Johnny Depp's ruthless text about Amber Heard 🤯

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  • Опубліковано 7 сер 2023
  • Johnny Depp’s JAW dropping text message read out loud about Amber Heard during the trial (NSFW)
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  • @Dr.Music77
    @Dr.Music77 11 місяців тому +8706

    "Did I read that right?"
    "You did!" 😂

  • @tedda6171
    @tedda6171 10 місяців тому +1269

    He thought he was going to humiliate Johnny - instead Amber had to sit there and hear it, then hear Johnny agree with it. What a classic bit of revenge for Johnny. Well done 👏👏👏👏

    • @user-if3kn9xr8j
      @user-if3kn9xr8j 8 місяців тому +3

      Who was? Who is talking in this text? Not Johnny, right? Not her? So WHO? I don't get it!

    • @HamsterK37
      @HamsterK37 8 місяців тому

      ​@@user-if3kn9xr8jDepp is texting about Heard

    • @mamakat114
      @mamakat114 8 місяців тому +40

      ​@@user-if3kn9xr8jJohnny said to Heard's lawyer who was reading the text, that he read it right. Johnny did text that, I forget to whom as it was redacted. In it he talks about Elon Musk who Heard had attached herself to. I loved it. I believe Rottenborn is reading it, thinking he would embarrass Johnny, instead, it was awesome because Heard looked like she was going to cry. Over used Fish Market C** Guzzler😂

    • @mamakat114
      @mamakat114 8 місяців тому +31

      ​@@user-if3kn9xr8jJohnny admits to writing the text when he smiles & said Rottenborn (one of Heard's lawyers) had read it correctly. It's a pure gold moment. Instead of embarrassing Johnny he embarrassed his on client Heard more. Over used Fish Market, C** Guzzler😂😂 she looked like she was ready to cry

    • @JustMe-wd3pz
      @JustMe-wd3pz 8 місяців тому +12

      It is pure humiliation, the lowest. Seen as the highest by other abusive misogynists . 💯💯💯

  • @jenw.1412
    @jenw.1412 9 місяців тому +525

    Johnny absolutely LOVED hearing Rottenbum read those messages 😂😂 He found nothing but humor in it!

    • @austinp233
      @austinp233 8 місяців тому +8

      ROTTENBUM !!

    • @jenniferkokoris6076
      @jenniferkokoris6076 7 місяців тому +15

      I think Rottenborn enjoyed reading it… Amber must have driven that team crazy.

    • @lindleloverwatterson3484
      @lindleloverwatterson3484 7 місяців тому +10

      I think we all enjoyed hearing that message, Johnny is a Boss

    • @verabolton
      @verabolton 6 місяців тому

      Rotten Bum

    • @mercury3030
      @mercury3030 4 місяці тому +1

      @@jenniferkokoris6076definitely! With this IT Witness who was testifying about Hashtags, one of her lawyers called her Miss Amber Turd 😂😂

  • @OldGrumpyDude
    @OldGrumpyDude 8 місяців тому +237

    Johnny's dig at Elon Musk, "mollusk", was absolutely priceless! 🤣

    • @greenman6141
      @greenman6141 6 місяців тому +7

      I LOVED that. LOVED.
      It was perfect. WEll...except that mollusks really don't deserve to be compared to Musk.
      They're far too intelligent.

    • @moonriverdiver
      @moonriverdiver 6 місяців тому

      Elon was man enough to handle Amber and their going separate ways. No allegations either way. Why the difference, Johny.

    • @greenman6141
      @greenman6141 6 місяців тому +1

      @@moonriverdiver Easy that one.
      Cause the world and a jury hated Heard for punching Mr Depp.
      And the world and no jury on earth would give to two shits if Heard ripped all the fake hair off mollusk's scalp.
      Mollusk was too shit scared to be a witness for Heard. That was hard not to notice.
      Of course he was too busy planning on over paying for Twitter by $19 billion, then trying desperately to back out when all the banks told him he was a total moron, then being forced to pay up after having it explained to him by grown ups who know about things like business and law that a contract is a contract, then driving Twitter into the ground, then destroying one of the single most valuable parts of Twitter - the brand value in its name, and THEN calling it "X", so that now people don't "tweet", they "excrete". What a PERFECT word to describe mollusk's every utterance.

    • @OldGrumpyDude
      @OldGrumpyDude 6 місяців тому

      @moonriverdiver Elon was a cuck fill-in sugar daddy.

    • @sweetbean9218
      @sweetbean9218 5 місяців тому +4

      ​@@moonriverdiver Amber was married to Johnny and took Elon to their marriage bed. Didn't even have enough respect for Johnny to get a hotel room.

  • @GrantAMoody
    @GrantAMoody 11 місяців тому +756

    Johnny Depp unlocked god level savagery for this text😂

    • @sammich-lp2qm
      @sammich-lp2qm 11 місяців тому +6

      Yeeeeeessss!

    • @lindajohnson7675
      @lindajohnson7675 11 місяців тому +14

      And was finally able to state how he was smart enough to express his feelings in a TEXT to a friend rather than physically on her as she claimed!

