Updated Lyrics: INTRO Hewwo, I'm Biwwy. Wanna buy my Wazer Wifle? HOOK (Hot damn!) Hot damn! Laser beam's a must everybody I see just turns to dust I'm like BAAM! Yeah, I cock back and bust in Wasteland we trust with my Wazer Wifle (BAAM!) Hot damn! Laser beam's a must everybody I see just turns to dust I'm like BAAM! Yeah, I cock back and bust in Wasteland we trust with my Wazer Wifle Wanna buy my Wazer? VERSE 1 (Phat Boi Phresh) Yo! Scav team city 22 Fiddy Chubs Mc Fats and my best friend Biwwy and I'm diggin through the bag of a dead slave really All I got is a broke 10mm, now gimme I'm safe in the dark, no gun means danger can't take the chance to be saved by the Stranger or be discovered by an Outcast Ranger Mysterious.... (You wook wike you'we handy wit a weapon) F&&&in' aye right did you find something worth it? Something I can use as a shotgun surgeon? I'm urgin', I'm hurtin', we need to put work in What the F&&& is this? god damn Biwwy, what the F&&& you just give me? It's heavy and the kick when it shoots trying kills me It's even got cells god damn be be the next man, lookin' like a sucker Hello motherf&&&er. HOOK VERSE 2 (Monkey) I'm a cwazy wival with a Wazer Wifle tryin' to make due strong through this Wasteland Survival from NV to DC, Super Mutants run from me the Psycho-way is strong and my pack is done charging click clank clank zip zip zoop zaap and another one turns to dust over Caps Kill or be killed or become something worst Try my Tri-Beam burst StealthBoy ready gotta get past the DEATHCLAW all my Ghoulies at the party waiting for the alcohol I had to go now, though I'm overencumbered got a Bottlecap Mine just in case I get Discovered I'm not concerned, I got a Ninja Perk A Bloody Mess Gun Nut Demolitions Expert always puttin in work just to earn my worth on this Radiated planet called Earth. HOOK BRIDGE SIR, I STRONGLY ADVISE YOU TO STAY AWAY FROM THAT... Shut up, Robot! You dont tell me what to do. I gotta loot this body real quick. Might have something worth while. YES, SIR. Oh man, it's just a Holotape. Looks pretty old though, might as well see what it says. VERSE 3 (MiKilla) I'm second lieutenant Michael John Kellermann, first battalion of the Paladin regiment. Sent on a mission to the Capitol Wasteland, to retrieve technology and vital information. With occasional resistance by the Super Mutants, our Energy Weapons make sure our point is proven. With rifle in hand I just flash it with style like, (PEW PEW) another ash pile. It's one of a kind and it's mine all mine, I found it on a kid who stepped on a landmine. But that's fine I'm sure someone will find it, on my cold dead corpse in the future sometime. But right now there is more on my mind, like the Rocket Launcher that I just saw fired. In my general direction by a Super Mutant, so I pull out the rifle time to get shooting like HOOK OUTRO Hewwo, I'm Biwwy. I'm like BAAM! Wazer Wifle. Im' like BAAM! Wazer Wifle. Im' like BAAM! Wazer Wifle. Im' like BAAM! Wanna buy my Wazer Wifle? I'm like BAAM! Bye now.
Hey man still here after years. This is so good people that ask me why play games i show them this and i tell them this is how it feels but your doing the slaying. Its great
This shit is too strong. Nobody should be entrusted with this kind of apocalypse rap power. Open Minded is going to evolve into his final form, JRPG style, and conquer the shit out of us. This song is just the harbinger.
This song flashed into my head after not hearing it since jr high 7 years ago when I picked up random laser rifle in new Vegas today. Core memory unlocked.
I LOVE this song, I showed it to a few of my friends about 5 months ago and they loved it and talk about it ALL the time and they don't even play fallout! PERFECTLY DONE
Lmao I just discovered it after years of searching and the song explains it perfectly. Higher damage output, AND 6 more shots before reload? With a maxed out energy weapons skill, it's a devastating little toy
So I downloaded this from my Discovery Weekly playlist on Spotify. First time I heard it, my fiance and I just enjoyed jamming out. A few days later I started actually listening to the lyrics and realized it was a Fallout rap. Absolutely love this, thank you for all you did!
