I love how in the final round, Schlatt talks about what he wants to do with her, but Fed just talks about himself the whole time. Really made the right choice there Alex.
At the beginning of the show I thought schlatt was the rajjchelor and I thought there was 10 big hot men and one small hot woman competing for his love
When you actually watch the full love or host from austin you will actually notice that schlatt listens more than talks. This is why I thought schlatt would have won, because he was actually trying and being his real self instead of the comedic genius we see here. Theweeklyslap by far is my favorite channel for its realism but if im looking for something funny or goofy to watch, I look at jschlatt live. This video doesn’t really capture schlatt’s full appearance on the show, however it makes sense since this is the goofy side of him.
I can definitely see what you mean, his sudden speech talking about what he thinks about her so far and how she seems to actually be in this same level of banter as him really shows he’s been focusing and listening to what’s she saying or how she’s reacting to things being said in the call
Maciej Królikowski he groped multiple OTV members while drunk, and when he was confronted about it he said he would change but the behavior continued. He has been removed from OTV and is no longer living with them.
Yeah everyone has been boofed that he’s gay. I saw someone on Twitter calling Schlatt their “bisexual king” and I was shaking. This man is too good at the act.
I like how fed gave such a mother-hood statement as his defense as to why she shoukd pick him. While schlatt over here be tellin the truth, he's legit being realistic
After watching these love or hosts, here is a little synopsis on "how to get with the ladies" by observing the big man himself 1) confidence: unless you're sykkuno, you'll need to walk around with some confidence. Its simple, obvious, and incredibly hard to get a hold of. A lot of guys are not confident, but by mastering it just makes you that much ahead of the game. Say what you say like you mean it, and do what you do like you meant to do it. One way to get more confident is just by socializing. Don't worry, im having trouble with this too 2) the funny: 80% of a man's worth is in their comedic value. Being funny is something most guys are, but the crux is that your jokes become stale when talking to someone outside your comfort zone. This relates back to confidence. When you tell a joke, deliver it like you know its gonna get a laugh, even if it might not. Sometimes schlatt just says very random things or does weird actions but he does so with so much confidence and with the right cadence that it turns hilarious. Again, to be quick enough to makes these jokes, socializing is a good remedy. Just talk 3) dead serious: being serious at the right time. This helps you become not cringe, and cringe is the last thing you want to be in any situation. This means dialing back the funny and reading the room. conlusion: getting a girl seems like a lot of work. mainly because it is. Personally, I would give up by now, but you go get em gamer
4:47 Translation: "Hello everyone, I don't know why Austin thinks I speak Mandarin because I can't speak very good Mandarin" I think that gets the point across even tho i dont think I made a perfect translation
Yo. Schlatt's date ideas sound amazing. I looked up Rose's Pizza and the choices looked so good, then the intrepid looked so serene and cool. To whoever dates this man, all to you cause that's definitely an amazing plan.
I keep watching schlatt, he isn’t much older than me around 4 years and the more i learn about the personalities he puts on or about him as a person i keep seeing bits of myself and its so comforting knowing someone like me can do smth amazing and be an inspiration to millions including me. I consider myself a failure and completely useless but clearly i just have some work to do. Thank you schlatt
Philip MacLean you’re crazy to think there’s more to these shows than content and making things intense. There’s nothing after these shows are over. It’s not like they’re getting married.
This was genuinely devastating. He had to throw that chess bit in there to give us all some semblance of the joy that was lost in those preceding 16 and a half minutes
"This wasn't Schlatt that went for Alexandra, this was Theweeklyslap. No bits, nothing, just genuinity." -Some guy who commented this when Austin first uploaded this vod.
He sounds like he is telling this story to his grand kids
This kids, is how I almost nearly met a different woman who isn’t your grandmother
Simon The meme dealer spoiler
He is
I’m not complaining :)
Something fed will never have
Dad: Are ya winning son?
Schlatt: “I just bought a gun.”
more like 'I lost in 2 moves.'
i hate how i can hear EXACTLY how he'd say that
Lol
i felt physical pain listening to Bob7 speak.
