Half in the Bag Episode 92: Pixels

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  • Опубліковано 26 лип 2015
  • Mike and Jay (along with Rich and Jack) attempt to comprehend the thought process that would go into creating a lazy, creatively-bankrupt film such as Adam Sandler's "Pixels". But more importantly, the gang analyzes and differentiates the phrases "for some reason" and "for no reason."
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  • @MrBadKitty
    @MrBadKitty 8 років тому +10059

    The older Adam Sandler gets, the funnier he used to be

    • @ian_b
      @ian_b 8 років тому +314

      MrBadKitty That's really profound.

    • @MrBadKitty
      @MrBadKitty 8 років тому +35

      *****
      :)

    • @FoxFandango
      @FoxFandango 8 років тому +150

      this is deep man

    • @Hulavuta
      @Hulavuta 7 років тому +57

      damn that made me think

    • @wickerman6121
      @wickerman6121 7 років тому +18

      Billy Boid So he's.... always been funny? Big Show was funnier in Waterboy than Sandler, but that's just me.

  • @beastiebear7231
    @beastiebear7231 3 роки тому +2485

    Adam Sandler looks unhappy because the studio wouldn't set the movie somewhere tropical.

    • @elinicoritale6384
      @elinicoritale6384 3 роки тому +53

      ☝️This.

    • @MrFoolD
      @MrFoolD 3 роки тому +126

      And he couldn't get Rob Schneider, David Spade

    • @baloodarling486
      @baloodarling486 3 роки тому +25

      For some reason.

    • @jackhazardous4008
      @jackhazardous4008 2 роки тому +1

      I knew this fucker literally wrote movies as an excuse to take a vacation

    • @sinistrality7883
      @sinistrality7883 2 роки тому +29

      @@jackhazardous4008 Grownups had a budget of 80 Million bro, and it's set on some nice vacation house, which doesn't justtify the budget, so yeah definitely made as an excuse to take a vacation with his friends.

  • @cheesecakechik7332
    @cheesecakechik7332 3 роки тому +787

    I bet if Shatner watched this video, he'd think Mike was an actual thief.

    • @circleofshame
      @circleofshame 3 роки тому +110

      Shatner will never watch this podcast.

    • @Drak976
      @Drak976 10 місяців тому +5

      @@circleofshame Old man Shatner's down at his local Canadian VCR shop probably where the other guys work in the day. Having not watched it he doesn't know it's the same crew of people.

  • @JTProud
    @JTProud 2 роки тому +663

    14:30 This is a great distillation of their philosophies.
    Rich: Does it matter?
    Jack: Everything matters.
    Jay: SOMETHING has to matter.
    Mike: Nothing matters, as long as it's entertaining.
    (paraphrased from other episodes)

    • @JMBAD_art
      @JMBAD_art Рік тому +25

      You’re brilliant for this lmao

    • @ts4gv
      @ts4gv Рік тому +10

      great summary

    • @Enoch420
      @Enoch420 Рік тому +10

      i want like ...a poster of these, oil renaissance paintings

    • @isdel9474
      @isdel9474 Рік тому +34

      Sanguine
      Choleric
      Phlegmatic
      Melancholic

    • @BlisaBLisa
      @BlisaBLisa 12 днів тому

      beautiful

  • @Biring1
    @Biring1 8 років тому +6989

    A norwegian newspaper used this as a headline when reviewing this: "The worst export from America since the Iraq war"

  • @KevinStriker
    @KevinStriker 8 років тому +3001

    The Space Invaders episode of Futurama was better than Pixels.

    • @actualkickmud9413
      @actualkickmud9413 8 років тому +188

      Kevin Striker I immediately thought of that episode when I first saw the trailer for Pixels. I was like, "Did Adam Sandler just rip off Futurama?"

    • @daniell9330
      @daniell9330 8 років тому +121

      Kevin Striker And it was only 10 minutes long.

    • @KevinStriker
      @KevinStriker 8 років тому +38

      ***** Funny, yet brief. It was good.

    • @The999thAvenger
      @The999thAvenger 8 років тому +6

      Kevin Striker ua-cam.com/video/tq1AQUjT9rE/v-deo.html

    • @jinpayne
      @jinpayne 8 років тому +135

      Kevin Striker the worst episode of futurama is better than anything adam sandler has ever done

  • @nothereanymore3941
    @nothereanymore3941 5 років тому +928

    I love how Mike mentions Star Trek and Jay starts looking around worried

    • @chrisb5323
      @chrisb5323 3 роки тому +41

      gets me everytime - the man has Star Trek PTSD at this point

    • @Probablylani
      @Probablylani 3 роки тому +5

      Lukas P It’s great.

    • @gswhipkey1
      @gswhipkey1 3 роки тому +4

      @Tsunamori Nanashi time stamp please 😂

    • @whatif9854
      @whatif9854 3 роки тому +23

      @@gswhipkey1 15:45

    • @gswhipkey1
      @gswhipkey1 3 роки тому +16

      @@whatif9854 You're the real MVP.

  • @MrWalksindarkness
    @MrWalksindarkness 5 років тому +482

    the funniest part is the press junket clips where the actors pretend this was a real movie, "i think it's important for girls to see they can do anything that guys can do"....... yeah, I'm sure a lot of young girls will grow up to be world leaders and captains of industry because they watched pixels and were inspired by your character

    • @willmungas8964
      @willmungas8964 3 роки тому +40

      its like captain phasma but at least she spoke

    • @pseudotasuki
      @pseudotasuki 3 роки тому +13

      @@willmungas8964 IT'S LIKE HER ONLY PURPOSE WAS TO LOOK BADASS AND THEN DIE! All that wasted potential makes me so goddamn angry!

    • @itsthestarman7947
      @itsthestarman7947 3 роки тому +10

      @@pseudotasuki Oh.. So woman?

    • @d3l3tes00n
      @d3l3tes00n 2 роки тому +4

      @@willmungas8964 I can't believe they wasted both the actress & her suit. She could've had an interesting part.

    • @-0rbital-
      @-0rbital- Рік тому +15

      That was the most cynical bullshit line. I’m guessing the studio told her to say that.

