Bruz will try to play it off like "But I have your money so I get the last laugh" - and this is why more people need to get organised against the government instead of scoffing in disappointment or disbelief about blatant corruption. Put constant pressure on them all the time, leave comments on their social media every day reminding people about their corruption with links to sources and pictures of evidence (so many people just read headlines). Email ministers, contact them on twitter where they are in the public eye and just flatly ask them how they can support that kind of corruption. Put them on the spot, find out where they're doing public appearances, etc.
@@MCPEMINOL Don’t worry, the Libs will call FJ “Bruz Lightyear” again and the whole thing will be hilarious again. Welcome to yet another blame game... From the recent bushfire commission did the Libs plan to do anything about CLIMATE CHANGE and DROUGHT? (For example re-introduce NSW GGAS carbon pricing maybe?) Nope, the only thing they’re doing is the same thing they did with the ALP’s illegal and inhumane offshore detention centres and they’ve all decided it is easier to just change the Act wording. Of course the Australian media and public is so docile and apathetic they bought it all hook, line, and sinker! They’re all like Americans all they care about is liability or whose responsible and not about people. It’s just like “budget debt”, it’s just bs that doesn’t exist they create to whack each other over the head with. There’s not a single shred of kindness in either of their hearts.
Censored parts: 1:25 - "We're not here to talk about *my* big fat wog cock, we're here to talk about *another* big fat wog cock." 2:19 - (In silly Barilaro accent) "Brazza mia!" (Speaking normally) "He's a con man to the core powered by spaghetti." 6:11 - "Seriously, though, I think he's corrupt." 6:43 - "He wears his corruption as a badge of honor! But you've got to admit...*BOSS."* 9:20 - "Just to be sure, though, NSW parliament asked him over and over: 'Did you give tax money to Australia's oyster coast because your friend ran it?' To which he repeatedly said..." (In silly Barilaro voice) "It wasn't me! I didn't have shit to do with it! F*** off!" (Speaking normally) "Or words to that effect. Nine times over. Under oath. I think you can see where this is going. Labor got the documents, and wouldn't you look at that, Barilaro personally signed off on the deal! NSW labor then said, 'Maybe you should step down for at least being, y'know...'" (Covers himself in a questionable substance) "Slimier than me?" (slides on the floor while the Slider theme from Super Mario 64 plays) "Yaaay! ...You know what he said?" (In silly Barilaro voice) "But sir, it was an accident! I didn't mean to do it, bruz!" (Speaking normally) "And that was that. Not only did he use the public's money to prop up a friend's failing business, he perjured himself nine times over. You usually go to jail for perjury *once.* Let that sink in. And then do what your mum does when she sees something that she doesn't like on the news, which is--" (In sad mom voice) "Ow..." 13:50 - "If that wasn't enough, it just came out that he personally approved 4 million in council grants for his own electorate. Not to draw attention to his Italian heritage because I know he hates that, but *that's a spicy meatball!* In fact, he looks a bit like a meatball, doesn't he?" (In silly Barilaro accent): "5 star pork mince, dude!" 15:22 - "Scientists and national parks proposed a cull. Giovanni, the greasy little scrotum, refused." Personally transcribed from this reuploaded video: ua-cam.com/video/dC_8IY6WlHU/v-deo.html Edit: Mistakenly wrote "woodcock" instead of "wog cock" at first because I wasn't familiar with Australian slang. Fixed. You learn something new every day!
it's not "woodcock", it's "wog" cock.... look up the definition of a wog in the context of Australian slang, it used to be a slur against italians, greeks etc before we took it back and owned it/re-appropriated it
@@schr4nz Ah, got it! I'd never heard that before. Thanks! Makes more sense than "woodcock," which is a bird. I'd assumed he was going for a basic penis pun.
The idea of knowing he watched this, saw the bathtub and thought “that looks too nice to be Jordan’s place” then saw the chair and thought “... fuck” brings me unimaginable joy.
Dude came to my house years ago when our town was part of his electorate. Seemed like an okay guy but my parents HATED him after he came to visit because as my dad put it “he talked out his arse the whole time” and he never fulfilled any of his election promises. And even though I don’t live there anymore, he seems to have got worse. He also ate all the good chocolate biscuits my mum put out for his visit so I didn’t get any until the next week. Still haven’t let that go nearly a decade later. Yes I’m petty. Sue me.
This should be the litmus test for Aussie politicians; leave out your biscuits and if they take the nice ones without even so much as, 'which one's are your favourite?' then it's straight to the guillotine.
His Birthday was almost a month ago. I wonder who has been in the estate finding the Mario toys. "WTF, why do I keep finding these things?" I hope Scotty from marketing is next.
What? Yimlaz is evolving! ........... Yimlaz evolved into Giovanni Barilaro. Giovanni Barilaro wants to learn the move PorkBarilaro B B B B B Giovanni Barilaro forgot Murray River Sand Attack and Learned PorkBarilaro. Change name ->BRUZAMIA->Done ^__________^
Italians are not a race that's why it's not racist same thing if you make fun or jokes about Australians it's only racist if you make fun of or offend someone because of their skin colour dosen't matter what skin colour you are . So many people don't know the meaning/definition of racist or racism.
Its like hearing that there was footage of a train crash, and you rush over to the TV because you don't want to miss out. Can't wait to see how this plays out
the fact that he wanted that that desperately implies he definetly does shit he doesnt want heard or seen there tho right? maybe that ashley maddision account had something to do with that? or who knows what kinds of buissness deals he negotiates at his luxurious estate?
Guy doesn't even check his guestlist. If he only now considering to sweep the house, he's an idiot. He's also an idiot if he thinks it's a one and done deal.
@@StabbyTheSkaven that's what I was thinking the whole time ... Who's scared of listening devices unless they're hiding something .. dead giveaway bruz
@@lifeasrini to be fair, would you want listening devices in your house without your knowledge? I wouldn't. But bruz deserves all the shitstorms and in this case he's definitely hiding stuff
In response to this video, Barilaro was quoted as saying "To imitate both myself and the Premier with such obvious distaste for our backgrounds is unacceptable.". Well why not stop treating this country as your own playground as that is honestly more distasteful and disrespectful.
