Half in the Bag: Unfriended and Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2

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  • Опубліковано 20 кві 2015
  • Mike and Jay check out Unfriended and Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 because they hate themselves.
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  • @videogamedunkey
    @videogamedunkey 9 років тому +11363

    I love your reviews Paul Blart. Keep the good youtube videos and feature length films coming.

    • @Jaxtar25
      @Jaxtar25 9 років тому +435

      He says "your welcome Blunkey"

    • @B_Don99
      @B_Don99 9 років тому +100

      Okay bubby

    • @ZhuDaoLong
      @ZhuDaoLong 7 років тому +82

      More Plunketty

    • @discjockeye
      @discjockeye 7 років тому +70

      Oh my god, its dankey..

    • @darklsn
      @darklsn 6 років тому +27

      You are actually my hero

  • @Antlerfox
    @Antlerfox 7 років тому +3504

    Mike can tell the shittiest jokes and I will laugh every time. His delivery is perfect.

    • @mckenzie.latham91
      @mckenzie.latham91 7 років тому +335

      the drab voice is just perfect.

    • @gocookies77
      @gocookies77 6 років тому +6

      You take that back

    • @ellisgee4196
      @ellisgee4196 5 років тому +23

      Come on, people. We've all been there.

    • @bilbobolsonaro1316
      @bilbobolsonaro1316 5 років тому +2

      So true lol

    • @zetetick395
      @zetetick395 5 років тому +21

      Mikes outrage over his lost $5 had me really laughing 18:22
      Also: After the whole "Kevin you Sell Out Twat" diatribe about Proon Blarb mule cup 2
      - The commercial for your own RLM tat at the end of the vid was pretty lol-worthy........Nice self-aware touch there fellas! XD

  • @jswagpsn2285
    @jswagpsn2285 4 роки тому +794

    "Unfriended will do for the Internet what Jaws did for going to the beach"
    - marketing blurb on the dvd case, found in a discount gas station dump bin

    • @inkartridge
      @inkartridge 4 роки тому +39

      why do all the people born in 88 talk about israel so much

    • @92brunod
      @92brunod 3 роки тому +14

      @@inkartridge because it was the year Michel Sabbah is consecrated as Roman Catholic Bishop of Jerusalem becoming the first Palestinian Arab to hold this position.

    • @KeatonPrime
      @KeatonPrime 3 роки тому +1

      Unfortunately Netflix added this movie to their library

    • @willmungas8964
      @willmungas8964 3 роки тому +2

      @@PeacefulJointsame I stopped and had to reread it lmao

    • @urt1202
      @urt1202 3 роки тому +8

      @Mere man Virgins: I am not dyslexic, I am antisemitic
      CHADS: Thats right boy, I am a proud anti-semitic dyslexic man -(*Insert emoji with glasses*)-

  • @thomaswright897
    @thomaswright897 8 років тому +1653

    Does suicide give you omnipotence in the Unfriended universe? That seems like an irresponsible message to me.

    • @zetetick395
      @zetetick395 5 років тому +65

      Darwinian selection is a cruel mistress....

    • @Greendalewitch
      @Greendalewitch 5 років тому +11

      @@zetetick395 Especially in horror movies.

    • @trop7736
      @trop7736 5 років тому +61

      @@EuroRhodes What goes through your mind to respond to a 3 year old comment with a completely out of place "joke" telling someone to kill themselves?

    • @EuroRhodes
      @EuroRhodes 5 років тому +29

      @@trop7736 oh no snowflake, sick the youtube hounds on me

    • @trop7736
      @trop7736 5 років тому +68

      @@EuroRhodes Oh, so because your "joke" was incredibly unfunny that makes me a snowflake?

  • @SebastianMikulec
    @SebastianMikulec 3 роки тому +446

    I rewatch this episode periodically for the sole purpose of hearing Mike & Jay say "Paul Blarp Mall Plarp."

    • @itsd0nk
      @itsd0nk 2 роки тому +14

      Upvoted this comment because it’s exactly what I do too. It’s also one of the, or the actual, first RLM videos I ever came across and the nostalgia strong with this one.

    • @IndisSongs
      @IndisSongs 2 роки тому +5

      Yes

    • @seanmartinson6249
      @seanmartinson6249 2 роки тому +3

      It's the second best Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 review show I've ever seen!

    • @jonwalsh370
      @jonwalsh370 2 роки тому +2

      @@itsd0nk I remember when this came out my senior year of high school right when I was getting into RLM. Even better is that at that Time they only had like 400k subscribers

    • @MarxistKnight
      @MarxistKnight Рік тому +1

      Starring Paul Bl

  • @jgmweston
    @jgmweston 9 років тому +2678

    The fact that I watched a thirty-minute video reviewing Unfriended and Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 says a lot for how entertaining you guys are. Great analysis as always!

    • @jgmweston
      @jgmweston 9 років тому +24

      Smokey McJoint I've been watching them since the first few episodes for HitB, so it's a well-aged appreciation. :)

    • @lornaduncan9925
      @lornaduncan9925 9 років тому +19

      ***** She?

    • @Bunnellius
      @Bunnellius 9 років тому +4

      Lorna Duncan Somehow, that misunderstanding in the midst of a voice-of-logic response was very amusing. :)

    • @Skivsamlaren
      @Skivsamlaren 9 років тому +1

      Lorna Duncan Her?

