The WORST Rejection You've Ever Heard! | Ep 247| ShxtsnGigs Podcast

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  • @chvrchx
    @chvrchx Рік тому +6841

    “Long story short I did cheat on her” 😭😭😭 that wasn’t the ending I was expecting to that story 😂

  • @Grace19049
    @Grace19049 Рік тому +4934

    James: these men can’t handle rejection
    Also James: I’ll throw a glass of water at her 😂

  • @ElephantChatting
    @ElephantChatting Рік тому +2243

    *Let’s be honest we’re only here for the Scenarios* 🤣🤣 James actually putting himself in each situation like he’s dealt with *EVERYTHING* is simply the best 😭😭

    • @kayserunye
      @kayserunye Рік тому +14

      You didn’t lie 😂😂😂

    • @tiffanyingram3444
      @tiffanyingram3444 Рік тому +8

      Right looking barely in his 30s lol

    • @iamannem.s3101
      @iamannem.s3101 Рік тому +14

      Right like him and fuhad arguing like they were actually the couple 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @rebeccaroberts8120
      @rebeccaroberts8120 Рік тому +10

      "SO WE'RE THROWING STUFF AT PEOPLE, YEAH?!?!"

  • @Joe1887
    @Joe1887 Рік тому +2871

    I can't get over "My enemies would laugh at me." 💀

  • @tishellefrancois7840
    @tishellefrancois7840 Рік тому +3613

    James getting offended for EVERY SINGLE SCENARIO!!! 🤣🤣

    • @tishellefrancois7840
      @tishellefrancois7840 Рік тому +55

      @@uok6216 unless he's acting out the women parts with Fuhad. Like when he tells fuhad he'd suck the skin off him and such.

    • @hlonivincent4256
      @hlonivincent4256 Рік тому

      @@uok6216 dsesxk

    • @User-rx2tt
      @User-rx2tt Рік тому +6

      We here for itttt

    • @MagicalGirlContractor
      @MagicalGirlContractor Рік тому +2

      He's sooo cute haha

    • @georgiaakande9801
      @georgiaakande9801 Рік тому +38

      The minute you hear "Fuhad, Fuhad, I promise you this..." you know the outrage is coming!!!! Loooool

  • @alexandrap4753
    @alexandrap4753 Рік тому +1721

    “Light skin activated” had me howling 🤣😂🤣😂🤣 legit laughed out loud 🤣

  • @lifeoflerneece
    @lifeoflerneece Рік тому +871

    James:guys are so sensitive
    Also James “she’ll just see water coming” and “I’ll snap her ankle”🤣🤣😭

    • @stshx6353
      @stshx6353 Рік тому +10

      This killed me🤣🤣🤣

    • @tdot1090
      @tdot1090 Рік тому +4

      Fucking dead😅

    • @Nataliemetoyer
      @Nataliemetoyer 11 місяців тому +1

      Facts 😂😂😂😂

    • @sidytav3120
      @sidytav3120 6 місяців тому +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @RedLightz_TV
      @RedLightz_TV 5 місяців тому +2

      It’s the best part 🤣🤣🤣

  • @natalie_kendel
    @natalie_kendel Рік тому +483

    Favourite part of tis podcast is that, unlike most other podcasters, you guys don't interrupt each other. You actually listen and let each other talk. LOVE THAT!

  • @lafleursamsara2013
    @lafleursamsara2013 Рік тому +3187

    A lot of these worst rejection encounters are villain origin stories.

    • @glock-kay
      @glock-kay Рік тому +112

      Turning them into demons😭

    • @LillyMichaelson637
      @LillyMichaelson637 Рік тому +84

      For real though, why do people have to be so heartless. Just yes or no, don't need this 'extra'

    • @cajequartz4074
      @cajequartz4074 Рік тому +78

      “You disgust me. You weren’t worth a second of my time.”
      (A few weeks after saving her life from a suicide attempt 💀)

