Mechanized Perfection - A Toaster Inspired Song

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  • Опубліковано 31 січ 2025

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  • @tomashamacek4384
    @tomashamacek4384 2 місяці тому +278

    next we get song about kriegsman shovel

    • @EndlessTaverns
      @EndlessTaverns  2 місяці тому +57

      What genre best fits a shovel?

    • @thatergitherrel
      @thatergitherrel 2 місяці тому +40

      Industrial grunge 😂​@@EndlessTaverns

    • @TheFlyingBoxtroll
      @TheFlyingBoxtroll 2 місяці тому +8

      Ether that or light/alternative rock, something to nod your head on, but something that doesn't overpower the point it's trying to convey.

    • @tomashamacek4384
      @tomashamacek4384 Місяць тому +14

      @@EndlessTaverns i would make it military style song with a hint of depression and just a little bit of nuclear waste

    • @dabiggisrat
      @dabiggisrat Місяць тому +6

      @@EndlessTaverns the kreigs man shovel is aggressive so like metal or rock

  • @wtfisthisnonsense
    @wtfisthisnonsense 2 місяці тому +167

    Plot twist - this is a secret Harlequin song designed to troll the AdMech and they've got no idea. I approve.

  • @andrewchen6253
    @andrewchen6253 Місяць тому +39

    I get this is meant to be a joke but it’s not wrong. All forms of machinery are imperfectly efficient as they lose part of their energy as heat. Therefore a toaster, which has the task of generating heat can be seen as perfectly efficient thus being a truly perfect form

  • @acescorpion142
    @acescorpion142 2 місяці тому +155

    Because of a joke that lasted a bit too long within my friends group, I am the appointed toaster.
    This song pleases me. A lot. And it will add another layer of joke.

    • @Ragehaven
      @Ragehaven 2 місяці тому +12

      That's going to be around till your dying days, I bet

    • @acescorpion142
      @acescorpion142 2 місяці тому +8

      @@RagehavenI mean i'm the one who's continuing the joke half the time. So i'm all for it to last lmao.

    • @Ragehaven
      @Ragehaven 2 місяці тому +2

      @acescorpion142 good man 👍🏻

    • @dylanmontgomery5450
      @dylanmontgomery5450 2 місяці тому +2

      you too op

    • @rickyrhodes9008
      @rickyrhodes9008 Місяць тому +2

      ....I'm afraid to ask where your friends put the bread.

  • @christopherpearce4443
    @christopherpearce4443 2 місяці тому +82

    I feel like listening to this in the bath would probably be inappropriate heresy of the highest order.

  • @Ower8x
    @Ower8x 2 місяці тому +99

    The Omnisaiah approves .... but one question remains "where are the toasters you promised us?" :D
    the fact that the art was able to make toasters cool is mad ...

  • @bronsondelgado4570
    @bronsondelgado4570 2 місяці тому +53

    This came on as i was literally getting into the bath so I guess this is one way to bathe with a toaster

  • @daisukeakihito9832
    @daisukeakihito9832 Місяць тому +14

    Did I expect a mechanicus song? Yes.
    Did I expect a toaster to be its main subject? No.
    Did I find it entertaining? Absolutely.
    Will I now convey a small prayer every morning to this machine perfection which provides me with sustenance? Indubitably.

  • @Rencol666
    @Rencol666 Місяць тому +23

    "Why do you have room full of toasters?"
    "Why dont you have room full of toasters?"

  • @Id_k_
    @Id_k_ 2 місяці тому +31

    I thought this joke was overdone but damn, I didn't expect a fire song to come out of it 🔥🔥🔥

  • @davidharriss3792
    @davidharriss3792 2 місяці тому +39

    This may be the greatest roasting of the Adeptus Mechanicus ever composed. Kudos.

  • @TechnocraticDreadnought
    @TechnocraticDreadnought 2 місяці тому +18

    Behold the Omnissiah's apostle! Yet to be beaten most functional perfecton incarnate!

