The Jewish Siri

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  • Опубліковано 8 січ 2017
  • In this Kosher phone, Siri is replaced by Avraham Fried.
    Video produced by Mendy Pellin Media
    Cinematography by Yissi Freeman

КОМЕНТАРІ • 117

  • @kristine6996
    @kristine6996 6 років тому +25

    Abraham Fried "what's the meaning of life?" 😂😂👍

    • @rivkyhafter2875
      @rivkyhafter2875 4 роки тому +3

      I had that same question.

    • @schneurjordan9689
      @schneurjordan9689 4 роки тому +4

      I learned that the purpose of life is to make a resting place for G-D in this physical world.
      For example, a phone was created to elevate it, for example by learning torah on it.

  • @sammyshultz
    @sammyshultz 3 роки тому +9

    I’d like a kosher phone that sounds awesome

  • @jay-day
    @jay-day Рік тому +6

    "Avrohom Fried, play Schweky"
    "I'm sorry. I don't junderstand"
    "Avrohom Fried - play Morddechai ben David"
    "I'm sorry, I don't understand"
    😆😂🤣

  • @AS-youTube
    @AS-youTube 2 роки тому +3

    My favorite oldie 😅 Never get tired of it

  • @ZionLion44
    @ZionLion44 5 років тому +24

    That was too good. Subscription well deserved. 😂

  • @aliyah4981
    @aliyah4981 5 років тому +20

    love the jewish siri i should get one for myself , Good one Mendy :)

  • @moriahthompson9404
    @moriahthompson9404 5 років тому +1

    I SOOOO need this...

  • @shevyszcz6188
    @shevyszcz6188 7 років тому +2

    This is awesome

  • @g31n3z3w5k1
    @g31n3z3w5k1 7 років тому +6

    They should invent that app

  • @yehudamondmd1652
    @yehudamondmd1652 7 років тому +4

    LOVE IT!!!!!

  • @ElenPerez
    @ElenPerez 2 роки тому +1

    "...today's tanya portion" this video is always sweet and funny!

  • @linesandcircles7465
    @linesandcircles7465 5 років тому +7

    I love how it ends! LOL

  • @shlomomurskyy5037
    @shlomomurskyy5037 6 років тому +1

    I loved it! So funny

  • @rivkagoldstein8345
    @rivkagoldstein8345 5 років тому +2

    Sheer Genius! This guy is pure comedic genius!

  • @rivkyhafter2875
    @rivkyhafter2875 4 роки тому +2

    This is crazingly funny 😂😅😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Dreijer94
    @Dreijer94 7 років тому +5

    It's brilliant.

  • @rivkier7214
    @rivkier7214 2 місяці тому

    I know the feeling

  • @ejjack1271
    @ejjack1271 2 роки тому

    Your jokes are great

  • @aliyah4981
    @aliyah4981 5 років тому +20

    love it, i love jewbellish they are so talented

  • @sayididit2930
    @sayididit2930 7 років тому +2

    Very cute!

  • @fredricserfdom1220
    @fredricserfdom1220 7 років тому

    We were in love

  • @raizyteich6785
    @raizyteich6785 6 років тому +1

    It's so cute

  • @danafriedman
    @danafriedman 5 років тому

    Nice!

  • @serdip
    @serdip Рік тому

    LOLZ This is hilarious!!

  • @yairshmuelcohen9432
    @yairshmuelcohen9432 7 років тому +1

    חזקב ביותר

  • @davidmarshall5396
    @davidmarshall5396 6 років тому +17

    Mendy, Where can I purchase that "Speak Yiddish" T-Shirt... as a Yiddish speaker, I would love to own one. thanks

    • @MendyPellin
      @MendyPellin  6 років тому +3

      contact sarah at jewbellish dot com - she'll help you get one.

  • @eves0195
    @eves0195 3 роки тому +1

    This is amazing!!!

