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  • @justkdijah
    @justkdijah Рік тому +1336

    Fuhad is so used to James and his stories. When he said "did I tell you I had a ghost in my yard the other day." He was calm about it. I was here hollering!

  • @mrsbee4230
    @mrsbee4230 Рік тому +740

    “Why do you wanna make him feel good”😂😂😂😂😂😂
    The best duo in the internet atm 💯

    • @Clubsandwich2
      @Clubsandwich2 Рік тому +1

      when in the vid was this?

    • @toxicwifi65
      @toxicwifi65 Рік тому +2

      @@Clubsandwich2around 2:40

    • @MaidenHelll
      @MaidenHelll Рік тому

      This isn’t Bobby lee and Andrew Santino

    • @lj0727
      @lj0727 Рік тому

      I never thought about this... but it's so true. At least for sex it's about getting yourself off... giving him head is all about him.

  • @julezxz
    @julezxz Рік тому +1517

    one day yall will get a medal for bringing serious laughs in one of our most depressing inflation eras

  • @werekat1367
    @werekat1367 Рік тому +606

    That soulmate "spit it out" text is the kind of shit that haunts me before I fall asleep at night 😩😩😩😩

    • @TimTheEnchanter0
      @TimTheEnchanter0 Рік тому +20

      Don’t let it. Man/woman of your dreams is out here enjoying themselves 🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @msthang5366
      @msthang5366 Рік тому +14

      Mine is somewhere eating the groceries.. EXACTLY WHY I am celibate..

    • @werekat1367
      @werekat1367 Рік тому +12

      @@TimTheEnchanter0 that's why it haunts me!!! Cause I'm celibate!!! 😭😭😭😭

    • @whatwasisnot
      @whatwasisnot Рік тому

      @@TimTheEnchanter0You got that hoe mentality that has destroyed marriage as an institution.

    • @bluebelle2193
      @bluebelle2193 7 місяців тому +1

      ​@@werekat1367same same

  • @lisad2528
    @lisad2528 Рік тому +208

    I’m hollering at James peeking to make sure Fuhad saw how he was laying 😂😂😂😂

  • @katnicholson9976
    @katnicholson9976 Рік тому +460

    The stinky nipples one had me weak🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @MzVampira
      @MzVampira Рік тому +22

      For real though!!! I freakin gasped and choked on my laughter from the shock of that statement

    • @KingdomLovesyou
      @KingdomLovesyou Рік тому +6

      No Fa real I still watch that like its new

  • @aliciaw3347
    @aliciaw3347 Рік тому +360

    Why does all of James' fears end in his cheeks being ran through! 😂😂😂
    The terror this man must live with every day! 😅😅😅

  • @danikahholdman2609
    @danikahholdman2609 Рік тому +689

    That ‘toxic men’ story; she’s probably telling herself, “I like him because he’s honest.” 😭😂

    • @philiptettehokai
      @philiptettehokai Рік тому +59

      To be fair the guy in question said that with a funny charm and concluded with "that or I'll get you flowers"...

    • @msthang5366
      @msthang5366 Рік тому +21

      Or, she’s just as toxic..
      Have you ever seen two toxic people get together? It’s like a train crash, you cannot look away, although you will see some shit..

    • @ayoublahrach4169
      @ayoublahrach4169 Рік тому +13

      She probably taught "I can fix him"

    • @LuwiKangombi
      @LuwiKangombi Рік тому +5

      @@ayoublahrach4169 it’s crazy how women think they can change everyone 😅

    • @Alia89119
      @Alia89119 Рік тому +9

      I'm a woman, and I wonder what we be on sometimes. This generation is just different.

  • @even5584
    @even5584 Рік тому +193

    That fear James talks about at 11:20 is the exact same fear women face when men are aggressive about their approach, don’t take rejection well, invade their space on a dance floor or home, or are relentless about pursuing her when she is clearly not interested

    • @elijahbillings4658
      @elijahbillings4658 Рік тому +3

      Sorry to hear that. God bless you

    • @lj0727
      @lj0727 Рік тому +14

      Right? This is how women feel all the time really

    • @soulvibe6533
      @soulvibe6533 Рік тому

      If I was a girl I would start acting all sexy and shit get close grab it then just squeeze it. Like I’m trying to get the water out my wash cloth.

