@@bobby4111 ha wohi bol raha hu, thoda mufaat baat karne wala hi PM ho toh achha hai, jo jaise ko taise jawaab bhi de sake. Har gaali ka jawab gyan se nahi diya ja sakta
@Majestic King they are the only one that our country is still running. We are proud of them. But what this government did I was really sad. I was very big BJP supporter in 2014, but what they did to this economy and jobs we can't forgive. R&D, Education, Health care, Economy they failed in this. Unemployment reached to 6.1 % 45 year highest, that's very dangerous. No one In mainstream media talking about this.
@Majestic King hahahaahahahahhahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahhahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahaha..... GAAAAAND ME JALAN ...JA dermicool laga aur Gand mara
That's why when these intellects talk about reservation and how they didn't get opportunity in India because of reservation..you jump on them like dogs.
इस थियोरी को तो इसरो और नासा को भिजवाना चाहिए और भारत के वैज्ञानिकों को इस सिद्धांत को बिना कोई देरी किए अंतर्राष्ट्रीय विज्ञान एवं प्रौद्योगिकी संस्थान को नोबेल पुरस्कार के लिए प्रस्ताव प्रेषित करना चाहिए। अब मुझे अहसास हो रहा है कि हमारा भारत अब विश्व गुरू बनकर रहेगा और बिल्कुल आउटर पर खड़ा हुआ लग रहा है।
Salute to your truthfulness and courage.Kind regards from Switzerland.I am originally from Asssam and since 46 years I am in Europe.you are tooo brave and analytical.
@bg s ,one of which your renound gober father use to go saudi for compare cammel dunk with mata dunk ,idiot goberbhakt ,just short up the renound result of Asharam pendrive
abe chutiya k chude .. jake thori pdhai kr le khud dusre ko bolne se pehle .. lund braber knowledge h bhi terpe? ruk dikhata hu tujhe. google se uthaya h biro Yes, it is possible that very few particles of gold are present in cow pee. In fact, a study conducted by Junagadh Agricultural University in India found that Gir cow urine contains traces of gold ranging from 3 to 10 mg per liter. The researchers believe that the gold in cow urine comes from the plants that the cows eat. These plants absorb gold from the soil, and the gold is then passed through the cows' digestive system and into their urine. However, it is important to note that the amount of gold in cow urine is very small. It is not possible to extract gold from cow urine in a cost-effective way. In addition, it is important to note that the study on Gir cow urine was only conducted on one breed of cow. It is possible that other breeds of cows do not have gold in their urine. fact 2 Clouds can affect the identification of fighter aircraft in radars in a few ways: Attenuation: Clouds can absorb radar waves, which can reduce the strength of the signal that is returned to the radar receiver. This can make it difficult to detect and track aircraft flying through clouds. Clutter: Clouds can also produce clutter on radar screens, which can make it difficult to distinguish aircraft from other objects. Refraction: Clouds can refract radar waves, which can bend the path of the waves and cause them to miss the aircraft.
BISMILLAH must read Andhi Bhakti kise khte h हिंदुत्व के अनुसार कुछ मनोरंजक , रोमांचक बातें = > 1 ) Shiv Koi Bghwan Nhi Use Chahiye BHAANG ka nasa or NANGI aurata log use khush krne k liye uska ling bna kr yani sivling ki pooja krte h fir uspr apni maa behno se doodh ghee se malis krvate h taki shiv koo mjaa aye or vo khush ho jaye or unko koi vardaan mil jaye usee nangi auratS chaiye jo uske liing ki malis kre vo bagwan nhi kyuki vo mohtaz h mjee lene ka or liing pr malis krvane ka usne ganesh ki gardan kati k unhe pta nhi tha k ye gnesh mera beta h kya vo bhgwan aesa ho skta h k use kuch pta nhi ho or fir vapas use jinda bhi nhi kr saka asli gardan ke sath usee bhaang ka nsaa , sarab chaiye or nangi aurata = > 2 ) 5 Pandav Ek Aurat Dropdi Ke Sath mjee lete bhut mjee liye lekin dropadi ne kuch nhi kha vo chup rhi kuch na boli pancho k sath mjaa jo aa raha tha kaese aadmi the jo ek k sath sbnne mje liye or Voo aurat khusi khusi apna waqt gujarti rahi mje me , dekho aesa nhi krna chaiye ye galat h islam me ye sb haram h kya ye bghwan ka niyam h mahabharata ka krishan bhi mojuud THA vhi pr lekin use apni leela dikhani thi jo ki khud gopio se mje leta unke sath leela jhameela chameela krta uska kanoon to aesa hi hoga = > 3 ) Krishna Koi Baghwan Nhi vo chori krta or ldkio ko chedta or nangi ldkio ko nhate hue dekhta mjee leta unse bahuut mje leta or unke kpde uthata or bhaag jaata or tum khte ho ye sb krishan ki leela h krishan makhan khata to ttati bhi krta hoga logo se chup chup kr toilet jaata taki koi na dekhle tatti krte hue , common si baat h. kya vo bagwan aesa ho skta h jo tatti krta ho bewakoofo ldkio ke matko ko pathar markr todna fir ulti ulti harkate krna mjee lena etc kya sb kuch bnane vala aesa ho skta h = > 4 ) Brahma Koi Bgwan Nhi Usne Apni Beti saraswati ke sath blatkar kiya uske sath mjee liye bhut majee liye search krlo agar anpadh ho bina padhe likhe usko pooojte ho jise tum khud bnate ho or USE TUM brahmand ko bnane vala khte ho = > 5 ) RAM KOI BAGHWAN NHI jo khud paida hota h vo sb kuch bnane vala nhi hota , varna unhe Pta Hota K Sita pavitra h ya nhi to agni parikhsa ki jroorat nhi pdti , raavan k bare m bhi nhi pta tha k kaese marega or na laxman ko jivit krske jb vo megnath ke teero se marne vala tha phir rishi ko bulaya or hath jodkar kha rote hue k Mera Bhai kaese theek hoga , kaese theek hoga laxman , koi upay h rishi apke pas ram bhgwan hota to theek na krdeta khud puchne ki jroorat nhi , ram khana khata to toilet bhi jata hoga kya vo sb kuch bnane vala aesa ho skta h andhe mt bno = > 6 ) HANUMAN KOI BAGHWAN NHI jb rishi lxman ko bachane k liye jdi buti btayi to use lene gye agar bhgwan hota to khud theek na krdeta or pta bhi nhi tha konsi jdi buti h pura pahad hi utha laye dekho andhe mat bno = > 7) JO PHLE MURTIYA TODI h agar un murtiyo m taqat hoti to tutne se bacha na leti blki pandit khud unhe uthaa utha kr baghe h bachane k liye, jo murtiya apne aap ko na bacha saki tumhe kya bachaegi dekho andhe mt bno samjho = > 8 ) GANESH KOI BAGHWAN NHI apni gardan nhi bacha ska tumhari kya bachaega Ladoo Khata To TOILET Bhi Jaata Hoga khaA krtaTA hoga kaese Dhota chup chup kr krta = > 9 ) HINDUSS KE ANUSAR DEVI DEVTA BGWAN H " lekin bgwan ko hatiyar ki jroorat nhi " or koi bhi kisi bhi devlok swarg lok pr hamla krdeta h , haha bewakoofo andhe mt bno = > 10 ) Gautam buddha ka phle sidharth naam tha vo raza ke bete the phir ek din vo apne mahl se bahr ghumne ke liye nikle unhe pta nhi tha k bhar kya hota log kaese rahte h to 1)unhone logo ko muskilo me dekha koi gareeb h koi bimaar h kisi ko maut aa chuuki etc etc etc 2)phir unhone sanyas liya or dhyaan lgana shuru krdiya RESUlts 1) Ab Jise Ye Na Pta Ho K mere mahl se bahr kya hora h kya vo baghwan ho sakta h ? nhi 2) 2) jise khud maut aa gyi apni maut ko na rok saka ho budhape ko na rok saka ho kya baghwan ho sakta h ? nhi 3) 3) jo khana khata ho toilet jata ho dhota ho ttati ko kya vo baghwan ho sakta h ? nhi 4) ALLAH / ISWAR / GOD kisi ka mohtaz nhi = > JESUS bhi pagembar the Muhammad sallallahu alaihi wasallam se phle. Muhammad akhri pagembar / kalki avtar h or jesus se phle bhi avtar aye lekin logo ne vo kitabe badal dali jo phle quran se phle utri h pagembaro pr RESULT BISMILLAH ALLAH - ARABIC ] DIFFERENT NAME ISWAR - HINDI ] GOD - ENGLISH ] = > अपने बनाने वाले को पहचानो इससे पहले की मौत आ जाए और तुम पछताते हुए रह जाओ , jo sb kuch bnane vala hai usee tum nhi bna skte or naa roop de skte. = > Jisko Allah ke Siva Pooja jata hai वह एक मक्खी नहीं बना सकते , अगर एक मक्खी उन पर बैठ जाए उसे उड़ा नहीं सकते , एक मक्खी अगर उनसे कुछ छीन कर ले जाए उसे छुड़ा नहीं सकते , गिर जाए तो उठ नहीं सकते टूट जाएं तो जुड़ नहीं सकते , कुछ बना नहीं सकते खुद बनाए जाते हैं ,तुम अल्लाह की इबादत करो जो सब कुछ बनाने वाला है । Tum sab Allah se mafi maango vo bada maaf karne wala hai jitne tumhare gunah hai sab maaf kar dega agar tum uske Hukumo pr chaloge = > ALLAH / GOD / ISWAR kisi chiz ka mohtaz nhi kya vo insaan h hmari tarah - Nhi hum use dekh nhi skte or na hmare andar itni taqat h k hum use bna ske jbki vo sb kuch bnane vala h 1 ) JISNE Tumhari suraat bnai , jisne tumhe ek Gande paani se paida kiya (maa or baap se) phir vo paani rang roop liya ankhe , hath , kaan , dil , dimaag , kya ye apne aap bn gaye - nhi = > जिसने अल्लाह का हुकुम झुठलाया वह काफिर हो गया = > Allah na biwi rakhta hai na aulad , ALLAH koo kisi chiz ki jarurat nahin - na khane peene ki , Na aurat ki , na bacche ki , vo kisi chiz ka mohtaj nahin , अल्लाह को ना ऊंघ आती है ना नींद वह हमेशा हमेशा से जिंदा है और हमेशा हमेशा जिंदा रहेगा । = > tumko banaya gya h kisi maksad k liye Allah ne tumhe isliye paida Kiya hai ki tum uske Hukum ko Mano , uske bheje hue pagembar ke pari ke par chalo , kyunki ye duniya imtihaan hai , imtihaan hai iska ke Tum Allah ke hukmo pr chalte ho ya nahin = > Jo kuchh jameen mein hai jo kuchh aasmanon mein sab kuchh Allah ka hai aur jo hamare pass hai vah hame di gai Amanat hai ALLAH ki ibadat kro uske btaye tariqe agar apni marzi se kroge to naqam ho jaoge yani akhri pagembar muhammad sallallahu alaihi wasallam k btaye tariqe pr 1 ) sabse pahla Allah ka Hukum yah hai ki yakin ho ki " Allah ke siwa koi dusra ibadat ke layak nahin Muhammad sallallahu alaihi wasallam Allah ke akhiri pagembar Rasool hai " 2 ) dusra Hukum " 5 waqt ki namaj ka hai jisnein panch waqt ki namaj ko jhutlaya vo kafir ho gya " = > Jisne Allah ke sath sath dusron ki bhi Pooja ki yani usne sabhi dharmon ko mana too usne Allah ka pahla Hukum jhutlaya , iski bhi saza nark h , yani vo kafir h = > Dhyan rakho ki Muhammad sallallahu alayhi wa sallam ek makkhi nahin banaa sakte vah mohtaj hain paigambar yani Avtaro ki bhi Puja nahin ki ja sakti agar Allah ke siwa kisi ki Puja ki too kafir ho jaenge or narak mein daal Diya jaega. = > Kuch Quran ki aayaton ka matlab " ऐ पैगंबर (मुहम्मद) अगर तुम वही ऐ इलाही के आने के बाद भी गैरों के रास्ते पर चलोगे तो तुमको हमारी पकड़ से बचाने वाला ना कोई दोस्त होगा ना कोई मददगार " " अगर ये पैगंबर (मोहम्मद) हमारी निस्बत कोई बात झूठ बना लाते तो हम इनका दाहिना हाथ पकड़ लेते और इनकी रगे गर्दन काट डालते फिर हमको इससे कोई रोकने वाला ना होता " = > KAFIR bna deta yee khna ★↓ 1 ) Ya Ali , Ya Rasool Allah , maula Ali , Bhar do jholi meri Ya Mohammed , ya Hussain , jiski maut ho chuki ho usko ya kahna pukarna , Kafir banaa deta hai matam manana Muharram ko ye sb haram hai jabki Mohammed sallallahu alaihi wasallam ne ye chizen nahin batai aur jab Mohammed Zinda thee is duniya m ye chizen thi bhi nahin - ye logoo ne khud banai hai apni taraf se = > Ya ka matlab hota hai pukarna jisko maut a jaaye usko pukara nahin ja sakta aur Allah har jagah maujood hai usko Pukar sakte hain = ) Man Lo tumhari man Jinda hai To Tum kahoge ki " ya maa mujhe roti de do" to vo tumhen roti de degi thik h . ab Agar unki maut Ho jaati hai - orr ab tum ne " ya maa mujhe roti de do " aur ab tumhare pass tumhari mein mojud Na hogi to Tum kafir Ho jaaoge kyunki tumhari man tumhare pass maujud nahin aur Allah Jo har jagah maujud hai usko pukara ja sakta hai Tum kah sakte ho Allah se - ya Allah meri madad kijiye mujh par Reham farmaye , meri roti ka intezaam kar dijiye , Ya Allah main mafi mangta hun mujhse koi galti hui ho . = > Kahin bhi kisi dargah par jakar sazda naa karna , dargah walon se jakar duaaen Na mangna unhen khud maut aa chuki hai , vo khud mohtaj hai jaise ki tum mohtaj Ho so plz minimum one time read Quran , it is a word of god , i promise you will know everything that you want . 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Itni to MDH ki degi mirch 🌶 nhi jlati jitna bhakton ki aap jla dete ho bhai, Vaise aap sach mei patriot ho jo bina kisi laag lpet sach bolte ho, Love you bhai, May you live long.