  • @trickso4025
    @trickso4025 8 років тому +2579

    Also, they're clearly 3 dimensional, so the movie should be called Voxels.

    • @boateye
      @boateye 5 років тому +69

      trickso THANK YOU! That was my very first thought when I saw the trailer.

    • @TheCNotes1
      @TheCNotes1 5 років тому +213

      That's too smart for the target audience.

    • @jamesayewale5695
      @jamesayewale5695 4 роки тому +8

      r/woosh

    • @PixelLife101
      @PixelLife101 4 роки тому +42

      @@jamesayewale5695 Wooshing too soon mate

    • @lemankurtz8950
      @lemankurtz8950 4 роки тому +17

      @@TheCNotes1 or too specific. Some people dont give a shit about certain things.

  • @jakfan09
    @jakfan09 8 років тому +870

    Poor Plinket, all he really wanted to do was to watch his Night Court tape.

    • @BigJim11791
      @BigJim11791 8 років тому +12

      Jak Mar His "precious" Night Court tape.

    • @feralshrew
      @feralshrew 8 років тому +22

      JTKirk Aren't HitB Plinkett and Plinkett reviews Plinkett different people?

    • @Cha0s1428
      @Cha0s1428 8 років тому +18

      feralshrew Yes. Rich Evans is Plinkett on Half in the Bag, while Mike does the Plinkett voice for the Reviews.

    • @Ronfost89
      @Ronfost89 8 років тому +4

      feralshrew yes Plinkett reviews is Mike and Half in the Bag is Rich

    • @chaddnelson8939
      @chaddnelson8939 8 років тому

      Jak Mar No, no. To catch a Yeti!

  • @ASCENDER
    @ASCENDER 2 роки тому +622

    And yet, 6 years later, we're still in the middle of nostalgia bait in every film

    • @merces47letifer4
      @merces47letifer4 2 роки тому

      And Josh Gad is somehow fatter and more insufferable than ever!

    • @Gaunerchen
      @Gaunerchen 2 роки тому +29

      Uncut gems was pretty good.

    • @BBHood217
      @BBHood217 2 роки тому +51

      AT-ST! AT-ST!

    • @georgerolandallen
      @georgerolandallen Рік тому +16

      @@BBHood217 I clapped when I saw josh gadd!

    • @Jim-vq9yg
      @Jim-vq9yg Рік тому +2

      There's more of everything including quality movies.

  • @Kajotex
    @Kajotex 7 років тому +416

    "I have some issues." - Rich Evans

    • @darthfrank1271
      @darthfrank1271 4 роки тому +28

      "Uh... GOOD!" -Jack
      That made me chuckle out loud
      I'm watching all these reviews years after the fact 'cause I just got into this channel
      Im gonna comment even though nobody cares
      I'm lonely

    • @lostcowboy2002
      @lostcowboy2002 4 роки тому +4

      @@darthfrank1271 Big ups Mr. Lonely and shoutout to the Traaaashmaaaan, each day, closer to the grand release known as death ~~~~

  • @PinkoJack
    @PinkoJack 8 років тому +226

    i never thought i'd hear someone use orson welles and adam sandler in the same sentence.

    • @JakerK017
      @JakerK017 8 років тому +33

      Michael Martinez The worst eventually get compared to the best. Just look at the Prequels to Citizen Kane in the Plinkett reviews.

    • @hegelbot
      @hegelbot 8 років тому +3

      Michael Martinez They both know how to work with difficult actors.

    • @wedgewoodproductions7383
      @wedgewoodproductions7383 8 років тому +5

      Michael Martinez "Full of country goodness and green pea-ness."

    • @SilasMortimer
      @SilasMortimer 8 років тому +2

      M. Strain Jr. Hell probably does. In fact, the stage productions in Hell are likely much better than the ones in Heaven, because Hell has all the best actors and writers.

    • @Englebert3rd
      @Englebert3rd 8 років тому

      ***** "That's terrible. I quit!

  • @Andoeriz
    @Andoeriz 8 років тому +1499

    An Adam Sandler movie that sucks? How can this be?

    • @shack8110
      @shack8110 8 років тому +47

      Andoeriz Everyone associated with this film should be laughed out of Hollywood and have their careers ruined, then they should sue adam jerkoff. People who pay for adam jerkoff films are ruining America. they are causing devolution of the human species.

    • @bartrudesill48
      @bartrudesill48 8 років тому +5

      Andoeriz easy. adam sandler is in it.

    • @AitorMolina.
      @AitorMolina. 8 років тому +37

      Andoeriz it took 12 years to make!

    • @Andoeriz
      @Andoeriz 8 років тому

      Aitor Molina Jesus fucking Christ

    • @bartrudesill48
      @bartrudesill48 8 років тому

      Monroville i never asked what my gardeners middle name was

  • @Mikeanglo
    @Mikeanglo 5 років тому +1498

    "His only skill set is playing video games"
    Man, this shit is hitting close to home.

    • @RoyalKnightVIII
      @RoyalKnightVIII 5 років тому +100

      But only a handful of videogames FROM 30 YEARS AGO

    • @_V.Va_
      @_V.Va_ 4 роки тому +17

      It should.

    • @NeuronalAxon
      @NeuronalAxon 4 роки тому +1

      Any better now?

    • @turtleinashirt
      @turtleinashirt 4 роки тому +2

      Mike Zilla at least you have a talent. The reviewers sadly do not.

    • @NeuronalAxon
      @NeuronalAxon 4 роки тому +32

      @@turtleinashirt - RLM don't have talent? Are you kidding?

  • @hapeecartoons2238
    @hapeecartoons2238 Рік тому +28

    I love how the actress talks about the video game girl character being some sort of strong independant female character that girls to look up to
    the SAME woman character that is won as a literal trophy. the fucking irony, i love it.

  • @CarlSlime
    @CarlSlime 7 років тому +1570

    "I didn't progress" is the only funny thing Adam Sandler has ever said.

    • @jcasella78
      @jcasella78 6 років тому +52

      X'Elias of Rivia I don't think he was joking when he said that.

