"Something went horribly wrong in an underground lab, we didn't get the blast doors closed in time and this thing chewed it's way to the surface.." Classic Patton, LMAO!
It would be awesome if kfc hired Patton to be colonel sanders in a commercial just to bring this joke full circle + i bet he could make a great bit out of the experience
Wouldn’t be anymore out of place then the ceasars sports book commercials he’s in. Like seriously, who’s thinks betting on pro sports and says “get patton!”?
@@TheWalkingDavid it could be Keto friendly, with real pieces of bacon in every other can ( like a flavor surprise... not a choking hazard and the FDA said so!)...
Andres wolfgang, you should know or at least look at a map of America, if you think even western Michigan is the midwest, well i’m sorry but as some one from the other side of Michigan and now in southwestern Florida, Michigan on either east or west side should be considered midwest, the mid west is the plains, like kansas the dakotas and parts of texas
The Mega-Leg reminds me of when a Bojangle's 4-piece dinner took two boxes to take away: One to hold 3 pieces of chicken; the other to hold the 4th, plus your side item and biscuit. This was during the years when their commercial jingle was "Bo-jangles! Just gotta have more!"
SirtoSky the led the ancient Romans got was from lead acetate or sugar of lead which was kind of an artificial sweetener in their wine late they didn't just grind up lead and put it on their food
One constant that seems to be true of all mediums - books, tv, movies, internet videos, whatever - is that the most creative and artistic stuff we do is almost NEVER what creative people are most known for during their time. No, the stuff we're most known for is always some of the stupidest shit we've ever made. 🤣
It's kinda funny that as he was talking about depressed eating I was dipping string cheese into barbeque sauce with one hand, and grabbing semi sweet cooking chocolates with the other, all while I was supposed to be in bed sleeping.
They saw the success of the El Polo Loco bowls (Spanish rice, pinto beans, and pieces of grilled chicken) and tried to copy it without changing the ingredients they had on hand.
This reminds me of a skit I thought was called "Trough and Swill", SNL(?), in which, for company lunch time, the work friends decide to go to the Trough & Swill, again, where the cuisine consists of a giant trough of chili and big barrels of beer, with neither plates and utensils, or beverage containers. I, too, thought these ads a joke when I first saw them, same with McDonald's "McWraps", hearing only "McCraps". Is everyone high at these pitch meetings!?
People from the Midwest and South would definitely eat the megaleg...most of them only eat chicken legs .....cuz "IT'S THE ONLY PIECE OF CHCIK-KIN WHAT GOTS ITS OWN HANDLE!!" You just know there's a rancher down south trying to crossbreed a chicken and a spider to get a chicken with 8 drumsticks, and if he succeeds he WILL become a billionaire......
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"Something went horribly wrong in an underground lab, we didn't get the blast doors closed in time and this thing chewed it's way to the surface.."
Classic Patton, LMAO!
"We had to bring in the black helicopters and the Justice League..."
MEGALEG: Once again, you have failed me, Starscream
It would be awesome if kfc hired Patton to be colonel sanders in a commercial just to bring this joke full circle + i bet he could make a great bit out of the experience
Yeah, bro. Awesome.
And then he either chokes to death or has a massive heart attack from the food, at which point the drag another Sanders out of the cloning tanks.
Wouldn’t be anymore out of place then the ceasars sports book commercials he’s in. Like seriously, who’s thinks betting on pro sports and says “get patton!”?
He'd never be a corporate pawn.
“Are chicken legs supposed to be that big?”
“No, they’re not!”
“If we’re talking a velociraptor maybe, but i don’t see Chris Pratt advertising these so no they’re not supposed to be that big.”
It's all in his delivery, implying an earnest KFC rep who can't help giggling in shock at the horror his company has wrought.
I abso-LUTELY LOVE that he can say ".. a Tim and Eric bit" and the crowd knew exactly what he meant.
Probably the most unlikely self-made celebrities of our time. Other than maybe Eric Andre.
what up Ranch Du Bois?
Tim and Eric!
Awesome show!
Great job!
@rgtrooper13 kinda the point of his comment jackass
The scary part is that the Double Down really is an improvised chicken cordon bleu.
Mother of Madoka, it is.
I saw Patton live a couple years ago and he closed with the Mega-Leg bit... I could not breathe I was laughing so hard.
"We couldn't get the blast doors closed in time" is when I literally choked on my coffee.
My favorite bit is when he reads notes that came with gifts from his relative. Ends up with a plastic owl to close the story.
I literally started reading the Blast Doors comment at the same time he said it in the video - Felt like I was reading alongside 😄
Are chicken legs supposed to be that big???
@@Tigerman1138 no they’re not!
What a name dropper! He refers to two of my favorite, beautiful, actresses; Leviathan and Asmodeus.
No love for Megaleg?
Patton is aging like a fine wine.
possibly the best Oswalt bit ever, and that is saying a lot.