    • @RocioLopez-wi3qc
      @RocioLopez-wi3qc 4 місяці тому

      I was literally about to comment this. So true

  • @natalierodney4740
    @natalierodney4740 Рік тому +229

    Its the way how James looks when he is laughing like he is grasping for air, takes me out everytime 😂😂😂

  • @pejp5890
    @pejp5890 Рік тому +283

    Watching this on the train and trying not to laugh out loud has me feeling like an athlete 😂😂😂

  • @rchen3
    @rchen3 Рік тому +237

    The “Turn Around” tweet is so similar to the “50 condoms… Make it 52” one from a while back 😂😂😂

    • @elbossco4251
      @elbossco4251 Рік тому +7

      I did not understand the turn around joke, what does it mean?

    • @Sci-mon_Sithole
      @Sci-mon_Sithole Рік тому +5

      That had me in stitches 😂

    • @eliaspiressantos3389
      @eliaspiressantos3389 Рік тому

      ​​@@elbossco4251t means that the person is masturbating behind the person who made the question.

    • @chloesabada9538
      @chloesabada9538 Рік тому

      ​@@elbossco4251he's j*rking off behind her

    • @charcoal3946
      @charcoal3946 Рік тому

      @@elbossco4251 it means that you'll find out what's the wildest place they've masturbated at if you turn around/ basically they're doing it behind you

  • @rojeff4547
    @rojeff4547 Рік тому +39

    “did i tell you i had a GHOST in my yard” 😭😭😭 james WHAT

  • @kwhisper1960
    @kwhisper1960 Рік тому +46

    Nahhhh that one about mopping himself into a corner weakened me 😂 ain’t no way that was the thing he came up with after brainstorming 😂 this is why you don’t lie 🤣

  • @joshaniew6081
    @joshaniew6081 Рік тому +294

    As sassy as James is.. He's afraid of someone taking his boochiecat

    • @Dirrtyvictory
      @Dirrtyvictory Рік тому +10

      ☠️☠️☠️😂😂😂

    • @SkynByPri
      @SkynByPri Рік тому +14

      😂😂 yooooo wtf 😭😭

    • @tshepim6214
      @tshepim6214 Рік тому +16

      Boochiecat 😭😭😭😂😂😂

    • @bluebelle2193
      @bluebelle2193 7 місяців тому

      Boochiecat?? 😂😂😂

  • @bhustler2010
    @bhustler2010 Рік тому +64

    Its y'alls delivery EVERY. SINGLE. TIME for me! I listen to you guys while I'm cleaning, while I'm driving, while I'm outside gardening n yall have me fuckin dyyiinnngggggg laughing!

  • @nettmitch3452
    @nettmitch3452 Рік тому +61

    Asthmatics, get your inhaler before watching! 😂😂😂
    The tweets are wild to me, but as per, it's the reactions that kill it 😅

    • @mesidye
      @mesidye Рік тому +1

      😂😂😂😂

  • @vickismith
    @vickismith Рік тому +89

    I've always changed my own tyres because I'm too impatient to wait on assistance.
    One time I was with my auntie and she was astounded that I knew how to do it and how quickly I had it done.
    My best time for changing a tyre was 12 minutes from pullover to back on the road. I was driving taxis at the time and had a £60 fare that I refused to let someone else get. The four guys bet me the cost of the fare if I could do it in under 15 minutes. Gave me £20 tip on top of the £60. Never had a round of applause for changing a tyre before or since 😅😅😅

    • @bhustler2010
      @bhustler2010 Рік тому +15

      I'm a 33 yr old woman and I've always changed my own tires... I dont think I could date a man that csnt drive a manual or change his own tires cuz I'll be damned if he calls me to do it for him 😂😂😂😂

    • @vickismith
      @vickismith Рік тому +10

      @bhustler2010 I feel you! One time I was with my guy friend and he just stood looking over my shoulder scratching his head. His words were "I'll stand here and look pretty".

    • @msthang5366
      @msthang5366 Рік тому +7

      Gone GIRL!!!!
      That’s DOPE

    • @g100-w6j
      @g100-w6j Рік тому +8

      ​@@vickismith you're everything. he's just Ken🤓☝️

    • @elsa_nyc
      @elsa_nyc Рік тому +1

      Brava!

  • @jezzikahh
    @jezzikahh Рік тому +145

    😂 the fact that the last one even got 2 men to propose to get herself in that predicament. Homegirl been living a double life for YEARS.