Ap toe asli Deshbhakta hai. ! Last 10 yrs we are travelling backwards very fast reaching 12th century again thats why these statements are true parallel to those times.!
@@true558 Sadiyon Se Saare Extremists Ek Dusre K Granthon Ka Matter Tod Marod K Pesh Krte Rahe Hain, Yeh Sab Usi Ka Nateeja Hai, Ek Dusre K Granthon Me Esi Esi Baaten Likh Di K Aam Aadmi Bhadak Jaaye Or Jo Galat Kaam Likhe Gye Hain, Use Padh Kr Hum Kya Vishwaas Karen, Pr Krna Padta Hai, Kyon K Bachpan Se Hi Hme Esi Sikhsha Di Jaati Hai......*
@@true558 READ GITA....YOU WILL KNOW PURPOSE OF YOUR LIFE ...ALSO IN INDIA WE RESPECT ALL RELIGIONS IRRESPECTIVE OF WHETHER WE LIKE OR NOT...I CAN TELL YOU SEVERAL WEAKPOINTS AND BAD QUALITIES IN YOUR RELIGION ...I WONT...IN MY RELIGION WE EVEN SERVE WATER TO OUR ENEMIES...COZ HUMANITY AND GOOD QUALITIES ARE WAY ABOVE HUMAN...ALSO I WILL READ QURAN ONCE I READ GITEA..SO DONT WORRY ABOUT THAT..PEACE OUT
@@wrongbuthonestsanatnihuman9148 bhai mt kro vishwaas faaltu me me khud bhi nhi krta me yeh nhi keh rha ki tum bure aadmi ban jao but yeh keh rha hu ki khud pe aur Insaaniyat pe bharosha rkho, kyunki at last tumko hi khud kamakar khana padta hai koi bhagwaan tumhe roti Dene nhi aata bs in sbhi dharmon ki achchi batein apne dimaag me rkho aur apne aane waali generations ko sikhayo ye baatein
@@PankajKumar-fk1gy congrats u have matured....Also I would suggest just talk to a good spiritual leader...He will tell the major chunks u missed in great💙📍
Sir, Akash Banerjee's NEW INDIA Analysis done in a sharp, prolific "Gobarnomics To Radar Theory" way is really great, lovely parady indeed! Even a ' गधा ' may feel irritated, frustrated with this new kind of abnoxious thought! I am sure, it will definitely start Braying & Kicking out in every possible directions to punish these गधा s, who have come to challenge him by Braying & Kicking in and out, by Bray.... & Kick... in and out frantically everywhere! Wow! Superb Sir, superb ANALYSIS indeed! Keep it up Sir, keep it up. God Bless YOU.
I like ur video...the way u presented😁😁 Also be proud the people like u...becz still we have the people in india with didnt loan their brain in central government ....keep it up man..i subscribed ur channel👍
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@Muttanna S H Bro don't waste your time in studying, just tell people that cow dong cures every disease in existence and you'll be the Prime minister of India in no time.
Always greatly wonderful , Banerjee Sahib .You write history of Modi’s India through your episodes . You are endowed with towering imagination .You add spice to our lives Thanks .
As a physics PhD student, this is heart breaking to see. It is very sad that our people are being told these absolutely senseless things by our leaders. And here I am dreaming about educating our people and taking them towards science and logic. These morons are pulling us back, way back..
@@souravdeb283 yes ... because general relativity deals completely with gravity and it's true that entire general relativity was actually produced because of a thought experiment in which Einstein imagined someone in a freefall
just shame on youuu Inn chutiyo ko wajh se hindo ko apne dharm ko gaali de rha ye sale muslim ko ya kisi aur ko kabhi kuch nahj bolnge kyuki unse inse khana pani nahi chalta jaisi bhi govt hw kmse km army k khilaf to kaam nahi krti Bomb blast to nahi hote aise saalo koKoi bhi kuch bhi nahi pta he aur tere jaisw chuitye inhe support karte he😠😡😡
Yes very true (a+b) whole Square is equals to a square+b square + 2ab the most intilgent person on this earth says 2ab is extra ????? Great mathematics
आकाश जी! आपकी पेशकश कमाल की है,आपने नेताओं के ज्ञान विज्ञान को स्पष्ट रूप से समझाकर यह सिद्ध कर दिया है कि हमारा देश विश्व गुरु बनेगा। क्यों कि नेता लोग गोबर में विज्ञान ढूंढ़ रहे हैं।यह खोज भारत के लिए अदभुत है। धन्यवाद।
Selective totally biased and u call urself desh bakth shame on you! Ok so here we go: 1)How come u left out scamgressi "pappu" making a comment on gold? 2)When u talk about Indian history u simply see and hear only what u want to! The Internet is a word used today imagine the ability to use telepathic abilities to gather information which is part of CIA researchers. 3)Nimbus clouds have the ability to deflect RF. 4)Gravity by an alchemist, a student who was doing a thesis on biblical college came up with gravity was and is still debated. 5)There are a lot of mention of disease preventing herbs mentioned in ayurveda cow manure is one of them. There is a person in karnataka who claims to do this very thing and USA pharma companies send their scientists into jungles to find cures. VICE news has done a whole episode on it. It's on youtube! 6)Vimana Shastr du even know what that is. In fact it talks about using Hg as fuel du know the chemical equivalent name? It's mercury and the Nazis did extensive research on it but could not succeed for the primary reason of poor translation of sanskrit! Today Edinburgh university has a whole wing dedicated to sanskrit and researching the veda, puranas and शास्त्र. Google it! 7)Astrology is closely associated with Astonomy. I'm pretty Dam sure u have no idea about PRECESSION! If u calculate the length of kals as they have been described and using Dasha avataar u will arrive at a precise number that was later discovered many centuries later by a Russian. Its in wikipedia. Dam i could just go on and on about the way u have picked and chosen topics and twisted them so miserably lol being ignorant urself and the using the ignorance of ur viewers!
@@Jhaaninc India has all the Vedas puranas and everything, instead of giving these bullshit statements why can they allocate fund to do the same what's happening in US in India too. Sanskrit translation is not an issue in India, why has no one in India still decode how to use mercury for jets. The videos that you are used to watching are similar to conspiracy theory where both side looks correct. And about your selectivity, you talked about how the inventor of gravity is still debated but you did not talk about the statement he gave on the importance of mathematics. Ever read aryabhatiya? Or it's translation? Just see how much math and geometry is already present there. But no you just rely on UA-cam videos. And the only weapon you have is selectivity.
@@JhaanincAnd this is no longer an ongoing research "The Stargate Project was terminated and declassified in 1995 after a CIA report concluded that it was never useful in any intelligence operation" But still even if CIA is hiding something why hasn't your loved govt is doing something regarding these. Or you are just happy and feeling proud that our ancestors were great. Which indeed they were but not seeing anything done by these so called Desh bhakt politicians to glorify their actual work. Had any of these politicians were little literate they would have known how to explain our scientific advancements in past. Countries like US grew because they always wanted to share the knowledge they get. Here if some technology comes from Mughal it will be marked as achhot and unuseful.
