Student Snacks That Drive Teachers Crazy
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Do you love snacks as much as teachers do? Tune into this deliciously entertaining episode of Teachers Off Duty where Lauran, Tell, Bri, and Gabe delve into the delectable world of "teacher snacks".
Ever wondered what your teachers stash in their desks? Tell starts off the snack fest confessing his love for candy, while Gabe, mid-conversation with Lauran, reaches over to snag some Cheetos. No one said teachers can't have fun, right?
Gabe shares a relatable moment, guiltily munching on Oreos during his students' test. He also reveals his odd fondness for 'grandpa candy', sparking off a trip down memory lane about Lauran's grandma at church.
Is project-based learning a ploy to feast on preferred snacks? Hear what Tell has to say on that. But it's not all fun and games - apparently, teachers at Tell's school can only have clear liquids. Discover the hilarious tale of forgotten hidden coffee that followed this rule.
In a twist of irony, while Gabe can gulp down coffee, Tell reveals why he avoids it. Hint: It involves an awkward conversation with the principal.
The conversation turns serious when Gabe emphasizes the importance of letting kids eat breakfast and ensuring they're well-nourished. But it's soon back to laughs with Tell's amusing story about "Pirate's Booty" snacks and an intriguing discussion on developing allergies later in life.
Enjoy a delicious round of 'Good or Garbage with Gabe' that focuses on Chocolate Milk Fridays. Here's the kicker: Apparently, the FDA is considering a chocolate milk ban. Can school life survive this?
Bri shares her strict 'no school lunch' policy, while Lauran has a surprising take. This leads to a fiery debate about the quality of school lunches and a nostalgic trip down memory lane involving plate-sized chocolate chip cookies and Otis Spunkmeyer treats.
From Gabe's food shoutouts to Lauran's innovative dinner dice for decision-making, there's a feast of food fun. The episode wraps up with Bri's funny tale about a student-run Instagram account that crowned her the 'eating champ'.
Join us on Teachers Off Duty for a smorgasbord of snack stories and discover the lighter side of the teaching profession. Bon appétit! - Комедії
Michigan passed a bill this year that all kids at public schools get free food for the whole school year! I don't have kids but I think this should be the standard across all public schools. No kid should feel bad about lunch
i loved the part where lauren was talking and gabe was just eating his grandpa pudding😂
Kno 🎉
Hahaha 😂
TAKIS!! 🤣 the kids at my school drive me NUTS with takis. Always sharing with their friends, bringing the biggest bag they can, their taki fingers everywhere. Haha. They tried to get me to bring takis for the whole school for the last day of school! Told them there was no way I was buying takis for 500+ students 😂
It’s always the BIGGEST bag 😭
Me and my science teacher don't trust the blue Takis! We're both like "Why the heck are these things blue?" Also, teenagers are stupid sometimes lol. They don't understand that a fellow teenager does not have the funds to buy over 500 bags of Takis 🤣🙄like, we do not have 1,500 dollars! Where do you think we are getting this money!? You'd have to babysit a LOT of children for that 🤣 also, I am not purchasing snacks for over 400 people I do not know!
I’m a student and always see people sharing takis
Is there constantly taki dust on the papers you get back?
@@stereotypea123 🤣 sometimes, yes! I’m in elementary and they always eat the blue heat ones at breakfast so a lot of us teachers have said we get assignments back with blue fingerprints in the morning way too often! I like spicy food, but not that early in the day!! Haha
My school district here in Indiana just announced this year that we no longer pay book rentals. Also, all students receive free breakfast and lunch. 🎉
Hse?
Never understood the obsession with takis, and it was always the spicy ones kids would take to school.
the district i teach in has free breakfast and lunch. the food is really good too. the district my kids go to does not participate in any school food funding and my senior spends about $10 a day. he goes for double bacon cheeseburgers and french fries most days. they have sushi day, taco day with real tacos, and wing day as specials. they also have a full on coffee shop that’s basically a starbucks.
Lauren’s got me dying! “Gabe, I’m concerned for you.” 😂
I’m a high school sophomore, and I have a teacher who keeps a giant roll of toilet paper in his room because like he just gets them for free at the school. He has it in place of Kleenexes and paper towels. If students (or himself even) want food, we have to rip off toilet paper from the roll, and quickly open our snack and take it out and put it on the toilet paper. Even if we have a granola bar or something, we have to take it out the wrapper. He hates the constant sound of the chip bags and stuff all the time.
Another thing - my 6th sense isn’t like candy or chips or anything… my 6th sense is donuts. I know when there are donuts around because I can smell them. I work at dunkin so I’m used to donuts and coffee 😂😂.
"When I'm an adult I'm gonna have chocolate milk every day!"
30yo adult... totally have chocolate milk every morning since I was like 13 😅
I have to agree. Why do we make families pay for their children to eat jail food at school?
