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  • Опубліковано 27 вер 2024

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  • @zacharywash5156
    @zacharywash5156 4 роки тому +10586

    It’s been 7 years. I wonder if Michael has inhaled my brain molecules yet

    • @hoopadacoopada9569
      @hoopadacoopada9569 4 роки тому +70

      Zachary Wash same

    • @meetvadim9453
      @meetvadim9453 4 роки тому +127

      @@sylv512 stfu your ruining a perfectly good joke

    • @wesleywallen9366
      @wesleywallen9366 4 роки тому +131

      He’s dodged most of them.

    • @ceddyd
      @ceddyd 4 роки тому +96

      Gotta wait 3 more years for it to mix up completely mate.

    • @frankpower97
      @frankpower97 4 роки тому +32

      3 more years to be sure

  • @Dougal-Mcguire
    @Dougal-Mcguire 3 роки тому +6907

    "take a deep breath, because our air is crowded with history" - that, my friend, was beautiful

    • @sugarbee6151
      @sugarbee6151 3 роки тому +24

      UNDERRATED COMMENT!!! :0

    • @soupboi2364
      @soupboi2364 3 роки тому +45

      @@sugarbee6151 Well it’s because he posted a week ago

    • @morethanjustrandom
      @morethanjustrandom 3 роки тому +2

      legendary

    • @alexw.1361
      @alexw.1361 3 роки тому +13

      @@PietriGuitars this is something I never saw my self considering today. Thank you.

    • @idontcare7961
      @idontcare7961 3 роки тому +5

      "Take a deep breath while im brainwashing you with my deceiving content full of lies" - vsauce.

  • @Lol-fo2zq
    @Lol-fo2zq 4 роки тому +5671

    8:43
    Hitler hears that the Soviets are in Berlin 1945, cololorized

    • @eukaryoticribosome7867
      @eukaryoticribosome7867 4 роки тому +222

      You deserve at least 10k likes bro

    • @Max-vf9en
      @Max-vf9en 4 роки тому +106

      HHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @kingofgranges
      @kingofgranges 4 роки тому +128

      One of the best comments I've ever seen, well-deserved like

    • @james10739
      @james10739 4 роки тому +16

      I think I was thinking of that clip when he was going on about that

    • @CerealExperimentsMizuki
      @CerealExperimentsMizuki 4 роки тому +7

      I would pay to watch him say that.

  • @Kinosei30
    @Kinosei30 Рік тому +632

    So, now that precisely 10 years have passed since this video, I can be sure I have inhaled at least one air particle from Michael from when he was recording this video. Nice.

    • @nickmilano2516
      @nickmilano2516 Рік тому +3

      GIVE ME MY BITS

    • @BGTech1
      @BGTech1 11 місяців тому +1

      Science is so cool

    • @likefrim
      @likefrim 5 місяців тому +1

      a lot more

    • @PeterKudelin
      @PeterKudelin 5 місяців тому +1

      that is actually mindblowing

  • @Ignirium
    @Ignirium 5 років тому +5297

    So that's why Micheal's so smart, he's absorbing our brains.

    • @ondrazposukie
      @ondrazposukie 4 роки тому +23

      he is not smart, he just makes videos... talking about science doesn't make you smart

    • @Ignirium
      @Ignirium 4 роки тому +175

      @@ondrazposukie What does make a person smart or more knowledgeable about something in your view?
      Will we discuss the difference between knowledge and wisdom, or the consensus that we can't reach 100% truth about anything from the perspective of hard solipsism, our senses or fractals/chaos theory?
      Communicating what you have learned sounds like a good first indication of wisdom, since all we have is reasonable approximations to develop our knowledge upon.

    • @ondrazposukie
      @ondrazposukie 4 роки тому +28

      @@Ignirium Well we don't know whether he is smart or not, as we don't know him. We can only say he has smart enough to make videos like this.
      There is a bias that people that talk about science, preferably rocket science or theoretical physics, most be smarter than porn actors, drivers and manual workers. That's not true, they only know different things. It's just some things are traditionally connected with smartness and some with dumbness. Notice how UA-camrs are usually considered unintelligent but when they start talking science, they are suddenly intelligent, though still the same person. If you define smartness as the amount of information retained, you must not count what was just selectively obtained for the video.

    • @user-uq1fq6gs3i
      @user-uq1fq6gs3i 4 роки тому +65

      Ondřej Vitík // Talking about science does make you smart. Just incase you don’t know. You learn more if you are teaching than you do by listening. If you happened to learn something from listening to this video then I can guarantee that he learned something by teaching it.
      Also to say he isn’t smart is a stupid assumption seeing has he has two bachelors degrees. One in a scientific subject and one in English literature. That makes him very intelligent and his iq is estimated to be 130iq.
      You have no idea what you are talking about

    • @Ignirium
      @Ignirium 4 роки тому +14

      @@ondrazposukie Micheal is incredibly smart if you compare him to a lifeform that isn't human, like ant or something. In that perspective he is many many times smarter than what you are comparing him to. What are you comparing him to, He's way smarter than me :)
      Maybe he doesn't dress smart lol, but who needs to.
      Why do you point out the fact that he makes videos as if that lends weight to or creates an argument against his life's experience? What's making videos got to do with "smartness" or knowledge?