  • @stephaniehaynes8609
    @stephaniehaynes8609 Рік тому +19

    Man said, "Scurvy". I'm done 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @zacchaeush111
    @zacchaeush111 Рік тому +22

    10:49 The way James says gay is SENDING ME 😂😂

  • @LuwiKangombi
    @LuwiKangombi Рік тому +32

    9:22 classic black person reaction 😭😂😂 trust me I would also ignore it and sleep 💀

  • @groundzero2088
    @groundzero2088 Рік тому +19

    When Fuhad turned to James, rolled his eyes and said "Mate what? No you never..." and then James continues the story and he goes "No you never." I lost my shit. I don't know why that was so funny to me😭

  • @tmmay.10
    @tmmay.10 Рік тому +12

    The reaction to the nipple one is gold😂😂😂 Fuhad’s face expression and James laugh from the shock 😂😂

  • @SIMPLYSHONNY
    @SIMPLYSHONNY Рік тому +25

    I swear they really make my day! My heart always feels so much joy watching them.

  • @primodila9900
    @primodila9900 Рік тому +8

    "WHY ARE YOU RESPONDING WHEN YOU KNOW I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU" 😂💀GOOOOOONE

  • @Hawkmoon1981
    @Hawkmoon1981 Рік тому +25

    Grandma out here like "I don't gotta explain myself to you youngins - this is Mr. Lenny, now MIND YA BIZNESS!"

  • @AndresGomez-ct7qb
    @AndresGomez-ct7qb Рік тому +27

    I think James is talking about the blind dating clip with Zach Justice. The guy's a professional troll, and he was joking with the toxic thing and in the full video he was by far the funniest, that's why he got picked.

  • @hummi83
    @hummi83 Рік тому +15

    "my cheeks were his for the taking" 😆😆😆

    • @KanyaSicam
      @KanyaSicam Рік тому

      I became weak... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @risanddanny92515
    @risanddanny92515 Рік тому +16

    Y’all make me laugh through the toughest of times love from Philly!

  • @Jordandacosta25
    @Jordandacosta25 Рік тому +22

    Funniest episode I’ve ever watched at the gym creasing 😂 Uber treating you like a prossy

  • @queend9759
    @queend9759 Рік тому +12

    That nipple stink one absolutely had me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Phoooooooooo, serious halitosis 🤢🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣

  • @ohkay5574
    @ohkay5574 Рік тому +11

    Naa watching these episodes while eating or drinking is DANGEROUS 🤣😭

  • @naimapeck1683
    @naimapeck1683 Рік тому +46

    The Boetas are back to tickle our funny bones and unleash the giggles😂😂😂 much love for this channel all the from South Africa Cape Town ❤❤❤

    • @akhonanonkelela6395
      @akhonanonkelela6395 Рік тому +2

      Saw ‘Boetas’ and knew right away you’re my people 😭🫱🏼‍🫲🏽. Awe! 🥺

    • @naimapeck1683
      @naimapeck1683 Рік тому

      @@akhonanonkelela6395 Aweeee🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @itsbello__
      @itsbello__ Рік тому

      not "the boetas" 😭🤣🤣

  • @llewis921
    @llewis921 Рік тому +11

    I have to watch y’all at least once a day because the laughs put me in such a good mood. 😂😂

  • @jordanjesso6914
    @jordanjesso6914 Рік тому +30

    Stopped my rock climbing just to watch this 🤣 absolute killer jokes

  • @Ricanluve
    @Ricanluve Рік тому +10

    As much as I love the audio only, the video, just puts it over the top 😂😂😂 watching them interact in the best!

  • @tiniqlindo4573
    @tiniqlindo4573 Рік тому +3

    "Stop Bae, spit it out" .... just choked on smoke 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @m3lis54
    @m3lis54 Рік тому +18

    James laughing for 28 seconds straight is all I needed

  • @jaqwatson9425
    @jaqwatson9425 Рік тому +7

    Proper laughing out loud ~ thank you 🙏🏼 it was muchly needed!!!

  • @Pokebilities
    @Pokebilities Рік тому +3

    I'm glad my dad asked me to "help" him with a lot of things when i was younger. He was really just teaching me good life skills, how to change a tire, simple plumbing, knowing how to check and change a light switch. My friend's grandma lives me because I changed her tire on a rain night and the car was on a hill.

  • @junglekxngtalksanime
    @junglekxngtalksanime Рік тому +8

    "Why you responding when I wasn't talking to you?" 😭😭😭🤣🤣

  • @nuku9475
    @nuku9475 Рік тому +29

    we can all agree that Rem looked sexy at 11:14
    No, just me? aiit then.

