the only one to win, cause it profits on numbers
You are literally my clone
@@pixynowwithevenmorebelkanb6965 Necromorths from dead space would aslo win if thier was already a army of them I doubt the marker could make the soldiers of crieg go more insane that what they already are
dead heretic speaking to dead Krieg soldier in the bowels of hell: “how many of you were there?!”
Krieg soldier: “Yes.”
Not going to lie, these guys are beyond Metal. Especially when you know the lore.
The only Imperial Guard army that would charge a Tyrnaid invasion on an open battlefield with fixed bayonets, and win......
My favorite tactic in bf1 n 40k for the kaiser
As a bug player, I would have to say that there would be no shame in such a defeat: there's no shame in losing to the best.
Just going to point out there is a novel in which Ultramarines, kriegs, Mortificators and Kryptman team up to fight the tyranids called Warriors of Ultramar
@@Plague-speaker Dead Men Walking, An under strength Krieg Regiment and PDF vs an awakening Necron Tomb World
****bayonets *affixed.
"affix bayonets" not "fix bayonets" no guardsman dare leave his equipment in any state of disrepair for any period.
Taken from somewhere else from the Imperium...
ASTARTES:
It takes years of training, meditation, conditioning, and hardship to produce a single battle brother. 10,000 of the finest warriors of mankind, capable of facing the most brutal and horrible terrors the galaxy can conjure and prevail. Our battle honors span millennia. Each Astarte is worth 1000 times his number. What ... are you looking at?
Krieg Quartermaster : **staring at his notebook** Accounting for nominal casualty rates and allowing for shortages, my home-world produces enough troops and material to destroy your chapter every 96 hours. **closes notebook** Anyway, nice armor you got there. Paint that yourself?
That's nice.
Kriegsman Soldier to Quartermaster: "Those are rookie numbers!!
Commissar: "Oh God-Emperor no"
Kriegsman Soldier: "We'll break them every 8 hours if we killed our commissars and had reinforcements every hour."
Astarte: "Why aren't you doing that?"
Quartermaster: "Because I have to cleanup after them and not enough hands to grab the equipment. Besides, these bastards would just self-detonate their lasguns to do it."
Commissar: "I hate my job"
Kriegsman Legion in unison: "We do too!"
@@EricTheRedWiseman KHORNE berserkers: hahaha your Commissars are dead how do you plead for death corpse worshipper?
Krieg: Gleefully so, heretic *DOOM MUSIC INTENSIFIES*
@@stalinsoulz7872 why do I feel like Khorne would absolutely love the Kreigers
@@wingedhussars2833 Because of there will to sacrifice. It just means he gets more skulls
Rest of Imperium: "ok, there was no word from Krieg for a long time now, I guess it's a dead world, no one could-
(20 divisions of Krieg suddenly appear and demand the harshest deployment available)
Clone army: *marches to clone army theme*
Death Korp: *laces boots, grabs lasguns* hold mah beer.
Pretty sure intoxication is against regulations
@@HiopX they are based on WWI soldiers.
They 100% or on something
“Hold my beer, I won’t need it again!”
I think a kriegsman Will be like
Why we need a marching theme play by instumetns when our march is the theme
По пивку?😂😂😂
"You save your own life, you're a coward. You save another man, you prevented his glory. You're death korps, you're here to die"-unknown commissar
- Sir, the enemy launched an attack! Their whole army is marching toward us!
- Whole army? This is only a reconnaissance squad
THE EMPEROR IS PLEASED BROTHER NATOR
I’m not even into warhammer but this video...
*FOR THE EMPEROR*
this video alone got me into Warhammer and it was about a few weeks ago
The Guard has the most interesting lore hands down in all of 40k
@@ThatRatBastard agreed
@@ThatRatBastard execute me for Herresy later but imo
The Necrons
Are more interesting followed by early humanity 25000k till 30000k
@@funtimefredboi3877 * looks at exterminatus button *
"Retreat? Hell, we just got here!" I think that quote perfectly fits the Krieg.
If yall wondering where this quote came from, its when the United States first joined WW1 and helped push the Germans out of France. The French decided to retreat and fortify Paris. Not the United States Army though, they dawned their gas masks and proceeded to shank/stab/shovel all of their enemies to death. (thinking about it, I think this is where the Krieg originated from). If you dont believe me look up the quote and you will see the aftermath.