  • @Ggirl-zu5fd
    @Ggirl-zu5fd 7 років тому +4206

    Vsauce as president:
    "Thanks for voting for me, it's an honor, or is it?"
    *cues detective music

  • @Gadget622
    @Gadget622 8 років тому +33858

    I vote that Vsauce should replace school.

    • @edgygigas
      @edgygigas 8 років тому +699

      +Gadget622 vsauce should replace everything

    • @edgygigas
      @edgygigas 8 років тому +409

      Random Burglar yes :)

    • @alexcutionman4569
      @alexcutionman4569 8 років тому +104

      I do to!!!!!

    • @matozka1083
      @matozka1083 8 років тому +42

      lol

    • @nightlightabcd
      @nightlightabcd 8 років тому +309

      +Victoria Z - That's because your teachers taught you the basics of language and the basic principles of science for you to grasp what he is talking about.

  • @mdavis7298
    @mdavis7298 Рік тому +2035

    It's been 10 years to the day since this video was uploaded! Everyone take a deep breath of Michael Steven's brain-air!

    • @jayme3181
      @jayme3181 Рік тому +28

      I fart brain fuel.

    • @manavshah8335
      @manavshah8335 Рік тому

      @@jayme3181 nah you fart my breath cos i would take a deep sniff of that

    • @audyo14
      @audyo14 Рік тому +15

      Thats crazy bro

    • @Dragon-Slay3r
      @Dragon-Slay3r Рік тому +3

      ​@@jayme3181 is that so we can use a straw?

    • @Dragon-Slay3r
      @Dragon-Slay3r Рік тому

      ​@@audyo14 elf penis? What happened to the sea cucumber? 😭

  • @SuperIsaiah
    @SuperIsaiah 6 років тому +1059

    wait soooo... love is in the air??

    • @lorinczadrienjeno4839
      @lorinczadrienjeno4839 5 років тому +8

      I get it lol

    • @AndrewShepherdLEGO
      @AndrewShepherdLEGO 5 років тому +4

      Good ooooonnneeee

    • @silvertheelf
      @silvertheelf 5 років тому +5

      No, fear is everywhere... because most things are unknown and according to H.P.Lovecraft the fear of the unknown is the strongest emotion of mankind. But that is mostly speculation... or is it because according to... (entire Vsauce video on emotions)

    • @ryanrama3777
      @ryanrama3777 5 років тому +2

      Daft punk superheroes LOVE IS IN THE AIR

    • @bonstantinbiencke
      @bonstantinbiencke 5 років тому +2

      Or... is it?

  • @MrBLARG85
    @MrBLARG85 6 років тому +692

    5 more years to go before I inhale Micheal's brain dust.

  • @PoisonedRedBerry
    @PoisonedRedBerry Рік тому +210

    It's been 10 years since this video was released and I'm just sitting here enjoy some Vsauce flavored air particles

    • @griffencake8072
      @griffencake8072 Рік тому +3

      Same bro

    • @advaysatardekar8537
      @advaysatardekar8537 Рік тому +7

      But he has been existing before this video, so you have been breathing his brain for a long time now.

    • @PoisonedRedBerry
      @PoisonedRedBerry Рік тому +12

      @@advaysatardekar8537 Oh yes, this certainly isn't my first taste of Vsauce brain! but this one was a rare vintage to be sure!

    • @advaysatardekar8537
      @advaysatardekar8537 Рік тому +3

      @@PoisonedRedBerry Oh yeah, did you like my brain?

    • @inbsp
      @inbsp 9 місяців тому +3

      Thanks for your molecules aswell

  • @Hexra_
    @Hexra_ 4 роки тому +340

    1:29
    "Sucking is not attractive"
    Alright stop talking about me, lets keep talking about atmosphere

    • @guyweiss4714
      @guyweiss4714 4 роки тому +1

      Lol

    • @mityakiselev
      @mityakiselev 4 роки тому +5

      let me show you how sucking can be attractive gachiHYPER

    • @stevegaming2006
      @stevegaming2006 4 роки тому

      @@mityakiselev ah a fellow moxxer I see? 5Head

    • @Mimikz
      @Mimikz 4 роки тому +2

      Sucking 😳

    • @seanjaw5268
      @seanjaw5268 3 роки тому

      @@stevegaming2006 indeed, kekw

  • @kartokles
    @kartokles 3 роки тому +482

    Well, 3 more years til I breathe Michael's brain air.

    • @kartokles
      @kartokles 3 роки тому +1

      @Sebbie 9:37
      reverse the roles, look at the upload date.

    • @rovercat1067
      @rovercat1067 2 роки тому

      Anyone can cook 🤸🏻🥣

  • @chargle
    @chargle 4 роки тому +574

    "What do you smoke?"
    "George Washington's brain."

  • @tombcruisin
    @tombcruisin Рік тому +8

    I never imagined I'd be sitting here a decade later, watching this again. I wonder where my breath has traveled since then.

