A funny thing that English speakers are not going to notice is that the main character's name is "U Yuman", pronounced uyuman, and "uyu" (우유) means milk in Korean. So your character is called Milkman.
@@ludwigschwarz9393 Follow the recipe is easy, but have your own special ingredient is hard, which is why some of flop despite having higher budget, hotter girl but have bad and illogical story
@@sanzharzaitenov5268 It's not about the west, it's about politicians making up dumb laws, like "Here's some porn, sure, but it's censored for you safety".
dam. look at the graphics on this game! the skin textures on the character models look so detailed, you can see the pores on their skin. and the hair particles look so high they almost look like real hairs. the facial animation also look so real, like how did they rig them with so many facial muscles? the puzzling part is that i’m not even getting any frame drops on my gtx 1030 with all the details at max. man, this game amazes me.
@@someone5050 It is like in japanese, you hardly ever say her or him. its "desu" which is him, her, she, they, we, and translating it witout the context often brings the wrong answer.
I've dated a girl that has an even crazier build than the stellar blade main character. They are so used to looking at ugly women that they don't understand that beautiful people exist
@@ilovepraisingthesun8791 The shocking (I know, not so shocking) thing is that outside mirrors the inside as much as it is the other way around. I have yet to meet a person that has genuine charm and is "bad". True beauty and genuine intentions go hand in hand.
Ming Ming is the cute one, she is humble and not pompous like the manager and, not confusing and rude like Mal Sook. But I hope she builds her confidence and stands tall against her bullies.
@@teh0wnz0r76 "It's Got Electrolytes" just means people jumped on the bandwagon.. and would sooner have us in a dust bowl than admit they are just sheep.
I was just thinking about that, back when I played Katawa Shoujo for hours trying to avoid guides and and taking my time to read and enjoy the scenes... yeah same thing in my head im like which IRL dialogue option gets me in this paraplegics girl's pants, but also wont kill me.
@@Daragh356 My Mental Choices Are Completely Interfering With My School Romantic Comedy!, or Noucome! for the shorthand Japanese title. That *ERABE* haunts me to this day
Actually there are many these types of games released in China since 2023. Ex: Love is All Around，Knowledge, or know Lady，I've Fallen For You!……（￣︶￣）↗ （￣︶￣）↗
There are many these types of games released in China since 2023 actually. Ex: Love is All Around，Knowledge, or know Lady，I've Fallen For You! ……（￣︶￣）↗
Not really, too loud and screechy, too expressive. Personally prefer slavic women here in my country, quiet deep low voice, not expressive, not smiling to much. Not speaking when not asked but still agressive and ready for a fight.
Asmon is neither bad at the games he picks up, nor are they particularly hard. This game specifically (and similar dating sims) forces you to explore different options to be able to progress. You can't focus on one girl you like and finish the game that way.
@@kastenedwards1217 It got some bugs and performance issues, so the usual release hiccups, but overall I think it is a good atmospheric and immersive game.
Sony: “So how much they spent making this game?” Employee: “ Around $40k development and rest on booze” Sony: “F@#$! How long is the return policy on Firewalk Studio?”
@@fernandogimenez7520 Should check them out anyways. Way better than the western slop we get. Everyone is usually really good looking in K-dramas with the infamous wrist grabbing trope that’s always done to be dramatic that would have people here screeching about how that’s abusive lol. Western women and men could maybe learn something positive from them.
Your 4 choices would be Sausage Guy, Slam Pig, TheyThem, and TheOnlyPrettyOneButSheHasMentalIssuesAndTreatsYouBadlyBecauseSheIsAStrongAndIndependantBirthingPersonWhoDon'tNeedNoMan.
The average American woman weighs 170.8 pounds but is only 5'4"... The average Korean woman is 129.5 pounds and is only half-a-cm shorter... source: CDC and Statista
@@0100-d8m Asian women eat tons of carbs (rice and noodles) and therefore they're slim. Western women eat far more fats and proteins (meat, dairy) and therefore they're fat.