    • @rochelleb973
      @rochelleb973 11 місяців тому +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @dianecarrion6724
      @dianecarrion6724 6 місяців тому

      Who is mollis I don't even know if i'm saying it right

  • @koppsr
    @koppsr 10 місяців тому +175

    😂😂 "You did!" accompanied by that little grin, was priceless 😂😂

  • @elvacampbell1915
    @elvacampbell1915 7 місяців тому +114

    Very well said Mr. Johnny Depp. Obviously he finally recognized her true worth.

  • @user-jd2mq8rd6t
    @user-jd2mq8rd6t 10 місяців тому +71

    Lmfao god this was epic, I'm surprised they didn't charge for tickets in that court room for real.

  • @raegarrett2.0
    @raegarrett2.0 Рік тому +9612

    She lied and nearly ruined his career forever. I’d be livid, too.

    • @jhor729
      @jhor729 11 місяців тому +89

      he abused her. he admitted it. i regret consulting for him.

    • @staceytaylor4999
      @staceytaylor4999 11 місяців тому +278

      She does deserve it he never abused her never admitted it I watched all of this trail

    • @liz3424
      @liz3424 11 місяців тому

      ​​@@jhor729i watched the whole trial and he never abused her and he never admitted to ever abusing her. But on the other hand AH was caught in more lies than carter makes liver pills. Her lies were endless. Johnny was a victim of being abused by his wife. Worse ive ever seen. Im so glad he had the courage to roll the dice and come forth and make it public.

    • @crooney4809
      @crooney4809 11 місяців тому +12

      Your mad believing all the shit they played n hit each other I believe !!!

    • @ramblinrose960
      @ramblinrose960 11 місяців тому +144

      Don't blame him for being pissed. She was diabolical to him. She committed actual DV and he used his words. No verbal mercy bi-atch!

  • @sandyfarrow7752
    @sandyfarrow7752 11 місяців тому +4984

    I am a woman, and I agree with this message.

    • @m.w.976
      @m.w.976 11 місяців тому +28

      😆👍

    • @lilmoe4364
      @lilmoe4364 11 місяців тому +69

      Why do people say things like "I'm a so and so and I approve this message." Who cares?

    • @patlofton4173
      @patlofton4173 11 місяців тому +44

      Love Johnny Amber is golddigger

    • @ProudPearlyGirly
      @ProudPearlyGirly 11 місяців тому +57

      He said it, and nobody blames him...

    • @charlottehigham325
      @charlottehigham325 11 місяців тому

      ​@@lilmoe4364because its a piss take of political adverts where they end it going "I'm Joe Biden and I approve this message"

  • @joea2799
    @joea2799 9 місяців тому +36

    Standing ovation. And the academy award goes to.. Mr. DEPP

  • @jennyrainbowmaddenfam8688
    @jennyrainbowmaddenfam8688 10 місяців тому +19

    That's a mic drop if i've ever heard one

  • @actaemazantor9558
    @actaemazantor9558 10 місяців тому +114

    "Did I read that right?"
    "I don't think so. Can you please repeat?" 😀

    • @juanmangasmochas1533
      @juanmangasmochas1533 10 місяців тому +9

      💯
      …read it again, but this time with passion to give it more context.

    • @SuperUAP
      @SuperUAP 7 місяців тому +3

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @gjr614
      @gjr614 7 місяців тому +2

      Just what I was thinking. 😂

    • @user-gw5us4hi6k
      @user-gw5us4hi6k 7 місяців тому +1

      😂😂😂

    • @gregoryfrance1723
      @gregoryfrance1723 Місяць тому +1

      ​@@juanmangasmochas1533😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

  • @mrspicolli
    @mrspicolli 11 місяців тому +710

    The smile on his face as he says you did is priceless

    • @Pinkheartbwell
      @Pinkheartbwell 11 місяців тому +14

      priceless

    • @CatherineWoofsHallam
      @CatherineWoofsHallam 11 місяців тому +10

      Think he said 'you read it very well' after too! ❤
      She played 1
      She lost 1

  • @beccaholt7055
    @beccaholt7055 9 місяців тому +30

    She swollowed once he said karma 😂 and damn, it came for her!!! Go Johnny❤

  • @Pal.Cockrum
    @Pal.Cockrum 10 місяців тому +25

    Even the “emotional damage” guy is like “dam Johnny”

  • @cindymelnyk8293
    @cindymelnyk8293 11 місяців тому +94

    I wish his response was like his previous response to his text message..."I'm sorry, could you please repeat that". Priceless 😂

    • @R6O6S6L
      @R6O6S6L 11 місяців тому +3

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Alltheredroses
      @Alltheredroses 11 місяців тому +4

      I know, that would have been legendary if he’d of said that 😂 I bet he was wishing afterwards that he had 😂

    • @emmef7970
      @emmef7970 11 місяців тому +4

      That would have been brilliant especially with that classic Johnny smile.
      Is he referring to Musk?

  • @maryann2366
    @maryann2366 11 місяців тому +555

    "Did I read this right?"
    "You did" (with a smile) 😂

    • @christinaandrews4891
      @christinaandrews4891 11 місяців тому +10

      That smile a chef's kiss loved it

    • @brucelownhole
      @brucelownhole 11 місяців тому +8

      Once more with emotion

    • @AJ-vo5qp
      @AJ-vo5qp 11 місяців тому +10

      His response to reading it right is fucking priceless

    • @karynagostino2853
      @karynagostino2853 11 місяців тому

      @@AJ-vo5qp
      PRICELESS!!! 😁❤️

    • @hennesseyme9112
      @hennesseyme9112 11 місяців тому +2

      🤣 He looked embarrassed, but what I loved about him is, he was 100% honest.