    • @j.prunty1278
      @j.prunty1278 Рік тому +5

      "That's DISGUSTING." 😡
      💁🏾‍♂️ 🍑 💦😂

    • @makeupmakeupmakeup7471
      @makeupmakeupmakeup7471 Рік тому +5

      For real. 😭😂

  • @DeannaStLouis
    @DeannaStLouis Рік тому +1416

    The “Jesus wept” from James had me screaming 😂

    • @bubblebobblefullthrottle
      @bubblebobblefullthrottle Рік тому +42

      Full on choking lmaooo! Came from nowhere 🤣

    • @miainthesun
      @miainthesun Рік тому +31

      The scream I SCRAMT when he said that 😪

    • @salimarsmith
      @salimarsmith Рік тому +13

      Bruhhhhhhhhhhhh🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣I fuckin died🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @kagomodise4008
      @kagomodise4008 Рік тому +12

      FAMILY! 😂😂😂😂

    • @elicharles6380
      @elicharles6380 Рік тому +8

      Fucking same!!!!! Damn near got me fired working in this office 🤣🤣

  • @MrClutch146
    @MrClutch146 Рік тому +603

    My enemies will laugh at me. 😅😂That’s definitely a Nigerian girl.

  • @shanncreates
    @shanncreates Рік тому +513

    James getting humbled is SENDING ME😂😂😂

  • @chy8427
    @chy8427 Рік тому +1249

    Fuhad has been looking directly in the camera these last few episodes…I’m here for it 🤭

    • @kilokilo5004
      @kilokilo5004 Рік тому +123

      He's being more open aswell it's jokes to find out he's no angel clearly we don't know him like we think we do and he's unravelling before out eyes .. very entertaining

    • @taylorpalmer894
      @taylorpalmer894 Рік тому +67

      He loves that eye contact 😋

    • @j.prunty1278
      @j.prunty1278 Рік тому +20

      @@taylorpalmer894 don't we all😉😂

    • @SilkyC
      @SilkyC Рік тому +16

      YES! I need more of it

    • @vineeta03
      @vineeta03 Рік тому +12

      i think he might be looking at Rem who sits in that corner

  • @desonmaylor9496
    @desonmaylor9496 Рік тому +1088

    Was at a bar once and simply asked a girl her name, her response was “ nothing u need to know” and she walked away.
    I was legitimately frozen for 30 seconds

    • @f4iryth964
      @f4iryth964 Рік тому +145

      PLS it seems like women are extra harsh with their reactions in the club or smth, prolly cuz they dont wanna deal with NO bs😭😭😭

    • @Lill2895
      @Lill2895 Рік тому +163

      Because most dudes won't go away if you're polite about it, unfortunately. And depending on the vibe you give off in that moment, you might catch a stray 😭🤣 Especially in a bar or club.

    • @brec1589
      @brec1589 Рік тому +63

      @@Lill2895 reminds me of the time my friend caught a stray on Bourbon Street once. Dude followed us all the way to the next club. She told him to go find his friends 😂

    • @MoonMoon-fx1op
      @MoonMoon-fx1op Рік тому +31

      @@Lill2895 absolute facts, but they don't want to acknowledge that

    • @TheNinnyfee
      @TheNinnyfee Рік тому +54

      Women that are extra harsh actually give you a gift and don't waste your time and even money. It's rude, yes, but they don't play you.
      I would take such an honest no from a person any time, it doesn't hurt half as much as the game of the exploiters and cheaters.

  • @hapimas2411
    @hapimas2411 Рік тому +740

    The re-enactments ALWAYS get me
    It’s James saying hes going to make Fuhad want to throw a tree at him 💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @dayliarittenhouse
    @dayliarittenhouse Рік тому +452

    As a Floridian I love seeing how other people react to our news stories 🤣 never a shortage of entertainment

    • @salimarsmith
      @salimarsmith Рік тому +32

      Florida Man/Woman always sends me🤣🤣🤣🤣y'all got the best headlines!