That was great. I'm not even Australian and I'd never heard of Giovanni before, but I love watching slimy politicians get destroyed. We need this in the UK.
I would watch the heck out of a UK knock-off of Friendlyjordies lampooning some Tories. Bonus points if it's a team from Newcastle called FriendlyGeordies.
@@LlibertarianGalt not disagreeing with you. British politics is almost as bad as Australian politics. As bad as Labour are at least they didn't drive us out of the European Union kicking and screaming because some xenophobic jerks didn't like Eastern Europeans and Muslims coming into our country.
Bruz: "Oh my god, stop calling me bruz!" Police: "Mr Barilaro, we traced the call, its coming from inside the house!" Jordan: *lurking in shadows in a Super Mario Costume*
@@justinw4901 as per independentaustralia.net/politics/politics-display/a-federal-icac-is-pointless-if-conducted-by-a-corrupt-government,13563 , "A Federal ICAC is pointless if conducted by a corrupt government". They need to go, unfortunately the malignant tumors aren't going anywhere until 2022 unfortunately.
Bruhs, you are clearly not respecting the level of incompetent dix suckings that had to like happen to make this happen. Those inbred legend deserve every raise they get, if only for the hopes it propels them into the sun.
Considering this video caused Barilaro to use taxpayer money on a bug sweep for this disgustingly large property, we have to consider the high probability that the police came away from the sweep with nothing but a dozen or so mario toys.
It must be embarrassing being a journalist in this country and being (repeatedly) put to shame by a comedian with a camera and a UA-cam page. What a weird dystopic media landscape we have.
Mate you should see the local papers down here in Eden Monaro - heads so far up his arse they couldn't see the truth when it is right in front of them.
Journalists don't have an appetite for this type of work because the organisations they work for don't want their political puppets being exposed for corruption.
Bruh um.. do you realise all Jordy has done is read those 'journalists in this country's' work, put on a robe, repeat it and say "uh durrr" a few times?
I don't think I've seen anyone in the comments section talking about this - but I deeply, deeply appreciate the beautiful use of the Mario soundtrack in the background. Tip top work F.J.
@@evanpage2855 I want Giovani to go to prison - not just for his many, many, many crimes - but because I want the footage of his conviction to be accompanied by the 'Super Mario Game-Over' Jingle.
This is exactly why the Australian government wants access to the algorithm, and that's why we shouldn't let it happen. Sign the petition to protect Australian independent news on UA-cam, or else you'll be disliking 7 news with comments disabled, just because you have no freedom of speech in this country!
that's so trueeeee only it won't always be DISABLED comments because sooner or later an intern at the major news corps will tell them how to LIMIT their comment sections (and filter out keywords) which is even worse because then they'll have the APPEARANCE of "democratic audience feedback via comments", but really it's all a controlled image...just like TV right now. We really are living in the golden age of free speech with the window rapidly disappearing :((
@Kath Beck I'd rather be tracked in a world with independent media than a world where social media networks are forced to share propoganda for a government that serves the elites that are ruining this country Also the propossed bill doesn't change what information google can retain so you're getting tracked either way, get a fake account and a vpn if you care about it so much
@@naomibelet and it will only be comments in agreeance with their particular narrative, which is ultimately liberal because Rupert Murdoch has control and he is good friends with LNP
@Kath Beck OP literally never said that the bill is going to pass straight away, they said to sign the petition against it straight away, because otherwise Google will probably start selling your data to companies so they can pay the government to be able to show you articles that you currently get for free, and then also have no control over the comments or recommendations for those articles because they're no longer allowed too
The horses are being let into the Snowy Mountains precisely to tear it up. Once they're done with it its nothing more than grassland pasture - no more native wilderness to be protected and ideal for cattle to graze in.
@webnothing exactly, entirely aus fault lmao. We got what we asked for basically. We're just now starting to realise our fuck up and starting to question it.
Aussies have never had to be politically active, we've had it too good for too long, and the last year's we've all been tucked away in our McMansions watching Netflix, and now China has bought up the Politicos and they are selling up the country. Wakey Wakey my dudes
@@jwbruckman Uh, you know the gov reserves the right to claim back all foreign-owned land right? Even regular citizens can have their ownership revoked.(ie to build a highway). I would not worry about China buying homes, we can just take em back if anything happens. Only issue is high rent prices.
It's horrible and insane what happened to Kristo and his family, but because of how ridiculous it all was/is and how public it became, friendlyjordies has gained a huge amount of new supporters. Even though barilaro and those cops are digusting humans and that should not have happened, any publicity is good publicity.
Dude... Imagine how ashamed I feel to start watching his stuff only after his house got firebombed. I had heard of him mentioned by Isaac Butterfield, but after the firebombing when Charlie (Moist Critikal) informed about his "Who firebombed friendlyjordies" video just yesterday I started to binge Jordan's stuff. Dude is a treasure!
One of the best reasons to hit someone's Patreon I've seen. The research is the weight, the delivery is the sharpness, making these clips into terrifying spears. Not just another opinion-piece channel.
"Just to be sure, though, NSW parliament asked him over and over: 'Did you give tax money to Australia's oyster coast because your friend ran it?' To which he repeatedly said..." (In silly Barilaro voice) "It wasn't me! I didn't have shit to do with it! F*** off!" (Speaking normally) "Or words to that effect. Nine times over. Under oath. I think you can see where this is going. Labor got the documents, and wouldn't you look at that, Barilaro personally signed off on the deal! NSW labor then said, 'Maybe you should step down for at least being, y'know...'" (Covers himself in a questionable substance) "Slimier than me?" (slides on the floor while the Slider theme from Super Mario 64 plays) "Yaaay! ...You know what he said?" (In silly Barilaro voice) "But sir, it was an accident! I didn't mean to do it, bruz!" (Speaking normally) "And that was that. Not only did he use the public's money to prop up a friend's failing business, he perjured himself nine times over. You usually go to jail for perjury once. Let that sink in. And then do what your mum does when she sees something that she doesn't like on the news, which is--" (In sad mom voice) "Ow..."
Honestly I think he won't get it. And I'm serious. You need to be like, at least, "finishing TAFE" level smart to understand this video, even if you're the subject.
