Finally, Some Real Food [Northernlion Tries Cooking Simulator] (Twitch VOD)

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  • Опубліковано 22 жов 2024

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  • @moonman7044
    @moonman7044 5 років тому +508

    NL, my man. Just wanna say that you're channel has been ON POINT recently. Variety with short series was definitely the way to go.

    • @MegaNightmare4
      @MegaNightmare4 5 років тому +17

      Couldn't agree more. I like NL but I stopped watching his channel for a solid year because it was nothing but Isaac and PUBG

    • @pashminaa
      @pashminaa 5 років тому +11

      MegaNightmare4 100% agree, I love Binding of Isaac but NL going for the variety play? Definitely a channel reviver

  • @LaMereACaniche
    @LaMereACaniche 5 років тому +384

    "Hafu, you watchin'?" as he was about to boil water killed me.

    • @umbaupause
      @umbaupause 5 років тому +8

      Someone will link it to her, and she WILL watch :D

    • @gamefan1353
      @gamefan1353 5 років тому +28

      As he proceeds to put the salt container in the water no less.

    • @SmolSnake
      @SmolSnake 5 років тому +7

      15:33 fellow kids

    • @phyrandria6418
      @phyrandria6418 5 років тому +2

      it was great

  • @noatiendoboludos
    @noatiendoboludos 5 років тому +240

    Jesus Christ man, NL's channel is crushing it lately. And the """clickbaity""" titles are hilarious

  • @IkEisawesome7
    @IkEisawesome7 5 років тому +119

    When he tried to put the bowl on the plate and just shattered the bowl I lost it

    • @Vulgy44
      @Vulgy44 5 років тому +5

      if it ain’t broke don’t fix it

    • @duelviper9871
      @duelviper9871 5 років тому +5

      i was laughing for 5 mins straight it was SO GOOD

  • @shadowsong19
    @shadowsong19 5 років тому +114

    49:05 80 grams of parsley..

    • @cartmansnipples
      @cartmansnipples 5 років тому +21

      I just fell on my floor crying this is God tier NL

    • @ChargeQM
      @ChargeQM 5 років тому +12

      "I DON'T WANNA WASTE MY TIME..."

    • @shadowsong19
      @shadowsong19 5 років тому +4

      Classic egglord. Then He blended all the veggies together in the soup. I facepalmed so hard it hurts.

    • @fahr
      @fahr 5 років тому +9

      should have specified "root parsley"

    • @ArenDsiire
      @ArenDsiire 5 років тому +16

      For real I have never heard of parsnips being referred to as parsley; I was as confused as NL!

  • @greatorder
    @greatorder 5 років тому +52

    "Hang on one second, I'm just gonna go yeet this pot clean"

  • @ErrorPlaysHD
    @ErrorPlaysHD 5 років тому +37

    Hands down the funniest video in a while

    • @toonsandro
      @toonsandro 5 років тому +1

      I miss the scrwdriver

    • @Kokonutzlz
      @Kokonutzlz 5 років тому

      @@toonsandro How about his homebrewed beer?

  • @jacksonwolf34
    @jacksonwolf34 5 років тому +37

    Watching him dump all those parsley leaves into the dish I thought, Mr. Ramsey isn’t going to be too pleased with this

  • @bryanolson5200
    @bryanolson5200 5 років тому +14

    *flips 3 slices of lemon off plate* *stops mid sentence* "thats alright. dont worry about it."

  • @lolzforlunch
    @lolzforlunch 5 років тому +54

    That whole tomato soup debacle is what hell must feel like

    • @ChargeQM
      @ChargeQM 5 років тому +17

      "That's way too much!"

  • @tritiumH3
    @tritiumH3 5 років тому +28

    "You watching, Hafu?" (dumps entire container of salt in water)

  • @mewtwotwo2222
    @mewtwotwo2222 5 років тому +53

    wouldn't mind more of this
    but i dont expect it

  • @dan240393
    @dan240393 5 років тому +13

    The staggering amount of time I could have saved, had I only know that, instead of washing them, I could clean pans by simply flinging them at the roof.

  • @zandeis
    @zandeis 5 років тому +32

    actually laughing out loud when he dropped those lemons

  • @Lovelykochi
    @Lovelykochi 5 років тому +36

    Touch it. TOUCH IT.
    It’s cold, chef... :(

  • @ninabina98
    @ninabina98 5 років тому +8

    That tomato soup looked like watermelon flavored water.

