If Hogwarts Were an Inner-City School - Key & Peele
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- Опубліковано 8 гру 2019
- An HBO documentary dives deep into the deplorable conditions at Vincent Clortho Public School for Wizards.
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Voldemort crosses to the other side of the street when he sees Clortho students coming.
i would agree if it weren't for the fact that voldemort grew up in an orphanage in 1930s working class london. if he were american, he probably would have been a clortho student.
@@GwendolynnBY Nah, he's white.
@@MrGksarathy nah, there’s inner city white kids
they be like "wassup with u no-nose"
@@esppupsnkits4560 But they'd probably still not go to Clortho's.
“This is Jamar” *pets cat with a durag*
😂
Bruh i nearly died lol !! A cat with a durag ?!???😂😂😂😂😂
dew rag
Nah it's Keanu!
Why do comments like these get likes, this is so stupid
I work the inner city. I cannot tell you how many times I've said, "They're good kids" only to have a fight break out down the hall in the same breath.
😂😂😂😂😂
I always go they're honestly good kids they just make dumb decisions sometimes and it's my job to help them not make dumb decisions sometimes
bc they are good kids!!!!!!!! a lot of times they just have it rough outside of school
We come out of rough neighborhoods and broken homes tf you expect
@@Ihateganondorf I expect my students to act like human beings and not be destructive, aggressive towards adults and stop breaking into teachers’ cars.
"20% of Clortho's annual budget is spent on daycare for hell spawn born out of wedlock"
This skit is pure genius
I like how this implies that there is hellspawn born within wedlock and are covered for
I am sorry, can anyone please explain that part?🙏
@@finegentleman7820 Daycare for the teenage mom's demon baby is paid for by the school so the mom can still attend. So when the head of security said 1 in 5 girls get pregnant by a demon, he was serious since 1/5 of their budget goes to helping take care of the babies.
@willbrown6298 He said, "1 in 5 girls in this school is pregnant with a demon baby," which also implies that there are already young mothers who have given birth to their hellspawn demon childs. Now I just got to know who the hell this demon guy is. I have no clue what he offers these girls for probably half the female student body to be, or have been, pregnant with it's demonic child.
"But they are good kids"
“The babies are evil, but the mothers, they good kids”
Genius line
FBI has joined the chat room *
@@leofong8344 I don't think their is much the FBI can do about magic.😐
Then when he follows up with the line, “As we say at Clorthos...uh...There’s never a portal that cannot be opened with ingenuity and respect!” It’s like the epic “This guuuy” moment. The implications of what he was alluding to are so damned wrong but it still had my sides busting wide open. Couldn’t breath for a good few minutes directly after. I’m better now though lol. But he without a doubt is the ultimate villain bar none! It’s so unbelievably funny!
@Underground Frenchy man shut the fuq up. Keep that to the political and news channels. Let people laugh at a video and read.funny comments, you troll/bot.
"Here's a wand with a silencer on it, why?" - Dumbledore asked calmly.
Underrated comment
I'm such a nerd for getting the reference! :(
@@ruansoaresribeiro no you're a man of culture
@@ruansoaresribeiro well I dont
*Movie Version* : HARRY DIDYA PUT DA SILENCER ON THE WAAAND!!! WHYYYY???
“Tyrone, is that you? No that….that’s an actual rat.” 😂😂
Show's that he's actually a competent wizard if he took barely a look at the rat's face to recognize it's not one of his students^^
@@alexs5814 also a competent teacher.
@@moomoodeadcow exactly^^
@@alexs5814 You could go head canon route and say that the Principle graduated from Hogwarts and is only in the inner city because he truly wants to help Clortho.
@@earthisadonut7213 i could agree to this.
Let's be real. Clortho is safer than Hogwarts. Bigglesby would probably actually stop Death Eater Kids, find Dark Marks, and etc. Ain't no giant snakes petrifying people for a whole y ear. Ain't no dementors disrupting sports. Ain't no Dark Lord living on the back of a teacher's head for a year. Ain't no teacher impersonation for a year. Ain't no 3 headed dog behind a first year spell locked door. Probably no BS house cup crap to divide the students over nothing important. Ain't no teacher teaching potions being racist to everyone not in green.
