Allied Races: Zandalari Trolls - “We’re not like other trolls, we’re muscular and have good posture! We have cool loa worship passives, and we can heal to full health whilst our enemy is stunned. All the normie trolls are just trash!” (Said as a Zandalari player) Vulpera - “We’re just so nice with their bushy tails and cute big ears, I’m so glad that they decided to give an alternative to worgen, the options for ERP are expanded quite a lot by Vulpera” Nightborne - “I wanted to play a night elf but all my friends are on Horde” Maghar Orcs - “We just look cooler standing straight and having red skin instead of that ugly green. And look at this body paint: I am such a badass”
Kul Tiran Humans - “We're Cooler than Those in Stormwind !!! We Can Get Drunk Like Pandaren !!!” Void Elves - “A Lot of ERP Hentai Potential! Ladies Love That !!!” Mechagnomes = [ *_“I Hate Them Even More Than Regular Ones !!!”_* ] - Interviewer Lightforged Draenei - “We're Shinier Than Those in Exodar and Outland. LITERALLY SPEAKING!!! We're Very Kinky and Thus MOST Popular In ERP !!!”
Um you forgot highmountain Tauren, though I guess they are the same as normal Tauren but with moose antlers. But at any rate, I think the allied races for Horde are way cooler, I’d also rather be a Vulpera than some weird disproportionate gnome or ugly goblin, what with the cute ears and tail and all. And the fact they get pretty much a third hearth ability that can be set up wherever out doors. 😋
I remember one dude that made machinima a long time ago... I think it was Chinese... But anyway, one of the jokes was precisely that "Mr. Aha" was an undead without lower jaw that was super wise and a genius investigator... But no one could understand him because all he could say was "Aha".
@@TenzinBeifongIII Yep this is a reupload 0:46 see theres no allied races? this is at the very least a legion or bfa era video. with some redubbing i think? some of these voices dont match what i remember
Alliance in a nutshell: Human: Boring Night elves: Tree hippies Dwarves: Only good race Gnomes: target practice Draenei: Russian octopus space goats (just threw all that at a wall) Worgen: Humans with furry mode Void elves: not high elves Dark iron dwarves: Same thing but on fire Kul Tiran: Token fat race to be inclusive Mechagnomes: Nightmare fuel, must kill Lightforge Draenei: Russian octopus space goats catholic cousins
my main in vanilla was a troll and I will always liked trolls the most even though I played almost all races as mains except dwarves and the new allied races. I did play highmountain tauren though as main but don't think I mained any of the other new ones
How the Horde came to be the more popular faction is beyond me. Worse music (can only listen to grunts and drums so many times before it gets old). Worse aesthetics (mud huts and spikes, cool cool, anything else? nope) Took a decade for the Horde male races to stand up straight. They tend to be a bunch of genocidal pricks in the lore, their 'good' characters get killed off or put on the bench. Biggest probable reason I can ever come to is that enough people were swayed by racial ability power that the snowball effect of players swapping (easily with faction transfer) was too difficult to overcome. What was 55/45 in previous expacs became 60/40, then 65/35 and there's just no coming back from that.
I personally loved WC3 and Thrall establishing the new horde, allying with the Trolls, Tauren and building up Orgrimmar. Kinda felt like a grass-roots faction.
@@alexrodrigues4775 WoW is a PvE majority game. We got to this situation in the first place because horde had better PvE racials for many expacs in a row. Then Will to Survive getting nerfed sure didn't help matters, but i don't think making Ally 'the PvP faction' again would help that much
Sorry mate but you need to open your eyes and engage your brain , this is the " Nixiom Machinima " Channel not the " Nixiom " Channel .... All of his Machinima is going to be on here instead of his main Channel so he is transferring all of his old Machinima to here and all new Machinima will be on here . I managed to work this out without the anyone explaining it to me .
Undead got mega poor costumize dwatfs to blizaard need add more bloood elf and night Born both ar mana drug elfs new races ar re color shud be more not same bodys
Still waiting for the People of the Legion.