The guy was classic JBP incel material
Its satire but he actually brings variety to the show. Though it may not be good.
I feel pain listening to fed
I'm guessing he's just as much a character as Schlatt. just more a David Brent than a Michael Scott
Lol
She really picked a guy who says Romanians speak Spanish...
Bro the accent she used to call Andrea sounded Spanish.
@@Its_Insidious yeah i thought she spoke spanish too
@@jamesinspanish4603 You're american then I guess.
@@finnsvensson8847 nah im mexican i speak spanish she just sounded like someone who spoke spanish
@@jamesinspanish4603 From the way she spoke english? I thought you mistook the chinese for spanish, because americans know english and english only.
Jshlatt tomorrow: thinking about 10 big hot men
faxx
As am I
No thinking about Austin
Thinking about James Charles’ ass
Faxx
just schlatt's physical recoil when he hears that fed likes his steak well done
Fed clearly doesn’t understand that microwaved steak is superior
Fed clearly doesn’t understand that mouthwarmed stake is superior
and with ketchup did no one here that shit
Joaquin Novoa it was so disgusting
Had flashbacks of this Ubereats steaks.
I love how in the final round, Schlatt talks about what he wants to do with her, but Fed just talks about himself the whole time. Really made the right choice there Alex.
this is why women shouldnt fucking get the choice on god
Papa Botez should've picked for her
@@maxwellwellman wtf??? What’s your problem
@@maxwellwellman yikes
@@maxwellwellman bro needs to relax 💀
@@maxwellwellman bro wanted her more than fed and schlatt 💀
"I choose fedmyster"
Everyone like a month later: Very poor decision
what happened
@@oreooreo4252 idk
@@oreooreo4252 uhhhhh
@@oreooreo4252 Fed may or may not have sexually assaulted various women
@@Spoiled_Eggroll not assaulted per say, but mainly harassed them, which is still fucking horrible
Girl: "Why should I date you, schlatt?"
Schlatt: *racks pistol*
Yeah that seems about right
@@Phobos_Thanatos damn that name
I actually laughed at that.
@@Phobos_Thanatos Wtf that username tho
The Puppeteer don’t question it move along move along
Alex isn't the main character in this show, its Schlatt. Secretly, they were all gay for gayschlatt.
this comment sums up twt in a nutshell
At the beginning of the show I thought schlatt was the rajjchelor and I thought there was 10 big hot men and one small hot woman competing for his love
@@noah9373 just like he dreamed
Factual
i mean id be
When you actually watch the full love or host from austin you will actually notice that schlatt listens more than talks. This is why I thought schlatt would have won, because he was actually trying and being his real self instead of the comedic genius we see here. Theweeklyslap by far is my favorite channel for its realism but if im looking for something funny or goofy to watch, I look at jschlatt live.
This video doesn’t really capture schlatt’s full appearance on the show, however it makes sense since this is the goofy side of him.
I can definitely see what you mean, his sudden speech talking about what he thinks about her so far and how she seems to actually be in this same level of banter as him really shows he’s been focusing and listening to what’s she saying or how she’s reacting to things being said in the call
So nobody is gonna mention he lost a chess game in 2 turns....that takes talent.
It literally doesn't. Its the exact opposite of talent
@@TheTGOAC shut up, you're a smoking salmon
What are the odds if this was not staged.
@@TheTGOAC it takes talent for that to even happen
it's literally called Fool's Mate, because it takes a fool to blunder their king like that
“I hate fedmeister”
Man this aged very well.
@@810bio I heard he confessed too
Maciej Królikowski he groped multiple OTV members while drunk, and when he was confronted about it he said he would change but the behavior continued. He has been removed from OTV and is no longer living with them.
what did fed do lol
You can say that again.
MISFIT BRIT and he’s just annoying
Why does everyone treat schlatt like he’s either gay or not trying when he’s the most respectable guy there
because people cant tell him being gay is a bit that he does
because he pretends to be gay for the funny all the time and ppl dont know what to believe
@@CryoticMienshao To be fair, from the outside looking in, he's pretty convincing
Yeah everyone has been boofed that he’s gay. I saw someone on Twitter calling Schlatt their “bisexual king” and I was shaking. This man is too good at the act.
nah he acts and dresses like a bisexual
Fed really pulled the “I was in a bad relationship” card huh
69th like
man, can only wonder why.