    • @ccash.90
      @ccash.90 4 роки тому +16

      And it sums up his career! lol

    • @rusamene
      @rusamene 4 роки тому +20

      It's funny cause it's true!

    • @markw110
      @markw110 Рік тому +1

      Nah...90s Sandler was funny...Sue me! I liked him when I was 10 anyway...

  • @arranboon1
    @arranboon1 7 років тому +1214

    'A Conversation with Adam Sandler' needs to happen... I can imagine it now. Adam, Jay and Mike sitting in a room together while Jay and Mike just stare at the camera for forty minutes not knowing where to begin...

    • @DrJuice1
      @DrJuice1 5 років тому +95

      He's a pretty angry and irritable guy. I've seen a couple interviews where people try to joke around with him in a friendly way or question the sensibility of his films. He lashes out and insults the interviewer.

    • @John-yy1oy
      @John-yy1oy 5 років тому +39

      @@DrJuice1 He sounds hilarious!

    • @thombears
      @thombears 5 років тому +76

      It wouldn't be a conversation it'd be an intervention.

    • @LawrenceofCanadia
      @LawrenceofCanadia 5 років тому +15

      @@secretname3897 Now I need to see the Mike Stoklasa version of the "me or my son" image really badly. I'd also have some protective anxiety about any mud Sandler might try to sling at him... even though we both know it would be terribly one-sided. *shudder* Would be so fucking uncomfortable though.

    • @emguag
      @emguag 4 роки тому +3

      DrJuice1 Link?

  • @wiseduck
    @wiseduck 2 роки тому +42

    @3:49 "I am completely over this celebration of nostalgia," I hate to tell you but the next seven years ain't getting much better.

  • @BwooHuraca
    @BwooHuraca 7 років тому +1118

    It's such a shame that those effects were used in an Adam Sandler movie.

    • @turtleanton6539
      @turtleanton6539 4 роки тому +52

      Its a shame he makes movies

    • @Emelefpi
      @Emelefpi 4 роки тому +33

      @@turtleanton6539 It's a shame people pay to see his movies

    • @georgerogers2120
      @georgerogers2120 3 роки тому +6

      @@Emelefpi It is a shame that Adam Sandler. (That's the end of that sentence, by the way.)

    • @tastycookiechip
      @tastycookiechip 2 роки тому +4

      @@turtleanton6539 Uncut gems was amazing

    • @rm-ky9bl
      @rm-ky9bl 2 роки тому +1

      @@tastycookiechip it's a shame that adam sandler was wasted on adam sandler.

  • @XLuftWaffleX
    @XLuftWaffleX 8 років тому +271

    Who had the idea of casting Paul Blart as the President?

    • @elinbrood7697
      @elinbrood7697 8 років тому +126

      Paul Blarp Mall Larp 3: The DC Chronicles

    • @QwertyCaesar
      @QwertyCaesar 8 років тому +12

      Frizzurd I miss Will Sasso and Mad TV. Admittedly I didn't think too highly of the show's writing, but it put the spotlight on great talents who deserved recognition.

    • @guyincognito7509
      @guyincognito7509 8 років тому +3

      KilroyTheGreat Adam Sandler.

    • @cb1671
      @cb1671 8 років тому +8

      Kevin James' wallet.

    • @coyotefever105
      @coyotefever105 8 років тому +5

      Obama

  • @DiomedesIsHit
    @DiomedesIsHit 7 років тому +793

    I just adore how the intro briefly falls apart as they go half out of character to discuss what would be funny for the scene and trying to explain plot holes of their opening sketch.

    • @adambyrom7486
      @adambyrom7486 7 років тому +19

      DiomedesIsHit 1:17 lmao

    • @Ferniverous
      @Ferniverous 5 років тому +40

      and how Mike tries to keep it going even after that, which is the funniest part to me, when he goes "that's funny! You can keep going again!"

    • @tiberseptim37
      @tiberseptim37 3 роки тому +7

      It’s great that it happened. The fact that’s the take they went with was fantastic.

  • @doccrumble
    @doccrumble 6 років тому +352

    Little known fact - when WWII ended, as promised, Winston Churchill established a daily festival to be held at dusk along the River Thames. Now it's mostly a tourist attraction. But they still do it. Every day ends with a Thames Festival. (Face on Mike.)

  • @stevenherrera3469
    @stevenherrera3469 3 роки тому +51

    I can’t explain it... but Rich Evans is even more handsome than usual in this episode

  • @RobyFN2169dtf
    @RobyFN2169dtf 7 років тому +3174

    why is the villain from ant-man in this video?

    • @jakobrogers625
      @jakobrogers625 7 років тому +29

      iamthatroby Lol

    • @38Gaucho
      @38Gaucho 6 років тому +153

      Because he is a handsome bald man. No homo.

    • @Sheckyize
      @Sheckyize 6 років тому +10

      Jack? Lol

    • @mikeymotorpsyche2792
      @mikeymotorpsyche2792 6 років тому +48

      38Gaucho MORE HOMO

    • @gregkis
      @gregkis 5 років тому +4

      iamthatroby why would you see ant man?

  • @PFSVenom
    @PFSVenom 8 років тому +758

    A movie that had potential, a good director, an interesting idea, Peter Dinklage, Michelle Monaghan... But it also had Adam Sandler and the Happy Madison production guys? Ooooooooooooooooooh boy!

    • @MrTrayjenkins
      @MrTrayjenkins 8 років тому +82

      ***** dinklage is a meme actor

    • @GeneralDouchington
      @GeneralDouchington 8 років тому +44

      MrTrayjenkins you're a meme

    • @PFSVenom
      @PFSVenom 8 років тому +14

      MrTrayjenkins You mean memidget?