  • @theundyingknight6672
    @theundyingknight6672 2 місяці тому +12

    The idea of a bunch of people worshipping a toaster always cracks me up

    • @kktallman6257
      @kktallman6257 Місяць тому +4

      Well, to be fair, toasters are perhaps one of the few inventions of man kind that function precisely as they are intended to.

  • @deanrichardson5460
    @deanrichardson5460 Місяць тому +13

    With Warhammer it's always the meme songs that go the hardest.

  • @kalamish
    @kalamish 2 місяці тому +14

    Really thought that they are gonna argue about which kind of toaster is the sexiest

  • @marethyu7593
    @marethyu7593 2 місяці тому +15

    they still haven't given the promised toasters

  • @dablakeboy5877
    @dablakeboy5877 2 місяці тому +9

    All hail the toaster!

  • @rileyclayton-sanders2379
    @rileyclayton-sanders2379 Місяць тому +3

    Holy… Yeah this track earned a follow from me. You made a freakin’ toaster into heavy synthmetal. It makes the dwarfbrain happy. It makes the scifi brain happy. It makes the hungry brain happy. Perfection.

  • @manuelmaura4453
    @manuelmaura4453 Місяць тому +3

    A song about Techno Mages making the perfect brain-operated toaster for the ultimate super toast.

  • @sarefgethovich4746
    @sarefgethovich4746 2 місяці тому +5

    This sacred hymn will be added to my playlist for my games as AdMech.

  • @the_carbon_canadian
    @the_carbon_canadian 2 місяці тому +2

    What the fuck, why, how, the hell, such perfect harmony!

  • @elitehenrylegio
    @elitehenrylegio 2 місяці тому +6

    The true embodyment of the machine god.

  • @Crimnox_Cinder
    @Crimnox_Cinder Місяць тому

    When the toaster laughs, but instead of shooting it, you treat it like a god.

  • @stl_ghostie
    @stl_ghostie 2 місяці тому +6

    11 TIMES AND STILL ON REPLAY✊✊ im just dancing and vibing lol hope everyone has an EPIC day!! ALL HAIL THE OMNISSIAH! ALL HAIL TOSTERCUS MECHANICUS!!!🍻🍻✊✊🤘🤘

  • @billc.4802
    @billc.4802 Місяць тому +2

    Give me the poptarts. I shall soothe the Machine's Spirit before activiation.

  • @CthulhuOnCam
    @CthulhuOnCam 2 місяці тому +8

    Toasty Toaster wants to know if anyone wants any toast?

    • @krootlord2
      @krootlord2 2 місяці тому +3

      "Look, I don't want any toast, and he doesn't want any toast. In fact, no one around here wants any toast.
      Not now, not ever. NO TOAST."
      "How 'bout a muffin?"
      "OR muffins! OR muffins! We don't LIKE muffins around here! We want no muffins, no toast, no teacakes, no buns, baps, baguettes or bagels, no croissants, no crumpets, no pancakes, no potato cakes and no hot-cross buns and DEFINITELY no smegging flapjacks!"
      "Aah, so you're a waffle man!" xD

    • @CthulhuOnCam
      @CthulhuOnCam 2 місяці тому

      @krootlord2 A man of culture

  • @AstroNomicalPieStudio
    @AstroNomicalPieStudio 2 місяці тому +2

    The Imperium would have fallen long ago if not for the ability to make instant toast. The Algorithm Protects!

  • @rustyshackleford5591
    @rustyshackleford5591 Місяць тому +4

    BLOODY BRILLIANT!!!!! I LOVE IT. GLORY TO THE OMNISSIAH

  • @magnusmaximus1415
    @magnusmaximus1415 2 місяці тому +2

    praise the omnissiah for he give us that song and the perfect toasted bread.

  • @camohawk6703
    @camohawk6703 22 години тому

    Praise the Omnissiah for this blessed machine called a toaster. May its heating elements be forever strong and hot.