If I were Alexandra, I would’ve felt incredibly uncomfortable and I cannot explain to myself why she didn’t choose schlatt
Love the fact that he was so open about hating fed, even then.
Fr
You’re telling me that Schlatt isn’t 27 and didn’t get his masters from Harvard?
He's all of those
I thought he was a killer from 1987 where he murdered 10 guys with his steel toe boots
He received his master's then went back
Did you forget he now owns a firearm...but im not to sure if that has to do with anything
He did but he continues schooling to further up until he dropped out last year
Schlatt’s guide on how to get girls:
1. gun
2. profit
3. Growth
4. *G R O F I T*
3. cryptocurrency
4. bankruptcy
5. pity money
No, this is the only way
Nice
1. Gun
2. ?????
3. Profit
"she's not going to see this one coming"
famous last words
Fed literally just defended himself the whole time. He didn't exactly put effort into anything else
She really picked a guy who likes well-done steak over someone who can soothe a crying baby with just one wii nunchuk
These are really sad times
"My last relationship was terrible"
I don't understand how she didn't see that giant red flag right there.
what you mean schlatt had a good steak. made it freeze then microwaved it and got it chard . i'd rather well done
She chose a freakish sex addicted man with a sign that literally says his own name
@@flamgofan9821 true
“Fed, how would you describe yourself” Fed: fed
Fed
That's very true
taze him
Fedator
fed
Fed: *uses dark backstory to win*
Jschlatt: "fuck you"
Q: whats your perfect date
Schlatt: what would YOU like?
Fed: im just so lonely and single boo hoo 😭
How to get a girl with Jschlatt:
Gun
Guns are the solution
What about bomb
what about sword
what about nunchuks
Walking Stick
he’s still trying to convince us he’s not gay
Lmao
it is obvious he is gay
Jim he’s catholic gay huge difference
helpmeplease “10 big hot men”
He will always be gayschlatt
I like how fed gave such a mother-hood statement as his defense as to why she shoukd pick him. While schlatt over here be tellin the truth, he's legit being realistic
After watching these love or hosts, here is a little synopsis on "how to get with the ladies" by observing the big man himself
1) confidence: unless you're sykkuno, you'll need to walk around with some confidence. Its simple, obvious, and incredibly hard to get a hold of. A lot of guys are not confident, but by mastering it just makes you that much ahead of the game. Say what you say like you mean it, and do what you do like you meant to do it. One way to get more confident is just by socializing. Don't worry, im having trouble with this too
2) the funny: 80% of a man's worth is in their comedic value. Being funny is something most guys are, but the crux is that your jokes become stale when talking to someone outside your comfort zone. This relates back to confidence. When you tell a joke, deliver it like you know its gonna get a laugh, even if it might not. Sometimes schlatt just says very random things or does weird actions but he does so with so much confidence and with the right cadence that it turns hilarious. Again, to be quick enough to makes these jokes, socializing is a good remedy. Just talk
3) dead serious: being serious at the right time. This helps you become not cringe, and cringe is the last thing you want to be in any situation. This means dialing back the funny and reading the room.
conlusion: getting a girl seems like a lot of work. mainly because it is. Personally, I would give up by now, but you go get em gamer
Thanks generic roblox pfp
That is honestly good advice for pretty much anything. Thanks I guess lmao
So basically it all comes down to just being confident with what you do and say?
as a girl i can confirm
Touch grass holy shit this is fucking cringe
This was deadass a whole scheme just to smack talk minx even more.
I was looking for a comment about Minx
On god
Nah schlatt went love, his first ever time doing so on Love or Host. But he did smack talk minx more still of course
Schlatt hated fedmyster before hating fedmyster was a thing
I always hated fed, garbage content that gets praised by virgins and incels
LlamaLad fed is that one friend that never grew out of his teens
Hate Fed hate Feds simple as
Before Fedmyster was a sperm, he hated him
@@yammolcho8127 👍
Evreyone: omg schlatts on a dating show
Me: how are they speaking when their all on mute
They talk thru discord
“Are you latina”
“I’m from Romania”
“So do you speak Spanish or what?”