    • @Bunnellius
      @Bunnellius 9 років тому

      *****
      In fairness, that picture in miniature could look like a somewhat androgynous nerdette. Plus "Joshua" is such a purdy name! :s

  • @glitchedoom
    @glitchedoom 2 роки тому +208

    Classic horror movie lines:
    "They're coming to get you Barbara!"
    "Heeeere's Johnny!"
    "WELL THE GLITCH JUST TYPED!"

  • @dumdude1083
    @dumdude1083 8 років тому +3719

    Mike is funnier than most comedies

    • @xxczerxx
      @xxczerxx 8 років тому +145

      +idar sumpter I'm surprised he doesn't do stand-up, he has that funny trait 99% don't.

    • @advantage8958
      @advantage8958 8 років тому +258

      Brace110 Mike would be a funnier character than we've ever had. Mike is the key to all this

    • @MrECHOfox
      @MrECHOfox 8 років тому +46

      Because standing in front of a crowd doesn't sound like fun.

    • @GigaTrope
      @GigaTrope 8 років тому +286

      If only he could stand up.

    • @til_thasmokeclearz853
      @til_thasmokeclearz853 8 років тому +4

      +ShowgunSam it's guna be great

  • @BigHairyFenian
    @BigHairyFenian 8 років тому +657

    If i don't wake up to a video of me shitting myself on Facebook it wasn't a good night.

  • @mattisheretonight
    @mattisheretonight 8 років тому +752

    I would absolutely watch "You Can't Force Quit Your Programs" with Bela Lugosi

    • @knavenformed9436
      @knavenformed9436 4 роки тому +23

      MsMpEng.exe on your Windows 10.
      "Hardwaregore of the decade."
      "The antivirus does to your hard drive what bleach does to your intestines."

    • @AJKiesel
      @AJKiesel 3 роки тому +2

      @@None-Trick_Pony Oh noooooooooooooooo!

    • @jeffnussbaum716
      @jeffnussbaum716 3 роки тому +1

      @@None-Trick_Pony You monster.

  • @someguy9284
    @someguy9284 7 років тому +1561

    So Unfriended was the comedy movie and Paul Blart was the horror movie?

    • @angeldreyesdiaz1355
      @angeldreyesdiaz1355 5 років тому +36

      Yes

    • @pseudonymous8702
      @pseudonymous8702 4 роки тому +27

      Watch them both with that in mind, and all of a sudden they work

    • @Dodsodalo
      @Dodsodalo Рік тому +2

      God, I remember when this movie came out and I thought it was dated then.
      Yet, it feels like nothing has changed
      Weird.

  • @do3807
    @do3807 2 роки тому +148

    9:25 "Sorry, cyberbullying... y'know... victims... Whatever..." the way his hand flaps as he barely pretends to care is just perfect lmao

  • @creepyd444
    @creepyd444 9 років тому +300

    Mike Stoklasa is the greatest human being who has ever lived.

    • @user-zf3fc9tn5k
      @user-zf3fc9tn5k 9 років тому

      Whereisthearmynow It should be.

    • @ejkk9513
      @ejkk9513 9 років тому

      +meadslosh rich evans has the most annoying laugh of all time its like a screeching jim carrey from dumb and dumber but worse

    • @ejkk9513
      @ejkk9513 9 років тому

      Well im glad you do cause i cant stand it i skip everytime he laughs

    • @jayah5725
      @jayah5725 8 років тому

      +Tony Midyett And the doctor says that's bad.

    • @fabiobonetta5454
      @fabiobonetta5454 3 місяці тому

      After Abe Lincoln

  • @NTyrzi
    @NTyrzi 9 років тому +601

    unfriended feels like typical shittypasta, but made for the big screen

  • @thomasstanley6101
    @thomasstanley6101 6 років тому +231

    Honestly, I nearly shit my pants laughing when I found out the crux of the revenge plot in Unfriended was that someone killed themselves after they shit their pants.

    • @Guiltyconscience83
      @Guiltyconscience83 3 роки тому +1

      Lol,I started watching it halfway through one night on hbo and when I saw the end I died laughing.

    • @jakedanielsen4512
      @jakedanielsen4512 Рік тому

      Based on a real case with worse bullying too

  • @julianwebb919
    @julianwebb919 8 років тому +628

    I sure can't wait to see "Children of the Corn:The Internet Age"

    • @nkjvbible4926
      @nkjvbible4926 8 років тому +2

      You may have a long wait.

    • @whiterabbit75
      @whiterabbit75 8 років тому +73

      Didn't they worship He Who Types Between The Servers?

    • @connermitchell1663
      @connermitchell1663 4 роки тому +1

      @@sernoddicusthegallant6986 uh oh

    • @leviroch
      @leviroch 4 роки тому +3

      "Children of soy: the diversification"

  • @KneelB4Bacon
    @KneelB4Bacon 9 років тому +249

    "What is the opposite of art?"
    "Paul Blart."
    lol

  • @doommaria
    @doommaria 9 років тому +433

    I hope the Plinkett house lands in my yard. I'm so lonely.

