Blade: Trinity Pitch Meeting

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  • @UMEDhrubaBhattacharya
    @UMEDhrubaBhattacharya 5 місяців тому +6556

    2:43 "Drake, he not like us"
    I want to believe Ryan made this entire pitch just to make this joke

    • @SBzKillFrenzy
      @SBzKillFrenzy 5 місяців тому +224

      Lmao Ryan never ceases to amaze me

    • @hellfish2309
      @hellfish2309 5 місяців тому +258

      Scene _night, bedroom, after having seen Deadpool and Wolverine_
      Ryan George: (awakes from fever dream) “I’ve GOT IT!!”

    • @albyjustme
      @albyjustme 5 місяців тому +66

      I'm literally laughing to tears.

    • @Arawn505
      @Arawn505 5 місяців тому +114

      Drake the kinda guy to wiggle his fingers, open a bag of chips and get all comfortable when Ryan uploads a new Pitch Meeting.
      "Blade: Trinity? I love that movie!"

    • @ngchloe4877
      @ngchloe4877 5 місяців тому +45

      That reference killed me Xd

  • @IneedLight
    @IneedLight 5 місяців тому +843

    The "anger squat" literally had me laughing out loud in the middle of the store! 😆 🤣 😂

    • @marcosgin777
      @marcosgin777 5 місяців тому +13

      I too hang out on the IKEA couches and Harras random passerbys

    • @190mohammedyasin6
      @190mohammedyasin6 5 місяців тому +1

      Same 😂😂

    • @ninja-mouse
      @ninja-mouse 5 місяців тому +2

      Strictly speaking, it's a classic stylistic device that the hero gets down on his knees and cries out his grief.

    • @jic1
      @jic1 5 місяців тому +9

      @@ninja-mouse Yeah, it's pretty clear what they were going for, it's just that Wesley did it in a really weird way, and they apparently didn't make him do it again for some reason.

    • @wamporeycidulgb
      @wamporeycidulgb 5 місяців тому +1

      @@jic1 Blade is one of a kind 😁

  • @tsviweil5126
    @tsviweil5126 5 місяців тому +646

    “I got bad knees and I’m pissed” I’ve never heard a sentence that so perfectly encapsulates my entire life before now

    • @sweetsnejinka9411
      @sweetsnejinka9411 5 місяців тому +4

      Yesss

    • @thebadash4165
      @thebadash4165 5 місяців тому +1

      I think your comment was funnier than the video. It was also a very funny video.

  • @plat2716
    @plat2716 5 місяців тому +431

    "Dracula"
    "He's from Buffy the Vampire Slayer!"
    I've listened to all of these and this is the best line so far.

    • @AlephNullMore
      @AlephNullMore 5 місяців тому +7

      I like the one where they're talking about Anakin Skywalker and Producer Guy names like the one show at the time he's not in, "He's in...", "Nope! Not that one"

    • @Ricamros
      @Ricamros 5 місяців тому +21

      And I suppose for anyone wondering - Dracula appears in like one episode of Buffy

    • @boobah5643
      @boobah5643 5 місяців тому

      @@Ricamros Yeah, for that one episode where there's a castle in Sunnyvale, CA.

    • @CinceTheDay
      @CinceTheDay 5 місяців тому +2

      @@Ricamros to be fair "the master" is basically dracula too.

    • @johnnychopping3655
      @johnnychopping3655 5 місяців тому +2

      ​@@Ricamros one terrible, terrible episode

  • @scools4you
    @scools4you 5 місяців тому +177

    That "Not Like Us" reference and that anger squat was funny like hell. I tried to do a anger squat just now, but I can't keep a straight face now🤣🤣

    • @billbauer9795
      @billbauer9795 13 днів тому

      What did "not like us" reference refer to?

  • @kyle_m12
    @kyle_m12 5 місяців тому +2558

    Did NOT expect a Kendrick-Drake diss reference in this, but here we are

    • @williamabe939
      @williamabe939 5 місяців тому +127

      Super easy barely an inconvenience 😊

    • @vanderful2397
      @vanderful2397 5 місяців тому +31

      Ok, I admit, I'm uncivilized. Where/what was the diss?

    • @onesolopolo4194
      @onesolopolo4194 5 місяців тому +134

      @@vanderful2397 a rapper named Kendrick Lamar and a Pop star named Drake had an argument through music and Kendrick made a song called “not like us” which calls Drake a culture-vulture and a pedophile while chanting “they not like us” 3x in the chorus.

    • @VOT3BYMAIL
      @VOT3BYMAIL 5 місяців тому +15

      I fully expected it to be top comment tho. Kids on YT are rly easily entertained. Literally any reference does it.

    • @MrKingvenom77
      @MrKingvenom77 5 місяців тому +7

      😅😅😅😅 I laughed so hard

  • @renedrake3942
    @renedrake3942 5 місяців тому +2640

    "I got bad knees and I'm pissed" 🤣🤣🤣

    • @mikes5637
      @mikes5637 5 місяців тому +54

      I want that on my headstone.

    • @ttfu7886
      @ttfu7886 5 місяців тому +23

      I feel seen

    • @cmdraftbrn
      @cmdraftbrn 5 місяців тому +13

      right in the feels

    • @JJNWSGHOST0299
      @JJNWSGHOST0299 5 місяців тому +13

      I can relate to that

    • @joecentral-o9984
      @joecentral-o9984 5 місяців тому +6

      ​@@mikes5637he could have asked me to be in the video.... 😂

  • @CurrentlyDuck1
    @CurrentlyDuck1 5 місяців тому +1435

    So glad to see that Producer Guy made a full recovery and is out of the hospital!

