The insane history of the TF2 universe is why I'm convinced Soldier's Sun Tzu speech isn't crazy mashed-up ramblings. It's entirely possible it's canon.
TF2 lore is that special kind of insanity that comes from hard work. It's not just a few things that are crazy, so you know the writers went through every part of the story and asked "How can we make this weirder?"
It should be noted Soldier has developed an unhealthy habit of beating the crap out of Scout when he's angry. It doesn't even have to be Scout's fault. If something pisses him off and Scout is nearby, the scout's getting his shit kicked in. It's why when he is told the teleporter puts tumors in bread, he throws Scout to the table griping about teleporting bread.
Gravel is used to make highways and road, so gravel in itself isn’t worthless and due to the large amount of gravel the brothers own is worth a decent amount
On a side note about the "respawn" being a thing and there being 18 mercs. Not... really? I am of the idea that the shorts and comics are two separate continuity since... I mean, you really think the mercs are canonically fighting... their exact copies? I mean, I can belive there are two Spies, or two Pyros or two Soldiers... but, we really wanna think all of them shares the same exact backstory? I think, most likely, RED and BLU members... are the same, the Mann hired the same 9 guys. They just happend to be fighting... themselves: so they just shift turns. Why? Because, despite having the same events, we can see between the Meet the Teams and the Meet the Director comic (the in-universe behind the scenes of those videos) that things are recorded differently: in Meet the Heavy where is all that attempt at interviewing Heavy about his past? Where is the cover of Meet the Scout when he's been recorded in the comic? How the director put his hands on the fighting tapes without dying? ("Maybe they edited it out" with that sleezy director? I doubt it he would take a double take) Also, we don't see, in the comics, a character interacting with another copy or killing another merc. Never. AND... in one story, we see BLU Scout, Soldier and Spy being trialed, later... the RED members recall those events. (yeah, but in between, RED and BLU merged in one singular team to fight the robots) Check that comic then: those three members aren't all on BLU. Same with Engie: BLU when he works on the life extending machines, RED during the merging. They're the same guys and the shorts are ignoring comic continuity to showcase the gameplay mechanics. Also also because... later in the comics. Like the penultimate comic, Medic manages to resurrect Sniper. "I am a god!". Don't you think that if respawn wasn't just a gameplay mechaninc and a canonical thing this would be MUCH of a letdown? "I AM A GOD! I also could have just bumped your corpse to the spawn cabinet, but... screw that." ALSO ALSO... if respawn would be a thing... WHY THE F. THE MANN BROS. EVEN HAVE AN EXTENDING MACHINE IN THE FIRST PLACE!? WHY WOULD DEATH AND THE AFTERLIFE BE A THING, THEN!?
in regards to the mercs, if you read the Catch up comic, the game is actually a Dramatized Docummentary game. also, the Pyromania update had the Trial hearing transcripts where the Administrator revealed that she has 18 perfect idiots for [REDACTED]. for the Dramatized Documentary Game, it makes sense why there is a set of 9 mercs in RED and BLU teams, instead of RED and BLU having unique teams like some other class based shooters.
Its funny because this video barely scratches the surface at all. Didn't even talk about Francis the Talking France (he is exactly what he sounds like). Or that Charles Darling wants Australium to make the last of endangered animal species alive forever, but not to preserve them, instead so he can make them stick their heads through walls like they are mounted heads, so he can look at their sad faces forever. Even Saxton Hale finds this repulsive (animals should be fighting, not crying).
22:36 I love that you're so flabbergasted by constant return of stairs that you haven't even noticed that stairs have been finally invented to make world more wheelchair accesible. Not ramps. Stairs.
Funfact, spy's accent changes depending on what language you set the game to, indicating he's possibly lying about being french, he also speaks spanish and catalan.
To respond to the confusion around the stairs vs rocket jumping debovkle: remember we figured out how to start a fire with nothing but twigs before properly figuring out that round things go spin, to say nothing of a proper wheel, which would require you invent an axel and a way to make a hole for it perfectly in the center of the round thing
It's canon that the Demoman's body starts to think it's being Poisoned if he only eats normal food for too long without drinking any alcohol, But in case that ever happens, he has trained his body to convert bone marrow into alcohol, effectively making his body into a distillery It's in the last issues of the TF2 comic
44:34 No one tell her about the canceled TF2 television series. Also for some reason its not mentioned that Scout joined a high school track team in a schemes to pick up girls. Only problem was he was 23 at the time.