Real-life resident of Ponca City, Oklahoma checking in to say how disappointed I am that our KFC does NOT, in fact, have bavon-flavored Sprite.
or eyelid boils
Edmond, OK here 🤘🏼 and you are right... no bacon flavored sprite... that would be a major hit
@@TheWalkingDavid it could be Keto friendly, with real pieces of bacon in every other can ( like a flavor surprise... not a choking hazard and the FDA said so!)...
@@TheWalkingDavid there's a place in Arcadia Oklahoma that actually sells bacon flavored cola it's a place called pops
Don't tease me
Has anyone seen him live? Hands down one of the funniest people alive today. Saw him in Orlando and I couldn't stop laughing the whole time.
I've seen Patton Oswalt a number of times. He once commented on my SM post on FB
We have had the pleasure of seeing him live and it was easily one of the best shows I've EVER been to.
MEGA-LEG!!!!
Arguably the funniest bit I've heard In a long time
The awkward moment when this video has a KFC pre-roll ad...
The ads are based on your search history, moron
You must love KFC buddy 😂
I’m in the Midwest and yeah that’s accurate 😂 We get some crazy things here
I love the biblical reference. Mega leg laid waste the cities of man LMAO
Sami Hanna haha me too, he's so eloquent.
That thing about the Midwest is so true. I'm from western Michigan and we do in fact have bacon soda. It's nuts.
As a Canadian, I have to ask about the taste...
do you guys have soda-flavored nuts then?
Andres wolfgang, you should know or at least look at a map of America, if you think even western Michigan is the midwest, well i’m sorry but as some one from the other side of Michigan and now in southwestern Florida, Michigan on either east or west side should be considered midwest, the mid west is the plains, like kansas the dakotas and parts of texas
@@drw4ever57 I'm from Michigan and it absolutely is part of the Midwest.
I love your food, KFC.
"PROVE IT BY BURNING YOURSELF!!"
As a word nerd, Patton's use of language is like watching Picasso paint! 👌🏾
Lol he must've really gotten to you with the word ass-teeth
Caligula crazy got me.
Bacon flavored sprite?
More like Jackson Pollack.
Try listening to a Jordan
Peterson lecture
That Mega-Leg story is terrifying, KFC is the Umbrella Corporation of fast food and I say this as someone who fucking WORKS at KFC
You've been in the belly of the beast. lol
Evan Goch Thankfully the Double-Down was discontinued a few years ago....doesn't stop the employees from making their own, though.
Did they use the t-virus to create the megaleg
I love this album for this bit alone.
+Mark Radulich so funny. The bobble head mafia message xD
The Mega-Leg reminds me of when a Bojangle's 4-piece dinner took two boxes to take away: One to hold 3 pieces of chicken; the other to hold the 4th, plus your side item and biscuit. This was during the years when their commercial jingle was "Bo-jangles! Just gotta have more!"
I come back to this one once in a while it’s still funny
Fun fact: Megaleg is also the name of a boss fight in Super Mario Galaxy
I know that I'm the only one that cares...but Imma say it anyways
they send you a bobblehead it means "Patton Oswalt sleeps with the fishes"
I look forward to part 3, because KFC is now working on vegetarian chicken.
The two faces on either side of the center piece of the pic look like Bobby from King of the Hill.
Dangit Bobby.
I like this drawing of his face in the thumbnail.
a combination of sophistication and depression ;)
I seriously injured myself laughing while listening to this.
Now they have glazed donuts fried chicken sandwiches.
Mega-Leg for President!
Eyelid boils and ass teeth. Best morning radio duo ever.
it means you will sleep wit the fillet of fishes
Yes, yes, and yes. The DoubleDown should also come with a side of lead (Pb) seasoning to make it really Caligula/Roman emperor cuisine.
SirtoSky the led the ancient Romans got was from lead acetate or sugar of lead which was kind of an artificial sweetener in their wine late they didn't just grind up lead and put it on their food
Does it come with burning coals to head up the leg to burn one’s self.
One constant that seems to be true of all mediums - books, tv, movies, internet videos, whatever - is that the most creative and artistic stuff we do is almost NEVER what creative people are most known for during their time. No, the stuff we're most known for is always some of the stupidest shit we've ever made. 🤣
It's kinda funny that as he was talking about depressed eating I was dipping string cheese into barbeque sauce with one hand, and grabbing semi sweet cooking chocolates with the other, all while I was supposed to be in bed sleeping.
Canada doesn't have famous bowls, because poutine.
Poutine is best. The u.s. is so behind.
What does Vladimir Poutine have to do with anything?
Yeah. We don't care Canada.
Yeah, but you’re still Canada. You also don’t have to worry about a medical bill causing you to go into bankruptcy either. USA #1!!! USA! USA! USA!!!
@@NobodyNowhereKnowhow healthcare is more expensive than in Canada, since so much of it is not avaliable.
If I ever went to jail, ass teeth would be awesome
So that when you toss someone's salad, you can also make out with them?
@@jondunmore4268 Underrated comment
Well, you’d be...safe? 🍑
Something went horribly wrong😂😂 when the mega leg was created...I fuckin lost it haha!
When I first moved to CA, I experienced my first all u can eat KFC, I thought I was in heaven.
