Man I remember being in my apartment laying on my carpeted living room floor in New Jersey when I was 21 listening to the Monday Morning podcast in 2009. Good times good times.
I started in 2010...and from my recollection Bill hasn't missed one each week, except for a few weeks ago when he said he went to France and internet was crap where he was...I could be wrong
I recently saw a YT video of a French grandpa giving his grandson a copy of Mein Kamph for Christmas. The boys dad grabbed it and said "Wtf is this? Minecraft is what he wanted. It's a video game."
I love the scientology bit but I know he told that exact story the same way before. It was so close I had to double check this wasn't a reupload of an old podcast😆
As a fellow drummer, I know how you feel about that Good Times Bad Times groove. It's so exciting when you finally nail it. Now give Fool in the Rain a try, and then The Crunge ;)
@@LoyalOpposition True, The Crunge is tough to play with a band; definitely takes practice to get that groove to work, and actually come off the stage with the same dynamics Zeppelin did, with JPJ coming in on top of Bonham, then Page coming in with his accented strumming... man what a sweet composition. My band gave it a shot and it sounded good but we just couldn't get it to a consistent enough place to throw it into a live set As for Fool in the Rain, I always just found it to be such a fun little funky shuffle groove with Bonham's personal sound and feel, and it fits the song beautifully. After some practice though, no it's not too tough either, lol. I just love that Bill is into drums
just woke up, turned on my computer and listened to this Thursday Afternoon (Just Before Friday) Monday Morning Podcast. I mean, what the f**k am I supposed to do in the morning?
I really don't think pro flutists, especially jazz flutist who gig at the Village Vanguard really aspire to be in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. But good on Jethro Tull though!
Walking on an incline treadmill is a very effective low joint stress exercise. Many professional body builders do it to burn calories. If ppl are doing cardio it's ok to look at the phone. Cardio is boring as fuck.
MINECRAFT Been playing Minecraft for 10+ years I'm 38 and mom of 6. I love there are so many ways to play. We even had a multiplayer world once, and my mom brother nephews played all together with us
What’s the difference between the Monday Morning Podcast and the Thursday Afternoon one? On which one does Bill read advice? Which email do we submit advice to
You're supposed to do cardio before stretching. You get your blood flowing and work those leg muscles a bit so you're less likely to tear or pull a muscle
Chris rock or one of his writers stole a joke from Leave it to Beaver. “You can’t hit a woman, but you can shake the sh!t out of her” on the show Beaver ask Wally “what if dad starts hitting us and stuff Wally says dad would never hit us and beaver replies well he could shake us real good“ lol
I live in Colorado, and it's still profitable to deal weed illegally if you're a home grower. People do it so they can launder the money and only have profits subject to income tax, but also because there's plenty of people under 21 to go around. Also, I've heard there's lots of strict regulations if you're growing and distributing legally.
8:19 i'm LITERALLY PLAYING MINETEST while i listen to this LMAO i know its not minecraft but long story short if minecraft was windows minetest would be linux, there
I think of the Greg Giraldo soldier bit eevery time I see desert/dessert. "my balls are really sweaty because it's hot here in in the dessert. 9h yeahm.. don't fuck nobody!"
😄 My ex husband did the threshold bullshit...into the apt we'd been living in for the last year or so...I even asked "Do we have to?" He insisted. Luckily I may be 5'10" but I'm only 135lbs...so his lame ass was able to get me through the door, but not without crackin my fuckin head off it first. Looking back...I think he did it on purpose. 🤷♀️
I don't give a shit about pro sports or the fucking news, but your observation that "at least the people watching sports are following something real, the Red Socks actually did win...." that's a great bit!
What if weed only helps the ppl that really need it, like pain and other medical issues. but the ppl that use it for fun or out of bordem it makes them different
Don’t confuse tourism with immigration. If you visit hell often enough you’re no longer considered a tourist. Because It may be “fun” but if “the wages of sin is death” you’re the fucken roommate! 🥴 Btw love your shows and consider you up there with JP
Bill should really get on the Fullsend podcast, they would fly out to him. It's one of the biggest podcasts, and they have millions of die hard young fans, would expose him to the younger generation that would love his new special
😂 😂 😂 Shoot a duck, go and shoot you a Turkey! Or buy it from a farmer in your area! I know California is not the best habitat for free living Turkey's, or ask Joe Rogan if can give you ten pounds of his deer he shot 😂😂😂 The 12 mooses he has in reserve! 😂 😂 😂
Im gonna be that guy for a second. The black market for cannabis is still booming bill. I think they call it "the grey market" now that its mostly legal-ish lots of places.