Exactly!
Hahaha this comment is fantastic!
@hunterperreira5610 Fantastic Comments and Where to Find Them.
"Aint no dark lord living on the back of a teacher's head for a year". Lol
You really took the time to write
“Half of them on mops, two of them on swiffers” 😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
You my nigga for not saying nigga.
That had me cry-yin!! 😂😂😂😂
Funniest part lol
Daniel Prabahkar ua-cam.com/video/OUzF8hiwwKk/v-deo.html
I'm just saying... I'd watch a series about inner-city youth with magical abilities. There's an untapped goldmine of original comedy and drama there.
Misfits ?
ive made a fool of myself i mixed up d20 shows, thought fantasy high and unsleeping city were the same show
@@poisonmantis4191 Technically, Fantasy High basically has a similar concept to this, except in that, you can get a pirate calling a goblin "The Ball!"
Although we all know the best possible D20 show is Escape from the Bloodkeep because it has Leland in it.
@@darklord884 idk, where else are you gonna get chungle down bim
@@poisonmantis4191 Where else are you going to get Matt Mercer's character looking at a devilwoman with fire coming from between her legs and going "Are you fucking serious?"
Imagine how powerful the head of security and the headmaster are, though, to be in charge of a school like this and prevent it from being blown up from within on a daily basis.
Voldemort and the Death Eaters roll up and the headmaster just looks at them and thinks to himself, "Oh, look...stress relief."
Tbh I think Key and Peele are so strong that Harry Potter can't do anything to them in this skit. Like it's abysmal about the power scaling, Voldemort would be their bitch!
@@theprodigalfailure7047 As a teacher in a school similar to this, Voldemort wouldn't even go near the neighborhoods served by this school.
@@DavidGarcia-tj8ne Lets be real though, if a Dark Lord rolled up into an inner city school the faculty wouldn't have to do a damn thing. The students would handle it, then any uncles, older brothers, fathers, etc, in the gangs would go hunting.
And they ain't going to be using any stunning spells.
@@Ecthelion842If the Dark Lord rolled up on Vince Clortho school, the students would have his ride stripped for spell components in under five minutes.
@@DavidGarcia-tj8neVoldemort was a huge snob . He would consider these places so inferior to himself ( although he himself is a hellspawn , born out of wedlock, with zero money ) that he wouldn't step a foot in there . If he does though, he will either be squashed, or gain himself a few more death eaters.
I demand a show like this to be actually made, like all the Harry Potter magic and stuff but with poor wizarding kids "getting pregnant with demon baby's" and using "silencer wands"
Basically, another Merope Gaunt ..
a wand with a silencer OMFG
Why? And again I ask WHY?
@SicSemperEvelloMortemTyrannis TyrannyEnder Lol what if it was a flash suppressor
I started cracking up at that point
@SicSemperEvelloMortemTyrannis TyrannyEnder you must be fun at parties
Or you shoot them up
🤷🏾♂️
SicSemperEvelloMortemTyrannis TyrannyEnder don’t be that guy. The first suppressor was marketed and trademark as silencer. That name was used for years and either term is acceptable.
The only wizard Voldemort ever feared was Parnabus Jackson.
i dunno that Lester Bigglesby’s clearly a force to be reckoned with
That’s LORD Voldemort to you sir. Filthy mud blood.
And the only wizard Paranabus would ever fear is the IRS...
He would turn him into a spider
@@CueLash HA!
I love how Jackson still has hope in his students and actually wants to give them a good education.....and in contrast Lester has just given up all hope.
Honestly, that propably works best for the school; the truly bad kids can't fool Lester like they might Jackson, and the actual good kids in a bad situation have someone (Jackson) in their corner, supporting and encouraging them, despite others (Lester) judging them based on the actions of their peers..
Jackson is putting up a front for the cameras, nothing more. When he foregts about the tv, he's all "I'll turn you into a SPIDER!" and the smile is gone.