  • @GeminiJonson
    @GeminiJonson 9 місяців тому +42

    Johnny read her to absolute filth...Bravo Johnny👏🏽

  • @olliewebb1459
    @olliewebb1459 10 місяців тому +16

    The objection at the of each of your videos! 😂 perfect!

  • @patherron3247
    @patherron3247 Рік тому +6338

    Sounds like he covered all the bases. love it!

    • @mustafaknight
      @mustafaknight  Рік тому +90

      😂😂😂

    • @autisticwolf3409
      @autisticwolf3409 11 місяців тому +50

      😂😂😂😂

    • @Camille_Anderson
      @Camille_Anderson 11 місяців тому +108

      He was far too charitable, lol!!🤣🤣🤣🤮

    • @fluffytail6355
      @fluffytail6355 11 місяців тому +99

      Thorough yet concise. Good job, Johnny. You’re Shakespeare in text format.

    • @kubearpei8704
      @kubearpei8704 11 місяців тому +57

      As always, Johnny, well said!

  • @deetz222
    @deetz222 11 місяців тому +920

    Attorney : Did I read that right?
    Johnny: you did (smiles)
    Gold .

    • @Notyourgirl253
      @Notyourgirl253 11 місяців тому +22

      She can’t own one lie she’s told. Johnny hasn’t uttered a truth he wouldn’t stand by.

    • @alphawhiskey2922
      @alphawhiskey2922 11 місяців тому +14

      King Johnny 🤴

    • @willbuzz8813
      @willbuzz8813 11 місяців тому +6

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @damianamorales1951
      @damianamorales1951 11 місяців тому +11

      WOW...."HER" lawyer read that out loud for world to hear...? How humiliating for HER....not him...ah well...karma does will catch up to her for every mean, vindictive, word she and her sister uttered, videoed plus much more..

    • @katjohnson1984
      @katjohnson1984 11 місяців тому +8

      She couldn't keep her lies straight she told on herself 😂 she legitly did assault him and turned around and faked bruises to fake a fight!! She is nothing and has nothing so she tried to destroy his career.

  • @Mina-gm3pg
    @Mina-gm3pg 9 місяців тому +35

    This is art. Wonderful venting.

    • @greenman6141
      @greenman6141 6 місяців тому

      Turns out that he is a really REALLY good writer too.

  • @Alice-sw9hf
    @Alice-sw9hf 10 місяців тому +124

    Even more respect for Johnny, what a superbly detailed and accurate description of this lizard tramp.

    • @sherryp4779
      @sherryp4779 6 місяців тому +1

      Don't disrespect lizards like that. They didn't do anything wrong. 😁

  • @karrie7993
    @karrie7993 11 місяців тому +711

    “Did I read that right?”
    Johnny fucking SMIRKS “You did”
    I’m WHEEZING

    • @samuelturner654
      @samuelturner654 11 місяців тому +3

      Lay off the donuts if youre wheezing

    • @yvettedargbe5062
      @yvettedargbe5062 11 місяців тому +7

      The best part...love Johnny

    • @sp80amable
      @sp80amable 11 місяців тому +7

      😂😂😂😂😂👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿

    • @kaoe145
      @kaoe145 11 місяців тому

      Mod as well one it.

    • @HereIsWisdom1318
      @HereIsWisdom1318 11 місяців тому

      I think he said “you dig”.

  • @mad7fisher
    @mad7fisher Рік тому +487

    Look at her acting like she's all offended and such . God, she's such a bad actress. 😃😅

    • @PhoebeMc
      @PhoebeMc 11 місяців тому +25

      Exactly what I thought! That face!! As if she's SO offended & never knew he felt this way!! LMAO!!! HE'D HAVE TO FEEL THIS WAY AFTER ALL SHE'S DONE, some of which we don't know for sure, but can certainly speculate. He put up with it as long as he could, but it wasn't as long as she hoped. She was forced to hurry to file for a divorce before he could so she could attempt her blackmail scheme, but he wasn't having that, either. She'd planned to get all that was on her demand letter without having to go thru a divorce, but he just got sick of it, had enough, & said no more! I'm done! The headlines from MSM played (and still play) her off like she had no choice, for out in the nick of time. Nope! They know better. He was who had no choice! I'm afraid he'd have lost far more if he'd continued on with her but dodged a bullet getting out when he did!!

    • @mad7fisher
      @mad7fisher 11 місяців тому +4

      @@PhoebeMc 💯

    • @sallymascorro
      @sallymascorro 11 місяців тому +8

      EXACTLY EXCELLENT COMMENT 👏

    • @mad7fisher
      @mad7fisher 11 місяців тому +2

      @@sallymascorro 🩵 JD!

    • @redfish2229
      @redfish2229 11 місяців тому +22

      My daughter does the "my dog stepped on a bee" line, w the face n all, everytime she hears someone lying😂😂...she's 8😂😂

  • @kirst.7318
    @kirst.7318 9 місяців тому +13

    😂😂😂 Johnny went IN on her. I missed this part of the trial 😂😂😂

  • @LifeSkillsJune2024
    @LifeSkillsJune2024 9 місяців тому +16

    I love his proud smile as he admits it. 😇

  • @micheletrainor1601
    @micheletrainor1601 11 місяців тому +9084

    So glad this was read out in court for us all to enjoy. What a legend.

