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  • @omegathevoice079
    @omegathevoice079 2 роки тому +4982

    Hanz here!
    After some hassle with this infernal machine here, i managed to set up this "page" or whatever you may call it. I had a super fun time telling about my past as a resident of Krieg, as a member of the Deathkorps and of course my service for the glory that is the emperor. I have no idea if we will see each other in the nearest future, if this is my only voicing towards potential conscripts or there will be anything at all from now on.
    I really hope you enjoyed what you heard, im not really the vocal one when im standing knee deep in mud. But before you have to listen to this old trenchdog meandering much further, i wish you a day filled with glory and fulfillment in the image of our great emperor.
    Hanz von Krieg
    Infantryman
    326nd Regiment of Krieg
    System of Vraks
    Scarus Sector
    Segmentum Obscurus

    • @Janovich
      @Janovich  2 роки тому +521

      It was a pleasure doing collaboration with you Hanz! I'll be seeing you on Vraks when I get back there.
      If you liked the video don't forget to give Hanz a subscribe

    • @robknight666
      @robknight666 2 роки тому +8

      So you didn't even die for the emperor yet?

    • @omegathevoice079
      @omegathevoice079 2 роки тому +102

      @@robknight666 Not at the moment it seems

    • @ToldDoctor
      @ToldDoctor 2 роки тому +67

      I like this soldier, he deserves a promotion, ngl.

    • @omegathevoice079
      @omegathevoice079 2 роки тому +81

      @@ToldDoctor If it comes to rank, every member of the Korps is a soldier until the day he dies!

  • @snufflebunny539
    @snufflebunny539 2 роки тому +3487

    Hanz will single handedly eliminate all Warhammer lawyers

  • @Roadrun98
    @Roadrun98 2 роки тому +2232

    This is like the internal monologue of the TF2 pyro, a super happy and positive soldier on the inside but a trigger happy psychopath on the outside.

    • @Janovich
      @Janovich  2 роки тому +269

      exactly :)

    • @carlsjolund2379
      @carlsjolund2379 2 роки тому +4

      Well kreigers do look the part, and their a branch of the adeptus militarum basically purely made up of religious pyros soooo.. yea

    • @carlsjolund2379
      @carlsjolund2379 2 роки тому +89

      I just realised that a Kreiger loudout for pyro is probably possible to make...

    • @HK-pq7pe
      @HK-pq7pe 2 роки тому +42

      "Do you believe in magic?"

    • @carlsjolund2379
      @carlsjolund2379 2 роки тому +47

      After thinking about it the Kreigers are like a mix of solider and pyro:
      Outfit looks like a mix of the two. Delusional to the point of not really having a sensible grip on reality (pyro). The unwavering extremism and delusion to their cause (soldier). Way to into the idea of beating the enemy to death with melee, much like pyro with his lolichop while using a shovel like soldier (although in the comics soldiers preferred fighting style is; fighting with his bare fists whilst nude and covered in honey). And there is probably a lot more.

  • @registheron9752
    @registheron9752 2 роки тому +3725

    Hanz is such a precious boi. I hope nothing bad happens to him.

    • @SirMarshalHaig
      @SirMarshalHaig 2 роки тому +275

      Yes, imagine him coming out alive when all his friends can stay with the Emperor. That would be a nasty fate.

    • @softporcupine4514
      @softporcupine4514 2 роки тому +39

      He does.

    • @havel4385
      @havel4385 2 роки тому +30

      the worst thing that can happen to him is that he gets removed from the front lines or sent to guard a paradise world

    • @SirMarshalHaig
      @SirMarshalHaig 2 роки тому +81

      @@havel4385 Hanz, a total bummer, probably depressed. The commisar seems somehow afraid of him.

    • @nguyenquan8183
      @nguyenquan8183 2 роки тому +34

      Then how can he die for the emperor if nothing bad happen :v

  • @unnamed1613
    @unnamed1613 2 роки тому +2953

    The fact that Krieg is literaly named "War" in german is all you need to know about the planet and its inhabitans.
    Also makes me wonder who named the planet "Krieg" *prior* to the nuklear apocalypse.