  • @mathabi.m
    @mathabi.m Рік тому +6

    🤣 🤣 James is so lightskin with his fantasies

  • @ernaisaacs983
    @ernaisaacs983 Рік тому +103

    Much love and uncontrollable laughs from South Africa 🇿🇦🖤✨😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ricaivory6571
    @ricaivory6571 Рік тому +6

    Why was James saying GAY so hard, he had to emphasize how much he was scared 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @BansheeVanRaven
    @BansheeVanRaven Рік тому +33

    "Fear ran through my blood".
    You just felt a sensation a lot of women have on a regular basis with men.

    • @lukecasey5669
      @lukecasey5669 Рік тому

      Oh well

    • @godrules3596
      @godrules3596 7 місяців тому

      Gtfoh this propagranda needs to go🙄 women call a nervous man saying "hello" as creepy

  • @relationshitspodcast
    @relationshitspodcast Рік тому +51

    I'm never laughing at what they say, I'm only ever laughing at James's laugh

  • @ayomideawe802
    @ayomideawe802 Рік тому +5

    I was facing away from him and Fuegs snapping the Him part😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @bl757
    @bl757 Рік тому +14

    Plot twist: it was Fuhad in James's place that night. It was a test run and James woke up too soon

  • @colinlandess2735
    @colinlandess2735 Рік тому +13

    That nipple stink got me laughing so much

  • @gisellemitchell8620
    @gisellemitchell8620 Рік тому +6

    You guys make my days soooo much better much love to you guys.❤

  • @kimberlykelly8651
    @kimberlykelly8651 Рік тому +2

    It's the "ting" for me ❤😂 I love you guys so much 😂😂

  • @bin4518
    @bin4518 Рік тому +7

    "He has gum disease!" 🤣😂

  • @Astriddd333
    @Astriddd333 Рік тому +6

    "crying over a man who makes your nipples stink after he sucks them is crazy" fucking KILLED me 😭😭😭 i'm was trying so hard not to bust out laughing bc my bf sleeping right next to me omg 🤣

  • @annegorgeous5478
    @annegorgeous5478 Рік тому +2

    “I was asleep like this”😭😂😂😂🔥

  • @enhledlamini8821
    @enhledlamini8821 Рік тому +6

    These two make my day 😭😭

  • @SareBear2000
    @SareBear2000 Рік тому +4

    Y'all's impression of changing tires had me deaddddd🤣🤣🤣 guuuur guuurrr🔩 skuuuuurt🏎️

  • @mo4744
    @mo4744 Рік тому +2

    'Adrenalin wouldn't save u coz his adrenaline will top you'😂😂😂

  • @tayoriginal4067
    @tayoriginal4067 Рік тому +6

    James' stories don't even phase Fuhad 😂

  • @austinosimetha4479
    @austinosimetha4479 Рік тому +6

    Why has James experienced everything?😂

  • @lynpendlebury2804
    @lynpendlebury2804 Рік тому +3

    Just got home from work and this gave me the laughs i needed thankyou james and fuhad

  • @Sara_ennit
    @Sara_ennit Рік тому +6

    The flat chest one had my jaw dropped to the floor 💀💀 if I ever heard a man tell me I made him feel gay, my life is forfeit from that day cuz whats the actual point of me 🤡

  • @RaizelSX
    @RaizelSX Рік тому +3

    7:42
    That halitosis is epic. Had this happened to the downstairs, it took 2 showers and a workout, with a lil Listerine to get it off... But then again that might have just been my nose

  • @SashaJ79
    @SashaJ79 Рік тому +4

    I'm a girl and I've changed my car's tyre twice! Once at my GP's office car park and the other on my drive at home - both times in heels! Took me forever, but I did it :-)

  • @refiloetshabalala4800
    @refiloetshabalala4800 Рік тому +4

    James describing tire changing made me so happy😭

  • @kikimarriott8707
    @kikimarriott8707 Рік тому +2

    When is James's coming out party 😂😂😂😂😂 fuhad nearly lost it with the "did i tell you about the ghost in my room" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Diamondz2000
    @Diamondz2000 Рік тому +2

    i am stifling 😂 my laughter at work.