Just playing through Fallout 3 again and met up with Biwwy in Little Lamplight. I had forgotten about this song since my last playthrough but I'm rocking out to it again now and laughing. 😂
I had a fight with a friend about the best weapon in fallout he said "gotta be the mirv" ha nah son Wazer Wifle lemme show you a thing this song is how i won my fight. bless you for understanding my love for the Wazer Wifle and my best bro Biwwy. great song cant wait for the rest
+menderus It's more that Caedo's got more subscribers, and if you hear it on one channel there's not a whole lot of point to check out another version unless the music peaks your interest enough to check out the musicians channel. Thats what brought me here.
Cant believe it's been 8 years. Still a favorite that will never get dethroned! whats up with the borky lyrics in the description, btw? was feeling in the mood and cleaned them up to better fit the video. _____ Hewwo, I'm Biwwy. Wanna buy my Wazer Wifle? HOOK (Hot damn!) Hot damn! Laser beam's a must everybody I see just turns to dust I'm like BAAM! Yeah I cock back and bust in Wasteland we trust with my Wazer Wifle (BAAM!) Hot damn! Laser beam's a must everybody I see just turns to dust I'm like BAAM! Yeah I cock back and bust in Wasteland we trust with my Wazer Wifle Wanna buy my Wazer? VERSE 1 (Phat boi Phresh) Yo! Scav team city 22 Fiddy Chubs Mc Fats and my best friend Biwwy and I'm diggin through the bag of a dead slave really All I got is a broke 10mm, now gimme I'm safe in the dark, no gun means danger can't take the chance to be saved by the Stranger or be discovered by an Outcast Ranger Mysterious.... (you wook wike you'we handy wit a weapon) F&&&in' aye right did you find something worth it? Something I can use as a shotgun surgeon? I'm urging, I'm hurtin, we need to put work in What the F&&& is this? god damn Biwwy, what the F&&& you just give me? It's heavy and the kick when it shoots trying kills me It's even got cells god damn be be the next man, lookin' like a sucka Hello motherf&&&er HOOK VERSE 2 (monkey) I'm a cwazy wival with a Wazer Wifle tryin' to make due strong through this Wasteland Survival from NV to DC, Super Mutants run from me the Psycho-way is strong and my pack is done charging click clank clank zip zip zoop zaap and another one turns to dust over Caps Kill or be killed or become something worst Try my Tri-Beam burst StealthBoy ready gotta get past the DEATHCLAW all my Ghoulies at the party waiting for their alcohol I have'to go now, though I'm overencumbered got a Bottlecap Mine just incase I get Discovered I'm not concerned, I got a Ninja Perk A Bloody Mess Gun Nut Demolitions Expert always puttin in work just to earn my worth on this Radiated planet called Earth HOOK SIR, I STRONGLY ADVISE YOU TO STAY AWAY FROM THAT... Shut up, Robot! You dont tell me what to do. I gotta loot this body real quick, might have something worth while YES, SIR Oh man, it's just a Holotape, looks pretty old though, might as well see what it says VERSE 3 (Mikilla) I'm second lieutenant Michael John Kellermann, first battalion of the Paladin regiment. Sent on a mission to the Capitol Wasteland, to retrieve technology and vital information. With occasional resistance by the Super Mutants, our Energy Weapons make sure our point is proven. With rifle in hand I just flash it with style like, (PEW PEW) another ash pile. It's one of a kind and it's mine all mine, I found it on a kid who stepped on a landmine. But that's fine I'm sure someone will find it, on my cold dead corpse in the future sometime. But right now there is more on my mind, like the Rocket Launcher that I just saw fired. In my general direction by a Super Mutant, so I pull out the rifle time to get shooting like HOOK Hewwo, I'm Biwwy. I'm like BAAM! 3x Wazer Wifle! / Im' like BAAM! Wanna buy my Wazer Wifle? I'm like BAAM! Bye now. _____ As I'm not a natural language AI model and did it manually, there could be mistakes.
