Interview with VIOLENT Criminals | Louis Theroux: Law and Disorder In Johannesburg | BBC Studios

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  • @midwestfireplace9198
    @midwestfireplace9198 7 років тому +1307

    He seems like a calm, rational individual.

    • @Simon0
      @Simon0 3 роки тому +84

      Nice guy to invite round for dinner

    • @Stop_Gooning
      @Stop_Gooning 2 роки тому +53

      @@Simon0 I've known dudes like that, they're real cool when they aren't hungry.

    • @malcolmbenjamin28
      @malcolmbenjamin28 2 роки тому +4

      🤣

    • @giti2X
      @giti2X 2 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂

    • @trayvonr8cks
      @trayvonr8cks 2 роки тому +2

      Tht boy a killa

  • @Atacama87103
    @Atacama87103 4 роки тому +1306

    “I can’t tell when he’s Joking!” Most British reaction ever 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @brwhizz3060
      @brwhizz3060 4 роки тому +25

      Well, a lot of it could be bravado in front of the camera.

    • @tmyfatmufo
      @tmyfatmufo 4 роки тому +19

      Louis is a lost mind in tho world he has no idea how stupid he looks

    • @Abel1120
      @Abel1120 4 роки тому +4

      hey

    • @Titan13335
      @Titan13335 4 роки тому +32

      @@tmyfatmufo I don't think you know that he asks stupid questions on purpose so that people let out their true feelings

    • @tmyfatmufo
      @tmyfatmufo 4 роки тому +3

      @@Titan13335 nah hes very innocent

  • @nodoctoryet
    @nodoctoryet 5 років тому +2734

    If this is Maleven, imagine the evil of Matwelve

  • @kamosetlaba4771
    @kamosetlaba4771 2 роки тому +291

    That "you never give me" is lethal.

  • @lehlogonolo5153
    @lehlogonolo5153 2 роки тому +320

    "You never give me" 😂😂

  • @thelifeofpristojanto
    @thelifeofpristojanto 3 роки тому +249

    “They feel fokol”
    The most South African thing you can say.

    • @Tom-uv7ry
      @Tom-uv7ry 10 місяців тому +1

      It's an English saying we say everyday

    • @Kalushi-w4t
      @Kalushi-w4t 6 місяців тому +4

      Hai Man wena TOM as Tsotsi Taal die Deng > South African TAAL

  • @SHINIGAMI448
    @SHINIGAMI448 2 роки тому +1666

    Who searched this after hearing " you never give me " on tik tok 💀

  • @apex_xviii
    @apex_xviii 2 роки тому +184

    He's famous now. "You never give me"

    • @elvenitosucks
      @elvenitosucks 6 місяців тому

      He is dead now. So yeah.

    • @Don-pk2uy
      @Don-pk2uy 5 місяців тому +2

      He got killed in prison apparently

    • @Ve-suvius
      @Ve-suvius 4 місяці тому +1

      Numbers gang rule prison.
      26, 27, and 28.

  • @piscesman74
    @piscesman74 5 років тому +659

    "I make oven on". Classic.

  • @levitate9771
    @levitate9771 2 роки тому +170

    " I say I finish up now"😂😂

    • @zurema
      @zurema 2 роки тому +3

      Kills me🤣🤣 i swear i repeat this line everyday

    • @towiii1809
      @towiii1809 11 місяців тому +6

      Lol what can you say? You will give me no other way 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @MarkSmith-xi2ge
    @MarkSmith-xi2ge 6 років тому +252

    He commits his crimes at half past Maleven

  • @musamaluleke
    @musamaluleke 2 роки тому +143

    "only money that I want, you never give me" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @gazella2867
      @gazella2867 2 роки тому +11

      Vostek 😂😂

    • @ndumisonkohla5928
      @ndumisonkohla5928 2 роки тому +5

      @@gazella2867 you will give me no oda way

    • @gazella2867
      @gazella2867 2 роки тому +4

      @@ndumisonkohla5928 😅😅 southafrican ppl they’re funny i was there for ten year I like them and I miss them already

    • @mfundokheswa2872
      @mfundokheswa2872 2 роки тому +5

      I wonder if these guys know how popular they are on TikTok

    • @lord.mgcini
      @lord.mgcini 2 роки тому +2

      I say I finish up now 😂

  • @Twitch1632
    @Twitch1632 3 роки тому +579

    The tone in his voice when he says "only money that I want"😭 💀 I feel u Mr Maleven

    • @siphomashaba8571
      @siphomashaba8571 2 роки тому +28

      Hahahahaha that voice represents the pain of brokeness we all feel

    • @siphomashaba8571
      @siphomashaba8571 2 роки тому +11

      Someone please tell me who this dude @@danh9503 think he is telling us about "productivity" lol. Who on earth asked you for financial advice? Or maybe you need an English teacher to explain the difference between a statement and a question cause i sure as hell didn't ask you for your unnecessary comment. Worry about your own money. I got mine!!