  • @nicolaedaniel3780
    @nicolaedaniel3780 5 років тому +78

    Could nl make an alternate irl cooking channel ?

    • @davidhong1934
      @davidhong1934 5 років тому +5

      His wife used to do some cooking on her channel

    • @RomanNumeral04
      @RomanNumeral04 5 років тому +1

      But that is not him lol

  • @braido
    @braido 5 років тому +34

    1 minute in and the game already warns NL to not bankrupt

  • @andrewp.4852
    @andrewp.4852 5 років тому +6

    Thank you chef we are very glad you have provided us with these videos

  • @Catmonk201
    @Catmonk201 5 років тому +4

    i love when the plate is literally glowing on the screen, and he is looking through the box shop.

  • @hallowtako
    @hallowtako 5 років тому +18

    I've been waiting so long for this game, I hope we see more and maybe on the NLSS so Austin can actually cook

  • @loganvain3
    @loganvain3 5 років тому +2

    This video gave me some much needed laughs, thank you NL. Loving the variety on the channel please keep it up!

  • @chanm01
    @chanm01 5 років тому +16

    Omg, pouring the soup had me crying. 😂

  • @alexjporte
    @alexjporte 5 років тому +9

    NL: this is how it's done
    Proceeds to put salt shaker inside the pot full of water
    the egg is cracked bois

  • @kristofferp5030
    @kristofferp5030 5 років тому +16

    This psychopath cleans his pots and pans by pouring some water in them and then throwing them at the ceiling.
    Poor Kate

  • @jerichxo_
    @jerichxo_ 5 років тому +8

    The egg is doing god's work recently. I haven't laughed so hard recently. Maximum egginess.

  • @dinkleberg794
    @dinkleberg794 5 років тому +10

    I’m gunna start cleaning my dishes by just throwing them at my ceiling from now on

  • @styrofoamcow6996
    @styrofoamcow6996 5 років тому +28

    THUMBNAIL GOD

  • @andrewjackson414
    @andrewjackson414 3 роки тому

    This is honestly one of the funniest videos I've ever watched. And I've been watching nl for years.

  • @JadedJragon
    @JadedJragon 5 років тому +4

    Laughed my ass off when he threw the tomato soup all over the floor 😂😂😂

    • @EllwynTelthir
      @EllwynTelthir 5 років тому

      I did too, and then died when he picked up the plate and all the lemons fell off

  • @MrStatistx
    @MrStatistx 5 років тому +10

    I'm not gonna return that TV for you. That damage was self inflicted.

  • @CraftmolesDK
    @CraftmolesDK 5 років тому +1

    Dude we need more of this it's that great

  • @cardinalles07
    @cardinalles07 5 років тому +1

    The parsley part on that borscht fucking sent me 💀 🤣🤣

  • @mr.waffles8739
    @mr.waffles8739 5 років тому +3

    I could watch NL play this for hours

  • @andymion
    @andymion 5 років тому +4

    "We still need some liquids. Hey Ryuka!" Me: WutFace

  • @ladamedesaraignees1764
    @ladamedesaraignees1764 5 років тому +1

    This is the Kitchen Nightmare where the owner cleans pots by throwing them across the kitchen

  • @KyleRoller24
    @KyleRoller24 5 років тому +4

    I could watch NL play B games forever. Thanks as always for many laughs Egg

  • @maverickhunter1724
    @maverickhunter1724 5 років тому +4

    "Put it down" *Throws the phone on the floor*

  • @stevebob240
    @stevebob240 5 років тому +4

    24:43 Pro chef strats

  • @Morethanlikelyaperson
    @Morethanlikelyaperson 5 років тому +1

    SHOCKING!!!! Egg Starts up Restaurant only to be found smuggling BIG POT!

  • @MrStatistx
    @MrStatistx 5 років тому +8

    Awww man, why do you buy stuff from the box? I was hoping for NL waiting at the Deli counter while someone else is in front of him.

  • @REDANDSILVER741
    @REDANDSILVER741 5 років тому +7

    We have been blessed, less Issac was definitely the best decision

  • @MsXtraOrdinari
    @MsXtraOrdinari 5 років тому +5

    @37:57 You put the fish in the pan based on which side you want to present, not which side is seasoned.