As expected there are some minor typos in the lyrics, which I unfortunately can't edit in a pinned comment, without @Openmindedmusick needing to repin it.
@@Openmindedmusick Hey guys, I did a typo purge on the lyrics with a new comment. Maybe rather pin that, and spare me the embarrassment of my typos in this pinned comment :D Much love!
This is ludicrously good and the only game's rapper I like is Dan Bull. People this is seriously awesome and rare, that jazz spirit is really amazing! The beat was really well done too! Awesome, subcribed, want some more now.
Oh boy. I'm so not a fan of rap. But i absolutely loved this. Great great GREAT job. When it's up on Playstore I just might purchase this. Great stuff. *subed*
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Updated Lyrics:
INTRO
Hewwo, I'm Biwwy.
Wanna buy my Wazer Wifle?
HOOK
(Hot damn!) Hot damn!
Laser beam's a must
everybody I see just turns to dust
I'm like BAAM!
Yeah, I cock back and bust
in Wasteland we trust
with my Wazer Wifle
(BAAM!) Hot damn!
Laser beam's a must
everybody I see just turns to dust
I'm like BAAM!
Yeah, I cock back and bust
in Wasteland we trust
with my Wazer Wifle
Wanna buy my Wazer?
VERSE 1 (Phat Boi Phresh)
Yo!
Scav team city
22 Fiddy
Chubs Mc Fats and my best friend Biwwy
and I'm diggin through the bag of a dead slave really
All I got is a broke 10mm, now gimme
I'm safe in the dark, no gun means danger
can't take the chance to be saved by the Stranger
or be discovered by an Outcast Ranger
Mysterious....
(You wook wike you'we handy wit a weapon)
F&&&in' aye right did you find something worth it?
Something I can use as a shotgun surgeon?
I'm urgin', I'm hurtin', we need to put work in
What the F&&& is this?
god damn Biwwy, what the F&&& you just give me?
It's heavy and the kick when it shoots trying kills me
It's even got cells
god damn be be the next man, lookin' like a sucker
Hello motherf&&&er.
HOOK
VERSE 2 (Monkey)
I'm a cwazy wival with a Wazer Wifle
tryin' to make due strong through this Wasteland Survival
from NV to DC, Super Mutants run from me
the Psycho-way is strong and my pack is done charging
click clank clank zip zip zoop zaap
and another one turns to dust over Caps
Kill or be killed or become something worst
Try my Tri-Beam burst
StealthBoy ready gotta get past the DEATHCLAW
all my Ghoulies at the party waiting for the alcohol
I had to go now, though I'm overencumbered
got a Bottlecap Mine just in case I get Discovered
I'm not concerned, I got a Ninja Perk
A Bloody Mess Gun Nut Demolitions Expert
always puttin in work just to earn my worth
on this Radiated planet called Earth.
HOOK
BRIDGE
SIR, I STRONGLY ADVISE YOU TO STAY AWAY FROM THAT...
Shut up, Robot! You dont tell me what to do. I gotta loot this body real quick. Might have something worth while.
YES, SIR.
Oh man, it's just a Holotape. Looks pretty old though, might as well see what it says.
VERSE 3 (MiKilla)
I'm second lieutenant Michael John Kellermann,
first battalion of the Paladin regiment.
Sent on a mission to the Capitol Wasteland,
to retrieve technology and vital information.
With occasional resistance by the Super Mutants,
our Energy Weapons make sure our point is proven.
With rifle in hand I just flash it with style like,
(PEW PEW) another ash pile.
It's one of a kind and it's mine all mine,
I found it on a kid who stepped on a landmine.
But that's fine I'm sure someone will find it,
on my cold dead corpse in the future sometime.
But right now there is more on my mind,
like the Rocket Launcher that I just saw fired.