@@jeronimo196when I was growing up, the teachers that cared the most would still talk to you like that lol. I had a teacher that grew up across the street from me, she was my older sister's best friend. Can't tell you how many times she got in my face and whispered "lil ngga if you don't..."
My bad Ms. Boucher damn.
That's just because Parnabus is the one SELLING the pixie dust and want silencers to the students! Ref. The Substitute.
@@jeronimo196yeah lester is just being real here he wants to help the kids by getting more funding for the school showing how bad it really is. Jackson just wants to act he is running a top tier school
Voldemort would not have had a chance with these students😂😂😂😂
Who do you think stole his nose?
@@janetracer XDDDD
Dumbledore would not have a Chance in a duel against Parnabus
Hell Dumbledore would jump off the balcony by himself after seeing the conditions of wizard education in 'Murica.
@janetracer LMAO 🤣 Good one! Voldemort found out early and doesn't f**k around with Clothos, lol!
They actually took the time to come up with 35 extra wizard school names just for the leaderboard
I mean about half of them are repetitions from the previous names
And some of em came from jk Rowling herself.
the #2 school is just ‘magic place’ in japanese lmao
@@boy6821 That's actually an official Wizard school in the Potterverse.
@@Mongler37 would've never expected that
Oddly enough though, their student death rate is way below Hogwarts.
I never thought about that but you’re probably right 😂
@@Zarryon12 Adava kedavra? Pssht. Meet avtomat kalashnikova.
@@captainjirk9564 hello, comrade
*Alakablam*
YOOOO I'M THE 666TH LIKE
I never realized until now how stressful it would be to live in a world where you have no idea if any animal or insect could be a transformed wizard, I mean imagine stepping on a bug and suddenly it turns into a smeared human being, that would mess you up
Worse, imagine them never turning back and finding out that little timmy is missing.
I imagine that’s why the teachers at Howarts always seemed so chill to have students almost dying. They got used to it
How on earth was this not made into a full series. Ah man the silencer on the wand got me dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I would pay a lot of money to see this movie.
How much money?
More than the price of a ticket?
Pay with magic?
@@ServingKant42069 well, depending on how much more, you can make your own movie version and BAM you got the movie you wanted. its just a matter of how much money you are willing to spend or better yet how much money you got!!! :-P
Mahesa Anabrang facts
That fact that they put a durag on a cat makes this 100% better
im screaming!
@@ZdravoCao123 Exactly bruh
1000th like and has nothing to say
Thundercat would love it
Keanu
I know this is an old clip. But this was my first time seeing it. I'm still catching my breath and drying my tears from that Swiffer line. Damn. 🤣
"Lester!"
Never too late to enjoy great comedy : )
The first time I have ever seen this and I’m crying lol
I actually graduated from Clortho's almost a decade ago. Sad to see how downhill it's gone. I'm gonna have to rethink about going to my 10 year reunion.
"We got two lil ni**as on swiffers.." Had my rollin!
Aaron Hoyt swiffer seeker flies by
😂🤣💀
💯😂
*LESTER*
>_< YES!! Hhahaj OMG!
To be fair it's not like Hogwarts is any less dangerous.
Voldemort went to Vincent Clortho Public School though lol
I daresay Hogwarts is actually much worse in terms of security
Hogwarts is fairly ghetto
@@shadowseer07 In a way there is even police brutality in Hogwarts (Dementors being allowed to run around trying to suck students souls because the ministry thinks there is a criminal hiding somewhere).
loool. Imagine we think hogwarts with the shit, only to find out hogwarts and the schools that associate with it are actually trash, which is why so much bullshit goes on in the school. Look at the fucking list of teachers, crazy, shit, impostors, or just fraudulent. Slytherins acting hard because they're the craps at the top of the pile.
Key as the jaded high school security officer is brilliant 😂😂
The fact the cat is still wearing his doo rag... I mean Jamar. 😅😅😅
TAKE MY GODDAMN MONEY AND MAKE THIS A SERIES.
yes please!
Please
We need people signing the petition on change.org to get support behind making this a movie or series!
