Florida Man Friday Episode 12

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  • @ThatWriterKevin
    @ThatWriterKevin Місяць тому +786

    I think this is the 10th script in which I've used the word "jabroni" and in which Simon said he had never heard it before. Someday you'll remember the words you say, Fact Boi.

    • @ExperimentIV
      @ExperimentIV Місяць тому +69

      no he won’t, kevin. you should know better than that

    • @rochellethompson766
      @rochellethompson766 Місяць тому +26

      Will he though? Will he really?

    • @ThatWriterKevin
      @ThatWriterKevin Місяць тому +33

      @@ExperimentIV Fair point

    • @tonyahinrichs8828
      @tonyahinrichs8828 Місяць тому +10

      That day is not today tho 😂

    • @ExperimentIV
      @ExperimentIV Місяць тому +5

      @@ThatWriterKevin i always seem to get a kevin response. do you know the moomin profile pic rn or do you just like talking to all of us? happy friday btw :)

  • @ikonic_artworks
    @ikonic_artworks Місяць тому +80

    Great news Simon! Here soon all of America will officially be declared Florida! With a genuine Florida man in charge!
    So this series can go on forever...

    • @blackc1479
      @blackc1479 Місяць тому

      He could launch a whole new channel called "republican whatthefuckery."
      And he is not a genuine Florida man. He's the king of the asshat snowbirds.
      (I may be rusty from living elsewhere, but Im 3rd gen and spent my first 3 decades there.)

  • @amemooress6291
    @amemooress6291 Місяць тому +251

    I love that they left in the congrats to both candidates 😂😂😂 just f**k it

    • @ThatWriterKevin
      @ThatWriterKevin Місяць тому +53

      I wrote it assuming that both of them would be left in

    • @Keshlynne
      @Keshlynne Місяць тому +7

      That alone made my week, LOL!

    • @andreaadams7844
      @andreaadams7844 Місяць тому +3

      😂😂😂you are my inspiration ​@@ThatWriterKevin

    • @droomzy
      @droomzy Місяць тому +12

      @@ThatWriterKevin"I don't listen to bastards" meme sent me over the moon! You writers & editors sure do build a great rapport in the basement ❤

    • @ThatWriterKevin
      @ThatWriterKevin Місяць тому +3

      @@andreaadams7844 Why thank you! I'm honoured

  • @ExperimentIV
    @ExperimentIV Місяць тому +212

    bro release the Kamala cut unlisted i wanna see it anyway lmao

  • @coweatsman
    @coweatsman Місяць тому +219

    For a future episode. Florida man keeps top secret documents in his own personal country club and then becomes president to escape prosecution.

    • @JM-wf2to
      @JM-wf2to Місяць тому +18

      Hell, there could be a follow up to that "Delaware man stores top secret documents in his car garage and is determined to be too old and senile to be prosecuted"...

    • @shldnfr
      @shldnfr Місяць тому

      @@JM-wf2to The difference is that Biden gave back all the documents that he had. he didn't claim that they were his and try to hide them from federal officials. If Trump simply gave them back, nothing else would've happened. But, I guess, then he wouldn't be able to sell them to his crush Putin.

    • @coffeelover5780
      @coffeelover5780 Місяць тому +36

      ​@JM-wf2to the difference is one turned them over and the other one didn't oh and hid them in the bathroom

    • @pleasestaycalm5439
      @pleasestaycalm5439 Місяць тому +34

      Don't forget the audio tape of him bragging about showing it to people with no security clearance and also several foreign Nationals

    • @DemonEyes23
      @DemonEyes23 Місяць тому +23

      ​@@JM-wf2tonice work with the false equivalence

  • @jladelaney1978
    @jladelaney1978 Місяць тому +33

    Correct me if I'm wrong, but a pardon doesn't vacate a conviction.
    In fact, a pardon before the trial involves admitting guilt.

    • @coeal2680
      @coeal2680 Місяць тому +9

      a pardon does not admit guilt or innocence, but forbids prosecution for THAT specific offence for that specific defendant.
      if one defendant has multiple offences, they each must be pardoned. which, frankly, while legally does not imply guilt, it absolutely fucking does in public court. (but what value does the public court have now after 2024?). but the defendant would have to RE-commit the crime to be retried.
      taken from Legal Eagles video in 2020 about dump trying to pardon himself in that election

    • @timothygreer188
      @timothygreer188 Місяць тому

      Regardless. He can't pardon himself on State charges, only Federal ones. So he will always be a felon as we're not getting a Republican Governor here in his lifetime

    • @dean_l33
      @dean_l33 Місяць тому +6

      @@coeal2680 Ah good old legal eagle. I hope he's taking it well

    • @drbuckley1
      @drbuckley1 Місяць тому +3

      @@coeal2680 Unless you're Nixon, and you receive a pardon for each and every crime you may or may not have ever committed. Thanks, Jerry!