    • @gracecamaxtli7090
      @gracecamaxtli7090 Рік тому +40

      “That’s where the heathens live” 😂😂😂

    • @superiorpanda6449
      @superiorpanda6449 Рік тому +8

      Ong, half the shit that be going on here I’m either unaware of or think is common

    • @karlagonzalvez4703
      @karlagonzalvez4703 Рік тому +3

      Sameee. Ppl always say the crazy ppl live here or "it's always Florida". Charlemagne has done it on the radio and it's hilarious 😂

    • @roaming1996
      @roaming1996 27 днів тому +1

      Factssss 😂😂😂 proudly embarrassing

  • @tweety1864
    @tweety1864 Рік тому +447

    James feeling every piece of these rejections 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @caitlinbyrne
    @caitlinbyrne Рік тому +290

    The whole “James gets humbled” section absolutely KILLED ME 😭

  • @OofWillis
    @OofWillis Рік тому +240

    There is nothing better than James and Fuhad role playing

  • @evekumari
    @evekumari Рік тому +645

    I lost my mum last week, you guys are the only thing that keeps me smiling RN ✨

  • @PemDanis
    @PemDanis Рік тому +271

    The fact that you can talk about your teenage embarrassments with chest is so brave, I admire your bravery 💪🏼

  • @fe-real
    @fe-real Рік тому +214

    "I've come to collect my dance."
    I said "What?" with the exact same facial expression and cadence she did, cause Jaaaames! What?! 😂🤣😂

    • @intldawn
      @intldawn 6 місяців тому +1

      “Collect” my dance is CRAZYYYYY😂😂😂. Even if she were expecting him to come over to ask her to dance, that word choice is so wild. Poor young James was so flustered. ☠️

  • @maamenhyira
    @maamenhyira Рік тому +207

    "...oh Jesus wept..." 😂 James and his phrases

  • @Puppies-z9h
    @Puppies-z9h Рік тому +437

    A female friend drunkenly told me that her boyfriend confessed to her that he was actually into me but thought I was out of his league so he asked her out instead.
    Even sadder is that I'm not exceptionally good looking, and worse, she stayed with him despite him disrespecting her like that!

    • @goodbher9244
      @goodbher9244 Рік тому +34

      Ew. Lol

    • @seasidesapphic6380
      @seasidesapphic6380 Рік тому +66

      … this comment will haunt me for life. GIRL WHAT?!?!

    • @Lill2895
      @Lill2895 Рік тому +52

      The way I'd end up on a true crime show if my bf said some me like that to me!

    • @MezziK
      @MezziK Рік тому +34

      Low self esteem is real.... like damn...

    • @jonathanxavier2026
      @jonathanxavier2026 Рік тому

      @@Lill2895 Wait, weren't you saying women could take rejection well?

  • @TacotheBlackGuy
    @TacotheBlackGuy Рік тому +117

    My father passed yesterday morning. You guys can still make me laugh as I deal with the hardest loss I've dealt with in my life and I want to thank you so so much for this podcast. I need anything at all to keep my mind occupied and stay positive.

    • @danman350z
      @danman350z Рік тому +2

      Sorry for your loss, brother.

    • @nqobilezondi4314
      @nqobilezondi4314 Рік тому +4

      RIP to your father🕊 May God cover you and your family

    • @TacotheBlackGuy
      @TacotheBlackGuy Рік тому

      @@danman350z I appreciate that

    • @TacotheBlackGuy
      @TacotheBlackGuy Рік тому

      @@nqobilezondi4314 thank you I appreciate it

    • @VieraXXII
      @VieraXXII Рік тому +1

      Sorry for your loss. That's severe. Hugs and prayers to you and your family 😞❤️

  • @9Essence
    @9Essence Рік тому +152

    Lmao!!!!! “light skin activated!!” TOOK ME OUT!!🗣️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @RodrickMarsMoon
    @RodrickMarsMoon Рік тому +489

    My worst one was definitely when a ex broke up with me on the very day I was planning to propose to her. I sit with her trying to understand why she wanted to break up, and she "it's just that... William is better than you, my dad likes him, my mom thinks he's great... but we can still be friends, right?"
    Side note: William is a guy I hated with all my heart, her dad acted all threatening to me on the only interaction we had and her mom treated me as a son through the whole relationship I had with her daughter... So, yeah, it was a triple shock to hear that.
    I heard by a gossip that, months later, this William was the worst and was rejected by them not much later, so, yeah, it was kind of a happy ending, I don't know 🤔😅.