    • @genericuser984
      @genericuser984 2 роки тому +309

      someone with a heretical amount of foresight i guess

    • @wom1320
      @wom1320 2 роки тому +132

      @adenosine 2 electric boogaloo Considering before being named armageddon the planet was named Ullanor....

    • @hager2238
      @hager2238 2 роки тому +102

      @@wom1320 perhaps Krieg was ones Frieden

    • @inquisitorbenediktanders3142
      @inquisitorbenediktanders3142 2 роки тому +34

      @@hager2238 that would be hilarious!

    • @kingghidorah102
      @kingghidorah102 2 роки тому +23

      I mean.. 40.000 years is quite a time, maybe the meaning have changed

  • @deathpope3922
    @deathpope3922 2 роки тому +1397

    There is a notion on Krieg that the Krieger doesn't get a name at birth, they "earn" them from combat. Hanz having a name must mean he is the formidable and worthy veteran.

    • @DoctorM42
      @DoctorM42 2 роки тому +157

      I mean he survived to phase three of Vraks and had some deployments even before that. If he's not at least lieutenant by this time I would be surprised. Probably major or colonel even. Hope he wouldn't show enough tactical talent other Krieg generals would promote him to general - as that would men he no longer get to be in the front lines he loves so much. There are no front line generals in death corps - only colonels and below are allowed on the field.

    • @alpha_9997
      @alpha_9997 2 роки тому +11

      @@DoctorM42 but what if he dies:(

    • @phelpsbutnotmichal9360
      @phelpsbutnotmichal9360 2 роки тому +49

      @@alpha_9997 the guy behind him takes his place

    • @leewolffe7050
      @leewolffe7050 2 роки тому +53

      The average life expectancy of a guardsmen at the frontline is about nine minutes.
      This is not true.
      The average expectancy on the front line is seven minutes.
      Hanz from the Krieg battalion is with more than eleven years of Service an outliner and should not be counted for.

    • @realdragon
      @realdragon Рік тому +6

      Jurten had a name and he did all these amazing things so it makes sense

  • @MrKOLCOO
    @MrKOLCOO 2 роки тому +715

    Kriegs comissar: Today we will fight Death Guard...
    Hanz: Ah, he means vacation....

    • @yeenbaby2891
      @yeenbaby2891 2 роки тому +50

      Krieg comissar: OFCOURSE I SAID VACATION HANZ NOW SHUT UP AND GET ENGEL THE DAMN BARBECUE COOKING BECAUSE ME AND RUDI WILL BE CHARING INTO THEIR FRONT LINES BECAUSE WE WILL HAVE A LONG WONDERFUL VACATION HERE

    • @bigz4339
      @bigz4339 2 роки тому +26

      Krieg Korpsmen execute their Commisars for cowardice.

    • @kriegcommissarjames5196
      @kriegcommissarjames5196 2 роки тому +13

      @@bigz4339 can confirm that's how we lest T-1965367, twas a spineless toad

    • @nafereuskortex9055
      @nafereuskortex9055 2 роки тому +21

      The feild will be covered in vile diseased gass that corrods flesh and blisters the lungs.
      Hanz: IT GETS BETTER?!

    • @MrKOLCOO
      @MrKOLCOO 2 роки тому +5

      @adenosine 2 electric boogaloo Not sympathizer, but enjoyer...

  • @phantomwraith1984
    @phantomwraith1984 2 роки тому +2023

    I wish lore would cover Kriegers talking more, how they interact with each other and other regiments.
    Happy Krieger laughing as he tells a story is beyond wholesome. Hanz must be canon

    • @blaster23456
      @blaster23456 2 роки тому +81

      I remember one quote where a Krieger explains that smart people caused Krieg to be bombed to hell, therefore he'd rather be illiterate.

    • @uncledoctor6920
      @uncledoctor6920 2 роки тому +58

      One thing I can remember is how during the first deployments of the Death Korp, the Imperium put the kriegers under the command of kommisars from Cadia. This led to a bit of a breakdown in authority since Kriegers are far too used to throwing themselves at the enemy in self sacrifice, which is not how the cadians commanded their forces.
      In essence, the moment an NCO or CO *doesn't* immediately see sending wave after wave of infantry at the enemy as the first plan of attack loses all respect from any Death Korp trooper. You can imagine how that sort of conversation might've gone down.