  • @catswag878
    @catswag878 4 роки тому +616

    6:08 You know its gonna be a large (or small in this case) number when it starts on the far left

  • @marcusmanzl6755
    @marcusmanzl6755 5 років тому +744

    9:15 lol why does he look so depressed when he mentions “the first time you fell in love” like he was having flashbacks or something.

    • @protistpoop
      @protistpoop 5 років тому +43

      @bradley hall what

    • @federicobinaghi8118
      @federicobinaghi8118 5 років тому +3

      Woah

    • @30zz69
      @30zz69 5 років тому +17

      bradley hall underrated comment

    • @gabe9502
      @gabe9502 5 років тому +19

      bradley hall Did you just spam autocomplete on your phone?

    • @acookie7548
      @acookie7548 5 років тому +4

      i thought that was just his face lmao

  • @mmr201
    @mmr201 5 років тому +368

    Come on Michael, that was a lame excuse to eat the apple.

    • @mymindisdigital
      @mymindisdigital 5 років тому +12

      I think its the best excuse it took a whole video to explain why he ate 2 bites of it

    • @Linneom
      @Linneom 5 років тому +3

      When was the last time u ate one tho?

    • @0_-
      @0_- 5 років тому

      @@Linneom uhhh 10 days ago... Yeah I'm not that healhty

    • @0_-
      @0_- 5 років тому

      Healthy¿¿¿¿

    • @theoddtrashcan7104
      @theoddtrashcan7104 5 років тому

      Can we get 1000 subs with Some videos dude just edit your comment to healthy

  • @ravakahr
    @ravakahr 11 місяців тому +13

    Weird 10 years later this was recommended to me

    • @bee3965
      @bee3965 20 днів тому +1

      Same😊

    • @arrren
      @arrren 6 днів тому

      vsauce is timeless

  • @thomasparker9543
    @thomasparker9543 3 роки тому +819

    This video made me cry. I'm 48 years old and my mom died when I was 4. She was 21 at the time and I literally have nothing physical of hers except the DNA she gave me. But hearing the part about breathing molecules of air that was in my mom's brain when she gave birth to me made me realize that she will always be with me, no matter where life takes me. Thank you, Michael.

    • @cc67-94
      @cc67-94 3 роки тому +34

      My condolences..

    • @Djuncle
      @Djuncle 3 роки тому +20

      Awwwwww.

    • @Da_Swifta
      @Da_Swifta 3 роки тому +78

      That’s incredibly uplifting, and I think it’s a great message to take away from this video. I’m sure during those 4 years that she knew you, you meant the world to her, and she’d be overjoyed to know you still keep her in your heart and thoughts

    • @forsaken696
      @forsaken696 2 роки тому +5

      Huh

    • @rovercat1067
      @rovercat1067 2 роки тому +6

      I’m sorry for you loss.

  • @tillson8686
    @tillson8686 3 роки тому +1789

    Is he saying... I could've breathed in one of Michaels molecules by now? Finally something smart inside of me

    • @lennywhere
      @lennywhere 3 роки тому +5

      @Carlos wtf

    • @lordmada1282
      @lordmada1282 3 роки тому +72

      That's what she said

    • @collenjr2004
      @collenjr2004 3 роки тому +19

      no homo

    • @hmmmmm8716
      @hmmmmm8716 3 роки тому +31

      So I hear you want something smart inside of you?

    • @shadowlord0162
      @shadowlord0162 3 роки тому +19

      when you shove a smartphone up your a.. then you would technically have something smart inside of you

  • @jackfraley9590
    @jackfraley9590 Рік тому +16

    Hey vsauce how are those 10 year old molecules tasting?

  • @imyinc
    @imyinc 7 років тому +333

    *Eats whole onion and breathes out vigorously*

    • @pondererofpointlessdreams5029
      @pondererofpointlessdreams5029 7 років тому +29

      isa chambers Stop that! I'm breathing that air!

    • @sourcandyxxx
      @sourcandyxxx 7 років тому +7

      isa chambers Onions are tasty

    • @0w0lord30
      @0w0lord30 7 років тому +4

      isa chambers Goddamnit why does it stink of onion in here!

    • @discordant8543
      @discordant8543 7 років тому +7

      isa chambers YOU FUCKER (ง'̀-'́)ง

    • @Cheasle2
      @Cheasle2 7 років тому

      isa chambers yee

  • @rubenvelasquez1134
    @rubenvelasquez1134 4 роки тому +254

    7 years later and vsauce is still making me think about life.

  • @mattjones5105
    @mattjones5105 3 місяці тому +2

    Vsauce is how I found my special interests over a decade ago, before I learned I was autistic just 2 years or so ago. I love space and science and learning about the physical world around me. In the age of information, so many people, that I've been surrounded by at least, are so ignorant of the way things work.

  • @B3Band
    @B3Band 9 років тому +1409

    1:29 He's lying, ladies.