This is the most brutal take down I've ever seen, I'm in awe. At first I thought you'd lost your mind with videoing yourself in the bath, the robes, the cigar, but it all completely made sense in the end. This is a masterclass of savage, there's got to be some kind of award for this kind knock out, maybe they could fashion an MMA belt out of a Walkley Award or something. Dude, absolutely amazing. This is your best ever work, I don't know how you could ever top this. It's like QOTSA's "Songs For the Deaf", how could this not be your peak? It's perfect.
Jordies is one chemical accident away from becoming the joker, straight up super villain shit right here. Cant wait for him to rent koala killers Airbnb next.
Super villain? Jordan is quite literally the hero. The super villain is the evil bureaucrat taking advantage of his position for his own personal gain. Quite literally the definition of an evil villain.
Oh neat, I thought this had died down, but it's come back, and now I can share something. I'm Italian Australian, and my father was the target of alot of genuine anti-Italian racism when he was growing up in the 60s and 70s. I double checked this with him, and not only is "bruz" or any wog-impression certifiably not racist, but according to dear old dad, it's not really possible to be racist against Italians in this day and age, we're not an "out" group anymore.
You can be racist against any "race". Not liking someone, or assuming certain attributes about and individual, solely due to their "race", is per definition racist. But i doubt there's any systematic racism against italians in australia today, nor do I consider Jordies portrayal of Barilaro especially racist as they are satirical comments based off traits he actually HAS. They just happen to follow the stereotype. *shrug*
You are right ..any corruption should be called out! I think jordies has explained due to Murdoch owning a large proportion of media outlets... and their strong connection to the liberal party...incidents involving labour politicians are usually scrutinised a lot closer and called out..so he won't spend time doing the same thing
The 9 dislikes are obviously Gladis, Barilaro and their cronies. P.s Jordan if you see this I would love to hear an in-depth and hard hitting take on the current trial of Julian Assange!
Congratulations Jordie. That was great. According to The Guardian an hour or so ago, Bruz has to face a vote of no-confidence in parliament. They'll probably never give you credit for it, but it's certainly interesting timing ;)
@@devantisdale2348 The slippery tapeworm was saved, seems the Libs and Nats either still love him or are terrified of what might happen if he found out they didn't.
I just people would do something about it. Corruption and fraud is normalized by Australian politicians. The most serious legal repercussion is being given the choice to step down. No wonder they think they're untouchable.
@@analchampion7811 We need leaders like John Curtain who lead by example and Joseph Lyon who struggle with the populace. If we had leaders of that caliber the Toyota Corona Virus wouldn’t be lingering on forever
I can't tell if this is investigative journalism, performance art, or political assassination. So we will just go dutch and call it a beautiful combination of all three. Well done, Jordies, this is an astonishing piece of work. Chaser level execution.
I'm watching this one once again. This made me laugh the first time around but with the latest blow up involving the Fixated and Terror squad , clearly with not enough to do. I'll be buying a t shirt and looking forward to the trial.
I just read an article in the Guardian that Google was fined over your bullying of Barilaro, that's how I got here. I was expecting to see another cyberbully and hoping to unleash my built-up anger in a useless rant, but watching this... LOL! The guy gets just a fraction of what he deserves. Keep doing what you do, call out the real bullies in life and give them a piece of their own sh*t. You obviously have a huge effect and no doubt you've helped a lot in the change and progress with the last elections. Big thanks and you've earned yourself a new subscription!
I live nearby and I always wondered who owned it. I’m really disappointed now. Fun fact: The Windellama RFS saved the property from the oncoming Charleys Forest Fire. Pretty sure Barilaro hasn’t even thanked the brigade or even acknowledged the work they did.
The hype is real, so exciting that through Jordies' vids we are actually having an effect on the political landscape. Ty Friendly, for making us awake enough to care.
Im not even Australian and i got my own problems to deal with here, but that reveal near the end of the video had my jaw wide open, fucking class act my dude
Just a few weeks ago he was calling his attack on the AUWU 'the most pleasurable dismemberment I've embarked upon since burying Vice'. So in two years it went from Vice to shitty 'unions', then in like a week to, at a minimum, deputy premiers (Nationals will probably roll Bruz, and we'll see in time if the coalition survives or if the government does). So will Jordies be toppling prime ministers next month based on the current trajectory?
"I'm filming in your estate"
Big oof.
He murdered bruz on his estate, absolute savage
When he was said he was filming in his estate I was like damn that's some big dick energy
That was my exact reaction hahaha. I went Oof
Please run for parliament
extremely legendary moment in the history of political corruption. spread this video around folks.
The real power move is when Jordies writes off his stay at Buzzalaro's estate as a business expense.
Oath
Lol - wrecks DA LIBERAL GOVMENT and gets a tax write off, just like how Bruz and Fatty McFuckHead wreck the country and get a tax write off as well!
It has to be done
That over 9000
The channel is running at a loss bruz
One of the greatest political trolls ever done in Australia. Impressed.
It's his best work to to-date outside of fatty mcfuckhead!
@@alexphotoman nah Fatty McFuckhead was topped by the Scomo video
Carn the Tiges!!
In the world*
Lewis Spears would be impressed
"I fucked in both your guest houses" is the most baller line I've heard in my fucking life holy shit
Jordies: “I’m filming at your estate.”
Me: That’s the evilest thing I can imagine! :’)
Then you lack imagination. So many more things, example? Unleash the termites!!!
What about barrel brains dodgy deals?
#SUPERBARILAROBRUZ
Bruz will try to play it off like "But I have your money so I get the last laugh" - and this is why more people need to get organised against the government instead of scoffing in disappointment or disbelief about blatant corruption. Put constant pressure on them all the time, leave comments on their social media every day reminding people about their corruption with links to sources and pictures of evidence (so many people just read headlines). Email ministers, contact them on twitter where they are in the public eye and just flatly ask them how they can support that kind of corruption. Put them on the spot, find out where they're doing public appearances, etc.
Legally.
Holy Christ, destroying a man from inside his own house is the most epic troll of all time. Also mighty informative.
Sitting on his ass in class 🥵
There's that ALP heroin thug we all love!
Savage
@@PeterKnagge what
@@MCPEMINOL Don’t worry, the Libs will call FJ “Bruz Lightyear” again and the whole thing will be hilarious again.