    • @LaceyLace_
      @LaceyLace_ 11 місяців тому +101

      I enjoyed it thoroughly cause it's so true!

    • @tmayorca8770
      @tmayorca8770 11 місяців тому +28

      He lost $2.5 million to her too

    • @jill3686
      @jill3686 11 місяців тому +56

      I almost died. The was he said things and her reaction. There's no way he's ever gonna be with her again.

    • @blakealcott5603
      @blakealcott5603 11 місяців тому +34

      My hero.

    • @notforu1737
      @notforu1737 11 місяців тому

      @@tmayorca8770 omg...no, he lost 2.5 mill of his 7 mill settlement.

  • @emilbordon1329
    @emilbordon1329 10 місяців тому +451

    😂😂😂😂😂 He was really pissed off when he wrote that heartfelt declaration.

    • @beccacontis3101
      @beccacontis3101 9 місяців тому +6

      it's amazing ahahahaha

    • @JustMe-wd3pz
      @JustMe-wd3pz 8 місяців тому

      It proves that his entire case was one big gaslight.

    • @JustMe-wd3pz
      @JustMe-wd3pz 8 місяців тому

      ​@beccacontis3101 it's disgusting, but not as disgusting as the free pass he is getting from others low hanging fruit.

    • @beccacontis3101
      @beccacontis3101 8 місяців тому

      @@JustMe-wd3pz oh god

    • @beccacontis3101
      @beccacontis3101 8 місяців тому

      @@JustMe-wd3pz 🙄

  • @christopher302
    @christopher302 9 місяців тому +8

    That “you did” at the end was absolute gold

  • @alfredolicud1990
    @alfredolicud1990 10 місяців тому +34

    J.D. is a BADASS. Period.

  • @kathrynallen6380
    @kathrynallen6380 11 місяців тому +445

    "You did." 😂 I love that her lawyer read this to the world for no apparent reason

    • @debragorni2532
      @debragorni2532 11 місяців тому +13

      Yes. But I remember Johnny saying in response to something else read, and was asked if they read it correctly..he replied exactly the same!

    • @jennaleigh6049
      @jennaleigh6049 11 місяців тому +7

      Bc they can be sued if they misrepresented her lol what better way to defend someone you know is guilty than to be SO thorough

    • @andreamarin4296
      @andreamarin4296 11 місяців тому +14

      I’m so happy he did read it! Love every word!

    • @willytompkins8115
      @willytompkins8115 11 місяців тому +18

      ​@@jamyDodgerone time he said YOU READ THAT PERFECTLY😅😅😅😅😅 to Rottenborn !!!

    • @Mar-velousMarlenak8
      @Mar-velousMarlenak8 11 місяців тому +24

      He thought it was going to make Johnny look bad, when what it really did was show the turning point where he was finally ready to stand up for himself and against the constant abuse he was suffering

  • @cocoamonroe6312
    @cocoamonroe6312 11 місяців тому +266

    “Dangling, overused, flappy fish market!”
    Gahdamn Johnny! This never gets old 😂

  • @GabyPerea
    @GabyPerea 9 місяців тому +57

    I mean....he said what he felt from the heart and his knowledge of the English language and cuss words is phenomenal!😂😂❤❤

  • @glorybelieve9010
    @glorybelieve9010 7 місяців тому +69

    I had too Listen to this OVER, and OVER AGAIN.
    It was SOO GOOD, JOHNNY IS A LEGEND IN HIS OWN RIGHT.
    WE ALL LOVE JOHNNY ♥️

    • @laila-holm
      @laila-holm 6 місяців тому

      Me too 😅 Karma is a bich like A Turd

    • @royalgarner8403
      @royalgarner8403 6 місяців тому +1

      I know right. Hahaha this is priceless 😂🎉😂🎉

  • @chippandenga6722
    @chippandenga6722 11 місяців тому +484

    "Dangling overused flappy fish market", that was ruthless😢😢😢

    • @ToiDente
      @ToiDente 10 місяців тому +10

      Love it

    • @MasteredMirages
      @MasteredMirages 10 місяців тому +24

      Don't forget the "mushy, useless" part before haha

    • @wonderfuljoanna21
      @wonderfuljoanna21 10 місяців тому

      I know he's a freakin jerk

    • @glendarobinson2841
      @glendarobinson2841 10 місяців тому +4

      I absolutely loved it....

    • @yvonnemurray1253
      @yvonnemurray1253 4 місяці тому

      She was a s*x worker, having affairs, and sleeping with many..Her and her wife put on s*x acts.. Walked into Kevin Costner room naked and he kicked her out..She hung out with Epst*in..Just trash , how many put sl*t

  • @GiGi_to_3
    @GiGi_to_3 11 місяців тому +501

    I was dead at "flappy fish market" 😂😂 I felt violated for her LMAO!!