"Your diet advice is making me angry" In my experience, you gotta work out and just try to eat healthier. Usually working out has a GREAT effect. But yeah, simply not eating can make anyone angry. Which is why it seems so dumb when women prefer diets over exercising. How is that more appealing?
Man I remember being in my apartment laying on my carpeted living room floor in New Jersey when I was 21 listening to the Monday Morning podcast in 2009. Good times good times.
Big tears..big tears.
It really been that long. My God. I’m only 24
Good times indeed, same 23 in NY apt
I started in 2010...and from my recollection Bill hasn't missed one each week, except for a few weeks ago when he said he went to France and internet was crap where he was...I could be wrong
@@MrBumperson you're that much closer to adult diapers.
I recently saw a YT video of a French grandpa giving his grandson a copy of Mein Kamph for Christmas.
The boys dad grabbed it and said "Wtf is this? Minecraft is what he wanted. It's a video game."
Only 1 man in human history has ever roasted THE ENTIRE CITY OF PHILADELPHIA!! One of the best ever!
Will go down as one of the best & always talked about!! Thank you Billy "Red Ass"!!
And the 76ers were under his radar
Just finally got to see you perform billiam. You are the man. Seeing you live is even better than hearing or watching you.
Good to hear! Im going in a couple of weeks!
“Jesus Christ Bill that’s Scientology” 😂 😂
Billy with sound and everything!!🙌🏻
Yeah, like a big boy or adult
consequences
I love the scientology bit but I know he told that exact story the same way before. It was so close I had to double check this wasn't a reupload of an old podcast😆
That's what old dudes do 😂😂😂
L.Ron Hubbard was asked "Did you get rich as a writer?"
His answer; "If I wanted to be rich, I'd create a religion..."
Burrs podcast makes my week. Thank you for your service
I agree 💯
The wife has a lovely voice, wonderfully juxtaposed from the cacophony that you subject us to weekly. Bring her on more!
she's brainwashing bill with wokism
F@ck em. The occasional touch of femininity is nice and partner dynamics are often funny. I can see if your point though. People suck.
1:24:00
As a fellow drummer, I know how you feel about that Good Times Bad Times groove. It's so exciting when you finally nail it. Now give Fool in the Rain a try, and then The Crunge ;)
I think "Fool In The Rain" is easy, but playing "The Crunge" live is the challenge.
@@LoyalOpposition True, The Crunge is tough to play with a band; definitely takes practice to get that groove to work, and actually come off the stage with the same dynamics Zeppelin did, with JPJ coming in on top of Bonham, then Page coming in with his accented strumming... man what a sweet composition. My band gave it a shot and it sounded good but we just couldn't get it to a consistent enough place to throw it into a live set
As for Fool in the Rain, I always just found it to be such a fun little funky shuffle groove with Bonham's personal sound and feel, and it fits the song beautifully. After some practice though, no it's not too tough either, lol.
I just love that Bill is into drums
why?
@@forddriver8827 Why not?
Billy boy with sound checking in with us!!
It's funny how people clean the sweat but everyone touches the squirt bottle without ever cleaning their hands. Haha
Lol facts I always thought of that too
Working the heavy bag with the gyms communal gloves# Buster Boogermitts
Do you guys remember when he would read mail sent in by people
That's on Mondays
Bill throwing up 45s as warm up Jesus lol
Going to see you Saturday in Montreal! Can’t wait. Welcome to Montreal!
Bill from the UK my man , respect for what you are a comic genius, keep up the good work , keep going and fk da free world, 😎👊💯
Fk the free world? What 🤣
Da*
"Narcissist is so harsh, I just have Main Character Syndrom"
Bill burrrr bagginsssssss
Damn. My drum warm up starts at 250 bpm. Then I climb up from there
As soon as you make home improvements, the tax man comes to charge you more. At least in mass
just woke up, turned on my computer and listened to this Thursday Afternoon (Just Before Friday) Monday Morning Podcast. I mean, what the f**k am I supposed to do in the morning?