    • @Warsmith_The
      @Warsmith_The 8 років тому +24

      ***** "an interesting idea"
      Nope

    • @TheTundraTerror
      @TheTundraTerror 8 років тому +6

      ***** It was also a few minutes long short that Adam Sandler bought the rights to.

  • @storkksoundmedia7778
    @storkksoundmedia7778 3 роки тому +53

    “I’m over the celebration of nostalgia”
    Me too jay... oh god, me too. Oh yeah and it’s 5 years later🤤

    • @savie.s
      @savie.s 2 роки тому +5

      The ride never ends! 💀

  • @BrokenNoseMedia
    @BrokenNoseMedia 7 років тому +276

    This is far more entertaining than the actual movie

    • @neightneight1280
      @neightneight1280 2 роки тому +5

      Dude! This is what I watch INSTEAD of most new movies!
      I even sold my boss on the $15 Patreon, so we could see the 'trimmed extras'..
      At this point, just hearing more of Rich's cackling is a better value..

  • @borizzle1
    @borizzle1 7 років тому +481

    In more recent years, Fred Savage has directed episodes for It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia... Which is pretty cool.

  • @somerfeeild
    @somerfeeild 8 років тому +583

    Rich has lost a bit of weight. That with his beard he's looking good these days, especially good I mean.

    • @Syrionn
      @Syrionn 8 років тому +4

      TheeMysteryHour as long as he is trying, which it looks like he is, what more can you ask for?

    • @wedgewoodproductions7383
      @wedgewoodproductions7383 8 років тому +89

      Baw Jaws He's preparing for his obligatory shirtless scene in Space Cop 2.

    • @fistofthesnortstar
      @fistofthesnortstar 8 років тому +13

      Baw Jaws yeah, i already sort of noticed, but now it's really starting to show
      GOOD JOB DICK !

    • @somerfeeild
      @somerfeeild 8 років тому

      ***** oh, I hope so!

    • @dr.jackal8868
      @dr.jackal8868 8 років тому +9

      Baw Jaws I was gonna comment the same thing! I hope he keeps going. It's so cool to see people take initiative to live healthier/happier lifestyles.

  • @KatzenJou
    @KatzenJou 6 років тому +491

    Going back to this review just to remind myself that there were warning signs for Ready Player One
    We should have listened.

    • @turtleanton6539
      @turtleanton6539 4 роки тому +9

      Yuuup

    • @WhatupJackDagiels
      @WhatupJackDagiels 4 роки тому +37

      We didn't listen.
      WE DIDNT LISSSSSTENNNNNNNNNN

    • @BlackPantherFTW
      @BlackPantherFTW 4 роки тому +10

      Am I the only one who genuinely likes that movie?

    • @deathsdollar2606
      @deathsdollar2606 4 роки тому +58

      @@BlackPantherFTW yes that movie made no sense at all and was just made to cash in on nostalgia

    • @TwelvetreeZ
      @TwelvetreeZ 4 роки тому +22

      @@defundhollywood3259 Honestly, I thought the film was better, but both were trashy overall - enjoyable, but trashy, like Twilight for middle-aged men 🤙

  • @Costar58
    @Costar58 7 років тому +118

    29:00
    Unique occurance of Rich Evans laughing like a human being

  • @curanp2
    @curanp2 7 років тому +335

    "I didn't progress"
    - Adam Sandler
    ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy hilarious

  • @speedysteele6766
    @speedysteele6766 8 років тому +124

    "I hope our time here doesn't end in horrific violence"

    • @BlisaBLisa
      @BlisaBLisa 12 днів тому

      im always saying this

  • @patjohbra
    @patjohbra 6 років тому +58

    Jay - "I'm so over the celebration of nostalgia. This is just the most soulless thing..."
    I'm sure Jay can't wait for Ready Player One

  • @Revelian1982
    @Revelian1982 4 роки тому +68

    15:50 - Look at Jay's face when Mike brings up Star Trek. The self-awareness and look to camera is wonderful. He knows that everyone bashes Mike for bringing Star Trek up at least once in every video.

  • @Hektor88
    @Hektor88 8 років тому +360

    I love those old Welles wine commercial outtakes

    • @TheThelaughingboy
      @TheThelaughingboy 7 років тому +88

      "sexcellence"

    • @ronniemarion8456
      @ronniemarion8456 6 років тому +56

      mmmMMNNAAAAHHH, tha FRENNCH

    • @unlimitededge2689
      @unlimitededge2689 5 років тому +34

      It’s is at the same time the funniest get most goddamn depressing thing ever - don’t forget that commercial was filmed while he was addled with grief to die his wife’s death. Also he was completely hammered

  • @possiblycrazy442
    @possiblycrazy442 8 років тому +451

    I love you guys...
    Totally did not see that ending coming and I'm concerned with how much I enjoyed it. lol

    • @possiblycrazy442
      @possiblycrazy442 8 років тому +22

      Really fits the '80s nostalgia theme too.

    • @hegelbot
      @hegelbot 8 років тому +17

      Sketchy You know at first I thought you were talking about Pixels. Now I know better. That was like two minutes of solid laughs!!!

    • @opsin
      @opsin 8 років тому +2

      Sketchy Still a better love story than.... no wait...
      It did really amuse me that the plot line in this episode was more complicated and satisfying than anything about Pixels.

    • @ImmaLittlePip
      @ImmaLittlePip 8 років тому +2

      Sketchy Because Mr Plinkett is a lovable woman and cat murderer

    • @drakkenmensch
      @drakkenmensch 8 років тому +3

      Sketchy Plinkett totally stabbed all the cranberry juice and sausages out of his shirt!!!

  • @JBHUTT09
    @JBHUTT09 3 роки тому +17

    @18:11 The joke writes itself!
    A: "London Bridge is falling down!"
    B: "Falling down?!"
    A: "Falling down!"

  • @gustavoaguado5449
    @gustavoaguado5449 4 роки тому +21

    Just a few seconds of Phillip J. Fry shooting pixelated aliens while listening to Rush is better than anything Adam Sandler did in Pixels (or at any other time since he was born for that matter).

  • @rangeoshun1
    @rangeoshun1 8 років тому +105

    Adam Sandler for the live role of Krusty the clown!

  • @David_Axelord
    @David_Axelord 7 років тому +370

    Just as I thought, Jack is full of blood and kielbasas.

    • @nicolascuenca254
      @nicolascuenca254 7 років тому +22

      I always thought he was a wiener.

    • @jimm7346
      @jimm7346 5 років тому +11

      Well, we ARE from Wisconsin, kielbasa is kind of a staple food here.