  • @Thegeobot
    @Thegeobot 8 років тому +560

    ''The glitch just typed'' lol

  • @KneelB4Bacon
    @KneelB4Bacon 7 років тому +271

    11:42 Jay: _"I want to see Happy Madison start to make horror movies."_
    Mike: _"They already do,"_
    lol

  • @trtx84
    @trtx84 9 років тому +333

    You wonder what the process is for these movies?
    Adam Sandler and friends decide they need to take a vacation somewhere, so they take a day to come up with a movie set there. The studios then pay them to take a vacation and, time permitting, film a movie.

    • @HughAverageHomoMan
      @HughAverageHomoMan 6 років тому +30

      "Oh hey this mall looks nice, SOMEONE WRITE US A SCRIPT, BOOK A COUPLE PLANES AND PAY US"

    • @bowenorcutt78
      @bowenorcutt78 4 роки тому +21

      Plus paid advertising for wherever the hell they decide to vacation. Win-win for everyone who matters!

    • @robertfitzgerald3118
      @robertfitzgerald3118 4 роки тому +6

      And there are still enough numb nuts that pay money to see these pieces of shit.

  • @Mixedupcrazy1
    @Mixedupcrazy1 9 років тому +816

    Where the hell is "Rich Evans: Mall Cop" ?
    We're waiting.

    • @ayjank2216
      @ayjank2216 5 років тому +33

      He's starred in two already under the pseudonym of Kevin James

    • @EvanzoZubinsky
      @EvanzoZubinsky 4 роки тому +30

      There is "Rich Evans: Space Cop" now, basically same stuff

    • @jozinek876
      @jozinek876 4 роки тому +5

      HOLY CRAP, YESSSS :D, or maybe "Mr. Plinkett: Mall Cop" would be better.

    • @HereticDuo
      @HereticDuo 4 роки тому +4

      Fuck that, give me a Mr Plinket movie

    • @totallynotalpharius2283
      @totallynotalpharius2283 4 роки тому

      It's literally an episode of this with people stealing stuff in the background

  • @Quailiogorath
    @Quailiogorath 5 років тому +187

    "occupation shaming".
    Plinkett has been known to shame toll booth operators from time to time.

    • @micfail2
      @micfail2 4 роки тому +4

      I never understood that, those people usually get really good pay and benefits

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy 3 роки тому +10

      @@micfail2 because they're stuck in a little glass box in the middle of the highway in the middle of nowhere for eight hours every fucking day.

    • @glitchedoom
      @glitchedoom 2 роки тому +5

      Could Rich Evans even get that job?

  • @defyU
    @defyU 4 роки тому +54

    Five years later and Mike's perfectly timed and derisive, "...'Filmmakers'?" still makes me laugh to near tears.

  • @falconer02
    @falconer02 9 років тому +735

    "They should have made a horror movie about Myspace. It would be called 'Ghost Town'".
    I love you guys so much. MORE!

  • @boyhoodtooktwelveyearstoma4236
    @boyhoodtooktwelveyearstoma4236 9 років тому +182

    We need to get Paul Blart working, because he's a funnier character than we've had before. I think it'll work

    • @matthillfromcollege4109
      @matthillfromcollege4109 9 років тому +18

      Well I got the reference at least

    • @TheVengefulEagle
      @TheVengefulEagle 9 років тому +21

      Boyhoodtook twelveyearstomake Paul Blart 2 took 6 years to make, therefore it's half as good as Boyhood.

    • @havlorech
      @havlorech 9 років тому +13

      Boyhoodtook twelveyearstomake Paul Blart is the key to all this.

  • @ionlymadethistoleavecoment1723
    @ionlymadethistoleavecoment1723 7 років тому +277

    This movie accurately depicted the terrible frame rates of Skype. Though it would probably be better if the main character would close some tabs.

  • @Gryffilion
    @Gryffilion 5 років тому +793

    For me, Red Letter Media is about...
    ...it's about awkward pauses.

  • @trisymphony
    @trisymphony 9 років тому +540

    Blart Blart has a 0% critics score on Rotten Tomatoes, but an audience score of currently 51%. That's the really scary part. Because 51% wins in a democracy.

    • @wahey8470
      @wahey8470 7 років тому +49

      Norman Odinson Because we live in a constitutional republic, not a democracy.

    • @theploymaker
      @theploymaker 5 років тому +71

      Wahey Then 51% wins the representative that votes for the bigger representative. Can we not be pedantic assholes about shit, tho?

    • @danieldietrich9969
      @danieldietrich9969 5 років тому +10

      ThePloyMaker's Evil Plans Still not how that works. But good try trying to call someone out I guess?

    • @theploymaker
      @theploymaker 5 років тому +31

      Daniel Dietrich Oh good, another pedantic asshole wants to point out some trivial missing governmental details in a UA-cam comment. Good on you for trying to call someone out though I guess.