Welcome to yet another blame game...
From the recent bushfire commission did the Libs plan to do anything about CLIMATE CHANGE and DROUGHT? (For example re-introduce NSW GGAS carbon pricing maybe?) Nope, the only thing they’re doing is the same thing they did with the ALP’s illegal and inhumane offshore detention centres and they’ve all decided it is easier to just change the Act wording. Of course the Australian media and public is so docile and apathetic they bought it all hook, line, and sinker! They’re all like Americans all they care about is liability or whose responsible and not about people.
It’s just like “budget debt”, it’s just bs that doesn’t exist they create to whack each other over the head with.
There’s not a single shred of kindness in either of their hearts.
Me: Jordies getting fancy with his sets
Jordies: Bruz guess who's estate I'm filming at
Me: Best Plot twist ever
My thoughts exactly, bruz ain't gonna be happy 🤣🤣🤣
I thought it must have been a green screen and he just bought a fancy chair. Then, plot twist. Like OMG bruz
My jaw literally dropped.
Censored parts:
1:25 - "We're not here to talk about *my* big fat wog cock, we're here to talk about *another* big fat wog cock."
2:19 - (In silly Barilaro accent) "Brazza mia!" (Speaking normally) "He's a con man to the core powered by spaghetti."
6:11 - "Seriously, though, I think he's corrupt."
6:43 - "He wears his corruption as a badge of honor! But you've got to admit...*BOSS."*
9:20 - "Just to be sure, though, NSW parliament asked him over and over: 'Did you give tax money to Australia's oyster coast because your friend ran it?' To which he repeatedly said..." (In silly Barilaro voice) "It wasn't me! I didn't have shit to do with it! F*** off!" (Speaking normally) "Or words to that effect. Nine times over. Under oath. I think you can see where this is going. Labor got the documents, and wouldn't you look at that, Barilaro personally signed off on the deal! NSW labor then said, 'Maybe you should step down for at least being, y'know...'" (Covers himself in a questionable substance) "Slimier than me?" (slides on the floor while the Slider theme from Super Mario 64 plays) "Yaaay! ...You know what he said?" (In silly Barilaro voice) "But sir, it was an accident! I didn't mean to do it, bruz!" (Speaking normally) "And that was that. Not only did he use the public's money to prop up a friend's failing business, he perjured himself nine times over. You usually go to jail for perjury *once.* Let that sink in. And then do what your mum does when she sees something that she doesn't like on the news, which is--" (In sad mom voice) "Ow..."
13:50 - "If that wasn't enough, it just came out that he personally approved 4 million in council grants for his own electorate. Not to draw attention to his Italian heritage because I know he hates that, but *that's a spicy meatball!* In fact, he looks a bit like a meatball, doesn't he?" (In silly Barilaro accent): "5 star pork mince, dude!"
15:22 - "Scientists and national parks proposed a cull. Giovanni, the greasy little scrotum, refused."
Personally transcribed from this reuploaded video:
ua-cam.com/video/dC_8IY6WlHU/v-deo.html
Edit: Mistakenly wrote "woodcock" instead of "wog cock" at first because I wasn't familiar with Australian slang. Fixed. You learn something new every day!
it's not "woodcock", it's "wog" cock.... look up the definition of a wog in the context of Australian slang, it used to be a slur against italians, greeks etc before we took it back and owned it/re-appropriated it
@@schr4nz Ah, got it! I'd never heard that before. Thanks!
Makes more sense than "woodcock," which is a bird. I'd assumed he was going for a basic penis pun.
Please like and comment this to get it to the top (or jordies pin📌?)
Chad.
MVP
He buys an entire estate but uses expressi coffee from aldi. What a bruz
I thought the exact same thing ... what a cheap prick.
Magius42 ikr.... I own an ok house in Logan and even I buy Lavazza coffee beans.
I work at Aldi, and this made me uncomfortable when i saw that :(
No no no I'm sure he drinks good stuff, he just gives cheap shit to the people giving him 1000s of dollars per day, 5 star host there
@webnothing plastic homebrand sporks bruz
I mean this is what journalism should be, exposing corruption.
exactly
Frankly this is journalism... not sure what you call the so called journalists we call journalists... propaganda-ists?!
Corn holio frankly I call them talking heads, that’s all they are.
@@ARandomAnna yep pretty much, with fancy degrees, probably cert 4s 😄
@@smithy2 propagandist is a word
*Jordies dismantles entire NSW government* sick one bruz
Bruz
BRUZ
Given the State Opposition is missing in action somebody has to keep the government accountable.
Not quite cause Bruz backed down from his threat..a true testimate to the "man"
ua-cam.com/video/fMXrLLTAntc/v-deo.html
From 2:18 to 2:22, Jordan says “He’s a conman to the core, powered by spaghetti” for those of you wondering
1:37
24:01
2:23
19:30
6:43 “he wears his corruption as a badge of honour. Which you’ve gotta admit ‘boss’”
That 'filming at your estate' reveal is even better than the twist ending of Fight Club.
The idea of knowing he watched this, saw the bathtub and thought “that looks too nice to be Jordan’s place” then saw the chair and thought “... fuck” brings me unimaginable joy.
Spoilers dude!
the ending of _____ ____?
You just know that the $750 “cleaning fee” Is just his Nonna coming a past with a mop.
"Coming a past" 🤣🤣🤣👌
LOL
Don't underestimate a Nona with a mop.
‘Mi scusi’ 😂
Mumma Mia!!! Where has all these grease ona da kitchen floor???? Goivani, I told you not to eat off da floor!!!!
This video is the greatest hazard reduction burn in the history of Australia.
👌
The hazard being burned this time is John Barialro's unchecked corruption. Bloody good pun mate, props.
It is both.
underrated comment
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
The fact that you flamed him for 26mins while filming from his own house, that is the greatest troll of all time!
Including while in his bathtub... Gotta love that
That’s GOLD
Academy Awards stuff!
Epic
Jordie also fucked in the guy's bed too.
Dude came to my house years ago when our town was part of his electorate. Seemed like an okay guy but my parents HATED him after he came to visit because as my dad put it “he talked out his arse the whole time” and he never fulfilled any of his election promises. And even though I don’t live there anymore, he seems to have got worse.