It’s like What We Do In The Shadows.
lol definitely needs to happen
1.) Hogwart's School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
2.) Mahoutokoro
3.) The Salem Witches' Institute, U.S.A
4.) Durmstrang Institute
5.) Beauxbatons Academy of Magic
6.) Academy of War Mages
7.) Arcane Order
8.) Blackwell's School of Spells
9.) Conservatory of Spell Binding
10.) Darklore
11.) Drakkellian Guild of Sorcery
12) Forathmire
13.) Hall of Tomes
14.) Ithellian College of Magic and Science
15.) Korumoch School of Wizarding
16.) Ornisem's Academy
17.) Sarribella's House of Sears
18.) Seminary, The
19.) Tower of Arcanology
20.) Tower of High Wizardry
21.) University of Aridorn-College of Magic
158.) Yorth East
159.) Beeble Weeble's Newt School
160.) Phineas T. Pozzlenewt High School
161.) Abracadabra School for Special Needs Wizards
162.) West Magic High School
163.) Marbury Knob
164.) Goblin Conservatory
165.) Succorius
166.) Hervetticus H. Lonnigan Magnet School
167.) Mellibount's Lair for the Gifted
168.) Snagglin Tripper's Education Center
169.) Magician's Learning Plaza
170) lasan Ruiz'e School for Wayward Rave
171.) Vincent Clortho Public School for Wizards
172.) Daggermist Potions and Spells School
173.) Moomy Plopfern's High School for Dolts
174.) McZee's Bunker
175.) Darks Arts Technical Institute
The hero we needed, but not the one we deserved..
@@Janus1000 Jumped here from 9gag by any chance?
@@rexrip1080 Nope!
I don't know about you guys, but that last school sounds kinda interesting if you ask me.
@Redhotquagmire yeah but it's not "Dark Arts" it's "Dark's Arts", like some dude named "Frederick Dark" is running that place.
Vincent Clortho HS is brilliant.
Always appreciate a solid Ghostbusters ‘84 shout out…
Babies are evil, but the mothers... They're good kids 😂😂😂 had me in stitches
That is probably my favourite and best delivered line of the sketch 😂
There should be a whole series about this
Also “ a wand with a silencer”😂
Yeah. Honestly, do wizards even need to add silencers on their wands? Nonverbal spells would do the job just fine.
@@red_five3325 its just a hood thing, ive seen guys with hydraulics on their bicycles 😂😂
My personal favorite: ua-cam.com/video/v-Li9-s2rBk/v-deo.html
ua-cam.com/video/MkOwip3_xX0/v-deo.html
@@J8den hydraulics on a bike how does that work?
@@TelikiMouse badly I assume.
Red_Five extra silence for hitman wizards (wiz hitters) and to you my friend in the OG comment. Id watch it all day
OMGGG 1:59 "normally we're not allowed to touch the students like this in human form, but when they're a cat, we have at it" LOLOLOL
I loved that this wasn't even the worst ranked school on the list...😂
OMG, go frame by frame on that list as it scrolls!
This has to be the most reasonably fed-up security guard I've ever seen.
Now we know why Filch was so mad.
I like to think the principal is already planning the "Dammit, Lester, we had a TALK about this. There are things you're not supposed to say when the DOCUMENTARY CREW IS FILMING!!" talk for later.
I get the feeling he *was* one of those kids doing shit when he was younger, that’s why he’s so exasperated with them
Case in point, the invisibility cloak kid and the wand with the silencer.
He's like one of the ones that always calls you on your tomfoolery but is understanding at the same time.
@@archerer98 not to mention Filtch can't use magic and he's in the Wizarding world taking care of all those brats. Hahaha. I'd be mad too. 😆🤣😂
“The babies are evil... but the mothers, they’re good kids.” LOL
"1 outta five! Ain't no denyin it"
I'm not sure that was the best time to talk about "opening portals."
@@stephenriggs8177 well he didn't, different scene. Hogwarts probably paid good money for the reporters to make Clortho look bad so they can rack up that tuition money.