    • @jackbraka3283
      @jackbraka3283 2 роки тому +5

      @@siphomashaba8571 don’t worry he’s nothing!

    • @djsgamingexe9900
      @djsgamingexe9900 2 роки тому

      I feel you ge us now blowing on tik tok

    • @ethandabestxd8296
      @ethandabestxd8296 2 роки тому +3

      @@siphomashaba8571 it's a criminal that you are thinking is a good guy that man killed people and stole from people and you feel sad for him because he is broke? what rubbish all that people want in this country is corruption... never support anybody that has sinned

  • @Roberto97810
    @Roberto97810 2 роки тому +78

    Maleven: What can you say?!
    Louis:😥😥😥🤐
    What an interview🤗

    • @lempiesimon
      @lempiesimon 2 роки тому +4

      😂😂😂😂 like exampulu

    • @ShariShazzer
      @ShariShazzer Рік тому +1

      😂😂😂🙊😿😿 why did you make me do that 🫣

  • @nadominhoca
    @nadominhoca 4 роки тому +280

    What an outstanding individual! Bet he contributes a lot for his community!

    • @robbylebotha
      @robbylebotha 4 роки тому +13

      He died some years ago

    • @turbineelectricalcc6287
      @turbineelectricalcc6287 3 роки тому +1

      Robby thy killed?

    • @TheZorontozozo
      @TheZorontozozo Рік тому +3

      @@robbylebotha he said he was gonna die for the job . Was that in deed the case? Was it on the job?

    • @michaeldelacruz5380
      @michaeldelacruz5380 Рік тому +3

      Yeap, even the BLM made him their spokesperson

    • @Romeu75
      @Romeu75 Рік тому

      @@michaeldelacruz5380 get a life.

  • @BurtsbeesXwhtevr
    @BurtsbeesXwhtevr 7 років тому +447

    Louis Theroux is a living legend of journalism world

    • @Biancabaltsoucos
      @Biancabaltsoucos 2 роки тому +3

      Now he’s a rapper

    • @jasonprendergast7493
      @jasonprendergast7493 2 роки тому +1

      @@Biancabaltsoucos he was a rapper WAY BEFORE THIS. God you kids. He was rapping back when he did his “Weird Weekends” and did the rap song (which is being brought back up abs remix now. That’s where it was taken from) in local radio station on his gangster rap documentary on Master P and all that. Just as gangster rap was becoming huge and big money. The height of if it all, Mobb Deep, and 50 cent was about to blow up 3-4 years after that documentary.
      Christ you kids. You don’t you’re born! 😂

    • @Biancabaltsoucos
      @Biancabaltsoucos 2 роки тому +1

      @@jasonprendergast7493 God you kids… okay grampa chillax, drink your meds and remember to put you diaper on before you p33 yourself

    • @IchihoBankai
      @IchihoBankai 2 роки тому

      Was

    • @jasonprendergast7493
      @jasonprendergast7493 2 роки тому

      @@IchihoBankai nope, still is. He’s still alive. And he’ll never lose all the huge achievements his done in the industry. What you argue is maybe he is, isn’t the best journalist around now. But, the statement was phrase he’s a living legend in the world. Which, he still very much is, and very much always will be.
      So, your comment is well and truly “Moot!”.

  • @pharmokan
    @pharmokan 3 роки тому +388

    I admire his straight-to-the-point procedure of earning a wage.

    • @NOFACENOSHAME
      @NOFACENOSHAME 3 роки тому +47

      Truely a ground breaking entrepreneur

    • @makteko
      @makteko 3 роки тому +7

      @@NOFACENOSHAME Damn, I am not suppose to be laughing. 😭

    • @AJ-zx8by
      @AJ-zx8by 2 роки тому +5

      At least he is not a work shy snowflake. He is not afraid to do the jobs most people on the dole are too lazy to do.

    • @NM-kb3ko
      @NM-kb3ko 2 роки тому

      Guys please!

    • @el_kapitan458
      @el_kapitan458 2 роки тому +2

      @@Shakawkaw 🤡

  • @4exgold
    @4exgold 8 років тому +449

    Louis was brave. These mindless thugs would kill you for 20 Rand. Like the driver said, they have no conscience, no compassion, no soul, they literally have become animals.

