The Jaguar XE SV Project 8 Is a $200,000 Super Sedan

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  • @Drummer52895
    @Drummer52895 5 років тому +2164

    I love how Doug frantically searches for Police when he floors it 😂

    • @Irqyy
      @Irqyy 5 років тому +28

      DNNY O everytime 😂😂

    • @awesomecvl
      @awesomecvl 5 років тому +43

      When you're just sending in a car like that, you kinda just have to accept if you see a cop you're getting a ticket. I mean you could go to jail if its double the speed limit but or more that 40 over depending on the state but most cops would just write you for a ticket at 100 if youtube is anything to go by.

    • @pex_the_unalivedrunk6785
      @pex_the_unalivedrunk6785 5 років тому +65

      Doug's the type of guy to set a dumpster fire on the other side of town to distract the police while he does a car review...
      Actually...that's probably more of a Tyler Hoovie stratagem.
      And instead of a dumpster, he sets fire to Ferraris.

    • @Wickedclownx33
      @Wickedclownx33 5 років тому +2

      Lmfaooooo I noticed that too

    • @egomania3878
      @egomania3878 5 років тому +2

      Stoners Opinion ...

  • @Clature.
    @Clature. 5 років тому +3783

    Dougs wife: how do I look?
    Doug: *styling is just okay nothing beautiful It gets a 5 out of 10*

    • @SadabMushfiq
      @SadabMushfiq 5 років тому +44

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @NandR
      @NandR 5 років тому +271

      Later on:
      The couch is comfortable, the material is not bad, but it's not a Serta mattress either. It gets a 6 out of 10.

    • @charlieanddadreviewsandcha2243
      @charlieanddadreviewsandcha2243 5 років тому +18

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😁🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @downjones4701
      @downjones4701 5 років тому +22

      give MORE CREDIT to this comment

    • @deet4895
      @deet4895 5 років тому +17

      I just died. lmao

  • @fitnesswithsteve
    @fitnesswithsteve 5 років тому +2121

    The “vinyl delete package” is actually a guy at the dealership with a hair dryer.

  • @hds8182
    @hds8182 5 років тому +1014

    When 600hp does not sound impressive anymore
    What a time to be alive.

    • @beefbroth6539
      @beefbroth6539 5 років тому +157

      LOL, same. I was like "only 600hp?". Then reality hits me when I realised that my daily is only 120hp.

    • @tszvj
      @tszvj 5 років тому +54

      That's what I thought too until he said it beats a huracan

    • @maxpoweroverdrive
      @maxpoweroverdrive 5 років тому +13

      @@beefbroth6539 and my car has less than 100hp, has four doors and among the heaviest sedan in my country (simply because of build material)

    • @colinbrown9017
      @colinbrown9017 5 років тому +10

      Demon
      *Laughs in American*

    • @imnotusingmyrealname4566
      @imnotusingmyrealname4566 5 років тому +2

      @@beefbroth6539 That's at least over 50% more power than my daily.

  • @KodFxTMMotion
    @KodFxTMMotion 5 років тому +957

    Doug: "I borrowed this from Jaguar San Diego"
    CNC Motors: "Today is a good day"

    • @Yartin
      @Yartin 5 років тому +36

      CNC Motors: "Doug, please come review this car so it'll get more attention for when we post it on Bring a Trailer"

    • @alfonsodriver1324
      @alfonsodriver1324 5 років тому +3

      Harry - from Harry's Garage, drives around in one of these. Nice. More exclusive than a 911 GT2 or GT3...!

  • @kevinwiltshire2217
    @kevinwiltshire2217 5 років тому +420

    When jag makes a better wide body than any aftermarket company

    • @Labergemusic
      @Labergemusic 5 років тому +6

      Agreed, this is perfectly flamboyant

    • @dankmemer2774
      @dankmemer2774 5 років тому +6

      Agreed. I like how the rear of all 4 of the fender flares are circumcised as suppose to having through fenders. Looks nicer.

    • @kennethsev7243
      @kennethsev7243 5 років тому +2

      Dank Memer Agreed

    • @Justsomegamergamingandstuff
      @Justsomegamergamingandstuff 5 років тому +3

      Yes, but have you seen the Challenger wide bodies?

    • @BaldMancTwat
      @BaldMancTwat 5 років тому +3

      I'm a die hard jag fan.

  • @warkus123
    @warkus123 5 років тому +885

    Track pack deletes rear seats....
    "You looking for a sporty 2 door 4 seater?"
    "Nahh mate I want me that 4 door 2 seater!"

    • @rallyecars7449
      @rallyecars7449 5 років тому +4

      lol

    • @fredwilliams7893
      @fredwilliams7893 5 років тому +14

      Jaguar helping keep sport sedands alive! 👍

    • @leuvenlife
      @leuvenlife 5 років тому +17

      ok you lose the seats, but you gain a cage.

    • @legohead6
      @legohead6 5 років тому +16

      with 4 door coupes on the market i guess its only fitting.

    • @Mdgld
      @Mdgld 5 років тому +2

      DTM my friend

  • @robertlee9395
    @robertlee9395 5 років тому +416

    Fastest sedan on the Nurburgring.
    Doug, handling, 7 out of ten.
    Me, WTF?

    • @betogameplaysgb937
      @betogameplaysgb937 5 років тому +6

      yup

    • @ryanfried8393
      @ryanfried8393 4 роки тому +23

      Well i think doug is famous for quirks and features which is fun to see what all the buttons do.. then its cool to check out harry who owns one and actually drives it.. i bet Doug doesnt drive it super hard out of respect for the owner

    • @mark4tesla
      @mark4tesla 4 роки тому +11

      7 compared to Lamborghini, Ferrari, etc.
      Best handling score for a sedan.

    • @MrTWICETHEPRESHA
      @MrTWICETHEPRESHA 4 роки тому +60

      Mark Knight but this thing laps the Nurburgring faster than a Huracan. How does it then have worse handling than one? It seemed he was reluctant to give it the credit it deserves. The whole point of this car was that it was a sedan that is in the same league as super cars. It’s not it’s straight line speed that set that record so it must have been the handling. I like Doug but he didn’t make a lot of sense with this one.

    • @GintaPPE1000
      @GintaPPE1000 4 роки тому +3

      @@MrTWICETHEPRESHA Because the XE has much better grip than the Huracan, having nearly the same-sized tires but being smaller. Grip =/= handling.