यमराज‐‐तुम्हारा समय पूरा हो चुका है। कोई अंतिम इच्छा हो तो बताओ मनुष्य -‐BSSC Inter level exam का रिजल्ट देखना चाहता हूँ यमराज-‐चालाक प्राणी, अमर होना चाहता है
There should be a law to ensure that anyone who wants to be politically active must have a minimum educational qualification,and they should pass an entrance exam just like every major education system.. Also anyone with any kind of religious beliefs and criminal history can't be a politically active person. The supreme court should be given the power to take action against any political leaders if they're accused of corruption or any criminal activities. If these things can be implemented in our constitution,70-80% of our problems will be solved immediately😎😎
BISMILLAH must read Andhi Bhakti kise khte h हिंदुत्व के अनुसार कुछ मनोरंजक , रोमांचक बातें = > 1 ) Shiv Koi Bghwan Nhi Use Chahiye BHAANG ka nasa or NANGI aurata log use khush krne k liye uska ling bna kr yani sivling ki pooja krte h fir uspr apni maa behno se doodh ghee se malis krvate h taki shiv koo mjaa aye or vo khush ho jaye or unko koi vardaan mil jaye usee nangi auratS chaiye jo uske liing ki malis kre vo bagwan nhi kyuki vo mohtaz h mjee lene ka or liing pr malis krvane ka usne ganesh ki gardan kati k unhe pta nhi tha k ye gnesh mera beta h kya vo bhgwan aesa ho skta h k use kuch pta nhi ho or fir vapas use jinda bhi nhi kr saka asli gardan ke sath usee bhaang ka nsaa , sarab chaiye or nangi aurata = > 2 ) 5 Pandav Ek Aurat Dropdi Ke Sath mjee lete bhut mjee liye lekin dropadi ne kuch nhi kha vo chup rhi kuch na boli pancho k sath mjaa jo aa raha tha kaese aadmi the jo ek k sath sbnne mje liye or Voo aurat khusi khusi apna waqt gujarti rahi mje me , dekho aesa nhi krna chaiye ye galat h islam me ye sb haram h kya ye bghwan ka niyam h mahabharata ka krishan bhi mojuud THA vhi pr lekin use apni leela dikhani thi jo ki khud gopio se mje leta unke sath leela jhameela chameela krta uska kanoon to aesa hi hoga = > 3 ) Krishna Koi Baghwan Nhi vo chori krta or ldkio ko chedta or nangi ldkio ko nhate hue dekhta mjee leta unse bahuut mje leta or unke kpde uthata or bhaag jaata or tum khte ho ye sb krishan ki leela h krishan makhan khata to ttati bhi krta hoga logo se chup chup kr toilet jaata taki koi na dekhle tatti krte hue , common si baat h. kya vo bagwan aesa ho skta h jo tatti krta ho bewakoofo ldkio ke matko ko pathar markr todna fir ulti ulti harkate krna mjee lena etc kya sb kuch bnane vala aesa ho skta h = > 4 ) Brahma Koi Bgwan Nhi Usne Apni Beti saraswati ke sath blatkar kiya uske sath mjee liye bhut majee liye search krlo agar anpadh ho bina padhe likhe usko pooojte ho jise tum khud bnate ho or USE TUM brahmand ko bnane vala khte ho = > 5 ) RAM KOI BAGHWAN NHI jo khud paida hota h vo sb kuch bnane vala nhi hota , varna unhe Pta Hota K Sita pavitra h ya nhi to agni parikhsa ki jroorat nhi pdti , raavan k bare m bhi nhi pta tha k kaese marega or na laxman ko jivit krske jb vo megnath ke teero se marne vala tha phir rishi ko bulaya or hath jodkar kha rote hue k Mera Bhai kaese theek hoga , kaese theek hoga laxman , koi upay h rishi apke pas ram bhgwan hota to theek na krdeta khud puchne ki jroorat nhi , ram khana khata to toilet bhi jata hoga kya vo sb kuch bnane vala aesa ho skta h andhe mt bno = > 6 ) HANUMAN KOI BAGHWAN NHI jb rishi lxman ko bachane k liye jdi buti btayi to use lene gye agar bhgwan hota to khud theek na krdeta or pta bhi nhi tha konsi jdi buti h pura pahad hi utha laye dekho andhe mat bno = > 7) JO PHLE MURTIYA TODI h agar un murtiyo m taqat hoti to tutne se bacha na leti blki pandit khud unhe uthaa utha kr baghe h bachane k liye, jo murtiya apne aap ko na bacha saki tumhe kya bachaegi dekho andhe mt bno samjho = > 8 ) GANESH KOI BAGHWAN NHI apni gardan nhi bacha ska tumhari kya bachaega Ladoo Khata To TOILET Bhi Jaata Hoga khaA krtaTA hoga kaese Dhota chup chup kr krta = > 9 ) HINDUSS KE ANUSAR DEVI DEVTA BGWAN H " lekin bgwan ko hatiyar ki jroorat nhi " or koi bhi kisi bhi devlok swarg lok pr hamla krdeta h , haha bewakoofo andhe mt bno = > 10 ) Gautam buddha ka phle sidharth naam tha vo raza ke bete the phir ek din vo apne mahl se bahr ghumne ke liye nikle unhe pta nhi tha k bhar kya hota log kaese rahte h to 1)unhone logo ko muskilo me dekha koi gareeb h koi bimaar h kisi ko maut aa chuuki etc etc etc 2)phir unhone sanyas liya or dhyaan lgana shuru krdiya RESUlts 1) Ab Jise Ye Na Pta Ho K mere mahl se bahr kya hora h kya vo baghwan ho sakta h ? nhi 2) 2) jise khud maut aa gyi apni maut ko na rok saka ho budhape ko na rok saka ho kya baghwan ho sakta h ? nhi 3) 3) jo khana khata ho toilet jata ho dhota ho ttati ko kya vo baghwan ho sakta h ? nhi 4) ALLAH / ISWAR / GOD kisi ka mohtaz nhi = > JESUS bhi pagembar the Muhammad sallallahu alaihi wasallam se phle. Muhammad akhri pagembar / kalki avtar h or jesus se phle bhi avtar aye lekin logo ne vo kitabe badal dali jo phle quran se phle utri h pagembaro pr RESULT BISMILLAH ALLAH - ARABIC ] DIFFERENT NAME ISWAR - HINDI ] GOD - ENGLISH ] = > अपने बनाने वाले को पहचानो इससे पहले की मौत आ जाए और तुम पछताते हुए रह जाओ , jo sb kuch bnane vala hai usee tum nhi bna skte or naa roop de skte. = > Jisko Allah ke Siva Pooja jata hai वह एक मक्खी नहीं बना सकते , अगर एक मक्खी उन पर बैठ जाए उसे उड़ा नहीं सकते , एक मक्खी अगर उनसे कुछ छीन कर ले जाए उसे छुड़ा नहीं सकते , गिर जाए तो उठ नहीं सकते टूट जाएं तो जुड़ नहीं सकते , कुछ बना नहीं सकते खुद बनाए जाते हैं ,तुम अल्लाह की इबादत करो जो सब कुछ बनाने वाला है । Tum sab Allah se mafi maango vo bada maaf karne wala hai jitne tumhare gunah hai sab maaf kar dega agar tum uske Hukumo pr chaloge = > ALLAH / GOD / ISWAR kisi chiz ka mohtaz nhi kya vo insaan h hmari tarah - Nhi hum use dekh nhi skte or na hmare andar itni taqat h k hum use bna ske jbki vo sb kuch bnane vala h 1 ) JISNE Tumhari suraat bnai , jisne tumhe ek Gande paani se paida kiya (maa or baap se) phir vo paani rang roop liya ankhe , hath , kaan , dil , dimaag , kya ye apne aap bn gaye - nhi = > जिसने अल्लाह का हुकुम झुठलाया वह काफिर हो गया = > Allah na biwi rakhta hai na aulad , ALLAH koo kisi chiz ki jarurat nahin - na khane peene ki , Na aurat ki , na bacche ki , vo kisi chiz ka mohtaj nahin , अल्लाह को ना ऊंघ आती है ना नींद वह हमेशा हमेशा से जिंदा है और हमेशा हमेशा जिंदा रहेगा । = > tumko banaya gya h kisi maksad k liye Allah ne tumhe isliye paida Kiya hai ki tum uske Hukum ko Mano , uske bheje hue pagembar ke pari ke par chalo , kyunki ye duniya imtihaan hai , imtihaan hai iska ke Tum Allah ke hukmo pr chalte ho ya nahin = > Jo kuchh jameen mein hai jo kuchh aasmanon mein sab kuchh Allah ka hai aur jo hamare pass hai vah hame di gai Amanat hai ALLAH ki ibadat kro uske btaye tariqe agar apni marzi se kroge to naqam ho jaoge yani akhri pagembar muhammad sallallahu alaihi wasallam k btaye tariqe pr 1 ) sabse pahla Allah ka Hukum yah hai ki yakin ho ki " Allah ke siwa koi dusra ibadat ke layak nahin Muhammad sallallahu alaihi wasallam Allah ke akhiri pagembar Rasool hai " 2 ) dusra Hukum " 5 waqt ki namaj ka hai jisnein panch waqt ki namaj ko jhutlaya vo kafir ho gya " = > Jisne Allah ke sath sath dusron ki bhi Pooja ki yani usne sabhi dharmon ko mana too usne Allah ka pahla Hukum jhutlaya , iski bhi saza nark h , yani vo kafir h = > Dhyan rakho ki Muhammad sallallahu alayhi wa sallam ek makkhi nahin banaa sakte vah mohtaj hain paigambar yani Avtaro ki bhi Puja nahin ki ja sakti agar Allah ke siwa kisi ki Puja ki too kafir ho jaenge or narak mein daal Diya jaega. = > Kuch Quran ki aayaton ka matlab " ऐ पैगंबर (मुहम्मद) अगर तुम वही ऐ इलाही के आने के बाद भी गैरों के रास्ते पर चलोगे तो तुमको हमारी पकड़ से बचाने वाला ना कोई दोस्त होगा ना कोई मददगार " " अगर ये पैगंबर (मोहम्मद) हमारी निस्बत कोई बात झूठ बना लाते तो हम इनका दाहिना हाथ पकड़ लेते और इनकी रगे गर्दन काट डालते फिर हमको इससे कोई रोकने वाला ना होता " = > KAFIR bna deta yee khna ★↓ 1 ) Ya Ali , Ya Rasool Allah , maula Ali , Bhar do jholi meri Ya Mohammed , ya Hussain , jiski maut ho chuki ho usko ya kahna pukarna , Kafir banaa deta hai matam manana Muharram ko ye sb haram hai jabki Mohammed sallallahu alaihi wasallam ne ye chizen nahin batai aur jab Mohammed Zinda thee is duniya m ye chizen thi bhi nahin - ye logoo ne khud banai hai apni taraf se = > Ya ka matlab hota hai pukarna jisko maut a jaaye usko pukara nahin ja sakta aur Allah har jagah maujood hai usko Pukar sakte hain = ) Man Lo tumhari man Jinda hai To Tum kahoge ki " ya maa mujhe roti de do" to vo tumhen roti de degi thik h . ab Agar unki maut Ho jaati hai - orr ab tum ne " ya maa mujhe roti de do " aur ab tumhare pass tumhari mein mojud Na hogi to Tum kafir Ho jaaoge kyunki tumhari man tumhare pass maujud nahin aur Allah Jo har jagah maujud hai usko pukara ja sakta hai Tum kah sakte ho Allah se - ya Allah meri madad kijiye mujh par Reham farmaye , meri roti ka intezaam kar dijiye , Ya Allah main mafi mangta hun mujhse koi galti hui ho . = > Kahin bhi kisi dargah par jakar sazda naa karna , dargah walon se jakar duaaen Na mangna unhen khud maut aa chuki hai , vo khud mohtaj hai jaise ki tum mohtaj Ho so plz minimum one time read Quran , it is a word of god , i promise you will know everything that you want . Search on UA-cam full Quran translation in your language And subscribe for more......,...,.... .,...
just shame on youuu Inn chutiyo ko wajh se hindo ko apne dharm ko gaali de rha ye sale muslim ko ya kisi aur ko kabhi kuch nahj bolnge kyuki unse inse khana pani nahi chalta jaisi bhi govt hw kmse km army k khilaf to kaam nahi krti Bomb blast to nahi hote aise saalo koKoi bhi kuch bhi nahi pta he aur tere jaisw chuitye inhe support karte he😠😡😡
@@arpitpandey1270 Bro See the Video again and then talk..there is no hindu muslim but there r some stupid statements given by Politicians..And That Guy in the video talked about the statement..not about Hinduism..plzz keep your ears open..listen carefully and then comment such things..
@@tanveerahemad5562 okk i understand that..but whats the point of saying its a matter of hindu muslim..?? I mean Seriously..Why there is always hindu muslim in every other matter??
@@krishna9834 chalo bhai fake news wala pakra gaya.. Don't take me as his supporter, but the truth is that the video was edited.....just search it on Google.