  • @MrSkydiverDan
    @MrSkydiverDan Місяць тому +69

    As a Florida Man myself, these episodes are always my favorite…and always spot on with how crazy it is here 😂

    • @HandyMan657
      @HandyMan657 Місяць тому +1

      Just wait. LOL.

    • @Bacopa68
      @Bacopa68 Місяць тому

      Texas is equally crazy. But Florida's laws allowed Fark to make Florida Man a thing. Fark was a big deal back in the day.

    • @andysorensen1737
      @andysorensen1737 Місяць тому +2

      Native Florida Man and I adore these stories.
      Of course, this has led a couple friends to call me Sane Florida Man.

    • @dean_l33
      @dean_l33 Місяць тому

      Funny how the reputation are not even because Florida themselves are any crazier than the other states. It literally just because of their more transparent system

  • @williamwilkins8037
    @williamwilkins8037 Місяць тому +57

    I knew you'd have another video if Harris won! We want to see it! Post it as a members only video 😂

    • @SoManyRandomRamblings
      @SoManyRandomRamblings Місяць тому +14

      If he makes a community post stating he is doing that, I would absolutely sign up just to see it.

    • @purrsuasively
      @purrsuasively Місяць тому +1

      @@SoManyRandomRamblingsoh saaaame

  • @floxyz8941
    @floxyz8941 Місяць тому +44

    The president pardoning himself. Just like the founding fathers envisioned.

    • @tealkerberus748
      @tealkerberus748 Місяць тому

      The president can't pardon state-level convictions.

    • @drbuckley1
      @drbuckley1 Місяць тому

      Hamilton preferred a king.

    • @joeycampbell940
      @joeycampbell940 Місяць тому

      They did the same thing

  • @elizabethebbighausen9341
    @elizabethebbighausen9341 Місяць тому +36

    Simon's right sleeve is driving me crazy... 😱

    • @reverendredrum870
      @reverendredrum870 Місяць тому +5

      It's done purposely to draw yer attention to his burly manliness...

    • @ZolaClyde
      @ZolaClyde Місяць тому +4

      Oh, god. Me too.

    • @Iwasnevermeanttobehere
      @Iwasnevermeanttobehere Місяць тому +3

      Argggggghhhhhhh. Me too.

    • @ravenfool13
      @ravenfool13 Місяць тому +8

      I didn't notice until I saw this comment ... Now I can't unsee it

    • @leafyrox
      @leafyrox Місяць тому +6

      LoL I didn't even notice before now, and now I can't stop looking at it.

  • @TheDopekitty
    @TheDopekitty Місяць тому +63

    There are indeed Braille cards. A blind guy taught me how to play cribbage

    • @Callme_h
      @Callme_h Місяць тому +1

      Was it Dave? 😂

    • @cindygr8ce
      @cindygr8ce Місяць тому

      Question? Did you let the man deal? Can't they potentially cheat that way?

    • @TheDopekitty
      @TheDopekitty Місяць тому

      @@cindygr8ce I'm pretty sure I cheated more than he did lol

    • @TheDopekitty
      @TheDopekitty Місяць тому

      @@Callme_h nope. Mike

    • @cindygr8ce
      @cindygr8ce Місяць тому

      @@TheDopekitty I'm guessing I'm just wondering if they could if they wanted to maybe googling what braille playing cards look like would help

  • @fraglsnitz
    @fraglsnitz Місяць тому +9

    The writing and the editing on this channel is consistently so entertaining. I always laugh more when Im watching, and still get my kicks when I'm listening just listening.
    Great content as usual guys.

  • @kevinmcqueenie7420
    @kevinmcqueenie7420 Місяць тому +9

    7:50 I am definitely going to start saying "We just agree differently on things"! That's a banger!

  • @aniE1869
    @aniE1869 Місяць тому +47

    Kinda of ironic that a Florida man was elected president.🐊

    • @simracing4simpletons978
      @simracing4simpletons978 Місяць тому +2

      Trump is a New Yorker. Born and raised in

    • @Hillbilly001
      @Hillbilly001 Місяць тому +7

      ​@@simracing4simpletons978But he lives in Florida.