    • @blaster23456
      @blaster23456 2 роки тому +91

      @@uncledoctor6920
      Commissar: "Look, boys. I know you're really eager to die for the Emperor, as am I, but maybe...just maybe...if you stay in this trench for a little longer, and let the enemy come closer, maybe we'll be able to kill a few more before charging?"
      Kriegsman: "Wow Paul, I never knew you were such a coward."
      Commissar: "That's enough lip out of you 7483311"
      Kriegsman: "I'll charge whenever I want Paul! You're not my real Commissar!"

    • @vHindenburg
      @vHindenburg 2 роки тому

      Die Sache ist die das , Kriegsoldaten in der Regel schweigen, es sei denn es wird ihnen etwas anderes befohlen.

    • @mortarion9813
      @mortarion9813 2 роки тому +23

      @@blaster23456 "You're not my real commissar" fucking cracked me up lmfao.

  • @aleximenser4278
    @aleximenser4278 2 роки тому +707

    Hanz is an inspiration, I am glad he was able to escape a sound proofed bunker to enjoy the barrage. The Emperor truly smiles upon him.

    • @Jmeon4eva
      @Jmeon4eva 4 місяці тому

      Boom, boom, boom, boom

  • @FarremShamist
    @FarremShamist 2 роки тому +819

    I want to imagine that all Kriegers have a cheerful veneer for what they're doing.

    • @lancerd4934
      @lancerd4934 2 роки тому +56

      An entire planet of the pyro from TF2

    • @Ribbons0121R121
      @Ribbons0121R121 2 роки тому +26

      They do and you cant change my mind

    • @mathewunknown8266
      @mathewunknown8266 Рік тому +8

      Considering that almost any battlefield is easier for krieger than just being on Krieg; yeah most fights can be see as amazing vacations for them

    • @HiopX
      @HiopX Рік тому

      The problem is, all you can hear on the outside is

    • @HeilSol
      @HeilSol Місяць тому

      Either that, or just unintelligently fanatic. "Point, shoot, point kill" -sorta mindset, the ultimate soldier. Either would suit them fine.

  • @johntaylor7029
    @johntaylor7029 2 роки тому +712

    Hanz is so cheerful and open about his history and life; Kreigers clearly have deep inner lives and value the good times.

    • @martialme84
      @martialme84 2 роки тому +10

      *Kriegers
      (Krieg means "war" in German, Kreig has no meaning in any language i know of.)

    • @omegathevoice079
      @omegathevoice079 2 роки тому +26

      As long as we get to ultimately serve our purpose and restore ourselfs someday, there wont be "bad" times

    • @Demicleas
      @Demicleas 2 роки тому +5

      @@omegathevoice079 unless you get banished to a paradise world.

  • @Trashbugh
    @Trashbugh 2 роки тому +275

    This is one of the best 40k videos ever, Hanz down.

    • @Janovich
      @Janovich  2 роки тому +30

      perfect

    • @HiopX
      @HiopX Рік тому

      Vilhelm: Hanz down! Good for him, sacrificed his life for the Emperor already. Hope, I'm next

  • @mrmilktrayman8002
    @mrmilktrayman8002 2 роки тому +764

    Hearing Hanz happily call his Planet’s previous ruling part “government fucks” brought me immense joy

  • @swordbrethrenmordred1230
    @swordbrethrenmordred1230 2 роки тому +187

    Deathkorps: "This planets atmosphere is way to clean. Deploy the poison-gas."
    Death Guard: "Ah. I see you're a men of culture as well."

  • @tanall5959
    @tanall5959 2 роки тому +695

    2:25 Mild correction, Hanz; The Munitorum originally only asked for Krieg to send a SINGLE regiment, as they thought you were all still trying to get back on your feet. When Krieg revealed that they had SEVERAL regiments raised, trained, and equipped, AND that they were all requesting to be sent to the most dangerous deployments available? I'm pretty sure the Lord Tempestus needed a change of shorts after that news!

    • @akriegguardsman
      @akriegguardsman 2 роки тому +70

      1?20? No big difference

    • @omegathevoice079
      @omegathevoice079 2 роки тому +93

      I wasnt there so if i get one or two things vaguely, it is because we still are an absolute massive amount of soldiers. The important thing is we can serve our emperor, is it not?

