Just beating the beginner staff ghost isn't actually enough to unlock the expert one. You need to beat them by a few seconds (the actual time varies based on the track but it's typically around 4-7 seconds I believe). In other words, you have to beat a specific time that is a few seconds less than the actual staff ghost time, in order to unlock the expert staff ghost.
@@samiislam7962 aside from which vehicles are available and who bumps who, the heavier characters are faster, lighter characters can turn and accelerate more quickly, and the mediums are a balance. but speed is so important that most of the lightweights are just really bad. you can also think of the weight like a difficulty setting, lighter is easier to control but heavier is more rewarding.
heavier characters might be faster in general, but when it comes down to it, vehicle selection is the most important thing. even a lightweight with no speed boosts inherent to their character can be faster than most heavyweight combos, as long as the vehicle they're paired with has a high top speed like the bullet bike or the magikruiser!
you should definitely start the timer upon license creation when you click into it to select single player also, the ghost youre racing has 0 impact on YOUR time... so you dont need to look for the beginner staff ghost lol
You wouldn’t be able to use the spear. The spear requires you to unlock 10 fast staff ghosts. This overlaps with funky kong, effectively ruining the objective
Something's up with the audio quality on your mic in this video, it's extremely distracting for me. It sounds like the bitrate keeps changing somehow every couple seconds. Other than that, great video and vreat speedruns
Me personally, I’m trying to find that mysterious video that you can only watch by finding it in your recommended! It’s called “? !” Or something like that, it’s just a short video of someone playing the Mario kart wii rainbow road as funky king, making a big trick jump…. Only to fuck up at the end. For some reason you can’t find this video even if you type the full video title and again, can only be found in your recommended. Now that I’m saying it out loud this sound like the start of a creepypasta
if you want to unlock him with out gliches i played n64 mario circut mushroom gourge cocunut mall (both of cocunut mall and luigi circut is harder but with timeing and shortcuts you can do it) luigi circut
I had to throw away my copy of Mario kart wii even tho it had no scratches it just wouldn’t work so I need to get a new copy but at least I can play Mario kart ds until then :D
Daisy mach is 0.53 kmh slower than rosa flame runner, but the same speed as flame runner with no character speed bonus. But this doesn't matter since daisy is also not available from a new license.
You left out important information and hence have earned a dislike from me. Not only do you have to beat the beginner staff ghost, but you have to beat it by 7 seconds.
DK sounds like he is in horrid pain when he wheelies
Yeah I don't know how he did that I failed and the flame runner feels so slow. I dont know how people say it's fast. I think it sucks.
@@SSBFan33-i3b ☠💀☠☠
The algorithm is gonna pick this one I swear.
Got it
It just did
Yep got it
Agreed.
it did
Just beating the beginner staff ghost isn't actually enough to unlock the expert one. You need to beat them by a few seconds (the actual time varies based on the track but it's typically around 4-7 seconds I believe). In other words, you have to beat a specific time that is a few seconds less than the actual staff ghost time, in order to unlock the expert staff ghost.
This is why I never beat Wii and still haven't beaten it.
gotta love the backwards timer.
ikr
Still readable
It's facing the right way on their end.
I'm surprised no one mentioned this, but Bowser has a speed bonus
but donkey kong has the style bonus
So does Luigi, Peach, and Baby Peach (all of which are unlocked by default)
@@ari90i Too bad that doesn't reduce the time :(
Luigi as well. Luigi + Mach Bike is actually relatively common if someone isn't using Daisy or Medium Miis.
But it isn’t as much as funky kong
Mario Kart Wii: Funky%
I always struggled with the ghosts, but I think part of it was I exclusively played as lightweights.
I still struggle with the ghosts, what’s the difference between the weights?
@@samiislam7962 aside from which vehicles are available and who bumps who, the heavier characters are faster, lighter characters can turn and accelerate more quickly, and the mediums are a balance. but speed is so important that most of the lightweights are just really bad.
you can also think of the weight like a difficulty setting, lighter is easier to control but heavier is more rewarding.
heavier characters might be faster in general, but when it comes down to it, vehicle selection is the most important thing. even a lightweight with no speed boosts inherent to their character can be faster than most heavyweight combos, as long as the vehicle they're paired with has a high top speed like the bullet bike or the magikruiser!
nope
Why is heavy more faster
13:05 “Well you know what they say about the third time, it is actually the charm”-Big Fry
coconut mall -> mushroom gorge -> ghost valley 2 -> yoshi falls
luigi mach bike
Glitch tracks make me cry
I did Luigi circuit > Peach Beach > Coconut Mall > Mushroom Gorge > Rosalina > Shooting Star
Unless you have a galaxy save file, Rosalina isn't available from the start.
@@greenstarlover1 yeah I had a Super Mario Galaxy save file
Can’t wait to play as Funky again in Wave 6 in Mario Kart 8 Deluxe
you should definitely start the timer upon license creation when you click into it to select single player
also, the ghost youre racing has 0 impact on YOUR time... so you dont need to look for the beginner staff ghost lol
You can’t unlock the spear before unlocking funky, so the (as I’ll call it) “grumble route” is impossible.
ultra shortcut
I did it with the twinkle star ,.,
“Fifth time is like the third time again again”
-Socrates
We aint gonna talk about how beef boss was there?
Exactly
i saw the tto
Am I the only one who thinks that this guy sounds like Fearsome Fire? Anyway Nice video. Subbed and liked
Can't wait for the sequel, buying the Bcp
Some of those races had me on my tippy toes
I think downloading those staff times are more harder in 2024 than beating the times
You wouldn’t be able to use the spear. The spear requires you to unlock 10 fast staff ghosts. This overlaps with funky kong, effectively ruining the objective
Underated af
yes!