    • @a110100
      @a110100 3 роки тому +1

      How is that pronounced? Kill Bassa or Key Basa?

    • @silverschannel8578
      @silverschannel8578 3 роки тому +2

      @@a110100 i think it's the latter

    • @a110100
      @a110100 3 роки тому +2

      @@silverschannel8578 I've been selling it to customers saying Kill Basa. I should have looked into this sooner.

  • @EyeShotFirst
    @EyeShotFirst 5 років тому +307

    Wasn't the plot of Pixels an episode of Futurama?

    • @madLphnt
      @madLphnt 4 роки тому +20

      Fork em over fork em over

    • @sevatarlives185
      @sevatarlives185 4 роки тому +79

      It wasn't even. It was an 8 minute sketch from a "What If Machine" episode. And it was far more competent than Pixels.

    • @robertfitzgerald3118
      @robertfitzgerald3118 4 роки тому +12

      And Sony still said, "That's comedy gold Adam. Here's 100 million and keep'em coming!!"

    • @tachanka107
      @tachanka107 4 роки тому +4

      Part of an episode, and I didn't even think it was funny there either

    • @TheKamikazenaz
      @TheKamikazenaz 3 роки тому +25

      Fry - "Alright. It's Saturday night, I have no date, a 2-litre bottle of Shasta, and my all-Rush mixtape. Let's rock."

  • @maesejesus
    @maesejesus 7 років тому +46

    15:46 Look at that "Oh god, Star Treck again" face that Jay makes.
    He even looks at the others, like asking if it's really happening.

  • @Imanmagnet00
    @Imanmagnet00 8 років тому +280

    This is the best episode because we see Jack get horribly mangled.

    • @GreenGimmick
      @GreenGimmick 8 років тому +117

      Imanmagnet00
      Seeing Jack get violently murdered by Plinket is the most cathartic experience I've had all day.

    • @kidwithacamera4575
      @kidwithacamera4575 8 років тому +3

      Imanmagnet00 Best fucking comment ever goddammit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @Howlthrug
      @Howlthrug 8 років тому +15

      Imanmagnet00 And see that his gastrointestinal system was made of sausage.

    • @OrcoDevelopment
      @OrcoDevelopment 8 років тому +14

      Imanmagnet00 This episode should be titled "wish fulfillment"

    • @Imanmagnet00
      @Imanmagnet00 8 років тому +18

      *****
      Neh, I just think he is the worst part of RLM, so this ending made me laugh and smile a lot.

  • @DavidBux101
    @DavidBux101 8 років тому +307

    2 Half in the Bags in 2 days? These hack frauds should stop rushing their reviews and give what their fans want!

    • @DavidBux101
      @DavidBux101 8 років тому +34

      David Bux THIS CHANNEL SUCKS NOW

    • @CallanLoF
      @CallanLoF 8 років тому +50

      David Bux No. The more Rich Evans the better.

    • @miguelcarrillo4702
      @miguelcarrillo4702 8 років тому +33

      David Bux IT FUCKING SUCKS, FUCKING HACKS. IT DOESNT RHYME AT All.

    • @yes1sir1no1sir
      @yes1sir1no1sir 8 років тому +26

      This is genuinely what I want

    • @TheTrueChuster
      @TheTrueChuster 8 років тому

      David Bux Maybe you can DO IT better.

  • @TheLakabanzaichrg
    @TheLakabanzaichrg 7 років тому +61

    Sandler is to comedy what jaws is to beach goers.

  • @KimmimaruSai
    @KimmimaruSai 3 роки тому +20

    The funniest thing in this video is Jack immediately reaching for the alcohol when Jay introduces the fact that Kevin James is president

  • @mr.wizard6891
    @mr.wizard6891 7 років тому +186

    Adam Sandler looked strung out in those interviews.

    • @poopymcfartass1640
      @poopymcfartass1640 4 роки тому +14

      because he realized he made the worlds shittiest movie ever.

  • @onthespoke2
    @onthespoke2 8 років тому +224

    IT TOOK TWELVE MONTHS TO MAKE!

    • @Thumbsupurbum
      @Thumbsupurbum 8 років тому +7

      ***** Space Cop?

    • @kidwithacamera4575
      @kidwithacamera4575 8 років тому +34

      onthespoke It took twelve seconds to write

    • @Bitemis
      @Bitemis 8 років тому +6

      Flintstoned 12 days to make, 12 years to release

    • @WDGcentral0224
      @WDGcentral0224 8 років тому +13

      Twelve seconds to forget

    • @TedKennedyX
      @TedKennedyX 8 років тому +4

      onthespoke And watching it felt like 12 hammers to the nuts.

  • @bloatus7611
    @bloatus7611 7 років тому +101

    Michael, Adam and Fred Savage are about as wildly different as you can get.

    • @nathanclark2424
      @nathanclark2424 7 років тому +13

      Ving Rhames those sound like brothers names. and yet I know for a fact that one of them is a batshit conservative commentator, another was a guy who busted myths, and another writes for a popular TV show

    • @sarcasticdude2320
      @sarcasticdude2320 Рік тому +5

      I prefer Derek Savage

  • @SkandiaAUS
    @SkandiaAUS 4 роки тому +7

    My favourite Futurama episode is when Fry asks the "What If Machine" what if life was more like a video game. The detail in that episode is so much fun, the space invaders are commanded by Luhr and his only directions are to drop down, reverse direction, increase speed!

    • @henrynelson9301
      @henrynelson9301 7 місяців тому

      You are defeated! Instead of shooting where I was, you should have shot where I was going to be!

  • @sgthombre999
    @sgthombre999 8 років тому +37

    Mississippi Institute of Technology is a joke from Malcolm in the Middle.

  • @facerip356
    @facerip356 7 років тому +984

    Does anybody besides me appreciate how great the editing on their videos is? They shoot with 3 cameras, and the editing is awesome. Great job.