  • @jbizzle8491
    @jbizzle8491 5 років тому +240

    Doug's Video Format:
    -Explain vehicle relevance
    -Show quirks that fill next 20+ minutes
    -Break speed limits, tell the owner it's amazing
    -Make people question the DougScore

    • @BobThe9534
      @BobThe9534 5 років тому +3

      True

    • @ufokkenwotm8
      @ufokkenwotm8 5 років тому +15

      Especially with the DougScore Cool Factor thing, he says that most people won't know what it is, which imo makes it cool in the first place since it's not any old regular sports sedan from Merc, BMW, Audi or even Jag for that matter and mostly only noticeable to petrol-heads.

    • @americanAlienBoy
      @americanAlienBoy 5 років тому +7

      You forgot "reveal how little he knows about aerodynamics and engineering." Hint: those side skirts aren't there just to tie the wheelwells in to the rest of the car. Hint 2: That thing in the front isn't called a lip spoiler, it's called a splitter, and its presence relates to the side skirts and rear diffuser.

    • @theoriginalshew
      @theoriginalshew 5 років тому +1

      I don't even watch that part. A Fiat 500 that gets to 60 in 6 seconds gets like a 1 or of 10 or whatever. The scores ignore context

    • @boltmix7294
      @boltmix7294 5 років тому +1

      @@theoriginalshew Which is a good thing, Doug's scoring is the only scoring which prevents cars from getting 10/10 because there is nothing like a perfect car.
      Context doesn't matter in an unbiased universal scoring system

  • @dreadlock17
    @dreadlock17 5 років тому +782

    Doug the type of guy to give his children a dougscore

    • @3AboodLajam
      @3AboodLajam 5 років тому +10

      DHtechHD underrated 😂😂

    • @ultraguy8771
      @ultraguy8771 5 років тому +19

      And show every one of their "quirks and features".

    • @RetroKingOG
      @RetroKingOG 5 років тому +6

      @@ultraguy8771 thats messed up 😂

    • @Saj123
      @Saj123 5 років тому +1

      son u get 4/10
      daughter u got 9/10
      newborn son u get 10/10

    • @_meangreenjersey973
      @_meangreenjersey973 5 років тому

      Lmao now that’s original

  • @agusrivero8798
    @agusrivero8798 5 років тому +488

    Everybody: a wing
    Doug: absolutly masive wing

    • @logandeal
      @logandeal 5 років тому +6

      Ricer alert

    • @agusrivero8798
      @agusrivero8798 5 років тому

      @@logandeal yeah, thats why i have a BMW i8 as profile picture, riiiiicer alrt

    • @chrisvela5462
      @chrisvela5462 5 років тому

      This is a local Blue Jay, and if you come to this side you can see the absolutely massive wing

    • @JasonZakrajsek
      @JasonZakrajsek 4 роки тому

      @Christian Hilton Ball They don’t need periods with abbreviations. BMW, IBM, NFL, MLB, NBA, NHL... none of those have periods.

  • @bluefolloweroutdooractivit3467
    @bluefolloweroutdooractivit3467 5 років тому +684

    Me on an essay trying to add more words: “Jaguar San Diego... the Jaguar dealer of San Diego” 1:08

    • @LeglessWonder
      @LeglessWonder 5 років тому +53

      Where you can buy a Jaguar if you live near San Diego

    • @voicetube
      @voicetube 5 років тому +26

      "… Where you can also buy a Land Rover if you want to, because they also sell them there…"

    • @choozu
      @choozu 5 років тому +16

      “That’d be the Jaguar Motor Company from England, UK and not a dealership of actual majestic black jungle cats... Moving on...”
      15,000 words just don’t write them self y’know 😂

    • @redman8119
      @redman8119 4 роки тому +2

      That'sthe reason i stopped watching doug. He tries to get watchtime. And he speaks like we are 6 year olds. Doug is for 6 yearolds basicly

    • @9.5.9.5
      @9.5.9.5 4 роки тому +8

      @@redman8119 So you are just here to read comments and complain?

  • @bj6437
    @bj6437 5 років тому +639

    Doug’s the type of guy to break into a car to steal the owners manual.

    • @Theguynextdoor6
      @Theguynextdoor6 5 років тому +4

      Mobile Gamer 07 💀

    • @Dezbo
      @Dezbo 5 років тому +35

      You, the type of person to copy this comment for the 1,000th time

    • @Notorious40z
      @Notorious40z 5 років тому +7

      d4 yea honestly this guys fishing for likes at this point this ones been used so many times

    • @_baller
      @_baller 5 років тому +2

      And then be caught snoring in the passenger seat with book on his lap.. saying this.... this... this... in his sleep

    • @ethant.presland7438
      @ethant.presland7438 5 років тому

      "Sorry, I lost mine. Just need to photocopy it. I'LL RETURN IT TO YOU SOON!"
      *Gone*

  • @C63Ahmed
    @C63Ahmed 5 років тому +130

    Doug “I’m gonna gas it here” Demuro

  • @LBCGMC562
    @LBCGMC562 5 років тому +282

    Doug the type of guy to say “goodnight” when he puts his computer in sleep mode

  • @koketsobaholo7
    @koketsobaholo7 5 років тому +360

    If you turn on captions, UA-cam labels the exhausts note as " [music]". 😂😂

    • @vladvulcan
      @vladvulcan 5 років тому +41

      because it is true

    • @shy6693
      @shy6693 4 роки тому +6

      💥💥🔥🔥🎵🎵🎵👂👂👂💥💥🔥🔥🔥

    • @sayedrashid867
      @sayedrashid867 3 роки тому +2

      That's a weird quirk

    • @che860
      @che860 3 роки тому +1

      @@sayedrashid867 because the sound of the car is music

    • @mhdf._7344
      @mhdf._7344 3 роки тому +2

      Well it is for us

  • @AdamG1983
    @AdamG1983 5 років тому +153

    "What model of Jaguar do you want?"
    "The $200K Evo"

    • @dennisdegroot7490
      @dennisdegroot7490 5 років тому

      No, I'm going for the E-Type. Just beautiful. This would be the reserve car when the E-Type breaks down 😅

  • @Alex-ub7tk
    @Alex-ub7tk 5 років тому +1398

    The decals and spoiler look like something a 16 year old would add on GTAV.