This all is certified, Valve created official lore compiled into simple to view but hard to stomach video. This lore is not a fanon, nothing here was made up by fans, everything comes from official sources, even if some are obscure. This is peak fiction
So Franklin D. Roosevelt had an accident where he lost his legs rocket jumping to a second story and got himself in a wheelchair, and seeing how unaccesible America was for disabeled people, stumbles on Abraham Lincon's notes and finally invents the proper stairs, especifically for disabeled people (while he was in a wheelchair mind you). I think that was so stupid, even for tf2, that not too many functional brains can process that when they hear it for the first time. I surely didn't up until this one (already the third).
11:22 I lived in New Mexico for a few years...and I couldn't agree more. If it was like the TF2 universe you better believe I would've rocket jumped to school!
I would have to assume that instead of stairs you go up on an ascending slope. Which is equally dangerous, basically ya gotta crawl your way up anything.
Weren’t you paying attention? Everyone did the rational thing and planted explosives underneath themselves, detonated them and let themselves be carried by the force of the explosion to the next floor. Now this was a little painful since without stairs, there also weren’t holes in between the floors, so you might need a second of third attempt to gain enough velocity to break through it but people did what they had to do
i'm not sure if someone has already mentioned this, but it is implied the loose cannon comic that ratigan conager made 3 life extending machines (admitedly could just be grey, but that probably wouldn't make sense.). though admittedly spoiler territory if you decide to react to the comics them selves, but still. point is, it is implied that elizibeth is alive, but as a different person. (though who. i'll leave that to you to figure out.)
The reason why they didn’t finished the comics was because Valve was expecting the player numbers to go down and then, with the game on its last strings, release the comic alongside with the game being shut down
Man we don't get crazy comedic creativity like this anymore that isn't extremely cryptic and incomprehensible like Dark Souls (low floor of comprehension and HIGH Sealing with sheer Absurdity twisting out history into a silly timeline)
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16:12 what's DEI breaking? Seems I misunderstood a joke cuz aren't you a transwoman, I think you've got experience with the fact that it's regurgitation of reactionary buzzwords which leads to stagnation, not diversity.
As for all of this being cannon - most of the community considers the vomics to be the true and real story, though I myself believe them to be promotional material gor mann co and/or smoke screen for the fighting, most of what we learn about the presidents tho is from Soldier's ramblings whivh are at most unreliable. The comics do clearly show, however that Abe Lincoln was the original Pyro so there's that.
Okay… OLD lore, like the Shakespeare and stuff like that old about America is DEBATABLE. This is because these were told my SOLDIER. So if you think HE is a reliable source, then sure, it’s true.
@26:42 If I remember correctly, around 60 to 75 percent of them are bot accounts. Zesty Jesus has a video going over the bot crisis in a video called "TF2: Nobody's Home".
9:06 No no, I do believe that TF2 team used to mix various drugs on weekends, then make up stories, record them, later write them down while sober and send them to whoever was in charge of making comics and cinematics. You cannot prove me otherwise
You don’t need to make a joke around every sentence the video says to make it a good reaction. Just give your insight as it goes and stop to ask important questions. It’s frustrating that you pause every 5 seconds and makes the video hard to follow.
So you would rather her stfu and play the vid with her just in the background. Go watch the video on its own. It's like complaining that you got wet at a water park expecting roller coasters.
@@maddog9213 I'm saying that not every little detail needs input. There's a fine line between reacting and yapping. If you watched a reaction video, and the person reacting went off on a tangent every 5 seconds, and even misses stuff ANYWAYS even while pausing to talk, would you enjoy that video? No! It would get annoying. Even In a reaction, there's such a thing as TOO much talking.
@@maddog9213 it would be one thing if it was just a lot of pauses, but the fact that even WHILE pausing they talk over stuff? It's not even good at being thorough!
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To be fair, Valve DID finish Portal. Portal 2 was a proper ending to the series.
uhmm actually portal takes place in the same universe as half life
@@TheRealTrash2. Not the same series though, is it? Dipshit.