    • @koru8580
      @koru8580 Рік тому +68

      Definitely sounds like karma happened

    • @RodrickMarsMoon
      @RodrickMarsMoon Рік тому +15

      @@koru8580 Indeed, indeed 😄🤗!

    • @junglekxngtalksanime
      @junglekxngtalksanime Рік тому +34

      From an L to a big W

    • @nihilpizza6291
      @nihilpizza6291 Рік тому +1

      Honestly a dub for you, karma is a bitch😏

    • @RodrickMarsMoon
      @RodrickMarsMoon Рік тому +4

      @@nihilpizza6291 I don't know what dub means, but I appreciate that 😄🤗. Haha'.

  • @GothicUndone
    @GothicUndone Рік тому +45

    “Brudda wit the bags get out the way!”
    “He wasn’t even holding his own bags!!”
    😂😂😂😂Noooo James! 😅😅😅

  • @heyitsshay6058
    @heyitsshay6058 Рік тому +274

    James thought his lightskinned powers were working through the streets 🤣🤣🤣

  • @honeybee725
    @honeybee725 Рік тому +234

    I’ve said this to a shitty ex, he said “I want you back” and I said “it’s good to want things, it builds character”💀😂

    • @virgoqueen0911
      @virgoqueen0911 Рік тому +13

      😂😂 I'm stealing this!!

    • @chishimbachewe2597
      @chishimbachewe2597 Рік тому +10

      PLEASE 😭. The fact that I've said something similar almost word for word😂. Except it was "It's good to want things, isn't it? But it's even better not to get them. You learn more that way."😂

    • @anywallsocket
      @anywallsocket 7 місяців тому +1

      Mid

    • @TheyLuvMeKJ
      @TheyLuvMeKJ 6 місяців тому

      ​@@anywallsocket cry..

  • @immaculatemoraa9539
    @immaculatemoraa9539 Рік тому +265

    😩my crush showed me a pic of a girl chosen for him to marry (his Muslim ) when he found out I liked him . Months later I find out the girl was his mum 😒.😂

  • @deniloui810
    @deniloui810 Рік тому +63

    “A ring of fire and I’m standing in the middle” im acc crying 😂

  • @junglekxngtalksanime
    @junglekxngtalksanime Рік тому +302

    "Your sister is 100% better looking than you, don't you EVER forget that."
    OH MY GAWD!! 😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Big love from Mzansi y'all 🇿🇦

  • @brettervonkanada6102
    @brettervonkanada6102 Рік тому +40

    I recently discovered ShxtsnGigs and I've got to say this is by far my favourite podcast in the world rn... I've never been laughing so much while dying inside. You guys are genuine and have the most unique style on the entire internet. It's really difficult to find a quality content like this without the whole left-right toxic bullshxt that everyone hops on these days. Keep enjoying what you do. I'm joining the Patreon and recommending this to everyone I know. Much love from the east.
    P.S. I've had my share of rejection stories but recently, more than half of the girls that reject me, keep getting back to me simply because I'm showing no emotion when I get rejected, I say I understand, smile and wish them a good luck. Sometimes it takes a week or a month, even a year but I almost always find a DM from these girls later. Be gracious in defeat guys and play the long game.

  • @Noenie903
    @Noenie903 Рік тому +256

    Sometimes saying no just isn't enough. People will be hounding you like you owe them something. Just keep quiet and walk away. 🤷‍♀️ Works most of the time.

    • @rafaelfonseca4558
      @rafaelfonseca4558 Рік тому +34

      This always makes me fear having a daughter. It should work every time. That one time out of 100 is what terrifies me. And it’s not even the females fault.

    • @BRIBOATMAN
      @BRIBOATMAN Рік тому +18

      @@rafaelfonseca4558 my friends cousin was at the bus stop and some guy asked for her number and she said no and put her head down.. he left, came back and shot her 😔 sometimes guys don’t take “no” well.. It’s definitely a fear of mine.