    • @jevinday
      @jevinday 5 років тому +6

      Not if you have to win by a certain majority, such as a 2/3 majority

  • @jaffa6711
    @jaffa6711 8 років тому +247

    Paul Blart meets Crank, he must run across the mall getting sugar by any means necessary if he wants to stay awake. At the end of the film he's having a really awkward fist fight after the villain gives him too much insulin.

    • @roetheboat1
      @roetheboat1 4 роки тому +16

      I can see that. At one point, he's starting to have a sugar crash but is chasing someone and can't stop long enough to buy something. Getting desperate, he sees a toddler who is a messy eater and has ice cream all of their face. So he just grabs the kid and starts licking it off their face during the chase.

    • @haroldbalzac6336
      @haroldbalzac6336 3 роки тому +10

      Crank was a great fucking movie.

    • @doomstadt2371
      @doomstadt2371 2 роки тому +2

      You do it at christmas, he inevitably crashes Santa land and eats a bunch of candy canes, and has to fight elves, ends up somehow knocking out Santa, and has to be Santa. He's slowly falling asleep as his sugar levels drop, vould die any moment, and then a messy eater kid steps up and we get the scene The Runaway Script
      suggested. Disgusted moms swarm him and start beating him with purses until he runs off into the next cliche scene.

  • @kidknickers
    @kidknickers 8 років тому +59

    "I hope your Happy Madison check was worth it."
    "Your hotel is associated w Paul Blart."
    Love it! You guys are modern day super heroes!

  • @purvdragon-sensei
    @purvdragon-sensei 8 років тому +434

    Paul Blart: Nail Art.

  • @Smidge204
    @Smidge204 9 років тому +105

    This episode had a lot of uncomfortable yet appropriate silence.

    • @lornaduncan9925
      @lornaduncan9925 9 років тому +28

      Smidge204 Just like the Nomedy in Paul Bland 2

  • @XC11301991
    @XC11301991 9 років тому +568

    Can't wait for the Chat Roulette horror film. We know what it's going to be about.

    • @Grignok
      @Grignok 9 років тому +27

      GSDAkatsuki "The Den" www.imdb.com/title/tt2503154/

    • @hatben
      @hatben 9 років тому +42

      GSDAkatsuki Haunted dicks?

    • @DefaultName-du3kr
      @DefaultName-du3kr 9 років тому +30

      GSDAkatsuki Just dicks for 90 minutes.

    • @jotacostajr
      @jotacostajr 9 років тому +55

      GSDAkatsuki A young woman talks to a middle aged man for a couple of minutes on Chat Roulette, and he starts to obsess over her. Once she insists she wants nothing to do with him and his old man penis he starts killing all her friends. The whole movie is shot from the POV of her Apple Watch, because why not.

    • @jomo999
      @jomo999 9 років тому +10

      GSDAkatsuki Wang in a blender

  • @primetime_al822
    @primetime_al822 7 років тому +207

    I want a remake of Die Hard with Kevin James as John McClane.

    • @RossTheNinja
      @RossTheNinja 5 років тому +72

      Would take some massive air vents

    • @tylerscanlan9229
      @tylerscanlan9229 4 роки тому +17

      @@RossTheNinja underrated comment

    • @HauntFormer
      @HauntFormer 4 роки тому +23

      So the first Paul Blart?

    • @robertbaxley3298
      @robertbaxley3298 4 роки тому +2

      work email Kevin James is legitimately funny. Don’t judge him on the Sandler movies he gets roped in to.

    • @baronvonlimbourgh1716
      @baronvonlimbourgh1716 4 роки тому

      @@Sojaysquad22 you do understand he means @Ross ThenNinja's comment?

  • @MCPeeBoy
    @MCPeeBoy 3 роки тому +20

    "if those three letters of the alphabet could kill themselves they would" I absolutely lost it there. I love these quick witty exchanges those guys have.

  • @FortWhenTeaThyme
    @FortWhenTeaThyme 3 роки тому +31

    28:27 Just noticed the two black crewmembers in the back are like "We're not getting paid enough to fake laugh."

  • @TheZigzagman
    @TheZigzagman 3 роки тому +337

    (not at all) fun fact:
    The ghost in Unfriended filming herself holding up sad signs is a direct reference to Amanda Todd. A *real* girl who made a *real* video exactly like that and then *really* killed herself over stuff way more serious than the "cyberbullying" in this film.
    This movie trivializes and exploits her death to lend its half-assed concept some reality.

    • @subarusumeragikun
      @subarusumeragikun 3 роки тому +32

      The more you know 🌈

    • @atom_gray
      @atom_gray 3 роки тому +10

      *spoilers*

    • @chiefr9627
      @chiefr9627 3 роки тому +23

      @@atom_gray Yes this movie is so rank it spoiled the milk in my fridge.

    • @PwnZombie
      @PwnZombie 3 роки тому +6

      Oh yah, the dumbass who drank bleach 💧 lmao

    • @ryanleninfan1337
      @ryanleninfan1337 3 роки тому +16

      @@PwnZombie you should try lead

  • @darrenthetuber743
    @darrenthetuber743 8 років тому +142

    "no they play for the senior citizen demographic" lmao, that back sas was money

  • @billsanders29
    @billsanders29 8 років тому +43

    "some random persons dad in a movie" is a perfect description for kevin james

  • @Costar58
    @Costar58 8 років тому +556

    I've been a fan of Half in the Bag since they were just a Quarter in a Container.