  • @The_Navagator_Trace_Rifle
    @The_Navagator_Trace_Rifle 2 місяці тому +2

    Its part of a balanced breakfast, sponsored by the omnissiah

  • @anantadharmaparayanat5448
    @anantadharmaparayanat5448 2 місяці тому +2

    you found ancient toaster ? congratulation son, you're now planetary governor of Tosti Prime

  • @x1lacn0g
    @x1lacn0g 2 місяці тому +2

    Finally the T(oaster)ILFs the Mechanicus has been praying for

  • @LegendarySkylander
    @LegendarySkylander Місяць тому +1

    Played this while making toast, now it’s a imperator class toaster!

  • @Xunnenth
    @Xunnenth 2 місяці тому +2

    You were wrong. I _was_ ready for a song about toasters.

  • @rhysnoble3128
    @rhysnoble3128 2 місяці тому +1

    Red dwarf doesnt want its toaster back

  • @Badger_IV.
    @Badger_IV. Місяць тому +1

    MACHINE GOD'S PERFECT CREATION! NO MATTER HOW ANCIENT IT IS. IT ALWAYS COOKS!

  • @TehDurnknVirkin
    @TehDurnknVirkin 21 день тому +1

    I fucking love this, it reminds me of a style of music I haven't heard in a long time. Should do an Ork song next about the "I'm a tank" joke

  • @pablotomasllodra4423
    @pablotomasllodra4423 Місяць тому

    "By the Throne, it's just a bloody toaster!" -Any non-AdMech Imperials.

  • @emiliastarsong202
    @emiliastarsong202 Місяць тому +1

    A Song about a Egg Cooker would be fun too. May the Omnissiah praise this perfect boiled Egg, for it is his Breakfast Snack

  • @heavyrain4e112
    @heavyrain4e112 Місяць тому

    This song goes so damn hard. Good job!

  • @philipray9124
    @philipray9124 2 місяці тому +16

    We might need a furry song for the Space Wolves.

  • @XarusChronomancer
    @XarusChronomancer Місяць тому +1

    As Warforged Druid, re-flavor goodberry to be toast made within your core; the lines of this song are praise to you for the perfect toast you've made.

    • @EndlessTaverns
      @EndlessTaverns  Місяць тому

      I love reflavoring things in D&D, 10/10 use of goodberry

  • @stl_ghostie
    @stl_ghostie 2 місяці тому +1

    Bro this has a CELLDWELLER vibe i luv it!!!🤘🤘

  • @nobodyno1469
    @nobodyno1469 Місяць тому +1

    Dam that toaster baddie musta gave some fire toppy for this to go hard

  • @AngelicPrototype
    @AngelicPrototype Місяць тому

    I love this song, have it on Spotify as of today and it reminds me so much of what Celldweller was like back in 2012 (His Blackstar Album cant remember which exact song this reminds me of though)

  • @ChristianPhillips-fu3qx
    @ChristianPhillips-fu3qx Місяць тому +4

    I like How this song was made by AI, which is the ultimate form of heresy

    • @EndlessTaverns
      @EndlessTaverns  Місяць тому

      Abominable Intelligence some would say ua-cam.com/video/Uwuf4WOV8_E/v-deo.html

  • @Lilswamphag
    @Lilswamphag 2 місяці тому +1

    The cake is a lie. Truth is found in toast!

  • @Fallout_Survivor
    @Fallout_Survivor Місяць тому +2

    Omnisaiah: SUPER TOAST

  • @raxtuss1212
    @raxtuss1212 2 місяці тому +4

    Where are tosters you promised us?

  • @JohnLandgrave
    @JohnLandgrave 2 місяці тому

    This gives really really strong Celldweller / Circle of Dust vibes!