Funky Kong is Back.
gotta love the top quality content
Dude I love your vids they always make my day
Funny Kong let's go
crazy I was recommended this video by the algorithm and just realized it only has 500 likes
Coconut mall would be a good choice, you could go off the ramp into out of bounds then proceed by doing the ultra
I cant even beat luigi circuit
absolute banger
Something's up with the audio quality on your mic in this video, it's extremely distracting for me. It sounds like the bitrate keeps changing somehow every couple seconds.
Other than that, great video and vreat speedruns
Yeah noticed that too, i believe there is some variable bitrate shenanigans going on
Me personally, I’m trying to find that mysterious video that you can only watch by finding it in your recommended! It’s called “? !” Or something like that, it’s just a short video of someone playing the Mario kart wii rainbow road as funky king, making a big trick jump…. Only to fuck up at the end. For some reason you can’t find this video even if you type the full video title and again, can only be found in your recommended.
Now that I’m saying it out loud this sound like the start of a creepypasta
No one asked for this
this is actually epic
All hail Funkhee Monkhee
Great video my dude!
The funny thing is that I got him after winning 25 ghost races.
YOO he has a beef boss wii skin
I beat the first ghost on 4 maps and still don’t have funky am I doing something wrong?
@just a guy No, he just needs to be around 5 seconds faster than the beginner staff ghost (except on Ghost Valley 2, 2-3 seconds did it for me)
My question would be how in heavens people got to know this in the first place.... I mean, it's amazing, but how?
Do u use the nunchuck of the Wii wheel or just the controller?
I use the classic controller pro
@@bigfry5 do u have to shake it do like do tricks or do u press a button?
@@crankqsa1112 u use dpad
Up on the D pad to wheelie and the 4 arrows dictate what kind of trick you perform
@@bigfry5 they dictate when i use my shroons
if you want to unlock him with out gliches i played
n64 mario circut
mushroom gourge
cocunut mall (both of cocunut mall and luigi circut is harder but with timeing and shortcuts you can do it)
luigi circut
This was perfect
Rip Grover c
you have mastered the art of funky kong
GOOORRILLAA!!!
Very simple, first i go to luigi circuit, then yo yoshi falls, then to gcn peach beach, and finally to ghost valley 2
funky kong noises
Thank you algorithm
Congrats on 10k views xd
Whenever i do it the npc beats me
Git gud
@@zzzelujec6480 too late I’ve become master racer and have beat every expert staff ghost by 30 seconds minimum
@@Crack_Sellington I would like to find out how you beat the Ghost Valley 2 WORLD RECORD by 25 seconds XD
@@gamebor7934 I simply beat it before the race began
Subscribed
Why is my bike called bowser bike not flame runner?
And are they the same thing?
@@scytheemu1353 American and european version have different names for vehicles, they are the same.
@Dasman79 thanks I've been trying to figure out why my Mario Kart had so many slight differences to what I see on UA-cam.
How are you so good I can't beat the lugi circuit
Bro it’s so easy
Do you play with a nunchuck?
When do you start holding down 2 when the countdown is going down?
Right after the 2 disappears in the countdown
Halfway when 2 is counting
I did it I got funky Kong thx!
is it flame runner or bowser bike?
Flame Runner is the NTSC name and Bowser Bike the PAL name, both are correct
why didn't he do the ultra shortcuts?
Got a ad for the new puss n boots movie
I had to throw away my copy of Mario kart wii even tho it had no scratches it just wouldn’t work so I need to get a new copy but at least I can play Mario kart ds until then :D
7:39
I did This exactly how you explained it, I even beat 5 tracks, I only got the tiny titan but not funky
you have to beat the nintendo ghost by 3 to 5 seconds in 4 different courses.
Thanks, I got him before you wrote that I must’ve not beaten a ghost by 3 or more seconds
@@theswiftyspectre np
funk%
That’s cool
Hell yeah
Funky%
Hi Fry remember me
Blud definitely doesn’t remember you 💀
Riff
so i just had ti re enter so i did get it
Bro, it’s hard beating these mfs, I have to beat them by 4 seconds is the thing
Skill issue
@@robertandrews9856 who are you bro, “skill issue”🤓 get out of 2021 bro
daisy/mach is faster than rosa/flame right?
edit: dk/flame bc he went dk
Daisy is slower than rosalina but faster than DK I’m pretty sure
Daisy is slower than rosalina but faster than DK I’m pretty sure
Daisy mach is 0.53 kmh slower than rosa flame runner, but the same speed as flame runner with no character speed bonus. But this doesn't matter since daisy is also not available from a new license.
So the As Funky As Possible%
AFAP% for short
I keep crashing
Unlock rosalina as fast as possible
Bruh just put Mario Galaxy into your wii and play it a little big then you unlock her
golira
Why do they have to be so good it’s bullshit
They’re easy
The expert ones are hard but you don’t even have to do them
On point 13,000 views
Wait... is this the creation of Funky Kong% ???!!
I can do the pipe bounce
Bike is bowser bike not flame runner
It's a region difference. In Europe it's Bowser bike, in North America it's flame runner.
I hate funky Kong he's the worst character in my opinion he sucks so much
Worst rage bait
I'm serious he sucks.
@@bigbadboy28 he literally has the best speed stat in the game
No he doesn't
@@bigbadboy28 Google it "Mario Kart Wii best character"
You left out important information and hence have earned a dislike from me. Not only do you have to beat the beginner staff ghost, but you have to beat it by 7 seconds.
This isn't a tutorial...
“You earned a dislike from me” 🤓☝️
Stop peaking your damn microphone