This is the funniest sht i'v seen in a looong while. Also - what a high quality game. The acting, locations, actual graphics (by which i mean the lighting, costumes, furniture, the whole interior design etc.) Great production.
My partner and I sat and watched this entire video, I had an accident not going to lie ! I’m old it’s allowed! Anyway we had such a laugh watching this, you are hilarious without effort! And the fact you were doing what your community decided was pure comedy gold! The community are class, they have me and my partner in stitches! I almost choked laughing 😆 Thanks everyone! Pepe you’re a legend (shout out 🤣)
I LOVE how unhinged this game is! It'll be like, "You knocked over the milk!" And then give you the options of 'clean it up,' 'leave it,' and then like 'do a barrel roll,' and like 'shit in the corner.' Like it goes from 1 to 100 real quick. Edit: And then somehow the 'shit in the corner' answer is the one that makes things the best. Like, this game is actually fucking great.
Ngl on one hand I really wanna buy it to see all the options on the other I hate second hand embarrassment so imma be cringing hella hard with some of these choices 😂
NGL I can't stand most streamers but this is solid entertainment. No begging for subs or simps throwing money at someone sitting on a $2500 chair in multi-million dollar house. Just a simp sitting on a $50 chair in a horror movie attic making more money than most of them.
Some people tune into Asmon for the social commentary, others for critiques of MMOs, ARPGs and Soul's Likes...me, I am here for his journey into deviance. 🤪
I got loaned this game on Steam because I refused to buy it, but still played through the first few chapters without even realising you could somehow fail at progressing 😂
This game changed my Wife.
😅 Top Comment Right there...
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Huh?
Same dude, just ordered a new Korean waifu for myself for Christmas, hoping she arrives on time!
This game ends your life😂
They kept complaining about video game girls not being realistic so they used real girls in their video game. CHECKMATE!
Video games must be art now, roll in your grave, Roger Ebert.
300 IQ play
That's when they move the goalpost to "not literally every woman looks like that"
VS American Slop
@@Sedona_FD3S like the cafeteria lady xD slop on special Tuesdays
A funny thing that English speakers are not going to notice is that the main character's name is "U Yuman", pronounced uyuman, and "uyu" (우유) means milk in Korean.
So your character is called Milkman.
Thats hilarious af, thanks for the info.
Ahaha!
Asmondgold: “I am the Milkman. My milk is delicious.”
😮😲🙄
PEAK
According to charts this game is having larger playerbase than Concord, Dustborn and Unknown 9 put together.
To be fair, only gaming journos would be surprised with that data lol.
@@batteriesnotincluded4734 That's true too
i'm a chick and i'm playing this game. Ming ming
Not that hard to get 10 players.
@@CapriciousKitty everyone is welcome in the gooning sphere, bruv.
I want this game to be shown to everyone who complained about Stellar Blade having a impossible beautiful woman
They will say korea isn't real, then go on about USA is the only country in the world and the rest is just misinformation from CIA
This game was essentially a “Oh so you think real women can’t be hot? F you” moment to western games.
They get hotter when they get preggo by "yourself" (not Chad and Tyrone).
But getting there IRL is the hard part. 😂
eve is literally copy pasted from human figure
south korea is the HQ for plastic surgery btw
turned out pretty well for something filmed, edited and translated only using one hand
Poor guy, he only had one hand and the other was long gone...
Choking chickens
*Got us in the first half*
Hahahahahah
I'm female and I LOL'd at this :D
Asmon sees a clean room.
*IMMERSION BROKEN*
😭
I think it's impossible for him to be inmersed, few characters are bald , and even fewer have rooms like that
Lmao
The korean devs sole handedly saving the gaming industry 😂
The devs were so dedicated they even played through the game using one hand to make sure it was a high-quality experience.
Seoul*
This genre was actually made popular by a Chinese game "Love Is All Around" released last year, and then a bunch of games follow the recipe.