Jschlatt got all the ladies, he just had to flex his Wii bowling skills.
In my opinion he should've shown them baby yuta especially his fathering skills
The only lover he needs is matt
@@edouard9687 I wouldn't call him a good father, he smokes when he's stressed, shoots anyone who comes in his office and disrespects English sweets.
@@tyy4635 so does my dad, but I turned out alright
@@tyy4635 he also hung his last child with a wii remote and timbs
Schlatt on the community page tomorrow: thinking about shooting FED
with the new gun i bought
With a 12x scope.
oh shi-
I laughed inside reading this
"Loading my new glock"
"I got a gun" "I want to make a good impression"
i love how the board in the back says “I LOVE CHESS :)” in the beginning
I feel like Schlatt must have been really interested if he stopped doing a bit for 5 seconds and got real.
Perhaps that was another bit
Jasper nah that was something real
That ending was actually kinda saddening ngl
It's all just a bit again, like 300% at least
@Stanislav Hronek look at his weeklyslap channel
Bruh at first I didn’t realize that this was schlatt on another persons dating show and this wasn’t a bunch of dudes and one girl trying to date him
Same here
Would’ve made more sense
yeah dude! i was so happy for him because i thought he finally got 9 of his 10 big men 😔
why did people like this comment
@@garfield8793 Lmaoo, cause it w as funny
4:47 Translation:
"Hello everyone, I don't know why Austin thinks I speak Mandarin because I can't speak very good Mandarin" I think that gets the point across even tho i dont think I made a perfect translation
Slime: writes Alex’s name on his chest using a sharpie*
Alternate universe Schlatt: shoots Alex’s name onto a wall*
Schlatt prayed a little too hard this Sunday and ended up ruining Feds entire career
Thank you George
Well said, past president of the United States, George W Bush.
No, fed ruined his own career
Tanner mission accomplished
Be honest, the the shoes ricochet and hit you in the nuts?
There is no way he didn't genuinely look up "how to lose chess in 2 moves".
I actually looked up this after reading this comment lol.
Yeah he did it on purpose
@@Oblivion9873 Well yeah, everything is a bit
Ye, called the fool’s checkmate
Charlie McMillan that’s not it but
I am very charmed by schlatt. How he catches up with her afterwards to play chess just proves he was the better choice just saying:)
“I fucking hate Fedmyster”
For once something that actually aged well
Schlatt was out here hating fed HOURS before everyone else
I’m not defending him but after talking about it with friends I don’t feel mad or hate him, I’m just disappointed and ashamed
Mans a genius
@@Katarsys12k yuh if you ain't mad about sexual assault thats kinda wierd
Hydrowo I'm not MAD that he sexually assaulted multiple women. Just disappointed.
@@Katarsys12k same here bud. It hurts, really
The man competing in this show wasn’t jschaltt, it was TheWeeklySlap.
I knew I recognized him from somewhere
I'm still waiting for the next video
This is a comment stolen from someone else who themselves stole it from the vod of the show
dude seeing fed now after all that stuff came out actually makes so much sense. Like he is almost being manipulative
What did he do?
@@Cheekymeerkat I’m not exactly positive what happened but he sexually harassed several women, I think only a few months after this.
Can we talk about how schlatt lost a chess game in the quickest way possible
Schlatts community tab tomorrow: “Thinking about chess”
*Rose’s Pizza and Gun Reform
Funny thing me and my friends made like jokes that chess would be racist. It didn't age well
@@edouard9687 what a world, right?
thinking about.
The fact that Schlatt now has a gun that he can use for Bits shows his level above the rest
I don’t think he only uses it for bits😳
@Nate Zou Zhao it was plenty loud enough, it was further from the mic, and he wasn't trying to make the sound obvious, like the video you mentioned
Or break TOS
The fact that schlatt owns a gun scares me
Nate Zou Zhao I think it’s airsoft, he had one in the misfits camping video
Here in Texas, we tell people who like their steak well done to leave.