    • @tobytoxic
      @tobytoxic 3 роки тому +14

      Have become? LOL

    • @yungmentalproblems
      @yungmentalproblems 3 роки тому +1

      Ok racist... Also slavery was a mistake

    • @enei7045
      @enei7045 3 роки тому +3

      @@tobytoxic yes become. they're not born like this they become like this through being raised in a degenerate society.

    • @craigross341
      @craigross341 3 роки тому +17

      I'll bet there were two people - former military or cops - standing with pistols ready to open up if it began to go wrong. I'd also bet they'd been paid before, and with more later, the second payment not coming until he's gone.

    • @viktorracz7399
      @viktorracz7399 3 роки тому +2

      Median IQ is 67 in SA, under 85 you’re considered borderline retarded. There is an inverse relationship between low IQ and violent crime. Case solved.

  • @greaseTalk
    @greaseTalk 2 роки тому +23

    YOU NEVA GIVE ME??!! YOU NEVA GIVE ME??!!

  • @faith_alone
    @faith_alone 4 роки тому +49

    Maleven: You neva give me?
    Louis: 👁👄👁

  • @ant2011
    @ant2011 7 років тому +419

    He's literally a super villain

    • @Bulltardwin
      @Bulltardwin 6 років тому +61

      And his weakness is maani

    • @lslice5283
      @lslice5283 4 роки тому +22

      Only difference is that when they die no one will remember their names, they’ll just be two more dead black men found ditched in some back alley or dumpster, you don’t live a life like that without making a ton of enemy’s

    • @timothyjennings9520
      @timothyjennings9520 3 роки тому +14

      @@lslice5283 He's actually dead.

    • @TheTranceCartel
      @TheTranceCartel 3 роки тому +22

      @@lslice5283 Idk, he died more than 5 years ago in a brazen jailbreak and people still talk about Maleven

    • @ConanBayBay1738
      @ConanBayBay1738 3 роки тому +3

      Super thug😂😂

  • @shulupayaface
    @shulupayaface 6 років тому +70

    Louie always stares at his interviewees with a silent pause.

    • @adrenalin80sstyle93
      @adrenalin80sstyle93 3 роки тому +3

      I used to feel nervous driving through Redfern in Sydney.
      Where a common joke is you should vomit to give the locals some free food
      Redfern is a high rise slum with needles and broken glass and mostly parolees and junkies and dropkicks of Sydney
      I'd rather voluntarily live there than spend a night in Johannesburg

  • @habibsyed9190
    @habibsyed9190 7 років тому +108

    Imagine actually dealing with this in a real life scenario, after talking for so long and begging, but there is nothing you can do. Its like one of rare times, when you can honestly, truly not talk someone out of it, like at 0:50, its the only thing going through his mind.

    • @whaleycoyote5226
      @whaleycoyote5226 4 роки тому +1

      Most likely he would go the second he thinks he got all you money , jewelry etc. No time for killing , plus it is loud

    • @Wshilighlights
      @Wshilighlights 4 роки тому +8

      @@whaleycoyote5226 actually we have the highest murder rate in the world. So most of the time after getting the money they will kill you anyway

    • @justjuice1264
      @justjuice1264 4 роки тому +38

      @@whaleycoyote5226 You watch too much Movies . This is South Africa.

    • @DavidL1986
      @DavidL1986 3 роки тому +3

      In Brazil things have become like this now.. many criminals were shot by someone pulling a gun. So now they simply shoot you.. then steal your belongings. Many people have died in Brazil like this now.. with South Africa you’d just have to give him your money and hope he doesn’t shoot you (but if you refuse to pay up - then your getting shot)

    • @trxvis_34
      @trxvis_34 2 роки тому

      @@justjuice1264 haha fr that man thinks they wont kill, its south africa you can get away with murder

  • @lwandilemanikela4131
    @lwandilemanikela4131 2 роки тому +89

    imagine your car was stolen in benoni last night and you see this😭

    • @akhonazasembo3016
      @akhonazasembo3016 2 роки тому

      The police killed this guy some years back

    • @tswelopeleseleka9641
      @tswelopeleseleka9641 Рік тому

      😂

    • @JohnWick_BW
      @JohnWick_BW Рік тому +3

      You will contact him to buy it. He says they are waiting for buyers. And I bet they probably sell them for around R5,000 each

  • @chikounpluggedmusic
    @chikounpluggedmusic 2 роки тому +6

    Who typed "You never give me "into the search bar

  • @lockdown172
    @lockdown172 8 років тому +896

    any man that can make an oven on, deserves respect and has rights to voice his opinion.....