    • @rayhinojosa69
      @rayhinojosa69 5 років тому +157

      Alex funny enough this fucking car is in GTAV lol

    • @riorompero1314
      @riorompero1314 5 років тому +7

      Yeah I would clean it up if I had one

    • @danpatrick5944
      @danpatrick5944 5 років тому +1

      Alex ....mr. handsome

    • @arturo_renteria
      @arturo_renteria 5 років тому +7

      @J. Carson It is not a car that civilians drive, it's a new one that costs around 1.3 mil

    • @navrhy3075
      @navrhy3075 5 років тому +41

      Ocelot Jugular yo

  • @AQ-jg5qn
    @AQ-jg5qn 5 років тому +353

    "Tremendously supportive and they are meant to hug you", wish that I could say the same about my wife

  • @danny9154
    @danny9154 5 років тому +762

    Whenever he gasps when accelerating Doug looks like he's nutting his pants.

  • @krishisham292
    @krishisham292 5 років тому +181

    This guy can literally go to space with the same outfit

  • @GY9944
    @GY9944 5 років тому +189

    Doug the type of guy to patiently put up with endless “Doug the type of guy” jokes

    • @RetroKingOG
      @RetroKingOG 5 років тому +4

      And even mock himself with "Doug the type of guy jokes" in his own videos occasionally

    • @AdamG1983
      @AdamG1983 5 років тому +2

      I bet he d/l likes them. Everyone wants to be a meme

    • @mr.takethingstooseriously
      @mr.takethingstooseriously 5 років тому

      Booooo

    • @GY9944
      @GY9944 5 років тому

      Mr. Take Things Too Seriously I guess... you took my comment too seriously

    • @GY9944
      @GY9944 5 років тому

      AdamG1983 ha, well I know I’d like to, depending on what sorta meme

  • @rudolfvanderven
    @rudolfvanderven 5 років тому +285

    Doug: "Jaguar isn't known for making the most exciting cars"
    F-TYPE SVR: "Come again?"

    • @lolpartyparrot
      @lolpartyparrot 5 років тому +17

      E-Type: Am I a joke to you, sire?

    • @willrussell2134
      @willrussell2134 5 років тому +17

      @Gurpreet Singh are you just looking at 10 year old ones or something?

    • @zafkhan4796
      @zafkhan4796 5 років тому +10

      F type produced the greatest sounding v6 engine to date . They've come a long way .

    • @lillexus5589
      @lillexus5589 5 років тому +1

      @A real bisexual petrol-head its true tho, mate has a UK car repair shop and he told in a joking matter that he wouldn't even accept one if they granted him one for free. Dude rolls around in a Lexus so there ain't comparing the 2 in terms of quality but kinda says a lot when somebody working on those machines daily tells something like that.

    • @rudolfvanderven
      @rudolfvanderven 5 років тому +2

      @@zafkhan4796 Fully agree. I secretly prefer the V6 sound over the SVR/R V8 actually.

  • @justiceodueze2897
    @justiceodueze2897 4 роки тому +24

    The rear end of this car is the best angle. Looks so damn good with flared fenders, quad exhaust, and bigger tires

  • @berkalper4742
    @berkalper4742 5 років тому +88

    That is one of the most visceral, snarliest exhausts I've ever heard

    • @fauzanriez9472
      @fauzanriez9472 5 років тому +2

      First appeared on the F type 6 years ago. And you can choose whether you want on or off

    • @TheHelghast1138
      @TheHelghast1138 5 років тому +2

      Indeed!!! I fucking love that sound!!!

  • @pokecraftnationPCN
    @pokecraftnationPCN 5 років тому +163

    "This car's exhast is ment to turn heads" *Revs the engine, and my cat looks up from a nap*

  • @miketeeveedub5779
    @miketeeveedub5779 5 років тому +123

    Porsche: You want options? It's going to cost you.
    Jaguar: Hold my paddle shifters...

    • @ultraguy8771
      @ultraguy8771 5 років тому +11

      McLaren: Hold my McLaren Special Operations Push-to-drink system.

    • @iandante4694
      @iandante4694 5 років тому +3

      Ferrari: hold my engine that’s on fire

    • @sincity2562
      @sincity2562 5 років тому

      Bugatti: Hold my mansory package

    • @aryze1137
      @aryze1137 5 років тому +1

      Range rover: Hold my useless options

    • @pantherdxn4835
      @pantherdxn4835 5 років тому +1

      Mercedes: hold my brabus

  • @Epiccowface
    @Epiccowface Місяць тому +5

    Coming back after the rebrand to hear that exhaust. RIP Jaguar… 8:02

  • @thereagan2001
    @thereagan2001 5 років тому +142

    21:37 when she shows you her quirks and features.

  • @sharkuel
    @sharkuel 5 років тому +43

    Mistubishi: Hey, let us make an E-Crossover and use the Lancer name.
    Ford: *Taking notes, nods head, and says out loud" "MUSTANG
    Jaguar: Watch this.

  • @cr3gaming423
    @cr3gaming423 5 років тому +79

    The face he made when he “gassed” it 😂🙌🏾

    • @poizonfreak9967
      @poizonfreak9967 5 років тому +1

      CR3 Gaming made me throw up in my mouth. 🤢

  • @Radi0he4d1
    @Radi0he4d1 5 років тому +257

    "It's still a Jaaaaag" - Jeremy Clarkson

    • @jennifernowak3027
      @jennifernowak3027 4 роки тому +13

      It has room in the boot for things that you would borrow but nobody minds because you have a jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag

    • @alexandrualex1085
      @alexandrualex1085 3 роки тому

      Dacia sandero

    • @sneezindoggo6528
      @sneezindoggo6528 3 роки тому +2

      I’m terribly sorry I ran over your dog last night… *In my Jaaaaag!* - Richard Hammond

    • @brianmorecombe2726
      @brianmorecombe2726 3 роки тому

      No he was making fun of someone who boasts about having a better car.

  • @Espo78
    @Espo78 5 років тому +601

    Doug: “comfort is worse than average” proceeds to give it a 6 out of 10

    • @ultraguy8771
      @ultraguy8771 5 років тому +48

      Average for the segment.

    • @ultimaetsolder
      @ultimaetsolder 5 років тому +19

      Maybe the average score is 7.

