Jschlatt is big brain
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- Опубліковано 19 вер 2020
- Jschlatt may have been joking about his studies at Harvard, but he definitely has a 1000 IQ sometimes. Hope you enjoy this intellectuals-only content. Best wishes to everybody!
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I got the podcast clip from Boys That Stream:
• "Storytime with JSCHLA...
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Schlatt probably knows all the contents of the alexandria library
tbh he probably burnt it down too
@@sleepy_ophelia i bet he did the same when the germans lost the war and started burning documents
Schlatt knows too much
He’s also Cain
i mean that would explain a lot
@@gergthegoblin that would explain his actions in 1999
Jschlatt is mentioned on the Enumclaw wikipedia page
holy shit youre right
For all wondering: it’s in the “aftermath” section of the article in the paragraph “popular culture”
I don't see it but I believe you
Holly fuckin shit I've found it
Thanks
my favorite part is that the place where they mentioned that links to the 'Ludwig' disambiguation page since there's no wikipedia article on Ludwig
Schlatt probably knows Victoria's secret
that's funny ngl
.....at this point i'm not sure whether jschlatt is joking about going to harvard and now i'm too afraid to ask
Same😳🐀
Women
1999
Escape
Police
Ask him about the triangle shirtwaist factory, he knows a lot about that
Yea was wondering about the 14yo imagrant girls
Yeah but everyone in New York does we all read a book on it and stuff
is the door locked doe?
@waldough Everyone in Ohio too. Every. Single. Person I talk to knows what it because of the historical fiction book about it. Even the kids not in Cleveland, like the Kids in Columbus too, and NO ONE ELSE in ANY OTHER STATE near me knows wtf we are talking about except the New Yorkers. It’s so weird because the other states have shit that we don’t know about.
@@draxbrady1535 holy shit you're right
can't get over jschlatt reading the bible to a pornstar, a maniac, and a chess champion
a king
Did u just realized that jschlatt is big brained?
I mean, he managed to escape the police from 1999, is it really surprising?
He what?
@@tadpolegaming4510 you don't want to know what he did in 1998
Wasn't he born in 1999
@@tadpolegaming4510 What, you don't know what he did to those women back in 1999?
1:08 Ludwig is horrified
He holds that expression for so long
MR. HANDS
don’t search that up
Arts n Crafts why
Rainbow Quartz 2.0 don’t search that up
Lumiere Music ok lol
Oh god I made a mistake
me hearing Schlatt talk about this stuff: you're not the only one cursed with knowledge
it terrifies me that schlatt has watched the video of mr hands, able to recite what they say
No ones talking about the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory
Shoutout to the Triangle factory workers but I would've survived the fall 😔✊
He knows too much about stuff he shouldn’t
Fr
Id like to meet the horse that has such a humongus girth that he railed a man to death. I'll be the new and improved Mr. hands
Mr. Hands 2
@@redwingchronicle7974 call me that from now on
Gay
@@redwingchronicle7974 :Electric Boogaloo
I’m pretty sure most horses have a schlong long enough for that, they’re usually pretty long.
I heard he went to Harvard.
He was actually a Boeing engineer
@@TommyTom21 Nah NASA isn't a real company
@@bremensims6086 yeah and BOEING makes pancakes not planes
@@user-ew9mc2rg1l 23rg923r2hu
Who knew, so many years after middle school, I would be not only reminded of Mr. Hands but also learn new facts about it from one of my favorite content creators. What a world we live in
The fact people have forgotten about Mr hands...smh
Yeah I'm from Australia and I knew about it
Ikr? I'm pretty sure it was viral for a bit.
for anyone looking:
- the bit about king tut is from his newest video
- the podcast bit is from the "boys that stream" podcast, episode 7
- the bible bit is from his love or host
- and the jeopardy is pretty self explainatory
The ending i deadass was expecting more after the bible verse but no that was it
Schlatt is the guy thatll know ur incognito search history
That horse thing happened literally 13 miles from my house
💀
nobody:
Schlatt: reads bible verses to a porn star
If you look it up jschlatt is actually in the me hands Wikipedia
Jshlatt is like if osymandias grew up on 4chan
He's like that one nerd in class that's actually funny and bros with everyone
the sad/funny thing is that the county fair is held in Enumclaw every year. theres a lot of livestock there for judging due to 4H
i have been looking for that clip of schlatt shocking everyone with his enumclaw knowledge for so fucking long. thank you
“Horse Sex Case” sounds fake lol
Rhys Ranston ik it is its just super absurd lmao
It is so real there is a video
He's exactly like Diogenes.
My favourite part was when Schlatt answered that question correctly.
I had gone a whole week without thinking about Mr. Hands before this. Thanks Schlatt.
The more we know about Schlatt the more scary he gets
Cain wasn't cursed with immortality...