  • @tryptick03
    @tryptick03 6 років тому +2

    We need the Jewish "map my run"

  • @Michael-kd1ho
    @Michael-kd1ho Рік тому

    My name is Haim Echiel Goldman, stop calling me!

  • @chaimknopfler7881
    @chaimknopfler7881 2 роки тому

    LoL the ending.

  • @davidmarshall5396
    @davidmarshall5396 6 років тому

    How can I buy a "Speak Yiddish" T-Shirt, today? I want to buy.. Help me out. please provide specific instruction,,thanks

  • @davidpacheco8935
    @davidpacheco8935 Рік тому

    👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 😆

  • @bicanoo_magic3452
    @bicanoo_magic3452 4 роки тому +1

    That's Hilarious. A jewish version of SIRI! What a concept....and it won't play Goyshim music!!... hahahaha

  • @fregedit
    @fregedit 7 років тому +16

    the only criticism I would have is that I thiink Avraham freid would mind paying someone else's music. but other than, that it was great!

  • @mendelperlstein6210
    @mendelperlstein6210 7 років тому

    Soooooo Funny

  • @fredricserfdom1220
    @fredricserfdom1220 7 років тому

    Why did you leave me

  • @GreenCocanix
    @GreenCocanix 4 роки тому

    Where can I buy this ?

  • @ElyaGetter
    @ElyaGetter Рік тому +1

    hello

  • @Addicted2Java4Life
    @Addicted2Java4Life 6 років тому

    You give Tirchah to a Kohen?

  • @ElyaGetter
    @ElyaGetter Рік тому +1

    hi

  • @g31n3z3w5k1
    @g31n3z3w5k1 7 років тому +1

    They should invent that ap

  • @jenniferlawrence9652
    @jenniferlawrence9652 7 років тому

    really funny...I'm cracking up.. Jewish Siri😀

  • @Addicted2Java4Life
    @Addicted2Java4Life 6 років тому

    You Daven WITHOUT T’fillin?

  • @walther7147
    @walther7147 2 роки тому

    He was got a knife from Ikea.

  • @abdulmohammedfaizal826
    @abdulmohammedfaizal826 5 років тому

    Lol 😂

  • @shainab7047
    @shainab7047 3 роки тому +1

    Who noticed LEC hinted to on the car

    • @MendyPellin
      @MendyPellin  3 роки тому

      You're the first

    • @shainab7047
      @shainab7047 3 роки тому

      @@MendyPellin so glad it didn’t go unnoticed ✌🏼. Loving your videos, thank you

  • @val9847
    @val9847 7 років тому +4

    Is this channel the real mendy pellin?

    • @TheShimc1
      @TheShimc1 7 років тому

      yep, real enough.Don't need to be perfect

  • @eves0195
    @eves0195 3 роки тому

    😂😂😂

  • @HaleyMary
    @HaleyMary 2 роки тому

    The if Alexa was Christian video brought me here. I had to see if there was a Jewish version.

  • @almogzohar9437
    @almogzohar9437 6 років тому +1

    אברהם פרידד

  • @ElyaGetter
    @ElyaGetter Рік тому +1

    i have iphone 11

  • @sebos343
    @sebos343 4 роки тому

    גרויס גרוס פון פוילן

  • @haybeeilan3066
    @haybeeilan3066 6 років тому

    lol

  • @ArletteNL
    @ArletteNL 4 роки тому

    Hi, can anyone out there help me translate a hand-written Yiddish letter from my grandfather into English? I can help you in exchange with English, French or Dutch!

  • @DanZhukovin
    @DanZhukovin 5 місяців тому

    😂

  • @rojava1619
    @rojava1619 2 роки тому

    What is the name of the Avhram fried song btw? Thanks 🙏

    • @MendyPellin
      @MendyPellin  2 роки тому

      Baruch Habah on the album chazak

    • @rojava1619
      @rojava1619 10 місяців тому

      @@MendyPellinthank you so much Mendy it is so exciting to get a response back from you! I’ve followed you for years!