    • @Crossbones6732
      @Crossbones6732 5 місяців тому +170

      Wait no, this is in the past! Producer guy’s fate is unconfirmed until potentially the Borderlands Pitch Meeting happens!

    • @makanjalanngemil9433
      @makanjalanngemil9433 5 місяців тому +13

      4:54 years years ago 😂😂😂xv

    • @naamadossantossilva4736
      @naamadossantossilva4736 5 місяців тому +10

      And writer guy is doing his best to avoid another hype explosion.

    • @coralroper6876
      @coralroper6876 5 місяців тому +12

      Assuming of course that he’s the original…

    • @johnkelly90
      @johnkelly90 5 місяців тому +7

      @@Crossbones6732na… he stole the TVA time travel equipment…it’s ok because it’s an official part of the timeline.

  • @SkyReelsFilms
    @SkyReelsFilms 5 місяців тому +40

    The Drake "Not Like Us" line was gold! Especially from a Canadian!

  • @bankansh
    @bankansh 5 місяців тому +248

    Glad Ryan had an old pitch meeting recorded from about 22 years ago, let's just hope Producer Guy gets well till the next week for a new one.

    • @4plus20isHappy
      @4plus20isHappy 5 місяців тому +2

      @@bankansh You mean hope Producer Guy properly hallucinates Screenwriter Guy? (According to the Batman 1989 pitch.)

    • @jic1
      @jic1 5 місяців тому +4

      It's a good thing that his appearance has not altered significantly since he was 13, although it caused him some issues at the time.

    • @bankansh
      @bankansh 5 місяців тому +3

      @@4plus20isHappy No, I meant the last pitch meeting of Deadpool and Wolverine.

    • @bankansh
      @bankansh 5 місяців тому +2

      @@jic1 Ryan is a vampire confirmed. I'm dialing the emergency Blade helpline no. asap.

  • @OnlyAtJaMart
    @OnlyAtJaMart 5 місяців тому +1905

    Ryan always freaking cracks me up “That IS different from the version that is good” 😂

    • @rgoodwyn
      @rgoodwyn 5 місяців тому +37

      Loved that one! The way he delivers the lines is absolutely what makes it work lol

    • @tom4150
      @tom4150 5 місяців тому +11

      Hilarious joke from the beginning. Funny because it's true lol

    • @dudedysseus
      @dudedysseus 5 місяців тому +12

      That got me too. His delivery is impeccable.

    • @davidker8820
      @davidker8820 5 місяців тому +12

      That’s a line I’m going to find myself using all the time in real life, even if no one around me gets it. Oh, who am I kidding? I’m going to use it because no one around me gets it.

    • @danavixen6274
      @danavixen6274 5 місяців тому +3

      ABSOLUTELY hilarious! I hope Ryan keeps 'YES IT IS!' as a catchphrase too! 😂 '98's BLADE will ALWAYS rule! 🦇🖤

  • @Jack-sy8mr
    @Jack-sy8mr 5 місяців тому +533

    I’m loving the new running gag of “They’re from [thing they’re lesser known for]!”

    • @zirconic9
      @zirconic9 5 місяців тому +22

      Most Hollywood suits these days have barely watched any movies.

    • @gunkyzip
      @gunkyzip 5 місяців тому +31

      let's bring in Ryan Reynolds, the guy from Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Place

    • @whom382
      @whom382 5 місяців тому +12

      @@gunkyzip I was so mad when that show dropped the poor Pizza Place.

    • @Alvin-AbuVash
      @Alvin-AbuVash 5 місяців тому

      ​@gunkyzip yes!

    • @startingQB
      @startingQB 5 місяців тому +8

      Buffy The Vampire Slayer was huge!

  • @jolttsp
    @jolttsp 5 місяців тому +2050

    I just started getting into my work, this notification popped up and i said "darnit", got up, left the office and started watching...

    • @user-gv9kv6pp3s
      @user-gv9kv6pp3s 5 місяців тому +12

      Same ahahaha

    • @hexcodeff6624
      @hexcodeff6624 5 місяців тому +28

      Still makes you a better hire than Wesley Snipes.

    • @Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human
      @Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human 5 місяців тому +28

      Hardly working instead of working hard is super easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • @crawhey
      @crawhey 5 місяців тому +10

      missed an opportunity to say “oh dang it”

    • @purdyfuntimes239
      @purdyfuntimes239 5 місяців тому +1

      Cool 👌🏻

  • @LouisLitt369
    @LouisLitt369 5 місяців тому +39

    That "Not like us" bit was everything lol

  • @afrostigmeister
    @afrostigmeister 5 місяців тому +572

    3:07 Drake obviously stole the baby bcoz it was "A minoorrrrrrrrr" 😮😵‍💫

  • @CApt-NinJA
    @CApt-NinJA 5 місяців тому +956

    Doing the third movie first in the pitch meeting is *TIGHT!*

    • @fydofire
      @fydofire 5 місяців тому +68

      if it’s the worst…super easy, barely an inconvenience

    • @danavixen6274
      @danavixen6274 5 місяців тому +29

      ​@@fydofireSo pitching the first one- being the BEST in the Blade trilogy- would be difficult and very much an inconvenience.

    • @RialVestro
      @RialVestro 5 місяців тому +16

      @@danavixen6274 I don't know about best. The second movie literally reuses the same exact plot and so many flash backs from the first movie that you don't even need to see the first movie to know what happens in it. Also the way they kill the main villain in the first movie has some terrible CGI that did not age well. But it is an opportunity for "Super easy, barely an inconvenience" cause he's suppose to be an unstoppable blood God at that point and then he's literally stopped with barely any effort.

    • @christianhardtofind6349
      @christianhardtofind6349 5 місяців тому +5

      I know right? Kinda makes me feel like I missed something!