@@ludwigschwarz9393 Follow the recipe is easy, but have your own special ingredient is hard, which is why some of flop despite having higher budget, hotter girl but have bad and illogical story
KR Devs are cooking.
if this was American it would be 5 blue haired cows, 2 bearded ladies and 1 screaming banshee.
Correction, 8 screaming banshees.
Not Ban-shees. Ban-thems
🤣🤣🤣🤣
damn, americans can't catch a break it seems
What the fck man hahahahahahah
😂😂😂
These Unreal 5 graphics getting really realistic
Those graphics got me feeling unwise
Wait is it not real/
Umm.......anyone else wanna tell him?😅
Yeah new rtx now worth it
I'm still so confused. Is this real or not? Lol
Love how Asian devs just don't give a fk about western woke agendas. This is like a giant middle finger in the face of IGN/SBI.
They never did, pretty much why anime has been censored in international releases.
@@agunemon but japan have censore in hentai and china doesnt allow blood and cigarettes in media
I mean, this game basically features the Korean equivalent of streamers like Amouranth, so it's understandable why it's "allowed" to exist.
@@sanzharzaitenov5268 It's not about the west, it's about politicians making up dumb laws, like "Here's some porn, sure, but it's censored for you safety".
Cuz asians are based? And actually have a culture that isn't like the west
I have never watched Asmon play a game for an hour and 42 minutes.
But there were just a couple of things in this game that kept me watching. 😂
*a couple pair of things 😛
These types of games used to be popular in the 90s and early 2000s. Now it's back.
Ikr.
They used to be 2d girls, right ?? Hahaha now we got better immersion 😂😂
@@jwg0814nope they were real too. Look up FMV games
This is off the back of "Elon wants to buy MSNBC" so it's hard to take any of you seriously.
Leisure suit larry
Asmon: Acts like an idiot in a Korean game.
Steam: Johnny Somali achievement unlocked.
😂
Discomfort Man Unlocked
Asmon struggling to be a normal human doing normal things 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣bro i can't 😂😂😂😂😂
dam. look at the graphics on this game!
the skin textures on the character models look so detailed, you can see the pores on their skin. and the hair particles look so high they almost look like real hairs.
the facial animation also look so real, like how did they rig them with so many facial muscles?
the puzzling part is that i’m not even getting any frame drops on my gtx 1030 with all the details at max.
man, this game amazes me.
for sure 🗣️
Lemme tell you why, Becuase they are real humans.
@@JT1_2010I guess sarcasm isn't in your vocabulary
"Drop pants"
"Kiss him"
Are always the right answer
I just found out google translate always translates the korean word "her" to "him".
@@someone5050 It is like in japanese, you hardly ever say her or him. its "desu" which is him, her, she, they, we, and translating it witout the context often brings the wrong answer.
>UNZIPS PANTS
I am now prepared for my interview
I used to get jobs that required me to drop my pants. I know it was impossible, but I wish that relationship worked out long run.
Kinda became annoying after a while
Left: Stellar Blade figure isn't real.
Us: Yeah right...
I've dated a girl that has an even crazier build than the stellar blade main character. They are so used to looking at ugly women that they don't understand that beautiful people exist
@@jonathansoko1085 "B-b-but beauty isn’t on the outside, it’s only on the inside!" 😂
@@ilovepraisingthesun8791 The shocking (I know, not so shocking) thing is that outside mirrors the inside as much as it is the other way around. I have yet to meet a person that has genuine charm and is "bad". True beauty and genuine intentions go hand in hand.
@@ilovepraisingthesun8791 oh believe me I found some beauty inside there as well 🤣
@@ilovepraisingthesun8791idk, it's pretty ugly and messy in there...
Ming Ming is the cute one, she is humble and not pompous like the manager and, not confusing and rude like Mal Sook. But I hope she builds her confidence and stands tall against her bullies.
Mal Sook is a typical of childhood friend. They can banter full of sarcasm. A tsundere type sometimes.