    • @Nella1111
      @Nella1111 11 місяців тому +11

      Objection your honor 🤣 omg this is priceless😂😂😂😂

    • @3-6-9-6-3
      @3-6-9-6-3 11 місяців тому +11

      Sorry to hear that. I was living vicariously through him. It was very gratifying having known such women.😂😂😂

    • @TwhistyyHD
      @TwhistyyHD 11 місяців тому +4

      You probably would fill violated for her if you also had a “flappy fish market” 😅😅

    • @MeBeArdian
      @MeBeArdian 11 місяців тому +2

      Is this real?

    • @MelixaMihawk
      @MelixaMihawk 11 місяців тому +1

      😂😂💀

  • @davidkessinger6368
    @davidkessinger6368 9 місяців тому +19

    That was a very accurate discription of her.

  • @warpthumr47
    @warpthumr47 10 місяців тому +12

    Daaaaamn, Johnny! Lol. As someone who was married to an abusive narcissist, I can tell you that when you get out from under, you feel a mix of rage, determination, self-loathing (for falling for the love bombing & putting up with it for as long as you did), & indifference. It's weird, but part of the healing process. This text encapsulates that really well. 😂 Also, karma always bites the narcissist in the ass eventually & the schadenfreude is real.

  • @Stitch_Mfs
    @Stitch_Mfs 11 місяців тому +516

    "Flappy fish market" has me 💀 rn 😂😂😂

  • @nicolasluu9584
    @nicolasluu9584 11 місяців тому +642

    "Dangling overused flappy fish market." cracks me up

    • @aliciasartain9701
      @aliciasartain9701 11 місяців тому +23

      And it was dangling if he chose that word " dangling" 😂😂😂

    • @28cotton32
      @28cotton32 11 місяців тому +5

      Me to never heard that before

    • @wickedwit1675
      @wickedwit1675 11 місяців тому +1

      Right??😂

    • @danhewitt1984
      @danhewitt1984 11 місяців тому +11

      I just dunno how the f he managed to get through reading that without smirking like a school boy

    • @JWSanchez
      @JWSanchez 11 місяців тому +1

      😂

  • @WeThePeeps1
    @WeThePeeps1 7 місяців тому +4

    Johnny's quite the writer, isn't he? Articulate, heartfelt and really, on point.❤

  • @tjacquem
    @tjacquem 10 місяців тому +49

    Just when you think you couldn't love him more

  • @Julie-xi7no
    @Julie-xi7no 11 місяців тому +372

    As a woman who watched this unfold, Amber Heard’s lies, smears and even violence towards Depp, earned her every word of that. Every single word and more.

    • @HopefulInterventions
      @HopefulInterventions 11 місяців тому +3

      Exactly!!

    • @Naanii77
      @Naanii77 11 місяців тому

      What happened in the case? I saw tidbits on my feed but that’s it?

    • @peng3668
      @peng3668 11 місяців тому +1

      Nah.

    • @danajacobs9097
      @danajacobs9097 11 місяців тому +1

      Facts

    • @jeremiahcherry5283
      @jeremiahcherry5283 11 місяців тому

      And look at how much proof it took for you to side with Depp. Consider that when other men are falsely accused and you instead take the side of the female simply because she is female before you have all or any of the facts.

  • @proudpict2057
    @proudpict2057 11 місяців тому +66

    That’s a Tarantino movie audition right there!

  • @Fee212
    @Fee212 7 місяців тому +3

    That was so good to hear. Her face acting sad had me in stitches. Live long and prosper Johnny. 😂 😊 ❤ 🙏

  • @yasmineali8043
    @yasmineali8043 7 місяців тому +4

    “She’s begging for total global humiliation… She’s gonna get it.” and did 😌✅

  • @Holly-pp9sh
    @Holly-pp9sh 11 місяців тому +393

    "Did I read that right?" "You did." he responds ever sooo softly...classic....

    • @LTAries88
      @LTAries88 11 місяців тому +5

      And the way he smiled saying had me over here cracking up

    • @danielkeizer4174
      @danielkeizer4174 11 місяців тому +7

      He should've said: no i think you made a mistake somewhere...could you reread it please...it just doesn't sound complete 😂😂😂

    • @willtinarey3674
      @willtinarey3674 11 місяців тому

      ​@@danielkeizer4174💀.....😂

    • @Holly-pp9sh
      @Holly-pp9sh 11 місяців тому +2

      ​@@danielkeizer4174now THAT would been HILARIOUS!!!😅😅

  • @EvoDevo2004
    @EvoDevo2004 10 місяців тому +764

    That has to be the BEST text message ever written!!!!

  • @mesayso7095
    @mesayso7095 9 місяців тому +28

    Did anyone else notice that when that was being read… he looked straight at her?!
    This dude survived this!! ❤

    • @poopoopants7088
      @poopoopants7088 6 місяців тому +3

      He didn't look at her once during the trial. He made a point of not looking at her.

  • @karlabravo6657
    @karlabravo6657 10 місяців тому +2

    Every time I need a laugh, I just watch this short😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ninam8089
    @ninam8089 Рік тому +63

    “You did” 😂

  • @nomdeplume2213
    @nomdeplume2213 11 місяців тому +4171

    Flappy fish market 😂 god I love Johnny.