    • @BoydOfPray
      @BoydOfPray 5 місяців тому +11

      It's timely because of Deadpool and Wolverine, and also the Kendrick vs Drake beef.

  • @lawrencechesneau
    @lawrencechesneau 5 місяців тому +467

    "I've got bad knees and I'm PISSED."
    Oh, I am so going to need that on a t-shirt now.

    • @sharkdentures3247
      @sharkdentures3247 5 місяців тому +7

      At my age, I might too. (for less comedic reasons)
      Also, you just KNEW the "angry squat" was going to be part of the slideshow at the end.

    • @kirbyone
      @kirbyone 5 місяців тому +5

      Definitely on a T-shirt! But like down in like the navel region

    • @jimmychenczf
      @jimmychenczf 5 місяців тому +2

      knee that? 😂

    • @iGaveLiaHIV
      @iGaveLiaHIV 5 місяців тому

      @@jimmychenczfno

  • @metaversebuilding6188
    @metaversebuilding6188 5 місяців тому +975

    “Oh! That IS different…from the version that is good.” 😭😭🤣 Perfectly sums up modern remakes.

    • @wkatc007
      @wkatc007 5 місяців тому +2

      Haha ikr

    • @hazukichanx408
      @hazukichanx408 5 місяців тому +8

      The classic yuppie suitman approach to any existing IP: "Okay, so here's all the stuff fans love. Wheeeee look at it go, all the way through the shredder. And now here's a blob of confusing writing I pretty much just pulled from my butt! This will sell way better, trust me. I shit money, it's a well-established fact. Now excuse me, I need to go fire some people to make the line go up, sell all my stock, announce something inconceivably stupid to drive the price back down, buy back, and repeat, basically."

  • @ceedivine
    @ceedivine 5 місяців тому +45

    That's "hey shut up!" at 0:46 was hilarious 😂 😂😂

  • @stormthrush37
    @stormthrush37 5 місяців тому +105

    Should've mentioned Wesley Snipes refusing to open his eyes on the table and then the producer having to CGI his eyes opening 😂

    • @cypresscitycomics1185
      @cypresscitycomics1185 5 місяців тому +14

      What?! 😂😂😂😂 I never knew this!

    • @stormthrush37
      @stormthrush37 5 місяців тому +1

      @@cypresscitycomics1185 Yeah, apparently there was some massive dispute between the movie producer and Snipes that caused it. If you watch the scene with him on the table and his eyes opening, you can see something looks weird with his eyes. I noticed this back in the day before I ever heard about the dispute but didn't pay it much attention other than wondering why his eyes looked weird. I'd link to an article about it but UA-cam doesn't allow links in comments, but it shouldn't be hard to Google.

    • @taegotkash
      @taegotkash 5 місяців тому

      @@cypresscitycomics1185there’s a video of MODOK talking about it

    • @thomaswagner2243
      @thomaswagner2243 4 місяці тому +3

      He didn't refuse, he wasn't there, the whole scene after is also a body double, blade was supposed to be dead but they changed it after Wesley alrdy left and couldn't get him to come back and reshoot it

  • @strikelight1041
    @strikelight1041 5 місяців тому +260

    "you cant just get a tattoo" amazing delivery 😂

    • @LetTheJamesBegin
      @LetTheJamesBegin 5 місяців тому +2

      Actually getting a tattoo is super easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • @salvadorromero9712
      @salvadorromero9712 Місяць тому

      Vampires are supposed to be discriminated against but yet when I tug my waistband down to show people my hairs I get arrested? How does that work?

  • @jesseparkins7838
    @jesseparkins7838 5 місяців тому +660

    How is every pitch meeting so similar yet so different and funny af every single time

    • @justinamerican8200
      @justinamerican8200 5 місяців тому +60

      heyshutup

    • @GoscarVerlaat
      @GoscarVerlaat 5 місяців тому +17

      Because each movie is different. You get different things to poke fun off.

    • @louie3992
      @louie3992 5 місяців тому +3

      Formula

    • @steprockmedia
      @steprockmedia 5 місяців тому +2

      Hollywood, baby!

    • @mikeedge742
      @mikeedge742 5 місяців тому

      I need you to get right off my back

  • @attila0323
    @attila0323 5 місяців тому +582

    Dracula was only in "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" season 5 episode 1, but Ryan mentions it instead any of other movies with focus on Dracula. I love these references.

    • @MusicoftheDamned
      @MusicoftheDamned 5 місяців тому +5

      Oh, huh. Must have that episode or something then because I do not remember it at all. Thanks.

    • @Dave-ks9fi
      @Dave-ks9fi 5 місяців тому +6

      ​@@MusicoftheDamnedIt's funny Zanda becomes Renfield it gets referenced later in the comics.

    • @MusicoftheDamned
      @MusicoftheDamned 5 місяців тому +5

      @@Dave-ks9fi I see. I've only read a few of the _Buffy_ comics, and they were all early ones where Xander was trying to settle into being budget Nick Fury--not an insult to Xander, it's just how it came off.

    • @Dave-ks9fi
      @Dave-ks9fi 5 місяців тому +2

      @@MusicoftheDamned there's one with Dracula back and Zander is still under his influence so depends him from criticism. Dracula heard he was visiting and requested some meal worms be prepared.

    • @catdogmousecheese
      @catdogmousecheese 5 місяців тому +6

      Dracula 2000 is an underrated movie.