    • @thandiafrique84
      @thandiafrique84 8 років тому +6

      😅😅😅😅😅

    • @MN-so4ve
      @MN-so4ve 8 років тому +16

      lockdown172 Lol! But that respect depends on what will he bake :)

    • @qhelanioscar6571
      @qhelanioscar6571 7 років тому +1

      😅😅😅😂😂😂😂

    • @sirnigelfarage1177
      @sirnigelfarage1177 7 років тому +1

      lockdown172 somebody this man money

    • @sirnigelfarage1177
      @sirnigelfarage1177 7 років тому +8

      lockdown172 pay this man money before this man kills your wife

  • @azeriturk7977
    @azeriturk7977 7 років тому +242

    I make oven on. I put hot wings in it. What you gonna do?
    You give me Buffalo Sauce.

  • @grantmanor6642
    @grantmanor6642 7 років тому +970

    *in the middle of intense rap battle*
    Take your child and put it in oven. I make oven on.
    *crowd goes wild*

    • @franzrobochicken6211
      @franzrobochicken6211 7 років тому +7

      Grant Manor 😂😂😂😂😂 comedy!!!

    • @banaan1appel229
      @banaan1appel229 7 років тому +7

      Grant Manor OOOOOOOHH!!!!

    • @AFTERPROWRESTLING
      @AFTERPROWRESTLING 7 років тому +5

      Grant Manor I died when I read this!

    • @kymd9887
      @kymd9887 7 років тому +11

      Grant Manor It really is terrible but my goodness the way he worded it is comedic. "I make oven on!" :0

    • @ohlawd3699
      @ohlawd3699 7 років тому +1

      LOL

  • @haroldgodwinson4674
    @haroldgodwinson4674 4 роки тому +96

    Reality will always be more terrifying and incredulous than fiction.

  • @langa1533
    @langa1533 Рік тому +9

    Its the British's face for me😂😂😂

  • @bonnie43uk
    @bonnie43uk 8 років тому +548

    scary stuff, if I were Louis I would have felt very threatened by that interview.

    • @TheDominantSloth
      @TheDominantSloth 8 років тому +98

      It wouldn't surprise me if he had to pay him to do the interview to be honest.

    • @TheDominantSloth
      @TheDominantSloth 8 років тому +29

      ***** You realise that he lives in a world where you need to 'look' tough. So there is a very good chance he was lying to get street cred.

    • @skimaskroach5678
      @skimaskroach5678 8 років тому +9

      Max Brockie okay yeah, you dont know a thing

    • @12tothe3tothe4
      @12tothe3tothe4 7 років тому +2

      Max Brockie ☆pulls out AR☆ I'm just a bitch ass nigga, I can get jiggy with this shit

    • @LoydAvenheart
      @LoydAvenheart 7 років тому +17

      I wouldn't. I would take him, put him in the oven. And make the oven on.

  • @SenorCrazylegs
    @SenorCrazylegs 2 роки тому +244

    There are some parts of the world where if someone mugs you, you can stand up for yourself.
    South Africa and Brazil are two countries where you should absolutely never do that.

    • @Stop_Gooning
      @Stop_Gooning 2 роки тому

      I got "mugged" in Portland Oregon once. Poor bum was so fucked on drugs he dropped his knife before I even had a chance to pull my gun.

    • @stevenmcsteven6693
      @stevenmcsteven6693 2 роки тому +33

      Unless you're carrying a gun yourself, like in many failed robberies in Brazil where the robbers end up dead

    • @Luke-vf6qc
      @Luke-vf6qc 2 роки тому

      Its sad man. People like this need to be wiped off the Earth. The world would be a better place then

    • @jamesharris184
      @jamesharris184 2 роки тому +3

      I think Texaa and Florida may be different.

    • @danh9503
      @danh9503 2 роки тому

      Or be prepared to shoot someone? Problem solved.

  • @bobnice3044
    @bobnice3044 7 років тому +33

    Watched this doco last night and came here, that camera crew were lucky not to have been killed here, I like Louis he's got big balls he never seems to exude fear.

    • @Stop_Gooning
      @Stop_Gooning 2 роки тому +5

      "Aye bruv I'm British. Thanks for keeping this land warm for me, we'll be seeing you. Have a good day....
      .... Oh, you're still here?"

  • @raymosesleinane92
    @raymosesleinane92 2 місяці тому +1

    Maleven wanting to ask the interviewer to buy a stolen car from them will forever be legendary. 'We're waiting for buyiring maybe" and he was cut short😂😂😂😂

  • @Scatman1776
    @Scatman1776 3 роки тому +87

    I work with a couple of South African blokes. They said this is 100% accurate. These kinds of people are everywhere there.