  • @af5044
    @af5044 4 роки тому

    😁😆😄😆😁

  • @itsytyt5192
    @itsytyt5192 Рік тому

    Hhaa

  • @avitallichtenfeld813
    @avitallichtenfeld813 6 років тому +1

    I need a Jewish Siri now!

    • @MendyPellin
      @MendyPellin  6 років тому +1

      Avital Lichtenfeld don't we all

  • @netanyashaffin9843
    @netanyashaffin9843 5 років тому

    Anyone wanna hear a Rosh Hashana joke?

  • @fredricserfdom1220
    @fredricserfdom1220 7 років тому

    Bring back jewbellish

  • @Blackyogurt69
    @Blackyogurt69 7 років тому

    translate my name to english(im a jewish)

  • @lordstair1359
    @lordstair1359 4 роки тому

    is that sam hyde

  • @johnfoltz8183
    @johnfoltz8183 4 роки тому +3

    Oy vey. Am I a weatherman to you? Get your tuchis outside to check the temperature.

  • @sima8787
    @sima8787 4 роки тому

    OMG! I want that Siri! Hhhh

  • @screamtoasigh9984
    @screamtoasigh9984 6 років тому

    This is like Gavin McInnis' Scottish Siri: ua-cam.com/video/SGxKhUuZ0Rc/v-deo.html

  • @a.s.6035
    @a.s.6035 4 роки тому

    Siri talk me about the USS Liberty.

    • @MitzvosGolem1
      @MitzvosGolem1 4 роки тому +1

      That was thoroughly investigated by U S Navy and IAF found to be friendly fire accident like Iran flight 655..
      Idiot

    • @a.s.6035
      @a.s.6035 4 роки тому

      @@MitzvosGolem1 Fuck off but friendly

  • @mikegalasso6718
    @mikegalasso6718 5 років тому +1

    Jesus will save you from your "god", Lucifer.

  • @savedbyGracethroughFaith
    @savedbyGracethroughFaith 4 роки тому +1

    By the grace of GOD JESUS saved me.
    12 And God said unto Abraham, Let it not be grievous in thy sight because of the lad, and because of thy bondwoman; in all that Sarah hath said unto thee, hearken unto her voice; for in Isaac shall thy seed be called.
    Genesis 21:12 KJV
    28 And he said, Thy name shall be called no more Jacob, but Israel: for as a prince hast thou power with God and with men, and hast prevailed.
    Genesis 32:28 KJV
    GOD bless You all, much love

    • @ThatGuy-sd3zl
      @ThatGuy-sd3zl 4 роки тому +5

      I guess your Siri would be PaganSiri. “Pagan Siri where’s the closest place I can stuff myself with pork and pray to an abomination”? PaganSiri: ‘Church’.