  • @alexsantiago4796
    @alexsantiago4796 5 місяців тому +35

    People think that The Matrix was the first Hollywood movie that showcased martial artists causing mayhem in meticulously choreographed fight scenes at the rhythm of techno music, in stylish/gothic settings. And quite possibly, the Matrix perfected the formula. But Blade did it first. The movie’s first scene was literally Blade crashing a vampire rave. And although more grungy, The Crow was an earlier version of what was coming in terms of Hollywood action pieces.

    • @russellward4624
      @russellward4624 5 місяців тому +2

      TBF they all stole it from Bruce Lee. He did it in every one of his movies.

    • @KristianRobertsen
      @KristianRobertsen 3 місяці тому +2

      Right? Blade 1 did a lot of fairly novel stuff, and did it well.

  • @ryanscottnix
    @ryanscottnix 5 місяців тому +83

    diegetic
    adjective
    (of sound in a movie, television program, etc.) occurring within the context of the story and able to be heard by the characters.
    I learned something new! Thank you, Ryan!

  • @Sweet-Leaf
    @Sweet-Leaf 5 місяців тому +159

    Dude dropped a "Not Like Us" reference in a Pitch Meeting 😂 well done

    • @purpleflan6
      @purpleflan6 5 місяців тому +1

      i bet, super easy, barely an inconvenience

    • @dreamquesttv
      @dreamquesttv 5 місяців тому +3

      @@purpleflan6 In fact, it was a minooooooooooor inconvenience!

  • @jaymerlyn7457
    @jaymerlyn7457 5 місяців тому +261

    The "Diegetic" joke has to be one of your best up to this point!

    • @goodnerarts1206
      @goodnerarts1206 5 місяців тому +34

      Following the teachings of L Ron Hubbard is tight!

    • @Khaim.m
      @Khaim.m 5 місяців тому +44

      ​@@goodnerarts1206That's not... nevermind.

    • @jw8160
      @jw8160 5 місяців тому +5

      @@goodnerarts1206 😂 I forgot about that book. 😂

    • @jw8160
      @jw8160 5 місяців тому +2

      @@Khaim.m 😂

    • @ronankermit
      @ronankermit 5 місяців тому

      Was just about to say that.

  • @TheDrexLord
    @TheDrexLord 5 місяців тому +187

    "That is different from the version that is good" the best way to put and probably the funnest joke of thr video

    • @jayupstateny13650
      @jayupstateny13650 5 місяців тому +6

      there was 2 or 3 classics in here; really clever

    • @Carewolf
      @Carewolf 5 місяців тому +1

      ANGER SQUATS!

  • @town_ave
    @town_ave 5 місяців тому +47

    The Producer Guy dissing Drake, through Drake, during a pitch meeting about Blade Trinity is Deadpool level meta😂😂🤣

  • @shikharraje
    @shikharraje 5 місяців тому +12

    03:50 "It doesn't have to be diegetic" "No, it won't be, I take pills for that"
    This is it. This is the joke that actually had me wheezing. I tried to control my laughter and watch the video without pausing, but that broke me.

  • @Grancigul
    @Grancigul 5 місяців тому +138

    is there anything more comforting than seeing a man with a deranged grin so wide his eyes are barely visible saying some variation of:
    "So, you got a movie for me?"

    • @bretts9373
      @bretts9373 5 місяців тому +2

      Settle in, grab a snack, and enjoy the show 😊🍿

    • @actomobile
      @actomobile 5 місяців тому

      Seeing a man with a deranged grin so wide his eyes barely visible saying some variation of : "so, you got a movie for me?" Is TIGHT

    • @lostree1981
      @lostree1981 5 місяців тому

      @@bretts9373 for 315 seconds.

    • @Shorty_Lickens
      @Shorty_Lickens 5 місяців тому +2

      Rich Evans squealing.

    • @LetTheJamesBegin
      @LetTheJamesBegin 5 місяців тому +2

      Oh, people asking if you've got a thing for them are tight!

  • @josiahbahuaud2294
    @josiahbahuaud2294 5 місяців тому +146

    Anger squats. 😂😂😂. I’ve got to use that. 😂

    • @nicklausclair2705
      @nicklausclair2705 5 місяців тому +6

      😅 that literally killed me 😅😅😅😅😅

    • @theonlyqueenyouknow
      @theonlyqueenyouknow 5 місяців тому +1

      Hahahahh! Right!

    • @brucewillis542
      @brucewillis542 5 місяців тому +1

      ye I often squeeze one out when I'm down there

    • @tturi2
      @tturi2 5 місяців тому +2

      ​@DevilMan88 when you're angry

    • @tturi2
      @tturi2 5 місяців тому +1

      @DevilMan88 it's better than punching someone in the head I'm sure

  • @Goremize
    @Goremize 5 місяців тому +139

    1:20 ANGER SQUATSSS

    • @gadorae1129
      @gadorae1129 5 місяців тому +5

      1:15

    • @sorartificial
      @sorartificial 5 місяців тому +1

      😂😂

    • @Wazeer10
      @Wazeer10 5 місяців тому +1

      It's one of the best pieces of acting I've seen 😅

    • @sammymcfone8281
      @sammymcfone8281 5 місяців тому +1

      Is it wrong that I pressed 1.20 over and over again and now I feel like I've worked out?

    • @Goremize
      @Goremize 5 місяців тому

      @@sammymcfone8281 Squats are a great workout!

  • @demha03
    @demha03 3 місяці тому +15

    1:18 this is such a good bit 😂😂

    • @718Hokage
      @718Hokage 3 місяці тому +2

      “Ive got bad knees and I'm pissed!” *Strained angry stare*

  • @extraplain2412
    @extraplain2412 5 місяців тому +13

    This film was Ryan Reynolds audition tape for Deadpool.