@@TheIdiosyncraticMe-t3u Mal Sook is too manipulative, what kind of childhood friend tries to seduce to not pay rent. She is narcissistic and evil
드디어 제대로된 게임에 관한 댓글을 찾았습니다 😂😂😂😂
I now identify as a lanyard
Lol
This comment's funny even without any context
All of you identify as a devil.... because it looks cool.
@@promethiac2641 lol wat
@@teh0wnz0r76 "It's Got Electrolytes" just means people jumped on the bandwagon.. and would sooner have us in a dust bowl than admit they are just sheep.
if i came home and my son was living in my house with 5 asian women..
I really cant think of a moment that would make a father more proud
In real life, it would mean they are ripping him off and mooching off his money lol.
@@deusexh7751 mutt's law
@@deusexh7751 of course not😂
@@eufrosniad994 lmao yeah you’re probably spot on with that
So long as they were paying.
0:23 Asmon not thinking with his head looking at his hands to remember left and right made me lose it laughing out loud 😂😂😂
He is only Yuman.
Don't put the blame on me
After all...
Funny thing is... in the game main guy's name is U. Yuman. In korean "uyu" means "milk", so you play as a "Milkman".
I got a skeleton in me.
This game has ruined me. Whenever I do something, this game decision music will pop up in my head and I have these weird decisions to choose from.
👇👖👌works every time
I was just thinking about that, back when I played Katawa Shoujo for hours trying to avoid guides and and taking my time to read and enjoy the scenes... yeah same thing in my head im like which IRL dialogue option gets me in this paraplegics girl's pants, but also wont kill me.
There's an anime about this 😂
@@Daragh356Erabe!
@@Daragh356 My Mental Choices Are Completely Interfering With My School Romantic Comedy!, or Noucome! for the shorthand Japanese title. That *ERABE* haunts me to this day
This is a lot funnier when you remember Zack's dad watches his streams.
Holy...!! C_C'
Devs know EXACTLY what this game is really about and played every note perfectly 10/10
Actually there are many these types of games released in China since 2023. Ex: Love is All Around，Knowledge, or know Lady，I've Fallen For You!……（￣︶￣）↗ （￣︶￣）↗
@@xiaomingjohn8761 Do those games have similar assets as this one?
@@balzinderchhabra8804 Yes. Actually this korean one is a product who imitated those games.
@@xiaomingjohn8761
Doki Doki Literature Club: hold my beer
@@xiaomingjohn8761boring, not the first of these games and another thing y’all stole. Lol
This game like a fresh cup of water in desert
its more like video in clips,than a game
fresh cup of milk
@@kaimojepasltbad take, that doesn’t mean it ain’t a game
@@david_ce how does it count as game, when all you do is click a choice , maybe 20 times in 2hours "gameplay" aka video playback.
@@kaimojepaslt visual novel
I live in Korea, this is definitely everyday life here
Pause the Game Awards, this is the real GOTY
There are many these types of games released in China since 2023 actually. Ex: Love is All Around，Knowledge, or know Lady，I've Fallen For You! ……（￣︶￣）↗
This game is giving me a staff harder than jingubang
What's the name of this game?
@ according to video description… 5 hearts under 1 roof
I literally nominated this game on steam GOTY
The hot manager girl is called "Dongeuran". Thanks me later.
Thank you, youre a man of culture bro
Thank you. :)
1:05:28 yea her name is literally in the game lol
My respect to you, brother🤝
@@JustinK0so?
This probably one of the best vids Asmon came out with in a while very interactive.
People agreed and thus the sequel playthrough occured! On its way to 1 milion views! XD
As a Korean this is actually some of the funniest content I've seen. Please keep this series!
This one is harder than Elden Ring DLC
That’s because you can only play with one hand.
Maybe its harder than Elden Ring DLC because YOU are HARDER than Elden ring DLC when you’re playing it
better game than the elder ring DLC
@@alvarny77let dude use Zweihandler single handedly
Make me harder than Elden Ring DLC
Seoul: Become Yuman
This is the best comment.