Wish you'd find you're way to Victoria BC Canada Bill, love you're content and form of comedy.
Heck yeah!
The batman costume response had me laughing. 😆
Hi Billy the heckler basher 😂😂i just have a theory ok let me see if this is gonna send its kinda long 😂😂👍👍
just checking in on us . cool I'm glad to hear that . How are you doing Bill ?.
I think the threshold thing was a good luck thing!
Great show. Rest in Peace, Pauli
Hey brother Billy the heckler basher😂😂 im a huge fan and i just have a theory ok
Lol ..u said Gay-rodge...I like the way Sherlock Holmes says it on "Elementary"
On the gym bit, joined a gym as a full figured male in my early 40's; didn't realize they had changing rooms...damn
I really don't think pro flutists, especially jazz flutist who gig at the Village Vanguard really aspire to be in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. But good on Jethro Tull though!
Yay Bill! ❤️
You rock Bill love to hear you from Down under Australia
I was hoping for an update on your search for the woman who you ranted out after a show... Please don't leave us hanging over here, maaan.
instead of pod cast this should be called morning rants. lol
Walking on an incline treadmill is a very effective low joint stress exercise. Many professional body builders do it to burn calories. If ppl are doing cardio it's ok to look at the phone. Cardio is boring as fuck.
"The Tom Brady of Helicoptering"
Tony was a junior diving champ and ran track
Mathers speaks about it and his athletes
MINECRAFT
Been playing Minecraft for 10+ years I'm 38 and mom of 6.
I love there are so many ways to play.
We even had a multiplayer world once, and my mom brother nephews played all together with us
God this man! Fuckin love him. So fuckin funny man. Peace and love to ye man. From Ireland 🇮🇪.
Should have left the first 30 seconds muted just to troll people
Bill Burr for president 2024 ‼️‼️
Oh boy, how will Billy manage to reference the 80s today?
I don't care as long as he does
Oh..man...he just talked about Rick Allen while I typed my comment...RA is the schnizzle..met him 3 times...my main man--and Angus Young
So my point is..he has already mentioned the 80s in the first 10min...nice
What’s the difference between the Monday Morning Podcast and the Thursday Afternoon one? On which one does Bill read advice? Which email do we submit advice to
Monday. It's longer.
First saw Bill perform in SF at the height of Chappelle's Show.
Probably my first live comedy experiences. Murdered it
Been waiting on this during work
I dunno about your veggie restaurants there Bill, remember when they stole your glasses. lol
By far the best episode, show be nominated for a woody.
I'm giving it one right now
Killed it tonight Billie
I really have thought bout heckling mormon church gatherings & shit like cultists lol
Dude as a born and raised Bostonian how the Frick have i Knot heard of your UA-cam channel yet.
You're supposed to do cardio before stretching. You get your blood flowing and work those leg muscles a bit so you're less likely to tear or pull a muscle
Nah fuck that i stretch before
That’s the dumbest shit I’ve ever read.
Stretch out before all
1:18:34 min
😂 😂 😂
I bet they heard you (online) and they are screwing right now your connections (screws and bolts)!
😂 😂 😂
Bill what about Lizzo? She literally embodies "one time in band camp..." and made it sexier.
1:39:50 min
God bless your family!
(Keep this Girl Bill. Don't screw it up man)!
She loves you!
Chris rock or one of his writers stole a joke from Leave it to Beaver. “You can’t hit a woman, but you can shake the sh!t out of her” on the show Beaver ask Wally “what if dad starts hitting us and stuff Wally says dad would never hit us and beaver replies well he could shake us real good“ lol
1:40:47 min
😂 😂 😂
Me too!
I am obsessed with one topic and some weeks later another topic grabs my attention!
(the same with woman 😩)
I can't imagine any woman interested in you lolz 😂
Guyana, South America.
Nice to hear actual sound.
YOU EVER REFERENCE THAT GOTTTTT DAMN JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE SONG EVER AGAIN….I WILL FIND YOU😆LMFAOOOOO
Bill burr on minecraft lmfao
Thank you my friend. Massachusetts pal ???