  • @Gooner333333333
    @Gooner333333333 5 місяців тому +98

    2:32 "But now Drake is in town", lock up your daughters

    • @Miasaint10
      @Miasaint10 5 місяців тому +13

      Hide ya kids hide ya wife.

    • @kumbazzz
      @kumbazzz 5 місяців тому

      ⁠@@Miasaint10deep cut

    • @kumbazzz
      @kumbazzz 5 місяців тому

      ⁠@@Miasaint10
      And ya husband cuz they’re r***ing everybody out here

    • @AmericaIsACountry
      @AmericaIsACountry 5 місяців тому

      He's malibu's most wanted

    • @aaravpundir7379
      @aaravpundir7379 5 місяців тому

      He not like us

  • @cloudmon48
    @cloudmon48 5 місяців тому +14

    The Not Like Us joke might be my favorite in any pitch meeting episode 🤣🤣🤣

  • @TheStoicNinja
    @TheStoicNinja 5 місяців тому +372

    We got the blade trinity pitch meeting before MCUs blade

    • @jalapenoofjustice4682
      @jalapenoofjustice4682 5 місяців тому +11

      and before the first 2 movies

    • @jaymerlyn7457
      @jaymerlyn7457 5 місяців тому +2

      Actually, we technically did

    • @whitemagus2000
      @whitemagus2000 5 місяців тому +6

      There have been some early drafts for MCU Blade. It's about his daughter fighting toxic masculinity, but it's tested really poorly.

    • @SeraphsWitness
      @SeraphsWitness 5 місяців тому +3

      @@whitemagus2000 ya don't say

    • @hoojeebo
      @hoojeebo 5 місяців тому

      I wish we would've gotten the first two movies before this one.

  • @Xeiom
    @Xeiom 5 місяців тому +8

    "He's not like us" - I appreciate taking a shot at the line that will probably be completely without context in 6 months time, just for us who are here while it's topical.

  • @TheWanderingPrince
    @TheWanderingPrince 5 місяців тому +21

    4:30 😂😂 the way he looks at the script is just genius.

    • @ClanImprobable
      @ClanImprobable 5 місяців тому +1

      He seems so often surprised at what’s in there…

  • @ratee7
    @ratee7 5 місяців тому +210

    Starting with the last movie of the franchise is a bold move

    • @SBzKillFrenzy
      @SBzKillFrenzy 5 місяців тому +64

      Not really. It has the most "Pitch meeting" material out of the 3, so the choice of going with the 3rd movie first was actually SUPER EASY, BARELY AN INCONVENIENCE.

    • @attila0323
      @attila0323 5 місяців тому +40

      Well, Blade Trinity has Ryan Reynolds in it, and he's hot right now because of Deadpool & Wolverine.

    • @adabsurdum5905
      @adabsurdum5905 5 місяців тому +6

      It's definitely the silliest one. I laughed harder at this pitch meeting than I do at most, and I love these

    • @utmastuh
      @utmastuh 5 місяців тому +8

      @@attila0323 it's crazy to see Ryan from 2004 is basically still the same guy in 2024

    • @TorontoFan
      @TorontoFan 5 місяців тому +1

      Well, the HISHE channel started with Spider-Man 3, and did the first and second films years later. Hopefully we won’t wait that long for Ryan to cover the other Blade movies.

  • @rogerwalker3969
    @rogerwalker3969 5 місяців тому +44

    "They're going to frame Blade,....Like, they got a nice portrait of him." haha .0:34

    • @4plus20isHappy
      @4plus20isHappy 5 місяців тому

      @@rogerwalker3969 “Puns are all that matter in this world.”
      -‘The Bee Movie’ Pitch

  • @notme222
    @notme222 5 місяців тому +161

    "There’s only been one Blade. There will only ever be one Blade.” [Looks at camera.]

    • @daviswhite3591
      @daviswhite3591 5 місяців тому +13

      Don't look at me pal, I'm on your side.

    • @dikydankedude
      @dikydankedude 5 місяців тому +6

      Chills after that line. Might be prophetic unfortunately

    • @GoldSayaProductions
      @GoldSayaProductions 5 місяців тому +3

      Not counting the series, of course

    • @chuck420taylor9
      @chuck420taylor9 5 місяців тому +6

      loved the joke but wesley should have really broken the fourth wall and asked marvel what the hell is taking so long. hes openly for the reboot but the joke makes it seem like he doesnt want to ever give it up. also the fact they didnt acknowledge hannibal playing a deadpool ripoff, come on....

    • @notme222
      @notme222 5 місяців тому +2

      @@chuck420taylor9 You're right, that line does make it sound like he's against it, despite his stated support of Mahershala Ali.

  • @tholgrimstonebeard5943
    @tholgrimstonebeard5943 5 місяців тому +34

    To be fair, that three seconds of Dominic Purcell walking slowly while everyone around him was rushing was profound.
    It reminded me of feeling like the world had moved on without me, and continued to do so.

  • @xandrewvondiue522
    @xandrewvondiue522 5 місяців тому +3

    The delivery of "You can't just get a tattoo" keeps getting me 🤣

  • @chefskenz4855
    @chefskenz4855 5 місяців тому +175

    Ryan reciting "Not like us" because there's a Drake in the movie is Tight

  • @dday906
    @dday906 5 місяців тому +204

    "There's only one Blade. There's only ever gonna be one Blade."
    👀

    • @animetrashamvs
      @animetrashamvs 5 місяців тому +14

      @@dday906 that line made me crack up, I personally would rather forget tv series and anime Blade 😅

    • @drmengus
      @drmengus 5 місяців тому +8

      @@animetrashamvs Thank you! I thought I was the only one. I felt so bad for... (looks up the name)... Sticky Fingaz... oh.