  • @TheSaltyDogg
    @TheSaltyDogg 7 років тому +2064

    “Sucking is not attractive”...these comments should be good

  • @krishnasaraf2137
    @krishnasaraf2137 4 роки тому +623

    "humans are itsy bitsy dots, walking through a skinny sky"
    -Vsauce

    • @macanaeh
      @macanaeh 4 роки тому +18

      "Skinny sky" sounds like a good name for a musical album and extended "Walking through a skinny sky" sounds like a good name for a song
      What genre would it fit best?

    • @krishnasaraf2137
      @krishnasaraf2137 4 роки тому +3

      @@macanaeh maybe soul...?

    • @deadly.desai2
      @deadly.desai2 4 роки тому

      That's what she said.

    • @Vox_Popul1
      @Vox_Popul1 3 роки тому +2

      @@macanaeh definitely psychedelic

    • @taliakellegg5978
      @taliakellegg5978 3 роки тому

      @@macanaeh huuuuumans are itsy bitsy itsy bitsy spiders crawling in a skinny sky uweskitit bithushe jrinndb rheujswne jejeien

  • @Kraklin
    @Kraklin Рік тому +8

    10 years later...

  • @ohareair552
    @ohareair552 4 роки тому +1134

    I just watched the intro with my volume off, but I swear I heard him say “Hey Vsauce, Micheal here”

  • @hamzasaleh8570
    @hamzasaleh8570 4 роки тому +665

    4 years later:
    Oh yeah I can feel some VSAUCE molecules

    • @ThomasTrue
      @ThomasTrue 4 роки тому +17

      4 years later: "Wait a minute, THAT'S where I left my keys!"

    • @keimiyazaki7567
      @keimiyazaki7567 4 роки тому +7

      Only 3 years left for that vsauce air boys

  • @rtg_onefourtwoeightfiveseven
    @rtg_onefourtwoeightfiveseven 9 років тому +1192

    The director said, "Let's make him eat an apple so he looks like even more of a scientist."

    • @Krenshinibon
      @Krenshinibon 9 років тому +16

      You're sure on that scientist part?:(

    • @daveed2589
      @daveed2589 9 років тому +142

      *ding*

    • @Cleverest_Clover
      @Cleverest_Clover 9 років тому +4

      Don't judge him that's the best he could have come up with.

    • @mfdink7128
      @mfdink7128 9 років тому +4

      Alex M. Thank you for being original.

    • @TheIlidius
      @TheIlidius 9 років тому +16

      Alex M. he's just ate the philosophical earth dfuq.

  • @kliiqy5603
    @kliiqy5603 3 роки тому +2275

    when he started talking about breathing he really switched our breathing to manual mode

    • @GreenPB
      @GreenPB 3 роки тому +58

      Yeah, and i hate it

    • @yemmohater2796
      @yemmohater2796 3 роки тому +182

      nope, you did

    • @unfunnydave5485
      @unfunnydave5485 3 роки тому +51

      I am immune to the manual breathing curse

    • @ortherner
      @ortherner 3 роки тому +112

      i didn’t start manually breathing until i saw your comment. Thanks bro.

    • @Random_entity34
      @Random_entity34 3 роки тому +29

      fuck you, ok you did not him.
      a big genuine fuck you. now i have to think about breathing

  • @wyndstryder
    @wyndstryder 7 років тому +261

    Since farts contain CO2, does that mean that that we all breath in all the farts ever farted since our atmosphere was created?
    That's kinda shitty

  • @turb1n3
    @turb1n3 Рік тому +7

    I can't remember exactly when I saw this, but I was talking about a similar subject with some friends today and I remembered this video. It's been about 10 years, so I hope some of the molecules from when I was watching this have made it to you, and vice versa.

  • @aplaguedoctor406
    @aplaguedoctor406 7 років тому +2724

    So each time I breathe in theres a chance I'm breathing in molecules that were inside my crush? #neverlonely

    • @General12th
      @General12th 7 років тому +242

      That's not creepy at all.

    • @xvoperel4342
      @xvoperel4342 7 років тому +8

      Electrickoolaid A lmao

    • @kaidwyer2360
      @kaidwyer2360 7 років тому +66

      Electrickoolaid A This makes me want to cry.

    • @sherrigofdenmark2823
      @sherrigofdenmark2823 7 років тому +200

      I am breathing your sadness. It tastes wonderful.

    • @MrGeorgeFlorcus
      @MrGeorgeFlorcus 7 років тому +74

      It's not just a chance; statistically, it's extremely likely.

  • @Exploshi
    @Exploshi 5 років тому +591

    Vsauce in a nutshell:
    Beginning of video: what if you put a straw into earth??
    End: I will breath in your brain!

  • @ATLphotographer
    @ATLphotographer 3 роки тому +417

    9:39 so what you're saying is you will literally blow our minds within 10 years?