This aged like whiskey
Read this as “monsters” first, i had to take a minute.
"Normally, you're not allowed to touch the students like this when they're in human form" That killed me haha.
But as a purring cat the situation seemed to compel the petting ; )
Imagine if that student got turned back into human form (just by dumb chance it wore off) and also remembered being petted. How about the change back happened while the principal was in mid whiskery cheek stroke while looking away and drinking coffee with his other hand. His words might've went something like this:
''Uhh--Uhh, yeah I'm sorry about petting you like that! But, but we weren't sure given our resources and budget if we could turn you back in a human.
And well after several weeks of you constantly rubbing your whiskers against my ankles while I was trying to rustle through my paperwork, I kinda forgot! Yeah that's right, seems crazy, but I almost forgot and thought you were a real damn kitty cat! I was about to get you some kitty treats and nice new collar. Good thing I didn't or your a*s might've gotten choked out when you grew back into human size! Whew, close call on that one!''
Haha, I have no idea what the student would say back. I imagine them open jawed and fairly frozen in awkwardness til the principal finished rambling thru his thoughts. I bet they wouldn't have a lot to say, but they might run out of the room after the principal revealed he nearly considered taking the cat home to watch marathons of his favorite show (which he'd have on dvds for ages further proving his love for it), ''what a black man can't watch Golden Girls!? Damn! So much judgement these days!''
(I feel like the actor is just old enough he could've grown up watching it, whether it was re-runs or not. It'd be even funnier if he was a fan for real. It'd be like the joke coming full circle. No judgement, I just thought it was a humorously goofy fun choice to find out he was a Golden Girls fan. Obviously it was a well loved show in it's time and it still gets re-runs on cable or at least had not that long ago.)
That delivery of the word "spider" was perfect
Scary thing is that there were schools ranked Below them!!
Well, Moomy Plopfern's High School for Dolts is clearly a bad school and then McZee's Bunker, _Bunker_ ?
Clortho's still scored in the 24% percentile on standardized tests. I fear the other 23%.
Imagine that, now that was insane lol
They may score lower, but at least there is less violence around
I need to know what daggermist is all about
“Here’s a wand wid a silencer on it. Why?”
To not wake up the demon babies. They have a daycare.
That's how security got hiz lazy eye
@@chadwarden1179 He did actually say "ask" probably by a mistake.
@Mø Nälayé he didn't do it tho.
America that’s why
As a nurse in a school for behavioral disorders and a Harry Potter fan, I truly appreciate the genius of this sketch!
Exactly they even put in the effort to put in real school names from the Potterverse. Only the lower half is made up
I can absolutely believe that a Japanese school would be the number 2 highest ranked magic school.
Pokémon academy?
@@nikeimizhongtomasch1880 sorry, what?
The Japanese school is actually a school in the Potter verse.
Imagine being all your childhood expecting a letter from Hogwarts and instead you recieve one from the Abracadabra School for Special Needs Wizards.
I would join that..
Then after graduating, you can be in active participation in the society from Vegas, where you collect used props from the floor while working for a washed up magician too coked up to put on his own ties. - Abracadabra!
LOOOOOL IM DEAD
Lmfaooo that'd be some sheeit
I think that's for squibs
"wand with a silencer on it" gets me every time!
I want this as a show sooo bad, it would be the next what we do in the shadows
Totally agreeeeeeeeeeee
Poor Jamar can't turn back into human form. He's stuck as a cat wearing a durag.
Ms.Bubs4fun lol I didn’t see the Durag 🤣😂🤣😂
I'm dead 😂
Ms.Bubs4fun shut up
Yo!! I was dyin lol, that shit had my gut hurtin 😂😂😂
quikskopr bro96
Looks like somebody is on their period
I wouldn't mind watching 8 films about Clortho Public School for Wizards
Honestly I think it would be better as a series .
At this point JKR couldn't help herself. They'd be doing her a favor by boosting her again. I'd love to see it though!
Real talk? Would watch it.
it would probably be like watching “Lean on Me” with magic 8 different times lol
Agreed, more along the lines of a series, but agreed. This would actually be friggin' AMAZING!
