This video made me feel glad rob is still here... I'm starting to think that if he did in fact sell GD to ANYONE the community would miss him. he was an old man but acted like a child and always kept the GD community laughing (and giving sikky content) he was always so full of funny jokes and lots of people take a dev that actively communicates with the community for granted
If ponos bought gd, half the icons would be cats, we would have to roll for icons from limited banners using the mana orbs and diamonds, and you can do missions to get in-game battle cats rewards like almost every other ponos game
EA DASH 0:13 lootboxes 0:24 Why? ad Stereo madness why die? 0:34 4.99 Dollars? 0:47 how the shop 100.000 orbs 1:03 how Search Lock 29.99 Dollars why 1:18 levels? 4.99 Dollars how Extreme demon cataclysm 1:29 9.99 Dollars? 1:48 how ohio ad? 2:00 is loud ad booldbath 5 Minutes? 2:27 create gd Plus pro is 99.99 Dollars se bad -_-
Robtop: Hey! I thought It was my game! EA:huh I thought your friend sent 2 billion dollars Robtop:😡 (at Friend) Friend:you said to send him 2 billion dollars! Robtop:I said send it to my bank account! Friend:oh
If there are paid lootboxes, there are a lot of Belgian players, most of lootboxes are sold in Belgium My Minecraft server be like (it's one of the most P2W server)
As a EA player. i dont think there would be ads. fr tho your on steam, and steam doesnt do ads in game. and ads are only are on phone. but im just saying. just putting it out there. but ya EA does do a LOT of: you need to buy to play.
pls join guys discord.com/invite/bms85qxv7c
Ok!
instructions unclear,ea told me to pay
2:39 Quit the game for only 75$ per minute!!
Lol
Quit the game for only $1,000,000 per second!!!!!!!1!!!
The player:
*commits suicide*
Click off any tab owned by EA 20$ each time!
Click off geometry dash, shut down pc, restart, and ALT + F4 for 999,999,999,999 per second!
If EA Sports bought Geometry Dash, I would quit.
Me too...
Yeah I agree
True
I noticed that why does your trailer has almost 500 and not 2K
same here!
1:24 MINECRAFT END POEMMMMMMMMM
Wow
Robtop: *Exists*
EA: Wait, you don't need in-app purchases or ads to make money!?!
Robtop: *Never did.* 🔫
Subzero, World, Lite and Meltdown : 🗿
@@SnorkerSJPJBAFr lol
@@SnorkerSJPJBA that's becuase they are free, the main game isn't that's why there's no ads
@@MWK7_99 it’s still owned by robtop.
@@BACONBLOX07-j6q I know that... what are trying to say?
1:42 as they say, ads are usually based on your search history 👀
1:38 that cake looks tasty
@alimicious
Search in Google Geometry Dash cakes
0:09 Juniper
this is a very high quality video. underrated
I appreciate that!
@@vee26. keep making more vids like this and you'll go far as a gd content creator. remember me when you get 100K :)
Imagine only being able to click five times and then having to pay $20 for only 10 more clicks...
If EA owned this game, I would travel to Sweden and start a protest for Robtop to take GD back.
0:27 Music name?
1:11 "where's mom's credit card?"
No, don't do that
Geometry cash
Lol
Yos
You're spitting facts
😂😂😂😂😂
I'm so thankful that EA doesn't own GD😭
But still owned pvz which we don't like it
You must pay $149.99 to exit out of the game.
or 50$ every time you click off the tab (unless the tab you clicked on was owned by EA)
this video was sponsored by moms credit card
imagine if you could get 1 creator point for 100$ 😭
twitter verification badge 2.0 lmao
EA SPORTS its in the game
🔥
We Need Dash Acadamy Battle Passes ASAP
Kai Nezmer my GOAT 🔥💯
It feels like this video was made in 2017 but uploaded now
Because it feels less like “content” to make money and more like a video for fun
this video is actually hilarious wtf 😭
in an ironic way or like actually
Inaccurate. What would actually happen is you'd have to pay $1,000 to open main levels.
That is an amazing video, nice job, keep up the good work bro
This video made me feel glad rob is still here... I'm starting to think that if he did in fact sell GD to ANYONE the community would miss him. he was an old man but acted like a child and always kept the GD community laughing (and giving sikky content) he was always so full of funny jokes and lots of people take a dev that actively communicates with the community for granted
Good video, how did you do this?
editing haha
@@vee26.Could you make a tutorial how you edited that?
"wheres moms credit card?" fr though 😭
0:08
Item shop when?