In my general direction by a Super Mutant,
so I pull out the rifle time to get shooting like
HOOK
OUTRO
Hewwo, I'm Biwwy.
I'm like BAAM!
Wazer Wifle. Im' like BAAM!
Wazer Wifle. Im' like BAAM!
Wazer Wifle. Im' like BAAM!
Wanna buy my Wazer Wifle?
I'm like BAAM!
Bye now.
Hey man still here after years. This is so good people that ask me why play games i show them this and i tell them this is how it feels but your doing the slaying. Its great
You have produced an elder scroll.
This is most ion mains favorite song
Love you man❤❤❤❤❤❤
How i can contact you guys?
The fact the creator(s) of this are still commenting, liking and reading comments puts a smile on my face. Good work guys!
You put a smile on our faces! Thank YOU! :-)
they're good dudes. SUP MIKE AND MONKEY!!!
Everyone I see just turns to dust
Ions in Titanfall 2 in a nutshell
@Heather Hayden meee
Damn right
Still listening in 2020.
5 years strong! Thabks for the support, we appreciate you for it!! 💪
You have been gifted with a heart and a youtuber reply
Same
Dam straight and almost 2021 🥰
I'm right here with y'all!
This song needs to be on the Fallout 4 radio.
....that is the coolest. thank you!
Bethsda have acknowledged its existence, so maybe an easter egg relating to this could be found
Field Marshal Fry how do you know that ? :)
Sindre torvund
simple, go to the official Fallout page on Facebook, it's run by Bethsda, they linked this video, that's how I found this
Field Marshal Fry ok thanks :) would love to have this in fallout 4 and while i wait for it ill go through fallout 2 :)
I'm second lieutenant Michael John kellamen 1st battalion of the paladin regiment my favourate bit 😀
Same
@@PhantomLily1677- Aye, great bit of interlude ^^
Gives me goosebumps
Same
I can't believe he used his government name lol
6 years later and this song is still amazing!!
You're still amazing for listening!
Hot damn!
facts
Tru
Actually it’s 7 years
HOW DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE VIEWS?!
+Bashurverse illuminati. ps thanks :)
+OpenMindedMN Hi im billy wanna buy my wazer wifle?........Bam
+Bashurverse Che c'è?
+Bashurverse You'd love Little Lamplight.
+Bashurverse sequel time
Old school melody, with a techno bass, and futuristic rap. Fucking fits perfectly with Fallout.
Fallout show reminded me to come back to this banger
This shit is too strong. Nobody should be entrusted with this kind of apocalypse rap power. Open Minded is going to evolve into his final form, JRPG style, and conquer the shit out of us. This song is just the harbinger.
I relly enjoyed this comment. Such a way with words
Absolutely amazing Fallout Tribute!
Powinno być więcej takich projektów :)
Awesome! :D
Rojo Może jakieś intro z tą piosenką coo :D?
MrRetsyM We have an entire Fallout album coming out very soon!
Openmindedmusick Sound's great! :D Can't wait :)
"Everybody I see just turns to dust"
Thanos: oh yes I approve that
I don't need no small color rocks.
Only half
(Sans hated that)
Absolutely the best tribute to fallout, I've been listening to it since 2015
Thanks so much! We love your dedication! Here's to another 6 years!! :-)
@@Openmindedmusick you have to remake this bru
This is now my new favorite fan-made song based off of ANY game.
thank you my good sir
Openmindedmusick You're welcome. You made an awesome song.
UnbiasedAlienCritic check this out
ua-cam.com/video/MV3sPaEK7K8/v-deo.htmlm51s
Hey have you ever herd of FRAZUX
@@mobbcentral4675 I have not.
Suddenly remember this after playing fallout 3 and it still goes super hard
Thank you so much!
Spotify put this song on my discover weekly playlist, and I lost my shit.
'God damn, billy, the fuck you just give me?'
this song is just gold.
Same bro, I got into fallout recently and instantly remembered this song, I actually never realized it was a Fallout song before
I'm too addicted to this song.