  • @TheOscarGamer_
    @TheOscarGamer_ Рік тому +25

    Spanish users with translated title: ☠️

    • @Timolican
      @Timolican 5 місяців тому

      paja espacial 💀

    • @SqaushToons
      @SqaushToons 5 місяців тому

      ?? Explain

    • @Thefunnyorangemonke
      @Thefunnyorangemonke 5 місяців тому

      What

    • @drane6336
      @drane6336 5 місяців тому

      ​​@@SqaushToons Space straw can be translated like "Paja espacial" wich also can mean "Space masturb*tion" (Sometimes youtube translates english titles to spanish)

    • @michaelbell5702
      @michaelbell5702 5 місяців тому +1

      Please elaborate???

  • @betzee22
    @betzee22 4 роки тому +202

    9:00 every step you make, i‘ll be watching you

    • @ketas
      @ketas 3 роки тому +2

      nsa employee anthem?

    • @yaboianz
      @yaboianz 3 роки тому +1

      i thought the exact same lmfao

  • @tnt-boom
    @tnt-boom Місяць тому +3

    Its been 11 years, i wonder if michael has breathed a scent particle from my fart 11 years ago...

  • @MistaChris
    @MistaChris 8 років тому +671

    "Sucking is not attractive"
    - Vsauce 2013

  • @xylenox6112
    @xylenox6112 6 років тому +390

    I'm not eating my brain.
    I'm breathing my brain.

  • @Verlisify
    @Verlisify Рік тому +1

    Ayy 10 Years.

  • @macandcheese7632
    @macandcheese7632 9 років тому +2840

    Stop talking about breathing. I have to do it manually now.

    • @pedroandrade9500
      @pedroandrade9500 9 років тому +109

      tyler hebert darkness my old friend...

    • @Fiddlesticks86
      @Fiddlesticks86 9 років тому +148

      +tyler hebert I get that too... So annoying...

    • @finthegeek
      @finthegeek 9 років тому +120

      +tyler hebert great now i'm conscious of my breathing and having to pay attention to it as well...god damn it :)

    • @finthegeek
      @finthegeek 9 років тому +13

      +tyler hebert great now i'm conscious of my breathing and having to pay attention to it as well...god damn it :)

    • @finthegeek
      @finthegeek 9 років тому +37

      It did stop and now 5 hours later I am reminded again because I saw the comment again lol.... I'm doooooooomed

  • @ebrahimlasheen8310
    @ebrahimlasheen8310 3 роки тому +345

    “Exhales”
    These molecules are for my future wife

  • @timothycwillis
    @timothycwillis 8 років тому +331

    over the next ten years you will have all probably inhaled molecules I just used in this fart.
    you're welcome.

    • @deathslayer4600
      @deathslayer4600 8 років тому +10

      thanks.

    • @gazebo936
      @gazebo936 7 років тому +7

      Timothy W. well, good sir, over the next 10 years you will have probably inhaled all the molecules I used in this fart. I guess we're just trading

    • @kaidwyer2360
      @kaidwyer2360 7 років тому +2

      The flatulent folks are makin' jokes... such blokes...

    • @sissygirl141
      @sissygirl141 7 років тому +8

      I ate almost an entire crock pot of pinto beans today. We're just trading at this point..and I'm being veryyy generous...

    • @basiI
      @basiI 7 років тому +10

      *takes deep breath* ah yes, gotta love those fart molecules

  • @Left-handed-liberal
    @Left-handed-liberal Рік тому +2

    This is now 10 years old. Enjoy some of my 02.

  • @sherrigofdenmark2823
    @sherrigofdenmark2823 7 років тому +353

    I am breathing your screams,
    I can taste your worst nightmares.

    • @furinick
      @furinick 7 років тому +14

      i am breathing the air a lafy having an orgasm, that is nice
      *unzips pants*

    • @alexandramehler1005
      @alexandramehler1005 6 років тому +2

      What are you? Gordon Ramsey

    • @maddiem76
      @maddiem76 6 років тому

      Ok then........

    • @twobuddies6410
      @twobuddies6410 6 років тому

      Sherrig Ofdenmark aa

    • @FerretPlayz
      @FerretPlayz 6 років тому +2

      Sherrig Ofdenmark my math teacher!??

  • @lonishthummanah3090
    @lonishthummanah3090 15 днів тому +1

    It has been more than 10 years. It happened. We can all die in peace now.

  • @Kii_ruu
    @Kii_ruu 10 років тому +24

    Oh yeah.... this was about a space straw.

  • @nebojsanikolic254
    @nebojsanikolic254 4 роки тому +96

    I love how he goes from a specific theme at the beggining to a random ass one at the end... And still amazes us xD

    • @Mecal21
      @Mecal21 4 роки тому +2

      And names the title something questioning

    • @rusky6759
      @rusky6759 3 роки тому

      Ejj si hrvat??