  • @IgnisBeard07
    @IgnisBeard07 Місяць тому +2

    i like it, good song, i will listen to it again

  • @JackSteel17
    @JackSteel17 2 місяці тому +2

    I hope this song gets up on Spotify soonish(as of this comment it isn't unless I am blind)

  • @TheImp3ratorGaming
    @TheImp3ratorGaming Місяць тому +1

    This is awesome ♥♪♫

  • @stephenemery8831
    @stephenemery8831 2 місяці тому +1

    I can't wait for the Imperial Knights and Chaos Knights songs

  • @harrylucas339
    @harrylucas339 Місяць тому

    Imagine if everytime you use your toaster this song plays

  • @jdew7777
    @jdew7777 2 місяці тому +2

    Im adding this one it slaps

  • @M1lza
    @M1lza 2 місяці тому +1

    😂😂 this have no right to go so hard.

  • @Grunt0066
    @Grunt0066 2 місяці тому +1

    PRAISE THY TOASTER

  • @rinject3686
    @rinject3686 Місяць тому +1

    How did you manage to show how great the omissiah is from one of his lesser praised machines? PRAISE THE MACHINE GOD

  • @TylerRussell-e8y
    @TylerRussell-e8y Місяць тому +1

    By the throne, a song about a FRAKING TOASTER has no right to hit this hard... I'll never understand the servants of The Omnisiah

  • @Turian_Primarch
    @Turian_Primarch Місяць тому

    Just discovered you from this song on TikTok. Love your work. This is my new hyper focus. Instantly Subscribed.
    You've single-handedly changed my opinion of using AI in art. Your music is gonna be on repeat with me for a while. Keep it up!

  • @Osmond_Wrought
    @Osmond_Wrought Місяць тому

    In the name of the Machine God, the Omnissiah, and the Holy Toast, Beep-Boop.

  • @captainchance23
    @captainchance23 Місяць тому +1

    i hope this ends up on apple music

  • @miriamemanueleforneris3701
    @miriamemanueleforneris3701 2 місяці тому

    The true avatar of the omnissiah!!!
    Ahhahahaha this meme never gets old

  • @m.oudekerk63
    @m.oudekerk63 Місяць тому

    Emperor! the toaster botherers are at it again!

  • @nicklasholmstrom5877
    @nicklasholmstrom5877 Місяць тому

    This proves it! The Omnissiah can't be some meatbag. Talky Toaster is the Machine God!!

  • @sirpieman300
    @sirpieman300 Місяць тому +1

    Is...a song about those darn toaster the tech priest keep going on about? 😂

  • @kodatheproot
    @kodatheproot Місяць тому

    As a Protogen (aka Toaster), I really agree with this message

  • @13g0man
    @13g0man 21 день тому

    You approve of Toasters? Those Cylons destroyed the 9 colonies!

  • @Reactlog3765
    @Reactlog3765 Місяць тому

    The hardest bread edit 😂 LOLOLOLOL

  • @estuaire44
    @estuaire44 2 місяці тому +2

    Slaanesh approves this message.

  • @douglassmith8069
    @douglassmith8069 Місяць тому +1

    I NEED a Vashtorr the Arkifane inspired song

  • @tabithachastain6999
    @tabithachastain6999 2 місяці тому

    Played this song while making toast.

  • @andreasstephan8673
    @andreasstephan8673 Місяць тому

    I've read a scene in a 40k fanfic, in which Trazyn has ... erm... acquired an ancient toaster revered by the AdMechs as a holy relic, neitherr the MC of that story nor me were able to stop laughing for a while

  • @scottyius
    @scottyius Місяць тому +1

    Hell yes toaster lets goooo

  • @Astroga159
    @Astroga159 2 місяці тому +1

    This is the strength of AI, pure meme turned into a real song. Next are probably Kriegs and trenches or a shovel love song (or Krieger meeting Shovel knight
    Where there is demand now there is supply

  • @violetblood3421
    @violetblood3421 Місяць тому

    Pplllleeeaaaasssseeee put this on ITunes so I can blast it in the car

  • @alohakartoha4655
    @alohakartoha4655 Місяць тому

    incredible

  • @ShipolasFPS
    @ShipolasFPS Місяць тому +1

    How is this sub 20k views-? Another fantastic hit.

  • @SilverEmu.-sk9yx
    @SilverEmu.-sk9yx Місяць тому

    Wish I had listened to this sooner.

