A rude Bostonian faster than a hare, a person from somewhere in the Midwest, USA, crazed and a lover of war; a "person we don't even know what sex he is... or if he's a human being to begin with" with a murderous aura, flamethrower and pyromania, a super-genius Texan (don't be fooled, he's a psychopath too), a black alcoholic Scotsman, a gigantic Russian, an Australian who isn't an Australian who loves to kill (the farther away, the better) and who won't hesitate to leave a huge hole in your skull, a mysterious and stealthy French assassin with a taste for women, cigarettes, money, wine (the expensive kind), maybe gambling... and weird and expensive suits; and finally, an absolutely psychopathic, degenerate, manipulative, sinister, sadistic and totally sick doctor who likes to replace someone's organs with those of animals or make entire skeletons disappear.
Imagine you’re a hl2 citizen, your talking to a couple metro cops in an alley, and three weird looking Russians come in with their fists out like they’re going to box with somebody, and then just punch the crap out of them and leave.
The comedic timing on some of the voice clips and taunts was perfect. My favorites were the heavy saying Oh no! When you were knocked out and Demo doing the Woo! When getting teleported
The Heavy taunt killing the "pick that can" metro cop is among my favorites scene, followed by the Demoman playing bagpipes to a completely stupefact Dr. Breen.
Imagine being a metropolitian and in your shift into the city, you seen some giant russians shooting and killing every combine around with punches and finger guns
this would be amazing if you could get 8 other people to play with you so there’s only one of each class including you so it implies all of the mercs just somehow end up in the hl2 universe and help the rebels fight the combine
The non hud version of the fists looked fun at first. But when you saw the heavy thumbs up when cheering, that's when it became amazing. TF2 Classic modded the models and animations for classes to wield different class weapons. Would be interesting seeing that addition to this.
From the ap-sap description It says that it need a sapper *asap* and it just shipped out from aperature science facility to Mann co. Is that mean they are in the same universe?
@@Sirealvingtonwould not be surprised that the gravel pits of the badlands were so worthless that the combine just didnt even bother pillaging it for its natural resources
its not a mod. there's a console command option i cant remember rn but it makes your worldmodel your viewmodel; it was meant for an experimental vr version years ago
Lambda Fortress: Extended is buggy and crashes too much. I suggest Lambda Fortress: Community Edition instead as it fixes a lot of bugs and adds new content
"pick up that can"
Heavy : " little little man"
Pootis POW!
A Russian, a Scott, a Bostonian, a German, a Texan, and a Frenchman walk into City 17
There were no survivors.
Where is the guy that made resonance cascade and has a crowbar, is he that suit at 12:51
I think one of them is Finnish
Aye mate
A rude Bostonian faster than a hare, a person from somewhere in the Midwest, USA, crazed and a lover of war; a "person we don't even know what sex he is... or if he's a human being to begin with" with a murderous aura, flamethrower and pyromania, a super-genius Texan (don't be fooled, he's a psychopath too), a black alcoholic Scotsman, a gigantic Russian, an Australian who isn't an Australian who loves to kill (the farther away, the better) and who won't hesitate to leave a huge hole in your skull, a mysterious and stealthy French assassin with a taste for women, cigarettes, money, wine (the expensive kind), maybe gambling... and weird and expensive suits; and finally, an absolutely psychopathic, degenerate, manipulative, sinister, sadistic and totally sick doctor who likes to replace someone's organs with those of animals or make entire skeletons disappear.
If the TF2 earth got invaded by the combine, the seven hour war would’ve been turned into the seven minute war
With a Mercenary victory
(Because of time limit)
The combine army would get stuck, trapped and defeated in 2fort
and you know what its not defeat this time
@@waltuh11121 The mercenaries don't even fight back, they're just friendly the whole time but they still out-endure the entire Combine empire
Thats why Badlands were never attacked by Combine, they were so afraid of them
Imagine you’re a hl2 citizen, your talking to a couple metro cops in an alley, and three weird looking Russians come in with their fists out like they’re going to box with somebody, and then just punch the crap out of them and leave.
The comedic timing on some of the voice clips and taunts was perfect. My favorites were the heavy saying Oh no! When you were knocked out and Demo doing the Woo! When getting teleported
Engie laughing at heavy being stuck
3:23 Heavy was sadly lost in the white void, never to be seen again.
OHHH NOOO-
He can't pootis pow 😞
The Heavy taunt killing the "pick that can" metro cop is among my favorites scene, followed by the Demoman playing bagpipes to a completely stupefact Dr. Breen.
If the mercs were involved, the Combine would go down in an afternoon
Hevy from Cooperative Fortifications the Second can never be in Half Li-
Hevy
Half Fortress 2. A half and 2 cancel each other so we get just Fortress
the tf2 mercs could canonically defeat the universal union smh
I got all the way to 6:50 without laughing and then the Scott the Woz spray just killed me.
now make half-portress: global offensive
Half-Portress: Global Offense of the Ancients 2
Team-Strike: Global Fortress
Left 4 Half-Portress 2: Global Offensive: Episode 2
Left 4 Blue force: Half-Dotresstal Strike 2 Episode 1
@@lollermann lul
3 large russian men wreak havoc in city 17: the video
9:55 *High quality music*
Imagine being a metropolitian and in your shift into the city, you seen some giant russians shooting and killing every combine around with punches and finger guns
3:21 *_OH NOOOOO-_*
Aw, I was expecting Alyx to be replaced with Miss Pauline.