  • @LilithsLittleSister
    @LilithsLittleSister Рік тому +1

    I love when James falls apart at the seams laughing 😂

  • @Dondada3425
    @Dondada3425 Рік тому +2

    10:13 there was a WHAT in your yard !!!
    Nahhhhh they too comfortable in the UK man

  • @mlangenifikile4923
    @mlangenifikile4923 Рік тому +2

    Ohh myy gosh😂😂 I loooove this duo sooo much. James' laugh just makes the joke even funnier annnd MR FUHAD IS JUSST THE MOUNTAIN IM WILLING TO CLIMB AND DIE ON. LOVE HIM LOADS MAN😊

  • @kola844
    @kola844 Рік тому +12

    The nipples tweet got me crying at work fam. Lmfao.

  • @philomenakamsorochi6772
    @philomenakamsorochi6772 Рік тому +5

    The uber one is factssssss 😅😂

  • @mambodebour9166
    @mambodebour9166 Рік тому

    Love the show guys watch every single thing y'all take out... Much love from Johannesburg 🇿🇦

  • @jalamcpherson2533
    @jalamcpherson2533 Рік тому +3

    love from the US you guys make my day with yalls laugh

  • @portialewis8099
    @portialewis8099 Рік тому +1

    The way Fuhad looks around makes me holler!!

  • @thisiscrystal3656
    @thisiscrystal3656 Рік тому +1

    James ghost story has me in tears on the bus to work🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ryanboyd4770
    @ryanboyd4770 Рік тому

    Just found this a few weeks ago. Brilliant. Thanks guys🎉👍👍

  • @keishakeyz86
    @keishakeyz86 Рік тому +1

    Moped myself into a corner lol😂 used that excuse as a child... 😂😂😂

  • @anokgar2953
    @anokgar2953 Рік тому +3

    James be saying the most out of pocket shit 😭😭

  • @jazzymidear3466
    @jazzymidear3466 Рік тому +3

    You gotta let my man James breathe 😂 he was turning colors over the man with scurvy😂😂😂😂

  • @tshepim6214
    @tshepim6214 Рік тому +1

    Not “my friend Mr Lenny” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @algarrue6530
    @algarrue6530 Рік тому

    “Why you tryna make him feel good?”😂😂😂😂😂

  • @abbyyy5102
    @abbyyy5102 Рік тому +1

    lots of love from Toronto ! you guys always kill me 😂😂😂😂

  • @eclipsestorm1975
    @eclipsestorm1975 Рік тому +3

    😂😂 James' accidentally saying gay stuff has me in stitches 😂😂

  • @noobs4hire441
    @noobs4hire441 Рік тому +2

    There was a what in your yard 😂😂😂

  • @miss_sea_lou2318
    @miss_sea_lou2318 Рік тому +7

    Happy escape from the womb day to mii🎉! I needed a laugh. 😂

  • @SuperMommav
    @SuperMommav Рік тому +1

    Jaaaammse really hits them “hard Rs” 😂

  • @Huhhh1110
    @Huhhh1110 Рік тому +7

    Listening from 3:39 with no context is killing me 😂😂😂

  • @amazon6761
    @amazon6761 Рік тому +2

    I Love When They Say “women love toxic men” & I’m Over Here Not Wanting Any Man.

  • @IRCW
    @IRCW Рік тому

    “You want him to feel good”🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @doordoor1
    @doordoor1 Рік тому +2

    10:02 that "HIM" was so funny

  • @MOOSEKEE
    @MOOSEKEE Рік тому +2

    10:45 caught me off so hard i'm on the floor rolling 😂

  • @sunray686
    @sunray686 Рік тому +3

    9:15 bro that happens to me all the time, i be getting tapped in the lips, the hip, the stomach its crazy bro💀

  • @kev.fellington
    @kev.fellington Рік тому

    Glad y’all feel the same way about tire changing 😂

  • @tomerreuven5860
    @tomerreuven5860 Рік тому +2

    james with the hard R at 10:10

  • @angelinfused2892
    @angelinfused2892 8 місяців тому

    The way fuhad look dead in the camera and said AAA that's your job😂😂😂

  • @amaruhouston6006
    @amaruhouston6006 Рік тому +11

    You're telling me she chose the dude who was a manipulator that judge should have smacked the s*** out of her

  • @rwilli26rw
    @rwilli26rw Рік тому

    Congratulations on 1M guysss!!!

  • @mariehonle8861
    @mariehonle8861 Рік тому

    I CRIED watching this during work 😂