@@indianboy4041 nahi nahi congress sarkar me tum logo ke sath jo hua tum logo ne jojo bhi mourn manmohan ka kya kya kha piya or pachya, jaruri nahi ki hum bhi tumhari tarah bewkuph hi hai. Or kuchh bhi khaa lenge 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
@@ashwanimaitry6923 pm ko ghas dalne ki koi jarurat nahi hai kyunki hum gai nai hai Jo humko ghas Dale yeh Mera Marzi hai me kisko support karun like Jo Salman Khan ko like karta hai toh Salman bhi usko ghas nahi dalta phir bhi log usko fan Hain yeh aisa hi hai
@@Zarafin bro agr bevkoof log ki bharat ko chala rhe h...to ye desh kbka tabah ho chuka hota....me koi andhbhakt nhi hu..i don't support any party...but tum jese chutiya bathroom m bethke kuch bi comment krdo..bolna aasan hota h krna bhot mushkil..tum jese culture less log os desh p dhabba ho..country k liye kuch kia h kbhi??agr nhi to faltu bolke oro ka moral bi down mt kro.. Sch m yrr chutiye hi ho tum jese...
it is possible that very few particles of gold are present in cow pee. In fact, a study conducted by Junagadh Agricultural University in India found that Gir cow urine contains traces of gold ranging from 3 to 10 mg per liter. The researchers believe that the gold in cow urine comes from the plants that the cows eat. These plants absorb gold from the soil, and the gold is then passed through the cows' digestive system and into their urine. However, it is important to note that the amount of gold in cow urine is very small. It is not possible to extract gold from cow urine in a cost-effective way. In addition, it is important to note that the study on Gir cow urine was only conducted on one breed of cow. It is possible that other breeds of cows do not have gold in their urine.
How did you forget Uttrakhand CM telling that cow is only animal that exhales oxygen
In our childhood telling someone cow was an abusive. Nowadays we want people to call us cows
Bechare tree and cow essay se confuse hogaya🤣
Soumyajit Mitra lol👍😂
Next time we have to elect the educated person otherwise this will get even worst
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भाई आपकी तारीफ के लिए मेरे पास कोई शब्द नहीं है बहुत बढ़िया
Manmohan Singh is best choice for pm candidate
People agree
Yes= like
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@@FILMWALA9 yes he was quite..is liye sabse bda corruption usi ke raaz me hota tha.🤣🤣
Shashi Tharoor or Sachin Pilot
No India do not deserve such simple but highly educated person.
@@bobby4111 ha wohi bol raha hu, thoda mufaat baat karne wala hi PM ho toh achha hai, jo jaise ko taise jawaab bhi de sake. Har gaali ka jawab gyan se nahi diya ja sakta
देश और विज्ञान के हालत पर तो रोना आता है लेकिन आपका वीडिओ देखकर तो रोते रोते भी हॅसना पड़ रहा है 😢😂
No wonder why great minds are leaving their own country.
Like german,austria, russian lecturures intellectuals,scientist leved their country in secound world war!!!!
@Majestic King they are the only one that our country is still running. We are proud of them. But what this government did I was really sad. I was very big BJP supporter in 2014, but what they did to this economy and jobs we can't forgive. R&D, Education, Health care, Economy they failed in this. Unemployment reached to 6.1 % 45 year highest, that's very dangerous. No one In mainstream media talking about this.
@@garunaladnam rehne de Bhai usko samajh Nahi aayega tera comment, bhot bada chutiya hai Woh.
@Majestic King hahahaahahahahhahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahhahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahaha.....
GAAAAAND ME JALAN ...JA dermicool laga aur Gand mara
That's why when these intellects talk about reservation and how they didn't get opportunity in India because of reservation..you jump on them like dogs.
Science hum sharminda hai.............Tere kaatil zinda hai.
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मज़ा आया 😂
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Sahi baat
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Radar theory is mind-blowing.
Yeahhhhh 😁😁😁😁😁 did u saw his expressions .....!
इस थियोरी को तो इसरो और नासा को भिजवाना चाहिए और भारत के वैज्ञानिकों को इस सिद्धांत को बिना कोई देरी किए अंतर्राष्ट्रीय विज्ञान एवं प्रौद्योगिकी संस्थान को नोबेल पुरस्कार के लिए प्रस्ताव प्रेषित करना चाहिए। अब मुझे अहसास हो रहा है कि हमारा भारत अब विश्व गुरू बनकर रहेगा और बिल्कुल आउटर पर खड़ा हुआ लग रहा है।
Masterstroke
@@nikhilbhalodiya4622 noice..👍
Can u tell me the source of this thing..
I want read abt this...
Asking seriously
@@swagatdash9302 i deleted my comment, thanks for the reply
Salute to your truthfulness and courage.Kind regards from Switzerland.I am originally from Asssam and since 46 years I am in Europe.you are tooo brave and analytical.
Reserve bank should stock cow dung to develop the Indian economy
@bg s go collect cow dung moron
@bg s cool down cool down.. i understand ur feelings.😆😆
😂well said
@bg sgobar bhakt spotted
@bg s ,one of which your renound gober father use to go saudi for compare cammel dunk with mata dunk ,idiot goberbhakt ,just short up the renound result of Asharam pendrive
After hearing the word 'gobarnomics' ,me and my sister couldn't control our laughter.😅😅😅
My queen elder sister too ❣️
@@vaishali.1801🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
abe chutiya k chude .. jake thori pdhai kr le khud dusre ko bolne se pehle .. lund braber knowledge h bhi terpe? ruk dikhata hu tujhe.
google se uthaya h biro
Yes, it is possible that very few particles of gold are present in cow pee. In fact, a study conducted by Junagadh Agricultural University in India found that Gir cow urine contains traces of gold ranging from 3 to 10 mg per liter.
The researchers believe that the gold in cow urine comes from the plants that the cows eat. These plants absorb gold from the soil, and the gold is then passed through the cows' digestive system and into their urine.
However, it is important to note that the amount of gold in cow urine is very small. It is not possible to extract gold from cow urine in a cost-effective way.
In addition, it is important to note that the study on Gir cow urine was only conducted on one breed of cow. It is possible that other breeds of cows do not have gold in their urine.
fact 2
Clouds can affect the identification of fighter aircraft in radars in a few ways:
Attenuation: Clouds can absorb radar waves, which can reduce the strength of the signal that is returned to the radar receiver. This can make it difficult to detect and track aircraft flying through clouds.
Clutter: Clouds can also produce clutter on radar screens, which can make it difficult to distinguish aircraft from other objects.
Refraction: Clouds can refract radar waves, which can bend the path of the waves and cause them to miss the aircraft.
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I'm so glad that this channel exists😂😂
BISMILLAH
must read Andhi Bhakti kise khte h
हिंदुत्व के अनुसार कुछ मनोरंजक , रोमांचक बातें
= > 1 ) Shiv Koi Bghwan Nhi Use Chahiye BHAANG ka nasa or NANGI aurata log use khush krne k liye uska ling bna kr yani sivling ki pooja krte h fir uspr apni maa behno se doodh ghee se malis krvate h taki shiv koo mjaa aye or vo khush ho jaye or unko koi vardaan mil jaye usee nangi auratS chaiye jo uske liing ki malis kre vo bagwan nhi kyuki vo mohtaz h mjee lene ka or liing pr malis krvane ka usne ganesh ki gardan kati k unhe pta nhi tha k ye gnesh mera beta h kya vo bhgwan aesa ho skta h k use kuch pta nhi ho or fir vapas use jinda bhi nhi kr saka asli gardan ke sath usee bhaang ka nsaa , sarab chaiye or nangi aurata
= > 2 ) 5 Pandav Ek Aurat Dropdi Ke Sath mjee lete bhut mjee liye lekin dropadi ne kuch nhi kha vo chup rhi kuch na boli pancho k sath mjaa jo aa raha tha kaese aadmi the jo ek k sath sbnne mje liye or Voo aurat khusi khusi apna waqt gujarti rahi mje me , dekho aesa nhi krna chaiye ye galat h islam me ye sb haram h kya ye bghwan ka niyam h mahabharata ka krishan bhi mojuud THA vhi pr lekin use apni leela dikhani thi jo ki khud gopio se mje leta unke sath leela jhameela chameela krta uska kanoon to aesa hi hoga
= > 3 ) Krishna Koi Baghwan Nhi vo chori krta or ldkio ko chedta or nangi ldkio ko nhate hue dekhta mjee leta unse bahuut mje leta or unke kpde uthata or bhaag jaata or tum khte ho ye sb krishan ki leela h krishan makhan khata to ttati bhi krta hoga logo se chup chup kr toilet jaata taki koi na dekhle tatti krte hue , common si baat h. kya vo bagwan aesa ho skta h jo tatti krta ho bewakoofo ldkio ke matko ko pathar markr todna fir ulti ulti harkate krna mjee lena etc kya sb kuch bnane vala aesa ho skta h
= > 4 ) Brahma Koi Bgwan Nhi Usne Apni Beti saraswati ke sath blatkar kiya uske sath mjee liye bhut majee liye
search krlo agar anpadh ho bina padhe likhe usko pooojte ho jise tum khud bnate ho or USE TUM brahmand ko bnane vala khte ho
= > 5 ) RAM KOI BAGHWAN NHI jo khud paida hota h vo sb kuch bnane vala nhi hota , varna unhe Pta Hota K Sita pavitra h ya nhi to agni parikhsa ki jroorat nhi pdti , raavan k bare m bhi nhi pta tha k kaese marega or na laxman ko jivit krske jb vo megnath ke teero se marne vala tha phir rishi ko bulaya or hath jodkar kha rote hue k Mera Bhai kaese theek hoga , kaese theek hoga laxman , koi upay h rishi apke pas ram bhgwan hota to theek na krdeta khud puchne ki jroorat nhi , ram khana khata to toilet bhi jata hoga kya vo sb kuch bnane vala aesa ho skta h andhe mt bno
= > 6 ) HANUMAN KOI BAGHWAN NHI jb rishi lxman ko bachane k liye jdi buti btayi to use lene gye agar bhgwan hota to khud theek na krdeta or pta bhi nhi tha konsi jdi buti h pura pahad hi utha laye
dekho andhe mat bno
= > 7) JO PHLE MURTIYA TODI h agar un murtiyo m taqat hoti to tutne se bacha na leti blki pandit khud unhe uthaa utha kr baghe h bachane k liye, jo murtiya apne aap ko na bacha saki tumhe kya bachaegi dekho andhe mt bno samjho
= > 8 ) GANESH KOI BAGHWAN NHI apni gardan nhi bacha ska tumhari kya bachaega
Ladoo Khata To TOILET Bhi Jaata Hoga khaA krtaTA hoga kaese Dhota chup chup kr krta
= > 9 ) HINDUSS KE ANUSAR DEVI DEVTA BGWAN H " lekin bgwan ko hatiyar ki jroorat nhi " or koi bhi kisi bhi devlok swarg lok pr hamla krdeta h , haha bewakoofo andhe mt bno
= > 10 ) Gautam buddha ka phle sidharth naam tha vo raza ke bete the phir ek din vo apne mahl se bahr ghumne ke liye nikle unhe pta nhi tha k bhar kya hota log kaese rahte h to
1)unhone logo ko muskilo me dekha
koi gareeb h
koi bimaar h
kisi ko maut aa chuuki etc etc etc
2)phir unhone sanyas liya or dhyaan lgana shuru krdiya
RESUlts
1) Ab Jise Ye Na Pta Ho K mere mahl se bahr kya hora h kya vo baghwan ho sakta h ? nhi
2) 2) jise khud maut aa gyi apni maut ko na rok saka ho budhape ko na rok saka ho kya baghwan ho sakta h ? nhi
3) 3) jo khana khata ho toilet jata ho dhota ho ttati ko kya vo baghwan ho sakta h ? nhi
4) ALLAH / ISWAR / GOD kisi ka mohtaz nhi
= > JESUS bhi pagembar the Muhammad sallallahu alaihi wasallam se phle. Muhammad akhri pagembar / kalki avtar h or jesus se phle bhi avtar aye lekin logo ne vo kitabe badal dali jo phle quran se phle utri h pagembaro pr
RESULT
BISMILLAH
ALLAH - ARABIC ] DIFFERENT NAME
ISWAR - HINDI ]
GOD - ENGLISH ]
= > अपने बनाने वाले को पहचानो इससे पहले की मौत आ जाए और तुम पछताते हुए रह जाओ ,
jo sb kuch bnane vala hai usee tum nhi bna skte or naa roop de skte.