  • @TOCZEKX
    @TOCZEKX 2 місяці тому

    Epic!❤

  • @Nick_the_Salamander
    @Nick_the_Salamander Місяць тому

    Praise be the Omnisaiah🙏🦾

  • @Mo11usq
    @Mo11usq Місяць тому +1

    Inspired!

  • @dammedbybeaver6255
    @dammedbybeaver6255 Місяць тому

    Dark mechanicus makes toaster oven

  • @grimoireweiss6428
    @grimoireweiss6428 2 місяці тому +1

    Could we get a song for Angron, the Catachan jungle warriors, or maybe another Ork shanty this time for the Ork pirates from warhammer 40k.

  • @Dave-ks9fi
    @Dave-ks9fi 14 днів тому

    This song makes me want to make toast.

  • @shockedlizard2517
    @shockedlizard2517 Місяць тому

    What genre of metal would this be? I’d love to find more bands or songs like this

  • @French_Empire10
    @French_Empire10 2 місяці тому +1

    Nawh, I thought that was a joke😅😅😅
    The song is 🔥🔥 btw 😂

  • @colohaust5332
    @colohaust5332 2 місяці тому

    Smash - every Admech ever, probably

  • @scuba9675
    @scuba9675 2 місяці тому

    I really want some toast rn

  • @robertjensen4541
    @robertjensen4541 29 днів тому

    Well now toasters go hard 🤘🤘🤘

  • @ramezhachicho1777
    @ramezhachicho1777 Місяць тому

    Well now I just want some toast ..

  • @antonioranza5411
    @antonioranza5411 2 місяці тому +1

    AHAHAHAAHAHAHAH BELLISSIMO AHAHAAHAHAHHA

  • @Xunnenth
    @Xunnenth Місяць тому

    - Dreadnought
    - Drukhari
    - Asuryani
    - Inquisition
    - Ultramarines and any other of the original Legions you haven't done yet, Traitor or Loyalist IE Word Bearers or World Eaters
    - Big E needs his own actual song, too, right? Angels of Death is there but it's about Astartes.
    - Custodes too don't have their own song yet unless you count Henry's Gavel.
    - Could do a Ghazghkull song even though you got a few orky songs already. Never hurts to have more of Da Boyz for music
    - perhaps Gork and Mork if not Ghazghkull
    - Also there's Tigzagas the Quiet. He's a fun Warlord but idk if he's recognized as canon.

    • @EndlessTaverns
      @EndlessTaverns  Місяць тому +1

      I love that you have like 80% of my notes down

  • @stonefish1318
    @stonefish1318 Місяць тому

    Praise the Omnissiah! ❤️🖤 Deus Mechanicum

  • @lostking01
    @lostking01 2 місяці тому

    This meme will never die!

  • @jamestomlin5525
    @jamestomlin5525 2 місяці тому +1

    *_PRAISE MECHANIZED PERFECTION_* \o/

    • @jamestomlin5525
      @jamestomlin5525 2 місяці тому

      *_EACH BRINGS SUBLIME CONNECTION_* o7

    • @jamestomlin5525
      @jamestomlin5525 2 місяці тому

      *_YOUR EFFICIENCY RATIO SOARS_* /o/

    • @jamestomlin5525
      @jamestomlin5525 2 місяці тому

      *_AS SACRED HEAT THROUGH METAL ROARS_* \o\

    • @jamestomlin5525
      @jamestomlin5525 2 місяці тому

      *_OH BLESSED MACHINE OF HEATING COILS_* \o/

    • @jamestomlin5525
      @jamestomlin5525 2 місяці тому

      *_YOUR FUNCTIONS PURE AND FREE FROM SPOILS_* o7

  • @achimdemus-holzhaeuser1233
    @achimdemus-holzhaeuser1233 Місяць тому

    I always expect the Toaster form Fallout New Vegas to make a appearence here.

  • @DOOMToaster
    @DOOMToaster Місяць тому

    Yessss