Try dropping the baked potato Billy and upping the meat.
That way you can have endless energy and your shoulder might even heal.
I live in Colorado, and it's still profitable to deal weed illegally if you're a home grower. People do it so they can launder the money and only have profits subject to income tax, but also because there's plenty of people under 21 to go around. Also, I've heard there's lots of strict regulations if you're growing and distributing legally.
8:19 i'm LITERALLY PLAYING MINETEST while i listen to this LMAO
i know its not minecraft but long story short if minecraft was windows minetest would be linux, there
Drop the trailer!!! 💕
steak doesn't slow me down but that potato will. veggies just make me hangry.
Bill, I live in Oxnard California. I can explain the whole cannabis ("weed") situation to you, if you are genuinely interested.
...go on.
1:11:12 Don't even bring up that fucking "ba doo doo doo boop boop"
Billy boy. Weed is weed. Shrooms are Shrooms. Fox isn't CNN are wrong man... 😆 🤣
Rainy like the NEW ENGLAND here in NM DESERT
I think of the Greg Giraldo soldier bit eevery time I see desert/dessert. "my balls are really sweaty because it's hot here in in the dessert. 9h yeahm.. don't fuck nobody!"
😄 My ex husband did the threshold bullshit...into the apt we'd been living in for the last year or so...I even asked "Do we have to?" He insisted.
Luckily I may be 5'10" but I'm only 135lbs...so his lame ass was able to get me through the door, but not without crackin my fuckin head off it first. Looking back...I think he did it on purpose. 🤷♀️
Look at freckles rememberin to un-mute the fuckin microphone there
I didn't know gym rats came in red headed cuts...plowing ahead
Bill, come back to Ireland please!
Ole Billy Agnostic
What movie is this guy taking about? Does anyone know the name?
I don't give a shit about pro sports or the fucking news, but your observation that "at least the people watching sports are following something real, the Red Socks actually did win...." that's a great bit!
Bill “Not as controversial as Rogan” Burr
In what way?
I know where you got your "anywaySSS" thing. Austin Powers 2, Doctor Evils says it (0:49)
Wow, it's actually Thursday Afternoon
Calm down dear..take deep breaths..
Just saw the Montreal show. The opening comedians were hilarious too, but I can’t remember their names….can anyone help me out with that??
Shrums, yes. Bring them on. 51 years on THC and I'm here. I call it "God's Gift to Man" but there is no "PROFITS TO BIG PHARMA"
Bill Burr slowly becoming Dr.Evil
Ole billy blue balls back at it again.
25:35 End of first ads
Ads are the best part!
What if weed only helps the ppl that really need it, like pain and other medical issues. but the ppl that use it for fun or out of bordem it makes them different
HeyBill,
They say the meek will inherent the earth.
Are those the people with the m 47's. Because I haven't heard that Bible verse lately.
"At least what i'm watching is real" tell that to the sacramento kings and tim donaghy.
Don’t confuse tourism with immigration.
If you visit hell often enough you’re no longer considered a tourist.
Because It may be “fun” but if “the wages of sin is death”
you’re the fucken roommate!
🥴
Btw love your shows and consider you up there with JP
JP?
Bill should really get on the Fullsend podcast, they would fly out to him. It's one of the biggest podcasts, and they have millions of die hard young fans, would expose him to the younger generation that would love his new special
I am late to the party, just found out there is no season six for F is for Family............well that sucks.
😂 😂 😂
Shoot a duck, go and shoot you a Turkey!
Or buy it from a farmer in your area!
I know California is not the best habitat for free living Turkey's, or ask Joe Rogan if can give you ten pounds of his deer he shot 😂😂😂
The 12 mooses he has in reserve!
😂 😂 😂
Im gonna be that guy for a second. The black market for cannabis is still booming bill. I think they call it "the grey market" now that its mostly legal-ish lots of places.
I have some questions
Just checking in on you~
Dont let your wife talk again bill lol
You should always warm up before stretching Billy Burrnedhead. Stretching cold muscles is no bueno
"Your diet advice is making me angry" In my experience, you gotta work out and just try to eat healthier. Usually working out has a GREAT effect. But yeah, simply not eating can make anyone angry. Which is why it seems so dumb when women prefer diets over exercising. How is that more appealing?