    • @fergi10ful
      @fergi10ful 11 місяців тому +66

      Most diplomatic way of saying (C)ee you next Tuesday! Love the filterless verbal rage! That was a knockout punch 👊 and the only time JD ever hit Ms. Turd--with facts and the truth! Bravo. 🎉

    • @carolbroome6559
      @carolbroome6559 11 місяців тому +8

      😂🤣🤣

    • @fergi10ful
      @fergi10ful 11 місяців тому +13

      Loop

    • @mylamberfeeties875
      @mylamberfeeties875 11 місяців тому +7

      😂

    • @ElizabethT45
      @ElizabethT45 11 місяців тому +129

      "...mushy, pointless dangling overused flappy fish market" I mean damn.

  • @Tactical_Equine_Attack_Unit
    @Tactical_Equine_Attack_Unit 9 місяців тому +4

    That smirk at the end. Very understandable text

  • @Anonymous-ru8ud
    @Anonymous-ru8ud 10 місяців тому +13

    Damn I love this man more every day

  • @georginasmith5096
    @georginasmith5096 11 місяців тому +404

    Well done Johnny! Like it's a private txt, he's not openly in public said these things, she brought it to court not him! 😅

    • @cynthiatucker2147
      @cynthiatucker2147 11 місяців тому +16

      And it backfired on her. What was she thinking? How was that going to help her case? Well, She had a good thing going with Johnny. I don’t know anyone else so generous. Obviously she didn’t like nor appreciate him.

    • @rebeccajones4stories
      @rebeccajones4stories 11 місяців тому +7

      If I were Johnny, though, I'd ditch the "friend" to whom he originally sent the text, if that "friend" is so willing to share the texts with the opposition. But hey, at least Johnny owned it with a smirk.

    • @sandralybrand9425
      @sandralybrand9425 11 місяців тому +11

      ​@@rebeccajones4storiesThey didn't get it from his friend,it came from Johnny's texts that were suppeaned.

    • @rebeccajones4stories
      @rebeccajones4stories 11 місяців тому +3

      @@sandralybrand9425 oh, okay. Thanks.

    • @eb9844
      @eb9844 11 місяців тому +3

      @@rebeccajones4storiesdo you not know how the court system works?! All electronic communication was subpoenaed.

  • @ShaloMEibbotson
    @ShaloMEibbotson 11 місяців тому +69

    If i was an actor i would use this as a monologue for auditions. 😂😂 brilliant

    • @tira159
      @tira159 11 місяців тому +4

      like to see that

  • @dduff4383
    @dduff4383 8 місяців тому +1

    Dayum, Johnny! Tell us how you REALLY feel!

  • @ZYX54321
    @ZYX54321 6 місяців тому +2

    💫YOU ARE A CLASSIC!💫
    I really enjoy your UA-cam posts..
    There hasn’t been one time you haven’t made me laugh.
    & also agree with you 100% of the time..🤣
    Much appreciated.💫

  • @micheleford4282
    @micheleford4282 11 місяців тому +674

    she earned that whole masterpiece of a text

    • @daniellev7258
      @daniellev7258 11 місяців тому +3

      Seriously. And of course she cries when she hears that but recordings of her abuse towards johnny were fine by her I guess.

    • @tmayorca8770
      @tmayorca8770 11 місяців тому

      And he lost $2.5 million to her

    • @micheleford4282
      @micheleford4282 11 місяців тому

      i think her humiliation to the whole world being proven a liar is well worth the 2.5 mil@@tmayorca8770

    • @dudemorris7769
      @dudemorris7769 11 місяців тому +8

      @@tmayorca8770well she lost much much more than that, lol!

    • @tammyskelton8149
      @tammyskelton8149 11 місяців тому +3

      ​@@dudemorris7769yes she did😅😂

  • @Meowmeter
    @Meowmeter 11 місяців тому +588

    If he ever gives up acting he has a career as a writer😊

    • @randallkruse5012
      @randallkruse5012 11 місяців тому +8

      He's a artist... likes to draw, sketch and paint

    • @ashleyj7996
      @ashleyj7996 11 місяців тому +5

      Have you seen his paintings????

    • @ana419
      @ana419 11 місяців тому +8

      Everything he does is artistic. His very being is Art.

    • @lindamaemullins-wr1jg
      @lindamaemullins-wr1jg 11 місяців тому

      🤔👍😉😂😊❤️

    • @shawniet2352
      @shawniet2352 11 місяців тому +3

      Yes EXCELLENT writer

  • @claudiaabalo7434
    @claudiaabalo7434 5 місяців тому +1

    The look after "objection" 😅 gets me every time! 😂😂😂

  • @sandy_Jo
    @sandy_Jo 9 місяців тому +1

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 the way you dropped the banana out of your mouth is hilarious. Omg I'm rollin'

  • @caroltyndaal4293
    @caroltyndaal4293 11 місяців тому +555

    This text was epic!
    Was awesome how Johnny looked proud while confirming, yup, you read that right😂

    • @clyro1
      @clyro1 11 місяців тому +12

      Yes 🎉🎉

    • @I.A.G
      @I.A.G 11 місяців тому

      ​@@micheleengel3428😂😂😂😂

    • @princesmith8008
      @princesmith8008 11 місяців тому

      ​@@micheleengel3428Holy shit, that would've been even more epic. Nice thinking lol! 😂

  • @toastwelldunne
    @toastwelldunne 11 місяців тому +346

    Said it, meant it, now she heard it. He couldn't be happier.