    • @aniE1869
      @aniE1869 Місяць тому +7

      @simracing4simpletons978 but his primary residence is Florida

    • @infirmedwarishell6318
      @infirmedwarishell6318 Місяць тому +2

      Ironic or fitting 😊

    • @bamacopeland4372
      @bamacopeland4372 Місяць тому +4

      Trump is a New Yorker all day. He may have his residency in Florida but that doesn't change He is a New Yorker. Just like all the other snowbirds

  • @gymbaby3
    @gymbaby3 Місяць тому +2

    “ but i think he will probably win, being a convicted felon and all” terrifying example of where you can’t just make this shit up!! Got a much needed laugh from this comment 😂

  • @AlEcyler
    @AlEcyler Місяць тому +3

    Describing this as a reaction channel where you put in the effort of paying someone to write your content that you react to is actually a great way to describe it. Also the reason I watch you rather than other reaction channels.

  • @KarrierBag
    @KarrierBag Місяць тому +13

    7:40 I have a set of cards in a metal tin which have braille on top right corner & bottom left corners of each card as well as on the Tin on the Lid, it dates back to around 1970.

  • @CoffeeLoki67879
    @CoffeeLoki67879 Місяць тому +69

    Requesting a brain blaze on all the weird stuff mormons believe

    • @simracing4simpletons978
      @simracing4simpletons978 Місяць тому +10

      This!!! This one!!! Do this one!!!

    • @aceundead4750
      @aceundead4750 Місяць тому +5

      I know bits and pieces have been talked about spread throughout the years, but an entire episode dedicated to it would be a gut buster

    • @mayapilkey3577
      @mayapilkey3577 Місяць тому +2

      It'll be a series

    • @Nick-v7b3l
      @Nick-v7b3l Місяць тому +1

      Do you make this comment on every one of his videos?

    • @dcodygaycg
      @dcodygaycg Місяць тому +2

      Scientology too

  • @Sakai070
    @Sakai070 Місяць тому +13

    We were absolutely speculating in the war fronts comment section that two videos were made and only one was published and here we have confirmation which is really just common sense but it's fun to hear it

  • @ParsnipGod
    @ParsnipGod Місяць тому +12

    At work every Friday I have one thing to look forward to! You’d think it’s Saturday, but no! It’s florida man Friday! Simon you’re officially better than the weekend keep it up!

  • @xosirenxo
    @xosirenxo Місяць тому +2

    Kevin please write a Florida man abroad episode. I'm sure the Florida man has gotten up to plenty of trouble all over the world not just in the USA

  • @johndillinger4007
    @johndillinger4007 Місяць тому +7

    I love the editor of this content. 😆

  • @Red_Oliver
    @Red_Oliver Місяць тому +2

    9:20 A pardon doesn't wipe the crime, you actually have to acknowledge that you did in fact commit a crime in order to get a pardon. A pardon just wipes any future or remaining penalty for that crime. Seeing as you can't prosecute a sitting president and whoever wins after Trump, Republican or Democrat, neither will seek to prosecute him again for the cases he slipped out of so he doesn't really need to pardon himself, thus he never has to admit he did anything wrong.

  • @Onora619
    @Onora619 Місяць тому +8

    Do we get to blame Simon for predicting the future? Fact Boi just became Psychic Boi.

  • @lukematney7062
    @lukematney7062 Місяць тому +6

    Episode 12. Holy hell, time flies.

  • @mdansbyjr
    @mdansbyjr Місяць тому +1

    5:06: As a Texan who grew up in Small Town Texas, each and every trope about "How important high school football is to Texas" cannot compare to the reality of the situation!!!

  • @rinrat6754
    @rinrat6754 Місяць тому +3

    I really love the discussion of the details of making these videos.

  • @TheSteveBoyd
    @TheSteveBoyd Місяць тому +33

    On behalf of the American People, I would just like to say,
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @Kat-amber-t2z
      @Kat-amber-t2z Місяць тому +10

      As a fellow American, I get it. Sorry that we screwed the pooch this badly. I'm doing all my screaming purely internally, though. On the bright side, I have a friend who may be able to get Irish citizenship, and if things get really dire we can marry and move to Ireland. My Dad would be crushed, but I'm sure he voted for Trump even after I mentioned that was a possibility. If that Project 2025 stuff ends up happening after all, I'll need to leave the country.

    • @InciniumVGC
      @InciniumVGC Місяць тому +4

      On behalf of the majority of American people, I would like to say WOOOOOOOOOOOO YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • @blackc1479
      @blackc1479 Місяць тому +2

      ​@Kat-amber-t2z right there with ya. Just without the escape plan.
      All I can say is when it gets bad, I can cackle as the boat goes down.