    • @savedbyGracethroughFaith
      @savedbyGracethroughFaith 4 роки тому +1

      @@ThatGuy-sd3zl
      4 In whom the god of this world hath blinded the minds of them which believe not, lest the light of the glorious gospel of Christ, who is the image of God, should shine unto them. 2 Corinthians 4:4 KJV
      (JESUS speaking)
      17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
      18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.
      19 Whosoever therefore shall break one of these least commandments, and shall teach men so, he shall be called the least in the kingdom of heaven: but whosoever shall do and teach them, the same shall be called great in the kingdom of heaven.
      20 For I say unto you, That except your righteousness shall exceed the righteousness of the scribes and Pharisees, ye shall in no case enter into the kingdom of heaven.
      Matthew 5:17-20 KJV
      28 He that despised Moses' law died without mercy under two or three witnesses:
      Hebrews 10:28 KJV
      Turn from Your sin and repent, reach out to JESUS. The devil blinds You. Religion is all by the devil. JESUS is the way the truth and the life. No one comes to the FATHER except through HIM.
      53 Who hath believed our report? and to whom is the arm of the Lord revealed?
      2 For he shall grow up before him as a tender plant, and as a root out of a dry ground: he hath no form nor comeliness; and when we shall see him, there is no beauty that we should desire him.
      3 He is despised and rejected of men; a man of sorrows, and acquainted with grief: and we hid as it were our faces from him; he was despised, and we esteemed him not.
      4 Surely he hath borne our griefs, and carried our sorrows: yet we did esteem him stricken, smitten of God, and afflicted.
      5 But he was wounded for our transgressions, he was bruised for our iniquities: the chastisement of our peace was upon him; and with his stripes we are healed.
      6 All we like sheep have gone astray; we have turned every one to his own way; and the Lord hath laid on him the iniquity of us all.
      7 He was oppressed, and he was afflicted, yet he opened not his mouth: he is brought as a lamb to the slaughter, and as a sheep before her shearers is dumb, so he openeth not his mouth.
      8 He was taken from prison and from judgment: and who shall declare his generation? for he was cut off out of the land of the living: for the transgression of my people was he stricken.
      9 And he made his grave with the wicked, and with the rich in his death; because he had done no violence, neither was any deceit in his mouth.
      10 Yet it pleased the Lord to bruise him; he hath put him to grief: when thou shalt make his soul an offering for sin, he shall see his seed, he shall prolong his days, and the pleasure of the Lord shall prosper in his hand.
      11 He shall see of the travail of his soul, and shall be satisfied: by his knowledge shall my righteous servant justify many; for he shall bear their iniquities.
      12 Therefore will I divide him a portion with the great, and he shall divide the spoil with the strong; because he hath poured out his soul unto death: and he was numbered with the transgressors; and he bare the sin of many, and made intercession for the transgressors.
      Isaiah 53 KJV
      Turn today to the one and only living GOD who gave HIS only begotton Son so that You can stand in front of HIM on judgement day. GOD bless You, much love

    • @ThatGuy-sd3zl
      @ThatGuy-sd3zl 4 роки тому +2

      saved by Grace through Faith Deut 4:15, 16. וְנִשְׁמַרְתֶּ֥ם מְאֹ֖ד לְנַפְשֹׁתֵיכֶ֑ם כִּ֣י לֹ֤א רְאִיתֶם֙ כָּל־תְּמוּנָ֔ה בְּי֗וֹם דִּבֶּ֨ר יְהוָ֧ה אֲלֵיכֶ֛ם בְּחֹרֵ֖ב מִתּ֥וֹךְ הָאֵֽשׁ׃
      For your own sake, therefore, be most careful-since you saw no shape when Hashem your God spoke to you at Horeb out of the fire-
      ‎פֶּ֨ן־תַּשְׁחִת֔וּן וַעֲשִׂיתֶ֥ם לָכֶ֛ם פֶּ֖סֶל תְּמוּנַ֣ת כָּל־סָ֑מֶל תַּבְנִ֥ית זָכָ֖ר א֥וֹ נְקֵבָֽה׃
      not to act wickedly and make for yourselves a sculptured image in any likeness whatever: the form of a man or a woman,
      Deut 4:35 אַתָּה֙ הָרְאֵ֣תָ לָדַ֔עַת כִּ֥י יְהוָ֖ה ה֣וּא הָאֱלֹהִ֑ים אֵ֥ין ע֖וֹד מִלְבַדּֽוֹ׃
      It has been clearly demonstrated to you that Hashem alone is God; there is none beside Him.
      Deut 4:39. וְיָדַעְתָּ֣ הַיּ֗וֹם וַהֲשֵׁבֹתָ֮ אֶל־לְבָבֶךָ֒ כִּ֤י יְהוָה֙ ה֣וּא הָֽאֱלֹהִ֔ים בַּשָּׁמַ֣יִם מִמַּ֔עַל וְעַל־הָאָ֖רֶץ מִתָּ֑חַת אֵ֖ין עֽוֹד׃
      Know therefore this day and keep in mind that Hashem alone is God in heaven above and on earth below; there is no other.
      Deut 6:4 שְׁמַ֖ע יִשְׂרָאֵ֑ל יְהוָ֥ה אֱלֹהֵ֖ינוּ יְהוָ֥ה ׀ אֶחָֽד׃
      Hear, O Israel! Hashem is our God, Hashem is One.
      Deut 6:13 אֶת־יְהוָ֧ה אֱלֹהֶ֛יךָ תִּירָ֖א וְאֹת֣וֹ תַעֲבֹ֑ד וּבִשְׁמ֖וֹ תִּשָּׁבֵֽעַ׃
      Revere only Hashem your God and worship Him alone, and swear only by His name.
      Deut 32:39 רְא֣וּ ׀ עַתָּ֗ה כִּ֣י אֲנִ֤י אֲנִי֙ ה֔וּא וְאֵ֥ין אֱלֹהִ֖ים עִמָּדִ֑י אֲנִ֧י אָמִ֣ית וַאֲחַיֶּ֗ה מָחַ֙צְתִּי֙ וַאֲנִ֣י אֶרְפָּ֔א וְאֵ֥ין מִיָּדִ֖י מַצִּֽיל׃
      See, then, that I, I am He; There is no god beside Me. I deal death and give life; I wounded and I will heal: None can deliver from My hand.
      Exodus 20:2-3 אָֽנֹכִ֖י֙ יְהוָ֣ה אֱלֹהֶ֑֔יךָ אֲשֶׁ֧ר הוֹצֵאתִ֛יךָ מֵאֶ֥רֶץ מִצְרַ֖יִם מִבֵּ֣֥ית עֲבָדִֽ֑ים׃
      I am Hashem your God who brought you out of the land of Egypt, the house of bondage: לֹֽ֣א יִהְיֶֽה־לְךָ֛֩ אֱלֹהִ֥֨ים אֲחֵרִ֖֜ים עַל־פָּנָֽ֗יַ
      You shall have no other gods besides Me.
      Also Isaiah 53 is talking about the nation of Israel bearing the iniquities of the nations because they oppress them. But you know, why would you read the previous chapters.