He also ate all the good chocolate biscuits my mum put out for his visit so I didn’t get any until the next week. Still haven’t let that go nearly a decade later. Yes I’m petty. Sue me.
Lol. Sounds about right.
This should be the litmus test for Aussie politicians; leave out your biscuits and if they take the nice ones without even so much as, 'which one's are your favourite?' then it's straight to the guillotine.
He came to my town too hey. He actually pushed in front of me in the line at the Fxxcked as fish and chip shop
Eating all the biscuits should be in the video too. That's low.
@PMP At least it wasn't the scotch fingers
Holy shit haha
“The call is coming FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE”
"I promise I won't get political at your party!"
4 drinks later: *"HeY bRuZ, yOu SeEn Da NuUuUw FrIeNdLyJoRdIeS vIdEo!?"*
Re-watching this after watching Bruz's resignation. So very satisfying.
Me too mate. Sooo sweet.
Me too.
Yes it really is.... 😌☺️😊
Me too!
I live in the snowies and it still makes me furious to see how much damage has been done here directly through this cunts policy and politics.
Honestly, I’m surprised he isn’t in jail.. but maybe I shouldn’t be surprised.
The greatest reveal in political history, "I'm filming from your estate"
His Birthday was almost a month ago.
I wonder who has been in the estate finding the Mario toys. "WTF, why do I keep finding these things?"
I hope Scotty from marketing is next.
THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE!!!
Oh God. Last 10 minutes. I choked on my tea. "I'm filming from your Estate". Bloody Gold.
... with permission. Absolute gold.
@@Axman6 That was the Cherry on top.
Same! 🤣🤣🤣
I don't even live in Australia but dang, this Giovanni guy seems like a real piece of work
Like most of the politicians here in Australia. All of them corrupt
That's just it... He isn't, he's just a moron in over his head. To weak not to sell out
I live in Australia and this just makes me want move to another country even faster.
@@Tennyson_W05 both sides bad!
This is exactly why so many people in regional NSW have abandoned the National Party in favour of the Shooters Fishers and Farmers Party.
I think the court censorship makes this video even funnier
Because that just verifies the truth of every single insult that wasn't censored
"Stooge" has evolved to "Bruz"
WELCOME TO THE NEW AGE
What? Yimlaz is evolving!
...........
Yimlaz evolved into Giovanni Barilaro.
Giovanni Barilaro wants to learn the move PorkBarilaro
B B B B B
Giovanni Barilaro forgot Murray River Sand Attack and Learned PorkBarilaro.
Change name ->BRUZAMIA->Done
^__________^
@@hypnotoad101 Jordies used flex... it's Super Effective!
@@hypnotoad101 Underrated comment.
Thank you Candle Jack, very cool!
Seriously though, I'm dead lmao
@@hypnotoad101 66666990666666⁶
My jaw dropped as soon as he said that they are filming at the Bruz estate.
As an Italian, none of these jokes are racist. They’re hilarious af
Same here
same
Italians are not a race that's why it's not racist same thing if you make fun or jokes about Australians it's only racist if you make fun of or offend someone because of their skin colour dosen't matter what skin colour you are . So many people don't know the meaning/definition of racist or racism.
@@vampyresgraveyard3307 except the legal claim is racism
@@mvubu6823 well it's not his a moron
I still can't believe that throne is something Bruz ACTUALLY OWNS.
it is quite comical lmao
Knowing that Bruz Barilaro will realise you're filming in his estate before anyone else watching this video makes me so happy
Someone nominate this man for an Order of Australia award for his outstanding services to our great country.
Unfortunately this will not happen as everyone that controls that hates him
@@thegr8yg Fuck it then. We should just crowd fund for a fucking statue of him to be built instead.
@@thecripplingestofdepressio2686 I second this motion
Anyone else get chills when they saw this?
Its like hearing that there was footage of a train crash, and you rush over to the TV because you don't want to miss out. Can't wait to see how this plays out
Yeah bruz
Bruz it was an accident.
Yeah I had chills...in my peen which is super hard right now.
It's his best work outside of "fatty mcfuckhead" !
I can't believe bruz wanted us all to pay $12k to sweep his house for listening bugs after this and the fact that they didn't let him was truly epic
the fact that he wanted that that desperately implies he definetly does shit he doesnt want heard or seen there tho right? maybe that ashley maddision account had something to do with that? or who knows what kinds of buissness deals he negotiates at his luxurious estate?
Guy doesn't even check his guestlist. If he only now considering to sweep the house, he's an idiot.
He's also an idiot if he thinks it's a one and done deal.
@@StabbyTheSkaven that's what I was thinking the whole time ... Who's scared of listening devices unless they're hiding something .. dead giveaway bruz
@@lifeasrini to be fair, would you want listening devices in your house without your knowledge? I wouldn't.
But bruz deserves all the shitstorms and in this case he's definitely hiding stuff
and his people literally gave him permission to record and release footage from the house
I don't think you're allowed to film a murder and post it to UA-cam..
😂👏👏👏
I can just imagine him getting home, seeing all the Mario shit, only to walk outside shake his fist and yell "JORDIEEEEEEEES"
I bet he’ll be finding Mario paraphernalia for a while to come lol, open a tin of biscuits “Hey itsa me, Bruz”
@@Lt.Gruber "How many did you find this week?" He asked the cleaner.
@@Lt.Gruber 🤣🤣🤣🤣 that comment I read in the Mario voice
In response to this video, Barilaro was quoted as saying "To imitate both myself and the Premier with such obvious distaste for our backgrounds is unacceptable.". Well why not stop treating this country as your own playground as that is honestly more distasteful and disrespectful.
@@mikes78 Agreed. You gotta take your role seriously before you can start expecting respect.
"I'm filming in your estate" is the best reveal of all time lol.
That was great. I'm not even Australian and I'd never heard of Giovanni before, but I love watching slimy politicians get destroyed. We need this in the UK.
We need this everywhere!
bruz
I would watch the heck out of a UK knock-off of Friendlyjordies lampooning some Tories.
Bonus points if it's a team from Newcastle called FriendlyGeordies.
@@Clbull118 Lol you think Labour aren't in peoples pockets as well? Shits rotten no matter which side you swing.