You and me Both XD
(you are addicted to WAZER WIFLE)
TheFaitKO same here m8
me too
WAZER WIFLE
This song flashed into my head after not hearing it since jr high 7 years ago when I picked up random laser rifle in new Vegas today. Core memory unlocked.
Hell yes! Love when the memories flood back like a strong hit of jet! Welcome back!
this is the most sincere love song I ever heard dedicated to laser rifles 💗
+SaffyTaffy Wazer. Wifles.
Its acwily WAZER WIFLE
Hearing this song makes me cry when I play F76. Laser rifles suck there :(
I can’t find them anywhere, you have to scrap them
What doesn't suck in 76
You mean wazer wifles
Same as fo4 imo
I know how to fix it ! Stop playing 76 and play new Vegas 😂
Still watching this in 2018.
SocialistMop thanks so much!!
Lots of us still listening hehe
Same
Tyee boi
OpenMindedMN this song will all ways be remembered as one of the best songs for Fallout 3
lazer waifu
Thats what i heard
If fallout 3 was Japanese
No.
Watch out its a weeb
Pure photon waifu
Bro i never thought i needed a song about the wazer wifle but here we are
HAPPY 100K EVERYONE!
THIS IS TRULY A GLORIOUS DAY!
You should make more songs dedicated to things in games, that would be really cool.
This is really well-made by the way.
we have a bunch of different songs coming out about different perks and characters with like infinite cameo mentions spanning across all fallout games
can we get the next song out please? i need to make a new cd for my car for my 2 hour trips.
Openmindedmusick but u said it would come out like 25th of jan tho
what happened?!
just waiting on the video. cant do much until its done and we have it
very very cool respect from Italy
Just bought my wazer wifle and was like "Oh, there was a song with this line, right?" Hell yeah there is and it still slaps 9 years later
Thats awesome! Welcome back!
EXCELLENT! :D
This is the only comment you've ever made?
I Remember being in highchool listening to this song I loved it. I also loved another song that I can't find on ur channel anymore😢
Been listening to this song for years and love it. I officially petition for this to be an end credit song for an episode of the show
We second this motion!! Thanks for the continued support!
still to this day this is my favorite song, we need more like this in this day and age.
And one day, we will have more awesomeness like this! Thanks for listenin!
Unironically one of the best weapons in the game gets a song that’s just as awesome. Good work mate!
Thanks much! A tribute if you will lol
Bro! Blast from the past! Imagine my surprise to see this on spotify
I LOVE this song, I showed it to a few of my friends about 5 months ago and they loved it and talk about it ALL the time and they don't even play fallout! PERFECTLY DONE
Edgar Spikes that's amazing! thanks for the support
The editing, the music, the lyrics. Its just amazing how prefectly it all fits together to create some godlike art
An Italian UA-camr used this song as outro of his videos. After all these years I still remember this song
@@ale711 awesome!
It's been 3 years and I still remember every lyric for both songs. Clearly one of the best fallout songs out there.
The actual gun ain't actually a meme. It really is good.
Lmao I just discovered it after years of searching and the song explains it perfectly. Higher damage output, AND 6 more shots before reload?
With a maxed out energy weapons skill, it's a devastating little toy
This song is the reason why I always main laser rifles in any Fallout. Absolute banger!
@@beejeemon2350 glad we could be apart of your gameplay in more than 1 way! Now get out there and turn some people to ash piles!!
This is the best game themed song I have ever heard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! love it
thank you!
If this is the best check out jt music
Man, I cant believe its been 7 years since this came out..
Feels old man.. Feels old..
Time flies when you're playing fallout! Lol
Every now and then i get the urge to listen to this song with no apparent reason. I litterally cannot focus if i don't
Thanks for finding your focus through the Wazer Wifle! We appreciate it. You can always come back whenever you need to!
After 6 years the song arrives on my recommended
Better late than never! Welcome!
I just found it. Loving it!
Good to see I'm not the only one still making Fallout 3 videos...
Great video bro!
Thanks! Team effort at it's finest.
Caedo Genesis where is your version? There is no link over the text at the end.