  • @axxlh
    @axxlh 4 місяці тому +1

    "it's the same old air we just freshen it up a little" -Glad0s

  • @TheRealCorcra
    @TheRealCorcra 7 років тому +53

    "VSAUCE, Michael here, have you checked on your kids?"
    *smiles at camera for 12 minutes straight*

  • @Teigrgwyn
    @Teigrgwyn 8 років тому +160

    i bet his legs are ripped from jumping up all the time

    • @daft_icup
      @daft_icup 8 років тому

      What

    • @Teigrgwyn
      @Teigrgwyn 8 років тому +4

      from behind the table

    • @DatInnocentGuy
      @DatInnocentGuy 8 років тому

      +TheLivingCrystal(lokirocks25) he always jump cuts and when he does that you see him bounce that's what I think he means

    • @daft_icup
      @daft_icup 8 років тому

      DatInnocentGamer lol I figured it out

    • @BN-fi9wi
      @BN-fi9wi 8 років тому +21

      Does he have legs?

  • @yoursleepparalysisdemon1828
    @yoursleepparalysisdemon1828 4 роки тому +198

    Whenever I have a question I go on VSauce and look around and boom: 7-8 years ago he made a video on it.
    I love that.

    • @epicshinji9258
      @epicshinji9258 3 роки тому +1

      Or just google it and it will be faster

    • @yoursleepparalysisdemon1828
      @yoursleepparalysisdemon1828 3 роки тому +8

      @@epicshinji9258
      Yeah but the answers rent fun and are generally bout something else.

    • @traceyoconnor6378
      @traceyoconnor6378 3 роки тому +2

      we all feel that, micheal is amazing. bet hes smart enough to figure that out

    • @Unlimited_Powah
      @Unlimited_Powah 2 роки тому

      I have a questio..
      "Ok yes"
      Wha-
      "__________"

    • @tundcwe123
      @tundcwe123 2 роки тому +1

      Yoh had a quetion about space straw?

  • @MostEnvious
    @MostEnvious Рік тому +2

    Welp, It's been 10 years since this video was posted. I probably breathed Michael's breath.

  • @Dave-og2ui
    @Dave-og2ui 7 років тому +186

    hey girl, would you like to perform an action where the matter in a region of higher pressure flows to a region of lower pressure?

    • @Goldennote
      @Goldennote 7 років тому +6

      THIS IS FREAKING GENIUS LIKELIKELIKELIKE

    • @Dave-og2ui
      @Dave-og2ui 7 років тому +1

      thanks lol

    • @x_x5009
      @x_x5009 7 років тому +5

      David Mertens Vsuacey way of asking

    • @hassemees2054
      @hassemees2054 6 років тому +9

      This is the only way to get me to have sex with someone

    • @johnylikesfreedom
      @johnylikesfreedom 6 років тому +3

      David Mertens So you want her to perform diffusion to you? 😐

  • @ivanintroduzcaalgo9739
    @ivanintroduzcaalgo9739 5 років тому +100

    Video title: space straw
    Vsause: every breath you take as been already taken

    • @theblob2937
      @theblob2937 4 роки тому +3

      That's called stealing

    • @Max_G4
      @Max_G4 4 роки тому +5

      So...
      You're breathtaking!

    • @scooble_
      @scooble_ 4 роки тому +1

      Max G4
      Ayyyyy

  • @mityakiselev
    @mityakiselev 4 роки тому +535

    6:10 my teacher handing out graded tests

    • @d.n.3652
      @d.n.3652 3 роки тому +10

      How many questions were on your test?

    • @DaleWalter96
      @DaleWalter96 3 роки тому +25

      1:29 - When the hot chick in class sees my graded paper

    • @Revlin_XD
      @Revlin_XD 3 роки тому +3

      @@DaleWalter96 Oh he look into my eye holes

    • @bobuxscam2978
      @bobuxscam2978 3 роки тому

      Hey, I know that pfp

  • @lunyteve
    @lunyteve Рік тому +1

    This is 10 years old now. That co2 from Michael's brain really went down smooth

  • @marcustornea2821
    @marcustornea2821 8 років тому +533

    So if I farted from for example Europe, will at least one of the molecules of my flatulence reach the White House?

    • @kilderok
      @kilderok 8 років тому +95

      then float right down hillary's throat. The majesty of life.

    • @jasonneu81
      @jasonneu81 8 років тому +34

      Yes, and they will be inhaled by the President :P

    • @moveaxebx
      @moveaxebx 8 років тому +44

      The technical term for these molecules is: "shit particles"

    • @linus2877
      @linus2877 8 років тому +58

      START FARTING BOYS!!

    • @blackholenebula1714
      @blackholenebula1714 8 років тому +2

      +linuz739 NO!

  • @feminazi2542
    @feminazi2542 8 років тому +30

    1:15 you know shit is gonna go down if you hear that music

  • @iJoshDG
    @iJoshDG 10 років тому +52

    "mom how old are you?"
    "45"
    "WRONG! YOURE LIKE BILLIONS OF YEARS OLD!"
    "go to your room"

  • @godlyleviathan4984
    @godlyleviathan4984 6 місяців тому +8

    its been 10 years guys.......

    • @ShargDudu-wf6hi
      @ShargDudu-wf6hi 4 місяці тому

      This video was made closer to 2003 than it was today

    • @dylan-kt7kd
      @dylan-kt7kd 2 місяці тому

      @@ShargDudu-wf6hinever say that again

    • @Guardrailkid
      @Guardrailkid Місяць тому

      10 years in the joint

  • @nohandslucas
    @nohandslucas Рік тому +234

    Only one year left until Michael breathes in molecules that have been on my brain

  • @mattiasmatik6521
    @mattiasmatik6521 9 років тому +144

    Ha, you guys are breathing my farts.