Babies when they see a shape sorting puzzle 0:30
That's right! The Square goes in the Square hole!!!
*”Who sent all these babies?”*
@@TeenWithACarrotIDKRedmond
@@gottagofastfaster “Ohhh noo!”
Where does the Heavy go? That's right! He goes in the square hole!
Heavy doesn't need to hear all this. He's a highly trained mercenary.
Oh my God wait you guys should continue this. This is so good.
Ok
Imagine Gman jist warping in, seeing Heavy pootispow a cop, and then start laughing
"While I was being arrested by the combine, 3 fat people beat the crap out of the combine without hesitation and ran away screaming"
this would be amazing if you could get 8 other people to play with you so there’s only one of each class including you so it implies all of the mercs just somehow end up in the hl2 universe and help the rebels fight the combine
Wait, spy actually works? Thats amazing
1:00 The secondhand embarrassment
5:06
My sides disappeared after that.
i've played the mod it is super fun
"It's...beautiful"
-Engineer 2007
I can imagine the whole gang rolling on the vehicle taunts down a Highway-17
🛵🚗🚜🏍🚑
this is a master piece
Thank you so much for recommending this video to me, UA-cam
The non hud version of the fists looked fun at first.
But when you saw the heavy thumbs up when cheering, that's when it became amazing.
TF2 Classic modded the models and animations for classes to wield different class weapons.
Would be interesting seeing that addition to this.
you can actually have that non-hud weapons in regular tf2 by putting "cl_firstperson_usesworldmodel 1" or smth like that in console
Now I'm waiting for portal fortress 2
*never get old legend. :-')
GOTTA MOVE THA GEAR UP
Get in the meat grinder Gordon
this is just pure chaos, i love it
The box out the window throwing part was funny
I've spent over 5 hours unsuccessfully trying to get HL2 to work in Gmod so I can play with friends, and y'all are casually playing it in TF2.
Just get synergy
Now this, is epic...
im hearing a swedish person in the video
New pootis engaged looks fire 🔥🔥🔥
That HEV suit scared me… it gave me a death stare without even looking at me 😱
Something about this is nostalgic
Gordon Freeman is the 10th class in tf3 confirmed
Citadel is indeed a Breen Fortress
Half fortress 2 would be fortress 1
And if the animation was not bad, it would turn out 🤔
That one guy is finnish for sure :D
That’s me
@@MrJaakko007 kuulin heti sun aksentista että oot suomalainen :DDDDDDDDDDD
This what my child has been spent on endlessly daydreaming about. I regret nothing.
*3 man crashed server. how is wounderful.*
a good thing is that Lambda Fortress is getting a reboot that will make everything better, and probably less crashes
Cool to know
From the ap-sap description
It says that it need a sapper *asap* and it just shipped out from aperature science facility to Mann co.
Is that mean they are in the same universe?
So portal tf2 halflife is in the same universe and the combine never attacked 2 fort because its already in chaos
@@Sirealvingtonwould not be surprised that the gravel pits of the badlands were so worthless that the combine just didnt even bother pillaging it for its natural resources
@@iamthedrumandbassfarmer8735isnt tf2 set in the 60s
tf2 mercs on there way to meet gman
That's really good LMAO.
Question,how are you playing this I want to try this
フレンドとやるHalf-Fortress 2は斬新で面白いな
i know im late for seeing the video but this part 3:20 got me dying lolll
Hilarious! I love this!
the best team fortress 2 server
Dr. Large? FATMAGIC REFERENCE!!!
Cursed, so cursed…
I gotta know how to do this,
1 freeman can cause havoc to an alien military force, imagine a bunch of fat russian and some flying demo could do
this is genius
I need MORE!
be wary of bug
Yes
Hot to play this
It's a mod called Lambda Fortress
No fortress, half 2
the most scariest thing at 12:51
Half-kart 2 deluxe
Part 2 plz
Heavy-Life 2
As a spanish speaker I am happy to hear "Adiós, bitch"
WOW
What is the mod for the 1rts person animations? I have already searched a loot
its not a mod. there's a console command option i cant remember rn but it makes your worldmodel your viewmodel; it was meant for an experimental vr version years ago
It's a console command: cl_firstpersonusesworldmodel_1 or something similar
where can i download it?
Where you downloaded it from? I thought it was like, eons from being released again
It's a mod to half life or a tf2 server like slender fortress or zombie run ?
1:25 1:49 2:57
Team fortress 0.5
can ya link the mod in my reply area? i cant find it so i cant get it.
O wanna see combine soldiers with tf weaponry bro
this looks damn fun
Funniest shit I’ve ever seen
erotic weed maker 3000
How I want play
its really hard to actaully get this mod for me, i have it, but i cant create a game, you know how to fix this?
ALERT: Silly levels above safe limits 📈📈
Swear i hear a finnish accent
How did u do this I must try it out
12:52 O_O
Lambda Fortress: Extended is buggy and crashes too much. I suggest Lambda Fortress: Community Edition instead as it fixes a lot of bugs and adds new content
Where can i find this mod to try?
is that the real doctor large?
how to make the camera angle like that
Now make team fortress alyx
How to download
And where to find