    • @Egzvorg
      @Egzvorg 7 років тому +35

      I don't know much about editing, but 28:40 kicked me in the balls

    • @MaxLoafin
      @MaxLoafin 5 років тому +9

      When you say it like that, it doesn't sound so amazing anymore lol but I'm sure it takes time to edit together basically 3 different versions of the same video. I suppose you could really cut down the time as long as you keep in mind the flow of the video and when specific cameras should be the focus of the shot, otherwise stick to the default camera. I really liked the editing in their Rogue One review because they cut between Rich by himself and Mike and Jay together very well and had a lot of funny graphical inserts in the opening bit.

    • @moviebad109
      @moviebad109 5 років тому +80

      Staring at a flat shot of 4 people talking for 30+ minutes gets boring fast. They do the edits to keep your eye from getting bored. They are filmmakers, they know how small the audience's attention span is.

    • @Amateur0Visionary
      @Amateur0Visionary 5 років тому +48

      You guys think you know everything...they shoot with one camera. Jack just gets up and moves it. It makes me appreciate the editing even more.

    • @RoyalKnightVIII
      @RoyalKnightVIII 5 років тому +13

      That's the one thing you can say about Stoklassa, whatever you think of him he's an editor at heart

  • @ronaldgomezr8
    @ronaldgomezr8 7 років тому +588

    how the hell do you input a numeric cheatcode in an arcade game?

    • @turtleanton6539
      @turtleanton6539 4 роки тому +36

      U dont

    • @JoblessJimmy
      @JoblessJimmy 4 роки тому +102

      IT JUST WORKS

    • @BlackPantherFTW
      @BlackPantherFTW 4 роки тому +60

      @@JoblessJimmy 16x the detail

    • @reddawn1487
      @reddawn1487 4 роки тому +24

      Ask that strange looking dude with the donkey Kong record

    • @lucasoheyze4597
      @lucasoheyze4597 3 роки тому +15

      Billy Mitchell didn't use cheats you insert- he used emulators you could tweak to favour yourself, and faked videos...he actually was a shit hot player in his day, though, scored a perfect score in Pacman which is mindbogglingly really.

  • @SuperLlama42
    @SuperLlama42 7 років тому +542

    "Eccentric" was basically a euphemism for gay back when movies weren't allowed to have explicit gay characters.

    • @RoyalKnightVIII
      @RoyalKnightVIII 5 років тому +70

      That's too smart for this film

    • @turtleanton6539
      @turtleanton6539 4 роки тому +1

      Woow

    • @TwelvetreeZ
      @TwelvetreeZ 4 роки тому +16

      But this film is from 2015??

    • @josephschultz3301
      @josephschultz3301 4 роки тому +22

      This film happened _well after_ gay characters started appearing with more frequency and explicitness in media.

    • @hudsontodd9809
      @hudsontodd9809 4 роки тому +5

      Or kooky old people without any apparent sexuality

  • @nuclearmatt8119
    @nuclearmatt8119 7 років тому +1432

    Adam Sandler is to movies what Fifty Shades of Grey is to books.

    • @pyromania1018
      @pyromania1018 7 років тому +155

      I think Sandler's worse because he does have real talent and can bring it out under the right circumstances, but instead, he'd rather go on vacation.

    • @AlisterLockhart
      @AlisterLockhart 7 років тому +96

      Adam Sandler is to movies what land-mines are to podiatry.

    • @How_Is_This_A_Name
      @How_Is_This_A_Name 7 років тому +6

      The difference here is that Fifty Shades of Grey is coherent and some people genuinely like it
      where as adam sandler is a fucking disgrace to man kind

    • @VanTilburger
      @VanTilburger 7 років тому +50

      Misty Dusk No, repurposed twilight fan fiction.

    • @danseb69
      @danseb69 7 років тому

      Nuclear Matt

  • @rometimed1382
    @rometimed1382 8 років тому +17

    "Describe QBERT felatio more" is a real sentence that exists thanks to Redlettermedia. Bravo gentlemen, your work here is done.

  • @PointsofData
    @PointsofData Рік тому +9

    The wild thing is that Dinklages character is based on Billy Mitchell, who actually cheated his records on old arcade games by altering the equipment. Someone cared enough to know about Mitchell before Twin Galaxies took his records down and Mitchell shot off a bunch of lawsuit. There was a minor amount of love given to this script.

    • @henrynelson9301
      @henrynelson9301 8 місяців тому

      And Mitchell’s lawsuits are still ongoing to this day

  • @redsolocup22879
    @redsolocup22879 4 роки тому +14

    Fred Savage is directing apparently every show on TV. Sunny in Philadelphia, Arrested Development, 2 Broke Girls, Mom. It's kinda surprising he has done all that and been relatively quiet.

  • @METALOZON
    @METALOZON 7 років тому +290

    The ending is awesome hahaha

    • @kuddenchristo
      @kuddenchristo 7 років тому +36

      Absolutely! Much funnier than any of Adam Sandler's movies!

    • @jacobcorr337
      @jacobcorr337 7 років тому +7

      Why doesn't mike do mr plinkett?!

    • @mattbartz
      @mattbartz 6 років тому

      Isn't mike plinkett?

    • @geraldgruffalo3522
      @geraldgruffalo3522 6 років тому

      The ending to jack and Jill half in the bag is their best sketch work

  • @TheCockeyez
    @TheCockeyez 8 років тому +222

    How does Adam Sandler keep coming back?
    His name alone made me go "nope" for this movie.

    • @WDGcentral0224
      @WDGcentral0224 8 років тому +16

      Fork in the brain, fork in the brain, fork in the brain....

    • @Lutranereis
      @Lutranereis 8 років тому +26

      TheCockeyez The unfortunate truth is that his films usually make enough money to make them appealing to produce.

    • @azraelswrd
      @azraelswrd 8 років тому +2

      Lutranereis The mistake this time was making a big budget production, going up against a Marvel movie. Perhaps not the wisest of decisions. Usually, Sandler's movies are "cheap" to make but this was a CGI-fest, so was budgeted near $100M, which is more than his usual films.

    • @Denji2006
      @Denji2006 8 років тому +3

      TheCockeyez Corporate shareholders like him. It has nothing to do with us. We can hate it all we want, but they'll keep shitting out Sandler movies until Sandler himself gives up.