    • @marybean2231
      @marybean2231 Рік тому

      ​@@BRIBOATMAN I had to give five of 'em, and got a laugh. Luckily the worst the mf did was forced me to kiss him, but yeah. If that were somewhere I was isolated with him, def would've gotten r*ped. Gotta be careful out there

    • @udontevenwannaknowbruv
      @udontevenwannaknowbruv Рік тому +4

      @@BRIBOATMAN OMG? That’s so messed up, now we can’t even reject them at all. I hate these type of men as if rejection isn’t part of life and they just have to take it so personally. I’m so sorry about your friend. :( And I hope his psycho, petty ass gets what he deserves in prison.

  • @dreadtofro
    @dreadtofro Рік тому +47

    38:07 James laughing at himself is why I love these guys so much! Spendin' a little bit of money, innit?! Light skin activated!!! LMAO

  • @nkosanancaphayi8675
    @nkosanancaphayi8675 Рік тому +37

    "So we're throwing things at people"😂😂🔥
    Old man throws a whole tree!!🤣🚩

  • @stephaniehorn1029
    @stephaniehorn1029 Рік тому +38

    Hello from California.
    I am a new mom, felt like I lost myself because I was giving so much to my family. This podcast gave me new life. Love everything about the show. Laughter is truly the best medicine

  • @taneshacartwright6144
    @taneshacartwright6144 Рік тому +81

    The reenactment of the tree throwing died me 💀💀💀😂
    Love you guys. Crying real tears.... let's know the facts before we get carried away 😂

  • @nieciewho3083
    @nieciewho3083 Рік тому +38

    Nahhh James kills me!! He feels every damn scenario and I live for it!! James’ madness turns me on a little I can’t lie, his rage is spicy 😄

  • @akshainierajan6532
    @akshainierajan6532 Рік тому +90

    My worst rejection: I told him I like him on the bus, he said “I couldn’t care less tbh” 💀

  • @FeelinErie
    @FeelinErie Рік тому +86

    So I've been battling depression this festive period, but the one at 14:59 had me laughing HARD. Thank you guys for making me smile again, it had been a while :)

  • @AntMane92
    @AntMane92 Рік тому +47

    "My enemies would laugh at me" sent me to the afterlife. 💀

  • @fitzwilliams4215
    @fitzwilliams4215 Рік тому +56

    "No offence but I think I can do better"
    Them is fighting words 💀💀

  • @salmaabdul-aziz8363
    @salmaabdul-aziz8363 Рік тому +91

    Love how James gets into his feelings with these scenarios 😂😂😂

  • @kaiwhat1207
    @kaiwhat1207 Рік тому +157

    Just imagine being Lauren today, eating her heart out 😂😬

  • @thandokazimagopheni8004
    @thandokazimagopheni8004 Рік тому +313

    A juicy woosie Boxing Day treat! Happy holiday everyone 🇿🇦

  • @JustUdoro
    @JustUdoro Рік тому +36

    55:16 YALLS RE-ENACTMENTS ARE GOLD!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ayola14
    @ayola14 Рік тому +32

    When they say, "the worst thing they can say is no."
    I wish that was true

  • @meghannnnnn
    @meghannnnnn Рік тому +37

    The girl suggesting other people for him to go to prom with is UNHINGED😂. But at least she was helpful

  • @abstrvvct1318
    @abstrvvct1318 Рік тому +152

    My worst rejection: I was in this group chat some years ago and decided to shoot my shot to this one guy I thought was so fine (separate from the gc of course). His response: “Ew, it’s you”
    Hurt my soul eternally

    • @elijahbillings4658
      @elijahbillings4658 Рік тому +34

      "Eternally" 😭😭😭😭😭

    • @bens.664
      @bens.664 Рік тому +8

      lmao no way a man said that to you pls 😭😭

    • @pa3162
      @pa3162 Рік тому +10

      Rude! must have needed Specsavers

    • @Thoughtsbyme-ts4jz
      @Thoughtsbyme-ts4jz Рік тому +14

      I would have deleted my WhatsApp

    • @Lill2895
      @Lill2895 Рік тому +7

      Was he BLIND 😭 Like dang!

  • @tweety1864
    @tweety1864 Рік тому +50

    I have been binging episodes all weekend....I feel like I'm ready to become a cult baby 😂😂😂😂

  • @LPnerd
    @LPnerd Рік тому +17

    " Jesus wept." OMG I haven't heard that in years, I legit snorted and laughed for a good min. Why are people so cruel to each other?