    • @arl4422
      @arl4422 2 роки тому +16

      The boner the imperium had when they suddenly heard 20 regiments wanted to be deployed to the worst places possible

    • @Aniyah-CHG
      @Aniyah-CHG 2 роки тому +32

      Them getting deployed to the most dangerous deployments is the REAL reason they take so many casualties

    • @DelightfulTyrant
      @DelightfulTyrant 2 роки тому +45

      20 regiments. 60,000 soldiers.
      But how, what about the civilian population, they queried.
      There are no civilians on Krieg.

  • @alpinewolf7751
    @alpinewolf7751 2 роки тому +696

    Not sure I'd want to share a foxhole with him but I sure appreciate Hanz's cheery attitude.

  • @witzman9981
    @witzman9981 2 роки тому +339

    Fun Fact: Krieg literally means war in german. Who would have guessed, that something would go wrong on a planet called war?

    • @DraconicedgePD
      @DraconicedgePD 2 роки тому +22

      The same thought process can work on Armageddon

    • @maximnikolaev6627
      @maximnikolaev6627 2 роки тому +4

      Or... Well.... Hell....

    • @LeQuassler
      @LeQuassler 2 роки тому +3

      I can confirm that, I am German.

    • @justindunlap1235
      @justindunlap1235 2 роки тому +2

      So what would the surname Krieger mean? War maker? If so that's pretty baddass.

    • @maximnikolaev6627
      @maximnikolaev6627 2 роки тому +2

      @@justindunlap1235 hence why most of them are called Kriegsmen aka "war-men"

  • @Janovich
    @Janovich  2 роки тому +503

    The only Death Korps of Krieg Lore video you'll ever need
    Many thanks to the amazing voice work of Omega The Swiss!
    Subscribe and come join us on Discord:
    discord.com/invite/aAH8RVbddE

    • @blackknight6637
      @blackknight6637 2 роки тому +4

      That was a gutes Video i liebe the Death Korps of Krieg

  • @dleggett
    @dleggett Рік тому +38

    In any other universe, Hanz would be a psychotic madman.
    In 40k, he's the most adorable boi around.
    Never change, Hanz. Never change.

  • @thatguyonline5083
    @thatguyonline5083 2 роки тому +56

    This is my headcanon for how the Krieg talk amongst themselves, 100% positivity and unbreakable morale. Almost Orky if you think about it

  • @richardvaldes3959
    @richardvaldes3959 2 роки тому +355

    We must protect Hanz at all costs

    • @m.fritschle1228
      @m.fritschle1228 2 роки тому +47

      Hanz dissapproves

    • @omegatheswiss3827
      @omegatheswiss3827 2 роки тому +29

      Semi-correct: The Korps always needs new conscripts!

    • @AdvocatusDiaboliFin
      @AdvocatusDiaboliFin 2 роки тому +17

      ...from himself.

    • @Magos_Fritz
      @Magos_Fritz 2 роки тому +15

      In the lore, some Adeptus Custodes of the Aquilan Shield go out to protect random people that are destined to do something of great importance in the defense of the Imperium. Imagine Hanz running around with a golden-clad demigod at his side.

    • @ianduarte1992
      @ianduarte1992 2 роки тому +15

      @@Magos_Fritz and the whole time Hanz is complaining.
      "But how can i join ze emperor in glorious death if you wont let me?"

  • @zyanidwarfare5634
    @zyanidwarfare5634 2 роки тому +198

    I could imagine Hans is telling this story to a terrified gardenworlder guardsmen who somehow ended up on vraks with them

  • @gustavakerman2566
    @gustavakerman2566 Рік тому +29

    This is a Krieger with a name.
    Let me repeat that
    THIS IS A KRIEGER WITH A NAME
    Kriegers get their names from others around them or from accomplishments and stuff, so Hanz having a name means he’s an absolute badass.

  • @ComedicLetter
    @ComedicLetter 2 роки тому +121

    Morbidly wholesome kriegers are now my favourite interpretation.

  • @anonmous6908
    @anonmous6908 2 роки тому +176

    This is already ten times better than anything on Warhammer+, and unlike GW, I approve of this.