    • @tamipierce5916
      @tamipierce5916 11 місяців тому

      Now the world heard it...!! 😂 .. Thank goodness he finally got to tell his side of that story she'd been telling for 6yrs.... Thank goodness the trial was public or else people would truly believe AH was found innocent by the way MSM has acted after their trial was over...

    • @michelewheldon7183
      @michelewheldon7183 11 місяців тому +5

      Even had he lost this was put out there.

    • @trialgoddess
      @trialgoddess 11 місяців тому +2

      The world heard it.

  • @GeminiJonson
    @GeminiJonson 9 місяців тому +1

    Johnny went into beast mode,str8 savage

  • @TruthSeeker0U812
    @TruthSeeker0U812 7 місяців тому +1

    Oh John, you have such a way with words, such truth, the added grin and confirmation at the end was chef’s kiss! 💋 nothing short of excellence…

  • @joshpierce7449
    @joshpierce7449 11 місяців тому +43

    "You did 😏" that was beautiful

  • @tracyobrien2066
    @tracyobrien2066 Рік тому +1053

    Exactly who she is…. Awesome description of the narcissist … well written Johnny

    • @miaknig3130
      @miaknig3130 11 місяців тому +18

      He's a poet fr! Flappy fish mkt is great! She's acting like she never heard those adjectives used to describe her. He was nice enough to leave the homicidal maniac description out of it🎣💩

    • @nidh1109
      @nidh1109 11 місяців тому +6

      Yes, bit of Bad acting from AH there! Who's mollusk, one of her other men, so many to choose from.

    • @thedutchess1436
      @thedutchess1436 11 місяців тому +18

      @@nidh1109prob Musk?! Like in Elon Musk 🤷🏼‍♀️

    • @lilblondie12874
      @lilblondie12874 11 місяців тому +8

      I was just going to say that! She deserves everything she gets!

    • @kelaram88
      @kelaram88 11 місяців тому +10

      Mollusk= Elon Musk

  • @jimycrackcorn408
    @jimycrackcorn408 10 місяців тому +2

    Whoop whoop!! Go Jonny !!!! 🤣🤣 I love you brother. I’m glad you got through that nonsense.

  • @clara_joens
    @clara_joens 9 місяців тому +3

    He's really proud of that text
    And I would be too
    Very creative!
    A+ for johnny

  • @grantguidroz7640
    @grantguidroz7640 11 місяців тому +536

    The “flappy fish market” line broke her

    • @numbtae7361
      @numbtae7361 11 місяців тому +5

      😂😂😂

    • @happybee7725
      @happybee7725 11 місяців тому +9

      @grantguidroz7640
      😂 I know right! Absolutely hilarious 😂

    • @33skelly33
      @33skelly33 11 місяців тому +1

      😂😂😂

    • @jayspeaks5350
      @jayspeaks5350 11 місяців тому +5

      That’s my favorite part 😂

    • @donaldgrump3343
      @donaldgrump3343 11 місяців тому +5

      What brutal brutal thing to repeat in a courtroom! Go Johnny!

  • @georgehasleftthebuilding6621
    @georgehasleftthebuilding6621 11 місяців тому +36

    ".....flappy fish market....."😂 oh Johnny I didn't know I could love you more

  • @lorikellerman-hn6vx
    @lorikellerman-hn6vx Місяць тому +1

    The judges face "rukidingme" lol

  • @Boots616
    @Boots616 10 місяців тому +5

    She really hurt him ❤🕊🇨🇦

  • @PhillipGraves1776
    @PhillipGraves1776 11 місяців тому +465

    That " you did " was probably the most savage thing I've seen in a while.

    • @SlarkB
      @SlarkB 11 місяців тому +6

      SAVAGE ... BUT... TRUE LMAO😅

    • @KoiAi_
      @KoiAi_ 11 місяців тому +13

      Sauvage if you will. 😂

    • @melissamoonchild9216
      @melissamoonchild9216 11 місяців тому +2

      ​@@KoiAi_lol thats what I was going to say

    • @KoiAi_
      @KoiAi_ 11 місяців тому

      @@melissamoonchild9216 great minds think alike 😂

    • @corneliuselbourne1044
      @corneliuselbourne1044 11 місяців тому +2

      Savage cant even begin to describe what we just heard.

  • @jenniferbogacki2699
    @jenniferbogacki2699 11 місяців тому +2714

    His words echo what every person who has ever been in a toxic relationship feels

  • @geoffsaunderson5766
    @geoffsaunderson5766 9 місяців тому +1

    I’m so glad this guy’s massively simplistic/puerile vids are still going strong! It’s actually very underrated art, I hope to still have these OBJECTION!! (And his worried face) pop up in 30 years time lol.

  • @michelecurtis887
    @michelecurtis887 29 днів тому +1

    Johnny agreeing with his own text as it’s read 😂😂😂😂 Legend man, absolute legend. ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

  • @efiniGTX
    @efiniGTX 11 місяців тому +396

    What a time to be a court stenographer!

    • @briber67
      @briber67 11 місяців тому +24

      She needed a cigarette afterward, probably.
      Even though she didn't smoke.

    • @Brecken22
      @Brecken22 11 місяців тому +7

      Judy Rocks!