= > Jisko Allah ke Siva Pooja jata hai
वह एक मक्खी नहीं बना सकते , अगर एक मक्खी उन पर बैठ जाए उसे उड़ा नहीं सकते , एक मक्खी अगर उनसे कुछ छीन कर ले जाए उसे छुड़ा नहीं सकते , गिर जाए तो उठ नहीं सकते टूट जाएं तो जुड़ नहीं सकते , कुछ बना नहीं सकते खुद बनाए जाते हैं ,तुम अल्लाह की इबादत करो जो सब कुछ बनाने वाला है ।
Tum sab Allah se mafi maango vo bada maaf karne wala hai jitne tumhare gunah hai sab maaf kar dega agar tum uske Hukumo pr chaloge
= > ALLAH / GOD / ISWAR kisi chiz ka mohtaz nhi kya vo insaan h hmari tarah - Nhi
hum use dekh nhi skte or na hmare andar itni taqat h k hum use bna ske jbki vo sb kuch bnane vala h
1 ) JISNE Tumhari suraat bnai , jisne tumhe ek Gande paani se paida kiya (maa or baap se) phir vo paani rang roop liya ankhe , hath , kaan , dil , dimaag , kya ye apne aap bn gaye - nhi
= > जिसने अल्लाह का हुकुम झुठलाया वह काफिर हो गया
= > Allah na biwi rakhta hai na aulad , ALLAH koo kisi chiz ki jarurat nahin - na khane peene ki , Na aurat ki , na bacche ki , vo kisi chiz ka mohtaj nahin ,
अल्लाह को ना ऊंघ आती है ना नींद वह हमेशा हमेशा से जिंदा है और हमेशा हमेशा जिंदा रहेगा ।
= > tumko banaya gya h kisi maksad k liye
Allah ne tumhe isliye paida Kiya hai ki tum uske Hukum ko Mano , uske bheje hue pagembar ke pari ke par chalo , kyunki ye duniya imtihaan hai , imtihaan hai iska ke Tum Allah ke hukmo pr chalte ho ya nahin
= > Jo kuchh jameen mein hai jo kuchh aasmanon mein sab kuchh Allah ka hai aur jo hamare pass hai vah hame di gai Amanat hai
ALLAH ki ibadat kro uske btaye tariqe agar apni marzi se kroge to naqam ho jaoge yani akhri pagembar muhammad sallallahu alaihi wasallam k btaye tariqe pr
1 ) sabse pahla Allah ka Hukum yah hai ki yakin ho ki
" Allah ke siwa koi dusra ibadat ke layak nahin Muhammad sallallahu alaihi wasallam Allah ke akhiri pagembar Rasool hai "
2 ) dusra Hukum
" 5 waqt ki namaj ka hai jisnein panch waqt ki namaj ko jhutlaya vo kafir ho gya "
= > Jisne Allah ke sath sath dusron ki bhi Pooja ki yani usne sabhi dharmon ko mana too usne Allah ka pahla Hukum jhutlaya , iski bhi saza nark h , yani vo kafir h
= > Dhyan rakho ki Muhammad sallallahu alayhi wa sallam ek makkhi nahin banaa sakte vah mohtaj hain paigambar yani Avtaro ki bhi Puja nahin ki ja sakti agar Allah ke siwa kisi ki Puja ki too kafir ho jaenge or narak mein daal Diya jaega.
= > Kuch Quran ki aayaton ka matlab
" ऐ पैगंबर (मुहम्मद) अगर तुम वही ऐ इलाही के आने के बाद भी गैरों के रास्ते पर चलोगे तो तुमको हमारी पकड़ से बचाने वाला ना कोई दोस्त होगा ना कोई मददगार "
" अगर ये पैगंबर (मोहम्मद) हमारी निस्बत कोई बात झूठ बना लाते तो हम इनका दाहिना हाथ पकड़ लेते और इनकी रगे गर्दन काट डालते फिर हमको इससे कोई रोकने वाला ना होता "
= > KAFIR bna deta yee khna ★↓
1 ) Ya Ali , Ya Rasool Allah , maula Ali , Bhar do jholi meri Ya Mohammed , ya Hussain , jiski maut ho chuki ho usko ya kahna pukarna , Kafir banaa deta hai matam manana Muharram ko ye sb haram hai jabki Mohammed sallallahu alaihi wasallam ne ye chizen nahin batai aur jab Mohammed Zinda thee is duniya m ye chizen thi bhi nahin - ye logoo ne khud banai hai apni taraf se
= > Ya ka matlab hota hai pukarna
jisko maut a jaaye usko pukara nahin ja sakta aur Allah har jagah maujood hai usko Pukar sakte hain
= ) Man Lo tumhari man Jinda hai To Tum kahoge ki " ya maa mujhe roti de do" to vo tumhen roti de degi thik h .
ab Agar unki maut Ho jaati hai - orr ab tum ne " ya maa mujhe roti de do " aur ab tumhare pass tumhari mein mojud Na hogi to Tum kafir Ho jaaoge kyunki tumhari man tumhare pass maujud nahin aur Allah Jo har jagah maujud hai usko pukara ja sakta hai Tum kah sakte ho Allah se - ya Allah meri madad kijiye mujh par Reham farmaye , meri roti ka intezaam kar dijiye ,
Ya Allah main mafi mangta hun mujhse koi galti hui ho .
= > Kahin bhi kisi dargah par jakar sazda naa karna , dargah walon se jakar duaaen Na mangna unhen khud maut aa chuki hai , vo khud mohtaj hai jaise ki tum mohtaj Ho
so plz minimum one time read Quran , it is a word of god , i promise you will know everything that you want .
Search on UA-cam full Quran translation in your language
And subscribe for more......,...,..... .....,.
@@true558 it cell 😂😂
@@mohammed_sadiq. Mdrs chp
@@short-mirchi Koi toh dikha nahi is video me
Grkl chp to bht dikhe 🤣
@@short-mirchi kuch nhi kahana ata
Logic gya tel lene
Omg 😆 I can’t stop laughing 😂🤣😂 you are too good 👍👍👍👍
When you opt for Physucks, Gaumootsry and Chaiology, this happens.
Good one
@bg s abe chutiye bjp ke khilaf jitne comment hai sab pe comment marega kya😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@bg s Janvar ko to dharm k naam par mat bato
Are bhai bhai bhai😂😂😂😂
Itni to MDH ki degi mirch 🌶 nhi jlati jitna bhakton ki aap jla dete ho bhai,
Vaise aap sach mei patriot ho jo bina kisi laag lpet sach bolte ho,
Love you bhai,
May you live long.
Science be like :क्या करु मे मर जाऊ मेरी कोई feeling नहीं है 😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
😂😂🤞
ले पानी पी।
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Most underrated comment 😂!
Ap toe asli Deshbhakta hai. ! Last 10 yrs we are travelling backwards very fast reaching 12th century again thats why these statements are true parallel to those times.!
This guy is the only genuine deshbhakt in India. I love him, he is just great.
@@true558 Sadiyon Se Saare Extremists Ek Dusre K Granthon Ka Matter Tod Marod K Pesh Krte Rahe Hain, Yeh Sab Usi Ka Nateeja Hai, Ek Dusre K Granthon Me Esi Esi Baaten Likh Di K Aam Aadmi Bhadak Jaaye Or Jo Galat Kaam Likhe Gye Hain, Use Padh Kr Hum Kya Vishwaas Karen, Pr Krna Padta Hai, Kyon K Bachpan Se Hi Hme Esi Sikhsha Di Jaati Hai......*
@@true558 READ GITA....YOU WILL KNOW PURPOSE OF YOUR LIFE ...ALSO IN INDIA WE RESPECT ALL RELIGIONS IRRESPECTIVE OF WHETHER WE LIKE OR NOT...I CAN TELL YOU SEVERAL WEAKPOINTS AND BAD QUALITIES IN YOUR RELIGION ...I WONT...IN MY RELIGION WE EVEN SERVE WATER TO OUR ENEMIES...COZ HUMANITY AND GOOD QUALITIES ARE WAY ABOVE HUMAN...ALSO I WILL READ QURAN ONCE I READ GITEA..SO DONT WORRY ABOUT THAT..PEACE OUT
@@wrongbuthonestsanatnihuman9148 bhai mt kro vishwaas faaltu me me khud bhi nhi krta me yeh nhi keh rha ki tum bure aadmi ban jao but yeh keh rha hu ki khud pe aur Insaaniyat pe bharosha rkho, kyunki at last tumko hi khud kamakar khana padta hai koi bhagwaan tumhe roti Dene nhi aata bs in sbhi dharmon ki achchi batein apne dimaag me rkho aur apne aane waali generations ko sikhayo ye baatein
@@love_struk_devil8597 mene Bhagwad Geeta padhi hai mene bahut achchi baatein dekhin but bahut illogical baatein bhi dekhi atlast mene yeh conclusion banaya ki me hr dharm me se achchi batein apne dimaag me rkhunga aur apni aage wali generations ko sikhaunga
@@PankajKumar-fk1gy congrats u have matured....Also I would suggest just talk to a good spiritual leader...He will tell the major chunks u missed in great💙📍
*देश चुनोतीयोसे नही, च्युतीयोसे परेशान है*
soo cute comment yaaar....
Superb ❤
Bahot badhiya Bhai saab
1000 % sahi hai yaar
Chutiya bhakts 😂
World is moving forward and india is going back to iron age 😂😂😂
Tumko bhot pata hai
Iron age nahi gobar age
@@shamsudkhan237 ab jannat ke farishte to aayenge nahi..
@@shine-my9yr Bhai koi farishton jaisa neta hi aage leke jayega is mulk ko. In gadho ke bas ki to baat nahi
@@shamsudkhan237 sahi kaha 😂
Sir, Akash Banerjee's NEW INDIA Analysis done in a sharp, prolific "Gobarnomics To Radar Theory" way is really great, lovely parady indeed!
Even a ' गधा ' may feel irritated, frustrated with this new kind of abnoxious thought! I am sure, it will definitely start Braying & Kicking out in every possible directions to punish these गधा s, who have come to challenge him by Braying & Kicking in and out, by Bray.... & Kick... in and out frantically everywhere! Wow! Superb Sir, superb ANALYSIS indeed! Keep it up Sir, keep it up. God Bless YOU.
I liked your style of presenting 😂😂
Damn i love it
Very nice story sir jee
Bro bol k le liya 😂
Ssly man MD Entertainment He's fantastic 😂
I like ur video...the way u presented😁😁
Also be proud the people like u...becz still we have the people in india with didnt loan their brain in central government ....keep it up man..i subscribed ur channel👍
Carryminati: I'm the next level roaster
Akash Banarjee:hold my politicians science theory
You are da,n right bro😂😂😂😂🙂🙂🙂
Lovely comment bhai
This man just kills with his incredible sarcasm, facts and awesome research. Proud of you. Real Indian with knowledge and skills
हास्य के साथ सही और सार्थक बात बताने के लिए आपको दिल से आभार🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
Boy: Mai bohat bura hu..
Girl: Koi baat nahi, still i love you..
Boy: Mai sharabi hu...
G : Toh kya hua...
Boy: Mai drugs leta hu..
G: Theek hai...
Boy: Mai Modi ji ka bohat bada bhakt....