  • @Radoniel
    @Radoniel 5 років тому +5

    Finally some good fucking food

  • @Romanticoutlaw
    @Romanticoutlaw 5 років тому +6

    I bought evolution after seeing your let's look at and I don't even like digital card games, but I'm loving it. Kudos my man
    ps do you have to work at being so bad at games or does it come naturally

    • @Droid15243Z
      @Droid15243Z 5 років тому +5

      Funnily enough he defaults to being alright at most games but becomes reallt good if he tries.Super Meat Boy and Isaac are some old examples while Smash Bros and Tetris are more recent.

    • @DoubleLogD
      @DoubleLogD 5 років тому

      He's real good at reflex based gameplay and absolute F-tier at using his active brain for strategy.

  • @legion999
    @legion999 5 років тому +1

    Haha, the parsley moment. I knew he was gonna find the root parsley soon enough.

  • @TeriyakiTakeout
    @TeriyakiTakeout 5 років тому +1

    The flavor of your content lately has been what I like to call S+ Class Scrambled Eggs

  • @tomaszprzyby784
    @tomaszprzyby784 5 років тому +2

    6:35 i was afraid that Lion daddy is gonna boil Ryuka ;p
    5 star vertical salmon with 2 whole potatoes.

  • @SiliconSoul666
    @SiliconSoul666 5 років тому +5

    as a chef it was painful to watch

  • @keenanbothma228
    @keenanbothma228 5 років тому +4

    Thanks for the company, chef

    • @Droid15243Z
      @Droid15243Z 5 років тому

      Ayy, now I gotta rewatch Death Note!

  • @noahwilmott3957
    @noahwilmott3957 5 років тому +1

    high octane pro cooking skills on display

  • @normandave3429
    @normandave3429 5 років тому +3

    Cooking simulator on Steam:

  • @o3MTA3o
    @o3MTA3o 5 років тому +2

    Who needs a whole lemon for a fish?

  • @tylermeh210
    @tylermeh210 5 років тому

    I’m fucking crying and I’m only half way through. Please play this more. “I don’t like spicy food” -too much pepper

  • @RonBomb
    @RonBomb 5 років тому

    This was one of the best episodes ever! XD

  • @IanZWhite00
    @IanZWhite00 5 років тому +1

    5:10 “eyy Ryuka, you need to go down, my brother”
    My it’s getting awfully hot in here

  • @TheUltimateDare
    @TheUltimateDare 5 років тому

    There needs to be more of this.

  • @IBlack04
    @IBlack04 5 років тому +4

    Love the disrespect on the DL in the description... this man does not want to endorse the game of simulated cooking.

  • @deshauntshelton
    @deshauntshelton 5 років тому +1

    This is one if the funniest single player games u played in a minute

  • @will6591
    @will6591 5 років тому

    Very enjoyable would enjoy watching you play the harder levels

  • @georgekennedy946
    @georgekennedy946 5 років тому +1

    This was brilliant 😅

  • @pazg1234
    @pazg1234 5 років тому +1

    Oh this is golden

  • @stefan_munzi7530
    @stefan_munzi7530 5 років тому +1

    The channel is ascending

  • @SilverionX
    @SilverionX 2 роки тому

    The soup pouring thing was hilarious.

  • @themonroe654hd6
    @themonroe654hd6 5 років тому

    Tossing the pan in the air like Emeril Lagasse or something is almost worse than shooting the tires out in GTA 5.

  • @CJFM101
    @CJFM101 5 років тому +9

    Remind me to never eat anything NL has cooked...

  • @jasonvegan5761
    @jasonvegan5761 5 років тому +7

    Missed tinted blender

    • @MrStatistx
      @MrStatistx 5 років тому +1

      Now we're cooking with gas! Finally someone uses that old ass joke with thematic replacements!

  • @Aaskereia
    @Aaskereia 5 років тому +1

    God Tier S++ Rank Thumbnail. Egg can't be stopped!