The mark was put on him so nobody would harm or kill him (the deterrent being the threat of sevenfold vengence)
That just means he probably died of *literally anything that wasn't just murder*
Surprised you didn’t add the Triangle Shirtwaist Fire and shutting Lug up with “bloviate”
The triangle shirtwaist factory fire killed-
The fact that Joko was just blankfaced while Schlatt was talking about that has me honestly more worried about him. Schlatt at least laughed at himself lol
I watched the mr hands video and I am very upset
where
The video is called something like 2 men 1 horse
bread look up “mr hands video” it was the first thing to pop up for me
0:39 Schlatt actually looks like a slightly pissed off professor.
Now i will consume this knowledge and make it my own.
Since schlatt brought it up does anyone else remember that kids show with a young king tut?
I like how he quoted the video itself.
hey
gwapito
Triangle Shirtwaist Factory
I like how Alexandra was the only one seeming to take Schlatt seriously when he was reading scripture.
ik so much trivia knowledge from him
His quotes are as deep as his heart
Someone said on one of his videos that Shclatt is just the human version of Wrangler Jeans and I can't stop thinking about it.
That man is an enigma
he broke ludwig
Schlatt has just been lurking around on every message forum since 2002 and has always been there, we just didn't know it.
Schlatt is so funny
Weird that he didn't mention the 14 year old immigrant girls...
i fucking love how he actually got the brains
I will never look at horses again
Schlatt is actually the founder and CEO of the library of babel
It's like how techno expertise is greek mythology
Finally not the only one who knows about Mr. Hands
Mr hands..... ill never be the same.... thanks jschlatt
That enumclaw video was fucking nasty bro
You can tell how young everyone but schlatt is because Mr. Hands is a super famous early internet video. Like meat spin or homestar runner or 2 girls 1 cup
When times were simple
I think schlatt is cain and thats why he has all the knowledge
i knew about mr hands before i even knew mr hands
schlatt goes by many names
mr.hands
may or may not be one of them
Mr.hands
Hit the algorithm man
If you lock Jschlatt in a room full of books he will come out as a god.
I regret searching up mr.hands
Honestly when Jschlatt read the Bible verse it really sent shivers down my spine
Ah yes, enumclaw, i used to live near there
The first time I found out about Mr.Hands was from chuggaconroy years ago.
Jschlatt please don’t I- I’m so worried about you
Ask him about 1999.
That mr hands video is funny
Jschlatt is that one teenage guy who's still updated in the news paper. And that's already impressive. There's so much character development and plot twist in his life holysyt
Edit: Also he's that main side character that everyone loves despite of his weird and kinky persona.
He is the progenitor of knowledge, legend has it he was born with a mission to amass all the world's knowledge and then destroy it to keep the world from ruin now he is cursed to roam the world keeping it's balance in tact
I live in Washington State and I’m dying at the fact that all that Jschlatt knows about Washington is that a man in Enumclaw got fucked by a horse and died
he never answered how he knew
Forgot the part where schlatt speaks Spanish to quakity
How do people not know who Mr.Hands is, I’ve been talking about that for years
Well he did go to Harvard
Amen
wait, I did know about this case before. At first I thought to myself: "Haha, what a funny stupid trivial piece of knowledge Shchlatt has." Then I realised. The memories evoked.
I betrayed God long ago...
The one dislike is king tut
Jschlatt has to be the smartest man I know
Schlatt is not knowledgable, he just bloviates.
Holy fuck I’m from Washington state and knew as soon as he said enumclaw. Lmao
He’s seen the video
Mr hands
Jeez you're fast
Cain, i knew that, doesnt everyone know that?
I just noticed it until this great video jschlatt has a voice in 0:40 secs
Jschlatt is an A grade student b4 he dropped out
Jschlatt is that friend who acts really dumb but is secretly a Genius with a 189 IQ
I am wondering what the hell anybody on the internet is doing that haven’t at least heard of Mr.Hands.
I’m I one of the few that had their eyes blessed with the images of Mr. Hands in the 8th grade? Yes, yes I am. Ah, 2015 it seems like it was yesterday, the shmeat of beauty. I’ll tell you people, even horses don’t last long, so don’t beat yourself up, that or Mr. Hands was real tight ;).
What are they all freaking out about? Mr. Hands is known widely and a perfectly acceptable coversation piece during family dinners and friendly get togethers.
No but really no joke, I've known about Mr. Hands since I was in HS and I'm so surprised no one really heard of it except from Schlatt and the one dude who brought it up. It's an enigma like the lemon party and blue waffles, i guess.
Whats the podcast called?
Wait, people DON'T know of Mr. Hands? I heard about that when it happened, and I was still in school.
I read about it on an Instagram post when I was 14 lmao