App you opened Geometry Dash on: Steam
The app: OWNED BY EA
Missed opportunity to add a paywall for quitting the game
They should add Geometry Bucks to the game
Real
@@AcidyGD NEVER
If ponos bought gd, half the icons would be cats, we would have to roll for icons from limited banners using the mana orbs and diamonds, and you can do missions to get in-game battle cats rewards like almost every other ponos game
EA DASH 0:13 lootboxes 0:24 Why? ad Stereo madness why die? 0:34 4.99 Dollars? 0:47 how the shop 100.000 orbs 1:03 how Search Lock 29.99 Dollars why 1:18 levels? 4.99 Dollars how Extreme demon cataclysm 1:29 9.99 Dollars? 1:48 how ohio ad? 2:00 is loud ad booldbath 5 Minutes? 2:27 create gd Plus pro is 99.99 Dollars se bad -_-
It made with mod 0:10
of course it is dumbahh
thought i was watching a really popular youtuber until i realized this guy is just really underrated.
0:31 yea EA thinks that how physics works
BUT THATS NOT HOW PHYSICS WORKS????
Bro your editing is fire 🔥. What editing software do you use?
@@Brrruuuuuh davinci resolve thanks
Robtop is a millionaire for a game with literally NO IN-APP PURCHASES OR ADS
thats bc he has...
GD lite
GD meltdown
GD subzero
GD world
each with ads every time you die, every time you exit a level and every time you pause
I can tell you took inspiration from Chuck Nasty, Nice to see
This deserves more views.
thanks!
The glitches they are working on for 2 years are missing
0:58 BEEZ99
0:10
??
Alternate title: What if geometry dash was free
This kids pretty funny. Remember me when you get famous lil bro.
Im actually 45 years old
@@vee26. 45 and never hit puberty huh?
You are joking. He is actually 13. Fr.
1:36 got me 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Imagine making a level for just $300,000,000
2:34 NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I WOULD NEVER PAY THAT! EA IS EVIL 😢
2:44 So good. A very good video 😊
EA will try to tax you for 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000$ a month
Want to quit? Pay $5.99/Day | In order to use this feature!
Jawrmy
"If Minecraft was free to play" ahh video
A video under a month, cool
are you proud of me mr cino
@@vee26. 👍
Chuck Nasty but GD
Bro knew who I copied 😭🙏
@@vee26. Yeah he has 600k subscribers
thats the same thing i thought at first glance too lol
Wow, you are underrated
Thanks!
Please make a Geode mode like this
Robtop: Hey! I thought It was my game!
EA:huh I thought your friend sent 2 billion dollars
Robtop:😡 (at Friend)
Friend:you said to send him 2 billion dollars!
Robtop:I said send it to my bank account!
Friend:oh
This is such an underrated video lol
The add part is just the spin offs
If there are paid lootboxes, there are a lot of Belgian players, most of lootboxes are sold in Belgium
My Minecraft server be like (it's one of the most P2W server)
Why did this come in my notifications recommed?
Geometry dash if robtop didn't make the game have a base price of 2/5 dollars:
Bro has 4x the playtime of me
Better name for the video: What if RobTob was broke
Nah the ads in the free games make him $10,000,000 a day 🤑
I would quit if this happened
bro got destroyed by EA
In the thumbnail if it said 100 money how did you get past the first jump
1:12 at least a sale
Imagine GD owned by MrBeast
Very Inaccurate, you would have to pay $2500 for Map packs
Imagine if a cologne did a video on this
he did
EA Sports, you gotta pay $10000000000000000
The Chuck Nasty of Geometry Dash.
yessir
This is what 2.3 will probably be
I hope not
What mod is that?
the VIDEO EDITING MOD 🤯
@@vee26.that editing is actually insane, keep it up!
Minecraft end poem at 1:24?
I love Vee26 videos they are so awesome ❤❤
Thanks!!
Geometry on crack be like:💀☠️💀💀
0:02 $2 billion dollars!?
taking notes rn
Bro is McYum if he played Geometry
Don't give RubRub any ideas...
Come get my cakes
hmm kinda reminds me of that one chuck nasty video
PLS PART 2
I won't make a part two on this specific video but I'll try making more content like this.
@@vee26. Thank you so much!
As a EA player. i dont think there would be ads. fr tho your on steam, and steam doesnt do ads in game. and ads are only are on phone. but im just saying. just putting it out there. but ya EA does do a LOT of: you need to buy to play.
Ever heard of inflation
if gd was made free by robtop
If ea greated geomtry dash : $999.99999 for 2.4
bro leaked the 6.9 update
No way i missed this
bro just imagine if your a poor guy 🗿🗿☠️☠️
When EA is unfair.
Abbsoulte would fix it in less than a week
If ea owned gd there wouldn’t be gd
I would destroy everybthing
And also, it just edited and it’s not real!
Want to quit?
pay 100$ so you can quit
moms credit card?
EA no
1:47 wa-