***** There is now over the sub button, but here I'll make it easy:
ua-cam.com/video/Wx6UdrZ1nhM/v-deo.html
Caedo Genesis replies here more then the actual chanell owner XD
>inb4 he stopped making fo3 vids
So I downloaded this from my Discovery Weekly playlist on Spotify. First time I heard it, my fiance and I just enjoyed jamming out. A few days later I started actually listening to the lyrics and realized it was a Fallout rap. Absolutely love this, thank you for all you did!
Thank you for listening!! And youre welcome! Glad you could "discover" us!
From S7ormy ♡
Ya
Much wow oh yeah bro
Thank you very much! We definitely do have more coming!!!
OpenMindedMN It's been a year will we see Biwwy again?
Such a shame that the bots decided to invade this video. I shall defend it with my life, with my wazer wifle of course.
You guys are amazing.
@@faintmetro yessss! We love it! Thank you so much! We will join you in defending! I'm lile BAM
Petition to see if the song can get included with season 2 of the series?!
Huge yessss!
Still a solid banger in 2023. Thanks for this
You're welcome!!
the fact that this song is getting known again after so many years thanks the fallout series warm my hearth
It warms ours too!! Thanks for the continued support!
@@Openmindedmusick my pleasure , take care ;)
This song is genuinely good. Not just for a song based on a video game, but a great song in general. #respect
Thank you so much!! We really appreciate that :-)
TheFlyingTeaCup brought me here
Me too
Agree
best song ever yno lets talk ion?
Me too
Ay!
Just playing through Fallout 3 again and met up with Biwwy in Little Lamplight. I had forgotten about this song since my last playthrough but I'm rocking out to it again now and laughing. 😂
Welcome back! Haha thanks for stopping by! See you next play through?
Literally the greatest Fallout song ever made
Thanks so much!! :-) we appreciate it!
Best rap song I've ever heard. First song in many years I actually spent money buying
wow thank you!
I don’t know why UA-cam recommended this to me 7 years later but I so glad it did this is awesome!
Youre never late to the party if the party never ends!
Hell yeah!
Over 5 years later, I finally discover this absolute gem. Love it!
Amazing! Thanks for the listen :-)
I had a fight with a friend about the best weapon in fallout
he said "gotta be the mirv" ha nah son Wazer Wifle lemme show you a thing
this song is how i won my fight.
bless you for understanding my love for the Wazer Wifle and my best bro Biwwy. great song cant wait for the rest
Even after five years openminded is still hearting comments/replying
True legend
Much appreciated. But we are just happy that people still comment and like the song!
OpenMindedMN I’m also incredibly happy that it’s still this popular after five years. It really deserves it.
Dude, This is FIRE
Its like Danbull before all the sponsorships
:)
I litterally(litteraly srsly) can't understand why this is not 1000x popular.
Well thanks for the play! Leta make it more popular as we go!
Popped this song during my new play through of Fallout 3 and it brought me so much joy turning shit to dust 💪🤓
Yesss!! Just another ash pile! I just started 3 again yesterday myself
Still needs more views. Jaming to this in my playlist at least once a day
Buddy of mine showed me this, and I can't stop listening to this.... Thank you.
You're welcome! You have good friends :-)
2023 sheer perfection 🤌
Thanks so much!
@@Openmindedmusick 😎💯
this is the best thing i have found by accident
I come back and rewatch this every so often when I get reminded of it. Such a great video.
Thanks so much!!
Listening to this while storming project purity with my wazer wifle
Garnet Bezanson epic
Love this song, I almost know all the lyrics, and I’m freakin’ proud! 🥰👍🏻 all the references are GOLD 👏🏻👏🏻
Thanks so much!! We are proud of you too!! You're really the one whos GOLDEN! :-)
2023 and I'm still playing it when I play any fallout game
I found the song on my Spotify discovery week, it's been 8 years, hot damn...
Hot damn indeed!!! Thanks
2019 and its still one of the best parodies I've heard, keep it up!