2:14 "and its the forsaken, that log into their alliance alt account and call you the N-word!"
Allied Races:
Zandalari Trolls - “We’re not like other trolls, we’re muscular and have good posture! We have cool loa worship passives, and we can heal to full health whilst our enemy is stunned. All the normie trolls are just trash!” (Said as a Zandalari player)
Vulpera - “We’re just so nice with their bushy tails and cute big ears, I’m so glad that they decided to give an alternative to worgen, the options for ERP are expanded quite a lot by Vulpera”
Nightborne - “I wanted to play a night elf but all my friends are on Horde”
Maghar Orcs - “We just look cooler standing straight and having red skin instead of that ugly green. And look at this body paint: I am such a badass”
Kul Tiran Humans - “We're Cooler than Those in Stormwind !!! We Can Get Drunk Like Pandaren !!!”
Void Elves - “A Lot of ERP Hentai Potential! Ladies Love That !!!”
Mechagnomes = [ *_“I Hate Them Even More Than Regular Ones !!!”_* ] - Interviewer
Lightforged Draenei - “We're Shinier Than Those in Exodar and Outland. LITERALLY SPEAKING!!! We're Very Kinky and Thus MOST Popular In ERP !!!”
Um you forgot highmountain Tauren, though I guess they are the same as normal Tauren but with moose antlers. But at any rate, I think the allied races for Horde are way cooler, I’d also rather be a Vulpera than some weird disproportionate gnome or ugly goblin, what with the cute ears and tail and all. And the fact they get pretty much a third hearth ability that can be set up wherever out doors. 😋
zandalari: ''dinossaurs are cool''
Zandalari troll : Zandalar foreva!!!
Vulpera : furry
Nightborne : yeah we're horde's night elf...
Maghar Orc : I ❤️ Garrosh
High mountain tauren : Canadian
Kul'Tiran : I'm thick bois!
Void elf : we are blood elf but alliance
Light forge dreanei : dreanei but cooler
Blackiron dwarf : HASHUT HASHUT HASHUT!!! (Chaos Dwarf fan)
Mechagnorme : I like steampunk.
Rolling my eyes at the mooving on pun, but laughing so hard at that's queasy toy noise right after!
"We Blood Elves are the most human looking and that's why people play us."
That’s why you play maybe
The tauren segment had me dying 😂
Did u find it… aMOOsing..?
The tauren's puns were actually really funny.
found the tauren
I was hoping for a blood elf in a scantily clad outfit... We know that's how we all enjoy belfs lol
Yeah but that's too easy
that " ehehuw uuh" before blood elves 🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂
Seriously though...
How the hell are Undead with no lower jaw able to talk?
tongue physics
I remember one dude that made machinima a long time ago... I think it was Chinese... But anyway, one of the jokes was precisely that "Mr. Aha" was an undead without lower jaw that was super wise and a genius investigator... But no one could understand him because all he could say was "Aha".
He can speak without the lower jaw the same way he's able to walk around even tho he's dead.
Let's just end this once and for all please...
Throat...
Dark magic. Lol
As a troll player, I can confirm 100% that we're like that IRL.
The goblin charging for the interview 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Babe wake up, new Nixxiom machinima dropped
"new"
08:09 Oh, Horde in Broken Shore. Legion.
lmao i remember watching this ages ago and its not any less funny
PTR Ursoc cries in agony at all the Tauren puns.
Yeah... That Pandaren sounds about right xD
Jesus christ that orc clap is fuckin hilarious
You know you need is a competent character probably night elf with a thick southern u.s. accent
Thx for making machinimas again
Isn't this just a reupload? I swear I watched this video like 5 years ago
@@TenzinBeifongIII Yep this is a reupload 0:46 see theres no allied races? this is at the very least a legion or bfa era video. with some redubbing i think? some of these voices dont match what i remember
Nope, this is a Warlords-era machinima; the lighting is a dead giveaway. This is also a re-upload of the exact original, I believe.