    • @bradford_shaun_murray
      @bradford_shaun_murray 5 років тому

      @@ultimaetsolder yeah, reading between the lines seems 7 or above must be avg for cars in general (for him), if 6 is below avg here.

    • @jedr.3494
      @jedr.3494 5 років тому +4

      @@bradford_shaun_murray doesnt make sense to me to do that. That would give him a much larger range to differentiate between below avg scores and since 7, 8, and 9 would be the only above avg scores you could choose from it wouldn't separate nicer cars with enough accuracy. Having 5 as an even middle ground is better for more predictable grading.

    • @bradford_shaun_murray
      @bradford_shaun_murray 5 років тому +2

      @@jedr.3494 I know, it skews against below avg comfort cars as if they need more detailed scores to differ though based on his words worse than avg is a 6. I guess his avg standard of comfort is an above avg car lol

  • @willdavis7846
    @willdavis7846 5 років тому +38

    anyone else smile when doug smiles as he floors the car. Love that childish look of awe

  • @nanjero8567
    @nanjero8567 5 років тому +537

    Doug the type of guy to pull his pants down to the ankles at the urinal.

    • @Steve-qx2kw
      @Steve-qx2kw 5 років тому +2

      I really hate that.

    • @mrcuboid
      @mrcuboid 5 років тому +6

      Jackson Nanjero exposing his old man booty

    • @Mistersamweller
      @Mistersamweller 5 років тому +5

      Pepe did nothing wrong.

    • @ForeverNoName
      @ForeverNoName 5 років тому +6

      I remember in like 2nd grade I walked into the bathroom to an ass staring at me because another kid was doing exactly that😂😂 this comment brought me flashbacks lmaoo

    • @_baller
      @_baller 5 років тому

      And stand next to whoever is in there

  • @xCkillaxC
    @xCkillaxC 5 років тому +323

    Doug’s voice cracks more than a 12 year old yelling at fortnite

  • @maddee2548
    @maddee2548 5 років тому +81

    Better still there's a Touring pack available which deletes the rear wing, couple that to a decal delete pack and you have yourself one hell of a sleeper!

    • @fabricebaro
      @fabricebaro 5 років тому +13

      I was thinking the same thing. Probably the "sleepiest" car money can buy.

    • @Grover91
      @Grover91 5 років тому +14

      Sleeper? No one would be sleeping within 20 miles of that thing. 😂

    • @EsoTownBizz6500
      @EsoTownBizz6500 5 років тому +3

      The sleeper of all sleepers

  • @evanrosenberry8779
    @evanrosenberry8779 5 років тому +254

    Dang, I’ve never been THIS early. They haven’t even started roasting yet!

  • @JAAKKOCOOL
    @JAAKKOCOOL 5 років тому +116

    Doug the type of guy to say ”im gonna gas it here” before sex

    • @RetroKingOG
      @RetroKingOG 5 років тому +2

      Then farts before they begin?

  • @mdbarkatullah7636
    @mdbarkatullah7636 5 років тому +137

    Now this is what I call a European muscle car.

    • @williamhadley549
      @williamhadley549 4 роки тому +14

      This Jag is far nicer than any Mustang or Corvette. If this car wasn't a limited run of vehicles and half the price I'd buy one over any muscle car in a heart beat! 😍

    • @blackbirdgaming8147
      @blackbirdgaming8147 4 роки тому +2

      It’s not a muscle car. Muscle cars have too much horsepower for their own good and don’t handle very well. They’re also not well-suited to any track that isn’t a drag strip. Additionally, muscle cars are meant to be reasonably affordable. Their name suggests brute force rather than elegance.
      In short, this car is too good to be a muscle car.

    • @Onedollarbeer
      @Onedollarbeer 4 роки тому

      Md Barkat Ullah 200k “muscle” car

    • @blackbirdgaming8147
      @blackbirdgaming8147 4 роки тому

      @@notlNSIGHT I kinda disagree, but I definitely see what you’re getting at. Personally, until the “Mustangs are popular with crowds” becomes less of a meme, they’re muscle cars to me. Sure, it’s a pony car and not a muscle car strictly speaking, but pony draws very heavily on muscle roots.
      I’ve heard things about the suspension being better and thus the handling. Add in the flat-plane crank Voodoo and I can absolutely see how it would be sporty rather than muscle.
      IMO the company that does muscle best right now is Dodge. They’re the real muscle car company. They’re the kind of company that answers the question “Why is there a 710 hp SUV?” with “Why the fuck not?”.

    • @hectoralvarado7010
      @hectoralvarado7010 4 роки тому +1

      Alfa Romeo Giulia is more of a muscle car than this.

  • @FuelEconomyTest
    @FuelEconomyTest 5 років тому +165

    *Jaguar Sales Department:* "Oh no! The $40,000 XE cars are selling poorly!"
    *Jaguar Product Team:* "Let's add a few upgrades and sell them for $200,000"

    • @thomas-be3hy
      @thomas-be3hy 5 років тому +2

      "few"

    • @ifb6368
      @ifb6368 5 років тому +14

      @Shakir M. There were 300 made, the car is clearly tailored for millionaires (hence the £200k price tag) so it's a pretty safe bet that they'll sell well.

    • @Real_MisterSir
      @Real_MisterSir 5 років тому +8

      @Shakir M. lmao this is a collectors item more than a car. You don't compare it to any form of competition, because that's senseless. It's simply a fact that nobody else offers anything comparable to this, which makes it desirable due to sheer exclusivity alone. You smokin crackkk my dude

    • @owenreid104
      @owenreid104 5 років тому +3

      Jay Leno lmfao who ? The ceos and board are millionaires but that has no bearing on ability, let’s be honest. How many millionaires have ruined companies or fucked up business ventures? What he’s saying is that jag doesn’t have the brand recognition to attract millionaires (especially those who are willing to shell out 200,000$ on a single sedan). It hasn’t for a long time. And this car doesn’t exactly traditionally cater to them with the tacky wing and big decals all over. Just imo

    • @kaekayyy2554
      @kaekayyy2554 5 років тому +2

      And when the 200k cars sell out....
      Jaguar sales dept. : *pikachu wow face*

  • @becomeraptureready
    @becomeraptureready 5 років тому +141

    LOL 10 FULL SECONDS Faster than a Huracan around the Ring and "Handling 7/10", please spare me

    • @EdwardM104
      @EdwardM104 5 років тому +16

      Somehow the M5 has the same handling score. I mean I'm sure the M5 handles well, but it's a much larger car.