I love that I have a KFC ad on my sidebar while listening to this
Wow what a mind blower
A mind bowler
The double down is back baby!!!
They saw the success of the El Polo Loco bowls (Spanish rice, pinto beans, and pieces of grilled chicken) and tried to copy it without changing the ingredients they had on hand.
NoExitLoveNow
Ass Teeth are NOT an ingredient found at a KFC!
Caligula crazy, lol!
Black helicopters and The Justice League!!! Maybe the Justice league movie should've been about them stopping the Mega-Leg instead of Steppenwolf!!!
The sad thing is, he jokes about the bacon flavored soda, but that's actually a real thing. Maybe not Sprite, but there is bacon flavored soda.
metal134 and one day, I'm going to invent bacon flavoured ice cream.
13 people don't understand brilliant comedy.
Having a double down as I listen to this. lol
"Ass teeth."
i remember when 4chan went absolutely apeshit over the double down. XD
I'm pretty sure everyone went apeshit over that..... it's just.... too much to not go for.
what's with this artwork? Bobby hill is flanking him to the left and right.
Looks like the guy from Man vs Food
oh in the middle? so it's man vs food with bobby hill on the left and the right. I feel ya
“We couldn’t get the blast doors closed in time” …. I can’t
Try the new product: Mashed potato and gravy enema.
How am I just now discovering this!? Amazing. Thank you.
I want a god damned MEGALEG!
make a bobble head let him know. lmfao
Not enough comedy routines end with the four words: "Chloe Sevigny Ass Teeth."
i smile when i eat a famous bowl
I saw a KFC commercial recently for the cheetos sandwhich would like to here pattons opinion.
I think it’s another fuck you Patton item. KFC isn’t over him yet lol
This reminds me of a skit I thought was called "Trough and Swill", SNL(?), in which, for company lunch time, the work friends decide to go to the Trough & Swill, again, where the cuisine consists of a giant trough of chili and big barrels of beer, with neither plates and utensils, or beverage containers.
I, too, thought these ads a joke when I first saw them, same with McDonald's "McWraps", hearing only "McCraps".
Is everyone high at these pitch meetings!?
holy shit! that last 15 second knocked me out of my chair. rotflmao
People from the Midwest and South would definitely eat the megaleg...most of them only eat chicken legs .....cuz "IT'S THE ONLY PIECE OF CHCIK-KIN WHAT GOTS ITS OWN HANDLE!!" You just know there's a rancher down south trying to crossbreed a chicken and a spider to get a chicken with 8 drumsticks, and if he succeeds he WILL become a billionaire......
"No, they're not!"
6:09 to 6:25. I laugh hysterically every time!
ALL HAIL MEGA-LEG !
They have a double down hotdog now 🤣
In tears
That was the funniest standup I've ever heard
Patton, I want your input on KFC's new chicken corsage. Please, please, please make this happen. I'm begging you.
***** christ on a fucking cross. the only thing sadder than this is the fact that as i am typing this...THEY ARE SOLD OUT. -__-
OH MY GOD THIS IS A REAL THING
I Just saw this and I was on the floor as I'm typing this tears are in my eyes OMG!!LOLOLOL!
It's crazy to think that a guy made millions of dollars by thinking up, "I dunno, fuck it. Just put all that shit in a bowl."
Nobody tell Patton the Double Down came back this year.
I gotta try it 😅
"got the eyelid boils to prove it" thats funny.
That bobblehead is a CRAZY power move
It's in Louisville because that multi billion dollar company Yum, is headquartered in Louisville.
...I miss the Double Down...
man this dude is funny as hell
Who the hell has ever smiled because their meal was good?
Holy shit, the terrible Batman villain "Farmer Brown" is coming to real life with the Mega Leg from KFC.
When you get a Taco Bell add for this 😂
The kfc bowl isnt about sadness, its about convenience and not dishes left over afterwards
Still funny!!🤣🤣🤣
I'm a Big Fan
now theres the hotdog wrapped in chicken
“Chloe Sevigny ASS TEETH.” I choked on my cocoa Krispies.
Bacon flavored cocoa krispies
It's 2023, and this is my introduction to the KFC "Famous" bowl. So glad I don't watch TV.
Bobble head of you is bakyard Mafia-slang "you're gonna sleep with the fishes"
Funny as hell...
IMA SPLIT ACES IN MA COLON
S'POSSTABE YA PANCREAS
@@scooterdooter Yeah, you double down in your colon.
i fucken love this story so much!!
I can confirm that the kfc test kitchen store is real.
Bacon flavored sprite lmao 😆
The Double Down was literally a double down on their ridiculous food ideas.
Hilarious
Because of Patton i tried KFC bowls. . Tgey should sponsor him...
I got to try that Mega Leg
Yum Brands is sending a FAST FOOD Mafia message! 2:30
I've got one of fluffy. I need to buy his from KFC?
I had a double down and it triggered a gall bladder attack
Just throw it in a bowl .....lol 😂😅😀
Just when I think humanity is learning