@@omega_mlg1027 yeah the Krieg reminds me of the USMC, especially in ww1. They have the uniforms of other nations from WW1 but the way they fight and how they never retreat perfectly resembles the US Marines. The only time the US Marines retreated were when they were under the command of the Army.
A few details I'm really happy about:
1. Each Krieger is of a different height, instead of being a cloned model over and over and over again.
2. The helmets are bascinets without visors (or the brow plate is instead of it)
I noticed that the backs of their trenchcoats clip through their legs slightly when viewed from the front. That's totally not a big deal though, and I love the animation otherwise.
The soviet mindset and the german technology. May the emperor have mercy on their enemies for the Korps will not.
Most of WWI tech more-so, the coats are French, the masks are British, and the helms are German.
@@fenrir6002 Imagine the Death Korps taking part in WW1. We would be all speaking German by now.
If the emperor wished them mercy, he would not send the Death Korps...
@@TheShreddedSnorlax true. If the korps was intended to have mercy it would have been issued some.
@@fenrir6002 Every Death Korpsman is Mr. Worldwide
Kriegers are the type of soldiers that if their commissar told them "we march at dawn" then they would start marching at midnight carrying their commissars bed with them
Imperium: "The Empire is here for the Tithe we need 1/10 of your planetary forces ready for fighting." Krieg: "Why only 1/10th... all are ready, take all... or are your a heretic?"
More like they actually send the 1/10, confused as to why the Imperium asked for so little, and then the 1/10 is this entire video on loop for 12 hours
Ten percent? Here's your twenty percent...
*typing up orders for half the population*
@@archdornan4389 Ten percent ? Why do you want 20% ? Where would you need to send 50% of krieg? 100% are ready, take them. The 300% of krieg population are ready and happy to serve the Emperor.
(Endgame boss) why do I hear boss music that’s not mine?
Lol
My response when the computer demands money in exchange for continued peace on Civ 5
When Kreig deploys as riot control after a serious campaign, they call it a victory parade.
Dark Apostle: "A seismic disturbance?"
Chaos Sorcerer: "No, my Lord ... Krieg Battle Formations."
Those fuckers better be ready
@@LTDroz
*Millions of Cultist hassaly dig Mass fortifications trenches and Artillary cannons*
*5 hours later the Krieg 125th 126th 127th 128th Regiments arrive*
Huh, guess they weren’t
@@LTDroz
Cultist: Is it to late to surrender
10000 years too late
astra militarum: we need 3 regiments for a siege.
Krieg: here's 15
"wait what?" "you've convinced me, 20."
"Ok you know what if you insist here's 30"
100 OR else: they keep on showing away to combat
When someone insults you in Stellaris.
"Hippitty hoppitty, your land is now the emperor's property."
@@marcusmyburgh3766Well with the new Necroids DLC there will be dead to raise
Well if only I had it on Pc and knew how to play it to begin with
"Haha Ur species R smelly"
"Ok, that's enough Casus Belli! Lower your shields and prepare to die!!"
@@marcusmyburgh3766 hippitty hoppitty, no more city.
Fell asleep to this woke up on vraks
I enjoyed vraks it was great to charge with my former colonel to rip some skeletons apart
@@commissarrichardson2715 yea it was interesting all those other inquisitors there
Inquisitor Thomas Definitely not a skaven did you find any warpstone while you where there ?
@@sanguiniusonvacation1803 no why would a lord primarcs want one
Now wale up and fight heretics
The Death Korps of Krieg make the Nazis from the Wolfenstein games seem like a bunch of children playing Battlefield when comparing their battle tactics, scariness and over all badassery
"In life, war. In death, peace. In life, shame. In death, atonement."
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Krieg after brutally slaughtering their commissar for taking their shovels away:
The comissar takes their shovels away and then they just start marching. Then once they trampled him to death they each pick up their shovels and keep going
Actually no, I got them to do this in exchange to allow them a shovel charge
Commissar: time to go back to the trenches!
Krieg: *happy gas mask noises*
No stomping needed. Their numbers are enough to shake the earth.
Are those earth shakers sir. No. reinforcements
Those are the earthshakers sending a preliminary bombardment soldier!