@@TheRealTrash2. I said series, not universe. Perhaps use some of those cells between your ears to learn to read.
@@TheRealTrash2. I said series, not universe. Don't try to correct people that are already correct.
@@ZeallustImmortal but we never got to see murder birds glados was raising
I love TF2 lore because it's basically History of the world through the collaborated imagination of a child and a crackhead
Both are on acid
@@mercce6750 both are also schizo's
Makari. This is actually canon
The insane history of the TF2 universe is why I'm convinced Soldier's Sun Tzu speech isn't crazy mashed-up ramblings. It's entirely possible it's canon.
Or it is *the history of TF2* that is being told through Soldier's mashed-up ramblings.
TF2 lore is that special kind of insanity that comes from hard work. It's not just a few things that are crazy, so you know the writers went through every part of the story and asked "How can we make this weirder?"
Wouldve been funny if she had noticed that shakephereclies invented AMERICA and ROCKETJUMPING lmao
We need her to react to the comic dubs now!
Probably they are already online somewhere
Lets not disappoint her shall we
I dont understand,is it he or she?
@@unknownperson153she
@@unknownperson153 she
It should be noted Soldier has developed an unhealthy habit of beating the crap out of Scout when he's angry. It doesn't even have to be Scout's fault. If something pisses him off and Scout is nearby, the scout's getting his shit kicked in. It's why when he is told the teleporter puts tumors in bread, he throws Scout to the table griping about teleporting bread.
They did almost have an animate series. However it was cancelled. The Expiration date is actually the Pilot however the entire thing was scrapped.
Gravel is used to make highways and road, so gravel in itself isn’t worthless and due to the large amount of gravel the brothers own is worth a decent amount
On a side note about the "respawn" being a thing and there being 18 mercs. Not... really? I am of the idea that the shorts and comics are two separate continuity since... I mean, you really think the mercs are canonically fighting... their exact copies? I mean, I can belive there are two Spies, or two Pyros or two Soldiers... but, we really wanna think all of them shares the same exact backstory? I think, most likely, RED and BLU members... are the same, the Mann hired the same 9 guys. They just happend to be fighting... themselves: so they just shift turns. Why? Because, despite having the same events, we can see between the Meet the Teams and the Meet the Director comic (the in-universe behind the scenes of those videos) that things are recorded differently: in Meet the Heavy where is all that attempt at interviewing Heavy about his past? Where is the cover of Meet the Scout when he's been recorded in the comic? How the director put his hands on the fighting tapes without dying? ("Maybe they edited it out" with that sleezy director? I doubt it he would take a double take) Also, we don't see, in the comics, a character interacting with another copy or killing another merc. Never. AND... in one story, we see BLU Scout, Soldier and Spy being trialed, later... the RED members recall those events. (yeah, but in between, RED and BLU merged in one singular team to fight the robots) Check that comic then: those three members aren't all on BLU. Same with Engie: BLU when he works on the life extending machines, RED during the merging. They're the same guys and the shorts are ignoring comic continuity to showcase the gameplay mechanics.
Also also because... later in the comics. Like the penultimate comic, Medic manages to resurrect Sniper. "I am a god!". Don't you think that if respawn wasn't just a gameplay mechaninc and a canonical thing this would be MUCH of a letdown? "I AM A GOD! I also could have just bumped your corpse to the spawn cabinet, but... screw that." ALSO ALSO... if respawn would be a thing... WHY THE F. THE MANN BROS. EVEN HAVE AN EXTENDING MACHINE IN THE FIRST PLACE!? WHY WOULD DEATH AND THE AFTERLIFE BE A THING, THEN!?
I agree with every single word you just said internet man
in regards to the mercs, if you read the Catch up comic, the game is actually a Dramatized Docummentary game.
also, the Pyromania update had the Trial hearing transcripts where the Administrator revealed that she has 18 perfect idiots for [REDACTED].
for the Dramatized Documentary Game, it makes sense why there is a set of 9 mercs in RED and BLU teams, instead of RED and BLU having unique teams like some other class based shooters.