    • @silhouette6416
      @silhouette6416 9 років тому +16

      You are breathing mine too:)

    • @bigboi1004
      @bigboi1004 9 років тому +6

      ***** Babies are made of rearranged farts.

    • @ofAwxen
      @ofAwxen 9 років тому +3

      Your brains probably came from my shit.

    • @fartdude6785
      @fartdude6785 9 років тому +4

      Chaeo
      You must have real smart shit!

    • @TheIlidius
      @TheIlidius 9 років тому +1

      Penguinox SHOTS FIRED OOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @t-rexngatokorua8733
    @t-rexngatokorua8733 10 років тому +32

    I'm going to start exhaling into zip-lock plastic bags and labeling them from now on. Get your own molecules!

    • @jordanranstead3016
      @jordanranstead3016 5 років тому

      T-Rex Ngatokorua If you breathe enough you can sell the air to people who are less fortunate

  • @frfr12921
    @frfr12921 2 місяці тому +1

    Michael biting the apple made 1 doctor go away

  • @sethgrasse9082
    @sethgrasse9082 6 років тому +92

    *MIND IS EXPLODING MORE VIOLENTLY THAN USUAL*

  • @jeffersonfan393
    @jeffersonfan393 5 років тому +149

    SPACE STRAW
    I don't need sleep, I need answers.

    • @Marie-qv6on
      @Marie-qv6on 4 роки тому +1

      3:10 AM as I’m writing this. I have to get up at 8 tomorrow... I hate my life

    • @Ale-qf1pm
      @Ale-qf1pm 4 роки тому

      Nigga why you in every comment section?

    • @jeffersonfan393
      @jeffersonfan393 4 роки тому

      Sans me personally or ppl with my pic?

    • @Ale-qf1pm
      @Ale-qf1pm 4 роки тому

      @@jeffersonfan393 no it's always you, idk why you keep being in my vids' comment sections

  • @Supremax67
    @Supremax67 3 роки тому +194

    Dr.: "An apple a day keeps me away."
    Michael: "An apple a day and I can make everyone think twice about our ozone."

    • @gandalf8216
      @gandalf8216 3 роки тому +1

      Dr.: "An apple a day keeps me away."
      Dentist: "Yes... Yeees, eat that apple. DESTROY thy gums, a shred of PEEL DEEP UNDER TOOTH, MWAAAA HAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!"

    • @jodiwilliams2602
      @jodiwilliams2602 2 роки тому +6

      @@gandalf8216 the apple was an analogy for the earth, but he removed a HUUUUUUGE chunk from it.
      Conclusion: don’t fuck with Micheal

    • @caincawkwell8092
      @caincawkwell8092 2 роки тому +3

      @@jodiwilliams2602 Michael just ate South America off the map

  • @Chaduceus
    @Chaduceus 3 місяці тому +1

    11 years and still no space straw MICHAEL.

  • @pierfrancescopeperoni
    @pierfrancescopeperoni 3 роки тому +544

    Me: What is left?
    Vsauce: We will soon run out of helium.
    Me: So, how much mass does the Earth lose every year?
    Vsauce: You are breathing my brain.

    • @arandomcommenter412
      @arandomcommenter412 2 роки тому +2

      Yes

    • @genehunsinger3981
      @genehunsinger3981 2 роки тому +6

      @PIER,,I pity the person that's gotta breath MY last nights bean chili and beer "gas's".lol

    • @Dragon-Slay3r
      @Dragon-Slay3r Рік тому

      Slow down guys we're going to get caught 😂

    • @daveslamjam
      @daveslamjam Рік тому

      we actually will not run out of helium anytime soon, fortunately!

    • @nightglide_
      @nightglide_ Рік тому +1

      @@daveslamjamor will we?

  • @MichaelC-to7uz
    @MichaelC-to7uz 27 днів тому

    Vsauce never gets boring and probably never will.

  • @dr.redstone7980
    @dr.redstone7980 5 років тому +189

    Someone: do you have any relationship advice?
    Me: 1:29

    • @the_friendly_gaming9949
      @the_friendly_gaming9949 5 років тому +6

      Dr. Redstone as soon as I heard this I started laughing so hard that my mom came in worried for my mental state

    • @Kenjiii47
      @Kenjiii47 4 роки тому +9

      Butt suking

    • @cuznfkr
      @cuznfkr 4 роки тому +1

      spirit Snipes nice

    • @arandomelf3050
      @arandomelf3050 4 роки тому +1

      Wweeellllll... it depends on what *kind* of sucking...

  • @TheRedSpyInTheBase
    @TheRedSpyInTheBase 10 років тому +46

    8:43 Angry German Vsauce

  • @mikhailmostert5112
    @mikhailmostert5112 5 місяців тому +2

    Its been 11 years enjoy my air Vsauce

  • @miggies8140
    @miggies8140 5 років тому +63

    Molecule 1 :" look at this meme"
    Molecule 2 :" ive seen it a million times"

  • @LossOfEternal
    @LossOfEternal 10 років тому +36

    9:54 The sound of all our minds being blown.