Girl : Good bye!
Hhahahahhahah bhai sach hayyy....
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Good one
Vo nahi chalega
This motivates me to study more or else I'll end up like them.....
@Aryan Raj ohh bhai!!!🤣🤣😂
Ekdum savage 🔥🔥🔥
@Aryan Raj savage😂😂🔥🔥
@@muskansiddikee2171 ab toh tumhare concepts clear ho gaye😂ab koi scope nhi h tumhara 🤣or tumhe bhi pata h ki tum aesi science k logic nhi la paoge 😂
Go ahead.... discover some more facts about cow dung..... Surely you'll be the next PM.....no more qualifications you need, . 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Muttanna S H Bro don't waste your time in studying, just tell people that cow dong cures every disease in existence and you'll be the Prime minister of India in no time.
the best line was , why is mother diary selling milk instead of jewellery ?
आज तो आपने कमाल कर दिया, loved this episode.. and you too!!
More than 1k bjp it cell members dislike Akash Banerji, dhruv Rathi, congress, AAP, NDTV ... etc. videos without watching only.
Wah Modiji waah,,..
I suppor t u bro
Jiske pas power hai woh akkal ke aandhe. Aur jo unke vakt hai woh g**d ke aandhe. Remember gangs of wasseypore 😕😕😕😕
They have a lot of fake ids and now a days I ghink they must have automated the comments with some programming..😂😂
Even
The wire
Hindi quint
More than
बिजेपी के किरायेंके टंटु है वो
While seeing this vedio.......sochna padta h kin logo k haath m desh de diya 😂
Hmmmm.....shayad pakistan ki janta ne diya hoga
Ab galti ho gyi SB se
Kuch solutions v nikl aayega
chai chai chai. pakoda free
Bhai is main Pakistan na kia kia..
Jin logo ne bjp ko vote ni dia vhi ye bc krte hai ki apna vote kyu dia
आज समझ मे आता है की अग्रेंज़ो ने इतने साल भारत पे राज कैसे कर लिया था
😂😂😂😂😂😂
😆😆😆😆😆😆
😂😂😂 Tabhi kisi ne ki hogi Hindu ideology jo Abhi BJP kar rahe he
Bilkul Sahi Bhai 🙏🙏
Sab bewaqoof to mile the🤣🤣🤣
Always greatly wonderful , Banerjee Sahib .You write history of Modi’s India through your episodes . You are endowed with towering imagination .You add spice to our lives Thanks .
Naa jaane kaunsa maal fook kr statement diye hai 😂😂😂
Patanjali babaji ki booti.
Saste Nashe
Weed energy.
They all comes to my shop every day 😂
Bhai sacred games2 wale guruji ki GOCHI kha ke ye statements diye h 😂😂😂
Its a competition ....."who can say the most ridiculous thing?"
Gober kohinoor se mahenga
Hi Reena
One and only Sambith Patra. The concurur.
dy r Wight
Exactly
I'm kinda ashamed to talk to my foreign friends, as they are laughing on India's current state...
Nepal k ?
@@beyonder7817 london
@@beyonder7817 lol
Tell your London friends dialogue from akshay Kumar on India’s .. remember we are fourth most powerful military and isro is achieving great milestones
Don't worry if they are from America, they are ashamed of their current state too.
Super se bhi upar sir se lot to you 🎉😅😅
Gaaye tu Mata hai, aur Gadhe bap ban kar ghoom rahe🤣🤣😂 ye wala mast tha👏👏👏
As a physics PhD student, this is heart breaking to see. It is very sad that our people are being told these absolutely senseless things by our leaders. And here I am dreaming about educating our people and taking them towards science and logic. These morons are pulling us back, way back..
Yep that's the intention... Keep people in darkness and rule for 50 years
Vote for Modi and Blow Job Party again
So can I ask you the role of Einstein in the modern understanding of the term GRAVITY?
@@AmankumarTripathi1729 gravity means?
@@souravdeb283 yes ... because general relativity deals completely with gravity and it's true that entire general relativity was actually produced because of a thought experiment in which Einstein imagined someone in a freefall
They be like "I don't understand science, so let's destroy it and make our own!" 😂
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😂😂😂lol
just shame on youuu Inn chutiyo ko wajh se hindo ko apne dharm ko gaali de rha ye sale muslim ko ya kisi aur ko kabhi kuch nahj bolnge kyuki unse inse khana pani nahi chalta jaisi bhi govt hw kmse km army k khilaf to kaam nahi krti Bomb blast to nahi hote aise saalo koKoi bhi kuch bhi nahi pta he aur tere jaisw chuitye inhe support karte he😠😡😡
@@arpitpandey1270 har jagha hindu Muslim lana jaruri hai kay bhai
Maybe I should become politician and join them too😂
Akash bhai maan Gaye yaar aapko,,ye topic har koi cover nhi karta iske liye bahot daring chahiye jo aapme hai🙏🙏👌👌👌
I'm laughing my ass out 😂😂😂😂😂
Especially, hagne me sona aur mut me Durex 😂😂😂😂
I love ur comment anannya
hahahahhahaha
I'm laughing my ass out....
Me has raha G**nd nikaal ke....
😂😂😂😂
No offence intended
Maryaada ki bhi seema hoti hai 😁😄😆😅😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I can't stop laughing in this whole episode..This ep is lit😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣. And shared it to family group.
Saale mulle tere dharam pe video banane wala hu fatwa mat diyo 🤣🤣
@@tellagakrakhna9232 banne ke baad link tag kar dena..😂😂😂😂😂 .
@S Chouhan bhai mera comment padh lo maine kya pucha h Banerjee sir se fir bolna. Iss coment thread k bahar bhi dekh lo bhai.
@S Chouhan hor muje pata h wo mere question ka jawab nai denge. Reason apko bhi pata h.
@S Chouhan i apologize but will mr.banerjee answer my question. Otherwise i will consider him biased.
Great Sirji... but you've missed the great (a+b)^2 formula
Yes very true
(a+b) whole Square is equals to a square+b square + 2ab the most intilgent person on this earth says 2ab is extra ????? Great mathematics
10 is very less, 10000 Ka list lagega 😂
That is really epic dialogue by modi . Peeing human had done an entire video on that😂
Hahaha
बहूत हि सराहानीय सटिक विश्लेषण दिया Since पर Thank you The Deshbhakt🎉🎉 जय मानवता जय विज्ञान सर🙏🙏
आकाश जी! आपकी पेशकश कमाल की है,आपने नेताओं के ज्ञान विज्ञान को स्पष्ट रूप से समझाकर यह सिद्ध कर दिया है कि हमारा देश विश्व गुरु बनेगा। क्यों कि नेता लोग गोबर में विज्ञान ढूंढ़ रहे हैं।यह खोज भारत के लिए अदभुत है। धन्यवाद।
And Ramesh Pokhriyal is our Education Minister......no more words needed
😂😂😂😂
Ab nhi hai
Hatt gya wo😂😂😂😂
@@ishaansingh2226 who is now???? All are PHD from What's app university
@@Alijah007 dharmendra pradhan
" we saw a human turning into an ape and then turning into a politician" omg i died laughing from this! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Apko dar nehi lagta ? In sab transformed Ape se😉!!!
@Allah 🔒 TAALA Brahma aur sarswati be like Hume bhool gyaa 😂😂😂😂
ऐसे PM और ऐसे सांसद से अच्छे काम की क्या उम्मीद की जासकती है?
@@munsinasimali5888
Pura bharat daraa hua he......
Got tired with hypocrisy and boredom practised by present Indian media,,,,,,hats off to your indomitable spirit ofTrue journalism,keep going sir
Science hum sharminda hai tera kaatil zinda hai ........😭😭😭...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Haan tere m to sab scientific h na??
Ha bhai Pakistan me kuchh hinduo ko bula le tum logo ka science garv karne lagega
😂😂😂😂😂
I sold my 3 milking cows, because I can't store more gold in my house, because IT & ED are more active now a days..😂😂
Sahi kiya ... warna itne paise wale ho jate to phir samaj nahi aata naa.. sahi kiya sone de wali murgi.. i mean cow ko apne ...
Woh toh thik hai, lekin jisko tumne becha tha, uski mob lynching hogayi...
Selective totally biased and u call urself desh bakth shame on you! Ok so here we go:
1)How come u left out scamgressi "pappu" making a comment on gold?
2)When u talk about Indian history u simply see and hear only what u want to! The Internet is a word used today imagine the ability to use telepathic abilities to gather information which is part of CIA researchers.
3)Nimbus clouds have the ability to deflect RF.
4)Gravity by an alchemist, a student who was doing a thesis on biblical college came up with gravity was and is still debated.
5)There are a lot of mention of disease preventing herbs mentioned in ayurveda cow manure is one of them. There is a person in karnataka who claims to do this very thing and USA pharma companies send their scientists into jungles to find cures. VICE news has done a whole episode on it. It's on youtube!
6)Vimana Shastr du even know what that is. In fact it talks about using Hg as fuel du know the chemical equivalent name? It's mercury and the Nazis did extensive research on it but could not succeed for the primary reason of poor translation of sanskrit! Today Edinburgh university has a whole wing dedicated to sanskrit and researching the veda, puranas and शास्त्र. Google it!
7)Astrology is closely associated with Astonomy. I'm pretty Dam sure u have no idea about PRECESSION! If u calculate the length of kals as they have been described and using Dasha avataar u will arrive at a precise number that was later discovered many centuries later by a Russian. Its in wikipedia.
Dam i could just go on and on about the way u have picked and chosen topics and twisted them so miserably lol being ignorant urself and the using the ignorance of ur viewers!
@@Jhaaninc India has all the Vedas puranas and everything, instead of giving these bullshit statements why can they allocate fund to do the same what's happening in US in India too.
Sanskrit translation is not an issue in India, why has no one in India still decode how to use mercury for jets.
The videos that you are used to watching are similar to conspiracy theory where both side looks correct.
And about your selectivity, you talked about how the inventor of gravity is still debated but you did not talk about the statement he gave on the importance of mathematics.
Ever read aryabhatiya? Or it's translation? Just see how much math and geometry is already present there. But no you just rely on UA-cam videos.
And the only weapon you have is selectivity.
@@JhaanincAnd this is no longer an ongoing research "The Stargate Project was terminated and declassified in 1995 after a CIA report concluded that it was never useful in any intelligence operation"
But still even if CIA is hiding something why hasn't your loved govt is doing something regarding these.
Or you are just happy and feeling proud that our ancestors were great. Which indeed they were but not seeing anything done by these so called Desh bhakt politicians to glorify their actual work. Had any of these politicians were little literate they would have known how to explain our scientific advancements in past.
Countries like US grew because they always wanted to share the knowledge they get. Here if some technology comes from Mughal it will be marked as achhot and unuseful.
Others be like: "😂, 🤦🏻♀️ yehi dekhna baaki reh gaya tha"
Science students be like: "meri chappal kidhar hai?🧐
Sarcasm level 10000%
😃😃😃
@@umeshtompe4604 thanks bro 😄
👉🤣🤣😂
Angry & laughingly simultaneously. Yes! I'm a science student.
#science_hum_serminda_hai
#tere_kaatil_abhi_zinda_hai
@@umeshtompe4604 kerwali bezziti? 😂😂🤦🏻♂️
Absolutely stunning presentation
2 min scilence for me and my brothers sisters who have taken science
😂😂😂😂
Your dp 😂😂
I was also a science student and after seeing this video I was like "what the hell is this???"
same to you
It's good to see science with facts and hard with formulas 😂😂😂
यमराज‐‐तुम्हारा समय पूरा हो चुका है। कोई अंतिम इच्छा हो तो बताओ
मनुष्य -‐BSSC Inter level exam का रिजल्ट देखना चाहता हूँ
यमराज-‐चालाक प्राणी, अमर होना चाहता है
Kya bhai...tu bhi amar rahoge...🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
Hahahaha
I was a student in Andhra university at that time he gave that statement.