They acknowledge respawning in the game and in crossovers. Apparently they believe their previous lives and deaths to be night terrors
Its funny because this video barely scratches the surface at all. Didn't even talk about Francis the Talking France (he is exactly what he sounds like). Or that Charles Darling wants Australium to make the last of endangered animal species alive forever, but not to preserve them, instead so he can make them stick their heads through walls like they are mounted heads, so he can look at their sad faces forever. Even Saxton Hale finds this repulsive (animals should be fighting, not crying).
22:36 I love that you're so flabbergasted by constant return of stairs that you haven't even noticed that stairs have been finally invented to make world more wheelchair accesible.
Not ramps. Stairs.
Funfact, spy's accent changes depending on what language you set the game to, indicating he's possibly lying about being french, he also speaks spanish and catalan.
Makari, we already have cosmetics in tf2 that let you dress the mercs up as their TFClassic versions.
To respond to the confusion around the stairs vs rocket jumping debovkle:
remember we figured out how to start a fire with nothing but twigs before properly figuring out that round things go spin, to say nothing of a proper wheel, which would require you invent an axel and a way to make a hole for it perfectly in the center of the round thing
The fact that Abraham Lincoln was the original Pyro is fucking awesome.
The shit Scout gets up to, however... YIKES, is it disgusting!
ah yes, the track terrorizer description that was made by the COMMUNITY.
Welp things have changed as the finale comic was FINALLY released after 7 years so if rec omens checking it out.
It's canon that the Demoman's body starts to think it's being Poisoned if he only eats normal food for too long without drinking any alcohol,
But in case that ever happens, he has trained his body to convert bone marrow into alcohol, effectively making his body into a distillery
It's in the last issues of the TF2 comic
My head cannon is that all of the TF2 Lore is told from the perspective of old senile soldier.
44:34 No one tell her about the canceled TF2 television series.
Also for some reason its not mentioned that Scout joined a high school track team in a schemes to pick up girls. Only problem was he was 23 at the time.
@@primrosevale1995 that was a community made item, so I highly doubt it's canon
@@gamer_glenn5438I mean Valve approved and implemented it into the game, so….
plus the track terrorizer description was community made as well.
Valve banned all bots in TF2, it's hard to find them now
Well the last comic is out since a few days ago.
This all is certified, Valve created official lore compiled into simple to view but hard to stomach video. This lore is not a fanon, nothing here was made up by fans, everything comes from official sources, even if some are obscure.
This is peak fiction
Valve Time moment. Seventh comic`s script is ready, it`s in process of drawing, we even saw first frame of it.
"there is lore but does anybody really give a shit?"
*_we've been waiting for the last comic issue for years. I think we RAN OUT of shits._*
Wrong...ALL OF YOU ARE WRONG (I mean, technically this vid was like a year ago) Comic #7 is out!!!
They’re making the last comic
Until Lincoln, if you stepped off the sidewalk and into the road your only options are rocket jump back up or accept your fate as roadkill
So Franklin D. Roosevelt had an accident where he lost his legs rocket jumping to a second story and got himself in a wheelchair, and seeing how unaccesible America was for disabeled people, stumbles on Abraham Lincon's notes and finally invents the proper stairs, especifically for disabeled people (while he was in a wheelchair mind you).
I think that was so stupid, even for tf2, that not too many functional brains can process that when they hear it for the first time. I surely didn't up until this one (already the third).
You should try reacting to the A Mann's Guide series by SoundSmith
I second this! His funny memes will keep her entertained
And there's still no mention of Francis the talking France. I only know that they exist in TF2 lore.
holy shit this character model is the best one ive seen out of so so so many videos ive seen of you
Makari the undying, immortal consumer of content creators
I’m currently sick and this is the second day of being sick I can still feel the lump in my throat
9:58 how do you know!? HOW DO YOU KNOW!?!?
11:22
I lived in New Mexico for a few years...and I couldn't agree more. If it was like the TF2 universe you better believe I would've rocket jumped to school!
If there was no voice chat, I would probably play
The last tf2 comic dropped recently
39:27 It was me, Barry, I was the one, who teleported bread!
56:30 like, five rounds FIGHTING a polar bear, right? ... RIGHT?!
Makari this is Indeed Cannon Lore XD
I would have to assume that instead of stairs you go up on an ascending slope. Which is equally dangerous, basically ya gotta crawl your way up anything.