@@LlibertarianGalt not disagreeing with you. British politics is almost as bad as Australian politics. As bad as Labour are at least they didn't drive us out of the European Union kicking and screaming because some xenophobic jerks didn't like Eastern Europeans and Muslims coming into our country.
Bruz: "Oh my god, stop calling me bruz!"
Police: "Mr Barilaro, we traced the call, its coming from inside the house!"
Jordan: *lurking in shadows in a Super Mario Costume*
Then a whisper from a nearby cabinet "Itsa meeeeeee..."
@@Hoboslayer1988 Cue John Carpenter Remix of the Super Mario Bros theme and you've got the best horror film of 2020.
😄 Had to stifle my laughter as I'm reading these at the hospital waiting area.
@@murasakiahiru Laughter is the best medicine
@@murasakiahiru Hope you, or the person you're with, feel better soon. :)
Holy smokes bruz, the level of corruption is actually staggering....
That's what got me too.
Yep which is why we need an ICAC for federal and state governments.
@@justinw4901 as per independentaustralia.net/politics/politics-display/a-federal-icac-is-pointless-if-conducted-by-a-corrupt-government,13563 , "A Federal ICAC is pointless if conducted by a corrupt government". They need to go, unfortunately the malignant tumors aren't going anywhere until 2022 unfortunately.
ua-cam.com/video/fMXrLLTAntc/v-deo.html
Bruhs, you are clearly not respecting the level of incompetent dix suckings that had to like happen to make this happen. Those inbred legend deserve every raise they get, if only for the hopes it propels them into the sun.
I've never seen a mocking of a politician as good as this. Laughed the whole way through, and my God the ending.
Considering this video caused Barilaro to use taxpayer money on a bug sweep for this disgustingly large property, we have to consider the high probability that the police came away from the sweep with nothing but a dozen or so mario toys.
Good for Yilmaz on graduating TAFE, I'm proud of him.
It must be embarrassing being a journalist in this country and being (repeatedly) put to shame by a comedian with a camera and a UA-cam page. What a weird dystopic media landscape we have.
Mate you should see the local papers down here in Eden Monaro - heads so far up his arse they couldn't see the truth when it is right in front of them.
Journalists don't have an appetite for this type of work because the organisations they work for don't want their political puppets being exposed for corruption.
I'm glad someone is doing something towards honest journalism. Keep up the awesome work you are doing. It's educating and enlightening many people.
Bruh um.. do you realise all Jordy has done is read those 'journalists in this country's' work, put on a robe, repeat it and say "uh durrr" a few times?
The power relies heavily on who sways public opinion when it comes to journalism these days, and i think jordan’s doing a bang up job
no mercy for stooges bruz
This one to the top bruz.
best one bruz
Just watched this in federal court, thanks.
I don't think I've seen anyone in the comments section talking about this - but I deeply, deeply appreciate the beautiful use of the Mario soundtrack in the background. Tip top work F.J.
Donkey Kong Country underwater level too
Yeah I tried to get mad at the content but the music was too good
@@evanpage2855 I want Giovani to go to prison - not just for his many, many, many crimes - but because I want the footage of his conviction to be accompanied by the 'Super Mario Game-Over' Jingle.
ua-cam.com/video/fMXrLLTAntc/v-deo.html
especialy the build up when he reveals that he is filming in his house
Just imagining the smoke coming out of his ears when he sees Jordie is filming at his estate makes my heart warm
This is exactly why the Australian government wants access to the algorithm, and that's why we shouldn't let it happen.
Sign the petition to protect Australian independent news on UA-cam, or else you'll be disliking 7 news with comments disabled, just because you have no freedom of speech in this country!
that's so trueeeee only it won't always be DISABLED comments because sooner or later an intern at the major news corps will tell them how to LIMIT their comment sections (and filter out keywords) which is even worse because then they'll have the APPEARANCE of "democratic audience feedback via comments", but really it's all a controlled image...just like TV right now. We really are living in the golden age of free speech with the window rapidly disappearing :((
@Kath Beck I'd rather be tracked in a world with independent media than a world where social media networks are forced to share propoganda for a government that serves the elites that are ruining this country
Also the propossed bill doesn't change what information google can retain so you're getting tracked either way, get a fake account and a vpn if you care about it so much
@@naomibelet and it will only be comments in agreeance with their particular narrative, which is ultimately liberal because Rupert Murdoch has control and he is good friends with LNP
@Kath Beck OP literally never said that the bill is going to pass straight away, they said to sign the petition against it straight away, because otherwise Google will probably start selling your data to companies so they can pay the government to be able to show you articles that you currently get for free, and then also have no control over the comments or recommendations for those articles because they're no longer allowed too
Where can I sign said petition
The horses are being let into the Snowy Mountains precisely to tear it up. Once they're done with it its nothing more than grassland pasture - no more native wilderness to be protected and ideal for cattle to graze in.
$40 coming your way brother. Finally someone who gives a damn about Australian policitcs, and has enough intellect to affect. Fight The Power!
@webnothing exactly, entirely aus fault lmao. We got what we asked for basically. We're just now starting to realise our fuck up and starting to question it.
webnothing sad truth. Aussie apathy, racism and greed has led to this bunch of tests in parliament.
Tests = twats
Aussies have never had to be politically active, we've had it too good for too long, and the last year's we've all been tucked away in our McMansions watching Netflix, and now China has bought up the Politicos and they are selling up the country. Wakey Wakey my dudes
@@jwbruckman Uh, you know the gov reserves the right to claim back all foreign-owned land right? Even regular citizens can have their ownership revoked.(ie to build a highway). I would not worry about China buying homes, we can just take em back if anything happens. Only issue is high rent prices.
Dissing the man from his own crib. Now that is gangsta jordan
The biggest chad move in the history of Australian politics, well played Jordie
I’m ashamed to say it took his
Producer getting arrested for me to start watching this channel and their work.
Same I am on a pension so if I could would donate to the funds.
It's horrible and insane what happened to Kristo and his family, but because of how ridiculous it all was/is and how public it became, friendlyjordies has gained a huge amount of new supporters. Even though barilaro and those cops are digusting humans and that should not have happened, any publicity is good publicity.