    • @joeycampbell940
      @joeycampbell940 Місяць тому

      ​@@Kat-amber-t2z you tried to use emotional manipulation to change your dad's vote. That's real low like stepping on a puppy low.

  • @Charge0Complete
    @Charge0Complete Місяць тому +28

    A pardon doesn't mean you are now not guilty.

    • @suemcmanus7889
      @suemcmanus7889 Місяць тому +8

      It's actually worded so it's an admission of guilt. That's why some have turned it down.

    • @postaldee68
      @postaldee68 Місяць тому +10

      Also, he could only pardon himself if they were federal convictions. The 34 felonies are state convictions. 😁So the dubious honor stands.

  • @Dan-sc2pi
    @Dan-sc2pi Місяць тому +13

    FYI, as far as I know, even if Donald Trump pardons himself, he will still be considered a convicted felon; he will just not receive any sentencing (i.e. the pardon does not remove the conviction, just the punishment).

    • @farfromperfek
      @farfromperfek Місяць тому

      Charges will be tossed out next week. They were bullshit and anyone capable of independent thought already knew this was going to happen.

    • @InciniumVGC
      @InciniumVGC Місяць тому +3

      The convictions helped him win because the majority of people saw it as political persecution

    • @nicholasfarrell5981
      @nicholasfarrell5981 Місяць тому +3

      ​@InciniumVGC y'all think that Trump stubbing his toe is a sign of political persecution, so forgive me if those of us with any sanity don't take that claim seriously.

    • @dean_l33
      @dean_l33 Місяць тому

      @@nicholasfarrell5981 Have you not seent the fucking trial. Half of the allegations are found to have no evidence and other half are upgraded from what had always been misdemnor. If that isn't blantant political persucution nothing is. Beside since Trump become president elect the prosecution most likely will drop the entire which means that he isn't a felon as he was only charged and not convicted

  • @jonwaters2667
    @jonwaters2667 Місяць тому +6

    Congrats for making it happen on Friday 😂 👏

  • @hannahcrossett3415
    @hannahcrossett3415 Місяць тому +4

    Thank you so much for your videos! These Florida Man episodes are the highlight of Friday for me.

  • @Shaddymaze
    @Shaddymaze Місяць тому +9

    9:54 The fact that you don't know what a jabroni is makes you a jabroni.

  • @drewmagnet
    @drewmagnet Місяць тому +10

    12:35 Simon says expand your horizons and the editor slips in a photo of the Backroom Casting Couch. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jasmineng2543
    @jasmineng2543 Місяць тому +14

    i love fridays

  • @Insertia_Nameia
    @Insertia_Nameia Місяць тому +1

    "It's like eating an elephant: one bite at a time."
    I actually like this one. It's not much different than the "one day at a time" or "one step at a time" expressions.

  • @rainbow8ninja586
    @rainbow8ninja586 Місяць тому +3

    to be clear, Simon, while marching band IS nerdy, nothing is nerdier than string orchestra - this I can confirm as a nerdy cellist 😂

    • @adriannaconnor6471
      @adriannaconnor6471 Місяць тому +2

      Actually, nothing is nerdier than a viola player in a string orchestra ;-)

  • @vincentmorello-is4gt
    @vincentmorello-is4gt Місяць тому +2

    I swear unless he has covered it more than 20 times, simon won't remember, but the 21st time he will say he covers it all the time

  • @JoeySchmidt74
    @JoeySchmidt74 Місяць тому +1

    That loophole will never get fixed as long as it benefits those using it.

  • @TheUnspeakableh
    @TheUnspeakableh Місяць тому +21

    Thanks for the laughs. In regards to your comment about Trump pardoning himself, I have the following. Trump was found guilty in a state court of a felony via state laws. The president cannot pardon someone found guilty in state court, only the governor of that state can. QED Trump cannot pardon himself, directly. He can, however, as president, use the withholding of federal funding for roads and schools, among other things, to put pressure on said governor to pardon him. This, depending on the state, is also a violation of state laws, as well as federal laws on bribery. He can't be charged with these further crime, if he does them, until he is out of office, though.

    • @jwjwjw123456
      @jwjwjw123456 Місяць тому +5

      Wtf is with this timeline now that this is a legit possiblity!

    • @farfromperfek
      @farfromperfek Місяць тому

      It was a rigged trial using a Judge that owns daughter makes money trying to get Trump convicted. That fact alone would get the case dismissed in a higher court. Add to that ever legitimate legal scholar has started these charges will never stand in a higher court. Even Andrew Cuomo has stated it was a political witch hunt that should have never happened.