  • @shadowviper7222
    @shadowviper7222 2 роки тому +153

    i still find it astonishing that the entire existence of kreig is threatened by the phrase "i forgive you"

    • @paladinboyd1228
      @paladinboyd1228 2 роки тому +5

      What?

    • @theenderdestruction2362
      @theenderdestruction2362 Рік тому +19

      @@paladinboyd1228 the entire point of kreig is that they believe the emporer is angry at the fact they betrayed him but if they hear that emporer decided to say "I forgive all of kreig" then all of krieg would pretty much fall apart in essence sense if he forgive them then why should they die or something like that

    • @paladinboyd1228
      @paladinboyd1228 Рік тому

      @@theenderdestruction2362, Oh i see.

    • @magicalmagicmagician5223
      @magicalmagicmagician5223 Рік тому +20

      ​@@theenderdestruction2362 Actually they might fight harder if the emperor did say it
      Think about it, your god forgives you for your planet's sin
      That means he deems you and your entire planet worthy of forgiveness and redemption
      You don't give up after that i don't think
      Krieg certainly won't

    • @ryanhughes6405
      @ryanhughes6405 Рік тому +3

      ​@@magicalmagicmagician5223they'd literally become the soviet union on steroids.
      "URAHH URAHH URAAHHHH!"
      or whatever German would be. equivalent

  • @littlebigdragon313
    @littlebigdragon313 2 роки тому +76

    I don't know war hammer lore so hearing how it just get progressively more questionable like being born in artificial womb for the sole purpose of being a solider for the emperor was crazy to me but his joyful little tone about it makes me happy for him, clearly he's living his best life.

    • @omegathevoice079
      @omegathevoice079 2 роки тому +4

      Im doing my purpose friend, doing as the Emperor wills it!

  • @phillipmele8533
    @phillipmele8533 2 роки тому +74

    This is actually a cool reinterpretation of a Krieger’s attitude. They don’t charge because of grim determination and a morose need to be freed, they charge because they’re *genuinely happy* to have this opportunity.
    Of course they would be happy. How else would you control an entire populace of soldiers? Just make war the place where they feel happiest, and they’ll never leave.

  • @TheThingInMySink
    @TheThingInMySink 2 роки тому +54

    I like to think this is how Kriegers actually talk, they're just really happy to be serving the Emperor.

  • @steelpickaxe7978
    @steelpickaxe7978 2 роки тому +47

    I’ve fallen head of heels for hanz

  • @theloremandraws3753
    @theloremandraws3753 2 роки тому +50

    If they had this dude talkin to us in elementary, I would be in the military.

  • @ShadesApeDJansu
    @ShadesApeDJansu 2 роки тому +94

    I have stick around after i saw the "boom boom" dance, i shared it instantly with my BF and we wound up watching Boom Boom live after ward, now that i know the lore the depth of the dance skyrocketed

    • @ShadesApeDJansu
      @ShadesApeDJansu 2 роки тому +1

      @Hans Layola I am hairy Finnish 30y and my friend is even hairier 40y with 17y son xD I dont even know "gurls" xD BTW my profile picture was drawn by random Finn woman that i snacthed to my profile

    • @ShadesApeDJansu
      @ShadesApeDJansu 2 роки тому +1

      @Hans Layola A true Hans... i am Finn and studied 3 y German but they force us to learn sweden at same and with english 3 germanic lanquages is too much...but...HALLO HANS! :)

    • @ShadesApeDJansu
      @ShadesApeDJansu 2 роки тому

      @Hans Layola Proud Hans :) Dance away :)

  • @appolo300
    @appolo300 2 роки тому +6

    when i heard him talking about dancing to the artillary i remembered that video 2 years ago about hanz dancing in front of the trenches and the artillary strikes

  • @renatoafonsomaiacarneiro950
    @renatoafonsomaiacarneiro950 Рік тому +11

    This is Hanz,
    he dig trenches, he kill heretics, melees enemies with a shovel and dances to the sound of earth shattering artillery,
    ...be like Hanz