    • @animetrashamvs
      @animetrashamvs 5 місяців тому +7

      @@drmengus I’m cracking up, technically he was credited as Kirk “Sticky” Jones…which sounds worst honestly 🤦🏾‍♂️

    • @Thebuird
      @Thebuird 5 місяців тому +5

      Disney wanted to make the new Blade movie with Blade as a side character. The main focus would be on strong female characters who fight vampires instead. I don’t see why Mahershala Ali would push back against such a wonderful idea

    • @cobra8888
      @cobra8888 5 місяців тому +1

      I was going to mention the Series.

  • @dandello0
    @dandello0 5 місяців тому +45

    The anger squat killed me

  • @jamarr27
    @jamarr27 3 місяці тому +6

    2:43 the drake pun was super easy, barely an inconvenience... but also not expected AT ALL.

  • @donovanvazquez2992
    @donovanvazquez2992 2 місяці тому +2

    "I have bad knees and I am pissed...anyway." This is writing and deliverance at its peak.

  • @zer0sinder
    @zer0sinder 5 місяців тому +55

    4:51 SPOILERS!

    • @garrisonfjord
      @garrisonfjord 5 місяців тому +4

      Too late I watched the video. :(

    • @garrisonfjord
      @garrisonfjord 5 місяців тому +2

      But I appreciate the thought.

    • @Moom20
      @Moom20 5 місяців тому +4

      The movie has been out long enough. Plus both wesley snipes and ryan have literally posted about it online. It's not even a big spoiler, just a cameo. Get over it.

  • @phothewin6019
    @phothewin6019 5 місяців тому +119

    *"There's only been one Blade: Trinity. There's only ever gonna be one Blade: Trinity."*

  • @viktori9p895
    @viktori9p895 5 місяців тому +120

    That He's Not Like Us is one of the best jokes Ryan has ever done.

    • @albyjustme
      @albyjustme 5 місяців тому +1

      @@viktori9p895 I had a feeling as soon as he started mentioning that he was called Drake. That he would throw something about that in.

    • @viewport
      @viewport 5 місяців тому +11

      I don’t get it. Can you explain?

    • @hexcodeff6624
      @hexcodeff6624 5 місяців тому

      Not even close, but it is pretty fun

    • @LuisSierra42
      @LuisSierra42 5 місяців тому

      @@viewport It's because of the Diss track

    • @VideoHostSite
      @VideoHostSite 5 місяців тому +1

      Do you really believe that, or are you just desperate to pretend that anyone other than Chronically Online millennials know or care about the reference?

  • @jfrsnjhnsn
    @jfrsnjhnsn 4 місяці тому +2

    Man that slideshow at the end brought back memories...

  • @UncleDogBreath
    @UncleDogBreath 5 місяців тому +10

    04:08 "And then Drake is gonna turn into this monster, kind of like the predator"
    "So Drake is a predator?"
    "Yeah"

  • @AnnoyingMoose
    @AnnoyingMoose 5 місяців тому +100

    3:50 "It won't be - I take pills for that." As a diabetic who takes pills I LOVE this joke!!

  • @Jgrabetz
    @Jgrabetz 5 місяців тому +101

    George not mentioning Blade said "Goochie Goo" to the kidnapped baby is practically a cinemasin

    • @edisontrent618
      @edisontrent618 5 місяців тому +15

      Well you see, the scriptwriter didn't actually have that in the original script to pitch, Blade just does that.

    • @adarshsaseendran2199
      @adarshsaseendran2199 5 місяців тому +8

      Blade improvised that.

    • @wkatc007
      @wkatc007 5 місяців тому +3

      DING!!

    • @tturi2
      @tturi2 5 місяців тому

      improv, brother

    • @lup1up
      @lup1up 5 місяців тому +2

      Ah yes, my man George. George Ryan, great TubeYouber 😂

  • @ChrisSmith-po3di
    @ChrisSmith-po3di 5 місяців тому +93

    "I got bad knees and I'm pissed" sent me lmao

    • @Shinkajo
      @Shinkajo 5 місяців тому +1

      Where? The hospital? The toilet?

    • @koro_kokoro
      @koro_kokoro 5 місяців тому

      I wish I could be amused by such simple and small things. Must be nice to be so easily entertained

    • @ChrisSmith-po3di
      @ChrisSmith-po3di 5 місяців тому

      @@koro_kokoro same

    • @Shinkajo
      @Shinkajo 5 місяців тому

      @@ChrisSmith-po3di what do you mean "same"? He is referring to you.

    • @ChrisSmith-po3di
      @ChrisSmith-po3di 5 місяців тому

      @@Shinkajo i know

  • @MrManAmong
    @MrManAmong 5 місяців тому +12

    Wesley Snipes just said in a recent interview that he and Reynolds never hated each other. What a ridiculous and unnecessary lie. They squashed the beef for the movie. He coulda just been honest about it and left it at that lol

    • @doggowar
      @doggowar 23 дні тому

      You don’t know these men.

  • @DudenamedSoo
    @DudenamedSoo 5 місяців тому +3

    hey thanks for the slide show at the end, it was very nostalgic

  • @michaelanderson6394
    @michaelanderson6394 5 місяців тому +25

    I was hoping that Ryan (George not Reynolds) would address the multiple endings shot for this movie since it had such a troubled production. Wesley Snipes also wasn’t giving 100% in this one. Some of his lines were clearly ADR’d. Still a fun pitch meeting, just wish we could’ve delved a little deeper into the behind the scenes stuff.

    • @woutthielemans5073
      @woutthielemans5073 5 місяців тому +2

      Writer/director David Goyer needed biker boudyguards to protect him from Snipes, so yeah, not a happy shoot.