    • @savedbyGracethroughFaith
      @savedbyGracethroughFaith 4 роки тому +1

      @@ThatGuy-sd3zl There is only one GOD. JESUS is Your/our messiah You missed, rejected HIM. HE is the image of the FATHER. If You see HIM, you see the FATHER. Therefore JESUS says:
      30 I and my Father are one.
      John 10:30 KJV

    • @savedbyGracethroughFaith
      @savedbyGracethroughFaith 4 роки тому +1

      @@ThatGuy-sd3zl Repent of Your sin, pray to GOD to give You wisdom and understanding. HE says 13 And ye shall seek me, and find me, when ye shall search for me with all your heart. Jeremia 29:13 KJV And read the prophecies about JESUS in the Old Testament fullfilled by HIM and the "New Testament". Why JESUS died on the cross. GOD bless You

  • @mikegalasso6718
    @mikegalasso6718 5 років тому

    Jesus saves!!

  • @mikegalasso6718
    @mikegalasso6718 5 років тому

    The meaning of life is Jesus Christ.

    • @ThatGuy-sd3zl
      @ThatGuy-sd3zl 4 роки тому

      Sounds like your life is more empty than a vacuum if that’s it’s meaning.

  • @noorsabasherzad4345
    @noorsabasherzad4345 3 роки тому +1

    FREE PALESTINE

    • @clintn.kildepstein1656
      @clintn.kildepstein1656 3 роки тому +1

      Fuck off

    • @jongantz8667
      @jongantz8667 2 роки тому +1

      Always you guys with your politics!... Annoying

    • @noorsabasherzad4345
      @noorsabasherzad4345 2 роки тому

      @@jongantz8667 love how that comment was 5 months ago, i completely forogt abt this comment. I get it. if u dont like palestine no need to comment something like "annoying". Anyways bye luv take care

  • @Olamchesed
    @Olamchesed 7 років тому +3

    lol