  • @kiranhalal5544
    @kiranhalal5544 Рік тому +45

    OMG you guys had me in stitches 😂😂😂 "I wasn't even wearing a mask"... 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @textgaming8988
    @textgaming8988 Рік тому +103

    I was told “No woman would ever be with a guy who has a build like that” Gym motivation went crazy for a little bit there 😅

    • @BigLance27
      @BigLance27 Рік тому

      Damn were you fat and short or super skinny and short? Because as long as you are tall and women view you as being attractive then what she said didn't mean nothing but if you were built like the two questions I asked you at the beginning of this comment then yeah you had to get in the gym. Because unless you have a lot of 💰 most women are not trying to mess with dudes who are fat or super skinny and short at the same time.

    • @textgaming8988
      @textgaming8988 Рік тому +18

      @@BigLance27 I’m 6’3” lol. I was overweight back then. Nowadays I’m in shape so all is well 💪🏻 Went from 270 pounds down to 200

    • @isolihlekhayemba3703
      @isolihlekhayemba3703 Рік тому +3

      @@textgaming8988 noice

    • @powerjolt7215
      @powerjolt7215 Рік тому +3

      @@textgaming8988 I fully respect that King. Stay on the grind! 💪🏼 You got this 100%!! (Wish I could grind too, but I'm kinda sick on a doctor needed level..)

    • @elijahbillings4658
      @elijahbillings4658 Рік тому +3

      @@powerjolt7215 God bless you man. Feel better, health more important than looks on every level 👌🏽

  • @Niamhmariephelan
    @Niamhmariephelan Рік тому +32

    The worst rejection I ever felt was from a guy I liked in 5th year, we were on break from class,a bunch of us were messing and he said that what I'd need to make me look good couldn't be bought in a chemist, ruined my confidence, I'm now 39, and to this day It stings when I think about it......

  • @Pire0607
    @Pire0607 Рік тому +10

    Love the way yall confessed how crushes end terribly. .yall talk about the realest things no iie!

  • @amybeelicious
    @amybeelicious Рік тому +158

    My worst rejection was when I asked this guy at work if he was dtf and he kept giggling and saying he was flattered and he didn't wanna get fired for fraternizing and that's literally it. I called in for like 2wks straight because of the embarrassment and eventually changed jobs 💀

    • @jaleelhogue9220
      @jaleelhogue9220 Рік тому +28

      I’m sorry that happened love😂😂 chuckling at someone who u offered sex to is disheartening

    • @jonathanxavier2026
      @jonathanxavier2026 Рік тому +5

      Lmfao what an absolute legend.

  • @b4ileysinterlude
    @b4ileysinterlude Рік тому +17

    Found u guys a few weeks ago & have loved you guys ever since 😭 James & Fuhad’s marital fighting over Christmas dinner is so funny

  • @ameygarcia-aviles5332
    @ameygarcia-aviles5332 Рік тому +14

    As a gen x mom of 4 yall are fire. Me and my 24 year old son listen and laugh alot. Thanks guys

  • @shabangbangg_
    @shabangbangg_ Рік тому +97

    The light skinned activity from them both has me weak 😂😂😂

  • @proscapture
    @proscapture Рік тому +11

    James-" DONT SPEAK TO ME LIKE THAT!!!" bruh I folded😂😂😂

  • @JustUdoro
    @JustUdoro Рік тому +12

    42:59 James YOUR HUMBLED STORY WAS 🤣🤣🤣🤣 and SOOOO NEEDED! 💎💎💎

  • @tahira6574
    @tahira6574 Рік тому +46

    I love their reenactment it’s the best part of the show 😂

  • @mmmmmusic009
    @mmmmmusic009 Рік тому +113

    I needed these man today, had a shit day and i know they gon brighten it up for me

    • @catierollins8493
      @catierollins8493 Рік тому +3

      I hope your day get better. Happy Holidays!

    • @mmmmmusic009
      @mmmmmusic009 Рік тому

      @@catierollins8493 Thanks darling, happy holidays to you aswell!🥰

    • @kyaraw
      @kyaraw Рік тому +1

      I hope your day gets better!