    • @anonemus5805
      @anonemus5805 Місяць тому

      And the 34 other felony charges will just go away. As will all the investigations against Musk.
      Why do you think fElon gave $116 million to a man he was squabbling with for years.
      Congratulations America you elected a man who couldn't even get a job at McDonald's making those fries.

    • @Kat-amber-t2z
      @Kat-amber-t2z Місяць тому

      @@jwjwjw123456 Well, with the help of an idiotically corrupt Supreme Court, America is now embarking on what I think of as one of the darkest alternate timelines which some LUCKY reality managed to avoid. Not us, though.

    • @Vaeldarg
      @Vaeldarg Місяць тому +4

      And as we've seen with him out of office, the Supreme Court has basically said he's unaccountable then as well. He wasn't supposed to even BE on the ballot in the first place, due to being an insurrectionist as ruled by a Wisconsin panel of judges. They simply ignored that fact, and went by some nonsense about his OATH of OFFICE not making him an "officer of the United States". "he can be held accountable for crimes committed while in office" was even Senate Republicans' excuse for not removing him from office in the first place.

  • @matthewteachout2263
    @matthewteachout2263 Місяць тому +1

    Hi, Simon. In the United States people can typically only be deported to countries where they have citizenship or residency. They don't get to choose unless they have multiple citizenships. This is also the plot premise of that Tom Hanks movie The Terminal. I'd imagine the Philippines functions much in the same way.

  • @laurenlilly2034
    @laurenlilly2034 Місяць тому +6

    Simon's sleeve. Ahhhhhh

  • @kindatim
    @kindatim Місяць тому +20

    I seriously need some unhinged florida man stories rn

  • @IsYitzach
    @IsYitzach Місяць тому +24

    9:22 Trump's criminal conviction is a State of New York conviction. He can't pardon himself from that.

    • @kevinmcqueenie7420
      @kevinmcqueenie7420 Місяць тому +4

      But he can use the Presidency to boost his sh1tty social media platform and his sh1tty Crypto exchange, take donations from foreign governments like he has in the past etc. etc.
      And considering the conviction is only a financial penalty, he will be just fine, unfortunately.

    • @danidavis7912
      @danidavis7912 Місяць тому +2

      @@kevinmcqueenie7420 Dude grow up.

    • @kevinmcqueenie7420
      @kevinmcqueenie7420 Місяць тому +8

      @@danidavis7912 I will when the President does!

    • @Insertia_Nameia
      @Insertia_Nameia Місяць тому

      He can also use his authority to withhold federally granted funding over various programs to pressure then into giving him the pardon.

    • @danidavis7912
      @danidavis7912 Місяць тому

      @@kevinmcqueenie7420 That's weird. So, if your children are acting like uh, children, are you going to act like a child until they grow up? What a ridiculous statement. Grow up, man.

  • @SnakenBacon87
    @SnakenBacon87 Місяць тому +67

    A pardon is seen as an admission of guilt, not to mention he was found guilty of 34 felonies in New York. He's been found guilty and he can't make that go away

    • @leholen381
      @leholen381 Місяць тому +19

      Those convictions are in serious danger on appeal. The judge was not impartial and his jury instructions were absolutely biased. They also wildly construed the law to try misdemeanors that were past the statute of limitations as felonies.

    • @kevinsulak4258
      @kevinsulak4258 Місяць тому +8

      But on appeal not only is a higher court in New York throwing out all of the felonies, taking away the fine, but also in open court chastised the prosecution for bring in the case to court in the first place

    • @farfromperfek
      @farfromperfek Місяць тому

      The case was bullshit and even Andrew Cuomo said it was nothing more than a political witchhint and would never have been brought against anyone not named Trump. Keep being clueless. It's derangement of people like you, is why Trump won in a landslide.

    • @farfromperfek
      @farfromperfek Місяць тому

      ​@@leholen381every legitimate legal scholar had already stated well before the election the charges would stand in a non biased court.

    • @volvo145
      @volvo145 Місяць тому +9

      Found guilty on some upgraded bullshit charges. Yeah, that should never have been in the court in the first place.

  • @stevenkirkwood7039
    @stevenkirkwood7039 Місяць тому +2

    From what I gather about the ghost candidate stuff, it’s only benefitted a Republican candidate- since Florida is ruled by an overly conservative government in all major capacities, they have no reason to eliminate a rule that hasn’t hurt them yet

  • @lilesmw
    @lilesmw Місяць тому +2

    Yes another Florida man Friday!!!!