Dude... Imagine how ashamed I feel to start watching his stuff only after his house got firebombed.
I had heard of him mentioned by Isaac Butterfield, but after the firebombing when Charlie (Moist Critikal) informed about his "Who firebombed friendlyjordies" video just yesterday I started to binge Jordan's stuff. Dude is a treasure!
It took his house Getting fire bombed for me to notice he exists
@@theelltrain8985 This but I watched his collab with boy boy so I'm even more guilty
Jordan's budget:
40% rental fees on the Barilaro Mansion
60% super Mario merch
I lost it at "He was the spaghetti eating champion for 25 years and gets offended by my pointing out that he is Italian."
One of the best reasons to hit someone's Patreon I've seen. The research is the weight, the delivery is the sharpness, making these clips into terrifying spears.
Not just another opinion-piece channel.
My god how fire was this joke, over a minute’s worth of banter gone😂 9:22 10:26
"Just to be sure, though, NSW parliament asked him over and over: 'Did you give tax money to Australia's oyster coast because your friend ran it?' To which he repeatedly said..." (In silly Barilaro voice) "It wasn't me! I didn't have shit to do with it! F*** off!" (Speaking normally) "Or words to that effect. Nine times over. Under oath. I think you can see where this is going. Labor got the documents, and wouldn't you look at that, Barilaro personally signed off on the deal! NSW labor then said, 'Maybe you should step down for at least being, y'know...'" (Covers himself in a questionable substance) "Slimier than me?" (slides on the floor while the Slider theme from Super Mario 64 plays) "Yaaay! ...You know what he said?" (In silly Barilaro voice) "But sir, it was an accident! I didn't mean to do it, bruz!" (Speaking normally) "And that was that. Not only did he use the public's money to prop up a friend's failing business, he perjured himself nine times over. You usually go to jail for perjury once. Let that sink in. And then do what your mum does when she sees something that she doesn't like on the news, which is--" (In sad mom voice) "Ow..."
Sick beats though
That was the most savage shit I've ever seen. Legendary
Jordies increased his prop budget to enough for a cigar
Maybe it's Barilaro's cigar...
@@AndrejPanjkov Nah probably just stuffs baccy in a cannelloni
It sorta looks like a bar of chocolate
Oh God. I can only imagine he is going to be so pissed off at this He'll probably have an aneurysm.
Honestly I think he won't get it. And I'm serious. You need to be like, at least, "finishing TAFE" level smart to understand this video, even if you're the subject.
I think bruzzy first needs a basic amount of brain activity before he can have an aneurysm
We can only hope.
Hope he goes for comfort eating, I think he's been struggling to avoid looking like Palmer.
@Logan McLean Regardless if they're funny or not (they are), the facts still hold up.
honestly, its freaking hilrious to her music over the censored parts! Cause you know its the things that dealt out emotional dmg to bruz
He's not even from the bush. He grew up and lives in Queanbeyan - essentially just the Penrith of Canberra.
Eh it's regional not rural but still. Like Bungendore is twenty minutes drive and it's proper country.
The black blacktown of Sydney.
QBN is basically a NSW country town. 20 minutes from Canberra. I live in Canberra but work in Queanbeyan.
@@conn1e bungendore hasnt been country for a decade, its just another outer suburb
When the penny dropped about where you were filming the whole time was the hardest I’ve laughed in a long time. Gold.
Ladies and Gentlemen, 1 night at this estate costs 1850 PLUS the cleaning fee, with a minimum stay of 2 nights. John Barilaro is so clearly corrupt
bruh the loud music over some of the video is funny bc you know what was said hit hard
This is the most brutal take down I've ever seen, I'm in awe. At first I thought you'd lost your mind with videoing yourself in the bath, the robes, the cigar, but it all completely made sense in the end. This is a masterclass of savage, there's got to be some kind of award for this kind knock out, maybe they could fashion an MMA belt out of a Walkley Award or something. Dude, absolutely amazing. This is your best ever work, I don't know how you could ever top this. It's like QOTSA's "Songs For the Deaf", how could this not be your peak? It's perfect.
rob kelson baaaahaha best comment. I totally agree, def his best work ever, and the best takedown I’ve ever seen too - an utterly savage destruction
www.abc.net.au/news/2020-09-18/nsw-nationals-leader-john-barilaro-takes-mental-health-leave/12679760
Calling it his peak would suggest he can only go down from here. I expect this is the first step, if anything. 😉
gimme toro, gimme some more.....of these videos
Jordies is one chemical accident away from becoming the joker, straight up super villain shit right here.
Cant wait for him to rent koala killers Airbnb next.
Super villain? Jordan is quite literally the hero. The super villain is the evil bureaucrat taking advantage of his position for his own personal gain. Quite literally the definition of an evil villain.
"one man can't change the world"
*Friendlyjordies*: "hold this Koala a moment, because im about to become public enemy number one"
This man is the definfition of chaotic good
"I [REDACTED] in both your guest houses"
**Some Obscure Riff Starts Playing**
I laughed out loud when he revealed he’s staying at his house. Jordies is shaping up to be the Jon Stewart of Australia
Like John Oliver mated with Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert and Trevor Noah.
*Andrew Shultz. He’s the new Jon Stewart. Look him up.
why does everything have to be compared to what american's think is funny
Oh man. I bet I would have laughed too if i didn't happen to glance at the comments as the video was loading...
Great video none the less but that reveal must have been sweet.
Jesus crust, that ending? WHAT A POWER MOVE! I jumped up off the toilet seat at the reveal.
I literally got chills.
Mm Jesus crust
Nah, that was just the wee running down your legs mate
re watching this bad boy to boost the algorithm to start recommending it again to more people after Kristo's arrest
Oh neat, I thought this had died down, but it's come back, and now I can share something. I'm Italian Australian, and my father was the target of alot of genuine anti-Italian racism when he was growing up in the 60s and 70s. I double checked this with him, and not only is "bruz" or any wog-impression certifiably not racist, but according to dear old dad, it's not really possible to be racist against Italians in this day and age, we're not an "out" group anymore.
You can be racist against any "race".
Not liking someone, or assuming certain attributes about and individual, solely due to their "race", is per definition racist.