    • @troubadour723
      @troubadour723 5 місяців тому +3

      The important thing is that Snipes can (probably) pay his taxes this year.

    • @kagato23
      @kagato23 5 місяців тому +3

      This is the pitch though, we aren’t there yet.

    • @michaelanderson6394
      @michaelanderson6394 5 місяців тому +2

      @@kagato23 I mean hey, can’t argue with that logic.

  • @keegannjk1
    @keegannjk1 5 місяців тому +11

    “Well that sounds like a movie” is plausibly accurate in studio boardrooms

    • @4plus20isHappy
      @4plus20isHappy 5 місяців тому +2

      @@keegannjk1 Of all the movies released in 2004…this was one of them.

    • @SammaclauseGamgee
      @SammaclauseGamgee 5 місяців тому +1

      ​@@4plus20isHappy definitely one of the movies of all time!

  • @amosvane
    @amosvane 5 місяців тому +13

    i had to pause after the “Tighhht”. im fucking dying over here! lmfao

  • @ananta6342
    @ananta6342 5 місяців тому +3

    THIS IS WHAT I NEEDED! He's not like us, and anger squats are TOP TIER work! thank you!

  • @tasteofmassachusettsneweng2807
    @tasteofmassachusettsneweng2807 5 місяців тому +8

    Doing a 20 year old movie only for a RR joke and a Drake joke is TIGHT

  • @wstine79
    @wstine79 5 місяців тому +21

    Now, we need a Pitch Meetings video for Electra.

    • @stevenmcmullan409
      @stevenmcmullan409 5 місяців тому +2

      Let's get surreal and do a pitch meeting for Gambit. 😂

    • @mattyt1961
      @mattyt1961 5 місяців тому +2

      @@stevenmcmullan409 So you have a Gambit movie for me?
      Yes sir I do! We have Channing Tatum as Gambit!
      then 2 minutes of silence

    • @BlandoGaming
      @BlandoGaming 5 місяців тому +1

      ​@stevenmcmullan409 That would be fantastic. Go throught the whole pitch and at the end Producer-Guy just goes, "You know what, never mind." And the whole thing is scrapped. 😂

    • @LetTheJamesBegin
      @LetTheJamesBegin 5 місяців тому

      Producer guy voice: We need a pitch meeting about a classic Greek tragedy where a woman kills her mother?

  • @valstone7341
    @valstone7341 5 місяців тому +15

    Now that you mentioned Buffy you have to do a Pitch Meeting for it

  • @Phillyautomattic
    @Phillyautomattic 5 місяців тому +69

    Kendrick Lamar reference in a pitch meeting is next level legendary

  • @BoydOfPray
    @BoydOfPray 5 місяців тому +29

    OH MY GOD that "he's not like us" is the best thing to catch me off guard in a long time.
    I thought you were doing Blade Trinity because of Deadpool & Wolverine, but the stars really aligned for that Drake joke.

  • @jtreidno1
    @jtreidno1 5 місяців тому +3

    fun fact: the vampires in Trinity all use light sources in dark rooms, even though vampires made fun of Whisper in Blade 2 for not being able to see in the dark. It's also like the second time Whistler has been killed.

  • @efu2046
    @efu2046 5 місяців тому +27

    That "He's not like us" joke is majorly funny. Drake on the other hand, might take it minorly offensive tho

  • @johng6565
    @johng6565 5 місяців тому +86

    I enjoyed the fact that Whistler was killed twice in this series. When he first shows up after dying a second time I figured they just brought him back again with no explaination

    • @Del_S
      @Del_S 5 місяців тому +7

      They killed him six or seven times in deleted scenes.

    • @saar144
      @saar144 5 місяців тому +16

      Somehow Whistler returned

    • @johng6565
      @johng6565 5 місяців тому +7

      @@saar144 They missed a beat not bringing him back for Deadpool and Wolverine.... and then killing him off screen

    • @murphygreen8484
      @murphygreen8484 5 місяців тому +6

      Didn't he die in the first one too?

    • @MyBiPolarBearMax
      @MyBiPolarBearMax 5 місяців тому +1

      Honestly, i did too.

  • @kunai92
    @kunai92 5 місяців тому +4

    I wasn't sure if this was an old video that got reuploaded so the Not Like Us reference was very helpful.

  • @TheRenofox
    @TheRenofox 4 місяці тому +1

    "That IS different from the thing that was good" is exactly how modern Hollywood innovates.

  • @Chamuzi
    @Chamuzi 5 місяців тому +21

    @0:17 Wtf is with that outfit?

  • @onemindchannel
    @onemindchannel 5 місяців тому +46

    Not like us reference 😂 🔥

  • @JokerOfCinder
    @JokerOfCinder 5 місяців тому +20

    The timing could not be any better

    • @eduard476
      @eduard476 5 місяців тому +4

      It's almost like the content creator knows (kind of) how the youtube algorithm works and tries to ride the trending waves in order to increase engagement and revenue.

    • @carlrood4457
      @carlrood4457 5 місяців тому

      It's called feeding the algorithm

    • @johntabler349
      @johntabler349 5 місяців тому

      Those two guys have great chemistry

  • @animetrashamvs
    @animetrashamvs 5 місяців тому +79

    How I seriously forgot Ryan Reynolds was in Blade 3:The Bladening is beyond me

    • @KorKhan89
      @KorKhan89 5 місяців тому +12

      My favourite part was where Blade said “It’s bladin’ time” and bladed all over those guys

    • @shadowwar2580
      @shadowwar2580 5 місяців тому +6

      Actually I totally forgot that Patton Oswalt was kidnapped to "star" in this sad excuse of a movie.