    • @TheCockeyez
      @TheCockeyez 8 років тому +1

      olisk olisko
      The more jew know!

  • @danwilliams1989
    @danwilliams1989 4 роки тому +26

    Even though his cameo was brief, Disney handled Q-Bert in “Wreck-It Ralph” better than Pixels did.

    • @larrymantic2635
      @larrymantic2635 7 місяців тому

      But did Ralph have sex with Q-Bert? No!

  • @ImCliffordToday
    @ImCliffordToday 4 роки тому +16

    "I don't like being stabbed!" -Jack, 2015

  • @splewy
    @splewy 8 років тому +68

    Those special effects at the end of the review were great. Every scene was so dense. There was so much going on. I started to see things I recognized (like sausage). I bet it took 12 years to make. It better beat Titanic.

    • @xLithiumFlower1
      @xLithiumFlower1 8 років тому +12

      splewy It's their way of making the best possible review they can.

    • @mercenum5186
      @mercenum5186 5 років тому

      I think they went to far in a few places...

  • @wyldride
    @wyldride 8 років тому +24

    "London Bridge is falling down."
    "Uh, that's Tower Bridge."
    "Nobody cares!"

  • @eedoamitay3341
    @eedoamitay3341 2 роки тому +45

    They didnt give Jane Krakowski any lines because if she actually got to show her comedic talents they would have stolen the light away adam shmandler.. she really is god damn hilarious

    • @samuelhatlestad6676
      @samuelhatlestad6676 10 місяців тому +1

      Who?...

    • @chefboyardee9455
      @chefboyardee9455 9 місяців тому +1

      Whatever you say Jane

    • @JJ-fg2wd
      @JJ-fg2wd 7 місяців тому +1

      ​​@@samuelhatlestad6676she played Jenna Maroney on 30 Rock, quite possibly the best supporting character in a 21st century sitcom.

  • @NoriMori1992
    @NoriMori1992 10 місяців тому +5

    The difference in colour grading between the angle shots and the front shots is killing me 😂

  • @METAS0MA
    @METAS0MA 8 років тому +13

    Jack, man, you gotta learn to chew your food. That was like 6 whole sausages.

  • @Pxtl
    @Pxtl 8 років тому +60

    It's funny, when I was a teen I wanted adaptations of all my favourite '80s/'90s stuff. Now that we've had oodles of that, I have no more interest any more. Totally agree with Jay that I'm over the nostalgia thing.

  • @crunglemcbungley
    @crunglemcbungley 3 роки тому +23

    "Maybe Al Capone put his stuff in there" is such an old man reference to make, Mike

  • @genogamma13
    @genogamma13 7 років тому +61

    I'm probably reading too much into this, but is it telling that the writers of Pixels have no clue or general passion about writing how video games work because they alien pixel things are never refereed to as "sprites"? Just "Video games are attacking us!".

  • @gamer6654
    @gamer6654 8 років тому +12

    "I didn't progress."-Adam Sandler
    That's the story of his life now.

  • @TheManelich
    @TheManelich 7 років тому +359

    i heard that pixels is the prequel of ghosbuster 2016

    • @drakkenmensch
      @drakkenmensch 5 років тому +11

      Ghostbusters 2016 does not want to be associated with Pixels.

    • @lesperdants
      @lesperdants 4 роки тому +2

      The same level of filmmaking 😂

  • @cooperm4185
    @cooperm4185 7 років тому +117

    member the 80s: the movie

    • @ronniemarion8456
      @ronniemarion8456 6 років тому +17

      Cooper McGill
      The forthcoming Ready Player One: "Hold my beer."

    • @arfarfarf256
      @arfarfarf256 4 роки тому +8

      Corporations have ruined 80s nostalgia for me. I'm all about late 1340s Europe nostalgia now.

    • @damiensteele7663
      @damiensteele7663 4 роки тому +6

      @@arfarfarf256 Black Death nostalgia is all the rage in 2019 and 2020

  • @muntzerism-diggerism9695
    @muntzerism-diggerism9695 5 років тому +118

    Why is Michel Foucault in this video

    • @garshtoshteles
      @garshtoshteles 4 роки тому +7

      no that's Pitbull, they look similar tho

    • @noirceur_
      @noirceur_ 3 роки тому +4

      He's so annoying oh my god

    • @leoveas9965
      @leoveas9965 3 роки тому +5

      @@noirceur_ He is Foucault, what did you expect?

  • @gabrielaolmedo4926
    @gabrielaolmedo4926 8 років тому +54

    Makes you wonder if A.W.E.S.O.M - O came up with this film..

    • @DrSPF23
      @DrSPF23 4 роки тому +3

      Yes, this comment is perfect.

    • @PieAndChips
      @PieAndChips 4 роки тому

      F.U.C.K.B.O.T 5000

  • @SlippyMcDervish
    @SlippyMcDervish 7 років тому +1387

    I would also like to add that the title is incorrect. Pixels are flat squares. These were 3D squares, or Voxels. So this fucking piece of shit film should be called "Voxels".

    • @MrSpookersMcGeeThe1st
      @MrSpookersMcGeeThe1st 7 років тому +131

      I appreciate you, nerdy pug.

    • @jasonfenton8250
      @jasonfenton8250 7 років тому +23

      Steven Norris I also thought this, Sandler is a hack.

    • @andrewgwilliam4831
      @andrewgwilliam4831 7 років тому +3

      Jason Fenton The original short film was also called "Pixels" so you can't really blame Sandler for it.

    • @hitmanwolf
      @hitmanwolf 7 років тому +18

      @Andrew
      he can and will blame Sandler for anything... cause that guy made at least every kind of bad decision in his entire Carrer... and if not, he is planning to.

    • @patrickl9930
      @patrickl9930 7 років тому +4

      Splitting hairs here, but non-square pixels exist

  • @oldcaptaintwotimes
    @oldcaptaintwotimes Рік тому +8

    Rich Evans tried to warn us about Fred and no one listened.

  • @johnvanhorn3852
    @johnvanhorn3852 9 місяців тому +2

    I don’t like being stabs is my favorite line ever.