    • @rheroberts868
      @rheroberts868 Рік тому

      Sending good vibes your way!!

  • @roxvid2
    @roxvid2 Рік тому +19

    The Christmas tree re-enactment had me crying lol🤣

  • @elenam9435
    @elenam9435 Рік тому +47

    This is one of THE most hilarious episodes!!🤣🤣

  • @karaokekingskingdom
    @karaokekingskingdom Рік тому +32

    Those secondary school rejections are trials of fire for future ladies man. We've all been there.

  • @Mekdes2104
    @Mekdes2104 Рік тому +33

    "Looking at migrating geese" James says the wildest things 🤣🤣

  • @synnoveadhanipersad782
    @synnoveadhanipersad782 Рік тому +40

    When James starts wheezing I know it's gonna be good 😂😭

  • @kamogelomokomane5814
    @kamogelomokomane5814 Рік тому +26

    Fuhad is just gorgeous!! That smile 😃 😊 #nuffsaid
    Love the podcast guys, all the way from South Africa 🇿🇦

  • @s0whatn0w
    @s0whatn0w Рік тому +26

    This is the BEST reenactment I’ve EVER experienced 👏where is their Oscar 🏆

  • @danaglass1265
    @danaglass1265 Рік тому +22

    That 🎄reinactment story was hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @bwlondonpodcast
    @bwlondonpodcast Рік тому +20

    I'm crying lol at James humble experience 🤣😂😭

  • @lisa.222
    @lisa.222 Рік тому +41

    That cop husband, u can really tell how he views women. The way he violated her privacy and exposed her. Especially with ppl from her work place?

  • @CrazyMamaKat
    @CrazyMamaKat Рік тому +32

    This guy told my friend he liked me then he said “But I could never publicly date her because I wouldn’t want anyone to think I lowered my standards” 🤣💀

    • @IMPster274
      @IMPster274 8 місяців тому +1

      So you're saying you've become emotionally unstable with a side order of low self esteem? Where have you been all my life?

  • @deenypoteeny9041
    @deenypoteeny9041 Рік тому +43

    Omg! A boy in junior high asked my sister out and she ran to the bathroom to throw up! 😂😂😂

  • @rebeccaturner9530
    @rebeccaturner9530 Рік тому +19

    "So I called him babe" this is why I called everyone babes, just incase 🤣

  • @tribesman1989
    @tribesman1989 Рік тому +43

    Bro, I was sweating that they took the break and there was no EP coming. It's a quiet start to boxing day here in Queensland, my morning just kicked. ✊🏻✊🏻

    • @thePanda_huma
      @thePanda_huma Рік тому +5

      Boxing day in S.A as well. Been stalking my UA-cam for this Monday fav😅

    • @tribesman1989
      @tribesman1989 Рік тому

      They're late on the Monday drops sometimes aye?! 😅

  • @nairobi_girl5808
    @nairobi_girl5808 Рік тому +16

    The hairline rejection was gold😂😂😂. I was belly laughing

  • @SymoneD16
    @SymoneD16 Рік тому +11

    I need a clip of them whenever they say "Whas goin on?" It's my favorite 🤣

  • @09090410
    @09090410 Рік тому +10

    I just LOVE the reenactments!! Y'all would be a chaotic couple (and I am here for it)

  • @kikialeaki1850
    @kikialeaki1850 Рік тому +27

    Fuhad just casually skipping over the first rejection like it was nothing😂😂

  • @purewisemarian
    @purewisemarian Рік тому +38

    James drunk bar talk got me crying laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 he so crazy!!!
    Girl: I don’t see you as a man 😮.
    James: she is black 😂😂😂 that’s so mean to say,

    • @moimeself1088
      @moimeself1088 Рік тому +1

      I've said that to my guy friends 🫣🤭🤭🤭🤭🤷🏾‍♀️

  • @camillegreen9144
    @camillegreen9144 Рік тому +9

    The whole of that Christmas Shopping Experience #legendary I Couldn't Breathe. 🤣🤣🤣 "I couldn't grab another bag" Killed It!