Now i am shameful of that act. 😔😔
what is he doing now? any other country he would have lost his job
@@thedeshbhakt he is now an inspiration to other gober politicians😂
Doraemooooooooaaaaaannnn!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@varshresht_rao right 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
5:40 Mind blowing idea by Harward University scholar
This is what happens when there is no education qualification for political leaders .
There should be a law to ensure that anyone who wants to be politically active must have a minimum educational qualification,and they should pass an entrance exam just like every major education system..
Also anyone with any kind of religious beliefs and criminal history can't be a politically active person.
The supreme court should be given the power to take action against any political leaders if they're accused of corruption or any criminal activities.
If these things can be implemented in our constitution,70-80% of our problems will be solved immediately😎😎
@@debashissarkar5638 yes
BISMILLAH
must read Andhi Bhakti kise khte h
हिंदुत्व के अनुसार कुछ मनोरंजक , रोमांचक बातें
= > 1 ) Shiv Koi Bghwan Nhi Use Chahiye BHAANG ka nasa or NANGI aurata log use khush krne k liye uska ling bna kr yani sivling ki pooja krte h fir uspr apni maa behno se doodh ghee se malis krvate h taki shiv koo mjaa aye or vo khush ho jaye or unko koi vardaan mil jaye usee nangi auratS chaiye jo uske liing ki malis kre vo bagwan nhi kyuki vo mohtaz h mjee lene ka or liing pr malis krvane ka usne ganesh ki gardan kati k unhe pta nhi tha k ye gnesh mera beta h kya vo bhgwan aesa ho skta h k use kuch pta nhi ho or fir vapas use jinda bhi nhi kr saka asli gardan ke sath usee bhaang ka nsaa , sarab chaiye or nangi aurata
= > 2 ) 5 Pandav Ek Aurat Dropdi Ke Sath mjee lete bhut mjee liye lekin dropadi ne kuch nhi kha vo chup rhi kuch na boli pancho k sath mjaa jo aa raha tha kaese aadmi the jo ek k sath sbnne mje liye or Voo aurat khusi khusi apna waqt gujarti rahi mje me , dekho aesa nhi krna chaiye ye galat h islam me ye sb haram h kya ye bghwan ka niyam h mahabharata ka krishan bhi mojuud THA vhi pr lekin use apni leela dikhani thi jo ki khud gopio se mje leta unke sath leela jhameela chameela krta uska kanoon to aesa hi hoga
= > 3 ) Krishna Koi Baghwan Nhi vo chori krta or ldkio ko chedta or nangi ldkio ko nhate hue dekhta mjee leta unse bahuut mje leta or unke kpde uthata or bhaag jaata or tum khte ho ye sb krishan ki leela h krishan makhan khata to ttati bhi krta hoga logo se chup chup kr toilet jaata taki koi na dekhle tatti krte hue , common si baat h. kya vo bagwan aesa ho skta h jo tatti krta ho bewakoofo ldkio ke matko ko pathar markr todna fir ulti ulti harkate krna mjee lena etc kya sb kuch bnane vala aesa ho skta h
= > 4 ) Brahma Koi Bgwan Nhi Usne Apni Beti saraswati ke sath blatkar kiya uske sath mjee liye bhut majee liye
search krlo agar anpadh ho bina padhe likhe usko pooojte ho jise tum khud bnate ho or USE TUM brahmand ko bnane vala khte ho
= > 5 ) RAM KOI BAGHWAN NHI jo khud paida hota h vo sb kuch bnane vala nhi hota , varna unhe Pta Hota K Sita pavitra h ya nhi to agni parikhsa ki jroorat nhi pdti , raavan k bare m bhi nhi pta tha k kaese marega or na laxman ko jivit krske jb vo megnath ke teero se marne vala tha phir rishi ko bulaya or hath jodkar kha rote hue k Mera Bhai kaese theek hoga , kaese theek hoga laxman , koi upay h rishi apke pas ram bhgwan hota to theek na krdeta khud puchne ki jroorat nhi , ram khana khata to toilet bhi jata hoga kya vo sb kuch bnane vala aesa ho skta h andhe mt bno
= > 6 ) HANUMAN KOI BAGHWAN NHI jb rishi lxman ko bachane k liye jdi buti btayi to use lene gye agar bhgwan hota to khud theek na krdeta or pta bhi nhi tha konsi jdi buti h pura pahad hi utha laye
dekho andhe mat bno
= > 7) JO PHLE MURTIYA TODI h agar un murtiyo m taqat hoti to tutne se bacha na leti blki pandit khud unhe uthaa utha kr baghe h bachane k liye, jo murtiya apne aap ko na bacha saki tumhe kya bachaegi dekho andhe mt bno samjho
= > 8 ) GANESH KOI BAGHWAN NHI apni gardan nhi bacha ska tumhari kya bachaega
Ladoo Khata To TOILET Bhi Jaata Hoga khaA krtaTA hoga kaese Dhota chup chup kr krta
= > 9 ) HINDUSS KE ANUSAR DEVI DEVTA BGWAN H " lekin bgwan ko hatiyar ki jroorat nhi " or koi bhi kisi bhi devlok swarg lok pr hamla krdeta h , haha bewakoofo andhe mt bno
= > 10 ) Gautam buddha ka phle sidharth naam tha vo raza ke bete the phir ek din vo apne mahl se bahr ghumne ke liye nikle unhe pta nhi tha k bhar kya hota log kaese rahte h to
1)unhone logo ko muskilo me dekha
koi gareeb h
koi bimaar h
kisi ko maut aa chuuki etc etc etc
2)phir unhone sanyas liya or dhyaan lgana shuru krdiya
RESUlts
1) Ab Jise Ye Na Pta Ho K mere mahl se bahr kya hora h kya vo baghwan ho sakta h ? nhi
2) 2) jise khud maut aa gyi apni maut ko na rok saka ho budhape ko na rok saka ho kya baghwan ho sakta h ? nhi
3) 3) jo khana khata ho toilet jata ho dhota ho ttati ko kya vo baghwan ho sakta h ? nhi
4) ALLAH / ISWAR / GOD kisi ka mohtaz nhi
= > JESUS bhi pagembar the Muhammad sallallahu alaihi wasallam se phle. Muhammad akhri pagembar / kalki avtar h or jesus se phle bhi avtar aye lekin logo ne vo kitabe badal dali jo phle quran se phle utri h pagembaro pr
RESULT
BISMILLAH
ALLAH - ARABIC ] DIFFERENT NAME
ISWAR - HINDI ]
GOD - ENGLISH ]
= > अपने बनाने वाले को पहचानो इससे पहले की मौत आ जाए और तुम पछताते हुए रह जाओ ,
jo sb kuch bnane vala hai usee tum nhi bna skte or naa roop de skte.
= > Jisko Allah ke Siva Pooja jata hai
वह एक मक्खी नहीं बना सकते , अगर एक मक्खी उन पर बैठ जाए उसे उड़ा नहीं सकते , एक मक्खी अगर उनसे कुछ छीन कर ले जाए उसे छुड़ा नहीं सकते , गिर जाए तो उठ नहीं सकते टूट जाएं तो जुड़ नहीं सकते , कुछ बना नहीं सकते खुद बनाए जाते हैं ,तुम अल्लाह की इबादत करो जो सब कुछ बनाने वाला है ।
Tum sab Allah se mafi maango vo bada maaf karne wala hai jitne tumhare gunah hai sab maaf kar dega agar tum uske Hukumo pr chaloge
= > ALLAH / GOD / ISWAR kisi chiz ka mohtaz nhi kya vo insaan h hmari tarah - Nhi
hum use dekh nhi skte or na hmare andar itni taqat h k hum use bna ske jbki vo sb kuch bnane vala h
1 ) JISNE Tumhari suraat bnai , jisne tumhe ek Gande paani se paida kiya (maa or baap se) phir vo paani rang roop liya ankhe , hath , kaan , dil , dimaag , kya ye apne aap bn gaye - nhi
= > जिसने अल्लाह का हुकुम झुठलाया वह काफिर हो गया
= > Allah na biwi rakhta hai na aulad , ALLAH koo kisi chiz ki jarurat nahin - na khane peene ki , Na aurat ki , na bacche ki , vo kisi chiz ka mohtaj nahin ,
अल्लाह को ना ऊंघ आती है ना नींद वह हमेशा हमेशा से जिंदा है और हमेशा हमेशा जिंदा रहेगा ।
= > tumko banaya gya h kisi maksad k liye
Allah ne tumhe isliye paida Kiya hai ki tum uske Hukum ko Mano , uske bheje hue pagembar ke pari ke par chalo , kyunki ye duniya imtihaan hai , imtihaan hai iska ke Tum Allah ke hukmo pr chalte ho ya nahin
= > Jo kuchh jameen mein hai jo kuchh aasmanon mein sab kuchh Allah ka hai aur jo hamare pass hai vah hame di gai Amanat hai
ALLAH ki ibadat kro uske btaye tariqe agar apni marzi se kroge to naqam ho jaoge yani akhri pagembar muhammad sallallahu alaihi wasallam k btaye tariqe pr
1 ) sabse pahla Allah ka Hukum yah hai ki yakin ho ki
" Allah ke siwa koi dusra ibadat ke layak nahin Muhammad sallallahu alaihi wasallam Allah ke akhiri pagembar Rasool hai "
2 ) dusra Hukum
" 5 waqt ki namaj ka hai jisnein panch waqt ki namaj ko jhutlaya vo kafir ho gya "
= > Jisne Allah ke sath sath dusron ki bhi Pooja ki yani usne sabhi dharmon ko mana too usne Allah ka pahla Hukum jhutlaya , iski bhi saza nark h , yani vo kafir h
= > Dhyan rakho ki Muhammad sallallahu alayhi wa sallam ek makkhi nahin banaa sakte vah mohtaj hain paigambar yani Avtaro ki bhi Puja nahin ki ja sakti agar Allah ke siwa kisi ki Puja ki too kafir ho jaenge or narak mein daal Diya jaega.
= > Kuch Quran ki aayaton ka matlab
" ऐ पैगंबर (मुहम्मद) अगर तुम वही ऐ इलाही के आने के बाद भी गैरों के रास्ते पर चलोगे तो तुमको हमारी पकड़ से बचाने वाला ना कोई दोस्त होगा ना कोई मददगार "
" अगर ये पैगंबर (मोहम्मद) हमारी निस्बत कोई बात झूठ बना लाते तो हम इनका दाहिना हाथ पकड़ लेते और इनकी रगे गर्दन काट डालते फिर हमको इससे कोई रोकने वाला ना होता "
= > KAFIR bna deta yee khna ★↓
1 ) Ya Ali , Ya Rasool Allah , maula Ali , Bhar do jholi meri Ya Mohammed , ya Hussain , jiski maut ho chuki ho usko ya kahna pukarna , Kafir banaa deta hai matam manana Muharram ko ye sb haram hai jabki Mohammed sallallahu alaihi wasallam ne ye chizen nahin batai aur jab Mohammed Zinda thee is duniya m ye chizen thi bhi nahin - ye logoo ne khud banai hai apni taraf se
= > Ya ka matlab hota hai pukarna
jisko maut a jaaye usko pukara nahin ja sakta aur Allah har jagah maujood hai usko Pukar sakte hain
= ) Man Lo tumhari man Jinda hai To Tum kahoge ki " ya maa mujhe roti de do" to vo tumhen roti de degi thik h .
ab Agar unki maut Ho jaati hai - orr ab tum ne " ya maa mujhe roti de do " aur ab tumhare pass tumhari mein mojud Na hogi to Tum kafir Ho jaaoge kyunki tumhari man tumhare pass maujud nahin aur Allah Jo har jagah maujud hai usko pukara ja sakta hai Tum kah sakte ho Allah se - ya Allah meri madad kijiye mujh par Reham farmaye , meri roti ka intezaam kar dijiye ,
Ya Allah main mafi mangta hun mujhse koi galti hui ho .