They send out 50 million troops a year. Thats enough while marching to legit cause an earth quake
Imagine the mindset your only goal in life is to die for someone you will never meet and it brings you nothing but peace and content to achieve that goal no matter the pain or sacrifice. I'm jealous. At the end of the day how many of us would rather go out like that then falling apart from old age in a hospice.
Welcome to Islam.
@@Ackalan The Death Korp boys get more respect just because they are willing to do this without being promised 100 virgins when they die.
It is better to die for the Emperor than to live for yourself
@@beskararmor7966 Yes, but the way of life you described is how Islam functions. Don't be jealous, instead go out as a candidate for the Einhärjar.
Me
Gentlemen...
Teach them how merciful hell is compared to us...
Here's some useless inspiration:
At my job, me and fellow operators are required to drive a vehicle around the premises of where we work to complete our hourly routes in a timely manner. One day, I felt like changing it up. Taking with me my Bluetooth Speaker, I hooked this marching rhythm up to it and went about doing my hourly routes without the use of a vehicle. To my surprise I was able to complete every route on time like I normally would when driving a vehicle. Goes to show that so long as you got a good rhythm to march to, you can do things just as fast and efficiently.
That's actually why armies use drums and marches: Loading a musket is a rather complex process. You need to do a lot of things not only in a specific order, but at a reasonable speed, AND more often than not, under some heavy pressure.
That's why soldiers used to be trained to follow a rhythm and do things in unison. It was far less likely that they would commit a mistake and it raised their effectiveness in high pressure situations.
There's a book called "Meaning in technology" by Arnold Pacey. It has a full chapter on rhythm, music and its relation with technology, like industrial machines making rhythmic noises, people's affection for the sound of Harley Davidsons, soldiers marching... it's a very interesting read I totally recommend.
Ever read the story of the tortoise and the hare? When you get a fast start on things, it's easy to slack off, whereas a steady pace can easily lead to the systematic thinking that lets you get things done
That's Truth! ❤
Does anyone else want to start a militia and march down the street like this?
Just me?
Ok.
Can I join!!??!!
I think I still have my commissar uniform
@@Imaguyindisguise321 ABSOLUTELY!
@@inquisitorthomasdefinitely536 I welcome the commissariat
@@ender_slayer3 IF YOU DONT SEVER IN THE FRONT LINE THEN YOU SHALL SERVE IN FRINT IF A FIRING SQUAD
Heretics and Chaos Marines: Prepare to die! Servants of the Emperor!
Death Korps: We are, how about you?
I imagine this is how it actually looks; an inexorable tide of lasguns, gas masks and aquilas marching fearlessly to whatever hellhole their leaders require them to die fighting for!
except imperial commissars have to actually order them to live basically because these soldiers are so suicidal. So it is more like marching fearlessly to whatever hellhole they decided to die in.
@@a-drewg1716 They have commanders that aren't commissars, so OP is correct.
@@a-drewg1716 Commissars maintain the integrity of the chain of command and the fighting spirit, but they won't undermine competent commanders; and in this case, the commanders who send their fellow Kriegers into the meat-grinder lol.
TheCalvatron well Krieg commissars are there to make sure they don’t just charge when they don’t hold an advantage or it’s just not the right time
A group of fish is called a School
A group of squids is called a Squad
A group of birds is called a Flock
But a group of Krieg Guardsmen? is called the Black Death...
And they are coming for You.
Doesn't matter what horrors the universe unleashes upon humanity...humanity knows how to unleash it's own horror...and that horror is in the form of the *DEATH KORPS OF KRIEG*
A spiteful merit is a normal human who has lost to a nonhuman cheat: give us a reason to care about life
Distant thunder, rumbles to a rhythm. The ground shakes, with booted unity. The Death Korps of Krieg are on the move, and Death comes to those at the end of the solemn parade.
Man, Those Imperial boots sure are holding up to standard, 50 minutes of straight walking in rough wet Mud and their still good as new! Godspeed Krieg Brethren
Believe it or not, the Kriegers actually have pretty damn good equipment for an IG army.
And their uniforms are meant to be as tough and long lasting as possible due to their form of warfare and that they will scavenge the forgiven for fitted equipment.
@@Life-tastic man, calling dead krieg soldiers "the forgiven" has to be one of the most krieg things i've seen all day
@@vernstein3877
Meh, it is their mindset.
Krieg strategy in a nutshell: ”We’ve got more bodies than you have bullets and we are WAY more willing to spend them.”