  • @psychologistplays3370
    @psychologistplays3370 Рік тому +175

    The moment you start looking past the charisma to slowly but surely realize we been supporting F boys 😬😳 This just like a relationship, now we in too deep!!😭

    • @jorreca
      @jorreca Рік тому +33

      HEAVYYYYYY lmao

    • @kikid8754
      @kikid8754 Рік тому +22

      LOOOL VERY TRUE

    • @zamalubambo195
      @zamalubambo195 Рік тому +42

      Fr idk why I thought they were wholesome 😂

    • @clyde._
      @clyde._ Рік тому +5

      😂😂

    • @alwaysfabulous9965
      @alwaysfabulous9965 Рік тому +19

      Yall fan filter strong--as a passer-by indulging in a guilty pleasure...Men + Podcast? Either Players tasked to ruin lives or angry wannabes.

  • @mirandamassey7738
    @mirandamassey7738 Рік тому +9

    I love how deep James gets into these skits🤣🤣🤣

  • @DuchessDelphine
    @DuchessDelphine 9 місяців тому +2

    I can’t over how much I love the banter between these two.

  • @alayhamichelle3368
    @alayhamichelle3368 Рік тому +30

    One of the worst rejections I've ever had was when I was in middle school and me and two other friends were walking around the gym (it was rainy outside and they split boys and girls up, guys were on the bleachers). I walked past this guy who was sitting with his friends, I had never talked to him before and only seen him in the halls since he was a grade above me. We made and held eye contact for all of like 3 seconds and dude turns to one of his friends where I can still hear and goes 'man why all the girls here ugly' (or something along those lines, I honestly tried for most of my adolescent life not to think about it). In the moment I was so embarrassed and my face was overheating, I'm pretty sure I made up some excuse to go to the locker room until the end of class. What's crazy is a couple years down the road after I graduated high school ran into the guy again, I'm pretty sure at the mall or something - HE TRIED TO HIT ON ME. When I tell you so many things ran through my head but all I could think to do was politely decline because I get super nervous and awkward when hit on (because of jerks like him from my adolescents I have almost nonexistent self esteem). Moral of the story it was scarring for 12/13 year old me and was imo one of my worst rejections because I in no way came onto this guy.

    • @beccafitz22
      @beccafitz22 Рік тому +6

      Awe…I hope things are better. You sound like an amazing young lady. Blessings from Texas 🤗.

  • @asif_md
    @asif_md 3 місяці тому +2

    The way James gets into character - I'm here for it every time

  • @kayserunye
    @kayserunye Рік тому +16

    James kills me😂😂😭😭😭 dzaddy is always offended, it’s hilarious

  • @lee-anne2961
    @lee-anne2961 Рік тому +5

    Daddy got humbled!! 😂 I can’t get enough of you guys!! ❤

  • @ramonaaflowersz1041
    @ramonaaflowersz1041 Рік тому +63

    I’d cry if I was Audrey finding out I wasn’t Fuhad’s first choice to prom on the whole internet

  • @wanjirulinet
    @wanjirulinet Рік тому +17

    James'laughter after hearing all those rejection LMAO😂😂😂

  • @mrsevelync6900
    @mrsevelync6900 Рік тому +5

    "I've come to COLLECT my dance" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 your boy is evil lmaaaoooo what a villain. HE... is the demon that you needed to swallow you whole in that moment 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @thelightskinneddoll
    @thelightskinneddoll 8 місяців тому +7

    I hope peng ting Lauren looks at James today and is like raaahhhhh😂😭

  • @thePanda_huma
    @thePanda_huma Рік тому +12

    Best day of the week!!! Mondays have become so exciting.

  • @fionadaniels5222
    @fionadaniels5222 Рік тому +17

    This is one of the funniest episodes yet! I laughed so much my sides hurt 🤣🤣

  • @southernmiss88
    @southernmiss88 Рік тому +9

    I love how yall go off on these tangents and act out WHOLE ASS SCENARIOS 😂😂😂

  • @creolemanya1646
    @creolemanya1646 Рік тому +22

    Imagine being his prom date watching the show..."wasnt my first choice" 😭😭😭