  • @jasming1757
    @jasming1757 5 років тому +6

    i lost it when he dropped the lemon. i need more of this game

    • @FuturisticCavemen
      @FuturisticCavemen 5 років тому +2

      And he fuckin threw the entire pot of soup on the ground like Kevin from the office

    • @jasming1757
      @jasming1757 5 років тому

      @@FuturisticCavemen well i guess one plate is more than enough

    • @MrStatistx
      @MrStatistx 5 років тому

      The tomato was even a step up imo

    • @ErrorPlaysHD
      @ErrorPlaysHD 5 років тому

      I guess I am not the only German here. That makes me feel less like an idiot.

    • @jasming1757
      @jasming1757 5 років тому

      @@ErrorPlaysHD i mean honestly we are all idiots in NL's community

  • @hoboindachick
    @hoboindachick 5 років тому +1

    That sour cream made me really uncomfortable as to how it just pours like that.

  • @fauna575
    @fauna575 5 років тому

    I want a series of this lmao

  • @777orochimaru7
    @777orochimaru7 5 років тому

    Watching you since 2015 for isaac.... Nice seeing the change

  • @propastypete1958
    @propastypete1958 5 років тому +1

    It'd be pretty fucked if the game asks him to scramble some eggs.

  • @vosem5174
    @vosem5174 5 років тому +1

    THERE IS NO ESCAPE

  • @MrStatistx
    @MrStatistx 5 років тому

    God, I need more of this game with different recipes!!!

  • @poxylandgamesers959
    @poxylandgamesers959 5 років тому +2

    5g of black pepper. What sort of cooking is this?

  • @Drowzzzyy
    @Drowzzzyy 5 років тому

    Thanks for the company.

  • @ninastrangelove4554
    @ninastrangelove4554 5 років тому +1

    hoping there's more where that came from

  • @Alex15963
    @Alex15963 5 років тому +1

    Short series on this dad

  • @UrbanReapture
    @UrbanReapture 5 років тому

    *On hell's kitchen*
    *NL drops suit*
    Gordon Ramsay: "what the actual fuck, do I have to buy you a ladle you fool, you better lick that shit of the floor or so help me God" 😂😂

  • @stopquinn
    @stopquinn 5 років тому

    this is how i feel when i’m actually cooking real food

  • @28PickleMan
    @28PickleMan 5 років тому +1

    10/10 best video

  • @Mathmachine
    @Mathmachine 5 років тому +2

    I wonder if NL knows how to cook because he's played so many cooking games.

  • @morphman86
    @morphman86 5 років тому +1

    Just a few more millilitres...

  • @saintpyo
    @saintpyo 5 років тому

    I love the new NL, spicy uploads NL, the less Isaac NL, the Tetris God NL

  • @o3MTA3o
    @o3MTA3o 5 років тому

    48:25 20g of pepper? My little pepper tin has 39g in it and it's lasted me years.

  • @Hdawger2
    @Hdawger2 5 років тому

    Hope you return to this one in the future!

  • @crashtestdummy9985
    @crashtestdummy9985 5 років тому

    This is how I clean my dishes now...

  • @Ascendingashes
    @Ascendingashes 5 років тому +1

    I laughed too much I almost peed

  • @hoboindachick
    @hoboindachick 5 років тому

    14:20 there is no escape.

  • @Kokonutzlz
    @Kokonutzlz 5 років тому

    41:45 for your viewing pleasure

  • @darrenmears2941
    @darrenmears2941 5 років тому

    Hey NL not sure if you know this but salt lowers the boiling point of water . 😊

  • @Jipni
    @Jipni 4 роки тому

    Is this one of the first “NL Tries”? At least branded that way? Haha

  • @MrStatistx
    @MrStatistx 5 років тому +1

    I did my dishes wrong for my whole life!!!!

  • @TopZsi
    @TopZsi 5 років тому

    can someone tell me how to clean up the pans, cutting board and stuff?

  • @ultimaofelsewhere
    @ultimaofelsewhere 5 років тому

    They called a turner a spatula.

  • @kataratak33
    @kataratak33 5 років тому

    I'm glad I have you now that sbfp are gone

  • @FluffyFractalshard
    @FluffyFractalshard 5 років тому +1

    I'm having dinner now, in case anyone.. was.. no?

  • @mysticalgoose2349
    @mysticalgoose2349 5 років тому

    Screenshot controls are better than game controls

  • @ericlamb4501
    @ericlamb4501 5 років тому +1

    Smells like _broke_ , tastes like _floor_ :o