    • @lzi9452
      @lzi9452 6 років тому +2

      Don Radkos since you've been a fan for so long can you tell me if they purposefully say hacky joked and act horribly at times just to annoy people? Also why does plinkett sound so different in this show?

    • @kayleegregory770
      @kayleegregory770 6 років тому +23

      A fifth in a bucket

    • @Gryffilion
      @Gryffilion 5 років тому +8

      "A fifth in the bucket" is the name of Mike Stoklasa's second EP

    • @RossTheNinja
      @RossTheNinja 5 років тому +1

      2/3rds in a satchel. Coming soon.

  • @prodiggy13
    @prodiggy13 9 років тому +351

    Can't wait till Hollywood makes horror film outta bunch of nerds getting Ventrilo Harrasement while playimg computer games!

    • @z-beeblebrox
      @z-beeblebrox 9 років тому +84

      prodiggy13 "Don't you get it man, don't you see what's happening?! If you die in Call of Duty...you die in real life!"

    • @TheGyromorgian
      @TheGyromorgian 9 років тому +87

      prodiggy13 Get off Vent or I'll have you bent!

    • @Darcco900
      @Darcco900 9 років тому +8

      Pointer!

    • @Bonerlord
      @Bonerlord 9 років тому +67

      BALLS OF STEEL

    • @PaulA-fp3vs
      @PaulA-fp3vs 9 років тому

      prodiggy13 Matbe the producers kid Dead Space. They capture the gameplay and thats the whole movie.

  • @Stuurminator
    @Stuurminator 8 років тому +303

    A lot of horror movies are filled with unsympathetic characters, but usually at least the final girl is supposed to be decent, and the antagonist usually kills indiscriminately so at least if it came up behind you in your theater chair you'd have reason to feel threatened. But in Unfriended, not only is every single character an absolute sack of shit, they are dying *specifically* because they are absolute sacks of shit, so unless you yourself have a hobby of ruining people's lives for shits and giggles, you have no reason to feel even nominally afraid of Facebook ghosts.
    So what at first looks like a horror movie turns out to be...I don't know, a morality tale? There's no possibility of lingering discomfort after the movie ends; once the credits roll, everything is neatly tied up and there's nothing left to think about. It's like it was deliberately designed to be nothing more than a way to kill an hour and a half.

    • @theblurr5495
      @theblurr5495 7 років тому +1

      Bad Voodoo

    • @davidbrasher3595
      @davidbrasher3595 7 років тому +28

      That would make a great movie. A story about some sort of a serial killer or monster or ghost or something who sneaks up behind people who are sitting in chairs in the dark watching horror movies.

    • @jasonfenton8250
      @jasonfenton8250 7 років тому +15

      A lot of horror films have unsympathetic characters and they are always so boring to watch, there's no horror or tension because I can't get invested in the characters.

    • @FanboyFilms
      @FanboyFilms 4 роки тому +1

      So it should have just been called "Housecleaning?"

    • @Bizarro69
      @Bizarro69 4 роки тому

      Yeeeeah but I'm cool with that. Like, action movies do this, a lot. Shoot 'em ups and whatnot.

  • @DitzeeDoo
    @DitzeeDoo 8 років тому +157

    24:12 that guy came in his pants when paul blart got kicked by the horse

    • @troythormond9719
      @troythormond9719 8 років тому +41

      Those clips aren't real.... They can't be real. They aren't real, right? Please tell me someone if those clips were real.

    • @anustart2
      @anustart2 8 років тому +86

      They're reactions to Star Wars The Force Awakens.

    • @robertfitzgerald3118
      @robertfitzgerald3118 4 роки тому +1

      Very similiar to the pinball scene in accused.

    • @leatherface4662
      @leatherface4662 3 роки тому +1

      That guys reaction was more funnier than the clip.

  • @brokenfingers9607
    @brokenfingers9607 Рік тому +6

    The Paul Blart movies together made almost $300M globally. I checked a random great movie I saw recently, The Northman, and that made $70M worldwide. So it's definitely too late for Humanity, GOOD LUCK DOLPHINS.

  • @notch8628
    @notch8628 2 роки тому +16

    Is it bad to rewatch these again and again this is like crack. rich, Mike, and Jay are my pushers

  • @XLuftWaffleX
    @XLuftWaffleX 9 років тому +69

    Unfriended was amazing! It took 12 hours to make!

  • @shadowmane55
    @shadowmane55 2 роки тому +6

    "If those 3 letters in the alphabet could kill themselves they would" 😂

  • @spitefulraven
    @spitefulraven 3 роки тому +28

    Terrifying and gripping, I was on the edge of my seat when Blaire forgot that uTorrent was seeding an episode of SNL in the background &
    she couldn't empty her recycling bin...