= > Kahin bhi kisi dargah par jakar sazda naa karna , dargah walon se jakar duaaen Na mangna unhen khud maut aa chuki hai , vo khud mohtaj hai jaise ki tum mohtaj Ho
so plz minimum one time read Quran , it is a word of god , i promise you will know everything that you want .
Search on UA-cam full Quran translation in your language
And subscribe for more......,...,.... .,...
Actually there r well educated ppl in this party talking nonsense...their qualifications r of no use...o maybe they got degree like our prime minister
It's true sister
वाह भाई वाह! क्या जबरदस्त लात मारा है इन पाखण्डीयों को, खुश कर दिया
just shame on youuu Inn chutiyo ko wajh se hindo ko apne dharm ko gaali de rha ye sale muslim ko ya kisi aur ko kabhi kuch nahj bolnge kyuki unse inse khana pani nahi chalta jaisi bhi govt hw kmse km army k khilaf to kaam nahi krti Bomb blast to nahi hote aise saalo koKoi bhi kuch bhi nahi pta he aur tere jaisw chuitye inhe support karte he😠😡😡
@@arpitpandey1270 Bro See the Video again and then talk..there is no hindu muslim but there r some stupid statements given by Politicians..And That Guy in the video talked about the statement..not about Hinduism..plzz keep your ears open..listen carefully and then comment such things..
@@anxskhxn दोस्त इससे ज्यादा कांग्रेस के भी वीडियो है। परंतु, ये क्या सिर्फ बीजेपी को ही टारगेट करना चाहता है।
@@tanveerahemad5562 okk i understand that..but whats the point of saying its a matter of hindu muslim..?? I mean Seriously..Why there is always hindu muslim in every other matter??
@@tanveerahemad5562 dear BJPee hai hi isi layak. Peace.
PM he itna murkh h toh ministers ki galati h😜. Jaisa guru waisa chela
Bhai Saheb You Are Too Good Thanks
Excellent episode Mr Akash. Keep it up.
I am from Tripura
Biplab Deb one of worst cm in our Tripuras history
(He told another thing :-Duck release oxygen In water)
Wtf 🤣 duck release oxygen? 🤣🤣🤣
In water...
To ab ek 🦆 mandir banana chahiyye
@@deekshabisht3279 I've never heard or studied that duck release oxygen on water 😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Aakash da you are missing one thing ... Cow exhale Oxygen...🤣🤣🤣
Shi kaha bhai...mai bhi yahi bolne wala tha
Bahut khub sir 🙏 👌 👍
Let's deposit cow dung in our bank accounts now.
😂😂😂
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Inventions of the Millennium.
Neutron
Electron
Proton
Atom
*Mitron*
You Should Have Add Electron.........
Haha
Millennium 1983-2000 k beech me Paida hote h
Times of universe thnk u for the knowledge i didn’t know the meaning of millennials ..
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
1.4 k dislikers seriously now i realise thanos was right😂😂😂😂
Hahaha
Hahaha
🤣🤣🤣nailed it 👍
Woohoo outstanding 😅😅😅😂😂
yes.. thanos was right...bebkuf log ki fouj badhne se problem hi badhta hai
Peacock 🦚 walla subse jyada majedar tha😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bjp andhbhakts after watching compilation of Gobarnomics -:
"This is new India "😂😂😂😂
Make in india 😂😂
What future generations will learn?
@@rekhakumar1441 to not do bakchodi about science
He didn't mention about Rahul Gandhi who dreams to convert Aloo into gold what kind of machine he wl invent 😂
@@krishna9834 chalo bhai fake news wala pakra gaya..
Don't take me as his supporter, but the truth is that the video was edited.....just search it on Google.
बादलों के सहारे कभी चीन से ना उलझ जाय गुफा पुत्र 🤣🤣
Hahahahahaha
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Sahi pakde ho bhaiya
😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Love your work akash.
New India 😂😂😂😂😂
"I love India, kahan milega itna content" - Kunal kamra
"Yahan gaay mata to he hi lekin gadhe baap bankar ghum rahe hain!" Epic! 😂
मोदी जी जानते है कि अगर वो हग भी दे तो मीडिया उसे गाजर का हलवा साबित करके, भक्तों को खिला कर ही दम लेगी🤣🤣🤣
Bhakt ko bol gobar lejaye jyada hogya hai mere pass but dudh sasura ko chune nhi dunga🤣
@@indianboy4041 nahi nahi congress sarkar me tum logo ke sath jo hua tum logo ne jojo bhi mourn manmohan ka kya kya kha piya or pachya, jaruri nahi ki hum bhi tumhari tarah bewkuph hi hai. Or kuchh bhi khaa lenge 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
😂😂😂
Bhakton ko mirchi lagi
Wow keya bola. tune to bakht ki watttttttt laga diya vai......
Common sense be like... Am i a joke to you? 😂😂
Can't believe people entrusted power to these type of people....
Seriously my uncle believes
That the burning of yagya will make a good life no it's opposite it will decrease by the pollution
People didn't give power to these people, politicians did.
@@siddharthkotadiya3704 Maharashtra ka president hai abse c.m nahi
Because they had not done these stupid things on big stage before People entrusted them in Power.😂😂
I laughed with a mixed feeling of giggle and shame at the same time.rare combo
Aap ne bohot hansaya 😂😂😂
My imagination:
I want akash banerjee /dhruv ratheee to interview Modiji live the way anil kapoor interviews amresh puri in nayak hindi movie...
good dream ;)
@@rinkidevi9708 u r inhaling CO2 and exhaling O2.
Bhai youtube views nahi sambhal payega youtube aur andhbahakts dono crash kar jayengey
@@thedeshbhakt thnxx sir
bg s bro just chill out why so serious bs maze lo yar
U r doing a commendable job Akash, Carry on.
Right,🤗
दिल्ली के लोग समझदार थे की केजरीवाल जैसे पढ़े लिखे को CM बनाया
नहीं तो पूरे देश नेता अनपढ़ और जाहिल है
@@mahesh4265 abe chutiya bhakt. Pelwa jake bjp walo se
@@mahesh4265 chacha pm to BJP ke sakh rakhne wale ko ghas tak Nahi dalte😂😂
@@ashwanimaitry6923 pm ko ghas dalne ki koi jarurat nahi hai kyunki hum gai nai hai Jo humko ghas Dale yeh Mera Marzi hai me kisko support karun like Jo Salman Khan ko like karta hai toh Salman bhi usko ghas nahi dalta phir bhi log usko fan Hain yeh aisa hi hai
@@mahesh4265 chacha Mai to pm ko ghas dalne ki bat hi Kar Raha wo koi gay bakri thodi na hai Jo ghas daloge😂😂😂
@@mahesh4265 or hoke to Mera comment achchhe se parh Lena dost
Superb Bhai...I'm ur fan
This is 100% proved that politicians of ruling party are illiterate.
Then the opposition must definitely be worse than that....
Unpad,gawar aur criminals🤣😂
All are graduate from RSS university in HATE and DIVIDE OWN PEOPLE
Someone who's educated isn't dumb enough to get into politics that's why we have idiots running our country.
@@Zarafin bro agr bevkoof log ki bharat ko chala rhe h...to ye desh kbka tabah ho chuka hota....me koi andhbhakt nhi hu..i don't support any party...but tum jese chutiya bathroom m bethke kuch bi comment krdo..bolna aasan hota h krna bhot mushkil..tum jese culture less log os desh p dhabba ho..country k liye kuch kia h kbhi??agr nhi to faltu bolke oro ka moral bi down mt kro..
Sch m yrr chutiye hi ho tum jese...
शिक्षा में राजनीति नहीं होनी चाहिए .
राजनीति में शिक्षा होनी चाहिये.
💐💐💐
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Sambit patra to his wife: *Ye lo ji.. Tumare liye kohinoor hira se bhi kimti chij laya hoon.*
Patra's wife: *Dikhao kya laya ho*
Sambit Patra: *GOBAR*
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Wife: chalo apne "baap"ko dedo..
lol! Sambit Patra need to hear this one.. put it on twitter and tag him :D
NYC one 😆😆
Wah😁😁
Interesting Bhai, expecting more episodes of this kind.
Bro happy to see people like you having common sense. Hope India will regain its path.
Ya❤
it is possible that very few particles of gold are present in cow pee. In fact, a study conducted by Junagadh Agricultural University in India found that Gir cow urine contains traces of gold ranging from 3 to 10 mg per liter.
The researchers believe that the gold in cow urine comes from the plants that the cows eat. These plants absorb gold from the soil, and the gold is then passed through the cows' digestive system and into their urine.
However, it is important to note that the amount of gold in cow urine is very small. It is not possible to extract gold from cow urine in a cost-effective way.
In addition, it is important to note that the study on Gir cow urine was only conducted on one breed of cow. It is possible that other breeds of cows do not have gold in their urine.
Einstein be like *thank God I am not there down*
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@bg s 😂 likhna to Sikh lo bhai
@bg s science ke papa
@bg s abe theory of gravitation Newton ne diya tha 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bg s .. Kahan se ho 😂
@bg s the theory of gravity is given by Sir, Issac Newton... Not Einstein
Best Statement of this episode is "Relationship between Our Current Politicians and Science is like Tom & Jerry....."😂😂😂😂
What an eye opening video. Thanks
7:56 "Bandar ko insaan bante hue dekha ho ya na ho insaan ko gadha bante hue zarur dekha hai."🤣🤣
True..!!
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Aur fir gade ko baap banke neta bante dekha he😂
The right caption is “Science ki hatya”
Media
अरे बस कर भाई ।
अब क्या भक्त लोगोको रूलाके छोडोगे ।😂😂😂😂
Jra pappu ko bhi yad kar leta ch## wo akela sb k barabar hai 😂😂😂
Andhbhakt ki jali😁😁😁
@@zainmalik1964 ye wo hai jiske papa ne jab congres polio pila rahi thi tab mut pilaya tha isko bachpan me
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Teri acche se jali na andhbhakt 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😭😭😂😂😂😂😂
Deshbhakt Bhai,,,very good
Ravan had 24 types of Airplane & Missiles
Abdul Kalam : 😭🙏
अमिश भड़वा गज़ब नाम है😂😂
@@skrocks2522lo andhbhakt ah gyaa
@@arshdeepsingh9821 bro I don't think he's an
andhbhakt tho. Look at the name of original comment poster lol
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Public : Vikas?
Modi: keep praying 😂😂😂
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बहुत खूब भाई जी मजा आ गया आप जिये हजारो साल साल के दिन हो पचास हजार
Very good video....
Itna haasaa aata hai.....
K......bataaa nahi sakte....
Science just committed suicide after watching this video!!!
RIP SCIENCE 😭😭😭
I wish there was POLITICAL ELIGIBILITY ENTRANCE TEST (PEET) conducted by UPSC. 🙏
Lakhon ki baat...
@@PVNAIK-db6ph kab de rahi ho mere lakh rupay fir 😂
Some people should read but they are writing and speaking.
Waah! What a line.
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Wow! What a line.
Aaina dikha Diya murkho ko.🤗
Absolutely right 👌
And leasting to baba's
What a mind blowing sir well said❤