    • @kentavirus2100
      @kentavirus2100 5 років тому +2

      @@EdwardM104 plus it has AWD stability

    • @ahmedp800
      @ahmedp800 5 років тому +24

      I skip the whole rating section of his videos.

    • @theliquidstate3216
      @theliquidstate3216 5 років тому +11

      Yeah, I think the performance scores seemed very low considering the known ability of the car. I drove this in Dubai....ridiculously capable, yet he never touched on the 4wd, the ceramic brakes etc etc, plus the fact it's basically glued to the road. Incredible car!

    • @C.Fel.
      @C.Fel. 5 років тому +2

      Quick track times don’t necessarily equal good handling. You can’t seriously assume that such car handles like a huracan? Do u know anything about cars?

  • @S0time
    @S0time 5 років тому +368

    Nobody:
    Me as a Jaguar owner and a Top Gear fan:
    “ITS A JAAAAAAAAG!!!!!”

    • @Tangobaldy
      @Tangobaldy 5 років тому +1

      Where a jag wah? Jag you are is the model name iknow

    • @grendelum
      @grendelum 5 років тому +2

      _”its a faaaaaake !!”_

    • @Notorious40z
      @Notorious40z 5 років тому +1

      JAAAGS

    • @MrSteveESQ
      @MrSteveESQ 5 років тому

      A Jaguar. Not Jag-waahh.

    • @yamahonkawazuki
      @yamahonkawazuki 5 років тому

      @@Tangobaldy heard this as well, but not in my area/country

  • @calebrose4607
    @calebrose4607 5 років тому +114

    jesus christ! this car is the literal definition of a wolf in sheep's clothing!! and it sounds absolutely insane!! what an incredible machine!

    • @gui18bif
      @gui18bif 4 роки тому

      @Paedmonn well, its the XE body

  • @f.mazz.459
    @f.mazz.459 5 років тому +16

    Jaguar is just killing it. Love all their latest models, sharp looking rides

  • @AdamG1983
    @AdamG1983 5 років тому +167

    "What model of Jaguar is this?"
    "No Step"

  • @rodeospoter6200
    @rodeospoter6200 5 років тому +276

    The exhaust literally sounds like a actually jaguar cat!!

    • @VCYT
      @VCYT 5 років тому +6

      Yeh, i noticed that also - thumbs up !

    • @jessm5558
      @jessm5558 5 років тому +11

      Dimotas - What’s your problem?

    • @chrisperry2922
      @chrisperry2922 5 років тому +2

      Faster than a hurican by 5sec around the neurburg ring??? For 200k, that's a bargain when you put it that way...you get back seats and it's still a unique foreign car

    • @bendover-bz4bc
      @bendover-bz4bc 5 років тому +1

      Somebody give me timestamp.

    • @LeglessWonder
      @LeglessWonder 5 років тому

      @Dimotas who hurt you?

  • @DmanLucky_98
    @DmanLucky_98 5 років тому +53

    Dodge Charger Hellcat Widebody: "Finally a worthy opponent. What a legendary battle this will be..."

    • @ravidas4852
      @ravidas4852 5 років тому +10

      Sees a turn charger breaks sweatingly while Jag leaps on

    • @mikemahoneygaming5754
      @mikemahoneygaming5754 4 роки тому +11

      The jag would eat it alive 😂😂😂

    • @sniper8579
      @sniper8579 4 роки тому

      * our battle will be ledgendary

  • @mr.lowslow7702
    @mr.lowslow7702 5 років тому +474

    Last time i was this early the wife wasn’t happy.

  • @lambodriver217
    @lambodriver217 5 років тому +36

    “With certainty the largest rear wing jaguar has ever put on any of its vehicles”- Doug
    *jaguar xkr-s gt has entered the chat*

  • @soumyadeepbhunia172
    @soumyadeepbhunia172 5 років тому +196

    This is my dream car. A sedan that is faster than literally every sports car.

    • @SIKKOBLACKMAGIC
      @SIKKOBLACKMAGIC 5 років тому +18

      Try the AMG E63s

    • @dannythetroll7614
      @dannythetroll7614 5 років тому +15

      ASAP Killerr this is faster

    • @andrewnorris5415
      @andrewnorris5415 5 років тому +8

      You can get it without the rear spoiler too - or remove it - proper stealth car. Also, the version with no seats has a neatly integrated racing spec roll cage. Great safety feature.

    • @retardedpepega8831
      @retardedpepega8831 5 років тому +1

      It's not the most powerful Jaguar though. Douggy missinformed us about that

    • @angrysocialjusticewarrior
      @angrysocialjusticewarrior 5 років тому +1

      It's really fast but the Celica is not too far behind though.

  • @Virtuoso23
    @Virtuoso23 5 років тому +5

    I was in love with this car since the first minute, as I realized that it was completely out of mind.
    Then, when I saw the pulsating engine start button, it became a TOTAL, COMPLETE, NOT REVERSIBLE infatuation.
    Jaguar took example from BMW M Power, Mercedes AMG, and Audi RS, and landed FAR beyond.
    And needless to say, the Meridian sound system is a WONDER. Even if in this car, probably the best soundtrack is the engine roaring.

  • @danup3945
    @danup3945 5 років тому +207

    He seriously looked like like he got a Heart Attack when he accelerated that damn thing

    • @danup3945
      @danup3945 5 років тому +4

      Doug "Shocked AF" Demuro

    • @Steyr001
      @Steyr001 5 років тому +7

      Yep his fake reactions are getting faker and faker.

    • @BobThe9534
      @BobThe9534 5 років тому +1

      Language

    • @LordPrometheous
      @LordPrometheous 5 років тому

      Almost died with a smile on his face.