    • @jaredweiman2987
      @jaredweiman2987 3 роки тому +12

      Nobody listens to the guys in SA though. They're living proof that people are 'different.'

    • @gunner4life568
      @gunner4life568 3 роки тому +23

      They are not everywhere that is a lie this kind of soulless criminals are mainly found in big cities especially CPT Johannesburg and Durban but where I live it is really peacefully there has never been any murder or robbery in my entire 26 years of living unfortunately stats will say South Africa not certain areas

    • @richardsmith4783
      @richardsmith4783 3 роки тому +4

      @@jaredweiman2987 what are you talking about? What is your point? Do you live in SA?

    • @Scatman1776
      @Scatman1776 3 роки тому

      @@richardsmith4783 Yes I do.

    • @aphiwembande8661
      @aphiwembande8661 3 роки тому +5

      Lmao no not really

  • @ArksE8
    @ArksE8 7 років тому +122

    does he except card payments I wonder?

    • @elpapirin9240
      @elpapirin9240 7 років тому +7

      Arks Ekrem or PayPal?

    • @paulbales3014
      @paulbales3014 7 років тому +30

      He accepts if your pal pays. Or you both go to hot shower. There is no other way.

    • @lemoncurry2926
      @lemoncurry2926 6 років тому +4

      he accept liver and kidney anyway

    • @catch2080
      @catch2080 5 років тому +1

      No maani he put you in ze uven

    • @robbylebotha
      @robbylebotha 4 роки тому +3

      They actually do in a way. Keep your family hostage and drive you to the ATM

  • @thebronxavenger2976
    @thebronxavenger2976 7 років тому +361

    Note to self don't go to South Africa ✔️✔️✔️✔️✔️✔️✔️✔️✔️✔️✔️✔️✔️

    • @NduMadlala88
      @NduMadlala88 7 років тому +22

      No man south Africa is a great place

    • @nacho74
      @nacho74 7 років тому +18

      Or give him the maaani

    • @cameronjansz88
      @cameronjansz88 7 років тому +12

      dont go to africa at all

    • @ryanbell4952
      @ryanbell4952 7 років тому +8

      Most of SA is okay, just don’t go to Joburg

    • @nacho74
      @nacho74 7 років тому +3

      I would go to Africa and give him his maaaaany, .... And some chicken wings

  • @finn3102
    @finn3102 3 роки тому +78

    "I took your child and put it in oven... and make oven on". This dude is the real deal for sure.🤣🤣🤣

    • @LK-ru1mg
      @LK-ru1mg 2 роки тому +9

      That’s what they do here in SA , it’s very scary.

  • @_Cbs000
    @_Cbs000 2 роки тому +18

    “You never give me “😭🤣🤣

  • @Orquiz92
    @Orquiz92 3 роки тому +12

    When my boss doesn’t give me my paycheck I tell him “I put you new born en oven if u don gimmi my muni”

  • @DRAGONS147
    @DRAGONS147 6 років тому +42

    Louis is hands down the best t.v journalist you will ever find. The man is a genius.

  • @pancakes6119
    @pancakes6119 3 роки тому +172

    We need more people like him in society

    • @blaydenappollis9406
      @blaydenappollis9406 3 роки тому +12

      Less*

    • @ianbeale5980
      @ianbeale5980 3 роки тому +20

      I assume you're talking about Louis Theroux and not Maleven.. right... right??

    • @blaydenappollis9406
      @blaydenappollis9406 3 роки тому +3

      @@ianbeale5980 I can sense you wanna start a argument :D

    • @ianbeale5980
      @ianbeale5980 3 роки тому

      @@blaydenappollis9406 haha no way man, pancakes was being so ambiguous though..
      people might get the wrong idea about him 👀

    • @blaydenappollis9406
      @blaydenappollis9406 3 роки тому

      @@ianbeale5980 mmm

  • @axlglenn2156
    @axlglenn2156 2 роки тому +7

    Step 1: Take to shower
    Step 2 :Take to hot shower
    Step 3 : Put it in oven
    Step 4 Make oven on
    Step 5 Profit

  • @lunit00n68
    @lunit00n68 3 роки тому +103

    He is speaking facts I would pay in a heart beat

    • @Dee.the.creator
      @Dee.the.creator 2 роки тому +16

      you never give me?

    • @nathj4818
      @nathj4818 2 роки тому +11

      And he'd continue to visit your house and repeat the process

    • @shaunburner1
      @shaunburner1 2 роки тому +8

      No ada way

    • @HHkkk-g6h
      @HHkkk-g6h 3 місяці тому

      He give you hot SHOWA

  • @rikodanprime85
    @rikodanprime85 8 років тому +407

    "Only maani" 😂

    • @davidharken4207
      @davidharken4207 8 років тому +25

      Give him Maani before he put oven on

    • @ridhbutton
      @ridhbutton 7 років тому +8

      Riko Dan just giv meu exampul..