Weren’t you paying attention?
Everyone did the rational thing and planted explosives underneath themselves, detonated them and let themselves be carried by the force of the explosion to the next floor.
Now this was a little painful since without stairs, there also weren’t holes in between the floors, so you might need a second of third attempt to gain enough velocity to break through it but people did what they had to do
i'm not sure if someone has already mentioned this, but it is implied the loose cannon comic that ratigan conager made 3 life extending machines (admitedly could just be grey, but that probably wouldn't make sense.). though admittedly spoiler territory if you decide to react to the comics them selves, but still. point is, it is implied that elizibeth is alive, but as a different person. (though who. i'll leave that to you to figure out.)
It's Charles Darling
The reason why they didn’t finished the comics was because Valve was expecting the player numbers to go down and then, with the game on its last strings, release the comic alongside with the game being shut down
Man we don't get crazy comedic creativity like this anymore that isn't extremely cryptic and incomprehensible like Dark Souls (low floor of comprehension and HIGH Sealing with sheer Absurdity twisting out history into a silly timeline)
Did you ever do purple’s what it’s like to play pyro video?
Just wait until she reacts to the comic dubs!
Good news! Since #FixTF2, a teaser of the new comic has been released and is confirmed to be in the works!
i think they announced they are finishing the comic recently.
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good news last comic is comming soon (not so soon)
I see Makari and TF2, me click
I know a lot about TF2. Yes this is all accurate
А только через пол часа, тогда не сегодня.
16:12 what's DEI breaking? Seems I misunderstood a joke cuz aren't you a transwoman, I think you've got experience with the fact that it's regurgitation of reactionary buzzwords which leads to stagnation, not diversity.
unfun fact, the steam charts are way off, the real numbers are probably 1/3 of what SC says, the rest are idle-er bots farming drops.
has anyone ever told you that you sound like frieza
I am there, in chat, at 28:38
As for all of this being cannon - most of the community considers the vomics to be the true and real story, though I myself believe them to be promotional material gor mann co and/or smoke screen for the fighting, most of what we learn about the presidents tho is from Soldier's ramblings whivh are at most unreliable. The comics do clearly show, however that Abe Lincoln was the original Pyro so there's that.
Makari Moment
I love choopo
26:03 Nope.avi
That would be red, green and black.
14:18 elevators
Okay… OLD lore, like the Shakespeare and stuff like that old about America is DEBATABLE. This is because these were told my SOLDIER. So if you think HE is a reliable source, then sure, it’s true.
@26:42 If I remember correctly, around 60 to 75 percent of them are bot accounts. Zesty Jesus has a video going over the bot crisis in a video called "TF2: Nobody's Home".
You need to do The Guides Shuffle Truffle by Dr. Lalve!
9:06 No no, I do believe that TF2 team used to mix various drugs on weekends, then make up stories, record them, later write them down while sober and send them to whoever was in charge of making comics and cinematics.
You cannot prove me otherwise
The bots and hackers are banned btw
24:40 Darling, not Darwin.
Hmm, no tf2 content in 9 hours
You should watch emesis blue
She already done that
You don’t need to make a joke around every sentence the video says to make it a good reaction. Just give your insight as it goes and stop to ask important questions. It’s frustrating that you pause every 5 seconds and makes the video hard to follow.
I found a video in your pauses-
Daja vu?
omg, your voice is so cute
PLESE WATCH THE TF2 COMICS
Female Nux Taku
Bruh, if your reaction to a 29 minute video is almost an hour long, you pause too much
So you would rather her stfu and play the vid with her just in the background. Go watch the video on its own. It's like complaining that you got wet at a water park expecting roller coasters.
@@maddog9213 I'm saying that not every little detail needs input. There's a fine line between reacting and yapping. If you watched a reaction video, and the person reacting went off on a tangent every 5 seconds, and even misses stuff ANYWAYS even while pausing to talk, would you enjoy that video? No! It would get annoying. Even In a reaction, there's such a thing as TOO much talking.
@@maddog9213 it would be one thing if it was just a lot of pauses, but the fact that even WHILE pausing they talk over stuff? It's not even good at being thorough!
STOP PAUSING THE FRIGGIN VIDEO
I am very early