  • @videogamenostalgia
    @videogamenostalgia 5 років тому +43

    I always preferred David Lynch's "Paul Blart: Flesh Mall"

  • @laugurinn
    @laugurinn 9 років тому +57

    I've read a couple of times that Kevin James is a really nice and likeable guy off camera and I've come to the conclusion that these are the reasons why he's acting:
    A: Some on the crew find him to be a really likeable dude on set and easy to work with.
    B: The others on the crew, those that hate his guts, get to see and make him fall down a lot.

    • @josiahkendall4492
      @josiahkendall4492 Рік тому +3

      @Starlight Noire Holy crap. I think this is the farthest apart time wise I've ever seen a comment and a reply. As an aside, I can appreciate how Kevin James did a lot of his own stunts. Adam Sandler was barely putting on pants in his movies back then.

  • @xxxCrackerJack501xxx
    @xxxCrackerJack501xxx 2 роки тому +45

    Blart sucks but working as a security guard for several years I can legitimately say the Seth Rogan movie "Observe and Report" is the most accurate depiction of security work ever made, everything from the drug use and unhinged characters to the scene where they beat the shit out of teenagers are all things I've seen at one time or another

    • @aarondavis8943
      @aarondavis8943 Рік тому +2

      Good for Seth. Sounds like he did his research; just as vital for comedies as drama.

    • @xxxCrackerJack501xxx
      @xxxCrackerJack501xxx Рік тому +3

      @@aarondavis8943 Seth was definitely fantastic and perfectly sold the slightly deranged type of guy that is attracted to security work, as for all the other nuances I think it was more likely director/screenwriter Jody Hill to thank, I believe he made another movie that was based on his experience with taekwondo so I'm guessing at some point he (or people he knew) worked in security and told him stories/gave him the ideas that became Observe and Report

  • @bloodrunsclear
    @bloodrunsclear 8 років тому +43

    'I don't remember a single f word!'
    Later...
    'So she's holding up signs that say things like 'F**k All You Guys...'

  • @hanumaniam
    @hanumaniam Рік тому +3

    "If those three letters of the alphabet could kill themselves they would." Mike Stoklasa -Half in the Bag

  • @mikemike9536
    @mikemike9536 7 років тому +19

    I don't know if me watching this about 30 times over the span of a couple of years is a testament to how great these guys are, or just a testament to how much of a loser I am. Maybe both.

  • @fizzify3000
    @fizzify3000 3 роки тому +14

    Anyone else revisit this video as an excellent paring to the annual and enteral podcast “Til Death Do Us Blart”?
    if anyone is curious: “The format is simple. Once a year, every year at American Thanksgiving the five men will watch Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 and record their thoughts, feelings and opinions. These personal expressions will be broadcast as a free, annual podcast. Should a member of the quintet pass away, protocol dictates that his baton must be passed to another, thus fulfilling the promise of five people watching and podcasting Paul Blart 2 from now till the end of linear time.”

  • @DashCat9
    @DashCat9 9 років тому +101

    YOOOOU CAN'T FORCE QUIT YOUR PROOOOGRAAAMS!
    Haha. Amazing.

  • @synarchistcarcinogen4273
    @synarchistcarcinogen4273 6 років тому +123

    Watch Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 while listening to Pink Floyd’s Dark Side of the moon. I did it with a couple of friends and have now ascended to a higher level of existence.

    • @pseudonymous8702
      @pseudonymous8702 4 роки тому +9

      Holy shit, this is actually a thing

    • @NCLgirl2016
      @NCLgirl2016 4 роки тому +21

      The Blart Side of the Moon! A great Thanksgiving tradition I shall practice until I die and then force someone else to keep doing it

    • @Sierra358
      @Sierra358 4 роки тому +7

      @@NCLgirl2016 holy shit lmao I was looking for a comment about death blart

  • @DoctorPorkenfries
    @DoctorPorkenfries 9 років тому +159

    Whenever Adam Sandler looks at Kevin James, he's fantasizing about Chris Farley.
    Like, seriously, that has to be the case, right? All the people who show up in his movies are people who were on SNL at about the same time as him. Rob Schneider, Chris Rock, David Spade, etc. I really do think he kind of just started getting Kevin James because he wants a Chris Farley substitute. Too bad Kevin James isn't funny like Chris Farley was.

    • @JokersRWildStudios
      @JokersRWildStudios 9 років тому +54

      I've been saying this for years. Farley would be doing these parts (for better or worse) if he didn't OD and die, Kevin James would LITERALLY be a mall cop right now if Farley didn't die.

    • @KnuckleHunkybuck
      @KnuckleHunkybuck 5 років тому +35

      @Jokers R Wild Studios
      Kevin James would be living in a van down by the river.

    • @robertfitzgerald3118
      @robertfitzgerald3118 4 роки тому +6

      @@KnuckleHunkybuck and blowing guys for chicken nuggets...

  • @slugofborg6532
    @slugofborg6532 8 років тому +62

    On the internet, nobody knows you're a ghost...

  • @tylerbok6882
    @tylerbok6882 4 роки тому +8

    This was the first ever RLM video I ever saw. Still watching 4 years later

  • @ethzero
    @ethzero 3 роки тому +53

    Fun fact: Paul Blart, Mall Cop is used by medical professionals to verify the success of lobotomies.