    • @Steyr001
      @Steyr001 5 років тому +2

      @@BobThe9534 ok boomer

  • @SadParting97
    @SadParting97 5 років тому +127

    Doug should get that vinyl tattooed across his left eye like mike tyson

    • @erichartman3760
      @erichartman3760 5 років тому +9

      Also a tattoo of Mike Tyson on his penis

    • @Mike-yv3zc
      @Mike-yv3zc 5 років тому +1

      Who's Mike Tyson

    • @pchurch4973
      @pchurch4973 5 років тому +3

      No Nonsense Famous Boxer who had a tattoo across his eye

    • @Mike-yv3zc
      @Mike-yv3zc 5 років тому +1

      Parker Churchill IRON MIKE 🤣🤣🤣🤣 thanks I was jk

    • @pex_the_unalivedrunk6785
      @pex_the_unalivedrunk6785 5 років тому

      LMFAO! I'm dying! 😂😂😂

  • @fitnesswithsteve
    @fitnesswithsteve 5 років тому +36

    I wonder if some people think it is an aftermarket body kit made by _”No Step.”_

  • @jank1992
    @jank1992 5 років тому +15

    I love how he's always so enthusiastic about a car and then gives such a low score.

  • @watchesandcaps2566
    @watchesandcaps2566 5 років тому +9

    That exhaust note is absolutely incredible. One of the craziest I've ever heard and I've heard a lot of them.

  • @treyhumphrey2189
    @treyhumphrey2189 5 років тому +77

    Doug is the type of guy to say sorry to his poop before he flushes

  • @dreygoss6515
    @dreygoss6515 5 років тому +58

    British Car Of that caliber deserves “British Racing Green” with those decals it would look really nice 👍🏾

    • @gillywash1487
      @gillywash1487 5 років тому +4

      Drey Goss I was thinking that, even if it was any dark colour at least the decals and wings would look a little more subtle.

    • @dreygoss6515
      @dreygoss6515 5 років тому +1

      Nick Gillibrand EXACTLY my man

    • @willrussell2134
      @willrussell2134 5 років тому +2

      I believe it was offered in British racing green. I know for certain at least that you can get the standard XE in it.

    • @mateuszportka138
      @mateuszportka138 5 років тому

      except they are indian now. Tata Motors owns JLR now

    • @AndyK.1
      @AndyK.1 5 років тому +1

      I think you can have whatever colour you like!

  • @oliverprosser9968
    @oliverprosser9968 5 років тому +26

    Hands down my favourite car EVER! It has the best sounding exhaust, best styling and speed!

  • @Tchno.
    @Tchno. 5 років тому +243

    I got to be honest, the car is pretty cool.

  • @ericpmoss
    @ericpmoss 5 років тому +169

    It would be more of a badass with a Hello Kitty logo just to throw people off.

    • @TayebMC
      @TayebMC 5 років тому +8

      That would be cool on the German Autobahn.

    • @Coarsoldier
      @Coarsoldier 5 років тому +5

      imagine a full hello kitty and sanrio vinyl wrap

  • @wobblebooify
    @wobblebooify 5 років тому +11

    I like when the video starts and Doug says “THIS”
    It hits real hard

  • @RDub4433
    @RDub4433 5 років тому +38

    All those missing features but then he hit the gas and I was like
    ...that’s fair.

  • @tmass1
    @tmass1 5 років тому +151

    Doug the type of guy to get out of the shower with a towel on his head.

    • @SM-mt8pz
      @SM-mt8pz 5 років тому +1

      lol

    • @BigSam63
      @BigSam63 5 років тому

      Lol this is a good one

    • @asit6947
      @asit6947 5 років тому +2

      Fucking t mass watches Doug

    • @omarperez7744
      @omarperez7744 5 років тому

      This made me laugh hard

    • @edwardvalivonis23
      @edwardvalivonis23 5 років тому

      And towel wrapped around his whole body

  • @paulscrevane
    @paulscrevane 5 років тому +23

    I'd have those vinyls off before I left the dealers lot

  • @jacoba8875
    @jacoba8875 5 років тому +65

    Doug: "the largest rear wing ever fitted to a jaguar"
    *Laughs in XKR-S GT*

    • @govinlock8568
      @govinlock8568 5 років тому +25

      Doug: "With 600 HP, this car is the most powerful Jaguar ever"
      *Lagughs in 640 HP XJ220S TWR*

    • @MrBloodguns
      @MrBloodguns 5 років тому +1

      Copp3r_V I hate both of you lmfaooooo

    • @DjDolHaus86
      @DjDolHaus86 5 років тому +4

      Doug: "the largest rear wing ever fitted to a jaguar"
      Laughs in XJR-15

  • @LordPrometheous
    @LordPrometheous 5 років тому +18

    That is by far the best sounding street legal exhaust Jaguar has ever had.

    • @danr154
      @danr154 5 років тому +4

      Agreed, and the SVRs already sounded awesome.

  • @richkidakaleo
    @richkidakaleo 5 років тому +84

    You NEED an outward pointing camera for the test drives.

    • @anyexpat
      @anyexpat 5 років тому +17

      Does that come with a lawyer?

    • @kingirvin7405
      @kingirvin7405 5 років тому

      Fax

    • @vladvulcan
      @vladvulcan 5 років тому +1

      the Project 8 has a GoPro)))

  • @maxdrelinger
    @maxdrelinger 5 років тому +79

    Jaguar: We ditched the LED tail lights for halogen for weight savings.
    Also Jaguar: Look at the big [heavy] glass roof we put in!

    • @wyrazowfkp
      @wyrazowfkp 5 років тому +6

      The Led tail lights go straight into the dumpster when they fail, only some are possible to repair. And changing them cost a lot.
      If your bulb goes out you just swap it for 50c and the car is fixed. Don't get the led taillights hype ... When they are not sequential or something.

    • @TheSpeedo666
      @TheSpeedo666 5 років тому +12

      @@wyrazowfkp I don't think anyone who buys this would be concerned with the cost of replacing LED tail lights.

    • @wyrazowfkp
      @wyrazowfkp 5 років тому

      @@TheSpeedo666 Yes, nobody cares when buying a car. They just know it when they have to replace the whole lamp. Mostly 2nd owner or 3rd.
      Then they will appreciatiate what factory made - or pay and suffer. Or just drive with half of the light working like in my country :D

    • @TheSpeedo666
      @TheSpeedo666 5 років тому +4

      wyrazowfkp I understand what you mean, but what I mean is that the person who buys a car that expensive won't suffer from the cost of an LED taillight.