Politely yet firmly
As you should
*As You Should.*
Based Texas.
What about those who don’t like steak at all?
In all fairness, by her reaction, she didn’t see it coming.
this has aged either incredibly poorly or incredibly well. not sure which
How come
@Jade Lee I think the correct term is sexual harassment, at least as far as whats been made public
Both, Alex chose Fed over our giga chad Schlatt - Bad
Schlatt said he hates Fed multiple times throghout the video - Epical
It’s been a day it has barely aged at all
For Jschlatt incredibly
Plot twist: schlatt has become one of the big hot men he’s always talking about
Always has been
No need to state the obvious, lad.
Very big and hot.
Wendys
BBM tags.
Yo. Schlatt's date ideas sound amazing. I looked up Rose's Pizza and the choices looked so good, then the intrepid looked so serene and cool. To whoever dates this man, all to you cause that's definitely an amazing plan.
Fed might have won
Shlatt might have those buns
But Ludwig brought the gun
Me and my Romanian homies speaking Spanish to each other like: I ∴╎ꖎꖎ ᒷꖎ╎ᒲ╎リᔑℸ ̣ ᒷ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ᒲ╎↸↸ꖎᒷ ᓵꖎᔑᓭᓭ
i wasn't paying attention and actually thought you posted minecraft enchantment table script
edit: wait fuck it is
Bruh, he enchanted his words with fire aspect. Because he’s speaking fire 🔥.
hi there it is. It says “I will eliminate the middle class”
Qué mierda
He speaking enchanted table doe 😨
"So does political views matter when picking a partner"
Schlatt: "oh no"
Destiny: “OH YEEEEAAAAH”
axolotiiy yeah I figured destiny would say something on politics
No
axolotiiy if only you were to see his comments on his website he was so fucking mad when he got kicked
Time stamp???
Schlatt messin around then clutching every doubt someone has with something emotional is amazing
That chess bit was fucking hilarious
Turns out Schlatt isn't the only one who hates Fedmeister
That quote aged beautifully lol
What happened with him?
@@retrolps234 he got kicked out of the offline TV streaming team because he did some pretty gross things to the girls there
@@wikipediathefreeencycloped613 What happened exactly tho dont know much about this
@@saulrivera6303 got drunk and got a lil touchy touchy with some of the girls. And poki hasint said her stuff
Austin: "Alexandra, when you're choosing a parter, does it matter their political views at all?"
Schlatt: "uh oh"
uh oh stinky
poopy haha funny
"Cats can have a little salami"
As a right winger in ny I felt that
"i fucking hate fedmyster" me too schlatt
Fed played the pity me card
This felt like 10 big hot men dating rather than 1 woman dating 10 big hot men
Big? Hot?
*yes*
The Hive
11, Austin was also keen on him
Schlatt: Are you calling me gay now?
Also Schlatt: 10 Big hot steamy men
"iM gAy"
Gayschlatt 2020
creeper 108 *scatman’s world plays*
also schlatt in the last eboys video “the eboys are gay & i am too”
i'd invest in 10 big hot steamy men
Also Schlatt: James Charles 😳🥰😍✨
16:25 the reason you're here.
I keep watching schlatt, he isn’t much older than me around 4 years and the more i learn about the personalities he puts on or about him as a person i keep seeing bits of myself and its so comforting knowing someone like me can do smth amazing and be an inspiration to millions including me. I consider myself a failure and completely useless but clearly i just have some work to do. Thank you schlatt
Surprised he didn't have the baby hanging in the background during the whole thing.
That would have been golden xD
Austin wouldn't of let him with how strict twitch TOS is now
Yuto?
i didn't even realize that schlatt was holding his glock when fed was having his 1 on 1 with alex
Philip MacLean No
same
@@philipmaclean1560 No
Philip MacLean you’re crazy to think there’s more to these shows than content and making things intense. There’s nothing after these shows are over. It’s not like they’re getting married.
Austin: Do politics matter?