    • @Ushku
      @Ushku 5 місяців тому +4

      @@KorKhan89I’m blading to this comment

    • @hotdogsarepropaganda
      @hotdogsarepropaganda 5 місяців тому

      @@Ushku I bladed top your comment

    • @deucepickle2091
      @deucepickle2091 5 місяців тому +2

      @@shadowwar2580 .... him telling the story of working on this movie is super hilarious

  • @emexists
    @emexists 5 місяців тому +1

    HE NOT LIKE US 💯
    Means a lot from another Canadian. Thanks for standing on the right side of history 😹🫡

  • @filipcza2
    @filipcza2 5 місяців тому +1

    "Anger squat"! That will be my new thing 😂😂

  • @GabrielAngelfire
    @GabrielAngelfire 5 місяців тому +8

    "That Is different from the version that is good."
    Won it for me.

  • @HaveanOreshnik
    @HaveanOreshnik 5 місяців тому +13

    Glad to be hear atleast to see Wesley Snipes act again

  • @DavidLopez-qi8hb
    @DavidLopez-qi8hb 5 місяців тому +16

    1:38 Triple H is tighhht!

  • @asahearts1
    @asahearts1 3 місяці тому +1

    This plot could have been 10x better if Whistler made the Nighstalkers as a backup in case Blade went rogue, and they leaned heavily into that.

  • @kingsleycy3450
    @kingsleycy3450 5 місяців тому +23

    On the sneaking into the hideout as Whistler point, Whistler comes back every time after he's killed. His allies probably thought he got better

    • @timparks9833
      @timparks9833 5 місяців тому +10

      Dying isn’t all that fatal sometimes

    • @SunChaserXVII
      @SunChaserXVII 5 місяців тому +5

      He started MCU-dying before it was fashionable

    • @BlandoGaming
      @BlandoGaming 5 місяців тому +2

      ​@@timparks9833 It's fine as long as you don't die of something serious.

  • @IneedLight
    @IneedLight 5 місяців тому +6

    "He's not like us" Drake reference... COMEDY! 😆 🤣 😂

  • @darrylehm
    @darrylehm 5 місяців тому +35

    Minor quibble: since THE MATRIX cribbed a LOT from the aesthetic of the first BLADE, the whole "swipe from THE MATRIX" thing was a deliberate jab at the Wachowskis

    • @DanKaschel
      @DanKaschel 5 місяців тому +1

      They came out a year apart, pretty sure that was just the product of the time

    • @SomewhatSlightlyBored
      @SomewhatSlightlyBored 5 місяців тому +2

      Since both were likely being produced at the same time, it's a safer bet that both were pulling influence from The Crow.

    • @autochump
      @autochump 5 місяців тому +1

      Bruce Lee did it first anyway.

    • @zantas-handle
      @zantas-handle 3 місяці тому

      They all took it from Bruce Lee anyway!

  • @seattlegrrlie
    @seattlegrrlie 5 місяців тому

    Thank you for reminding me this ever existed. I had totally forgotten

  • @Pirelli913
    @Pirelli913 5 місяців тому +1

    I knew the end joke was gonna be a Deadpool & Wolverine reference. 😂

  • @LCyte88
    @LCyte88 5 місяців тому +32

    "He's not like us" I see what you did there 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Endycat1
    @Endycat1 5 місяців тому +44

    seeing blade in Deadpool and wolverine movie
    “Hey, he’s from that one movie!”

    • @floydhopkins7901
      @floydhopkins7901 5 місяців тому +1

      Blade 2 gets a pass because Guillermo del Toro, but God I thought it was awful when it came out.

    • @DunmoresMovieMania
      @DunmoresMovieMania 5 місяців тому

      "Hey he's from Blade: Trinity."

    • @sujimayne
      @sujimayne 5 місяців тому

      Nostalgia bait for the less intelligent 🤢

  • @mr.onethirtyeight5088
    @mr.onethirtyeight5088 5 місяців тому +5

    The slideshows are quickly becoming one of my favorite parts!

  • @fokeyjo
    @fokeyjo 5 місяців тому

    "You know, that is different from the version that's good" 🤣Oh, the number of pitch meetings where I wished they'd picked up on this sentiment.

  • @legogoka-boomstudio1838
    @legogoka-boomstudio1838 5 місяців тому +10

    2:07 why did you put a secret entrance to your cool base in your single player Minecraft world

  • @healsallwounds
    @healsallwounds 5 місяців тому +13

    You didn’t even mention the goddamn vampire Pomeranian!

    • @JohnnyJustice777
      @JohnnyJustice777 5 місяців тому +1

      I thought that was in the second movie. Damn, trinity is wild

    • @eclipsehorse8693
      @eclipsehorse8693 5 місяців тому +3

      @@JohnnyJustice777 huh, two Ryan Reynolds movies with Blade- and a tiny adorable dog... what are the odds

  • @basilakhund
    @basilakhund 5 місяців тому +35

    watching the pitch meeting 8 seconds after its posting is super easy, barely an inconvenience

  • @haribo_player-too5141
    @haribo_player-too5141 5 місяців тому +6

    Holy Sh*t, after Deadpool & Wolverine I wanted to see the Blades movies but couldnt force myself to watch the third, altough still curious to know how bad was it…
    Thanks for coming to the rescue Ryan

  • @adrianpiedramendez5744
    @adrianpiedramendez5744 3 місяці тому +1

    Always gets me, such a fan opf your stuff Ryan. I love Pitch Meetings

  • @Roach_tm
    @Roach_tm 5 місяців тому +2

    I thuroughly enjoy the slideshows of the things I just watched :)

  • @HallowedError
    @HallowedError 5 місяців тому +8

    I watched Trinity so much when I was a kid