  • @_Mr.Tuvok_
    @_Mr.Tuvok_ Місяць тому +11

    2:37 welp off to that war channel

  • @UmmmmmmmWhat
    @UmmmmmmmWhat Місяць тому +2

    My town had two people running for a Town Council position tie during the primary. The winner of the tie, who got to be on the actual election ballot, was decided by them each rolling dice. Higher roll won and got on the ballot.
    (Apparently, this solution is actually written in town law.) 😂

  • @patrickhasachannel
    @patrickhasachannel Місяць тому +4

    Simon underestimates the sloth of American bureaucracy

  • @AnotherWriter815
    @AnotherWriter815 Місяць тому +6

    Hi from a sad American. I'm sorry about my idiotic countrymen.

    • @Jnp366
      @Jnp366 Місяць тому

      It is truly embarrassing

  • @ignitionfrn2223
    @ignitionfrn2223 Місяць тому +4

    3:45 - Chapter 1 - Florida man wins election in card game
    8:00 - Chapter 2 - Florida man threatens to murder political opponent
    12:30 - Chapter 3 - Florida man commits election fraud in kansas
    15:10 - Chapter 4 - Florida man steals election

  • @rebeccathistle5359
    @rebeccathistle5359 Місяць тому +2

    Kevin… Your words… They make everything better🫡😭😭😭

  • @tealkerberus748
    @tealkerberus748 Місяць тому +1

    Simon. You can ban people from bribing someone to run in an election. you can't ban low-profile citizens from choosing to run, just because their name is similar to that of a current or previous incumbent or other high-profile person. What would you do if two of the Kennedy family ran against each other? Which one are you going to ban because their name is too similar to the other?

  • @ravenfool13
    @ravenfool13 Місяць тому +4

    I'm disappointed that Simon was correct about who won the election... But then again it is a Florida Man episode so it seems on point.

  • @AeroGuy07
    @AeroGuy07 Місяць тому +3

    Should have placed that bet, fact boi! Sorry about your luck, Kevin!

  • @jackvos8047
    @jackvos8047 Місяць тому +4

    I'm guessing Simon is unaware of the Royal Edinburgh Military tattoo, which is an annual event for military marching bands.

    • @jo_clarke1960
      @jo_clarke1960 Місяць тому +1

      I don't think he realises much due to his shelter privileges life. Private Catholic school, driven to by his Mother due to living in the countryside, holidays abroad and then uni, no real touching the grass probably. It makes listening to him even more entertaining

    • @jackvos8047
      @jackvos8047 Місяць тому +3

      @@jo_clarke1960 there's that and he has a memory worse than a gold fish.

  • @velzekt
    @velzekt Місяць тому +2

    PLEASE, post BOTH episodes of the wartime implications of if Kamala had won. It's already done so might as well just put it up as an "alternate timeline" version for fun. And for ad revenue. We all know you love your revenue.

  • @marissa1438
    @marissa1438 Місяць тому +1

    How are we 12 weeks in already lol

  • @darthclaire7179
    @darthclaire7179 Місяць тому +2

    Trump was found guilty of a state crime, not a federal once so he can’t pardon himself, however accepting a implies and acknowledgment of guilt. I can’t remember all the legal jargon, but while he would be free from the consequences, it would basically be like admitting to the crime

  • @Dragonmaster0118
    @Dragonmaster0118 Місяць тому +7

    The US is beyond fucked.

    • @Kat-amber-t2z
      @Kat-amber-t2z Місяць тому

      Probably. But if we're lucky, he'll just play tons of golf round 2 and just make sure he gets his appeals, charges dropped, etc., and say a bunch more stupid things that embarrass our whole nation again. I'd gladly pay that price to finally see the back of him. Of course then his followers and his vp elect will start becoming president, and I'm sure some of them are far more malevolent than Trump is. Because of how he is, he probably couldn't give two figs about anything that doesn't concern him, so flatter him, give him MCDonald's and something to watch and he's probably chill. Many others in his orbit, though, actually helped write Project 2025 and I get the feeling Vance is a fan of it. So even we are lucky for now, our future is looking dark indeed.

    • @InciniumVGC
      @InciniumVGC Місяць тому +2

      Is what would be true if Kamala Harris won

  • @sailinbob11
    @sailinbob11 Місяць тому +3

    What if they actually do start taking out political opposition ? A pardon is an admission of guilt. If you're innocent. You don't need a pardon.

  • @mringasa1848
    @mringasa1848 Місяць тому +1

    Keep on bringing that 🔥! Love the Florida Man, and Woman.🤘

  • @kwisin1337
    @kwisin1337 Місяць тому +1

    That is the best description of Simon, ever!