Schlatt: uh oh
I feel that on a personal level
When she beat you in 2 moves I lost it 😂😂😂😂😂
Jschlatt tomorrow: Thinking about love
It’s possible
Thinking about guns
Thinking about James Charles
Thinking about mr ha... oh that one's taken
Thinking about life
He went from gay to christian to a libertarian.
Those are the same thing.
Still waiting for him to go Auth-Right
*catholic*
at this point i can't tell if he's a character or being genuine
@@factsandlogic.8762 mix of both, how we like it
It's rlly cool hearing schlatt talk about all the locations in New York because I live there and I visited most of the stuff except the pizza joint
"my last relationship was really bad and i learned alot from it"
you sure did fed
Schlatt: "Austin If you're gonna serenade me, turn your facecam on dude"
Austin: "I'm shirtless"
Schlatt: O_O
10:57
Schlatt on the inside: “Even better”
@@konodioda5378
I hate when peeps don't include a feckin time stamp, so it's nice that this was the first reply. Thank you
KONO DIO DA appreciate you but also hate you for your name which is a very dead meme
love the delay in reaction
This was genuinely devastating. He had to throw that chess bit in there to give us all some semblance of the joy that was lost in those preceding 16 and a half minutes
yea
Wym?
No he didn't him and wilber talked about hot pockets for 15 minutes and didnt care
2:10 that aged extremely well
fed's date felt like some sort of apology video
"This wasn't Schlatt that went for Alexandra, this was Theweeklyslap. No bits, nothing, just genuinity."
-Some guy who commented this when Austin first uploaded this vod.
so he really did drop out of college and buy a gun
@@blackshirts_and_breads that was also his bathroom
Cormac Abbey nah he wasn’t mate, maybe there was jokes and stuff here and there, but he was really genuine about everything
schlatt chose love because he is trying to convince people he isn't gay
why would you say this
jschlattLIVE you aren’t denying it?!?
he has a point
We got em boys
jschlattLIVE we see through your deceit big guy
last clip was the perfect cherry on top
He just got destroyed in 2 move in a chess
It’s an obvious fact that jschlatt was better than fed
Well this is now more true than ever
Well.......yeah....this is actually 100% true
This aged quite well
Milk Man wait what happened?
Yeah fed had too much ego
Disappointing, he didn't say he'll re-microwave a steak for her
Ouch
i would re microwave a cake for our wedding
Hey gurl. Wanna come over to my place. I microeave some chicken fingers for u
Goddamn, you can tell when schlatt is speaking from the heart. He's good at improvising
Fed's date sounded like an apology video
Not fair fed won he already knew how to manipulate women
Lmaoooo. Definitely an unfair advantage
Hilarious.
Vape client irl
no he knew how to manipulate woman into killing his career
What do you mean?
Fed always plays the “pity me” card
◉_◉
manipulation tactic
it’s gross
Oh noooo I'm so so wonewy, pwease go on a date wiv me.
{}={}
Lol glad he didn't get to meet her, based on his reputation
when you pick fed. that didn't age so well
1:40
“Oh my god Bob”
Everyone: Schlatt you don't talk enough
Schlatt: *about to pull out the honest date answer*
*RESPECT 1000*
@@tooded87thesecond48 youtube
Schlatt recoils when fed says he like well done steak when he literally microwaves his steak to reheat it
Ew cold steak
Still better than well done
yeah but have you had well done ?
@@Allenfreedom1776 good comment
Reheating it in the microwave isn’t bad compared to a well done steak
"I GOT A FUCKING GUN NOW TOO"
was probably my favorite part
Fed's "I'm a very good cook" is going to be the start of my villain story
Jschlatt lost the match
*But FED lost his career*
As the famous saying goes: schlatt may have lost the battle, but fed lost the war.
@@samuelsomfan - Sun Tzu Art Of War
Dude spoilers
dumbass ikr, was just about to read The Art Of War by Sun Tzu. Gotta stay knowledgeable about eastern philosophy.😀😀
Its what he gets for having Alexandra choose him
“I bought a gun, yesterday.”
That being his first impression is so Schlatt
Slime: *gets rejected*
Slime: *acquires gun*
Ludwig coming in clutch with that rifle for Slime