    • @gabrielpozart1773
      @gabrielpozart1773 7 років тому +11

      He'd kill all you punk ass youtubers for mocking his natural accent behind the safety of miles upon miles away from him behind your keyboard 😂. Just know that

    • @bossboy191919
      @bossboy191919 7 років тому +4

      Riko Dan he wonts maani

    • @nacho74
      @nacho74 7 років тому +3

      David Harken or the hot shower

  • @imeraja8320
    @imeraja8320 7 років тому +23

    "You will give me, no other way"

  • @Folfx
    @Folfx 7 років тому +27

    "Give me monni!! You don't give me monni I put cake in da oven and put da oven on!! Now give me monni"

    • @svenniepennie4237
      @svenniepennie4237 7 років тому +5

      He wouldnt be a succesful baker. Only putting the cake in da oven when dey dont give him monni.

    • @paulcooper5748
      @paulcooper5748 3 роки тому

      He needs to hear the words say hello to my little friend tony montana.

  • @marehemudanielarapmoi6424
    @marehemudanielarapmoi6424 Рік тому +4

    Take child.
    Put in oven.
    Put oven on.
    Serves 6.

  • @teemann9219
    @teemann9219 Місяць тому +1

    Louis thinking about his last born being roasted and having a gun pointed to his heard whilst his wife is being held at knife point simultaneously 😢

  • @fileerausveitsi
    @fileerausveitsi 8 років тому +63

    what can you say? what can you say?

    • @fileerausveitsi
      @fileerausveitsi 8 років тому +24

      you will give me. no other way.

    • @PowerfulWizard
      @PowerfulWizard 7 років тому +1

      fileerausveitsi ders no udda whey

    • @grantmanor6642
      @grantmanor6642 7 років тому +1

      the conversation reads like bad fan fiction lol

    • @delilithkerk1130
      @delilithkerk1130 7 років тому

      fileerausveitsi you can say "Hail the Lilith kerk!"

    • @jackw8827
      @jackw8827 7 років тому +3

      fileerausveitsi I have pepper spray. I take it and spray it and make rock on his skull for threatening my child. Then I go to the baths to wash animal blood off me.

  • @lukhanyozimela9715
    @lukhanyozimela9715 2 роки тому +10

    “You never give me?!” 😂😂

  • @JakeC-xx8zq
    @JakeC-xx8zq 11 місяців тому +5

    Comedy gold. We need a follow up interview.

  • @jpow21
    @jpow21 2 роки тому +28

    The fact that this has turned into a meme on tik tok 😂😂😂

  • @mkay187
    @mkay187 Рік тому +2

    Journalist: my money don't jiggle jiggle -
    Skelm: it's only money that I want

  • @sophietaylor6755
    @sophietaylor6755 6 років тому +35

    Louis has learned....so much.
    And is truly the voice of reason.
    Love

  • @eddiestaunton514
    @eddiestaunton514 Рік тому +3

    Knew he looked familiar, we hired him as Minister for Integration in Ireland

  • @fargoboyle1
    @fargoboyle1 8 років тому +596

    glad that guy is dead! rotten in the ground now

    • @smurfarooney2003
      @smurfarooney2003 8 років тому +108

      Dick Hurtz r.i.p legend maleven a great great man hated by few loved by many ......he will be well missed

    • @lampy4485
      @lampy4485 8 років тому +23

      How do you know he's dead bro? I live in Benoni and my sister goes to Uni in Joburg so id be interested to know ( not that there arnt thousands more like him) but still.

    • @rahulkemp6489
      @rahulkemp6489 8 років тому +52

      got killed wen servin time in CMAX

    • @SR009s
      @SR009s 7 років тому +86

      That Guy wow you are stupid

    • @grantmanor6642
      @grantmanor6642 7 років тому +57

      best news I heard all day

  • @jamesritch5245
    @jamesritch5245 4 роки тому +28

    "We take it with a gun, what can we do" "I just want your money" words I will live by lol

    • @0its0not0mine
      @0its0not0mine 4 роки тому +2

      I want to get his accent SO badly, and then walk around and say that for mundane sh%t.

    • @Luke-vf6qc
      @Luke-vf6qc 2 роки тому

      @@0its0not0mine you gonna make people shake in fear bro 😄

  • @krendo5793
    @krendo5793 4 роки тому +43

    I remember meeting this guy on a trip over there. He told me he was the wallet inspector

    • @dbslide
      @dbslide 2 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂 Good one

  • @brownring9154
    @brownring9154 8 років тому +539

    Hold on how long do I put the baby in the oven for? This is difficult recipe to follow.