  • @FallingSloths
    @FallingSloths Місяць тому +1

    My family is actually from Bradenton Beach! The reason it is so small is because it is one of 3 "cities" on Anna Maria Island, along with the cities of Holmes Beach and Anna Maria. The island itself is only 9 miles (~14 km) long, and while the island is listed as 2 miles wide... The part where Bradenton Beach is located is no more than 500 meters wide. No joke, you can run from Tampa Bay to the Gulf of Mexico without even breathing hard.
    Add that to the fact that most of the housing has, unfortunately, turned into rental properties and gross multimillion dollar homes that wrecked everything and pushed the locals out. And yeah, 400 voting-age, full-time residents is probably about right.
    If anyone has spare money laying around, btw, that area got double barrel shotgun blasted by Hurricanes Helene and Milton and a lot of folks could use help. Many locals aren't going to be able to rebuild and the real estate developers are circling them like vultures. This is the first time in recorded history that Anna Maria Island had a direct hit from a hurricane, and twice in one summer. They were not prepared, major landmarks have been obliterated, and there are people who would love any help they can get not losing their little island homes

  • @clarebrady1532
    @clarebrady1532 Місяць тому

    omg that 'lazy bastard' meme at the start sent me XD I love the editing on this channel so much

  • @matthewring8301
    @matthewring8301 Місяць тому +1

    Wait! Trump’s a Florida Man!😂

  • @ThomasMills-m5c
    @ThomasMills-m5c Місяць тому +2

    Whistle boi jinxed us lol

  • @karinrandall855
    @karinrandall855 Місяць тому +1

    The eagle pen is. Wowwwww y'all wowwwww 😂😂😂😂

  • @SergiReyner
    @SergiReyner Місяць тому +1

    No one noticed that you had two videos ready for Warfronts, Simon. Really. Completely caught by surprise...

  • @Celebriel82
    @Celebriel82 Місяць тому +2

    We chose poorly unfortunately.

  • @That1kid304
    @That1kid304 Місяць тому +4

    Kevin's the man

  • @maddiethomas5892
    @maddiethomas5892 Місяць тому +4

    I feel like i need to apologize to the world for our terrible terrible choice for our leader. Ugh! Then again, i can't vote so not my fault.

  • @mccbuddytaras6637
    @mccbuddytaras6637 Місяць тому +2

    RELEASE THE KAMALA CUT! and blaze it.

    • @jsackett42160
      @jsackett42160 Місяць тому

      "Just like a woman to loose to a felon.....AM I RIGHT PETER"😮😮😂😂

  • @rfmurdoch
    @rfmurdoch Місяць тому +1

    love me some FLORIDA MAN FRIDAYS !!!

  • @philh.1525
    @philh.1525 Місяць тому +6

    Julian, your music gag was exquisite!

    • @VulianJu
      @VulianJu Місяць тому +5

      Why, thank you

  • @johnthekeane
    @johnthekeane Місяць тому +1

    Pleats!..on a Polo shirt? New sponsor?

  • @ultradeath666
    @ultradeath666 Місяць тому +2

    "LOOK AT MY 🐓"

  • @DeSentos
    @DeSentos Місяць тому +2

    Yeah... we're fucking doomed.

  • @Thromash
    @Thromash Місяць тому +5

    Anyone else notice Simon's sleeve is twisted & are unable to not notice it..?..

  • @mdansbyjr
    @mdansbyjr Місяць тому

    2:53: Simon: **immediately regretting not placing money on it**

  • @stealin2192
    @stealin2192 Місяць тому +1

    Tammy Baldwin literally just pulled a very similar stunts in Wisconsin too

  • @maxwirt921
    @maxwirt921 Місяць тому +2

    Release the Harris cut of Warfronts!

  • @qlue7881
    @qlue7881 Місяць тому

    Every magician and gambler with a braille marked pack

  • @DannyDierickx
    @DannyDierickx Місяць тому +2

    15:08 "florida man steals election" .... i got that reference 🤣🤣🤣

  • @gilliganallmighty3
    @gilliganallmighty3 Місяць тому +1

    8:39 Rtump made comments about go8ng after Nanci Peloci and her husband at a ralley. Later, one of his supporters broke into Peloci's house and beat her husband nearly to death. So, yes, they may actually kill them.

  • @bludowski
    @bludowski Місяць тому +16

    Making Fridays great again

  • @bcgjimmy2
    @bcgjimmy2 Місяць тому

    I blazed a whole bag of brain up my Whistler

  • @carolinecrockett4210
    @carolinecrockett4210 Місяць тому +1

    I KNEW I got Middlesex Co vibes from Kevin!!!!! I was also a junior in 99 and totally recall this happening despite not being from either of those towns but nearby.