  • @taqu
    @taqu 8 років тому +13

    I love the quote "I couldn't take my eyes off the screen" from the Unfriended trailer.
    I know, right! I had to look at a computer screen the whole time!

  • @pepepoopsonthefarright7531
    @pepepoopsonthefarright7531 3 роки тому +30

    unfriended - hilarious
    paul blart 2 - disturbing

  • @Isellsimpsandsimpaccessories
    @Isellsimpsandsimpaccessories 9 років тому +23

    Basically Kevin James' career is he was in a bunch of little shows and then he became friends with Ray Ramano, appeared on the show, then he got his own show.
    Remember that as career advice, kids who want to be actors.
    Bug the hell out of someone and become their "friend" and you will get a gig.

  • @CERTAIND00M
    @CERTAIND00M 9 років тому +14

    ::SIGH:: "Filmmakers?"
    I shed a tear while laughing at that one.

  • @Blastinus
    @Blastinus 7 років тому +47

    So did the movie ever say why they couldn't just, you know, close the laptop, or unplug their modem, or...
    That's the problem with villains that can do whatever is convenient for the plot. If it's literally impossible for the characters to escape, why not just cut directly to the end of the movie when everyone's dead?

  • @patrickdempsey3515
    @patrickdempsey3515 4 роки тому +11

    Till Death Do Us Blart

  • @CravenTHC85
    @CravenTHC85 9 років тому +208

    As a security officer myself, I want to slap the ever loving shit out of Kevin James and Adam Sandler for ruining the entire concept of a movie about contract security. It would have been nice to have something watchable, but this is just embarrassing.

    • @pocketsesmcflurry2146
      @pocketsesmcflurry2146 9 років тому +16

      CravenTHC The first Paul Blart Mall Cop was a rip off of a 2009 dark comedy called Observe and Report starring Seth Rogen, also about a security officer at a mall and considered mucch better. I hope this eases your pain :)

    • @ninjomaniac
      @ninjomaniac 9 років тому +7

      Pocketses McFlurry Paul Blart 1 was released a few months before Observe and Report, which technically makes that the rip-off.

    • @CravenTHC85
      @CravenTHC85 9 років тому +24

      Pocketses McFlurry As a Rogen fan myself, I found Observe and Report shockingly poor. The mood of the movie was all over the place. It didn't know if it was a comedy or a rom-com, and by the end it almost seemed more like a tragedy.
      If I could have anybody make a movie about security guards it would be Broken Lizard. Something along the lines of Super Troopers would be a better vehicle in my opinion.

    • @pocketsesmcflurry2146
      @pocketsesmcflurry2146 9 років тому

      For real? I've had it on my to-watch list for ages so that's pretty disheartening. Better hope Paul Blart 3 doesn't suck ass then

    • @CravenTHC85
      @CravenTHC85 9 років тому +3

      Pocketses McFlurry Yeah I would check a couple reviews before actually devoting almost 2 hours of my time to O&R. Last I checked, it was widely considered one of the worst Rogen films.

  • @schmendrake
    @schmendrake 6 років тому +133

    Try watching Paul blart 2 synced up with dark side of the moon

    • @KnuckleHunkybuck
      @KnuckleHunkybuck 5 років тому +27

      Everyone knows about that. It's called "Dark Side of the Mall".

    • @RossTheNinja
      @RossTheNinja 5 років тому +23

      Blart side of the moon

    • @harry_kaiser
      @harry_kaiser 4 роки тому +13

      Blart side of the mall??

    • @robertfitzgerald3118
      @robertfitzgerald3118 4 роки тому +10

      I would say that if you sync that movie up with someone taking a giant shit would work.

    • @schmendrake
      @schmendrake 3 роки тому +2

      @Jack Marlett hell yeah. only ~2 months till the next episode

  • @grahamnelly3491
    @grahamnelly3491 Рік тому +6

    This one review had more impact on the Wind Resort than the film itself lmao

  • @ghouldishanimal
    @ghouldishanimal 6 років тому +13

    I don't think Mike was really in this episode. I've never seen a more accurate display of a human "on autopilot".

  • @JacobHalton
    @JacobHalton 4 роки тому +10

    UA-cam Video: "Half in the Bag: Hey. Don't you got anything better to do?"
    Me: "No."

  • @jacquiecotillard9699
    @jacquiecotillard9699 2 роки тому +7

    Kevin James’ film career is proof that humanity can be conditioned into any reaction

  • @matthewa2894
    @matthewa2894 2 місяці тому +2

    2:49 thank you for showing us the moment Mike remembers he must drink his beer

  • @famousthaneus9810
    @famousthaneus9810 2 роки тому +4

    I've been going through some of your catalog over the last week, and holy shit is Mike hilarious 😂. Even when the joke itself is terrible, his timing & delivery is flawless. Thank you guys for all of the quality content

  • @Nel_Annette
    @Nel_Annette 9 років тому +14

    Somewhere, in an alternate universe, people are flocking to see the new Chris Farley movie, Paul Blart 2, and Kevin James works as a janitor in a Chuck E. Cheese.