    • @fingmoron
      @fingmoron 7 років тому +44

      Brown Ring make oven on before u start

    • @orion3768
      @orion3768 7 років тому +18

      220 degrees for 40 minuets . Roast until golden and the juices run clear. Serve with father beans and a dash of apple sauce. Bon appetite

    • @gothicc9959
      @gothicc9959 7 років тому +12

      Ryan Stirland bone apple teeth

    • @OGBeez
      @OGBeez 7 років тому +19

      Brown Ring Put Knife To Neck .. Add Infant To Oven .. Make Oven On ... You Get Your Maaaaani ... No Other Wayy

    • @paulbales3014
      @paulbales3014 7 років тому +14

      I will show you with your last born

  • @hollywoodhawkins9730
    @hollywoodhawkins9730 7 років тому +36

    Louis immediately ended the interview lol.. He no give him money.

    • @azazfall9
      @azazfall9 4 роки тому +3

      definitely gave them

  • @heisenberg6442
    @heisenberg6442 3 місяці тому +4

    0:52 is a masterpiece😂

  • @gabrielkoffman2838
    @gabrielkoffman2838 Місяць тому +1

    I imagine This is what Pharoah was hearing when Moses came to negotiate .

    • @LeratoM98
      @LeratoM98 6 годин тому

      😂😂😂😂

  • @pasta8709
    @pasta8709 4 роки тому +7

    Potential engineer, scientist, doctor.

  • @jameskelly7284
    @jameskelly7284 Рік тому +6

    You would struggle to write such a horrifying and evil character

    • @HHkkk-g6h
      @HHkkk-g6h Місяць тому

      He give you hot showa and make oven ON.

  • @oddunb6190
    @oddunb6190 4 роки тому +32

    And this is why gated communities exist in Jo’berg.

    • @TheTranceCartel
      @TheTranceCartel 3 роки тому +4

      And Los Angeles, which is basically Joburg USA

  • @imranciyax8233
    @imranciyax8233 2 роки тому +34

    He thought he is joking and maleven is serious. That friend of maleven is the most loyal friend in the world

  • @bonganivussymkhize1105
    @bonganivussymkhize1105 2 місяці тому +2

    He terrorised a lot of people… may his soul never rest in peace

  • @_AnakinSkywalker
    @_AnakinSkywalker 2 роки тому +3

    0:17 Only money that I want
    0:53 You never give me
    1:15 You will give me…

  • @pharaohraheemangelofdeath
    @pharaohraheemangelofdeath Рік тому +5

    "You are gonna give us" Wallahi fr fr🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @seisamajoro4830
    @seisamajoro4830 2 роки тому +5

    "when you have a gun you have money" 😂😂😂

  • @BRDYBRDY-bi1xd
    @BRDYBRDY-bi1xd 8 років тому +16

    You only give me the Moooneeyy or else i put it here

  • @Nadstratosfer
    @Nadstratosfer 2 роки тому +2

    The "SAFE ABORTIONS" poster adds an interesting perspective to this dialogue.

  • @Sam-yk9kh
    @Sam-yk9kh Рік тому +4

    0:53 is what we came for😂💀

  • @Munch-g7s
    @Munch-g7s 8 років тому +34

    Can't argue with that I suppose. "how would you like it Cash cheque or BACS mate?"

  • @FrogBalls101
    @FrogBalls101 4 роки тому +6

    Dudes are speaking the language of the criminals.

  • @brianm2881
    @brianm2881 7 років тому +13

    That old Beatles tune,
    You never give me your money
    I put your son in a refrigerator
    You wan' pay now, or wan' pay later?
    You break down....

    • @dannycheesums
      @dannycheesums 4 роки тому

      Lol thank you for ruining that song for me forever

  • @_Amilio_
    @_Amilio_ 2 роки тому +23

    This is actually some real journalism

  • @wwd7562
    @wwd7562 2 роки тому +7

    We are waiting for buyeree now

  • @muaazismail_
    @muaazismail_ 7 років тому +75

    "Only money that i want"
    Lol i feel him XD

  • @bakwechokoe4054
    @bakwechokoe4054 2 роки тому +3

    Maleven when yourtwelve walks in: 💀

  • @OppGoblinTv
    @OppGoblinTv 3 роки тому +5

    😭😭i love how he doesn't skip a beat "if i have a small child there ,you say you'll hurt the child?" Ma11: *cuts him off* i took your child i put it in oven ,i make oven on😭😭i pray ma11 didn't influence too many young steppas