Thanks so much!! :-) appreciate it
2021 can confirm it’s still up at the top
Can't believe I only just found this, came up in my spotify and knew it had to have a great video
Thanks so much for finding us!
Before i saw this video i was bored i was literaly crying and after this vid i was screaming thourrght the window of happines
It annoys me that the official version of this has less views than the other one.
Jerakal It's fine though. If you're talking about Caedo Genesis' video, OpenMinded's still getting profit from that too.
Jerakal Caedo's the guy that made the actual video, OpenMinded made the Music.
Jerakal i think some people are just to much of a pussy to listen to uncenssered!
+menderus It's more that Caedo's got more subscribers, and if you hear it on one channel there's not a whole lot of point to check out another version unless the music peaks your interest enough to check out the musicians channel. Thats what brought me here.
Stuart Haram shhh no one cares shhh
I don't remember when, where and how I first heard this but this song just keeps coming back to my mind once a year or so.
Hell yeah! Thanks for always coming back!
@@Openmindedmusick It's difficult not to when these laser beams are so bust.
I listen to this twice a day on the road to fallout 4 once to listen and once to rap along with
Alfie Spour well thank you your awesome! *internet high five*
Openmindedmusick *internet high five*
+Alfie Spour I listen to it more than twice a day. I game to this, It's bloody epic.
1 million views!!!!!! 🥳🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
Thanks!! We couldnt have done it without you!
Here I am in 2023 still searching this absolute banger.
Thanks for keeping us in mind!
this is the type of a video that should have at least 1mil. views
Renhorable Thats what i was thinking
Cant believe it's been 8 years. Still a favorite that will never get dethroned!
whats up with the borky lyrics in the description, btw?
was feeling in the mood and cleaned them up to better fit the video.
_____
Hewwo, I'm Biwwy.
Wanna buy my Wazer Wifle?
HOOK
(Hot damn!) Hot damn!
Laser beam's a must
everybody I see just turns to dust
I'm like BAAM!
Yeah I cock back and bust
in Wasteland we trust
with my Wazer Wifle
(BAAM!) Hot damn!
Laser beam's a must
everybody I see just turns to dust
I'm like BAAM!
Yeah I cock back and bust
in Wasteland we trust
with my Wazer Wifle
Wanna buy my Wazer?
VERSE 1 (Phat boi Phresh)
Yo!
Scav team city
22 Fiddy
Chubs Mc Fats and my best friend Biwwy
and I'm diggin through the bag of a dead slave really
All I got is a broke 10mm, now gimme
I'm safe in the dark, no gun means danger
can't take the chance to be saved by the Stranger
or be discovered by an Outcast Ranger
Mysterious....
(you wook wike you'we handy wit a weapon)
F&&&in' aye right did you find something worth it?
Something I can use as a shotgun surgeon?
I'm urging, I'm hurtin, we need to put work in
What the F&&& is this?
god damn Biwwy, what the F&&& you just give me?
It's heavy and the kick when it shoots trying kills me
It's even got cells
god damn be be the next man, lookin' like a sucka
Hello motherf&&&er
HOOK
VERSE 2 (monkey)
I'm a cwazy wival with a Wazer Wifle
tryin' to make due strong through this Wasteland Survival
from NV to DC, Super Mutants run from me
the Psycho-way is strong and my pack is done charging
click clank clank zip zip zoop zaap
and another one turns to dust over Caps
Kill or be killed or become something worst
Try my Tri-Beam burst
StealthBoy ready gotta get past the DEATHCLAW
all my Ghoulies at the party waiting for their alcohol
I have'to go now, though I'm overencumbered
got a Bottlecap Mine just incase I get Discovered
I'm not concerned, I got a Ninja Perk
A Bloody Mess Gun Nut Demolitions Expert
always puttin in work just to earn my worth
on this Radiated planet called Earth
HOOK
SIR, I STRONGLY ADVISE YOU TO STAY AWAY FROM THAT...