  • @zak22wolftheultramanzenith35
    @zak22wolftheultramanzenith35 4 роки тому +18

    When you don’t watch these in order or follow the lore, and it opens with a flying house tied to a balloon.

  • @danbyrne-szafoni8021
    @danbyrne-szafoni8021 5 років тому +11

    Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 was the first film to receive Nevada's film tax credit, now I get it

  • @s3.14dervision
    @s3.14dervision Рік тому +3

    I saw the first Paul Blart and it was so depressing I got a prescription for Prozac the next day!

  • @mewmedic
    @mewmedic 9 років тому +17

    How many times have these two escaped death? Who knew reviewing movies could be so dangerous? We need to save them.

  • @lplumptree
    @lplumptree 6 років тому +9

    “They unfriended Laura Palmer” - 11:55 , this movie is the true prequel to Twin Peaks

  • @ryanbmx5
    @ryanbmx5 5 років тому +5

    @28:20 - That's some comedy gold right there! 😂
    "When do the checks come in?"
    *resumes loud forced laughter until paid*

  • @MetalTrenches
    @MetalTrenches 3 роки тому +12

    “I want to see Happy Madison start to make horror movies.” Once again clairvoyant RLM predicts Hubie Halloween

  • @BigJim11791
    @BigJim11791 9 років тому +38

    Red Letter Media makes the world a better place.

  • @rafaeledwards6496
    @rafaeledwards6496 Рік тому +4

    I’m so glad about not having to watch movies anymore
    Thank you guys

  • @jacobfalardeau676
    @jacobfalardeau676 Рік тому +2

    If Unfriended was first and foremost a horror-comedy, it could have been one of the best movies ever made. "WELL THE GLITCH JUST TYPED" is actually one of the funniest goddamn lines in anything ever.

  • @Retales
    @Retales Рік тому +7

    22:41 "I don't know where Kevin James came from, other than a fat woman's vagina"
    I'm glad I'm back in the Half in the Bag rabbit hole

  • @Wintermute01001
    @Wintermute01001 9 років тому +8

    I just had a dark vision of Happy Madison doing an Avengers-style crossover with Paul Blart, Joe Dirt, Deuce Bigalow, and Jill from "Jack and Jill."

    • @joshbaker1581
      @joshbaker1581 7 місяців тому

      That film should be made and used in C.I.A terrorist interrogations

  • @thelovebelow3378
    @thelovebelow3378 9 років тому +37

    Oh boy, new half in the bag B^)))

    • @tinyturnip7676
      @tinyturnip7676 9 років тому +1

      Tytus Hamilton fuck yeah new hitb!!

    • @thelovebelow3378
      @thelovebelow3378 9 років тому

      Joe Jr. I love the narative they weave between episodes

  • @1chiTheKiller
    @1chiTheKiller 3 роки тому +5

    Watching an older episode when they hadn't really done anything super crazy with the storylines, and then I click on this episode and it starts out with the house flying through the city in the first shot and I just cracked up.

  • @chrisbg99
    @chrisbg99 7 років тому +6

    I remember when Paul Blartt 2 and Unfriended were in theaters. They were playing to empty screens while I went to see Riff Trax Presents Time Chasers.

  • @JTeam45
    @JTeam45 3 роки тому +7

    Hard to believe that this was 5 years ago. RLM has managed to be timeless.

  • @ultimaT
    @ultimaT 5 років тому +7

    "the lite version of the fat guy" LMAO Mike comes up with some amazing things.

  • @kingsleycy3450
    @kingsleycy3450 Рік тому +5

    Is Mike implying that Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 is cynically made and devoid of artistic value???

  • @thatguyseb8824
    @thatguyseb8824 2 роки тому +4

    Mr Plinkett: "Hey, don't you got anything better to do?"
    Me, sitting here isolating while I'm sick with covid: "No, not really."

  • @jimitaco1303
    @jimitaco1303 5 років тому +8

    Chris Kattan looks like he was assembled from spare parts lying around at the "Zach Braff Factory."

  • @FindlesMusic
    @FindlesMusic 9 років тому +3

    You guys were hilarious this episode. Awesome job!

  • @hinasakukimi
    @hinasakukimi 8 років тому +372

    jesus christ those guys reacting to the trailer made me want to die

    • @SaintSC05
      @SaintSC05 8 років тому +135

      Those were reactions to Star Wars the Force Awakens

    • @hinasakukimi
      @hinasakukimi 8 років тому +184

      SaintSC05 i still want death

    • @hinasakukimi
      @hinasakukimi 8 років тому +29

      Jawpz thank

    • @bul13ts
      @bul13ts 7 років тому +22

      To be fair... I had just little enough faith in humanity to believe it too.

    • @ricksanchez6370
      @ricksanchez6370 6 років тому +3

      It made me want to kill them.

  • @theyellowlightsaber3193
    @theyellowlightsaber3193 3 роки тому +6

    Kevin James started on Everybody Loves Raymond where he played a van delivery guy and it was THAT character who then became the King of Queens character and lifted his profile so if you want someone to blame for Kevin James career blame Ray Romano...