I got a thing for cute Asian girls, said every man alive
me not at all tbh
@@ottoharing7161 he said every "man" alive
u should edit ur comment, delete everything after the comma
Tight
Not really, too loud and screechy, too expressive. Personally prefer slavic women here in my country, quiet deep low voice, not expressive, not smiling to much. Not speaking when not asked but still agressive and ready for a fight.
0:56 "Brightness is in english" 😂😂😂😂 Bro only had boba in his brain
Lmao I read this as he said it and I nearly choked to death
I was about to say the exact same thing before I saw your comment lol
Hahahaha
😂😂
Lol
This game deserves 10/10 for having a diverse female cast. You don’t even see the male MC.
wokekaren: STELLARBLADE WOMAN DONT EXIST
this game every woman:
wokekaren: THEY ARE CGI!!!
@@ayanamirei2You can show to all the Karen's that they are real. For example Gran-Dong's actress has a UA-cam channel called Donggeuran.
Imagine this game set in America. You'll have they/them blue haired men in dresses and makeup instead.
DEI Waifus KEKW
Hahaha 😅
My sexuality changed to Corean after this one.
Oh god no!!!!!!! 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
I dare them to make one and show how miserable the sales are once it's out.
35:00 Girl takes off her shoes to remove her stockings
Asmon: Why did she take off her shoes?
/facepalm
Cant wait for the DLC where you hunt Johnny Somali
omfg hahahhahaaa
Lol that would be cool then the game will sell like hotcakes
@@farv7596 Name it. Where's Johnny.
@@caesarczech7920 lol yeah 😂😂
😂
0:08 "I lost already" is crazy
Asmon is neither bad at the games he picks up, nor are they particularly hard. This game specifically (and similar dating sims) forces you to explore different options to be able to progress. You can't focus on one girl you like and finish the game that way.
“ you guys want me to speed run the S.A. List “ has to be the funniest thing I’ve ever heard .
😂😂😂😂😂 i died too when he said that
One game to take down Sweet Baby Inc.
I love whenever he talks with Gran, he pays zero attention about what is going on and yeah i feel that
Those stocking scenes unlocked something in me…
Xd underrated comment 🤌
Was it hard?
Hope you had a good time
Give me the timestamp
give me the timestamp
We demand a full playthrough
In 3 years time, this type of game could be all AI generated with unlimited dialogue options
He played this longer than Stalker 2, let that sink in.
learning CURVES you see 😂😂😂
Stalker had too many anomalies, this game only generates one potential anomaly and it's an anomaly you know how to handle. 😎
Is stalker 2 a bad game ?
@@kastenedwards1217 It got some bugs and performance issues, so the usual release hiccups, but overall I think it is a good atmospheric and immersive game.
Stalker 2 is trash
This game changed the bone density in my wrist .
Carpal tunnel syndrome too
I bought this game and platinumed it in two fucking days,
.
.
.
A Korean dating sim will forever be the first fucking game Ive ever platinumed 😂
Sony: “So how much they spent making this game?”
Employee: “ Around $40k development and rest on booze”
Sony: “F@#$! How long is the return policy on Firewalk Studio?”
I'm only 2 minutes into this video, and suddenly I'm ready to pack my bags and live this Korean drama (or any country) IRL
AGREE 😏👍👍
🤣🤣🤣🤣😁😁
Bro, I´m gonna start watching K-Drama
@@fernandogimenez7520 Should check them out anyways. Way better than the western slop we get. Everyone is usually really good looking in K-dramas with the infamous wrist grabbing trope that’s always done to be dramatic that would have people here screeching about how that’s abusive lol. Western women and men could maybe learn something positive from them.
You won’t meet anyone like them tho 😂
Why @@BummjunJoe
this has to be a 10/10 rated in IGN.
Asian women are the best in femininity Earth has to offer.
This game is going to see a spike in sales lol
What’s it called?