  • @RobGcraft
    @RobGcraft 2 роки тому +19

    Hanz having a name means that he’s one hell of a soldier

  • @ianbuchanan7804
    @ianbuchanan7804 2 роки тому +106

    I quite like the presentation of lore here. I have never seen a WH40K lore video describe it completely from an in-universe perspective, and it is pulled off very well here. It helps you learn about Krieg and its history and tactics without issue, and also tells you about the mindset of a Kriegsman when on a horrible planet without outright saying it from an outside perspective.
    TL;DR: Good lore video
    Edit: Fixing a typo

  • @bocktordaytona5656
    @bocktordaytona5656 2 роки тому +438

    Now we have a kriegsman called Hanz the meme has born:
    -HANZ GET THE SHOVELWERFER
    -JAWOL

    • @praisethesun.praisedeussol6051
      @praisethesun.praisedeussol6051 2 роки тому +15

      Plays far cry 5 uses the shovel rocket launcher

    • @maxpayne930
      @maxpayne930 2 роки тому +3

      @@praisethesun.praisedeussol6051 Same here 1 u get the kill American zelot,s 2 u kill them whit shovel.
      Ah the good time,s : )

    • @HiopX
      @HiopX Рік тому

      *Spatenwerfer

  • @TruckerMike089
    @TruckerMike089 2 роки тому +11

    Hanz is a man we can all strive to be like. Happy no matter how terrible a situation he's in. Kriegsman are a gift for everyone

  • @mrgamerguy9104
    @mrgamerguy9104 2 роки тому +15

    This feels alot like a way to inform the younger and still being trained children of Krieg.

  • @rayvg7709
    @rayvg7709 2 роки тому +43

    This is so good, amazing job on the voicework and the editing

  • @KommandantGSR
    @KommandantGSR 2 роки тому +83

    I started fucking dying when "Apparantly some heretical council of governing autocrat fucks" came out, holy shit

    • @omegathevoice079
      @omegathevoice079 2 роки тому +8

      What? Its true. We do apologize for their behaviour but are still glad they have been dealt with!

    • @craftpaint1644
      @craftpaint1644 2 роки тому +1

      I know the feeling. Terrible that the line is so relatable.

  • @lordfriedrick7911
    @lordfriedrick7911 Рік тому +4

    It always warms my heart seeing someone loving his work...

  • @danielruegg2583
    @danielruegg2583 Рік тому +3

    I wish i had that motivation

  • @dozergaming5143
    @dozergaming5143 2 роки тому +18

    "I can't really remember the last time I took my gas mask off, because they always send us to these amazing planets that are filled with toxic fumes, but if that's not the case, then we deploy lots of toxic gas!"
    One of the best Krieg quotes ever, one of my favorites is
    "Where is the rest of your squad?"
    "Dead, sir"
    "Very well"
    Now I'm waiting for Chuck Norris style sentences that describe him, but it's kriegers instead.

  • @dms-f16
    @dms-f16 8 місяців тому +2

    In the over the top insanity of Warhammer 40k, there must be a Krieger like him and he needs a book asap.

  • @Brother-Franz
    @Brother-Franz 2 роки тому +12

    Happy Hanz

  • @Brother-Franz
    @Brother-Franz 2 роки тому +25

    *Glückliche Gasmasken geräusche*

  • @demontimebaby8810
    @demontimebaby8810 Рік тому +3

    There's Hanz...Glad he's doing well. I still remember calling out "Haaannnnz...Haannz..GET ZE FLAMENWERFER"

  • @redcell9636
    @redcell9636 2 роки тому +31

    This looks like a video a Krieger would get in school for history, just before getting their standard issue uniform, 4 charge packs, lasgun, grenade and a one way ticket to the training grounds.

  • @keekorsomthin
    @keekorsomthin 2 роки тому +6

    Hanz is the most cheery person about poison gas and I'm scared.

  • @thatonesqueakerkid4975
    @thatonesqueakerkid4975 2 роки тому +5

    I just started learning German and I was so happy and giddy when I understood Krieg

  • @archeverything
    @archeverything 2 роки тому +16

    This is great man. I find it strangely wholesome for Krieg fans, funnily enough.