    • @wyrazowfkp
      @wyrazowfkp 5 років тому

      @@TheSpeedo666 It depends on insurance or damage :) The halogen bulbs lights were a lot cheaper to produce and cheaper to replace. The front led + laser lights are quite expensive .... f.e i8 front lamp is 16 500 $ and used one 2000 $ up to 4500 $ half the price of the used 5yr old car :D Rear lights can be expensive too. And usually you have to replace whole unit when 1 part of the lamp goes bad, That's a waste of resources .

  • @dizzykincade7831
    @dizzykincade7831 5 років тому +49

    Doug - the only person to tell you where the Jaguar, San Diego dealership is located.

    • @bradford_shaun_murray
      @bradford_shaun_murray 5 років тому +1

      ...as well as 4:00...I would never of guessed.

    • @fiouable
      @fiouable 5 років тому

      Yes and he is also not telling that the car is all wheel drive. He doesn’t tell that the front fenders, hood and bumper are carbon fibre an unique to the project 8.

  • @colin6868
    @colin6868 5 років тому +119

    Spends a quarter of his time driving it talking about how well it handles and exactly what it’s like when handling.
    Handling: 7 out of 10
    What?

    • @miklas.k
      @miklas.k 5 років тому +6

      Maybe good for a sedan but only 7/10 in comparison to other cars but idk

    • @bumbaclat932
      @bumbaclat932 5 років тому +16

      On track you will be hard pressed to find a better handling car. This has the Nurburgring lap record for its segment

    • @betogameplaysgb937
      @betogameplaysgb937 5 років тому +2

      @@miklas.k wtf the project 8 do the 'ring lap time in 7:18
      doug:-1000 of 10

    • @lukeholland6031
      @lukeholland6031 4 роки тому +1

      Miklas Krys this seems like bullshit. havent driven the xe project 8 obviously... but i’ve driven the f90 m5 and i really cannot imagine this project 8 scoring the same in handling. the xe r sport i’ve driven handled just about as well as the m5, and this is an extra 140k

    • @supposedly6991
      @supposedly6991 4 роки тому +1

      @@lukeholland6031 Doug is full of shit sometimes... This Jag deserves atleast 9/10 in when compared to all supercars and hypercars. In it's own segment it's absolutely 10/10.

  • @fergar0206
    @fergar0206 5 років тому +66

    "Jaguar is going through a slow period"
    F-Type: am I a joke to you?

    • @andrewnorris5415
      @andrewnorris5415 5 років тому +7

      Doug also said, "Jaguar does not have many other compelling cars at the moment". He needs to check out the i-pace - car of the year.
      Longest real-world range, fast, handles better than a Tesla and quality interior.

    • @alvarovq
      @alvarovq 5 років тому +3

      Andrew Norris he already reviewed it

    • @Okieant
      @Okieant 5 років тому +3

      @@andrewnorris5415 He already reviewed it and gave it a glowing review.

  • @Anonymous-wj4iq
    @Anonymous-wj4iq 5 років тому +19

    My Brain:
    ,,mhhh only 600 hp for real?“
    Doug:
    ,, beats a Huracan...beats a Carrera GT“
    My Brain:
    ,,wtf omg this is kinda cool i fucking need that“

  • @l8Os
    @l8Os 5 років тому +40

    Doug the type of guy to still wear scooby-doo underpants

  • @dimii_music
    @dimii_music 5 років тому +78

    Nobody:
    Doug: betcha don’t have THAT in your Toyota Camry!

  • @borinvlogs
    @borinvlogs 5 років тому +82

    Engineers: How many horses do you like for your cat?
    Jaguar: Yes

    • @GuitarSamurai17
      @GuitarSamurai17 5 років тому

      I still dont get how people in dubai can put 1200 horse power into a jeep wrangler and the actual car companies come up to 600

  • @leekeybum2126
    @leekeybum2126 5 років тому +47

    *Realizes it’s Thursday*
    “Let’s see what Daddy Doug has for us today”

  • @dannyreed7600
    @dannyreed7600 5 років тому +21

    I need a compilation of Doug's face Everytime he floors it in a fast car

    • @CoolGuy-fs9np
      @CoolGuy-fs9np 5 років тому

      Danny Reed - I was imagining someone making that exact video and making the title reference his sex face or something.

    • @TheNigglette
      @TheNigglette 5 років тому +4

      Cumshot compilation

  • @jackj2851
    @jackj2851 5 років тому +77

    21:25
    One hundred and ninety grÃnd

    • @davosgtr905
      @davosgtr905 5 років тому

      Jack J putting emphasis maybe not intentionally but still

    • @axnn1
      @axnn1 4 роки тому +1

      @@davosgtr905 Eh?

    • @jackj2851
      @jackj2851 4 роки тому

      A_003 grow up u little neek

    • @christianalley7669
      @christianalley7669 4 роки тому

      I'm fuckan dying 😂😂

  • @HAXGGEZ
    @HAXGGEZ 5 років тому +36

    21:34 "I'm gonna gas it here"
    --.--
    o.o

    • @andrewnorris5415
      @andrewnorris5415 5 років тому +1

      You nailed his expression perfectly in just 3 characters!

  • @franciscoluisnoguera2490
    @franciscoluisnoguera2490 5 років тому +42

    The british "harry's garage" youtube channel has a project 8 in purple.

    • @robertblanchard6196
      @robertblanchard6196 5 років тому +2

      He was early too have it as well. He doesn't act like a tool when he nails it either.

    • @WeeVideos
      @WeeVideos 5 років тому +6

      Harry has the best garage ever. I think he even has a project 7 beside the series 1 LR

    • @raulio81
      @raulio81 5 років тому +3

      He was also the consultant in the team that created project 7 and project 8.

    • @stevo2509
      @stevo2509 5 років тому +2

      And reviews it better!!

  • @bashicpfc3932
    @bashicpfc3932 5 років тому +8

    I live in the country where this is made/founded/etc. I’m proud that Doug loves it.