    • @andrewsparadise
      @andrewsparadise 11 місяців тому

      ​@Brecken22 Hell ya her name was Judy. Maybe Carol.

    • @javanjunkindahouse6625
      @javanjunkindahouse6625 11 місяців тому +1

      😂😂😂

    • @_SnowJustice_
      @_SnowJustice_ 11 місяців тому

      🤣🤣you just had to go there...never thought of that

  • @user-gf7xx5qt9i
    @user-gf7xx5qt9i 11 місяців тому +267

    I'm gonna tell my kids this was Shakespeare.

    • @onyx3856
      @onyx3856 11 місяців тому +4

      🤣

    • @KashPi-ys8zd
      @KashPi-ys8zd 11 місяців тому +3

      It’s not Johnny shakespearenth the 1st 😅😅🎉😂

    • @tiel_
      @tiel_ 11 місяців тому +1

      Lmao

    • @km-8036
      @km-8036 11 місяців тому

      😂😂😂

    • @user-cx3yr4ix1n
      @user-cx3yr4ix1n 11 місяців тому

      Omg! Best response 🤣🤣🤣

  • @karonstocker5084
    @karonstocker5084 8 місяців тому

    Mustafa this is your funniest one yet. Love your expressions 😂😂

  • @louise947
    @louise947 2 місяці тому

    It's Johnny & your commentating& facial expressions together that cracks me up 😂😂😂

  • @mar-ei7pz
    @mar-ei7pz Рік тому +111

    He wasn't lying 😂😂😂

  • @zzulm
    @zzulm 11 місяців тому +2475

    She not only wanted Jonny's money, she wanted to destroy him.

    • @lisanagle7893
      @lisanagle7893 11 місяців тому +23

      I believe you are right

    • @maryjohammons8905
      @maryjohammons8905 11 місяців тому +49

      She seemingly hates men unless she can use them

    • @jackandblaze5956
      @jackandblaze5956 11 місяців тому +38

      She easily destroyed countless others before Johnny. Thank you Johnny for slowing down this outwardly beautiful, inwardly rotten demon's trail of destruction.

    • @KimSearch865
      @KimSearch865 11 місяців тому +11

      She still does.

    • @pale_saint
      @pale_saint 11 місяців тому +21

      She was planning his murder

  • @lauriegialone5757
    @lauriegialone5757 6 місяців тому +1

    One honest dude right there! Love you JD

  • @ljruss42
    @ljruss42 9 місяців тому +1

    Damn Johnny. I’m hurt and it wasn’t even about me

  • @reidandmorgan2
    @reidandmorgan2 10 місяців тому +530

    Not only is he an artist, he's a poet too 😂😂😂

  • @shebabristow7295
    @shebabristow7295 11 місяців тому +960

    His calling isn’t just an actor, musician, painter, but an amazing writer. He verbally shredded her.

    • @michellemanuele2033
      @michellemanuele2033 11 місяців тому +6

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 all his professions

    • @francois9369
      @francois9369 11 місяців тому +4

      Just missing a slow beat behind.

    • @Celeste-yt6sb
      @Celeste-yt6sb 11 місяців тому +7

      Not me yelling Fatality! 😂

    • @ltlove63
      @ltlove63 11 місяців тому +1

      really huh 👍🏼

    • @hawaiigirl8089
      @hawaiigirl8089 11 місяців тому +1

      It was verbal abuse

  • @MaryBethKissel
    @MaryBethKissel 7 місяців тому +1

    Johnny was NOT embarrassed

  • @jd7745
    @jd7745 9 місяців тому +1

    The judge doesn't want to be there at all

  • @edenromanov
    @edenromanov 10 місяців тому +83

    Bro even threw shade at Elon lmao Johnny's a savage

  • @stephaniem6369
    @stephaniem6369 Рік тому +182

    He nailed it to a T...... that is Amber heard

  • @katyrosess1545
    @katyrosess1545 8 місяців тому

    i cant stop laughing when you show the one pic of the judge- priceless

  • @mikexf1647
    @mikexf1647 9 місяців тому +2

    Johnny is the man.

  • @lloydkeith3061
    @lloydkeith3061 11 місяців тому +993

    THAT'S what happens when you attempt to destroy someone. They stop loving you and start hating you.

    • @Gallo_1.6
      @Gallo_1.6 11 місяців тому +9

      well ummmmmmm obviously.

    • @svant3
      @svant3 11 місяців тому +4

      Pretty straightforward

    • @lordroyaltee
      @lordroyaltee 11 місяців тому +6

      Yep all that love you had for that person rots and turns into pure hatred.

    • @Gallo_1.6
      @Gallo_1.6 11 місяців тому +1

      @@lordroyaltee standard. i dont know why people are highlighting this!!!!!!!!! dafuq

    • @iamsheel
      @iamsheel 11 місяців тому

      Exactly

  • @kiranmurali910
    @kiranmurali910 10 місяців тому +66

    Shakespeare would give a standing ovation to this masterpiece 😂

  • @frederickalindsey9505
    @frederickalindsey9505 8 годин тому

    Working in law, I laugh every time you "look" at the judge! So on point!

  • @vin8906
    @vin8906 9 місяців тому +1

    The way he smiles at the end like yh u rly did😂😂😍🥰🥰