  • @janrdoh
    @janrdoh 8 років тому +204

    If Vsauce had been my school teacher I would have gotten better grades ..oh well

    • @noone6074
      @noone6074 8 років тому

      Lol

    • @jimmy98
      @jimmy98 8 років тому +28

      He'll pop out of the table every time...

    • @somabobby3772
      @somabobby3772 8 років тому +1

      +Jimmy Hopkins Lol

    • @dolebiscuit
      @dolebiscuit 8 років тому +1

      If you grew up in the US, not likely: Common core curriculum dictate what can be taught and how it will be taught. Unfortunately, even the best teachers have to succumb to this authoritarian approach to public education.

    • @BeautyLovesSam
      @BeautyLovesSam 8 років тому +1

      +Jimmy Hopkins I'm laughing at the thought of a teacher doing that everytime he brings up a new thought

  • @realspeed1944
    @realspeed1944 Рік тому +1

    It's been 10 years, I think Michael has finally inhaled some of my brain molecules

  • @randoml97
    @randoml97 10 років тому +33

    Ahh the sweet smell of memories.

  • @SpriteWild
    @SpriteWild 10 років тому +30

    That breath you took one year ago is now thoroughly mixed throughout the hemispheres of earth C:

  • @subhammajumdar2214
    @subhammajumdar2214 7 років тому +85

    Did he just say "Sucking isn't attractive" ? xD

  • @willowkepler
    @willowkepler 5 місяців тому +1

    "take a deep breath"
    Me, who just inhaled a lungful of fart that i thought dissipated minutes ago:

  • @blaket5346
    @blaket5346 Рік тому +2

    well its been 10 years

  • @shaywilliamson421
    @shaywilliamson421 7 років тому +224

    I would love to go to one of this guy's lectures

  • @LazerLord10
    @LazerLord10 9 років тому +19

    How to get more Helium:
    Figure out how to fuse Hydrogen on a large scale.
    Byproduct is clean and nearly limitless energy, though.

    • @tobes9074
      @tobes9074 8 років тому +15

      World news:
      "Fusion solved! Helium balloon prices plummet to all new low."

    • @Sander_Datema
      @Sander_Datema 8 років тому

      The hydrogen is also flying into space, sir.

    • @4nto418
      @4nto418 8 років тому

      +Sander Datema Well, we have a quite sizable supply of hydrogen on earth. Oceans. :p

    • @Sander_Datema
      @Sander_Datema 8 років тому

      +4nto418 We'll have to find a way to efficiently get it out, though

  • @st33zlord5
    @st33zlord5 Рік тому +1

    watching this 10 years in the future hit different when he said that last part

  • @gxgboss0622
    @gxgboss0622 3 роки тому +11

    6:20 so in conclusion officer. Yes she was old enough.

  • @agent475816
    @agent475816 Рік тому +107

    As I am watching this, I am breathing in some molecules that were in Michael's brain during this video.

    • @mrsauce9307
      @mrsauce9307 Рік тому

      Same

    • @Layer03cyberia
      @Layer03cyberia Рік тому +2

      You’re now smarter

    • @Steelehambrick
      @Steelehambrick Рік тому

      I’m also being electrocuted by the same electrons in a black hole star

    • @TotallyNotJoe_
      @TotallyNotJoe_ Рік тому

      I just breathed in some of his fart particles, feeling good

  • @iteratedofficial
    @iteratedofficial 4 роки тому +118

    "SPACE STRAW"
    9.7 Million People: *I don't need sleep, I need answers*

  • @icancanyou01
    @icancanyou01 Рік тому +2

    It's been ten years, And I just inhaled part of your brain.

  • @dimledimledim
    @dimledimledim 6 років тому +88

    the ending was epic af

  • @foresttaniguchi3168
    @foresttaniguchi3168 3 роки тому +28

    9:37 “keep breathing” No thank you

  • @ximo
    @ximo Рік тому +3

    Hey Michaael Ximo here, it's now more that 10 years so I hope that my brain molecules have arrive safe to you, great video!

  • @sharktamer7306
    @sharktamer7306 7 років тому +128

    This video in a nutshell...
    Beginning:Space straws are doomsday devices
    End:We all breath history and ten years from now will breath a few molecules your brain used right now

    • @updated5709
      @updated5709 6 років тому +4

      sharktamer No he said that space straws are a terrible doomsday device because they wouldn't work.

    • @psuedonym9999
      @psuedonym9999 6 років тому

      Most of Vsauce's videos in a nutshell.

  • @spacefalcon6900
    @spacefalcon6900 Рік тому +3

    It's been 10 years which means..... Michael is now breathing in my brain molecules, hell yeah

  • @lukaseven4413
    @lukaseven4413 9 років тому +139

    I stopped breathing because of this video. Stop child molecule breathing abuse.
    #haveaheart