Just rewatched Harry Potter and this video came to mind.
There is a reason why You-know-who never wanted to attack Clortho. Also I wonder if Clortho was invited to Hogwarts...what would their entry performance looks like.....a bunch of highschool girls twerking in front of Dumbledore would be amazing
The last part of your comment killed me 🤣
teachers gonn drop, and house elves gonna ooohh and awe.
@@darthjekyll3648the kids from clortho are probably gonna flip their shit when they find out about house elves
@@cinderellaskeleton6720 Any sane and normal person would, if we're honest.
Honestly, twerking and summoning demons sounds like a good time lol
Even Voldemort would think twice about messing with Parnabus Jackson.
No joke, this would be a legitimately good show.
I do aagree bro!
Yes it would
Totally!
According to UA-cam, it is a show.
so much untapped potential with the harry potter IP
“Here’s a wand with a silencer on it. Why? But I ask again, why?”
To silently cast spells
Bombada maxima.
Avada kedvara my nigga
It's like quote from a Tarantino movie
GabeTheCat thanks for informing the deaf people of just one line -_-
Dimebag of pixie dust: CONTRABAND!!
I can't wait for this to drop as DLC for Hogwarts Legacy
"Half the students ridin' mops, some of em ridin' Swiffers"
These guys are sketch comedy geniuses.
"We got two little niggas on swiffers"* lol
fcnator i ded
I don't get it.
Damn i died when said that😂😂😂😂
I’m your 666 like! 😈😈😈
I’m sad this is all there is. It’s like an amazing trailer for a movie that will never exist.
they could still do a "revisited" episode later with some of the graduates or drop outs
Omg so true couldn’t agree more!
I'd recommend "The Magicians" series on SyFy, it comes pretty close to the video.
Karmonger is it any good?
@@jasonarmstrong5750 It's one of the best shows for me personally. Basically a mature version of Harry Potter. Well worth the watch.
Imagine the cool kids, playing quidditch and bullying the charms nerds!😂😂😂
I kinda wish they would draw this out to a longer sketch I find this so hilarious
"Here's a wand with a silencer on it ... WHY? but I ask again, WHY?"
I know right? WHo is in the right mind fit a silencer on wand without fit a laser pointer too. Or maybe a Holo sight while at it :D
@@silluete maybe a extended mag to hold more spells, or a quickdraw mag to reload spells faster
a 2x scope or 4x for long range attacks
@@Markone99 The hell are both of you talking about!?
You ever heard of duel wielding wands?
@@saamjaza1742 What a loser, get outta here with that inaccurate shit.
One BIG strong veigny wand is all it takes it get the job done 😏
Gotch at 666 likes
I have NEVER wanted a sketch to be made into a movie so bad in my life!
It’s actually pretty surprising how there ISN’T a parody movie of Harry Potter.
This is so true
That Will Smith´s movie is kinda this but in a more serious way.
this and the SNL Grouch skit
This whole skit is pure gold. I really miss K&P?
"That's an actual rat" had me dead! 😂
"The Salem Witches' Insitute" lmao that's gold.
I lost it when he pulled out the wand with a silencer 😂😂😂
Why?
But I ask again: _Why?!_
Greetings. You have 343 likes.
Suppressor
Same bro
Well whatever it was you lost I hope you find it
Why do I get the feeling that Peele found that googley eye somewhere and then made a whole sketch to be able to use it
That’s that famous inspiration 😂!
Even though it was Key that was wearing it the whole time lol
Interesting video.
It looks like CGI for some reason.
It's literally an eye-piece from harry potter tho lmao
This at least needs to be a mini series on TV.
Vince Cortho high 🤣🤣🤣
Definitely had to be Ghostbusters fan🤣🤣🤣
“The babies are evil, but mother are good kids”
-Parnabus Jackson
Well you know, a classic case of girls falling in love with bad boys
@@duyle-ej6ty Those demons are hawt
Demon boys got big D****s
@@redflame300 now how would you know that... interesting bit of information?