For my middle school Chef's Choice pizza was the worst. It was that rectangular pizza with thousand island dressing instead of tomato sauce, cheese, and french fries on top. It was so nasty. I just didn't eat lunch those days
How is it that the school district right next to each other can be so different. The healthy lunch in some districts are over cooked and over frozen microwave meals are we really teaching them that this over processed food is good for them.
You guys should do an episode about picture day! That is always a struggle!
I appreciate Gabe’s taste in candy… I’ve always gotten teased by people for enjoying black licorice and circus peanuts!
Circus peanuts!!!!!!!!!
I used to like circus peanuts.
The thing about carrying school lunch back to your classroom and feeling embarrassed--for me, it's a reminder of the few times I had to stay in the classroom at lunch because I didn't finish work or my teacher wanted to talk to me. It's the anxiety about being in trouble plus the pain/fomo of being separated from friends.
Our school is so against giving any kind of sugar to kids that one day a parent brought in cupcakes for a birthday, and the teachers scraped the icing off before they handed them out to the kids.
I’m working as an educator at a private school in Mississippi and I would absolutely love to hear Brie talk more about working at a public school in the south
As a student I love watching these
I die every time he says “Mr. Wuwums” 😂😂😂
We made and sold the Otis spunkmeyer cookies in home economics.
I teach high school culinary arts. I’ve got a commercial coffee brewer so there’s coffee every day 😂
My math teacher last year LOVED takis. One of my friends was sharing them in class and he said like where's mine? And we were all giggling and very confused but that was when we all decided as a grade he was the best teacher ever
Mashed Potatoes 🥔 Turkey 🦃 Gravy fresh Rolls bread yum was
my favorite..
When I was in school they took my tray away because they couldn't find me in the system. Even though I went to school there and I just had to go without food that day. So I feel so bad for students that have to deal with that all the time. Especially some of my friends I went to school with always had their trays taken away from them.
gabe looks really good with the scruffy facial hair
I am actually eating dill pickle chips as I sit here watching this episode.
Speaking of allergy’s I’m allergic to butterscotch. I will literally break out in hives.
Also I live in Mississippi and can confirm that the cafeteria food could be literally used as a punishment
That's wild. Butterscotch is literally just butter and brown sugar. Are you allergic to the fake flavoring of it or the real thing?
@@Username0467 the fake flavoring
Im allergic to shrimp but I still eat it and fight through the allergic reaction. 😅 It’s worth it lol
Pizzelle are not just an Ohio thing. They are an Italian wafer cookie that is usually flavored with anise, a spice that tastes like licorice.
Don't worry Loren, you aren't crazy.
Springerlees (idk how to spell it lol) are also flavored with anise, idk where they are from tho lol. Also Pizzelles are my favorite cookie ever!!!
I need to ask my in laws about these cookies. I love black licorice. My family is split down the middle about them.
Coffee is actually both a stimulant and a depressant. The initial metabolic response is as a stimulant, then it has a delayed, countering depression in your brain as it compensates from the preceeding up. Was a cool contradiction I learned about in my psych graduate work, learning how immune system and brain chem changes affect behaviour.
It why chronic or excessive coffee makes people feel dragged out a lot.
I have ADHD as a child my parents were told to give me coffee before school every morning to calm me down for school
Ya'll are so funny!!! I always end up laughing hard with every episode!
We had white, chocolate, & strawberry everyday as public school.
Salt and Vinegar chips and black licorice. Both so good! I recently found Finnish (and Icelandic ) black licorice covered in chocolate, and I’m hooked!
bri is me those hot Cheetos be so good
That intro is fabulous!
Tell is EVERYTHING!
This Philly born and raised gurl approves of the Phillies fit.
You all snacking during the video = hilarious😂
In middle school we would buy fries Or Mr Gatti’s pizza.
Go to high school in 2002-all fried foods-banned, no candy but chocolate was ok. No caffeinated drinks 🙄 but we would order pizza and Chinese, and have it delivered when lunch period started lol
At my high-school we had "nacho" day. It was meat, cheese and sour cream blended together and put in a styrofoam cup with baked scoop chips. It. Looked. DISGUSTING!!!! It was the best lunch the school had 😂😂 I think about it now even 6 years later lol it was SO good!
One more Chili 🌶 and Cinnamon Rolls the bomb 😊
When I was in elementary school, let's not talk about how long ago that was, the school I went to made their own bread and buns, so when it was cheeseburger day, it was the best. My job was to sell the milk during our lunch and the super sweet ladies in the kitchen would save me a cinnamon roll because they would sell out so quickly. I haven't thought about that in years.