Shut up, Robot! You dont tell me what to do. I gotta loot this body real quick, might have something worth while
YES, SIR
Oh man, it's just a Holotape, looks pretty old though, might as well see what it says
VERSE 3 (Mikilla)
I'm second lieutenant Michael John Kellermann,
first battalion of the Paladin regiment.
Sent on a mission to the Capitol Wasteland,
to retrieve technology and vital information.
With occasional resistance by the Super Mutants,
our Energy Weapons make sure our point is proven.
With rifle in hand I just flash it with style like,
(PEW PEW) another ash pile.
It's one of a kind and it's mine all mine,
I found it on a kid who stepped on a landmine.
But that's fine I'm sure someone will find it,
on my cold dead corpse in the future sometime.
But right now there is more on my mind,
like the Rocket Launcher that I just saw fired.
In my general direction by a Super Mutant,
so I pull out the rifle time to get shooting like
HOOK
Hewwo, I'm Biwwy.
I'm like BAAM!
3x Wazer Wifle! / Im' like BAAM!
Wanna buy my Wazer Wifle?
I'm like BAAM!
Bye now.
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As I'm not a natural language AI model and did it manually, there could be mistakes.
Thank you so much!! You did a damn good job with those lyrics!! Much love!
@@Openmindedmusick No, thank you! They are your great lyrics! I'm just a monkey who typed what he heard.
Much love back!
As expected there are some minor typos in the lyrics, which I unfortunately can't edit in a pinned comment, without @Openmindedmusick needing to repin it.
@@Openmindedmusick Hey guys, I did a typo purge on the lyrics with a new comment. Maybe rather pin that, and spare me the embarrassment of my typos in this pinned comment :D
Much love!
spotify put this on my discover weekly. i love it!
@@siepegiallauncut thats awesome! Glad you found us!! Thanks for listening!
This song had been in my head ever since shaun made a wazer wifle.
jessica ortiz hahaha yes! I loved that it was included in Fallout 4!!
@@Openmindedmusick Should give it to MacCready and see if he recognises it...
This is ludicrously good and the only game's rapper I like is Dan Bull. People this is seriously awesome and rare, that jazz spirit is really amazing! The beat was really well done too! Awesome, subcribed, want some more now.
soon, very soon.
Openmindedmusick whoa you even reply to comments :0 Keep making these tracks and I could guarantee that you'd get pretty well known soon.
Aras TM of course it would be incredibly rude to not thank the people who support this!
and there is more on the way
Openmindedmusick Agh, randomly encountered your beat of this song on youtube... thought that you made it, still awesome xd
this song still randomly pops up in my mind while i do my dishes and stays with me for a couple of days every year. pure gold
Thanks so much! We are glad to be the excess adhesive in your brain for a few days!
Some serious creative stuff, nice work
thank you!
Track still just a fire in 2023
Thanks so much!! Glad to see you back
Dude right?? It’s been on repeat on Spotify but I wanted to watch the video
I remember when I first discovered this video.
I was like nine.
The existence of this still makes me happy.
Glad we could bring you some happiness, the existence of you makes us happy!!
You're very good at making music! Keep up the good work!
Blanko thank you so much! We sure will!!
Me and the boys when we get a lighter
Everything I see just turns to dust
I have no idea how this masterpiece has managed to evade me for so long. Hot damn.
Welcome! And thank you so much for finding us!
Under a week to 3 years (existential crysis intensifies)
Looks like flying teacup brought me somewhere great
Thanks for showing up. We've kept the light on for ya!
Fishsnacc, U aint the only one
this hits different
@@zigzagagenda4438 thanks!
Oh boy. I'm so not a fan of rap. But i absolutely loved this. Great great GREAT job. When it's up on Playstore I just might purchase this. Great stuff. *subed*
i think its there
ahh it finaly hitt 1 mill views. congrats guys!!!
Thanks so much!! It feels quite awesome!
Three years later i look Wazer Wifle this still pops up so you know it's good
Thanks! Haha
S7ORMy
YuriPs4 a me l'ha fatta scoprire s7ormy la canzone(ovviamente nella fine dei suoi video ) 😂😂😂