@@redflame300 umhum. So where did you get your research source?? Lmao
They need to turn this wizard school skit into a real movie or series
Hear hear! Make it happen key and Peele
Bruh dead ass
Exactly what i was going to comment.
I would 100% be down for that
YES, I AGREE!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Can't wait for them to release Vincent Clortho Legacy
" When all is said and done the average Clortho student, uh say- _[breathes in quickly]_ *THIS MUTHA* "
had me in tears n speechless af lmaooo 😂😂💀
Only thing wrong with this was that it was waaaaaaaaay too short.
That's a fact
Agreed.
Are you listening, Netflix?
@@vazquezb2011 Yes my child, but that stays our little secreat, ok?
Ain't no denying it!
Ironically,your children would probably be safer at Clortho's than they would be at Hogwarts
And they can find their students in a day instead of a few years
👀
At Hogwarts they be killing they head master
LOL, at least Clortho's will never involve their students and teachers into an all-out-war with dark lord
@@jasonjonathansalim8274 shiiiiiiiiit.... id ride me a swiffer any day, be flying by people yelling "You just got dusted bitch!"
That’s an actual rat!
"we got two lil' n*** on swiffers" 🤣🤣🤣
"We got two lil' n----s on swiffers." Jesus.
That cracked me up ! :)
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Best line in the skit..
You called
Got me on the floor
They ranked below
"Abracadabra School for Special Needs Wizards".
Dude I almost spit my dinner out when I read that😅👍
And two places called "Goblin Conservatory" and "Magician's Learning Plaza."
But they did beat "Dark Arts Technical Institute."
😂😂
🤣🤣😂
:D
This should be a full length film.
“Here’s a wand with a silencer on it......why?”
“but I ask again.....why?!?”
WIZARD PEPPA!
Wizard that want to fly...without a broom
John Wick in training lol
"Lester, you don't have to show them that..."
That shit had me dead 😂😂😂
To be fair, this actually seems more safe than hogwarts
Not on their watch!
magic in harry potter is actually pretty safe
there is only one killing spell, plus in order to cast it you have to have seriously deranged mind.
Dark magic works only if you are full of hate or evil on voldemort level
Don't need a killing spell just need to levitate a sufficiently heavy object over someone.
@@driocku it goes both ways
you need positive intentions to cast good spells. Its not only about spelling a spell correctly
there are some exceptions of that, like elixirs, but it generally works like this
plus there are many protection spells
@@jacek107ify The killing spell is only called that because that is its singular purpose. In the same way that leviosa is the levitate spell. Its not the best, thats just its singular purpose.
Once What We Do In The Shadows is complete - they need to switch over to this as a show.
I am furious that this wasn't made into a series or at least a recurring sketch.
There's so much detail! K&P, fellas, give us moreeeeeeee
At least the teachers are actually involved in protecting the students here. The most you'd get at Hogwarts is someone asking you if you put your name in the goblet of fire... calmly.
" H A R R Y D I D Y O U P U T Y O U R N A M E I N T H E G O B L E T O F F I R E ? "
@@stevenconley9527 in the book he was calm. Dumbledore only freaked out on Harry in the movie.
Freaking out doesn't help. Panic just causes more problems. You must calmly assess the situation and then take steps to resolve it.
@@sometimessnarky1642 Yeah that was the joke.
@@stevenconley9527 Dumbledore asked calmly.
“Fetus deletus” and the baby demon is gone.
Careful. Do that spell wrong and you’ll have removed the girl’s feet.
Most use the catch all abortion spell, rapeus scrapeus.
Archangel Tyrael lmao
E-Man5805 lmao
@@E-Man5805 bro I'm fuckin weak
@@E-Man5805 That is FANTASTIC!🤣🤣🤣
1:09
Well he ain't wrong
The fact that this didn't blossom into something more is a crime 😂
“One poor student turned himself into a cat and they can’t afford to turn him back!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
He’s staying as a pussy fu ever
Black cat
Yet others are able to turn into rats just to play practical jokes.
I guess he messed up his animagus potion. 🧪
@@TheCererean guess they teach how to make animagus potions
“We got two little n***** on swiffers.”