  • @dashyboi6243
    @dashyboi6243 2 роки тому +12

    I loved this so much. May Hanz never be without a battlefield to walk, and heretics to crush under his boot for the emperor. May his joy for battle and bloodshed live on forever. 🙏

    • @Cypher137
      @Cypher137 2 роки тому +1

      And if the heretics run out, let him have the aliens and all those chaos hippies

    • @HiopX
      @HiopX Рік тому

      You do know that "may you life forever" is probably the harshest insult to a Kreigsman? never getting to sacrifice for the Emperor

  • @doot4246
    @doot4246 Рік тому +8

    ive only known Hanz for 7 minutes and if anything happens to him i will exterminatus everything in this universe and then myself

  • @shadowpoet4398
    @shadowpoet4398 Рік тому +2

    And he died as he lived: Dancing to the earth shaking drums of the Emperor's Peace

  • @rasputinelciego1547
    @rasputinelciego1547 2 роки тому +9

    People in M2: Noooo, stop war, it's horrible.
    People in M41: Yey, war!

  • @michaelterrencefernandezli6688

    Hanz is a very rare Kriegsman. Having an optimistic death korps soldier is really something.

  • @wwezombiegod
    @wwezombiegod 2 роки тому +8

    I'm so happy I know more about Hanz

  • @Shrek40K
    @Shrek40K Рік тому +2

    Hanz sounds like he’s about to cry

  • @khairallahdh
    @khairallahdh 2 роки тому +16

    Yes. So much yes. Stay gangsta Hanz. No one is better than Krieg!

  • @kuripunpuri
    @kuripunpuri Рік тому +2

    I’m so glad I found this video, now i’m stuck obsessing over Warhammer40K lore, when I know enough about the lore I might even cosplay a Death Korps soldier, I swear I will go all out in making the props.

  • @eichler721
    @eichler721 2 роки тому +10

    Love this and Hanz is such a optimistic number from the most dedicated Guardsmen formation. Kreig

  • @nicholasgraveline7384
    @nicholasgraveline7384 2 роки тому +9

    Dude, you're an genius. I love every second of this.

  • @Destroyer_V0
    @Destroyer_V0 2 роки тому +15

    The backstory we didn't know we needed

  • @harbingerx7793
    @harbingerx7793 2 роки тому +8

    Wow! This is like grade school education slides or video. Really fun to watch. Very clever with the Clipart!

    • @omegatheswiss3827
      @omegatheswiss3827 2 роки тому +2

      When i did the audition, i actually used „Ukulele“ from all thise DIY videos to underline how it felt to me reading the lines

  • @dashthatonedude
    @dashthatonedude 2 роки тому +5

    Honestly, idk how I end up on Warhammer 40 side of yt but after spending about 2 hours, I am now learning about the lores and what it actually is. Lastly, I love Hanz, I hope he continue fighting for the Emperor forever!

  • @thejamman4070
    @thejamman4070 2 роки тому +4

    There's something infectious about Hanz's upbeat attitude.

  • @psyfektorstudio
    @psyfektorstudio Рік тому +3

    Hans’s voice is a holy choir of belief and Love of the Emperor

  • @dcritelli11
    @dcritelli11 Рік тому +2

    i dont know anything about warhammer stuff but i think hanz is pretty cool

  • @CelticHound357
    @CelticHound357 2 роки тому +5

    Food for thought. An idea even.
    A Krieg soldier sitting in the trench. Dark and rainy. The sound of all out war surrounded him. But to this Warrior of Krieg. It's music. Beautiful, glorious music. He sets his head in rhythm with the shelling and bursts of Las rifle fire. Slowly he stands. And takes up the roll of an orchestra conductor. It is his master piece. "The killing of Vraks."
    Just an idea for you to think about.

  • @KuramiGaming12
    @KuramiGaming12 2 роки тому +4

    Hanz needs to do reviews of parts of the wars and battles. like reviewing a hotel vacation

  • @felixfe7958
    @felixfe7958 2 роки тому +24

    Holy shit my sides. Great writing, voice acting and animation!

  • @GoodFebruarian
    @GoodFebruarian 2 роки тому +2

    Danke for your service, Hanz.

  • @Warmhammer
    @Warmhammer 2 роки тому +6

    Hanz is precious. No one better harm Hanz.