So... you''re just gonna ignore the Nightborne and the Vulpera? :D
it's a re-upload, first time it was made was before they came out
I believe this machinima was made around Legion or WoD
Low key wish there was one for the new allied races
🤣
New people of the horde
Alliance in a nutshell:
Human: Boring
Night elves: Tree hippies
Dwarves: Only good race
Gnomes: target practice
Draenei: Russian octopus space goats (just threw all that at a wall)
Worgen: Humans with furry mode
Void elves: not high elves
Dark iron dwarves: Same thing but on fire
Kul Tiran: Token fat race to be inclusive
Mechagnomes: Nightmare fuel, must kill
Lightforge Draenei: Russian octopus space goats catholic cousins
Dwarves: Drunks
Dark iron dwarves: Same thing but on fire
@@AlexB.778 yes, that's why their the only good race
The forsaken are actually superior 💀
That ending...
Still Waiting For the People of the Scourge
my main in vanilla was a troll and I will always liked trolls the most even though I played almost all races as mains except dwarves and the new allied races. I did play highmountain tauren though as main but don't think I mained any of the other new ones
For me it's the cities and zones that keep me alliance instead of horde.
for me it’s entirely being a worgen that keeps me alliance lol
i felt like iv seen this before........
Undead = Master race
I feel bad for Horde mains XD
Wait Baine Bloodhoof wasn't killed only his dad. forgive me for "Cairne" too much about it. :D
wait this is really old right?
Pandaren are good people deep inside :v
isnt this a reupload?
Wtf? Is the joke about a plank with a nail a famous one? I believe I've seen it somewhere
Or is this a reupload
How the Horde came to be the more popular faction is beyond me.
Worse music (can only listen to grunts and drums so many times before it gets old). Worse aesthetics (mud huts and spikes, cool cool, anything else? nope)
Took a decade for the Horde male races to stand up straight. They tend to be a bunch of genocidal pricks in the lore, their 'good' characters get killed off or put on the bench.
Biggest probable reason I can ever come to is that enough people were swayed by racial ability power that the snowball effect of players swapping (easily with faction transfer) was too difficult to overcome. What was 55/45 in previous expacs became 60/40, then 65/35 and there's just no coming back from that.
Because it’s the closest thing I could get to being evil. If scourge or legion was an option, I’d have picked that.
Just make Alliance racials better at pvp, everyone would switch
I personally loved WC3 and Thrall establishing the new horde, allying with the Trolls, Tauren and building up Orgrimmar. Kinda felt like a grass-roots faction.
@@alexrodrigues4775 WoW is a PvE majority game. We got to this situation in the first place because horde had better PvE racials for many expacs in a row. Then Will to Survive getting nerfed sure didn't help matters, but i don't think making Ally 'the PvP faction' again would help that much
it's a victim mentality thing, the alliance is the favorite child of bilzzard, so we always have something to complain about.
Is this a reupload?
Tauren best horde.
Hail all
reupload?
Sorry mate but you need to open your eyes and engage your brain , this is the " Nixiom Machinima " Channel not the " Nixiom " Channel .... All of his Machinima is going to be on here instead of his main Channel so he is transferring all of his old Machinima to here and all new Machinima will be on here . I managed to work this out without the anyone explaining it to me .
@@PhilipKerry Whos the anyone?
@@leebayliss2692 The ones related to the everyone .......
Quality of the voice acting and videos has dropped.
Almost 50% of the horde is a female BE because of… manliness lol
First
Wrong. No People. Kids of The Horde. Only Kids Picking keks
Reality: 99% of retail players play horde because they're the go to minmaxing faction since Legion in both PVP and PVE. Thanks Blizzard!
Blood elf should be a female with male voice
Blood Elfs mans loke liek total gays🤣
Sucks Blizzard ar total noobs goblins shudnnot use magic they not mana race this why they build stuff
And whers re color crep races and the furry foxes hehehe
FAT Kung fu panda shud be netrual race not alliance not horde
Undead got mega poor costumize dwatfs to blizaard need add more bloood elf and night Born both ar mana drug elfs new races ar re color shud be more not same bodys
Nice but blood elfs are arrogant and cocky AF !