@spectrophotography 5 hearts under one roof
😂 yea I cant believe i get to live long enough to see this type of game re surface, dnd nerds of the 80's unite!!!
@@FRANK45CASTLE i'm gonna buy it, They are saving the gaming industry 🙌🏻
This self report is priceless. Truly entertaining. Thank you.
This might be the first time I buy a game because of asmongold
same
Literally same 💀 Just bought the game right now. This shit is hilarious
Why don't you try it out NOW!? (I know I will 😉)
You can drop your pants and scare away one of the main characters immediately.
A true RPG 🙏
🤣🤣🤣
Better choice options than Starfield and Veilguard combined.
I never knew this was the content I wanted from you, but now I do.
Just imagine what this would be like if Sweet Baby Inc got involved with the development of this game?
All the characters would be the sausage guy variants
Idk might be kinda funny if every choice was "Kiss him" and "Take sausage" 🤣🤣
Sausage guy is actually pretty likeable lol. He is a parody of the Japanese Long Long man from the gum ads.
Your 4 choices would be Sausage Guy, Slam Pig, TheyThem, and TheOnlyPrettyOneButSheHasMentalIssuesAndTreatsYouBadlyBecauseSheIsAStrongAndIndependantBirthingPersonWhoDon'tNeedNoMan.
Sits down, “we’re non-binary”
18:52 best part
Facts
18:09 is top notch
The illusion of having a choice... But took it long enough to realize that simping is the mechanics
1:09, you can see the exact moment when Asmon lost his concentration.
They should add hardcore difficulty called realistic no matter what you do she gets mad
everyone gets mad and the game ends at chapter one
Wife of 10 years mode
In the end the winning move was not to play at all
but go get your belt
jk
Well... you've had a few girlfriends, nice lol. 😆
@@GamerStephanie He could always use another one
By far the most hilarious video Asmondgold has done in a long time. You chose wife Asmon. You chose Wife!!!!
7/10. girls are not realistic
IGN 1/10 lacks diversity, promotes harmful stereotypes.
Surgery
That still a good rating
😂😂😂😂
Yeah the girls should be 5/10 for this to be even remotely realistic. Or did I accidentally pick the 🌈 choices.
The average American woman weighs 170.8 pounds but is only 5'4"... The average Korean woman is 129.5 pounds and is only half-a-cm shorter...
source: CDC and Statista
170 pounds wtf
@@_MMWWMM_ yup, and for our european friends which might read this, that's over 77 kilos.
@@Dk2522-c1k
When journalists say video game women are unrealistic, they mean that the characters follow a diet.
@@0100-d8m Asian women eat tons of carbs (rice and noodles) and therefore they're slim. Western women eat far more fats and proteins (meat, dairy) and therefore they're fat.
Meanwhile, in our west world we enjoy the beauties of Dragon Age Veilguard
This is the funniest sht i'v seen in a looong while. Also - what a high quality game. The acting, locations, actual graphics (by which i mean the lighting, costumes, furniture, the whole interior design etc.) Great production.
Reminds me of the room.
Graphics are fire in this game holy.
imagine when we get real engine 2
its not graphics it's real actors/actresses.
They were joking @@Calamoroki
whats a joke? is that like a r/funnymeme post? @druid4243
@@Calamorokir/whoosh
Bro even forgot left from right 💀💀💀💀
I guess Stalker was too difficult xD
LOL
Fr 😂
Nah it's just full of anomalies 😉
Bloodsucker got him good
I'm dying! 🤣🤣🤣
Damn, that new Stellar Blade DLC looks neat.
He’s gonna finish the game tomorrow guys rejoice 🎉
57:01 to 57:03
Yeah i imagine alot of people did too
1:42:31
1:42:52
Crazy how westerners think these girls’ bodies are unattainable while i see it everywhere I walked in Asia
Plastic surgery :
Only if you're willing to fund their surgeries.
I'm asian and yes I seen most of girl like this that's depend on the area too if you live in some famous city
@@CrimsonMey nah not all. there are lots of young girls look llike these ones and are natural.