  • @tightlypackedcoil
    @tightlypackedcoil 7 років тому +49

    Guest starting James Carville

  • @TheThelaughingboy
    @TheThelaughingboy 8 років тому +156

    Is no one going to talk the about the fact that mike kind of compared Sandler to Orson Welles?

    • @Ian-fv6bz
      @Ian-fv6bz 8 років тому +73

      He just drew a comparison between the two in the context that Welles and Sandler both were doing something where they looked really uncomfortable and didn't want to be there. Sandler looking like that during his shitty movie, Welles looking like that in a commercial.

    • @poopfart785
      @poopfart785 7 років тому +17

      right, orson hated his role in the transformers animated film in the 80s

  • @esbeekay
    @esbeekay 6 років тому +6

    I love Jays face every time Mike brings up Star Trek

  • @trueaddict8733
    @trueaddict8733 4 роки тому +19

    The best joke adam sandler ever gave us was his career.

  • @jawn7373
    @jawn7373 7 років тому +31

    Right after me and my dad watched this movie (at home) we said "well that was fucking awful!!!

  • @JoaqMan
    @JoaqMan 8 років тому +115

    TWO HALF IN THE BAGS IN ONE WEEK?!

    • @ShottyShogun
      @ShottyShogun 8 років тому +37

      J Wizard Phoenix IT'S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!

    • @TheAdditionalPylons
      @TheAdditionalPylons 8 років тому +51

      J Wizard Phoenix its like a whole in two bags

    • @hegelbot
      @hegelbot 8 років тому +3

      J Wizard Phoenix Is this a sufficient framework upon which to hang a "double bag it" joke?

    • @DTMWTMP
      @DTMWTMP 8 років тому +7

      J Wizard Phoenix It is stylistically designed to be that way.

    • @pavelmichalek7302
      @pavelmichalek7302 8 років тому +5

      J Wizard Phoenix I can't stop cumming!!!!

  • @beastiebear7231
    @beastiebear7231 2 роки тому +8

    Adam Sandler looks like a man with the weight of having to keep food on the table of his less successful friends, when really he just wants to retire.

  • @xxxCrackerJack501xxx
    @xxxCrackerJack501xxx 3 роки тому +13

    The most frustrating thing about Adam Sandler is he _is_ a good actor when he tries, he can do work as great as Reign Over Me, Funny People, Punch Drunk Love, and the Wedding Singer yet also do such cinimatic abortions like Little Nicky, Jack and Jill, Pixels, and Grown Ups it's a shame...

    • @chrishansen8119
      @chrishansen8119 3 роки тому +3

      I have a theory that Sandler makes bad movies with big budgets so him and his buddys can go on vacation while they have to film.
      His good performances are the shit he actually cares about

    • @xxxCrackerJack501xxx
      @xxxCrackerJack501xxx 3 роки тому +2

      @@chrishansen8119 Shit, that actually makes sense lol

    • @tumbles8350
      @tumbles8350 2 роки тому +2

      Popeye chicken is fuckin awesome

  • @RolandRED
    @RolandRED 8 років тому +38

    Ok...I'm starting to get worried... where is Jessi??? Is her face on the side of a milk carton??

  • @JoaqMan
    @JoaqMan 8 років тому +14

    Rich is starting to look like Joel from The Last of Us

    • @elinbrood7697
      @elinbrood7697 8 років тому

      Which, incidentally, made a cameo in Pixels. Coincidence? ...Yes.

    • @JoaqMan
      @JoaqMan 8 років тому

      Brood Elin The Mast of Gus

    • @NormalLee67
      @NormalLee67 8 років тому +5

      J Wizard Phoenix The difference is that Rich Evans has probably done things that make Joel look like a huge pussy.

  • @michaeldoliveira720
    @michaeldoliveira720 2 роки тому +15

    I will say one thing for Hollywood: They are very good (for the most part) about telling you how shitty the movie will be in the trailer.

  • @TMoore123
    @TMoore123 5 років тому +42

    Kevin James could actually be a respectable actor why does he do this to himself lol

    • @robertfitzgerald3118
      @robertfitzgerald3118 4 роки тому +3

      Hopefully, they'll cast him in a mission impossible parody and he'll do his own stunts. Shooting will stop by end of day one.

    • @GribbleGob
      @GribbleGob 3 роки тому +3

      Probably because Adam guilt trips him.

    • @PhilipKaskela
      @PhilipKaskela 3 роки тому +1

      Money. Ride the gravy train as long as you can, because plenty of actors have tried to jump a level in respectability, never to be seen again.

    • @TMoore123
      @TMoore123 3 роки тому +1

      @@PhilipKaskela you right man. I mean shit you gotta get your bread too and Adam Sandler makes bank they gotta ssystem that works so keep doing it but lol

  • @CruelQuertos
    @CruelQuertos 8 років тому +8

    it's so dense every single image has so many things going on

  • @hutchisopinion7603
    @hutchisopinion7603 3 роки тому +20

    I can’t believe Mike, Jay and Rich got Johnny Sins on the show

  • @bobsaget832
    @bobsaget832 Рік тому +3

    This was right around the time when jay was transforming from bridge troll to young handsome man

  • @CrypticDiabolo
    @CrypticDiabolo 7 років тому +79

    Mike should really teach script writing 101

    • @cmbotch5739
      @cmbotch5739 6 місяців тому

      Mike who? The same Mike that wrote Space Cop?

  • @nickmorris5546
    @nickmorris5546 8 років тому +17

    Rich Evans has lost weight and is looking great! Keep it up Rich!

    • @waynemcckn
      @waynemcckn 8 років тому

      Nick Morris He has some pretty serious back problems, so probably doesn't feel like eating much because of the agonizing pain.

  • @ihno45
    @ihno45 8 років тому +17

    I had to make a break and watch the Orson Welles commercials... Aaaaaah, french champagne...

  • @smoothbeak
    @smoothbeak 4 роки тому +4

    I don't actually watch movies, but I really enjoy these people, whoever they are, talking about movies, whatever they are

  • @colinferguson7400
    @colinferguson7400 2 роки тому +5

    I am so here for Rich Evans screaming "AAHHH FUUCK" while getting shot. civil war video also has this