I don’t know why, but that absolutely murdered me.
Because white people love them some ghetto jokes
Boring 5 you wack
@@boring5357 how do you know they are white tho?
@@Abbandoneer Because white people love them some ghetto jokes
Me too lol.
A lot of the schools at 1:35 are from actual schools in various works of fiction, mainly Harry Potter and the Khoras roleplaying game:
1.) Hogwart's School of Witchcraft and Wizardry (Harry Potter)
2.) Mahoutokoro (Harry Potter)
3.) The Salem Witches' Institute, U.S.A (Harry Potter)
4.) Durmstrang Institute (Harry Potter)
5.) Beauxbatons Academy of Magic (Harry Potter)
6.) Academy of War Mages (Khoras)
7.) Arcane Order (Tales of Arcadia)
8.) Blackwell's School of Spells (Khoras)
9.) Conservatory of Spell Binding (Khoras)
10.) Darklore (Khoras)
11.) Drakkellian Guild of Sorcery (Khoras)
12) Forathmire (Khoras)
13.) Hall of Tomes (Khoras)
14.) Ithellian College of Magic and Science (Khoras)
15.) Korumoch School of Wizarding (Khoras)
16.) Ornisem's Academy (Khoras)
17.) Sarribella's House of Sears (Khoras)
18.) Seminary, The (Khoras)
19.) Tower of Arcanology (Khoras)
20.) Tower of High Wizardry (Khoras)
21.) University of Aridorn-College of Magic (Khoras)
1:14 Redshirt guy moves on, but one second later he returns to get scanned again. Some kind of time-warping magic must be involved.
who else would pay money to see this as an hour long movie
Sign the petition to make it a movie here; www.change.org/p/jordan-peele-clortho-inner-city-wizarding-school-the-movie-series
Me
I know it would be good!!
Forget one movie, I want a 10 episodes mini series!
Mini-series? This would be a multi Emmy award winning series with at least six seasons!
The only Harry Potter fan fiction that deserves to exist.
*The New York-Chicago-Los Angeles Tri-Wizard Tri-State Orange County Tournament*
I take it you've not tried Harry Potter fanfiction. Methods of rationality is far better than the Harry Potter books themselves
@@Fh8919 HPMOR represent!
@@Fh8919 And their audiobook is a work of art, better than the book itself even!
Harry Potter is a gay and weird
this needs to become a series
I would definitely watch an inner city wizard school reality tv/documentary parody in the style of A&E shows lol
“The babies are evil.. but the mothers, they’re good kids!”
😂
Are the daddies deadbeat demon daddies?
Ma'am they just summon a demon and its currently destroying half the grand magic court
Nope my baby didn't do that they good kids
They need sex ed, like how to put a condom on a demon dick!
Adiguna Bahari this principal spewing facts
Ain't no denying it!
“We got two little ****** on swiffers” 😂😂😂 dead
Same. That’s when I died 😂
@@angelique82mon You just never know what they’re going to say and I did not expect that 😂
same
Lester!
Shame that no one ride on roomba :v
Coming into Hogwarts legacy with a wand with a silencer on it
I wonder why silenced wands aren't used at Hogwarts.
Key and Peele, please come back for a season or two!!!!! We miss you!
nobody finna talk about how the cat has a whole durag
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I DIEDDDDDDDDD.
Kakakakakaka!!!!!😂😂
Lmaooooo you said that and I had to run it back smh
I lost my shit when i noticed
Not gonna lie, the Dark Arts Technical Institute sounds like a fun school.
I saw that and thought the same.
That is so my type. I would be such a good Dark Magician. And I am definitely not weak to succumb to absolute darkness.
@@fuadnebir4950 big tiddy goth witch GF
I don't know if they neglect to teach the dark arts but Academy of War Mages sounds alot better to me. DA Tech is ranked even below Clortho but AWM is up there in the top 10 for one thing and sounds like it's still pretty badass.
“no unforgivables on the hallways!!”
Seriously Key and Peele are an endless fountain of comedy genius.