  • @meirzamsky
    @meirzamsky 2 роки тому +2

    this is so wholesome

  • @ST.a_VR
    @ST.a_VR 2 роки тому +3

    This had so much soul put into it

  • @joemuller887
    @joemuller887 2 роки тому +5

    When the Emperor decides to give Hanz an audience, i would imagine that he just simply ask:
    So, you were dancing on vraks?

  • @themandaloriangamingnetwor4964
    @themandaloriangamingnetwor4964 2 роки тому +4

    HANZ is precious Boi, we must protect him at any cost

  • @GuusvanVelthoven
    @GuusvanVelthoven 2 роки тому +5

    I am so glad this vid was made. 😄

  • @Odd_Krieger
    @Odd_Krieger 2 роки тому +10

    For being part of one of the most hectic war in WH40K, Hanz sure is cheerful

  • @JadeBlades098
    @JadeBlades098 2 роки тому +4

    Hanz out here living his best life.

  • @lordlucius1341
    @lordlucius1341 2 роки тому +5

    Thank the emperor he has a name, his chances of survival just jumped 82 percent

  • @HolyFurryFish1998
    @HolyFurryFish1998 2 роки тому +9

    Arch: Vraks was an absolute Hellhole.
    Janovich: Vraks ist sugoi!~

  • @ricecooker7037
    @ricecooker7037 2 роки тому +4

    The idea of an entire army that both enjoys war and suffering to the point where the idea of anything decent isn’t even comprehensible is kinda wholesome, how there’s a group that truly enjoys their lives in a universe of unending bleak agony.

  • @chrisroberts7000
    @chrisroberts7000 Рік тому +2

    Remarkably wholesome. Love how upbeat he sounded when talking about those "heretical shits".

  • @blocky_luke
    @blocky_luke Рік тому +9

    Its a odd yet cool concept that these soldiers 38,000 years in the future look just like something out of ww1

    • @lordlopikong6940
      @lordlopikong6940 Рік тому +1

      I love how they are super advance and have good technology but they will always find a way to make it look like it's something from WW1

    • @thmxsz
      @thmxsz Рік тому

      @@lordlopikong6940 practicality always triumphs

    • @thmxsz
      @thmxsz Рік тому

      oh and also shit being cheap

  • @Randomdu8e
    @Randomdu8e Рік тому +2

    Sneaky sneaky night attacks
    Nice

  • @DrShark-sz6ph
    @DrShark-sz6ph 2 роки тому +3

    I love lore videos like this😁 it’s fun

  • @Splatterpunk_OldNewYork
    @Splatterpunk_OldNewYork 2 роки тому +2

    Really like this guy's Positive Attitude.

  • @thelaughingjester7537
    @thelaughingjester7537 2 роки тому +3

    I just want to give him a hug

    • @omegathevoice079
      @omegathevoice079 2 роки тому +1

      Id advise you to wear imperium grade combat clothing, since we do have hazardous substances on our clothes and sometimes even corrosive stuff!

  • @ChaoticVoicesofAndreas
    @ChaoticVoicesofAndreas 2 роки тому +1

    I absolutely LOVE his attitude!!

  • @tenaciousb4731
    @tenaciousb4731 2 роки тому +3

    This was the most original and creative piece of 40K media, I have ever had the pleasure to see

  • @shamelesscasual
    @shamelesscasual 2 роки тому +2

    This was very creative. I love the lore thanks!

  • @joenewkirk6136
    @joenewkirk6136 2 роки тому +4

    I never new that I needed a background story for this character until today

  • @inveteratecrusader4882
    @inveteratecrusader4882 2 роки тому +2

    Such a well spoken lad, and quite the cheery disposition too.

  • @curiouswind9196
    @curiouswind9196 2 роки тому +5

    Hanz is a true hero of the Emperium that we need in this grim darkness of a future

  • @LatinFR
    @LatinFR 4 місяці тому +2

    I love how death korps uniforme are a perfect mix between French and German ww1 equipment. Clearly a dope army to Paint/Play

  • @frugalporpoise526
    @frugalporpoise526 2 роки тому +32

    Will we ever see the two truest rivals the iron warriors and death korps come to blows?

  • @wafflehous6826
    @wafflehous6826 Місяць тому +1

    The only people to sing "Oh, its a lovely war" while being genuine

  • @brotatoman665
    @brotatoman665 2 роки тому +3

    Hanz is so wholesome