My students KNOW I can be easily bribed with peanut butter m&m’s and those peanut butter pretzel nuggets 🤭
Also, the werthers 🤤. I don’t share those! That’s grown folk candy
But....the true test if he is really an old man is if he likes necco wafers 🤮 😂
My school had an ice cream machine. So everyday you could buy some for $2 or for your birthday you could get some for free. We also had strawberry and vanilla milk along with the chocolate and regular milk
I remember having milk bags at school lunch. Literally square plastic bags!
Gabe is killing me! Butterscotch =gag*
At 17 I found out I am now allergic to dairy and peanuts. 27:07
When I was in school in the 70’s, we had the choice of milk or water. When my kids got into school I couldn’t believe they had chocolate milk and strawberry milk.
Vt kids eat breakfast and lunch free. Have for several years. During the pandemic the school district I was in also delivered breakfast and lunch to everyone that wanted it - teachers/ staff rode the school bus and went on the normal routes to deliver the food. Weekends got a bag of food for the weekend too.
Our district has amazing, healthy food.
Gabe I'm with you. I love butterscotch!
Those Nerd Gummies!!!😍😍😍😍😖
I'm eating Extra Cheesy Cheez-Its while I'm watching this. 😆
I grew up in Ohio and I always loved the No-bake cookies!! To this day my brother and I talk about them and it has been over 25 years since I was in highschool. I also now make them regularly for my kids.
So now we know why Gabe is always sipping out of that mug every episode
If I was a teacher I’d take a tax on the student’s snacks that they bring to class
Back when I was in high school we were so broke that I would just mix random condiments from the condiment bar and eat that for lunch. I liked to mix the pickles and carrots or jalapeños and pineapple. 😂
My go to snack are Wasabi and Soy Sauce almonds. It used to be Takis BUT, my blood sugar doesn't like the tortilla chips anymore.
42:13 I just find it funny how Bree won't even school food but gas station food is good lmao
Gabe is my spirit animal
I worked for a larger school and the food was like Bri described. Gross. Now that I work for a smaller school, the food is FIRE! Beef tips and rice is one and the other that I love is mini corndogs with a sides of Mac and cheese and broccoli. The chicken spaghetti is an honorable mention.
Those cookies that we could but at lunch was the best!! I wonder if, like most snacks from our younger years, they would still taste good. They were undercooked and delicious!! 😊
SERIOUSLY THIS EPISODE CRACKED ME UPPPPP
Gabe what is WITH you in the beginning??? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Mrs Woolie.. I'm with you on peanut butter....my fave is on waffles
SAME i could eat it straight from the jar!
I am allergic to citrus and my mom never bothered to tell me until I was 24
AUSTIN brand orange crackers with PEANUTBUTTER in them. candy, all the candy. GABE YOU HAVE WEIRD TASTES IN FOODS LOLOLOLOLOL 🤣
The chocolate milk use to be good, and then Michelle decided they had to downgrade it to chocolate water.
We are not allowed to buy school lunch. All the food needs to go to the kids, I tried to buy lunch and the wonderful lunch ladies said they were not allowed to sell teachers food.
In elementary school we had 1 meal i liked and it was fried chichen and a McDonald's like hash brown. In jr and high School we had meatball grinders burgers hotdogs fries and then a meal of the day. Not to bad.
Especially at my high school the teachers would comment on the kids mostly girls ghat would have Starbucks every morning . My favorite time of the week was when we in elementary school would either get dominoes pizza or papa Johns and all so the different flavors of milk like one my school would get was root beer float flavored. In high school in California we had multiple carts we could purchase chips, candy , fresh baked cookies, ect from and they have personal sized pizzas in them then we also had vending machines with chips, candy , big Texas cinnamon rolls ,ect and then there was a program called JROTC and they had a store they sold cup of noodles, ice cream , chocolate, Gatorade , honey buns iced or glazed,ect . And my favorite lunch lady was named Mary but everyone called her mrs moo
The ad break cutting off them roasting gabe 😭😭
4:37 That's what she said 🤣
I agree cream turkey day is yummy school lunches
Honey mustard chicken pizza unbelievable!
The broccoli 😂😂😂 gotta love that ethylene gas 🫣🤭😂😂😂 hysterical
School cafeteria food is awful. During summer school I literally watched half the students, who were FORCED to go through the breakfast and lunch line, walk out the door of the cafeteria and throw the whole plate away.
Loved watchinggggg
I guess I’m on the old person train too…I love butterscotch! Although black licorice is disgusting. When I used to have lunch duty, I would have to check on all the kids bringing lunch because most of them would have a lunchbox full of snacks but no food. Then I’d tell them to get in line to get something for lunch and they would argue that they brought lunch. I’m sorry, but a bag of Takis, cookies, candy, and a soda is not lunch.
My high school is lucky cause we have a little cafe in our school so I can always get coffee.
In high school we had a Taco Bell installed in the cafeteria, and we could get either two tacos or a bean burrito for lunch.