Dude, in my city, girls are flat as a chessboard
My partner and I sat and watched this entire video, I had an accident not going to lie ! I’m old it’s allowed!
Anyway we had such a laugh watching this, you are hilarious without effort!
And the fact you were doing what your community decided was pure comedy gold!
The community are class, they have me and my partner in stitches! I almost choked laughing 😆
Thanks everyone! Pepe you’re a legend (shout out 🤣)
I LOVE how unhinged this game is! It'll be like, "You knocked over the milk!" And then give you the options of 'clean it up,' 'leave it,' and then like 'do a barrel roll,' and like 'shit in the corner.'
Like it goes from 1 to 100 real quick.
Edit: And then somehow the 'shit in the corner' answer is the one that makes things the best. Like, this game is actually fucking great.
Ngl on one hand I really wanna buy it to see all the options on the other I hate second hand embarrassment so imma be cringing hella hard with some of these choices 😂
@@yoshaanimation3192 Buy it. At least this is the good kind of second hand embarrassment, unlike the kind of Veilguard.
Asmon trying his best to answer every question + him getting every single question wrong = *chef's kiss*
I luv to see u this stressed out playin a game. Bro ure sweatin! Luv it!!! Gimme more a dis!!!
This is just interactive Corn at this point, and im all about it.
Bring me the next ''game''.
This is literally anime in real life
ah yes, finally a realistic game that can run on integrated graphics
We got 2025 GOTY before GTA6
45:19 Best Part 😏
Thanks
My man the video is out since 5 min 😅
The whole thing is so ridiculous
bro the video was uploaded 1 min before you left your comment. how did you found her personality so damn fast?
The video hasn't even been out for 30 minutes
I'd like to see Matt Walsh play this too, as both your " pretend to take this seriously " approach to such things is brilliant 😂
NGL I can't stand most streamers but this is solid entertainment. No begging for subs or simps throwing money at someone sitting on a $2500 chair in multi-million dollar house. Just a simp sitting on a $50 chair in a horror movie attic making more money than most of them.
Dude I am unapologetically down BAD for the boss lady. Good LOOOORD
Literally the best one, the rest are children compared to her.
Not even King Arthur could pull me out
@@AnotherViewBot bro !
This is legendary, you've got me reeling
Gran
@@Aquana01 good sir, would you happen to know the name of this lady? Strictly for research purposes
that was so good when he says"it's his mom" and then opens the door and he called it completely almost word for word
This game taught me to be ambidextrous. I am now a master of dual wielding.
Master Skywanker
Some people tune into Asmon for the social commentary, others for critiques of MMOs, ARPGs and Soul's Likes...me, I am here for his journey into deviance. 🤪
Use more real words please.
Redo Ming-ming schedule.. choose practice singing.. don't take pictures fot the stalker..
Also no pizza for gran give her chicken..
Just some tips
Manager Gran is Donggeuran,, she has her own youtube channel too. 2's G's not 1
Getting that name is most impressive. you honor us all!
thx brother ur the champ
@치미쿠마 I know my dude, love her stream on sooplive
You sir are a true hero.
역시 동그란이 짜세지 ㅋㅋㅋ 근데 우리나라 애들은 다른애들 더 빠는듯 신기
I WANT TO BE A PINK LANYARD BETWEEN MY TWO BEST FRIENDS!
Amen 🙏
“I don’t know what to expect. I know what to hope for, though.” -Wisest thing ever said by Asmongold
This is one of the funniest playthroughs of a game I've seen since Vampire Survivor, this is incredible lmao
DEI: "We need more women in games!"
This studio: "Aight bet, we even make it REAL"
And you can even see that they are real, for example Gran-Dong's actress has a UA-cam channel called Donggeuran.
When studio bought actors instead graphics card.....
I got loaned this game on Steam because I refused to buy it, but still played through the first few chapters without even realising you could somehow fail at progressing 😂