  • @markus7166
    @markus7166 Рік тому +6

    After seeing this interview, the British government immediately offered him citizenship

  • @kutloano.mp4
    @kutloano.mp4 2 роки тому +7

    0:51 is why I'm here😭

  • @lelowmofokeng
    @lelowmofokeng 3 роки тому +8

    "What can you say?
    You'll give me
    No other way"
    🤣🤣🤣🤣😩😩⚰️ I'm dead yho

  • @ToiletBowl
    @ToiletBowl 7 років тому +4

    Someone will eventually give you EXACTLY what you are looking for

  • @rowanmelton7643
    @rowanmelton7643 3 роки тому +20

    Louis is actually an absolute badass. He's the most needy looking guy, yet he'll square up to some of the biggest animals this world has to offer with no fear whatsoever. He's got some bollocks on him

    • @KC-cb7ov
      @KC-cb7ov Рік тому +2

      He didn't square up on bit. Infact his whole demenor is submissive. As long as he didn't cry or act like a bish. He was gonna be save.

    • @marabunya
      @marabunya Рік тому +1

      Haha. Don't fool yourself. He's got security around him off camera. 😂

  • @diap727
    @diap727 2 роки тому +3

    I can quote this whole exchange from memory

  • @SphaKhubheka
    @SphaKhubheka Місяць тому +1

    Ma leven story was eye opening of how one can become a villain ,

  • @hooper1545
    @hooper1545 2 роки тому +2

    Louis lucky his money doesn't jiggle jiggle but folds

  • @rjflores438
    @rjflores438 Рік тому +26

    Maleven is no longer with us from what I have heard. Im sure not many people will mourn the demise of this psychopathic criminal, regardless of the obvious traumatic upbringing he must have had to end up like this.

  • @Slarti
    @Slarti 6 років тому +7

    I am not ashamed to say that I hope Maleven no longer walks the earth.

    • @gulfstream7235
      @gulfstream7235 4 роки тому +1

      I'm sure he's well past his use by date....

    • @Monaleenian
      @Monaleenian Рік тому +1

      Probably had plenty of kids though!

    • @iohangut4704
      @iohangut4704 Рік тому

      @@Monaleenian dount he raised any though

  • @Paul-qq7mh
    @Paul-qq7mh 5 років тому +142

    We need more people like this in Australia.

    • @brandynhenry7107
      @brandynhenry7107 3 роки тому +43

      every country needs more potential space surgeons

    • @naledymoshoeshoe9998
      @naledymoshoeshoe9998 3 роки тому +2

      That's why those crazy Australian laws won't work here 😅

    • @Stop_Gooning
      @Stop_Gooning 2 роки тому +4

      I agree, all prisoners should be express shipped to that hellhole.
      Never figured out why we let the convicts declare their own country...

    • @donjuanmckenzie4897
      @donjuanmckenzie4897 2 роки тому +5

      @@Stop_Gooning Australia is a nice country. Its not as good since the white Australia policy has been oveturned though.

    • @Stop_Gooning
      @Stop_Gooning 2 роки тому +5

      @@donjuanmckenzie4897 "Nice" lmao that place was never intended for human habitation. If the crocodiles, venomous snakes, venomous insects, venomous arachnids, venomous plants, poisonous insects, poisonous plants, dingos, venomous fish, venomous jellyfish, venomous octopus, sharks, one of the only venomous mammals (idk how you pulled that one off), the unbroken wasteland of the interior, the insane heat AND the dreaded Drop-Bear don't kill you then chronic boredom and cheap alcohol probably will.

  • @rabutheape5651
    @rabutheape5651 27 днів тому

    I don't think Louis Theroux knows how legendary this interview is

  • @kindsir1256
    @kindsir1256 3 роки тому +17

    So many legendary quotes from this clip! 😂 where is “all my life I like crime”. I’m sure there’s more??

    • @OppGoblinTv
      @OppGoblinTv 3 роки тому +2

      😭"like example" "i will show you with your last born"

  • @holdmydjango
    @holdmydjango 3 роки тому +27

    Bruh back in high school I had a friend who used to reenact this video in Life Science class when we were bored🤣🤣 this video has always been inappropriately funny.

  • @zuxiangames2819
    @zuxiangames2819 2 роки тому +5

    I finish up now... No Ada way.

  • @morrismanganhe1113
    @morrismanganhe1113 Рік тому +5

    “What can we do?” 😂

  • @do0myk
    @do0myk 3 роки тому +9

    Europe will not survive without these beautiful people

  • @kwittab5473
    @kwittab5473 2 роки тому +3

    "You never give me"