But i doubt there's any systematic racism against italians in australia today, nor do I consider Jordies portrayal of Barilaro especially racist as they are satirical comments based off traits he actually HAS. They just happen to follow the stereotype. *shrug*
@@UWGNick burp
Whow wow wee wow....got'im
You’re doing Australia a massive service exposing corruption
Keep it up 🥳
You are right ..any corruption should be called out!
I think jordies has explained due to Murdoch owning a large proportion of media outlets... and their strong connection to the liberal party...incidents involving labour politicians are usually scrutinised a lot closer and called out..so he won't spend time doing the same thing
Someone has to edit Bruz's wikipedia page...time of death 9am today...
I'm dying. What a burn.
The only recent edit was the removal of the word "Bruz" on his Wikipedia image.
I love how you just put music over the more colourful parts lmao
He was forced to, cause bruz is a little bitch
OH man, when you made the reveal of where your filming. This is art
The 9 dislikes are obviously Gladis, Barilaro and their cronies.
P.s Jordan if you see this I would love to hear an in-depth and hard hitting take on the current trial of Julian Assange!
Or people from Newtown...
And the AUWU
Bloody hell, jordies is just a next level troll at this point
It’s in nobody’s best interest to grind Jordan’s gears 🤷♀️
@@adnamallerom4137 just smile and vote labor kid
He’s the superhero we never asked for, but we needed
I have to tell you, I liked you a LOT! But this, this never ending love 💕
23:49 - OMG THATS GOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE GOT PERMISSION TO FILM!!!!!!!!! Hahahahahahhahaha
Just commenting so this has slightly more momentum. Sad that basic research in journalism is often restricted to this channel, but that’s Murdoch
Recommend Sean Doherty (@seano888 on instagram) another under appreciated journalist
Yeah lets just go wild on the commenting, increase the digital footprint
good plan lads
This is maybe the greatest political content I have ever feasted my eyes on.
The Trojan horse of Australian comedy in all its glory. Can’t think of another more brilliant set up and delivery.
I really wish I could reply to this comment with a GIF The Chasers delivering a Trojan horse to Sydney Uni lol
@@dawnxtreader7949
Or Bin Laden to APEC...
He’s a bloody legend 😂
The burns are so so good.
Congratulations Jordie. That was great. According to The Guardian an hour or so ago, Bruz has to face a vote of no-confidence in parliament. They'll probably never give you credit for it, but it's certainly interesting timing ;)
How'd he fair? I bet they just gave him some gold coins
@@devantisdale2348 The slippery tapeworm was saved, seems the Libs and Nats either still love him or are terrified of what might happen if he found out they didn't.
@@devantisdale2348 I just learned that he's now on a month of "mental health leave".
Friendlyjordies has gotten 1000% more aesthetic and I love it
*comments that were made before the end of a video*
I wish he did all his political videos in a robe on a fancy chair
You’re doing Australia a massive service exposing corruption
I just people would do something about it.
Corruption and fraud is normalized by Australian politicians. The most serious legal repercussion is being given the choice to step down.
No wonder they think they're untouchable.
@@analchampion7811 I wanna take this comment seriously but ur name got me sus
@@analchampion7811 It's because they have the Rupert media on their side.
@@analchampion7811 We need leaders like John Curtain who lead by example and Joseph Lyon who struggle with the populace. If we had leaders of that caliber the Toyota Corona Virus wouldn’t be lingering on forever
I fully expect these corrupt politicians end up in…the “can”. 😊👍👍
It's a fucking disgrace that it's been censored but some of that 8-bit music slaps.
This video has some of the highest production value, I've seen.
Incredible. This is what I want out of journalism.
I can't tell if this is investigative journalism, performance art, or political assassination. So we will just go dutch and call it a beautiful combination of all three.
Well done, Jordies, this is an astonishing piece of work. Chaser level execution.
Yes.
Yup it's all of the above.
it's called political trolling
I'm watching this one once again. This made me laugh the first time around but with the latest blow up involving the Fixated and Terror squad , clearly with not enough to do. I'll be buying a t shirt and looking forward to the trial.
Lefty Journo's have the morals of a rat breed with a cockroach.
one minute 1
"'Jordies has a nice new filming location''
20mins later
"he's in Smaug's den"
I just read an article in the Guardian that Google was fined over your bullying of Barilaro, that's how I got here. I was expecting to see another cyberbully and hoping to unleash my built-up anger in a useless rant, but watching this... LOL! The guy gets just a fraction of what he deserves.
Keep doing what you do, call out the real bullies in life and give them a piece of their own sh*t. You obviously have a huge effect and no doubt you've helped a lot in the change and progress with the last elections. Big thanks and you've earned yourself a new subscription!
Jordies has ascended to God level. A True wizard playing multi dimensional chess
I live nearby and I always wondered who owned it. I’m really disappointed now. Fun fact: The Windellama RFS saved the property from the oncoming Charleys Forest Fire. Pretty sure Barilaro hasn’t even thanked the brigade or even acknowledged the work they did.
:o !!!!!!!!! At least they saved that lil wombat and the trapped hens and all the microbes in the earth etc...
Friendlyjordies:"It must be a weak system if it can be brought down by a few insults" Media: Yes it is indeed
0:29 bro made the hardest transition and thought we wouldn't notice
The hype is real, so exciting that through Jordies' vids we are actually having an effect on the political landscape. Ty Friendly, for making us awake enough to care.
bout time
Im not even Australian and i got my own problems to deal with here, but that reveal near the end of the video had my jaw wide open, fucking class act my dude
#superbarilarobruz
'Names in Arabic' No shit
Joroqua you’d be surprised
@@grief6052 Btw I meat arabic countries
meant
Just a few weeks ago he was calling his attack on the AUWU 'the most pleasurable dismemberment I've embarked upon since burying Vice'. So in two years it went from Vice to shitty 'unions', then in like a week to, at a minimum, deputy premiers (Nationals will probably roll Bruz, and we'll see in time if the coalition survives or if the government does). So will Jordies be toppling prime ministers next month based on the current trajectory?
We can only hope...
and hope we do
fingers crossed
This is the best paced shounen out there soon our mc will be prime minister of stOOOOge land
Make this go more viral. This is a masterpiece
It truly is ❤️