Planet: *Refuse to pay tax*
Imperium:
Me: *Watches the credits of a movie for post credits scenes.*
*The Visual Effects Department of every blockbuster film in the credits:*
They say the Emperor cries a miniscule tear, when a loyal subject dies.
When the men of Krief go to war it rains.
Coronavirus: enters my body
The Flintstones gummy vitamins I ate in 2006:
@Evilmike42 - Yeah and the Heretics are all the same too. NOT!
@Evilmike42 Well, it appears we have found the Nurgle worshipper
😁
This blight of Nurgle shall be swiftly dispatched.
More like our immune system with defense cells like; neutrófilos
Girlfriend: I bet he's cheating on me
Boyfriend and the boys:
Someone talks mad shit
Me and the boys
Glad to see the scouting party is in good condition
Random ork “haha there’s some puny humies comin!!!”
Other ork “hahaha!!! Wat?! The ground be shakin!”
Other ork “wait....I hear boss music....”
Other ork: oh no not them!!!!!!!
@@dekuthetechpriestoflondon6791 *DEIZ DA UMIEZ WHO KRUMPD OUR STOMPA WIT SMOL DIGGAZ!*
50 full minutes and not a single one has sacrificed himself for the Emperor? These soldiers must be in physical pain over that
Great visual aid of an entire 1/12 of a total Death Korps Regiment
I'm still waiting for the 10 hour version
We can not but wait brother
same here bro
Then they literally march over the Cadian Battalion they were sent to reinforce to engage the Necrons in melee skirmishing
Until the Cadian's own imperial saint arrives.
Imperial saint Simpkin of the Cadian XXth shock regiment.
Until the Cadian's own imperial saint arrives.
Imperial saint Simpkin of the Cadian XXth shock regiment.
@@som3body990 cadia is destroyed but Krieg' not.
@@lloydbrianbonifacio8328 ever heard of new cadia?
FOR CADIA STANDS
FOR THE PLANET BROKE BEFORE THE GUARD EVER DID
@@yurifier9649 cadia is a planet with an army.. Krieg is Army with a planet.. if 13 black crusade invade krieg instead of Cadia..chaos would lose as krieg doesn't even corrupted cadians are..also krieg holds more soldiers than cadians are.
I am reminded of a phrase i heard a while back. "It is a fool who picks fights with dead men."
Random heritic: Sir, its the enemy.
Heritic leader: Space marines?
Random heritic: No........its.....its ......ITS THE KREIG.
Heritic leader: NAW SHIT.
Heretic General: Ok we have the Krieg Guard attacking from the west and Astartes from the east. I need volunteers to hold of the Space Marines
*entire heretic force steps forward
@@HiopX Heretic general: John and some men of your choice go and fight the krieg while we Evac- i mean fight the space marines
*Unsettling Gasmask Noises*
Kriegsman: "Did somebody say ... Heretic? ~"
You know the funny thing. I actually find this to be rather soothing and just had one of the most relaxing naps I have had in a very long time.
Also I feel like I need a shovel for some reason.
One always needs a shovel
@@X3105i my teacher seems to disagree with that statement. My sentiment was not appreciated. Got suspended long enough to shovel my way out. Praise shovel!
It's that lovely beat. You can feel it hammer in your soul.
@@jarrodsteers8991 correction: you can feel it shovel in your soul
My brother, or sister, you do not need a shovel.
You need a power-chainshovel. It is capable of diging, slashing, stabbing, bludgeoning and much more ! Available at your nearest forge world.
Found this while drunk, and can say that it definitely brings you back down from that. It's quite soothing to listen to.
We fight for him we die for him but most of all we safeguard mankind
Death is the most soothing experience of all.
The Death Korps of Krieg in a nutshell: Will ask to be sent into a hell zone with nothing but a shovel
And still kill a lot
Even the regular comissars avoid these fuckers like the plague..
A little bit TOO much eager sacrifice , even for a commisar.
@@eurocrusader1724 kreiger 1: BAYONETS READY
Commissar: No. This is the 8th time TODAY, we need reinforcements
Kriegers: *Already charging*
Commissar: Why, just why
Temp Singer switch bayonets with shovels and we have a proper Krieg s men
@@tempsinger7418 how that commissar hasnt already been shot or stabbed by one of them baffles me with thoughts like those