  • @daniellundberg2875
    @daniellundberg2875 Місяць тому +5

    No, Trump would still be a convicted felon if he pardons himself, the pardon doesn't undo the conviction, it removes the penalty. There have been cases of people rejecting pardons, because accepting is an admission of guilt.

    • @Snowdawg2020
      @Snowdawg2020 Місяць тому

      Most of the cases are being dropped now and he is winning in the appeals court.

    • @HandyMan657
      @HandyMan657 Місяць тому

      @@Snowdawg2020 Yeah, but the 5th circuit isn't really an appellate court, it's a wight wing get out of jail free visit. For traitors

    • @captainspaulding5963
      @captainspaulding5963 Місяць тому +4

      Also, considering these happened in state court, he couldn't pardon himself anyway

  • @Malicious_Hero
    @Malicious_Hero Місяць тому +1

    I appreciate the amount of Team Four Star clips. I would kinda love to see a Simon Reacts to DBZA.

  • @the-chillian
    @the-chillian Місяць тому

    Recall elections are a thing in some US states, particularly California, which even recalled its governor a while back. That was Gray Davis, whose replacement as governor (chosen in the same election as the recall) was Arnold Schwarzenegger.

  • @JohnDoryPsh
    @JohnDoryPsh Місяць тому +1

    You asked the government to "just fix something. "... Check back in 10 years and/or a few election cycles.

  • @crimsonemperor2219
    @crimsonemperor2219 Місяць тому +14

    Congrats Simon, you guessed right

    • @rawr51919
      @rawr51919 Місяць тому +5

      and we're all fucked because of it. Shame on Simon!

    • @markchatman9583
      @markchatman9583 Місяць тому +1

      @@rawr51919aahh, give up the whining FFS.

    • @alext3811
      @alext3811 Місяць тому +12

      @@markchatman9583 STFU, you whined about Biden for four years, so we'll whine about Trump.

    • @alext3811
      @alext3811 Місяць тому +2

      @@rawr51919 Don't blame Simon for what Americans did. He's a british person living in the czech republic if you didn't know, so he can't do anything about it.

    • @rawr51919
      @rawr51919 Місяць тому

      @@alext3811 Thank you! and yea Simon's pretty well fucked too I guess because it affects us all

  • @twilightgardenspresentatio6384
    @twilightgardenspresentatio6384 Місяць тому +28

    When they let the twice impeached felon run I knew the fix was in

    • @toddnolastname4485
      @toddnolastname4485 Місяць тому

      And you're completely overlooking the corruption of the Democrat party in creating all the charges.

    • @ultradeath666
      @ultradeath666 Місяць тому

      He was not convicted in either one of those Impeachments being impeached does not mean you are guilty just like a court marshall its a type of trial

    • @allisonbergh4429
      @allisonbergh4429 Місяць тому +2

      Right‽‽ In the state I used to live in felons couldn’t even VOTE

    • @ChrisKerrigan-c6s
      @ChrisKerrigan-c6s Місяць тому +1

      Very well put.

    • @InciniumVGC
      @InciniumVGC Місяць тому

      Oh look, an election denier! How dare you undermine the sanctity of our elections, which are all free and fair obviously.

  • @beagleissleeping5359
    @beagleissleeping5359 Місяць тому +2

    Where was it where someone lost to a dead guy because they forgot to take him off the ballot?😂

    • @stephenjones5049
      @stephenjones5049 Місяць тому +3

      A few years ago, a guy here in Utah, who was running to be reelected to some minor local office, died after the ballots had already been printed. Though, seeing as he was the only candidate running for the office in question, his untimely demise didn't actually have much of an impact on the race's outcome, and his dead corpse was overwhelmingly reelected!

    • @mgailp
      @mgailp Місяць тому +1

      We had that in Louisiana, but it was because he died too close to the election to be removed. Hale Boggs was replaced by his wife, Lindy, who then also served for years.

  • @Max-hw7xl
    @Max-hw7xl Місяць тому +1

    Simon rocking the humpback whale look

  • @jkyle1018
    @jkyle1018 Місяць тому

    "You know they're not actually going to kill them right?"
    *Andrew Jackson has entered the chat*

  • @firstmkb
    @firstmkb Місяць тому +5

    20 felonies isn’t a big deal. He almost has enough to run for President.

  • @LongNickOfDaLaw
    @LongNickOfDaLaw Місяць тому

    Damn Simon that’s a snazzy shirt bro!! Love it