Caffeine part of podcast
When I was like 13 I slammed 8 energy drinks in one night. It was a lock-in at a church school and they were selling energy drinks. I only bought 3 but I bought 2 and my friends gave me theirs (3 of them) practically full badly a couple sips taken out. Idk how my heart didn’t give out.
Same, black coffee is the best
Black licorice ice cream is the best!
Love New Mexico we already have free lunch for everyone in public schools❤I’m a big trail mix guy, love that for my snack. Final note: it may be illegal to not send kids to school, but does anyone enforce it hell no
Thier lunch numbers were only 3 numbers long- now a days ours is a 6 digit number that you would have to memorize by the end of kindergarten😭
😂 we just took red dyes out of our kids diet lmao. They currently don't like us... I remember eating the sugar covered orange slice gummies with my grandpa and then he always had the cans of cashews. Those are my faves. I appreciate my kids school so much because if they don't finish breakfast quick enough so they can bring them to class. My biggest thing is thinking my kids are hungry. They will grab a granola bar before we leave but they like school breakfast so I'm like just hurt and don't dilly dally.
Woolley had a tattoo lol I barely saw but know im interested. Also I was a 80s kid and my favourite school lunch was the square pizza the spaghetti and the Turkey dinner for the Thanksgiving assembly.
26:54 YEP I developed a severe allergy to wheat in my 20’s and it was a NIGHTMARE to figure out how to manage
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I’m still in school currently, but I thought I’d share what we have for lunch at my school. I don’t go to any sort of prestigious private school or anything. I go to public school, where one of the building’s was my mom’s high school building. I’m in ninth grade and we have like 550-650 kids in my grade alone. We have our own school just for our grade. Everyday for lunch we have pre-made salad, hamburgers, cheeseburgers, 2 types of pizza, chicken sandwiches (normal and spicy) and something that changes daily. But at the high school, they have all of that, plus they have coffee ( for breakfast and lunch) soda, build your own salad bar, build your own nacho bar, They have cooks that literally make them a sub if they want it (like subway) and a lot more. And the school wonders why they don’t have the money to buy the students new MacBooks and IPads (MacBook Airs for 10-12 grade and iPads for 8-9 grade.) They spent all of the money on the food and the new ninth grade building they just finished this summer. They also just built a new elementary school, and plan to start and finish a new middle school by 2025. I have no clue where the school gets the money from tbh. But we have the best school, and best standardized test scores in the entire state. So there’s that. But we have at least 3 fights a week. We had over 118 fights by the end of the first semester last year, and even more in the second semester. Today was the first day of school for me and we’ve already had one fight. Not to mention most kids schedules were messed up. The system went down while sorting everything and it messed everything up. I wasn’t even enrolled in a science class at all for this year. It was on my printed schedule, but I wasn’t on any of the teachers rosters for any class. This has never happened before, and the school district ant figure out why it happened. But yeah, that’s what you get when you have technology do your work for you I guess.
I like the honey roasted almonds.
I eat the salads our cafeteria workers will make for teachers. I don’t eat the other food.
All the title 1 schools in my district have free lunch for all students. And they are super strict about how it’s distributed. And the food is terrible and the portions are not enough for middle school students. But the school in flagstaff I worked at had the best food. Homemade style tamales, homemade style pizza, chili cheese baked potatoes. And it was a title 1 school.
Lol...I'm thinking about SisterWives now
I'm lactose intolerant! D:< I had to learn that a week ago... I loved milk now I have to hate it! The weirdest school lunch we have is actual rotten food! They gave us some rotten peaches,rotten strawberries, moldy blueberries,milk expired,stale bread and so much more disgusting food! School lunch in Georgia is a literal torture to live in!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
So when I was in school every lunch time me and my group would sell cookies at lunch and different snacks but it was because we were in this group called DECA so we would bake the cookies and than sell the cookies
Otis Spunkmeyer cookies are amazing. We would lick the melted chocolate off the wax paper that the cookie came on.
Last Christmas a student of mine ate taki’s and then grab my new cap I got as a gift from another teacher and it was red underneath the bill. I was so mad
I love my home coffee, Pete’s coffee in the kuerig, but I love a Starbucks Carmel frap!
I loved I MEAN LOVED THE PETSELS COOKIES ❤❤❤❤❤
im always late to these but it was great
I remember doing a sorting and patterns with conversation hearts.
I love this, in my primary school there was a corner in the kitchen line and it was called the kiss corner and anyone who went in it called picked on hard and my primary schools food all of it expect the chicken nugget day and fish and chips was soo awful and no joke the pizza was a literal pile of greese
Crispitos..... It looks like ground beef, but that's actually chicken. 😬
We could only get chocolate milk on Fridays when I was a kid. If you were lucky, you could get to the milk line early enough on Monday to get one of the few leftovers. My son says he can get it every day.