  • @benjicool2808
    @benjicool2808 5 років тому +27

    just a thought for the intern who had to look up what was the heartbeat rate of a resting jaguar

    • @davosgtr905
      @davosgtr905 5 років тому

      benjicool2808 190 grand tho

    • @gui18bif
      @gui18bif 4 роки тому +3

      If I pay 200k for a car, i want my buttons to blink at the rate of a jaguar's heart, while resting

  • @Offroadcircus
    @Offroadcircus 5 років тому +47

    The decal and spoiler so out of place it looks like some daddy’s money boy racer put ebay mods on their 16th birthday present Jaguar

    • @_baller
      @_baller 5 років тому +5

      Offroad circus looks like some.... youtuber

    • @theFORZA66
      @theFORZA66 5 років тому +1

      Oh shut your pipe lame

    • @didikaiser5781
      @didikaiser5781 5 років тому +1

      Stfu boomer

    • @uriahthekey8647
      @uriahthekey8647 5 років тому

      Would still pick one of these instead of a ferrari

  • @BenCarpenterWrites
    @BenCarpenterWrites 5 років тому +99

    Fastest sedan around the Ring gets a 7 on handling? 😂

    • @fredwilliams7893
      @fredwilliams7893 5 років тому +13

      I know right? This dude is kinda lame when it comes to reviewing cars. I only watch his videos when he features a car im intrested in seeing inside and out.Dont care so much what he thinks of them😂

    • @MegaCazzam
      @MegaCazzam 5 років тому +1

      All that power can make some cars unstable for some road users where as true race car drivers are more used to it so it's understandable

    • @tcroft2165
      @tcroft2165 5 років тому +1

      pretty heavy car so I imagine its not the most nimble.

    • @dreamchaser5753
      @dreamchaser5753 5 років тому

      T Croft right. it’s kinda heavy so traction should be there.

    • @tcroft2165
      @tcroft2165 5 років тому

      @@dreamchaser5753 Traction is more about weight location (CoG) than absolute weight. The reason why a c8 hooks up better than a GT500. FE must be hurting the car but obviously not enough to prevent a good time.

  • @scottytoohotty3461
    @scottytoohotty3461 5 років тому +7

    Doug’s face when he floored it is a feeling I can only dream of experiencing behind the wheel.

  • @nick044
    @nick044 5 років тому +16

    21:34 his reaction is priceless

  • @SergeKulyk
    @SergeKulyk 5 років тому +76

    It's "pulsing" at the rate of the electrical system shorting out.

  • @Steel86Curtain
    @Steel86Curtain 5 років тому +35

    Fastest Sedan on the Nurburgring and only a 7 on Handling?

    • @robinvespignani2126
      @robinvespignani2126 5 років тому +5

      Stephen So it's some crazy phenomenal amazing incredible piece of kit, fastest sedan around Nurburgring but the score doesn't add up. In fact it's a Doug score.

    • @AndyK.1
      @AndyK.1 5 років тому +14

      Yeah I don’t understand the score. How can something so fast and practical get a low score ? I usually skip the scores at the end.

    • @zoufmalade
      @zoufmalade 5 років тому +18

      It wouldn't be a problem if THE M5 DIDN'T GET A 7 AS WELL. God damnit, a bespoke chassis with race spec suspension and perfect balance, it's a TCR car with a 600hp engine only held down by road legal tyres and it only got a 7... The same score as a '01 Diablo and lower than an M2 Competition... What a joke

    • @DHODN
      @DHODN 5 років тому +2

      That's why it's called Doug score.... it's not meant to make any sense

    • @Kamesuko
      @Kamesuko 5 років тому +4

      I just skip the scores cause I would always get mad lol

  • @detonator2112
    @detonator2112 5 років тому +31

    Fastest sedan EVER on Nurnburgring: 20 seconds faster than Porsche and Tesla on the Nurnburgring. Handling in Doug Score: 7 out of 10. Same as M5 (which would be probably beaten by 20 seconds on the track by this vehicle). Makes ZERO sense. Does he take the Doug scores out of a magician's hat or what?

    • @chrisstaub5880
      @chrisstaub5880 4 роки тому

      The DougScore ranks every car to every other car, so he isn't scoring this based just on other sedans. It is also being compared to Bugattis, Paganis, Koenigseggs, etc...

    • @agtshaw
      @agtshaw 2 роки тому

      fast lap times dont necessarily mean good handling

  • @SeandeDios
    @SeandeDios 5 років тому +24

    Watching after Doug Awards 2019

  • @whitenite007
    @whitenite007 5 років тому +4

    Doug the kind of guy to put that debris on the rear diffuser to prove his point.

  • @ThompterSHunson
    @ThompterSHunson 5 років тому +31

    It seems like the designers of this car had too much _Need For Speed_ in their lives.

    • @Marshal2909
      @Marshal2909 5 років тому +1

      Too much ?! C'mon it's great !

  • @thangs
    @thangs 4 роки тому +27

    4:14 - "Leaving absolutely no question as tuh which braAnd makes this vehicle." Puma?

    • @Strdyaftrnoon
      @Strdyaftrnoon 3 роки тому

      but this is a jaguar not a puma? also puma's logo goes the other way

  • @zacherylaning4656
    @zacherylaning4656 4 роки тому +20

    If Doug ever gets pulled over while speed testing a car, I hope he leaves it in the video. He's got to leave it in the video.

  • @AdamG1983
    @AdamG1983 5 років тому +12

    I think that CNC has a rule that Doug needs to wear a rubber while doing test drives

    • @kylekeogh2731
      @kylekeogh2731 5 років тому +4

      AdamG1983 Makes CNC joke on video not even filmed at CNC

  • @gustavofigueiredo1798
    @gustavofigueiredo1798 5 років тому +15

    "Jaguar San Diego, which is, the Jaguar dealer of San Diego".

  • @alvarodelvalle9771
    @alvarodelvalle9771 5 років тому +56

    "Its really expensive" * 10 minutes before * "Its cheaper and faster than a Lamborghini Huracán!"

    • @QuinnSlattery
      @QuinnSlattery 5 років тому +6

      Expensive and overpriced are two different things.
      A car is expensive if it's $200,000, but it can still be a good value.

    • @billybobbobson5346
      @billybobbobson5346 5 років тому +5

      It can be cheaper than a Lamborghini while still being expensive, dumbass.

    • @rallyecars7449
      @rallyecars7449 5 років тому

      So is an M5

    • @alvarodelvalle9771
      @alvarodelvalle9771 5 років тому

      Well i didn't explain myself very well, i'm just saying that its a nice quality/price car and the price isnt a bad point.

  • @ethancarter4709
    @ethancarter4709 5 років тому

    I got to work on one of these here in Michigan, they were bringing them to Woodward and I replaced a radiator in one. Craziest road test ever, loved every minute of working on it.